The Direstar

oops, all PPCs.
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Soundtrack: This is war - Falconshield ; Aldnoah Zero OST

[@AfferbeckBeats]

This isn't a glass cannon... it's a paper nuke!

[@wither5673]

+danehb89 no its a paper hydrogen bomb

[@SoraKairiLeonhartfan]

nah, this is more along the lines of just straight up overkill.

[@gmacwizard8890]

you can only use a nuke once anyway

[@AlexReynard]

Cotton candy planetcracker.

[@reginaldsafety6090]

"Hey guys, watch out, the B33F is rolling around in his 12 ER-PEEP Direwolf one shotting people. So just keep that in mind." Yes, keep that in mind. LET THE FEAR CONSUME YOU!!!

[@xthegrim]

Prepare to "Face the storm!"

[@kereminde]

And in chat: "Leave me alone Phil"

[@Ansonidak]

"It's not about being good, it's about sending a message!" Great line B33f. Haha I told my friend I figured you had like no armor.

[@Devastish]

5:05 FACE THE STORM Gets me every time. I haven't played in years, but I come back to this every once in a while for the giggles

[@sykesfromsharktale1464]

You should come back to it. the games not nearly as much of a lurmageddon as it used to be

[@Devastish]

@@sykesfromsharktale1464 I've actually been back on and off for a while since they changed the skill trees. Even played a bit of the 1v1 event today. The game has improved with the new maps, and changes to some of the old ones. Rotato Potato is still the bane of my existence though.

[@kicksjp]

Poor Sean roflmao

[@wiggumesquilax9480]

B33f, stop breaking the game!!! You know what will happen now? DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE?! Entire lances of Direstars. CW, entire _teams_ of Direstars. In every Map. In every Mode. In every Match. You won't be able to go 10 seconds in a round without 100 tons of scrub blowing themselves to Kingdom Come. See that hill? Direstar. Rock? Direstar. Pile of molten scrap? *Five* Direstars. There's a locust in my lance, _and it's driving a Direstar._ I can see it now, my mech poking a corner, only to come face-to-face with a pre-aimed alpha strike. I'd like my life to flash before my eyes, but it CAN'T, as I'm blinded by the eleven ERPPC bolts consuming my field of view, careening towards my face! TBH, so much of this is Kisumi Kitsune's fault. She baked a big plate of cookies, and not for a second considered what would happen when she unleashed them upon the world. Now she's laughing hysterically at us all, because that's what she does in a Direstar. If you'll excuse me, I gotta go pay the pizza guy. Naturally, being delivered in a Direstar!

[@kisumikitsune3422]

+Wiggum Esquilax /*LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY AT YOU ALL.*

[@R4V3-0N]

+Wiggum Esquilax People have been doing this way before clans- ever heard of the 6 ppc stalker? 7 ppc banshee? etc...

[@bruhmettinmomentogullar4215]

ı laughed this strait 5 minutes thanx for that rage this made my day

[@THEGRUMPTRUCK]

@@R4V3-0N it does hold a bit more oomph for the clan versions however. IS ERPPC does 10 damage, Clan ERPPC does 15. That's 50% more damage per weapon. That is colossal on a mech which can field 11 of them at a time.

[@CrimzonLizard]

Absolute Gem

[@TMC_]

Sean Langs Face when he got shot needs to be a chat emote on the NGNG chat, replacing the PJSalt

[@Z0eff]

+TMC (Topgame Media Crew) Hmmmmm........ *rubs chin*

[@ShadowSniperUK]

This!!! Must happen

[@TMC_]

+Zoeff I would subscribe for that

[@TheShardsFamily]

+TMC (Topgame Media Crew) amen

[@thundersoul6795]

Did it happen tho?

[@CascadeFreak]

Happiest Ebon Jaguar ever.

[@TerribleP]

0:37 "Elephant PPCs"

[@Lermer07]

Underrated comment

[@----.__]

There is something wholesome about B33F's trolling. Few people on youtube are able to extract so much salt while still remaining a complete gentleman. The combination of big brain plays, comedy gold, and pure skill makes for some of the best MWO vids this side of the Milky Way. He uploaded again recently and I'm binge watching all his vids again. I hope he gets time to make more epic masterpieces.

[@RobertChisholm]

Face the STORM!

[@starsiegeplayer]

I need to rip that into a ringtone.

[@charlessmith7139]

I would buy a "face the storm" Tshirt

[@nyetcyka3276]

same

[@Jeroen3052]

was thinking the same........Nice image of PPC hurling Direwolf,,,,, Face the storm, i bet he'd selll a few Thousand of these

[@Puffie40]

Remember in Mechwarrior 3 where overheating caused you to explode into a mushroom cloud? Imagine if that was possible in MWO. If the PPCs don't kill you, the mushroom cloud would.

[@Hugmir]

I was so sad to see the absence of juicier explosions in MWO, yes...

[@THEGRUMPTRUCK]

@@Hugmir Back in the beta it used to be a thing, as well as knockdowns. Because knockdowns were based on how fast you were impacted by another mech, lights were absolutely the best at knocking you down. And since generator explosions did huge amounts of damage, Lights were the most damaging mechs in the game. If you ever had two or three people remotely close to one another and someone popped a light up close, you could all die or be crippled.

[@EVAUnit4A]

Now, y'see, _this_ is why we can't have nice things in _MWO_... ;_; Incredibly impractical... but sooooo worth it!! And just to rub salt in the wound, if you blow yourself up from overheating, the enemy can't get retribution by killing you themselves. XD

[@Mushyloni]

The B33f became some sort of those OP one shot Gundam weapons that gets destroyed super easily.

[@IK4MS]

Yeah excepted most of them are actually super hard to destroy (GX-9901-DX Gundam Double X, XXXG-00W0 Wing Gundam Zero, GN-0000+GNR-010 Gundam 00 Raiser, etc)

[@Mushyloni]

memento mori ?

[@IK4MS]

I mean it also was super hard to destroy...

[@IK4MS]

Wait no, I was thinking of the Angel Halo, not the Memento Mori. Dunno why I always think of the other... But I mean was it not for the beam sword that can cut through virtually anything, I'd say it wasn't that easy to destroy.

[@racer927]

I'd fit more if he was in one of the Unseen 'Mechs like a BattleMaster

[@EVAUnit4A]

4:59 look at the last line in the chat box _in red text_: *TheB33f* leave me alone phil Oh, my, god. XD

[@TheForgottenWolf]

You remind me of that one girl from Konosoba who can only use one explosion spell a day. But its super OP.

[@internetgas3263]

Foxirus, Exxxprojjeeeenn¡!!!!!!!!!

[@Loispealz34]

NAme that build MEGUMIN

[@Gunni4091]

Megumin!

[@EVAUnit4A]

Megumin!

[@epimetheaus1214]

No matter what, this video keeps making me happy every time I watch it. I've been watching it for the better half of a decade now and it's forever floating around in my head when I need a smile. The "God dammit B33F..." gets me every time

[@steeltimberwolf]

+TheB33f love your videos but I feel you are single handily nerfing every troll build in MWO. Every time you make one PGI comes along and ensures it never happens again, lol. Love it. Keep them coming, I have a feeling that because of you we're all just going to have one small laser on each mech.

[@Harabeck]

Fucking lost it at the Aldnoah music.

[@Rascalljh]

+Harabeck LET IT BE DONE BY THE PPC'S HEAT

[@gix10000]

+Harabeck What part of the soundtrack was that? Been trying to find it!

[@productNine]

gix10000 That song is MKAlieZ composed by Hiroyuki Sawano, but sped up

[@johncmcham]

+Harabeck same, LMAO'ed so hard had to rock a piss soon after

[@Gunsnapper]

+gix10000 MKaliez - Nightcore

[@lilott1]

I think Phil got your "message" loud and clear lol.

[@TTheDDoctor]

3:52 It was at this moment the light mech pilot knew... he fucked up.

[@averymediocrepigeon1260]

I like how Loken acts like it's your fault for him running right in front of you, what did he think was gonna happen?

[@peteian]

Omg just hearing all of those PPCs go off at the same time as "Target Destroyed" is so satisfying

[@toddkes5890]

You have turned MWO into a twitch shooter. Well done (and your pilot is too). Very funny video, very enjoyable. Also, it makes the opposing Mech need a closed casket funeral. The opposing pilot needs a closed matchbox funeral.

[@Goldhawk7]

+TheB33f, dude, when that last song, what ever it was, kicked in, I felt like I was watching anime for a sec. I just see the Direstar flying through space one shotting everything...

[@chriscrane1482]

Survived against two of these yesterday on terra therma. The first on got my whole right side and then overheated to death slowly and the second one missed then overrides and then missed again and instantly exploded.

[@fenriusrazgriz5521]

Love the Aldnoah track at the end.

[@KASASpace]

Very much a clan-like design.YOUR ENEMY IS ME!

[@manopeace9175]

Most hilarious video you've made yet B33f. Mad respect for your build. A true warrior doesn't expect to live through battle.

[@frustriert]

"Dont pray for me. Pray for the weak."

[@Syrinx08080]

I still come back to this video sometimes whenever i think about PPCs

[@radiantfartcloud2041]

I come back whenever I miss Sean Lang going "Goddamnit Beef"

[@jayxeno]

You just gained a subscriber for life. I don't even play Mech Warrior!

[@zombieno1]

He's back and posting on his highlights KZbin channel and on twitch

[@HEROF0RHIRE]

This KZbinr (TheB33f) has the _best voice _*_EVAR!_*

[@racer927]

I couldn't help myself but recreate the Dire Star on a BattleTech record sheet and tested it with me in a Vulture C and "you" in the Daishi.I crested a hill and immediately my Center Torso got shot out but because of BattleTech's handling of letting units attack before they're considered destroyed at the end of the weapon phase, I managed to somehow, *somehow*, headshot b33f's Daishi. Not that it helped any because I got knocked out as my dead Vulture fell down the hillside.

[@jumpedriver3542]

Oh no, oh no, oh, yo yo yo, OH NO YOU DIDNT!

[@ebeta2487]

Sucka tried to play me, but you never paid me, neva.

[@griffonkeep9372]

Oh geez, I laughed so hard at this video I had tears streaming down my face. The, "FACE THE STORM", almost killed me. That was the funniest thing I have seen on KZbin in awhile. Well done, sir!

[@CrazyTasteyPi]

I congratulate you on finding a use for the Dire Wolf. This is hilarious enough I might build one of these for myself just for a laugh. XD

[@PechelLehleh]

This is still your best video so far hahaha Perfect combination of comedy and epicness

[@klortikterra4423]

that first clip holy shit... you SMITED that man.

[@mightdiesel6pot]

I am in tears, that was hysterical.

[@norricdaoc8746]

I would so, SO love to see a new updated direstar vid. This is pure comic genius.

[@Zeithri]

" _I am DIRESTAR, I HUNGER!_ " X3

[@lenbone72]

Loken Ten has still not forgotten.

[@0970-]

the dire star shall conquer the universe!! FEAR THE STORM MUAHAHAHAHA!

[@John_Conner222]

I love that laugh after he alpha strikes and kills someone. He sounds like Jeorg Sprave from the sling shot channel when b33f laughs

[@zombieno1]

So happy you're back. Rewatching all of your videos

[@heriberthuber54]

same :-)

[@ch_r0me_one]

What a shame that cERPPC's got their damage decreased by 1/3rd (to match standard PPC)... RIP Dire Star. Your magnificent Naval PPC strike was wonderful. o7

[@nravenz7538]

regardless 11 fucking PPCs will still make mechs go away in one shot

[@dunethewanderer8944]

almost eight and a half years later and I still have flashbacks to this video

[@Jackal2991]

I have been looking for this for god damn ever. And I've finally found it. Don't know why I didn't like the video before or shove it into my favorites list...

[@wight626]

oh man i randomly found the video today. this is like and here my noob self was thinking my 15 lasers on my Piranha going around one shootting assaults was dumb, this is like that X11.

[@Indak08]

"OOOOOOhhh...heh heh heh heh" You had me there

[@TheLegendsmith]

I really want a voice clip of the B33F saying FACE ME! like he does at 2:58, but without the background music and other stuff.

[@Pecetos]

Man You need more subs. This shit is to entertaining to be seen by only so few :D

[@Wolfkin18]

How the hell did i miss this from the b33f??? Phil "the betrayer" Lang getting headshot not once but twice? When i visit my compadre in Montreal i'm buying you one hell of a beer B33F!

[@RavenousRaVe]

This vid by itself has made me subscribe.

[@TheStaniG]

Is this guy like the SivHD of mechwarrior?? I subbed instantly after the flamer/headshot video... omfg the editing had me in stitches, but now Im starting to get a handle on what b33f really is..... A madman, a glorious madman.

[@Tythen0]

I never get tired of this :D

[@AlzarnsFire]

Awesome B33f. Great for laughs!

[@WingZeroType]

I love everything about this.

[@wulfenjarl]

OMG, B33F... this is the funniest video I have seen in a very long time. *still laughing *subscribes

[@thespacecowboy420]

Back in beta I used to run a 6 PPC stalker and have a few 6/8 scoreboards to show for it. I think theb33f has inspired me to return to the lulztrain.

[@SheyD78]

I like the clip where a spider successfully trades with the dire whale, since it melts immediately after firing. This video is just so much fun.

[@theShepardsPath]

this is very kosher. -Judah Maccabee

[@jamiecalderwood259]

FACE THE STORM!! well done b33f

[@AnimusCorpusXP]

LOVE THE DIRE STAR - bloody hilarious !!

[@Skoll_Roderic]

Nice use of aldnoah zero soundtrack at the end

[@Ancient0fDays]

LEGENDARY...ICONIC...!

[@ycar80]

The best one yet

[@Jefferow2]

*ELEPHANT PPCs*

[@SierraSierraFoxtrot]

I almost choked to death on the tiniest amount of coke when you said "FACE ME!" @3:03

[@Ancient0fDays]

LEGENDARY...THE B33F...!

[@patrickb.8485]

This was awesome

[@darrenskjoelsvold]

I really enjoy watching Sean Lang's face when you one shot him.

[@tracygates771]

Love this!!

[@Thexderify]

that is many kinds of awesome

[@ShadowWolfTJC]

As TheB33f has shown, 11 PPCs is oftentimes overkill for alot of mechs, and is murder towards your heat management. If you want to get serious with this trollish build, of if you wish to actually conserve heat with this, then try one of 2 things: 1. Group fire your PPCs. That is, have PPCs shoot, say, 6 at a time, or 3 at a time. Could be useful for finishing off weakened or light mechs, and you can still opt to alpha strike should you encounter a healthy assault mech. 2. Chain fire your PPCs if you're unsure just how much is needed to kill an enemy mech. Remember to override your shutdown sequence if need be.

[@wiggumesquilax9480]

+ShadowWolfTJC DO NOT EMPOWER THE DIRESTAR.

[@ShadowWolfTJC]

Wiggum Esquilax Too late. :P

[@manopeace9175]

+ShadowWolfTJC "11 PPCs is oftentimes overkill for alot of mechs" Over kill? You mean "Just the right amount of kill". :)

[@ShadowWolfTJC]

Mitch Johnson With better fire-control skills, I could potentially kill 2, 3, or even 4 enemy mechs with this build before I die of overheating. ;)

[@ShesCuteButReallyDumb]

+ShadowWolfTJC B33f probably could too, he is a very skilled pilot, but I think his the alpha strike is not in mind of game sense. B33f is the only humor based MWO youtuber with some popularity, has trying to create an entertaining video, and wants to make us laugh with a cheesy dire wolf build, that's why beef goes all out

[@swimant0]

Never gets old! 😆

[@AlexsandrDark]

EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5:38 It's so epic that it brought me to tears.

[@Gunsnapper]

Impressive build + nice voice :D Like it.

[@theausdog]

it's comedic genius this 1 and that voice just cracks me up!!!!!!

[@vitaliyyaruta2764]

How do you stop watching this?) I just can't. Subscribed)

[@ploskikh]

one of my favorite video from U!!!

[@AdverseReaction33]

That little Einsteins song LMAO

[@swimant0]

This was the funniest thing I have seen today! I love the tear "I'm sorry." "FACE THE STAR!!!" HahahaLOL!!!

[@Nineball459]

This reminds me a lot of my Super Nova from MW4 that had as many large lasers on as physically possible, it would one shot most mechs and 2 shot the heaviest assaults, priceless. This build is just fucking hilarious, awesome vid :)

[@Zeithri]

+Predator459 I did something similar with Timber Wolf in the MW3 Demo. Enough lasers to blow anything up with one hit but resulted in instant shutdown :P When I attempted the same thing in the full game, I instantly blew up instead.

[@wowathena]

+Predator459 yeah sniper novas, i remember those from multiplayer matches with heat options turned off. Half player was so abusive with it lol it was litteraly nightmare to move anywhere on open.They would sit on top of some mountain peak with sensor turned off peaking over with 3rd person perspective then pop out in sec to fire and back off to cover again.Took only 2 shots to take daisy or atlas out, or one shot with 2 snipers workin together. Common counter was missleboat loki with high speed to go full circle around map to get behind them then salvo them from behind over their laser range. Lol then they would pop out on other side of hill to take cover from missle barrage and expose themself to everyone in our team xD We called that flushing xD

[@Tactical_Turtle]

In MW3 I had a Owens with 12 Small Lasers, increased engine size, and a MASC; it would hit and run heavies with one to two shots at about 148KPH. On snow maps I was a god, hahahaha.

[@PicturesqueGames]

Dude with such angelic voice you should voice a very..VERY large ork from wh40k. Like seriously.

[@thundersoul6795]

Like Ghazghkull?

[@PicturesqueGames]

Yeah, that should do it

[@captain_bucko]

Best mwo vid yet

[@AlvinYapVFX]

Omg I haven't had such a good laugh in a long while!!!

[@xodius80]

this is now how i hunt my women beef thank you.

[@TheRumChum]

+MiKE "FACE MEH!" *BOOOOM!* . should work nicely.

[@libby5184]

TheRumChum u play mechwarrior?!

[@xodius80]

Azยן The Great I AM MECHWARRIOR

[@clinicallystupid1505]

This was cold bro 😂👌

[@Majorhavoktv]

Classic B33f!!

[@colinmartin9797]

what the hell that was the best mech build I've ever seen. BRB TRYING IT.

[@Meppoy]

O gosh, I love this video sooo much).

[@JohnnyTango111]

Funny as hell as always.

[@noahz]

amazeballs

[@marcusdaloia2974]

This is like the mecha equivalent of a blunderbuss.

[@MrRagequitnow]

Lang's face the second time was priceless. :)

[@Creon1000]

Subbed because you're hilarious!

[@Mechanic618]

You made Phil cry. Expect nerfs incoming.

[@omgomgomgd]

+Mechanic Nerfs already happened.

[@Sigil_Firebrand]

+omgomgomgd I wish I understood how the nerfs to the direstar worked...

[@myhorseisamazing5883]

as u see, u cant shoot even once now. mech explodes when u fire all ppcs :D

[@theeatherlash69]

@@johnDoe-zf5pe Mech explodes. And if the heat WOULD explode you; then the shot doesn't go off and you still explode.

[@Tiro1000]

You are the Vinesauce Joel of MechWarrior. Thank you for this, you beautiful being.