THE DICE BLOCK INCIDENT: A Mario Party Story

[@Saltydkdan]

It wasn't mentioned in the original video, but consider donating to Peanut if you're able! Her family unfortunately lost a member and she'd really appreciate the assistance. givebutter.com/forba

[@ultranathan992]

Salty your subscriber count is almost at the funny number

[@stickgod3999]

Do you have a vod of this?

[@glumbortango7182]

Salty nearly lost all his friends before the game even started, it's the least we can do

[@RamenJack]

WHY ARE ALL THE COMMENTS “ok salty”?

[@glumbortango7182]

@@RamenJack because it's one person spamming it

[@ozzi9816]

I like how Salty was totally fine with being doxxed but caved the minute someone threatened to reveal his Twitter likes

[@quesadibro1245]

and also when mikey shows twitch chat old saltydkdan content

[@Thegameguy2482]

For the 2nd time

[@StafkiGTN]

Priorities

[@akuma4321]

i think part of it is bc salty knew pastey wouldn't doxx him but knew mikey would reveal his twitter likes without hesitation

[@ASaycoB]

Skibidi toilet story: Skibidi toilet: skibidi dom dom dom yes yes Pibby: oh no its the pibby glitch! Pibby: dies Skibidi toilet: Haha I win Skibidi toilet: hits the griddy 5 likes for part 2 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@melodytowmn]

This is like one of those episodes in a show where the characters get themselves trapped in one location and throughout the runtime, they all start bickering between eachother instead of solving the predicament I love it

[@sigmarthcipherius5153]

That sounds like the best Saw plot where the trap is psychology

[@RealZombieNinja]

It’s even better, because in a lot of those scenarios the character’s had no say in getting to that location and genuinely want to leave, with this it is something completely made and enforced by their own pride

[@crossface-qz4dm]

You saying this is their "bottle episode"? XD

[@ECODKyleskymast]

@@sigmarthcipherius5153 Imagine Saw but he decides to pull a funny and put the characters in a building with no traps and leaves the exit unlocked but the characters start getting paranoid thinking there's going to be a trap around every corner and murdering each other out of paranoia.

[@TigirlakaLaserwolf6]

The new season of Rocko's Modern Life looks great

[@jottys3709]

I can’t believe Salty started filibusterring after he lost

[@ItsJustAGuy]

Honestly kinda expected at this point,

[@NikFromm]

He ain’t good at it, though. A REAL Chad would filibuster for a couple more hours.

[@Flowery0]

Yea, I thought that they'd go take shit instead

[@WeebishSwed]

@@NikFromm Think the longest filibustering was around 24 hours, should have tried to beat that.

[@ItsJustAGuy]

@@NikFromm didn't realize politicians were "real Chad's"

[@rokechikan4481]

The reveal that Peanut was the true antagonist the whole time and the end was genuinely a really good plot twist

[@ZebsolMarin]

And the fact that "Final Hour" was playing was more dark and somber, true betrayal

[@smollestpeanut]

Lmao rekted

[@ZebsolMarin]

@@smollestpeanut I'll go sub to you now I don't care

[@camwoodstock]

Not only that, but it was foreshadowed by Peanut botching the countdown halfway in...

[@mak3x7]

it was such a good plot twist it was hinted throughout the dice lore.

[@DoctorDisasterDracula]

I came into this an hour late. They still hadn’t started the game yet, this went on for another 30 minutes.

[@Fireluigi1225]

Wait did they ever start the game for real

[@DoctorDisasterDracula]

@@Fireluigi1225 Funny thing is it did actually start! But towards the tail end of it, Peanut’s switch was on the verge of death! But thankfully they did finish.

[@Lover_of_ebrietas]

@@DoctorDisasterDracula link to the vod please

[@dumpsterbabies8453]

Some say the game is still going on to this day

[@jinxthesynth]

I love the limited dice rolling in this game, It's so charming.

[@shutp_1675]

I love limited dice rolling in this game it's so charming.

[@rsuzuki1893]

I hate the limited dice rolling in this game, it's so infuriating.

[@SNK_LRD]

*unlimited.

[@DGHeina]

I love the limited dice rolling in this game, It's so charming.

[@robertwyatt3912]

I love the charming dice rolling in this game, it’s so limited.

[@elliebee3520]

You could actually cancel Salty for this, and Mikey as well, this is truly evil.

[@woobgamer5210]

and Pastey for swearing, and Peanut for going to the dark side. Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the new Gerber Show

[@bubalackgaming8892]

You can't cancel Salty, he already cancelled himself

[@Blastia2k]

And it was for charity

[@Amirrorofmirrors]

You could’ve completely canceled salty in the time it took him to roll the dice

[@Zeno11Salazar]

Funny, I was just thinking about his cancel video.

[@Cylapse]

I genuinely thought that when Salty was going to roll his die, I thought it was going to be a physical die that he so happened to have had on hand. It would have followed in what he said for the agreement. So close to a potential scapegoat.

[@Patodeagua213]

Worst ending

[@theflyingkirby]

@@Patodeagua213*best

[@zcubeDbz]

The real winner of this event was Peanut -She wasn't bothered by it in the least -She started her own -She probably got some work done while waiting

[@smollestpeanut]

Thank you again for playing with me Mikey, Salty, and Pastey! I really enjoyed my time there and this video is such a great memory. Thank you to everyone who considered to donate as well! I haven’t posted an update in a while, but at this point in time my family and I have been able to earn enough funds for my father’s headstone! So genuinely with all my heart thank you, thank you so much! However, I will also say, Salty, you kind, thoughtful, very funny internet man. You forgot the part where you and Mikey stole all my star wealth and despite purchasing 10 stars in that whole game with a strong lead, MIKEY STILL KICKED MY ASS AND MY SWITCH WAS ON 1% FOR NEARLY THE WHOLE GAME! (This being /lh- of course. Ahem.)

[@zvgamingandstuff7633]

Dear god

[@kianbrusselbach6106]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

[@milky2faded]

you were such a good sport😭

[@spiderdude2099]

This started out funny, but by the end I was wishing actual bodily harm on Salty in real life….

[@internetguy7319]

Salty and Mikey were both at fault lmao

[@rynemcgriffin1752]

@@internetguy7319Yeah no shit, they sat around for an hour playing chicken with each other

[@larsthememelord3383]

IN REAL LIFE NEW YORK CITY?

[@rynemcgriffin1752]

@@larsthememelord3383 With all the charming limited 3D graphics to spare

[@steve.s8495]

These guys are so funny they make me wanna merge without looking!

[@kdiin.]

This game is so fun! It makes me want to roll dice without looking!

[@miscellaneoof]

Yeah! Rumsfeld!

[@Pikpikcarrotzz]

Yeah! Donkey Kong!

[@Lord_Nauru]

I had to stop for a second to look at this comment

[@blockacheese_]

And I can watch Madagascar while I’m driving

[@slothygamer4809]

I'm so happy we've reached an age where people watched 2 grown adults have a pissing match over who should roll a die first. There is no sarcasm in this comment I genuinely love this.

[@anaspiringperson]

I would've lost my shit if Salty had grabbed a real pair of dice and shook them next to the mic and rolled them. I would've gone fucking balistic.

[@Patodeagua213]

NEWS The funny internet man do it again

[@ndscartridges]

I WAS EXPECTING THAT TOO

[@emeraldhamster]

That would been so funny lol

[@markelbro5130]

Imagine buying a game to join your friends in a stream, only for two of them to halt it for an entire HOUR and 30 MINUTES because they both wanted to roll last

[@Garbo_trashcan]

and when you think you finally get to play, someone else does the exact same thing and the stream ends

[@Fireluigi1225]

@@Garbo_trashcan did the stre actually end or??

[@PixlPixel]

"live demonstration of how a filibuster works" was my favorite comment from chat on the situation

[@bfdirockythelugiastan]

this was such a petty thing to go on for an hour for but that's what makes it so good, and Peanut's revenge at the end...

[@oefest5252]

And the fact that chat picked Mikey’s side 😭 Like bro both of them are equally at fault. How is this entirely dk’s fault?? Biased-ass mofos

[@ShudowWolf]

I love Pastey just staring. He hates it, but deep down, he knows Mikey and Salty deserve this, so he just has to let it happen. I assume idk he also might've muted and laughed his fucking ass off.

[@dapperblueberries9779]

> Plays game of Mario Party > Refuses to hit a dice block > Ruins charity stream > Stays What a Chad, a legend, and an absolute Abraham Lincoln was an American lawyer and statesman who served as the 16th president of the United States from 1861 until his assassination in 1865

[@nquacker2851]

I'd like to point out, MIKEY started it, he said "you go first this is my stream" before Derek refused.

[@D_T_S_V]

I love how after an hour and 22 minutes the order didn’t even change. They did that whole bit to be last.

[@TheSilverEgg]

I’m genuinely impressed with how many sprite changes there are in this video. It’s like a 14 minute animatic jfc

[@Kazuyuki33]

This 14 minutes long video felt like 4 hours of agony and anxiety

[@greenfurredtanuki]

TBH, I thought that after a while, the game would've just had the players automatically role. The fact that the game went on for nearly an hour and 30 minutes, waiting for Derek and Mikey to roll the dice, is insanity.

[@yedffgd]

Every other dice roll in the game is on a timer when playing online, just not the opening roll to decide turn order.

[@greenfurredtanuki]

@@yedffgd Oh wow.

[@Jackpauler4lyfe]

I could tell by peanut’s complacency with the dice stand-off that they’d end up being the twist villain by the end of this debacle

[@bradyblue5269]

She messed up the countdown on purpose, she was always evil.

[@Garbo_trashcan]

this is literally just two toddlers arguing over who gets to play on the xbox for 15 minutes and i love it

[@questionablegreg4684]

Except the arguments lasted 1 GODDAMN HOUR

[@muffindestroyerr]

@@questionablegreg4684 and 22 minutes

[@lunatheluma3804]

"I like girls" "Really?" I STARTED CHOKING ON MY WATER HOLY SHIT THAT WAS TOO GOOD

[@thestoner8382]

Honestly, he missed a golden opportunity to say “fine, I promised, so I’ll roll the dice first.” … *Silence* … “But I never said WHEN I would roll the dice”

[@johnnyterrell9893]

By the end I was really hoping Dan would just throw an actual d20 just to keep to his word

[@cycled9073]

This video shows that the ways to end friendships in Mario Party are endless

[@liliannakalimba413]

The funny thing is, the number you roll is determined by rng even before you hit the dice block. So no matter when how long you wait, it will always have been the same number

[@enderguyx2081]

So you’re telling me that my timing has meant nothing all these years? I feel betrayed, how could Shigero Miyamoto himself to this to me? He broke into my house and shoved the dice block into my hands, held a fire flower to my head, and forced me to roll

[@crpalstuck2966]

I love the consistent lore that Salty is horny specifically for Rouge the Bat and that definitively does not mean he's not a furry Totally not a furry

[@genereaver]

I mean have you SEEN those bonhokonkers?

[@edeneffect94]

also the green zeti from sonic lost world

[@Takoyaki_Teriyaki]

the one polygon titted bat

[@se.224]

well after all rouge is the size of an average human mother

[@kianbrusselbach6106]

@@genereaver you mean this massive badonkehonkers?

[@Devourer6594]

Love how you could just tell that Peanut was thriving in the chaos, being empowered by the purest form of hell anyone could imagine.

[@kaiyote7924]

i want friends like this. i respect the grind. the dedication. the absolute focus and commitment. the psychological mind chess. the spiteful malicious will to endure even at the cost of ones own progression just to ensure the purgatory of another. its art.

[@enderguyx2081]

I also want friends like this. I also just want friends-

[@thulitesguide]

seeing salty had a homestuck icon was both surprising and completely expected, somehow

[@MimiCupcakeDean]

it makes so much sense and i hate it

[@randomviewer396]

All I want to say is that Salty is incredibly good at what he does. This guy managed to make me sit down and watch 14 minutes of him stalling a dice roll for hours and still kept me entertained and captivated the whole way through. That's extremely impressive and it shows a lot about the editing and a lot about Saltys natural humor and how appealing it is at least to me and 14k other people who liked the video.

[@Etherealcotton]

What a powerful story, however, out of all of that, the slowed down game theory make me actually cry laugh. Amazing.

[@personman2454]

Both of you not taking the blame for this makes it ten times funnier, and I wholeheartedly believe both of you still believe it’s each other’s fault.

[@rahuhe4102]

I am unfathomably upset. This has no right to be so infuriating yet so funny at the same time

[@BrettKolb-o9n]

You see the reason Salty and Mikey did this online was because if they did this in person, after about 30 seconds of waiting, Pastey would have 100% started beating up Salty for the controller to roll the dice. Also these people have more patience than I do, because I would have “accidentally” disconnected, and forced a reset so I could join in on the chaos, and everyone wait even longer. Also is Salty even friends with Pastey at this point, because that Mario Party game if any would have ruined that friendship severely

[@glumbortango7182]

So, seeing as I've got some time while everyone's deciding turn order, what's it like to play Mario Party in the circle of Hell?

[@internetguy7319]

what if Hell is just Mario Party with demons and they take forever, and if you lose you shit yourself forever

[@dumbguyontheinternet7641]

@@internetguy7319 what if Hell is just mario party

[@saltycaptain713]

@@dumbguyontheinternet7641 no but Mario party’s fun Hell is a fusion of Catan and Monopoly

[@magusperde365]

@@internetguy7319 kinky

[@hydrumpex6423]

I am so incredibly sorry for Pastey in that one bit. Pastey didn't deserve that.

[@peucoman]

Peanut really decided to pull the Galaxy Brain, was just standing there in the background until deciding to screw everyone over. Literally my kind of game plan

[@barcancelN2]

The corruption of Peanut due to 82 minutes of stalling just goes to show that shenanigans beget shenanigans

[@ambi_stage]

this editing, these assets, give me your skills and creative vision Salty and company

[@NotTerravin]

I'm only a minute in and I've already got a stupid wide grin on my face, this is gonna be good.

[@Manookie2334]

The sound of the dice just in the background pretty much the ENTIRE time is just maddening.

[@rudyolfschiermeister8167]

once again spite is the strongest motivator

[@PlayerZeroStart]

This was fucking amazing. Pastey getting more and more irritated as it went on, while peanut was enabling the whole time. And of course, Derek and Mikey arguing like todlers. I kinda wish it went on for even longer just to see the insanity that would have sprung forward.

[@blankorsomethin4552]

I loved it when SaltyDKdan said "It's saltin' time!" when he hit the dice block

[@Disconnect03]

Salty really just filibustered Mario Party

[@vibevizier6512]

This is how our government works and thats kinda sadly hilarious

[@Kolbatsu]

I'm glad after all these years Mario Party still brings the worst out of people.

[@hexedcrab]

ahhh yes .... mario party...... the ultimate stress test for any friendship

[@luigissidekick861]

This is probably one of the funniest games of Mario Party I’ve ever watched and a total of 4 buttons were pressed throughout

[@logicproblems3654]

I can't believe they sent salty in to solve the iranian hostage crisis. truly an all american hero.

[@mettatonex7221]

Your expertise is valuable if you've been in a hostage situation before. As in, the person keeping the hostages.

[@nquacker2851]

I'd like to point out, salty extended the length of the stream, thus raising more money for charity. He is truly a saint.

[@trashy2086]

The editing is so good omg he went crazy on this one 😭

[@TheCreativeType]

I don’t find stuff genuinely funny often, and of all things to do so, 2 idiots not hitting a dice block is not something I ever would’ve guessed. (Considering me, calling you an idiot is probably a compliment)

[@MistaBrandoVA]

I can’t believe you actually stalled a game of Mario Party over something so silly but at the same time that’s exactly something you would do and we’ve come to expect that 😂 Also I like the little Salty sprite dancing in the end credits! Very cute lol 💙💚🤍

[@fishyboi98]

A classic saltydkdan joke is one that goes on for so long it stops being funny and then is funny again.

[@MacNava]

Personally, the most I feel sorry of is the chat for having to put up with this madness when all they wanted was a Mario Party Stream.

[@donovanstewart698]

Rasen Dan and the rest of salty’s editors out here doing gods work

[@Katiplays1291]

The fact that people watched them for over one hour thirty minutes doing almost nothing and yet they were still able to entertain really goes to show how good they are at being youtube funnymen and women

[@merpo2806]

I know Mario Party can be petty, but this is a new level of pettiness I've seen from a round of Mario Party.

[@burn2436]

Salty, this so far has been a great upload schedule! Please don't leave Me again.

[@megalotoxins2243]

That was the best ending possible and it made me think about how long was she thinking about doing that.

[@Flaming_Saturn]

Now I want to see a Mario Party game for where each roll of the die takes an hour to do. It doesn’t matter who gets the most stars, most coins, wins the most mini games, none of that. But who has the most tolerance would win in the end. No joke I’d legitimately pay good money to see that, even if it ends up lasting like, a month.

[@MicronOnline]

My blood pressure started Boiling while watching this. The self control of these 4 NOT TO SCREAM AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS, Is inspiring.

[@Mewtwo557]

Imagine paying for a full price Mario Party game only to watch your 2 friends start a Mr. Beast challenge before the game can start.

[@Thejayone962]

“Why would I bow down to an INTERNET INFLUENCER?” Goes so fucking hard

[@cosplayingchao]

Usually the friendship test of Mario Party happens when you play the game. Salty and Mikey proved that you don't have to play Mario Party to lose friends.

[@ActualGremlin]

It would have been unbelievably funny if they tied that rock, paper, scissors game.

[@temporalHistronic]

i keep on rewatching this video and it just gets better every single goddam time. truly ur best videos r the chaotic ones

[@waddledoo3474]

Can we appreciate that peanut was scheming the entire time using the excuse of drawing so peanut doesn’t reveal anything

[@joniivee]

salty sitting angrily on the ground next to fortnite monopoly is a mood

[@SalteaYT]

"Friendship is more important than this stupid stalemate" sees the video still have the other half to go

[@Freakshow2295]

This might be the hardest I've laughed for a while. Watching two giant babies fight over turns is great entertainment.

[@sunmoonfx8251]

Mikey v. Salty: a battle of patience and persistence with the end goal of getting the other to roll the dice Peanut: chaotic evil determined to enact revenge on Mikey and Salty for putting her through the crossfire of their battle, with no end goal to be heard of and no known way to convince her to stop I think we know the true villain here

[@TheEepyMagi]

A true monument of cinema right here, retelling the story of the cold war in a modern setting. Saltifer Derek Kong Daniel the III has truly done it again. What a visionary.

[@axooli7698]

I was in the middle of marrying my wife when I found out Saltydkdan, smash hit youtuber, uploaded new content. I ran from the alter and to my desktop computer to watch this video, thank you salty!

[@demonbirch4539]

This reminds me of that Gravity Falls episode where they're all continuously falling in a bottomless pit, and somehow wind up back where they fell through originally.

[@Artificer_]

this has inspired me to make a Gravity Falls animatic where Stanford and Stanley get into an hour and a half long dice feud that ruins the game for the twins

[@Telawin]

so I've been watching the "identifying luck in mario party" series and the funniest part about this whole thing is that most mario party games choose what the dice roll will be as soon as the die appears so all this was even more pointless

[@ItsRaymans]

The ending.... YALL MADE HER A VILLAIN, HER VILLAIN ERA WAS WAITING FOR YOU GUYS JUST TO ROLL

[@glennruark5932]

It took me until the start of the game show that I realized this video is just...this. Dear god.

[@glennruark5932]

PEANUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@peteralfano9217]

I love seeing the "I promise that I will stop this dumb bit, because friendship is important" message *with more than half the video remaining*

[@ShinyGBZ]

Regardless of who won the rest of that game, Mikey won the real game

[@doomguy676]

I am amazed at the restraint of the other two. If this happened to me I would have entered my joker arc.

[@Progamer-vz8hd]

I love that on a friends stream salty was just like “you know what I’ma push the content button.” Ruining everyone’s day so he can get three whole dollars in KZbin revenue very based mr. Salty very based

[@JayWolf1955]

11:58 as soon as he was going off topic I knew this would just go on like the SpongeBob movie "I'm stalling?" "STALLING!"

[@andymoore8835]

This is nearly two hours of Pasty being tormented in silence

[@ventusargentum9957]

13:31 That right there is the sound of a broken man realizing that he'd escaped one hell just to end up in another.

[@Deku2424]

I have never been on the edge of my seat watching someone roll a dice block in Mario Party more than Salty and Mikey refusing the roll the first dice of a game.

[@thegreatmysterys]

Mickey and his classic random arguments are always fun.

[@shmeee8458]

The editing in this is awesome! The constantly changing environments add a nice flair, and I enjoy representations of people speaking moving around upon mine screen

[@janky477]

It's pretty obvious Derek was supposed to roll first, which makes it absolutely hilarious he stood his ground on something like this.

[@doctormahrio5226]

I like how Salty draws Mikey with his butt sticking out. Makes him always look sassy.

[@gagegravy8733]

You know what's funny, their dice numbers were predetermined from the start.

[@kirbymaster4813]

Salty and Mikey found a new way to ruin friendships in Mario Party

[@CoopersCrazy]

Half expected that he was gonna roll some real life dice. After all, he only promised to roll *his* dice, he didn't specify that he was gonna roll his *Mario Party* dice.

[@CartiersRavioli]

Only 14 minutes long but, this video feels like an eternity.

[@DaFazGuy]

I know I'm nearly two years late but the Peanut twist villain reveal will forever be one of my favourite moments from this channel