The diamond spoke to me (The Bazaar)

[@peripypo]

we're youtube guys of course we already watched the silver katana water wheel snow globe run

[@wyldenites]

We're Librarian/Streamer guys. Of course we're the type of people to not care about spoilers

[@jakebaldwin8114]

we're Costco guys, of course we fuck in the bathroom.

[@Hyper129]

Egg was pogging out of his gourd near the end of the run.

[@nev2221]

His kid paints her house green, but she doesn't use any paint.

[@drywalldevourer]

All grass, no blocks

[@lucasivy3986]

+2

[@ZachariahCruse]

24:19 The interviewer at my job interview who doesn't know how to pronounce résumé when I walk into his office.

[@jej-oi4pg]

+2

[@zirkereuler5242]

+2

[@seanbrimblecombe3225]

+2

[@owenmorris2044]

+2

[@babyyodar3426]

+2

[@lukalissimo]

Slobbering up all the Bazaar content as it comes out

[@IbragimKastBsd]

Same

[@youngbrooooodie]

me 2

[@emeryboehnke4259]

Goated pfp

[@Fran-dl5ju]

I don't understand why these videos are so bingeable... I don't think I'd play The Bazaar by myself.

[@chucktowski_]

The random items every shop is a dopamine machine

[@richogerheide7291]

"I still think we are on track for a ten piece" The four minutes left in the video would tend to disagree NL

[@HerAffectations]

1:03:18 the ducks of my local park when i bring them tasty frozen peas

[@loganmorace839]

+2

[@Mehow80]

+2

[@bormetschnor7307]

+2

[@ZachariahCruse]

+2

[@babyyodar3426]

+2

[@jjw_54023]

I think his chat was right about getting rid of the port for three small weapons. By the time the other weapons ran out of ammo the ballista would’ve been on probably 35-50 multicast.

[@TMGTurdFerguson]

Yeah that was probably ideal considering he wasn't going to live long enough for a second cast against anyone but a sandstorm build. The main drawback is losing the +2 max ammo from port, but still probably worth to just go full burst

[@Jempai]

They absolutely were but we stan not watching chat plays bazaar

[@jasondixon1314]

what annoyed me is he didnt even TRY to logic it out, he just instantly defaulted to saying chat was wrong

[@eonblue9713]

EXACTLY!! And he called the chatter a child, while he was the one being the child when the adults were talking lmfao

[@eewweeppkk]

And where would the ammo for those 35-50 shots comes from?

[@jhonmiths1344]

“In a perfect world I could watch him play 24/7 but we don’t live in a perfect world” T.S Elliot

[@deluge-rainstorm9055]

Chat hasn't forgotten Mama Liz's Chili Oil :')

[@christaylor826]

Dude I saw that in graffiti on the back of a golf course sign…what a time to be alive.

[@maxwellebert7787]

10:30 - somehow, "I don't know, why do you look like your Mom and Dad?" feels like such a sick fucking burn when it's just a basic genetics lesson.

[@benlavine6259]

*randomly throws a bunch of garbage into a pile* i really thought we were cooking something there

[@ronathan7212]

I get annoyed with nl not playing optimally sometimes, but when chat argues with him and they’re wrong, it’s 1000x more annoying. They’re so confident and condescending as they tell him to make the stupidest plays imaginable.

[@Andr-Eix]

someone has to keep the balance

[@jobis34]

That’s the funny thing, when you get annoyed at him for “not playing optimally”, you are chat too

[@mycosynthtrader]

He said the thing about Dooley not having poison at 5:50 and I out loud said "wrong". He immediately replies to a chatter saying "wrong" and it freaked me out so bad.

[@Northtarctica]

A humourous anecdote, I appreciate you sharing it

[@eagle2455]

15:07 Me and my boy when we get rejected by some girls but we’re not gonna let it get to us

[@AndreDeSimone-dy1cz]

"I can't swear" *Instantly swears*

[@christT1989]

So flipping hard...shoot.

[@HuriKhanD]

10:33 made me cackle like a mad scientist

[@jordanleighton6893]

+2

[@framblayt9783]

you did not want port for that build. takes too much space. use cannon ball that gives agent items more ammo, and fit in more multi-cast ammo weapons, 2 small ammo weapons, something that is speeds up the ballista that is a medium item and fit in one more small quick ammo item, into the board that makes the ballista pop more, because the win condition is the ballista popping, and the port doesn't do enough to make ballista pop.

[@radarhead82]

I don't think I saw a cannonball in any of his shops there

[@framblayt9783]

@@radarhead82 I saw one dude! And he wasted effort trying to improve the port when it could have gone elsewhere. also the point was it could have been better with 3 small items with ammo or a medium that haste with an ammo item, because the only thing getting him there is the quick multi cast from ballista and port in my opinion is not good enough in late game at the very least. also haha, an NL enjoyer i see.

[@ditokelio7860]

I think he would have been better if he just left the 2 weapons instead of the sword pistol. Diamonds too tempting

[@framblayt9783]

@@ditokelio7860 diamond pistol hits every time an ammo weapon fired, with multicast it goes bananas. It's like adding 40 damage to the ballista when it is shot. Could be wrong. But that build needs more swiftness somehow.

[@ditokelio7860]

@framblayt9783 it adds 30 or 40 dmg to each attack, but if you have 2 weapons building 2x hits each, that is more dmg overall If it was still only 1x per weapon then it would be different

[@jordanleighton6893]

‘It’s too early in the video to swear’ *swears 13.27 seconds later* This man is a treasure

[@michaelsindaha2507]

51:30 I’m crying, Curio has my dream job

[@theopsops2]

whoever said ''you dont need port" was cookin with gas

[@TonTon-gb1hv]

26:25 he's in his carb-oniferous era

[@luk.oh.9959]

0:43 in 2010 it was actually “creeper, ah man”

[@gergelyhalasz3225]

UMM, ACTUALLY REVENGE CAME OUT IN 2011

[@smoof4770]

me when I finish the Bazaar video "SIR MAY I PLEASE HAVE ANOTHER"

[@tristanbrown]

You're in luck, he has another!

[@bumgop]

i am too early to know, but i hope he paints his shit red on this one

[@callummcneill6266]

And not using any paint i’m afraid

[@chipmunckontherocks]

All cannon, shit red

[@ruroruro]

I cannon... and I don't use ball

[@shaun1716]

If anyone is itching to play this, none of my friends want my spare beta code so someone here can have it: 9ffc5a5d-56e0-4bc0-bf6c-925192d25f6e

[@hamburg4690]

Seems a lucky fella has claimed it. Regardless, you're a cool dude for handing it out!

[@samesensei2838]

goated behaviour

[@lodestar536]

What a lad

[@neverwatchme33]

Wow king

[@brandon_evs]

Absolutely legendary comment, I assume it's been used, I couldn't figure out how to do the code 😂

[@idontevenknow4631]

Just as I get bored I hit the refresh and my dopamine goes soaring

[@huckthatdish]

So hype to be the puffer build, which had no hasting and had a fucking Long John on it

[@fishamus1306]

We're canon guys, of course we shit red

[@ImperatorZed]

NLs daughter building a TNT house for a creeper is so on brand

[@eonblue9713]

You don't need to / should not just buy 2 gold items (just for the sake of it) if Cove is not on your board. Selling the 2 gold items gets you 1 gold and increases coves value by 1. So by doing this, you are literally just moving 1 gold from your liquid cash to the Cove's value with no other benefit -- and having the gold liquid is better than being stuck in the Cove

[@Tha8Ball]

Rocking the Patagonia jacket this go round. Very cool.

[@miked8116]

I miss watching you play tape to tape. No one comes close to your commentary while you're playing that game. They added a new team. Fingers crossed you give it another try.

[@Cazed1221]

20:01 Bop-It but it's a piece of furniture in The Sims

[@harveyflippers9531]

We’re minecraft boomer guys, of course we’re racist towards creepers

[@jimmymcrip9071]

Boutta become a type A chatter for his take on wraps

[@kennethwilson1321]

the diamond pistol was his downfall

[@cameroncalladine4078]

Please upload bazaar videos on the hour every hour, I’m using this to take the edge off whilst I wait for it to be free to play 🙏🏼

[@braxtengarrett2302]

Thoughts on the wraps coming back 25:25

[@kokosan09]

saw this live, will absolutely watch it again!

[@javid62663]

Cinders on trebuchet instead of cutlas...

[@radarhead82]

He forgot what multicast means again

[@randomtaglmao]

Thanks NL, I want a kid more now than 5 min ago before I clicked on the video

[@adissentingopinion848]

The zero soda rant is unbelievably based, literally the one thing separating me from obesity

[@jettisonantics]

Keeping the port lost this run for sure

[@dressupdarling]

Thinking tnt explodes when you hit it and not knowing that the zombies aren’t hitting her because she’s in creative 😂😂😂

[@ZorgothTDK]

The cinema I enjoy is watching him tell chat to back off the backseating

[@gilmosa]

I love when NL fills me up with Bazaar runs

[@nathanapex2397]

BAZAAR DIPPED IN MAMA LIZ'S CHILI OOOIIILLLLLL

[@Chreis_Art]

5:47 wild hearing that considering monitor lizard

[@BaTycoon]

google pretty honest with "hold space to slow down" reference

[@dallisjohnson662]

I played probably 200 hours of SAP because of this man....Here we go again.

[@TurtleBazooka]

+2 on the coke zero scientists

[@johnthomason9980]

NL loves to see someone else's board, notice they have only one item that's the same as his and say "we have exactly the same build"

[@Carsa-is6vb]

15:06 Sorry, NL, we can do what with ourselves?

[@ronaldyang2295]

Beating myself off rn mmmph

[@hexyoutubeaccount]

idk why the minecraft story is warming my heart. god

[@dioLe112]

a northenlion minecraft series or modded mine with tech mods would feed generations

[@shawnebaby8877]

There's just nothing like NL's rants.

[@rmiah]

52:00 im not standing with this ASRock slander, ASUS is the enemy

[@jvargas344]

15:07 - 15:11 as a man, yes… yes we can

[@smoaty4891]

That's about the same age I started playing Minecraft with my son. Good times.

[@jreyes9005]

Chatter didn't know that snack wraps never left Canada smh

[@12adwhetsel]

10:33 sick burn. I'm using this.

[@kitspapp]

8:46 They forgot about Tre(buchet)

[@kwads1909]

35:37 me to the ocean after Steve Irwin died.

[@flansburgh1100]

Good to see NL owns another outfit. I was starting to wonder.

[@themodernshoe2466]

Were high carb guys, of course we must drink coke zero

[@DiiNovensiles]

ive watched less than half of these and paid attention to only some of that, am I right that he seems to always build Make 1 Big Damage Weapon Fire A Lot or have I just been taken in by the Longxian Influencer

[@dt.radical]

i've been bazaar combo'd

[@Mysticfateee]

Watching these videos after only playing the game since Vanessa has been crazily nerfed sucks... pufferfish doesn't exist anymore, the eagle tailisman option on lvl up doesn't exist anymore. Vanessa has almost no options to win... You basically have to try and stack damage and haste on one strong weapon to stand a chance; slow as well but there's not much space for all 3. Poison is uselesss because you have no good options to stack it and most of the fire weapons just shoot too slow to stack fast enough

[@Fummy007]

pogging will continue until moral decrodes.

[@everynameistakencrap]

It's gotta be an addiction, I'm afraid

[@oomfie420]

King of thwacking off

[@fishcati5620]

41:03 incredible throw. I haven't finished the video yet so idk if he wins but that's an incredible throw

[@Anxiolitico_]

I just commented cause of the "Akar Kessell" player, nice Drizzt reference.

[@BarBar3ar]

9:58 someone out there livin the dream

[@Kocorochan]

As a diabetic, the low carb wraps are great. Well, would be if they sold them here, RIP.

[@jrockoclock7088]

i don't get why a multicast card doesn't trigger in the game's logic simultaneously. In the last match the ballista triggered 20 times and got cut off midway through. Charged items just go off all at once if you double charge them, why is multicast different?

[@TheOnlyCub]

My trebuchet burns like my love for you🔥

[@Enos666]

2:04 Holy shit this is so what happened to me. I haven't played MC since hunger was implemented and now the game is close to unrecognisable.

[@wolfiesniper9616]

is northern a variety streamer or a bazaar streamer? because he be putting Bazaar up in the dam kill box

[@JeffsCoolZone]

NL not realizing that the pistol sword is charging the ballista faster by activating with every ammo item.

[@goro158]

It's not though. The pistol sword isn't USED on using of an ammo item, it just deals extra damage. You can see for example that after using of the first ammo item, the ballista is x3, not x5.

[@mewwww17]

Luigi... 😢

[@BaTycoon]

24 > 32 > 24 nested egg goes crazy

[@brandon_evs]

6:14 Nasty NL 😂

[@jacobbohrer6440]

Was afraid we were only getting one today

[@SCh1m3ra]

Am I wrong or did he throw away the equivalent of a diamond grapeshot by day 8? Was it really that bad considering his build?

[@ianislebelbouchard3539]

Go back to icy veins! you can't handle the trebuchet!! hits really hard :D

[@hassanalmulla1883]

Brother says he doesn't have sustain but has 55 regen

[@LunyDR]

I wanna know something. Arent you supposed to lose vs sparring partner every time ? Isn't he just meant for you to test your build ?

[@Xchrishoe]

Anyone else think the coconuts need to chill

[@clubmosses8239]

I had an unbelievable start what can I say

[@ratbaby3107]

Smh NL calling a catapult a trebuchet, doesnt even know his siege equipment

[@iebzyuwiwucaixgqijefiudjdbduf]

Will the funny plinko game gets uploaded too?

[@jakeofalltrades9478]

First note of Cecilia in the beginning?

[@GoblinGold-l5w]

NL really likes big number, slow start

[@imakebadmemes3691]

i swapped to this one because in the other video he’s playing a new character and i don’t want to learn with him i just want to complain

[@RobotnikPlngas]

Luna's minecraft stream when?

[@444milk]

is there a way to tell how much prestige he has left?

[@themodernshoe2466]

nl correcting himself from incorrectly using andy for certain words...

[@SketchMcAwesome]

Chatter is kinda right tho, NL keeps taking XP early instead of looking at more items, someone needs to explain it in busted crown terms