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[@mfurt929]

The 4 horsemen of the apocalypse - "What the F*** Barbara!?" - "You are gonna laugh..." - "You guys playing uno?" - "You right"

[@justapurplefedora2455]

Michael Furtado Comparing Their UNO series’ Barbra and Stranger Thing’s Barbra makes me have confused feelings about Barbra.

[@WD_Gaster66]

@I don’t like Lgbt people Nobody cares

[@user-ep2te9wx8f]

Michael Furtado u right

[@liammorris9372]

Michael Furtado What about “heart of the cards”? :P

[@mfurt929]

@@liammorris9372 I could only come up with those 4 but that would've been smarter.

[@matthewroddick9737]

"Bloose. Snooze." *"Häpœûgh!!"* Excellent beginning.

[@irgendwerausbayern1999]

Close to my version: Æpöœûgh!

[@singleplayer286]

"Translate to English"

[@Shad0wSlayer07]

@@singleplayer286 ye

[@yes_____]

@@Shad0wSlayer07 “ye” (translate to English) “ye”

[@oneinazillion4364]

I like that this comment has an option to be translated to English

[@sydneycarpenter1636]

I love how it sounded like wade was going to announce a pregnancy and everyone got quiet waiting for it but then he just says “I’m not a father it’s just a sexual name I want you to refer to me as.

[@nichole_bmx8313]

And now Bob is going to be!

[@lemonywater2979]

@@nichole_bmx8313 huh?

[@nichole_bmx8313]

@@lemonywater2979 Bob recently announced that his wife is expecting!

[@gwenshapp3621]

Time stamp?

[@gwenshapp3621]

18:18

[@starboy3860]

18:23 Mark looks genuinely like "shit is this how wade is about to announce a child?" Then super relieved lol

[@plexyglass429]

I wouldn't say relived, just taken avack that its even a possibility

[@korumi_gachaz]

@@plexyglass429 ya

[@sparrowparadise]

"Blues. Snoose. HaPOOF" what a wonderful way to start an episode.

[@garrettreese3198]

Lol.

[@dangerdean9066]

You right

[@milosphotos]

During another stream, Bob smashed his finger on his microphone about 2 minutes in.

[@DraegonHeckman]

if you have the captions on it says (bob: sneezes in auto-tune)

[@juicymoose8968]

haplouiflf

[@TheTrytix]

Mark: "Blues, Snooze." Bob: *Sneezes in autotune*

[@thechuckinator]

**sneezes in Donald duck**

[@askask8618]

laughing so much 😂😂😂😂

[@ajheath9094]

Everybody dies laughing

[@zeddiehtooswe3768]

Ha PoOf!

[@TheWraithSummoner]

Eq-*_POOF_*

[@plutoniumparker3849]

The best part about the auto tune sneeze was that afterwards, Bob was like "That's not how I thought that would sound." He intentionally sneezed into auto tune to see what would happen LOLOLOL And no one caught onto that. Or cared

[@connordean2446]

Yeah, that’s hilarious.

[@sigmamain010]

😂

[@Kittykat92595]

I think Mark did, he was laughing so hard

[@theycallmeklee]

Mark: "This is what it means to go even further beyond!" *Unus Annus flashbacks*

[@nateds7326]

*You close?*

[@eva8533]

Let it die Please

[@sineadlucas3682]

I remember seeing comments like this on Unus Annus videos, saying that it reminded people of these videos. Finally, it has come full circle

[@Kmcauley_05TV]

PLUS ULTRA!!!! Edit: If you don't understand where this Is from, it's from My Hero Academia, an anime

[@ThyRandomGuy]

To all the people saying let it die, it's memento mori, not damnatio memoriae. The whole point of the channel was that all we had left after the year was the memories, not to pretend like it didn't exist at all, just like what you would do with a loved one that passed.

[@anotheravatarlover5207]

Mark: *literally puts the word _'DEMONITIZATION'_ in the title KZbin: *TRENDING FOR GAMING!*

[@Icantfindthefork]

0:09

[@bunko_fuck4379]

@Wildy Duce your point?

[@l1messss]

Susan was having a coffee shortage

[@chlomo9638]

Description: WaDE DisLocaTED hiS HAnd

[@vistagreat9994]

@@bunko_fuck4379 his point is that it was funny and he laughed

[@potatopowers6601]

“Old town road, take me home” “CALIFORNIAAAA!”

[@evantambolang3052]

Better than original

[@StoppedEmu67]

thats 2 songs mixed. which one is better than the original?

[@depressedorca7995]

You’re a wanted man, Mr. Morgan.

[@kpoper4lyf269]

This is chaotic

[@unprankable666]

How to anger every country music fan in five seconds.

[@aimrurt5980]

Mark: Blues. Snooze. Bob: _ApEwEhEw_

[@irgendwerausbayern1999]

Mark: (extreme laughing fit)

[@Friday56324]

I love how "daddy is a sexual term. DEMONETIZED" was interrupted with a commercial

[@frost4686]

Mark without cursing is like non-alcoholic beer

[@DavidFrostbite]

Apt

[@folkuey_artster]

Oh...you right

[@Paradox_Edge]

@@folkuey_artster YOU RIGHT!

[@emopandaa]

Why isn't this the top comment 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂

[@juliansedor7101]

This is very amusing because of Mark's issues with alcohol.

[@potatonope9774]

Can we take a moment to appreciate lixian glitching the screen whenever their audio glitched? Because that is some grade A editing and attention to detail

[@SamanthaLaurier]

Lixian is an S-tier editor. The small details make everything so much better

[@ashleywalker7568]

"You left footed mushroom wielder!" very good wade

[@olivierr.5752]

If someone actually said that to me, it would destroy what's left of my self-esteem

[@stephendavies9879]

They call marks mushroom the punisher

[@zippylamb]

“You four-card taking card taker!”

[@watermelon2692]

I looked down to the comments 2 seconds before he said that and this was the first comment I saw

[@mrbadger4375]

U goth

[@mintmainia]

0:02 replay button of Bob’s sneeze ”Thanks me!” ”You’re welcome, myself!”

[@autumnsmith1600]

MintMainia Thank you xD it was by far the best way to start an episode xD

[@mintmainia]

Autumn Smith you’re very welcome!🤣

[@DB_887]

Ha PoOfh

[@Boncaaa]

It sounds like some kind of food you’d take in a Mario game and it did something to you

[@ivangreywood547]

Sounds like bob got punched while zipping up his jacket

[@eldaroses.g.r.7945]

I want, just once, Lixian to actually play Uno with them.

[@Fluffernutter48_]

back-stabbing card-taking left-footed mushroom-wielder is a god tier insult

[@hoodii3794]

*Wade:* I threw money at a problem... And the problem went away. I logics.

[@TheResidentevilfan99]

I threw money at a thug and he ran away with it. So I guess it works.

[@xilogex7403]

@I don’t like Lgbt people oh god

[@SKII7LES]

As I read this I heard it in the video 😂

[@WD_Gaster66]

@@xilogex7403 Just report him, he's everywhere and he's dumb like a rock

[@Somerandomperson-hl1kt]

Life Is Random haven’t you played assassin’s creed? That’s a game where it works :)

[@neighborlytoad-3938]

video: *is 27 minutes worth of content* everyone in the comments: “haha bob sneeze funny”

[@StemNoodle]

Yes. But still... hapLoOuF

[@mx.l0verb0y]

Because it’s hilarious 😌🤣

[@neighborlytoad-3938]

@Hannah Smith lol i’m not!! that’s nothing to get mad about haha

[@dormammusofat]

@Hannah Smith Issa joke

[@largeboy5577]

hapoof

[@NerdyGamer-pg3jq]

This is honestly the best Uno video they've come out with yet. With Bob's brilliant autotuned sneeze, Wade's uncontrollable rage, and them coming up with random nonsense "insults" while trying not to curse it's a wonderful recipe for chaos. *Memento Mori*

[@Solarrollar]

Memento Mori

[@williamshakespeare987]

this all is very sad to watch after knowing the fact that mark, in fact is not real

[@eonahive]

Liar!

[@meganrainton2732]

Sike !

[@dragos_creations]

Yeah, yeah! You are just mad that they didn't pick your insults, Mr. Shakespeare!

[@williamshakespeare987]

@@dragos_creations u right

[@damienisntsane4518]

Your play Romeo and Juliet sucks

[@Marshushu]

Gonna be honest, I thought Markiplier said "My moms is asian." Instead of- "My monetization"

[@supahstarwarrior6942]

He's not wrong

[@folkuey_artster]

Either way it's correct

[@Sparkle-hn1vr]

i would like this comment but its at sixty nine so have fun

[@Marshushu]

@@Sparkle-hn1vr You're now my favourite person xD

[@Sparkle-hn1vr]

@@Marshushu what's this 'favorite person' i hear you speak of? Im afraid i havnt heard of this concept before XD

[@akurei4532]

Bob: *Sneezes* Literally no one: Mark: *Actually dies*

[@cpi3267]

it's someone, it's BOB

[@akurei4532]

Julio Jacob Shit you're right, I was too focused on Mark to notice

[@shelbyholbert8904]

I literally sneezed right after Bob.

[@nyancat2143]

No one: Bob: Ah-PoOf! Everyone: *dies*

[@user-su6ts9wm1h]

i actually died laughing at it xd

[@lmlondog]

Mark: "Blues, Snooze" Bob: *autotune sneezing* Me: *laughing instead of breathing intensifies*

[@lainnin]

Bob's autotune sneeze has been my phones notification sound for a year. It still makes me laugh every time

[@junebunny0712]

Lol

[@TheResidentevilfan99]

KZbin: uses demonetization card Mark: *Say sike right now.*

[@huhimhere170]

Your profile pic... Oh Oh no

[@TheResidentevilfan99]

@@huhimhere170 oh yes

[@sama-tg8qx]

Ricardo Milos your profile is everything

[@huhimhere170]

@@TheResidentevilfan99 do I have permission to kill the dead meme

[@idrisamir5394]

:D

[@superapm9620]

0:02 - Snoose 1:14 - Hello everybody 3:21 - Thanks buddy 3:56 - **** 5:00 - Jump on mysel... 5:28 - PGfied 7:48 - What did I do!?! 8:36 - PGfied pt2 11:12 - Drawing on purpose 11:30 - Reverse that at you!! 11:51 - Elmo 12:37 - That's an interesting turn of events 13:54 - _Waaaait_ a minute.... 14:40 - _Eviiiil_ 15:50 - Why would you go for me? 16:53 - I dare you to play it on yourself 18:18 - Daddi 18:59 - Chomper got me!! 19:25 - Zearo 20:17 - This is what you get Bo-_Nooooooooo!!_ 23:05 - *How's it taste!?!* 23:44 - *_AAAAA!!_* 24:38 - _Well hey thanks for asking_ 25:10 - Jump in

[@Bizzap1]

Oh, thanks

[@lowheadvarney158]

Make this into a compilation please omg

[@braxtonjaneway5557]

ty flando

[@Ragan31687]

Thanks man. Must have taken you a long time to make this comment.

[@Rexi20]

u god

[@Mr.Brightside1]

0:14 Mark’s cry-laughter adds years to my life-span

[@WhiteHawk2K]

11:54 "Elmo loves to danc-OH!!!"

[@jetblackchamp]

"You back-stabbing, card-taking, left footed mushroom-wielder!" - Wade whenever the hell they recorded this

[@you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband]

The same day they recorded bigfoot.

[@samsonguy10k]

16:00

[@acekabogen]

As a person who is left footed, I do not find this insult offensive

[@norafassler5183]

@@acekabogen reclaiming a slur 😌

[@umm9745]

Press that like button and make it 1k, you flashy-eyed belly basher!!

[@biamond6960]

Pewds and Jack playing minecraft: Join us mark Mark: I will *When I get money*

[@cobbsalad7073]

Biamond ._. Did they actually say that?

[@AcelJean]

Are they though? No post today about it

[@TexanSilver]

*YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!*

[@pandastrix4082]

NooooooooooooooooooOoooOOOoOoOoOoOooOOoOoo

[@allanbaker3958]

Has Mark played "layers of fear 2" or "thief simulator" yet? Or how about he just uploads 100+ more videos of Amnesia....

[@SteampunkHorse]

19:10 *_distraught_* "He's got as many reds as two!" 20:06 the way Wade said "little hat" amuses me 23:56 really admire Mark's "AAAHH!!"

[@kitkatpita6703]

“You PICKLE PUSHER!” -Mark, yelling at Bob during UNO, 2019

[@Astarust]

11:51 Wade: *Very sad Elmo noise* Bob: Yeah take that, *Elmo* Wade in an Elmo voice: Elmo loves to danc-*OH!*

[@emptyaccount9821]

this timestamp is a blessing

[@peebledeeble]

funniest shit i’ve ever watched

[@kestrel7493]

Where's the episode where Mark ONLY uses pre recorded lines and sees how long till the others notice

[@Tiny_Fishy]

Do you mean "WADE LITERALLY EXPLODES IN RAGE | UNO" ? Because that´s one of my favorites and he uses the pre-recorded thingy alot :p

[@amandarose1031]

Tiny Fishy same here! Love that one, although I tend to watch the episodes a lot 😆 because they’re great

[@synicat7839]

Barbara

[@Tiny_Fishy]

@@synicat7839 u right!

[@thishandleisntavai1able023]

you riight

[@rachelf.6612]

Mark, Bob and Wade: *saying weird alternatives to curse words* Me, horrified: just say fU ck

[@shadophaxx2401]

When Bob said “egh PÆŒOÖØGh” I felt that

[@SpecCmdr013]

"I'm not joking, somehow Wade managed to dislocate his own hand in a fit of rage... You have to see it to believe it!"... again?

[@tiki-nagasvoice7919]

I was wondering why he said that again X3

[@unlucky134]

so nice it happened twice

[@Violet-hg8oe]

"YoU FLaT FootEd PaNts weArEr! " Way to get em' Mark

[@acewildcard1243]

@I don’t like Lgbt people Oh my God it's you! Weren't you the one who said marks niece deserved to die?! I thought you hated Mark!

[@marsglare]

I don’t like Lgbt people bruh this dude is a bitch talking about KZbinrs family members then self promoting on marks channel

[@acewildcard1243]

@@marsglare that's who I thought it was. Screw off you sexist flat footed pants wearer!

[@marsglare]

That One Cool Gamer I think??????

[@marsglare]

That One Cool Gamer I didn’t really say anything about gay people

[@ARxAHS]

“Goat slapping tail pusher” I honestly don’t think that’s PG Mark 😂 I don’t think you want Peta after you

[@shinigamimiroku3723]

To be fair, I'm pretty sure PETA doesn't care unless they get to kill said goat. XD

[@Thechaosmaster1997]

Me watching three angry men play a children's card game and trying not to swear when they swear like truck drivers is the funniest thing I have ever seen. I am dying of laughter.

[@keirstynkat]

Bob: **skips wade** Wade: [sad Elmo noise] Bob: yeah take that, Elmo Wade, using Elmo voice: Elmo loves to dance- *OH*

[@MasterSparkZe]

I love that part XD

[@yellow0reos337]

Time stamp?

[@MasterSparkZe]

@@yellow0reos337 11:51 :3

[@MicaelaB.]

It was such a good impression! Way to go Wade!😁

[@MasterSparkZe]

@@MicaelaB. That OH was the best also I love how he didn't say anything weird with the Elmo voice XD

[@lucient.m.8453]

man, the autotune sneeze is almost as good as wade going "no..." "no" "No" "NO" "GOD" "WHYYY" "YEEEAAAAYEEAH

[@cats1970]

Put it on slowmo please good Lord

[@axolotl0424]

@@Verecundius it's from another game of Uno that Mark posted

[@XcupcaketimebombX]

Antasma I think it’s either in “Thou shalt be skipped” or “Your gonna laugh”😂

[@you_gullible_fucc]

I'm p sure it's from "A card of a thousand truths" a bit over halfway into the vid

[@stabbamonroll]

@@Verecundius i think its on the You're Gonna Laugh vid

[@thekeyblademaster6358]

20:48 AND THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEY....

[@kadenbraegger2613]

Memento mori

[@EchoCasseopia]

That intro is genuinely one of my favorite moments that Mark & Friends ever have done

[@graydrawsonline137]

KZbin: *uses demonetization card* Mark: *UNO reverse card*

[@This_is_a_username]

KZbin:r u playing a yellow 2?

[@vincentfaragalli9427]

@Gray Stars you just have them a free turn reverse cards don’t reflect stuff

[@unoreversecard684]

.

[@unoreversecard684]

@@vincentfaragalli9427 r/woooosh

[@shadowmaster5689]

uno reverse card r/uno

[@a.j.theman893]

4:10 Mark: You're just making Lixian do more work (Angry Lixian noises paired with animation)

[@a.j.theman893]

@@opposedlime Thank you.

[@seemslegit614]

I'm your 1500th like (is this a trend now btw)

[@a.j.theman893]

@@seemslegit614 Awesome. I like this trend.

[@weirdibibfishiplop3644]

6:30 literally when he played that 5 and implied it was threatening, the next player got 6 more cards from a draw, used the 6th, making basically a plus 5

[@fatguy5556]

Hearing mark say " going even further beyond" before unus annus existed is amazing to me!

[@Styxintheriver]

It's a fairly common thing to say, could be a mha reference

[@mister_sinisterz1191]

Mark: Don't you dare curse Wade: I didn't, I stopped myself for you.....F###!

[@drifterkidz1714]

4:07

[@certified_ch33seyt29]

SportzSoldier15 GD 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@quintonragin]

TF YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

[@elliot8688]

Why doesn’t mark curse any more?

[@samjanthablinks]

“Stop cursing my monetization” Five seconds later “Oh F***”

[@summerglassleaves3073]

@I don’t like Lgbt people how were you "brave" enough to make that name

[@Zack_Zander]

I don’t like Lgbt people No

[@auroraofclanborealis]

Why dose Mark suddenly care about demonetization. He play fnafb for god's sake!

[@thegooobley1993]

@I don’t like Lgbt people No I never will

[@meatman9682]

nice profile picture.

[@jacgracha5918]

I laughed my head off at 23:57

[@marthaatoruk6762]

17:53 "6!" -wade

[@wolf-e580]

According to the game grumps, bleeping still registers as a swear to the algorithm. Also according to the game grumps, you just have to be swear free for the first minute of the video

[@feepentertainment6752]

Lol Wade literally cursed at 0:59.

[@heirtoroma4152]

Feep Entertainment Nope, he rolls over juuuust at 1:00

[@griffsivyer1336]

Mark translator giving jt hate look at vid by jt trust me and r/jacksepticeye and r/markiplier on reddit

[@plink4017]

Yeah, censoring like that even counts- Imagine playing a game that has a lot of loud beeping noises :')

[@bananya6020]

i wonder if a new meta will happen where the first minute is just blank silence and then the video begins

[@something_strange3086]

"Take me hoooome old town roadd, cAlifornIaA" Me...a west virginian: **implodes**

[@K_8T]

XD LOL

[@Vincent-wg8ij]

Ayyyeee same

[@reverendliu]

solidarity

[@blucor]

its west Virginia *

[@JumbleDrops]

Im a West Virginian too! :3

[@guytheencrypted601]

Mark: "what how did he do tha-" Wade: "Hes got as many reds as two!!!"

[@SuperionStudios]

The voice crack at 20:34 killed me

[@ThePelicanMan]

Lets all be honest. Regular KZbin just became basically KZbin kids

[@north-vegasgift4964]

Hell yeah dude. Ageeed

[@blackwolf3361]

YES YES YES

[@Becca44lyfe]

You right

[@harrisonfink2580]

Yep.

[@tbro6441]

Micky Mouse girlfriend pregnant suicide nursery rhymes FOR KIDS!

[@erusdearest]

Wade: "Well, I have something to tell you." Mark, with the face of fear and curiousity - Wade: "I am not a father." Mark, relief.

[@_Michaelis_]

"But i want you to call me daddy"

[@Dogaojuiz]

@@_Michaelis_ *no*

[@galaxyvulture6649]

@@Dogaojuiz *Yes*

[@boywiththebreee3599]

Hey just to tell u ur at 666 likes

[@erusdearest]

@@boywiththebreee3599 Thank you, sad I missed the golden moment.

[@e.f5656]

“Is that supposed to be Old Town Road?” *starts to sing Take Me Home* “I love that song” 😂

[@TheOnlyToblin]

Wade's Elmo moment at 11:51 is one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time. Talk about being "too in-character".

[@fabianschlagzu]

@Markiplier The translator changed your Title and description to insult someone and also to make ad for himself...

[@MithrilSludge6541]

Bump

[@konradzukowski213]

Can confirm that. On polish version, title says to fuck a KZbinr named JT and he puts a link to some other KZbinr to frame him.

[@idiotfriend6755]

Oh boy someone found a way to make KZbin fall apart even more.....how sarcastically wonderful

[@gameseeker6307]

But its auto gen Did he remove a translation option?

[@Lyrantes]

Apparently the person being advertised in the desc. doesn't have anything to do with it, and since there's no evidence against him that means you shouldn't say that the ad is for himself.

[@niftytechnology7688]

Not even a minute into this episode and they already mention “Barbara”

[@xilogex7403]

@I don’t like Lgbt people Are you actually that desprete

[@thegooobley1993]

@I don’t like Lgbt people No

[@_The_Dumbass_]

ALMOST ONE MINUTE

[@ethant.presland7438]

@I don’t like Lgbt people Reported for spam.

[@mirillis6083]

That One Cool Gamer I’ll do it too

[@EathenGaming]

Me in 2015 and 2020: I'll think about it next Year. Me in 2021: (Bob sneezes in AutoTone) (Laughs with Mark)

[@xaviercacanindin3129]

"blues, snooze" Bob: sneezes in autotune i fucking died

[@3pggd828]

Mark: Bloose, Snooze Bob: *Demonic sneeze*

[@camerondon3712]

The way that rhymes reminds me of Blues Clues. Never liked that cartoon. Always annoyed me for some reason.

[@6709ify]

Cameron Don Probably because it was half cartoon and half live-action? That’s why I didn’t like it.

[@tzulips]

@@6709ify I mean I hated it and they probably hated for a reason on their own, I hated it because it made no sence

[@JillyCookeMusic]

I'm the 666th like. You're welcome.

[@WaffleDogofLegend]

*Angelic

[@sammycool4049]

It’s “Oh sir, the insult simulator” all over again...

[@Chaos_Incarnet]

basically

[@nikitodankgaming4757]

Facts

[@bromanr7209]

ummm actually its "oh sir! the insult simulator" *adjust glasses*

[@jakeruss1508]

Sammy Cool, Your cousin’s car smelt of elderberries and secretly admires your face, and that’s all I have to say about that!

[@sammycool4049]

Bro force 321, it’s adjusts glasses, not “adjust glasses.”

[@hanakoolsen1926]

Mark and the gang without cursing is like drunk Minecraft with non-alcoholic alcohol. IT MAKES NO SENSE

[@jockeyfield1954]

i love how wade reacted to the jumping in with his elmo voice, as if he's so used to making voices that he stays in character while doing something

[@shaye_butter]

Mark: You... flashy eyed b- KZbin: *plays 15 second unskippable ad* Me: .....

[@AlienArtist]

Shaye_Serena elly basher

[@strawberryduchess656]

Shaye_Serena but hey. He got monetized

[@ezekielbaskerville2710]

I got to "belly bash-" before the ad...

[@zanertheslayer2407]

Wow, even KZbin ads have the most comedic timing... LOL!

[@devyl3057]

That's when you quickly exit out and click it again. If another ad... do again

[@TheGamerInDisguise]

Mark: “You’ve been calling yourself daddy a lot lately.” Wade: “Well I got something to tell ya...” Me: “OMG IS MOLLY-“ Wade: “I’m not a father.” Me: “DAMMIT!”

[@kojurokatakura8433]

…………………………………

[@felix56p]

@Evan Sharp 18:22

[@GreetingsFineCitizen]

I honestly thought that Wade was going to say that he was pregnant

[@boomeronet7888]

@@GreetingsFineCitizen he??? :)

[@burningfox4974]

BenefitsBens yes He. Pregnancy has been a sexist act for a while now, “Only women can get pregnant” and we call ourself equal...Wade is a trail-blazer in Male Pregnancy.

[@allister6931]

Mark: blues snooze Bob: *sneezes in auto tune* Everyone and me: *laughs like there is no tomorrow*

[@jaw5956]

"THIS IS WHAT IT MEAN TO GO EVEN-" WE WERE SOOO CLOSE! WE WERE ON THE VERGE OF GREATNESS!

[@dielhey]

Hey markiplier. JT has made a video exposing a guy who use the subtitles of the title and the description ti promote their channel in jacksepticeye and pewdiepie videos, and now he is exploiting your channel too to promote AND insult JT. Please, mark or any of your editors, do something about it, spread the message or verify the traductions to delete his channel. Sincerely, a concerned subscriber

[@RisingShadowslost]

Wait I'm kinda confused what's going on?

[@dielhey]

@@RisingShadowslost if you have your youtube in other language than english, english videos might have a traduction made by the viewer. The problem is that people exploit this to promote themselves and say whatever they thince it's rarelly verified.

[@RisingShadowslost]

@@dielhey ohhhh that's mad fuckin shady tbh

[@donutchan8114]

Fyi, you dont have to say traductions, you can just say subtitles, traductions is spanglish and doesnt mean anything if you dont speak spanish.

[@MithrilSludge6541]

Bump

[@TheClumsyKing]

UNO isn’t a joke, I lost my whole family to a game of uno. Sure it might have had something to do with me not having family to begin with... but still, be careful using uno kids

[@klistiq]

Wut?

[@eldritchlemon]

I lost my entire brain cause of uno. Which is strange cause I never had one.

[@nootmare2601]

@@eldritchlemon XD I LOVE YOU

[@yukiharaswagga1300]

You gotta admit they had us in the first half

[@kailastewart7238]

Don't forget monopoly

[@samnieuwenhuis5555]

5:02 "Ya waste yer shaht." -Hector Barbossa

[@NfamousKayeGames]

Ahh so THIS is where that sneeze short comes from that makes me wheeze every time 😂😂 “…I’m really bad at this!” 😂

[@kinkykarnage6991]

Mark trying not to swear, sounds like KZbin is holding a gun to his temple.

[@pilkmaster]

the fuck is that pfp

[@dangerdean9066]

OR it might be Lixian occasionally

[@CuteFishCakes]

Maybe

[@ApexOceanPredator]

He's (very technically) a Disney employee

[@potato1674]

,,Can you stop cursing" -said Markiplier I absolutely love the UNO Series I could watch it all day xD

[@marivelazquez4116]

Charlett Sophine right 😂❤️

[@duketherat2062]

I did

[@kingfishcakes69]

Charlett Sophine I’ve watched every video at least 20 times

[@user-wr2uy9pj4m]

27 minutes of mark desperately trying to stay monetized...

[@madmanwebster94]

Literally all of his videos are monetized. He's one of the biggest people on KZbin and KZbin doesn't even have the balls to demonetised him. Even if they did the guy makes more than enough money by selling merchandise in doing live shows. Trust me he's not losing anything.

[@madmanwebster94]

@@dcuch honestly I don't believe KZbin demonetizes people for cursing. Markiplier literally curses and every one of his videos and rarely ever sensors and practically every video on his channel is monetized. He's like one of the top five biggest KZbinrs on the platform. I feel like KZbin as well as the media just like to pick on PewDiePie because he's an influential KZbinr in more ways than one and he has the biggest channel of them all.

[@nuggetmaster_]

@@dcuch He just reached 100 mil

[@Almanaicplays]

@The Early Kit Inn actually KZbin is for everyone, but I do think it's stupid that people can't curse or be themselves anymore because some snowflake at KZbin doesnt like the fact that people are saying 'bad words' on a platform where people can supposedly express and be themselves.

[@nuggetmaster_]

They way KZbin is going about all the censorship too is illegal. They are acting like publishers instead of a public forum

[@sqweeeiguessidfkman7999]

The fact that bob's sneeze was so good it's the most replayed part of the vid is fucking astounding.

[@alissaharder]

Mark: “Blues.” Bob: “ugh” Mark: “Snooze.” Bob sneezes in auto tune like an alien Everyone cackles 🤣 Bob: “Oh f#$&@*…..that’s not how I thought that was supposed to sound.” Honestly best way to start an uno session.

[@Little_Red_Gaming]

Let's all be honest here, Mark's laugh is like the best thing to hear when you want something to make you feel better. Mark, your laugh is the best thing ever!

[@judestarbabypup]

Honest ♡

[@DownUnderPunk]

Half the time my laugh sounds like his so when I’m watching it’s like his laugh echoes.

[@cro.artwork]

Fiefer Woods I agree, honestly I’m slowing developing a crush on him

[@freshoutoftheoven2782]

To be honest

[@MrsCurioCheerio]

Bob’s laugh is pretty majestical too

[@diabutis]

Mark: I just want some money for once Bob: Hold my beer

[@e.l.m7342]

"I got money in the bag."

[@IneedmoresubsOnline]

Noahretical STOP MAKING FUN OF ME WITH THAT HEART EVEN IF I DON'T HAVE ONE

[@xenowreborn]

"This is what it means, to go even Further beyond" Me: *Screams in SSJ3*

[@slasherchild5871]

Is that a dragon ball thing?

[@xenowreborn]

@@slasherchild5871 Recording: Yes In all seriousness yes, That's a dragonball thing, In Z when goku went ssj3 he said in the dub "And This, is to go, Even, Further Beyond"

[@slasherchild5871]

@@xenowreborn Oh damn. Sounds super badass

[@thetimeempress1518]

6:12 Holy Graph Pap-rr

[@herculeskerschnerferreira3805]

So the translators issue are affecting Markiplier as well. I hope he knows about it and that bangla fz1 get his channel taken down or something

[@MithrilSludge6541]

Bump

[@MrsCurioCheerio]

How did this issue just start for these big channels...? Are people just taking advantage of this now or is it a technical problem

[@urgotbostero]

@@MrsCurioCheerio people is just taking advantage of it, but KZbin finally banned the channel that was self-promoting in pewds videos

[@evapapikyan5642]

MrsCurioCheerio it sucks really 😕

[@dumpyt2336]

Ikr he got 24M subs from that

[@LVcatTale]

Mark: Maybe I'll make some money this time- KZbin: *REVERSE CARD*

[@ejmwhite6789]

Nice profile pic! I love that game!

[@Localcatgirl_]

Hey! EJM White, you must be new.... you have a lot to learn...

[@DHLY]

C O N N O R!!! MY BABYYYY

[@cloey8128]

YOUR PFP IS PURE PERFECTION. MWAH

[@palettecrow]

matching profile pictures.

[@Thebadbros047]

I love how mark put a "YOU RIGHT" quote from mark as a donation I would love to spend money on that donation just to hear it

[@jeycrolla]

everyone's getting upset about their inability to cuss, but ngl it increases the funny factor by at least 3x

[@GoogleBlocs]

I agree, swearing is becoming not really funny so seeing them trying to NOT swear is quite amusing

[@CrystalRose1111]

Some 90s Slasher Disagree Funny is subjective, and cursing can be funny when used appropriately

[@krisdoesart9643]

I thought them trying to cobble up random insults on the fly was significantly funnier than just screaming *"fUCK YOU"* every time

[@cadmallard]

@@CrystalRose1111 if funny is subjective how can you say cursing can be funny if used correctly as if it’s a fact?

[@elliotwintersdemanagabei9437]

@@cadmallard Because it is a fact? Cursing all the time is just... well, normal, and like anything else, can be funny in the appropriate scenario.

[@jacoblineberry1788]

The funny thing about the youtube ad thing is it gives me an excuse to be like: "Huh ... glad they didn't curse in this video. It'd be terrible if an ad that tells me about shaving my balls or how the soap I use is shit or a horror movie were attached to a video with cursing."

[@bee4123]

duuude that's such a good point

[@bork116]

the demonization is a random event triggered by breathing

[@jacoblineberry1788]

two more things I'd like to point out after reading through some similar topics in the comments. A censored curse draws more attention to the use of a curse than an uncensored curse, and taking away cursing from a character's speech pattern can sometimes ruin the impact the creator was initially going for with the mentioned character. Try writing lines for a character with completely different speech patterns from what you're used to using. Imagine doing that and getting used to it for all the characters in a project. Now imagine having to rewire how the characters talk in some cases just because you've developed them to swear a lot. It might end up making a character that felt natural with the original concept feel unnatural. Cursing can in some cases add to that impact. Expecting someone to write the character differently or be punished just cause you're not a fan of cursing is kind of killing a part of the creative freedoms creators should have. I'm not saying characters and speech patterns can't be written without cursing, I'm saying some feel unnatural without it. Forced because a writer is so used to writing their characters a certain way. This applies to KZbin with Skits, animations, letsplays, etc.

[@clarab7494]

I got an ad that said “ass” in it...

[@jaydemorris725]

1:55 minion (looks at bob in a exited way) Bob ( puts both middle fingers up)

[@warriorface3609]

Can we just appreciate how good Wade's Elmo voice is?

[@DianeBarnes76]

Mark censored his video. The world is ending. The end is nigh!!! Edit: This much likes? Why thanks everyone!

[@salamir0semyosotis21]

It's really over when Jack starts to do it too.

[@user-xj4ms1ti5o]

Salami R0se 《Myosotis》 just wait for when that day comes

[@DianeBarnes76]

Salami R0se 《Myosotis》 If Jack censors his videos then I quit watching KZbin, I understand YT is trying to make everything PG but cuss words are everywhere. You can’t block them all from flying.

[@rhondaelliott2558]

@@DianeBarnes76 yeah I hear worse from my teachers and classmates and I don't curse, just because you hear it doesn't mean you have to repeat it

[@salamir0semyosotis21]

@@DianeBarnes76 They literally have a youtube kids ap I don't know why they're ruining this platform.

[@Moros-fg8om]

I’m surprised the video isn’t age-restricted Those were some pretty good insults

[@Moros-fg8om]

I don’t like Lgbt people oof

[@stu_jam]

So, I'm in hospital after cracking a rib from laughing at Bob's sneeze for 15 minutes on repeat.

[@williamleonard6481]

“Old town road… I love that song” *Starts singing Country Roads Take Me Home”

[@laserlemming9221]

Bob: uh Mark:Bloos,Snooze Bob: *ALIEN NOISE*

[@swingfire2128]

Lol!

[@krewlex_ghost]

I didn't even get past the 30 second mark because I was laughing so hard and replaying that moment. So hard that I made some quiet, high pitched squeaks

[@hoodii3794]

I think they are really pushing their copywrite limits with all their singing. *Wade:* CaLiFoRniAaAa

[@xilogex7403]

Copyright*

[@hoodii3794]

@@xilogex7403 I understand you like to point things out, and i like oRIgInaL cOntEnT, so i aint editing this... PFFT

[@hoodii3794]

@That One Cool Gamer Just keep reporting, he has broken many tos rules and he just needs to be taught a LESSON.

[@lemoncardboard4199]

XilogexGX spelling doesn't matter, we're not writing an essay, plus everyone knows what they meant, you troglodyte

[@ethant.presland7438]

@I don’t like Lgbt people Reported for spam