They said it couldn't be done (The Bazaar)

[@singlenator9138]

The immediate spiteful pufferfish sale in response to back seating is why a type B viewer like me watches

[@phoebemoon6952]

I've never laughed so hard

[@Yinoit]

Holy +2

[@DTPandemonium]

Respect to the type As for working so hard to bring us type Bs +2s

[@NoblesseOblige-17]

Nobody expects the silenced Long John strike from the Crow's Nest.

[@oneshotonekill9824]

And that is what you get when you dont expect something that obvious

[@sanserino3489]

We’re bazaar guys, of course the anachronistic nature of the uploads doesn’t trip us

[@borgar1765]

I love non-linear storytelling like this, Mr Ryan was cooking with this arc

[@Smonsequenses]

New character would go crazy? Not today I'm afraid

[@atomicanachronism8849]

We rage and type-a chatter regardless

[@JB-xl2jc]

Of course trip uploads nature Bazaar we're us, the of the guys doesn't

[@Gabu_]

@@JB-xl2jc A fellow fan of King Lear by Alasdair Beckett-King, I see.

[@Chororoar]

"i'm 36 years old" starts meowing songs. This man is too funny

[@cunucky]

😂😂

[@night4345]

Bro is 23 at best at heart. Don't let him tell it different.

[@Gabu_]

And he's meowing the Ievan Polka, on top of it. NL may protest all he wants, but he's one of us.

[@johnh7216]

@@Gabu_ he's down with the kiffness

[@tiescoolen]

I remember watching him when he almost turned 30 he was way less unhinged back then. Its a trend on yt to lose your mind AND I LOVE IT

[@mcgoo721]

I like the new character experimentation interspersed with good vanessa runs even if the timeline is cursed

[@Bibonque]

I cheered when he sold the pufferfish

[@fleece6747]

Just when I thought I was lang, they pulled me right back xian

[@jacobadderley2643]

+2

[@m7mad182]

-2

[@Jabbersac]

x2

[@flux1940]

+2

[@jaydengeorge2693]

(+2-2)x2+2=2 Congrats your joke got a positive rating

[@beanutputter_02]

Between this and librarian clips I feel like I’ve watched this run 4 times

[@litapd311]

samesies and i'm loving every minute of it jerry!

[@sainttrish7544]

You prob watched it live too

[@mitrakasg8519]

2 bazaar videos daily feels like i get gifts from both my families after my parents get divorced

[@roberttorrence7412]

+2

[@litapd311]

45:50 the benediction drop was so good i had to find the timestamp for future generations

[@arlanengin6904]

I was so curious what this meant and when the moment came it truly did not disappoint

[@hugoarechiga6530]

He do be dancing with the one that brought him

[@lefi_is_here]

We're librarian girls of course we've already seen this run

[@giannistaz]

twice

[@VivBrodock]

pog fellow girl spotted

[@gakulon]

​@@VivBrodock i'm glad i'm not the only one who does this lmao

[@EvilGenius447]

Slayy

[@CoAndCoLaptopAccount]

​@@EvilGenius447 Work Play Slay

[@koloblican11763]

Asking the man who has played 10000 hours of Binding of Isaac to switch off a character he has played less then a month. Good luck.

[@Ferus11]

Oh long johnson

[@ItsRyanHello]

*train horn*

[@sloesty]

Based

[@rossgraham3670]

oh don piano

[@ojnabieoot]

short jimothy when long johnson shows up

[@shangbhavi]

we’re balatro guys, what the fuck did we miss?

[@K1zma]

I miss balatro

[@JB-xl2jc]

You missed this peak long john content brother

[@callummcneill6266]

@@JB-xl2jcLONG JOHNNNN

[@statsquo]

is this the new balatro?!

[@prometha4592]

@@statsquoThis is new sap, slay the spire is down the hall and to the left

[@Immersed94]

Been waiting for this one ever since the prophets foretold the coming of a 36 year old bald man getting a 10-piece Long John run

[@lilithoftheclay]

50:33 when i'm with the one who brought me

[@litapd311]

lmao i'm happy someone else caught that

[@guacamole-yx7xj]

+2

[@cptnkaladin]

+2

[@beef_baby]

+4

[@bsuns123123]

Why are you trans?

[@seanwright6152]

It's been a while since I've laughed as hard as when he sold the Pufferfish out of spite and with zero words. Love the egg.

[@kokichibestboi]

I've seen this run three times, once live on stream, once on librarian's channel, and now once again on the main, and it's still crazy to me how this build turned out.

[@david23627]

so this is the legendary ICBM Long John run

[@litapd311]

he was dropping 3k nukes every 3 seconds lol

[@jamesmicklewright2892]

What the gardener in Gotham City packs for work: 0:46

[@rosiecharles907]

😂

[@isaiahself5595]

+2

[@notthefakesam]

+2

[@litapd311]

+2

[@jordanleighton6893]

+2

[@ZachariahCruse]

1:36 When the cat has just finished eating dinner but pretends he hasn't eaten in several days.

[@fishcati5620]

35:48 clam out for poppers? Sounds like a good time to me.

[@gakulon]

+2

[@BradleyRoberti]

Sells Pufferfish, “the pain you felt was weakness leaving the body” 😂

[@tw0jaye]

we're bazaar girls, of course we pog when the vod the librarian video we've been avoiding for a week is cut from comes out

[@StormKidProductions]

Mid Pig season flashback to the Vanessa arc goes crazy, what will the writers think of next?

[@Ace5004]

Chat coming out of left field with "cut everything that makes your build work"

[@baka-oni8358]

didnt expect Eevan Polkka -the cat version in the intro BUT IM LOVIN EVERY MINUTE OF IT JERRY

[@Gabu_]

The only thing missing was Leek Spin.

[@gakulon]

​@@Gabu_ and hachune miku

[@AAAAAA-qs1bv]

Not how Ievan Polkka is spelled, but it is the modern form of the name so I can't be that mad over it.

[@adissentingopinion848]

35:05 I can't believe it, he actually read chat and the item description AT THE SAME TIME.

[@Unknownprofilegames]

bro refuses to read the whole item

[@greysonmiller9407]

I can't believe General Qi Jiguang was inspired by The Bazaar to make the Longathan Johnathan a real weapon to defend against the Wokou pirates in 1559

[@TheDocperian]

This isn't to be Type A because I find it's more a great bit than complaining, but the sequence of "I'm just fishing for a Crow's Nest or a Star Chart" >Large/Medium item shop "Large/Medium items? All we're looking for is nothing" _picks temporary boost_ has made me laugh in the 4 times I've watched this run

[@MrGuySenpai]

32:40 When it's winter and I'm looking for my thermal underwear

[@vinalan3797]

1:38 sounds just like jerma, may he rest in peace 🙏

[@JB-xl2jc]

Bazaar meat grinder build is gonna pop oooooff bro

[@vinalan3797]

Gotta make sure just their pinky bone is left after every fight

[@sousat.]

Idk how it could work in this game, it may very well create a array of new broken builds, but a item that says something like "The item to the right/left of this is considered a Aquatic/Friend/Property/Weapon" could be fun

[@Saix640]

We're slay the spire guys, of course we didn't expect this

[@EvilCrookodile]

22:25 he's going Gollum mode

[@Revorino]

Each day it becomes harder not yo buy into the bazaar, the egg is too strong of a temptress

[@JB-xl2jc]

22:11 Future Me to Present Me when Present Me is considering a Longjohn build

[@cday0075]

I love how he’s trying to correct the half of long john that he already says correctly, thereby saying the entire thing wrong

[@Unterhosegotti]

Buying the skill that only triggers when you have less maxhp and instanly buy max hp which just slightly brings you over the the max hp of your enemy turned me into type A real fast

[@ub1486]

We’re Bazaar guys, of course we refresh youtube until the next episode comes out

[@duncanw3861]

we’re vanessa guys of course we glide like a wave

[@kayahandonmez8510]

We paint our ship red but we are out of paint

[@jordanleighton6893]

46:03 Me watching the notoriously scary movie, Pirates of the Caribbean

[@TheArcv2]

17:10 that got me rolling on the floor

[@vitorodino8760]

10:10 ADJACENT ANDY'S OMEGALUL

[@Hot_LeafJuice]

Calling the big aquatic spear "Long John" is a lot better than Lanxian IMO

[@Laugical]

The longest John

[@daverobinson8117]

Still waiting for the day when NL uploads a mosquito bite build

[@theturdflinger]

seeing the option to gain crit chance as damage and the instantly being followed up with a crit enchant is crazy

[@jordanleighton6893]

I haven’t played, but isn’t the crit to damage mid on slower burst stuff? It’s like, what, 300 damage on an item doing 6k, no?

[@BryanSchilligo]

@@jordanleighton6893 He was completely correct to not take Buckle there. Buckle is busted on fast attacking small items that normally have lower base dmg or multicast weapons like cutlass. It's wildly mediocre on a slow big hit weapon like Langxian.

[@jordanleighton6893]

Glad I’m not crazy then

[@PotionSmeller]

A glimpse into the peaceful bygone age, before the Calamity (unlocking Pygmalion)

[@matheusphillipevelozoamara3262]

Getting to see the full run is amazing, I was about to go scavenge the VODS for it!

[@dg5059]

Its honestly impressive NLs ability to pilot a run when he has so little comprehension of what it even does and im loving every minute of it

[@Kurobeau]

How Bazaar, how Bazaar~ ooo baby, oo baby. It's making me crazy (it's making me crazy~). Everytime I look around~(everytime I lookaround) It's in my face!

[@aaronmelgar7116]

Fortune truly favors the bald.

[@obsidiancrow450]

the fact he rerolled the large vendor into a crows nest is too funny man

[@SmashCentralOfficial]

48:44 the skills have rarities just like the items. Getting the gold berserker there would've upgraded yours to diamond.

[@blackspy025]

When that's happening, don't you usually see the upgraded version of the skill in the shop, with an indication of what the upgrade changes? Like: "Large weapons do 12 > 24 more damage" and if you currently have the gold version of the skill, the shop option will be the diamond version? I thought that was the confusion there.

[@TheArcv2]

@@blackspy025it’s visually bugged in the skill shop for some skills

[@Scox61]

My one and only ranked 10piece so far was a Langxian + Trebuchet run that went off the rails with the boss skill that gives lifesteal.

[@ThatOneIrishFurry]

Missed opportunity to not call this video "get ready to learn Chinese buddy"

[@xXxAutobotStevexXx]

Oh Long Johnson

[@christT1989]

Why I eyes ya

[@LightningRaven42]

Deep cut.

[@ruroruro]

21:21 > takes a skill that relies on you having less health than opponents > immediately buys choclate to increase max hp

[@eewweeppkk]

Missing out on long term scaling just so you theoretically gave a 10% shorter cooldown before getting punched once is peak chat brainrot

[@ruroruro]

​@@eewweeppkkyou just have to heavily invest in shielding. Also you can still get *some* max hp, just less than your opponents. I just find it funny that that's literally the first thing he did after buying it. Or you can just not take the skill if you aren't gonna use it.

[@CrisesofSanity]

@@ruroruro Nah it's insurance Skill triggers based off current health, so if NL falls below enemy's health, Langxian's cooldown goes down and he gets it a bit faster. His Langxian was doing so much damage by that point that there was no outsustaining it, so the only real threat to him was someone who could kill him before he got enough Langxian procs off. Against anyone who let him keep his health higher there was no need to have that cooldown reduction (since that means his Langxian is gonna go off anyway).

[@zsmith200]

That’s true he should have also lost all his pve encounters so he didn’t level and scale his HP /s

[@eewweeppkk]

@@ruroruro If he has 1020 hp and his opponent has 1000 then after a single weapon goes off from his opponent his cooldowns get reduced. This skill is one that you don't have to think about whatsoever - it just makes your weapons go faster most of the time. It is kinda funny that he immediately got more max hp after getting the skill, sure, but to ignore getting that hp is to severely overcorrect for a minor bonus that will kick in regardless - its like in STS building your entire rest of your run after a mediocre first card or something.

[@FaliggetFTW]

This has gotta be the luckiest run ever. Bro faced every possible opponent that his build beat in the back half of the run. The way he ignored the mosquito, as if CD reduction on long john day 2 wasn’t the only focus. Then he frame 1 sells the jet pack on day 3. If he faced any burst builds or anyone with some mild freeze/slow effects, he was so cooked.

[@breadbutmore5012]

46:04 Me when i fall to my death but it turns out im fine

[@A_Lily_by_Another_Name]

49:09 Me five seconds before my doctor diagnoses me using blunt force trauma.

[@nr.v4009]

That globe would have hasted non weapon items, which yould have hasted langxian via your skill.. that and star chart was perfection

[@jihming7270]

As a youtube only watcher, i feel like ive seen exactly three recordings of this game but so many banger videos.

[@superfactorial5717]

You already know im obsessed with it

[@Valkatron]

If anyone was going to crack the Lan Xiang, it would be The Egg.

[@Wuite4]

IT’S PRONOUCED LANGSY ANNE!

[@martin162asd]

I like that the enhancements are generally really powerfull, especially hidden ones like crow's nest crit damage

[@josephlink4173]

46:03 When I see more NL content than I have break time to watch.

[@jordanleighton6893]

+2. I was hoping to see more people working with this.

[@breadbutmore5012]

+2

[@khiou741]

32:40 what happened to my Long John

[@thaddeus1519]

LongJohn run is exactly what I have been waiting for.

[@voltrexxx]

I was a slay the spire guy but I’ve been converted

[@harpiessnow]

This saga really does remind me of Jesus (Egg) being tempted by Satan (Chatters) to commit sin (Sell Long John). Truly a tale for the ages that shows how devout (Stubborn) Jesus Egg truly is to good (Long Johns).

[@Llewellyon]

Watch through to the end, story for the ages.

[@jaymes3939]

22:23 Elden Ring Nightreign enemy SFX leaked

[@RosemaryCemetery]

21:06 had me ROLLING bro

[@senorjiggles1341]

Ouhh I love a build with a long John

[@deetsitmeisterjd]

Langxian! Oh my Langxian, what a time to believe.

[@WhereisWalashek]

This seems familiar…. You dance with the one that brought you…. Yes like an echo of a dream

[@LightningRaven42]

Can't believe NL is just doing whatever and finding success.The madman.

[@z_man22]

LETS GO BABY YOU GOTTA LOVE A LONG JOHN BUILD!!

[@marteb4453]

the golden elongated Jonathan run.

[@RandomAutist]

Me at the prom watching Ennel dance with my Mom, because you dance with the one that bought you.

[@sevenayashinedown1283]

Long John stocks 📈📈📈

[@leogriffith6196]

Its the longest john of all time

[@JateGuitar]

17:16 rip backseaters

[@evinroen6401]

11:36 me as a witch brewing a freezing potion

[@uwiema]

the mythical long john build

[@assiuq]

It would be neat if the devs implemented like a 1% chance that the item is actually called Long John instead of its proper name

[@TheAccuso]

This might be the best bald person alive.

[@GryphonMcTips]

Double barrel over katana is actually insane

[@Sw33tR0llThief]

I stayed up way too late to watch this cinema

[@berb4413]

Leg John is my favorite weapon too !

[@SalmonTime]

The Longest of all Johns

[@bemanicat6779]

the cinemaenjoyer gets 10 wins with langxian you love to see it

[@JoaoPedroDamaso]

I need this game to release man, it looks so fun

[@LangxianApologist]

This is my favorite video.

[@cl0k3]

He really longed his john in this one

[@hflevack]

should old acquaintance be forgot in days of auld lang xian