The Legend of Garfeldi (and how he taught me to love again)

[@Saltydkdan]

The Limited Time Merch won’t be here much longer soooo…. 😳 sharkrobot.com/collections/saltydkdan

[@StarGloomy0]

MERCH

[@007megaoof]

@@StarGloomy0 OP oim,vm I 0bnnii,

[@carterackman3423]

Hey salty what would you do if garfeldi bought your merch and said "cool merch" what would you do

[@nate6749]

Garfeldi. I remember this. Im still waiting for stream 3. (Also i hope this isnt the only video this week. But if so i understand since stream 3 of friendlocke season 2 is gonna be a huge edit.)

[@mimicyn]

Garfeldi merch

[@crongle369]

Can’t believe you created a small cult around Timmy turner’s fursona

[@espurrthestupididiot2405]

i hate.

[@kittykat5090]

lmao

[@Mexikirb]

Amazing comment.

[@TheEepyMagi]

You dare disrespect garfeldi

[@ttahadrianex]

lmao

[@Catrador4ble]

seeing garfeldi move and speak after only knowing him as an single image for months is disorienting but also a religious experience

[@HiperPivociarz]

Catra, how do you feel knowing we finally found your dad, and he's Garfeldi?

[@Catrador4ble]

@@HiperPivociarz ive always known.

[@lunatpr5594]

@@Catrador4ble so you have only just now seen him move

[@mayayamato7351]

@@lunatpr5594 well obviously, catra was taken in and raised by the horde cut off from the outside world, not knowing her dad in person, ie garfeldi (who is also literally god) wouldn't be too much of a stretch.

[@Catrador4ble]

@@mayayamato7351 bastard left me with the horde 💔

[@dictatorvert2491]

"Dude, what if Garfeldi-" And "WHATWOULDJADO" That phrase gets me every damn time.

[@bananagamerbigchad7069]

Garfunkle gardealand garmit

[@Stoneybear1]

Do you know those kids that like go to there mom? That's Joe and Derek to mal

[@parasitophobia]

I actively quote “WHATWOULDJADO” in my daily life due to watching this video so frequently

[@Sunky_real]

DUDE WHAT IF GARFELDI BECAM A TUMBLR SEXYMAN?! WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

[@artzthethingsome7303]

@@Sunky_real wawujudu if garfeldi was smak? WAWUJUDU WAWUJUDUWAWUJUDU

[@pogoknight428]

The official Garfield Instagram made itself Garfeldi for April fools today. Mentioned him by name and everything. *_History._*

[@durandal_273]

no way is this real

[@JKBMYNRD]

@@durandal_273it is so real my friend.

[@soltandvinegar]

Me when I lie

[@ScrungoJones]

Every copy of the Garfield Instagram is personalised.

[@b-sidecassette]

source? i made it the FUCK up

[@SuperWiiBros08]

I was listening to Everywhere at the End of Time while editing this

[@genuinefunnycat]

about right

[@StarGloomy0]

everywhere at the end of garfeldi

[@richardgibson8403]

I assume it’s accurate to the expirence of this video

[@kingn0ah377]

Wait, you edit these?

[@hatbros4463]

Why?

[@ezekielwonders4212]

5:43 I genuinely love how SuperWiiBros bothered to lip-sync the audio just for a joke that lasted 3 seconds.

[@Saltydkdan]

That was an addition by me actually LMAO

[@camwoodstock]

@@Saltydkdan Absolute dedication

[@beanoptodon]

It's so fuckin good

[@gulfcoastgaming6034]

That’s the power of Vilgax bro

[@garfeldi8466]

What would you do if you woke up in your bed, with garfeldi right next to you, gently caressing you, with care and love while whispering “i hate mondays”

[@ItsRubyGD]

i would whisper back "and i love lasagna"

[@cryanide87]

Hello Brother

[@CKsilver]

;-;

[@windowcreeperbird9669]

I'd just say Garrrrfeldi in most sexy way I can.

[@fullerfamily3679]

:]

[@catdatwat9743]

Mal’s utter confusion and laughter from everyone going completely ballistic is so goddamn funny

[@iceicicle3046]

"If Jesus can walk on water then Garfeldi can swim through land"

[@theuncannydag]

Garfeldi has Oasis Stand

[@fugyfruit]

Literally an American Dad joke

[@pickledfern6195]

Garfeldi ate Swim-Swim Fruit

[@nosebleed3499]

me irl

[@catmacopter8545]

@@theuncannydag sugar cube moment

[@Afrominican1]

I am SO upset the "It's like an EMP. Garfeldi presses it and everyone within five miles is just *fucked*" joke didn't stay in. That one killed me.

[@lasagna4142]

Do you have the clip?

[@Josuh]

@@lasagna4142 go watch the full stream your lazy cat

[@lpcas6991]

Gerfledi taught me how to be a better person

[@walkerhutchinson5298]

Garfeldi*

[@garfeldi8466]

@@walkerhutchinson5298 garfeldi

[@Roxanneredpanda]

Garfeldi taught me to be a worse person

[@serpentreed7332]

@@Roxanneredpanda garfeldi taught me to be a person

[@zleepyissheep4219]

Gerfledi taught me how to be a better person

[@MisterMistea]

I love how you can progressively hear them get more and more tired.

[@genericname2747]

Garfeldi drained their energy

[@coffee-tz3lm]

ah finally now Garfeldi is getting his own anime adaptation.

[@zehark]

Manga was better

[@xemiii]

its from the studio that made the friendlocke anime too!

[@Sykspy]

Bro both of y'all are wrong, what I can't wait for is to see how bad the netflix Adaptation is. Also the story board was the best Adaptation of "The Legend of Garfeldi"

[@samuellawrence1045]

What you didn't know was that Garfeldi already has an anime, in fact one of his aliases is Mr Anime, who we all know was the creator of Anime.

[@asheremile5364]

You're part of Netflix right

[@QuintonReviews]

i love him

[@sodva7543]

garfeldi is love garfeldi is life

[@venus_rivers]

if i dont see all your garfield merch replaced with garfeldi in your next video im unsubscribing

[@GarfeldiGaming]

I am him

[@cheeseburgah563]

Hypothetically speaking If garfeldi was a actually bootleg jon's name would be Ron. he would also have a hatred for Tuesday and he would love spaghetti instead

[@NinjaPickle]

Ron would have a cat named Otis as well, and Garfeldi would always play mean pranks on him

[@cheeseburgah563]

@@NinjaPickle The lore deepens even more!

[@NinjaPickle]

@@cheeseburgah563 I meant dog, but now it's too late

[@flaco3451]

@@NinjaPickle its just a badly edited image of garfeldi as a dog and it never moves its like a background asset

[@thespookypyjama8684]

@@flaco3451 it would always be on the same coordinates of the screen even when the scene changes.

[@superspaghettibrawler]

I love how at some point there were legit just oneyplays styled hypotheticals and now I can't get this made up scene out of my head where chris and zach ask tomar what he would do if garfeldi's parents just looked like them

[@pandovolt3227]

Tomar what would you do if you came home one day and Jaxxy's face was Garfeldi and the 7 emeralds were swirling around her?

[@ButtonMasherReal]

@@pandovolt3227 He would use the Master Tomar (secretly contained within one of the chambers of his very special heart) to deactivate their powers and then beat Jaxxy to death.

[@crtoonmnky5360]

Truly a Zach tier hypothetical. "Tomar what would you do if you walked in on Jaxxy in bed with a Fairly Odd Parents Garfield?"

[@NordOfTheNorth]

Absolutely transcendent.

[@deltaknight2764]

In that case, Derek, we demand that you get Zach Hidel to cameo in the next Friendlocke season. You got Dana Snyder on season 2, don't think you can hide behind the "costs too much" or "don't know the guy" excuses!

[@NordOfTheNorth]

@@deltaknight2764 god I need it

[@SneedBass]

@@deltaknight2764 Tomar does his own version of friendlocke except he doesn't use Pokémon, he uses his real "friends" and when they die (usually by his own hands) he finds a new one.

[@dontreadthiscomment3026]

Couldn’t have said it better myself

[@LordHonkInc]

Every time I hear about Wonderbread dude I get caught so off guard, it's such a weird feeling that 99% of the time I'm convinced that story was just a fever dream I had but then somebody brings it up and my brain catches back up to reality so hard it gives me whiplash.

[@Fritz1105]

I don’t know what wonderbread dude is but that feeling describes a movie(?) I saw years ago that I have very little memory of

[@itsPlasma06]

@@Fritz1105 The Wonderbread guy is a dude infamous on the internet for paying possibly thousands of dollars to random artists to draw art regarding some of his weirdly specific fetishes, like rich blonde women buying Wonderbread by the dozens, destroying whole ecosystems with bread factories and stuff like that. Apparently he was denied a comission by fucking Shadman because he basically went "bruh what the fuck are you talking about".

[@Fritz1105]

@@itsPlasma06 Oh I thought it was a superhero

[@akiraeatsguitarpicks491]

@@Fritz1105 you’re thinking about the Nickelodeon movie where the guy shoots bread out of his hands right?

[@Fritz1105]

@@akiraeatsguitarpicks491 Probably not. All I remember was a ridiculous superhero that took two people to the future or past.

[@ld6906]

Please, man... I just finished cleaning him out of my mind completely....

[@misterwacky]

Why ? Why would you erase garfeldi from your mind ?

[@ld6906]

@@misterwacky I watched it live, it was just too much I couldn't handle his presence for any longer or else my body would spontaneously combust

[@superunderscorenova7471]

DO NOT IGNORE THE FACTS. Garfelldi is out there, and we have to find him.

[@sneezewatch]

Sucks for you

[@mrh1324]

you can not escape garfeildi

[@mr.toothy]

Ah, the classic jape of treating a random weird little cartoon character like their an all powerful elder god

[@appledognugget2267]

The well known funny goofy silly of course

[@hux0rd]

Snom

[@amongus_official185]

Wow, that sure is a silly cat. (This is a prediction I haven't watched the video yet) Edit: I was right, that cat is silly. I would let Garfeldi father my children

[@CraftyChicken91]

I found the funny

[@objectivehypocrite2012]

He will.

[@amongus_official185]

@@objectivehypocrite2012 promise?

[@Boomie_365]

Bold of you to assume he hasn't

[@TheKraaaze]

Gregg!!!!

[@sittingandchilling4876]

I love the ending when someone walk in to saltydkdans room and ask "It's 3:30 in the morning, why are you still up?" So he replied with "garfeldi" that was cinema at its best.

[@yahooanswers4843]

that first string of WHATWOULDYOUDO gave me heart palpitations

[@Cosplaybuddygiraffes]

Garfeldi is the epitome of sleep deprived friend group-specific memes and it’s absolutely beautiful

[@GarfeldiGaming]

Why thank you

[@nicholaspetri2475]

There's something so poetic about the opening narration, but how else could you introduce someone as infamous as Garfeldi

[@GlitteringChesh]

God Garfeldi is the new Irwin I’m adding him to my tomodachi life

[@Koogai]

can't wait for an obscure fandom based around Garfeldi and an even smaller fandom that will most likely make rule 34 for it. Actually, I can wait nevermind

[@mystycsylver5991]

6:02 buddy

[@Koogai]

@@mystycsylver5991 😰

[@typicaltrash5163]

@@mystycsylver5991 🥵🥵😳😳

[@genericname2747]

I just made a Garfeldi AU where his name is Garfield and he's a comic strip character

[@wildboi1979]

@@genericname2747 Oh really? What’s next? Is he gonna hate Mondays and love lasagna? Lol

[@onesadsadman6300]

watching this live was like playing one of those horror games where you have a sanity bar that slowly goes down

[@Jsslade]

your pfp gives me life

[@soupandwoop]

These edits are so good. The animations with Mal and even the lip sync on Vilgax. It's so funny

[@kittywar123]

I don't like how the quote "what if garfeldi had massive tits" had art over it, someone drew that, and I love it

[@callmemackeroni]

They made Garfeldi R34 Literally 1984

[@Katsire]

This sounds eerily similar to something me and my friends would laugh at for hours

[@OhNoBohNo]

I love that everything Garfield touches in the modern age becomes horror-themed against everyone's will. It just is.

[@Dalucy8317]

Watching this live was fucking insane. I was so tired and it just amplified the funny to an unimaginable degree I just about died

[@scrumblycat]

Watching this after the official garfield account posted garfeldi

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

Garfeldi looks like he could've been an actual _Fairly Oddparents_ character since the show made parodies of other shows and pop culture references. So he's gonna be a one-off parody from one of the shows in the Channel Chasers episode.

[@superstarxalien169]

garfeldi *is* an actual fairly oddparents character, he’s a wish of timmy from one of the oh yeah cartoons shorts

[@thisisasupersayin376]

@@superstarxalien169 not 👏 what 👏 they 👏 meant 👏 but 👏 thank you 👏 very 👏much

[@guardedbasket]

“Remember that episode where Ben turns into Garfeldi to fight Vilgax then Vilgax pisses himself?” That fucking got me laughing

[@neltednaka]

Truly a work of art that the gods bringed upon us puny mortals

[@Jtastic]

The fast-paced editing really helps me get back to the fever dream state I was in during the original stream

[@GarfeldiGaming]

Hello

[@NoName-zi8xw]

Thank god Salty has supplied me with a reason to live once more

[@jhvids7889]

Swear to god Garfeldi’s gonna be the next Big Chungus

[@cractor6307]

I can't believe they reverse engineer the concept of "gaturro" an Argentinian Garfield clone

[@Grymesawl]

I as a kid toughth Garfield was the copy

[@menacingreferencedogge9032]

Gaturro is the unfunny and unsuccesful version of Garfeldi

[@SoMSoMreal]

Me encanta que hablan en ingles

[@reggilad_9043]

Im sad you left out one of my favorite comments about Garfeldie which is his ability to spontaneously summon cliffs to throw people off of, but beyond that this is a complete work of art

[@popotegaminggansting2947]

Honestly this metdown of jokes had me laughing all the way through

[@Deflori20]

dude my friend was doing a 10 hour stream once and around 2 hours into the stream we found this gif of a frog getting pet and it was the funniest shit ever to us, he set it as his "mousecam" and the gif sat looping in the top right corner of the stream for 7 hours straight while me and a few people in chat started making lore about the frog calling it "choco froge" because we got him to put a chocolate cake on top of the frog and so many more shenanigans

[@irkenpony17]

10 hour streams apparently suck the sanity out of people

[@sandmountainsam9287]

Please tell me who you’re friend is

[@chiefdagda]

This was one of my favorite nights/streams ever

[@raseli4066]

If it was, then what is?

[@chiefdagda]

@@raseli4066 Garfeldi

[@sonsoexists]

honestly dude ever since i found your channel you've made my day with every single video you put out. so thank you for existing on the internet and making me happy (and don't cancel yourself, your insane dude!)

[@bigodegamesbr5980]

this is the modern equivalent of that time where people just started dancing out of nowhere

[@BudDinktrap]

So mass hysteria then

[@angeldrawsdoodles6653]

I remember I was watching almost the full stream live then they talked about Garfeldi for a while and I just left for two hours and hopped back in and it was still about Garfeidi,that’s one stream I’ll always remember

[@thegreatkiwibeast2591]

I love how mal is so unprepared for all these hypotheticals that she doesn’t even have time to respond because she’s too confused

[@gabeschmucker]

Can’t believe the official Garfield instagram account posted this on April Fools

[@nathanmontgomery1516]

That's from the one of the oh yeah! Cartoons shorts where Timmy wants to be a superhero, so he wished up for different superpowers.

[@Hugelag]

Thank you.

[@Azelf89]

I was just about to point that out. Couldn’t remember which short it was though, so thanks!

[@flamefangstar]

Oh thank gods

[@EaseeCheesee]

This felt like a fever dream watching it live and its so incredible seeing Garfeldi on the main channel, its changed my life

[@TraitonWolf]

Saltys gf: "why are you still awake, it's 3:30 in the morning" Salty: "garfeldi" My favorite quote from this vid

[@dibi_the_doodler]

Still after all this time this is still my favorite video on the Internet

[@ingsnaut_7006]

I need help. Garfeldi's have been gangstalking me for 6 weeks. I can't even sleep in my own home without them following me. Please send help.

[@MochiJelly4877]

I just got this in my recommended 2 years after it was uploaded and I’ve never been more blessed in my life. In Garfeldi we trust 🙏😇🥰

[@saltysteambags4603]

This video is how I would describe Carbon Monoxide Poisoning and I love it, Garfeldi is my new god

[@kodachromeraccoon5448]

Oh my god this just reminded me of a project we had to do for my middle school English class where we had to write and draw children’s book, so me and my group made up Gerfld, the cat who hates Christmas, who was a knock off Garfield who hated Tuesdays and ate veggie lasagna all the time. He was also an alcoholic but we couldn’t put that in the children’s book. We had to change his name to Steve because our teacher said “gerfld” was too hard to say for a first grader, it was beautiful and some first grader has that horrible book we made I hope that kid enjoys that

[@gluezi]

This is it. THIS is the video that got me into Saltydkdan.

[@TheArkman360]

I had the most random thought about this. What if Salty and his friends went back in time and repeated this entire conversation in a bar during the middle ages like around the time of Charles II.

[@betabee1221]

All praise Garfeldi, our lord and savior.

[@DocStinker]

I love Salty so much cause watching his videos just feels like hanging out with the boys. This is the same stupid shit I’d get up to with my friends.

[@ratchetxtreme6591]

Garfieldi was known for hating Tuesdays.

[@BlightVonDrake]

I'm losing my mind and loving every moment of it. The Geneva Conventions were created because of Garfeldi. 8:26 Oh my god this song returns into my head to be stuck there for another 7 years, the cycle continues.

[@krokorokrock4487]

What's the song called?

[@BlightVonDrake]

@@krokorokrock4487 Body Rock from Warioware DIY.

[@nifty2473]

8:08 I looked behind me and my cat was just staring

[@kacievines7981]

Watching this and witnessing Garfeldi in all his glory has helped me grow and improve as a person, for as fate would have it, I recently met with him while at the store. We hit it off immediately. You would think this would be concerning, since he's everyone's dad (I too was concerned of this fact), but through sheer cosmic power and determination, he found a way, and the heavens deemed it so. We recently got engaged. As an omnipotent entity, he KNEW I would say yes, and he KNEW I couldn't say no to such a magnificent specimen as he. What can I say, Garfeldi knows all. XDDDDDDDD

[@RedWolfPriest]

Thank you, i can't wait to see rule 34 images of garfeldi.

[@matthewfoley7872]

I'm struggling to find the pic @6:02

[@asterismvela]

rewatching this classic in light of the garfield instagram

[@scals9535]

3:50 had me choking on my own spit of laughter.

[@stew1921]

Garfeldi isnt actually a cat but rather a rat that survived the kfc deep fryer

[@slapatotsi]

I love these moments with friends, where you find this completely random thing, give it a name and then make them the "Chuck Noris" inside joke of your group.

[@toasterproductions3622]

The unholy trinity of eldritch Garfields: -Gorefield -Garfielf -Garfeldi

[@A_JinglyRabbit]

Garfeldi being active and moving and talking is certainly… something..

[@foxxarie]

Garfeldi so powerful that he brought back an old outro song

[@krokorokrock4487]

What's the song called?

[@bastard9290]

@@krokorokrock4487 body rock

[@That1PersonTM]

I’m so glad after 3 years, that I can come back to this and still laugh at the greatness that is Garfeldi

[@lakthederg]

I like how this video nebulously transfers from looking at a weird image to an OneyPlays rant to a cult.

[@owoowo9782]

coming back to this video and i can’t get over the desperate tone mikey is using throughout this

[@luisalonsoxy3530]

The really feels just like the hypothetical gf scenario from oneyplays, they emit the same energy

[@Leaf1029F]

0:19 Damn Garfield had a rough Time during the years

[@baby_bear179]

I've watched this video on various instances but i don't think i will ever accept the fact that there is footage of Garfeldi animated, i enter a state of distress every time i get to 1:45

[@rozhsoh-muh]

the sheer amount of memes the editor had to create to edit them in is honestly impressive

[@404-x8v]

RIGHT

[@timtim9920]

garfeldi: *exists* shaggy: Finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!

[@skeleytonz5319]

7:22 I made it mom, im e-famous

[@MarbleSodaPop]

Garfeldi took Dream's face back

[@trap631]

Garfiel has acknowledged Garferdi

[@skyscraper13]

The way they just bombarded Mal with Garfeldi had me in tears

[@jottys3709]

I just forgot about our lord. Thank you for reminding me salt man

[@Quetzallio]

"It’s 3:30 in the morning, why are you still up?" "Garfeldi." I have never laughed that hard in months.

[@Ostermond]

Chris Pratt is not just Mario now, he’s also Garfield now. We need Garfeldi to be real, now more than ever. To save us from ourselves.

[@Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan]

The fact that this stream was recorded on the 4 year anniversary of my grandpa's death is just the icing on the cake for me

[@Co-pilot_podcast]

Dream took his face back from Garfeldi that's why it took so long for him to do his face reveal

[@specticulrtainment1809]

nobody is giving enough credit to the part at 2:53, idk why but mal saying "i guess that makes sense" just cracks me up

[@AStrangePerson9654]

I love Garfeldi. He saved my marriage, and my entire life.

[@3maic]

“Can I get a Garfeldi to go?” “Yeah can I get- can I get a- *wheeze* A GARFELDI TO GOooo!” best line

[@RandomMcSomethin]

Funnily enough, I remember making a Spore creature years ago called Garfeldi (or maybe it was Garfieldi). It looked nothing like Garfield.

[@Josuh]

Real

[@woos057]

This turned quickly into an oneyplays hypothetical

[@TheF5Mafia]

2:43 Didn't expect an Undertale reference there. Nicely done!

[@Cloudeefella]

Holy shit, you’ve been on a roll with these uploads. Thank you so much, but please don’t push yourself too far

[@Such_A_Silly_Willy]

Garfeldi is my new comfort character