The Dirty Abigail Mod - Stardew Valley

[@nigou7550]

Df: *is concerned about Abigail and her dirty dialogoue* Also Df: *grinds up an entire town and turns them into seeds*

[@kiz1497]

Yes.

[@RetroRed101]

seems about right to me

[@dakfcboi5378]

This is df's logic in a nutshell

[@elizabetholiver448]

@@dakfcboi5378 definitely

[@INAI1NAIREBOOT]

S e e d s Don't forget _jodi wine_

[@izzy1221]

*I never thought that Stardew Valley of all games could be demonetized.*

[@coobk]

You have seen nothing... Modders put secks n nudity in basically every game

[@LAZERAK47V2]

@@killernyancat8193 *repeating OOFs in the distance*

[@ritsusakumaslefteyeball3365]

*Same dude. Same.*

[@bucketofbread345]

It already was without mods, They added childbirth in a "kids" game XD

[@Blue__Oni]

Any game can with mods

[@Kingdeathtrooper]

In surprised there's no questions from her asking if you grow cucumbers

[@Ultimaximus]

There's actually a line for Wednesday in Fall that says "Do you ever grow any long veggies? I sure could use one!"

[@shyjellyfish2920]

Or eggplants♡

[@peebz-342]

Lateralusticus O.o

[@Wired_User]

Phoebe Stevens oof eggplants sound painful

[@alliesaurus3783]

@@Wired_User umm

[@redershades]

*ATLEAST THAT MAKES THE CRABS FEEL AT HOME*

[@yungtobiii]

S o a n n o y i n g .

[@d-swagg9683]

This line got me good. 😂

[@Thewilddthing]

Lmao

[@KityCrylics]

I screamed lmfao

[@draessw]

And now I will never pick up a rainbow shell again.

[@gotoveritlmao8202]

_Now Im worried that I’m listening to a Canadian guy talking without clothes_

[@mandiopan3302]

TheInkNinja Yeah

[@Santeneal]

Wait he is Canadian?! And I thought Ryan Renolds was the evil spawn of there

[@idiotbanana107]

What canadian. I thought canadians are good people

[@tenkoshimura1146]

Exactly 😂

[@mookooy]

@@Santeneal Cannada keeps so nice by focusing all there evil in a few people DF picks up Renold's slack when he is shooting movies.

[@DangerouslyFunny]

I couldn't make a lot of the dialogue trigger, but I did manage to scrape enough together for a video.

[@Jmak]

Oof

[@kiwilynn43]

DangerouslyFunny Hello! I love your content so much! Keep doing what you’re doing

[@sisterspot111]

Don't worry about it. Every stardew Valley video is the best

[@redpandasquad0870]

Hello!!!

[@pumpkinlol7853]

Hello

[@bizzbell7246]

Now all we need is dirty Pam mod. Actually no need, she’s already a filthy troll.

[@kendrickstock4363]

Considering Pam, calling her a filthy troll would be a compliment .

@@kendrickstock4363 The troll at high hrothgar runs when it sees pam aproaching.

[@Kurachi84]

**bathroom**

[@Nuna444_]

Ruuude lol 😝

[@connorolive5970]

Mauro Molinero I don’t blame it, i think the dragons flying around would go back into the ground if they saw her

[@couch_enthusiast8915]

I just realised we have no clue whether you are wearing clothes or not while recording and we can never prove it.

[@alyssaduong6485]

Couch Enthusiast unless he does a webcam of his whole body

[@Jas-sy9mc]

I got scared reading that

[@ashleyplayz3914]

Or unless You do a vid with him,but I don’t think he would be naked then... I’m gonna go

[@yukiko5819]

i- w h y

[@cheesecakelasagna]

@@Jas-sy9mc i felt that.

[@Thieverpedia]

"I went to the beach last night, after dark...now there's sand all up in there" "Well, at least that'll make all the crabs feel at home." I don't normally quote, but that was savage! XD

[@13Bgrunt11]

LMFAO!

[@rat-dog7357]

*so annoying*

[@KaladinVegapunk]

haha seems like 99% of the comments are quotes

[@pappemick]

xD oh god

[@anch5697]

She probably does have krabs tho

[@marcury4137]

Sebastian was never working on his computer. He was just tier 3 subbed to Abigail.

[@michealmalloy1934]

💀💀

[@gaberobison680]

Nah he’s smart enough to not waste money on a thot

[@catbreath62]

"But would you just rather have me show you my fortnite gaming channel?" Now I see why he cut that out.

[@aturchomicz821]

Ok

[@stellam.1736]

atur chomicz stop

[@DaemosDaen]

Gril playing Fortnite? webcam girl? Same thing really.

[@lemonytrash584]

It'sRandom dude chill-

[@SimplyAnExistence]

lemonbaka *Laylar* It honestly does sound a bit sexist though.

[@Aphyphy]

Your *father* /zooms in on plant/ Is over there

[@meleboo6072]

Hello morpho knight

[@ericad7377]

Have you ever thought what happens on Wednesdays So have i *grabs a lockpick* This is starting to remind me of skyrim

[@lilianderson8256]

big mood

[@jakestan1185]

Legion or stormclowks

[@jakestan1185]

I love playing kaghit

[@ericad7377]

@@jakestan1185 legion

[@chimaera2611]

@@jakestan1185 *khajiit

[@luminoustorus548]

DF: why do you never leave your house? Abigail: _goes on and on about her nude escapades in the fields, beaches, and graveyards_

[@dontrueblood4938]

dirty Sebastion mod with the mumps mod oh sweet mother of the desperate holy water

[@maxilz9447]

sweet mother of gray

[@naboo0252]

thats what I was thinking, its a need omg

[@rustik0]

dirty sebastian mod hes playing rpg with you and the roleplay is actually in a sex dungeon

[@sofkincool]

"I always enjoyed filming in those overgrown fields for my fans". "Oh that's funny, that's the same thing I do" True LUL

[@yasminm.8864]

Nothing has to be changed Abigail...

[@notSpiritsend]

“At least the crabs will feel at home”. This is why I subbed to this channel

[@jello9849]

Nic Wilson soon after, “Alright dirtbag, give me something interesting”

[@effacalorie]

Getting rejected at the flower dance and then resorting to complimenting Clint was the funniest six seconds I've ever seen on this game

[@cheshire7413]

“Summer’s here, it’s not really my favorite season And you’re not really my favorite person” My favorite line xD

[@jakwicc6190]

@Emir Gt stop advertising

[@collztoons]

@@Roptesembir stfu

[@heaveyguner0139]

"I never noticed your blue eyes" while dead ass staring at Clint, I fuckin lost it

[@yangi5051]

It hurts me with how everyone shit talks Sebastian because he's my favorite villager but all the jokes and rude comments are 100% true :')

[@Kenitix]

“Or would you rather just have me show you my - “

[@derpyking7976]

Soooo gross

[@alliesaurus3783]

My dirty mind: 👁👄👁

[@nuka-cetylene323]

"-LEGO Millenium Falcon." There we go. I fixed it.

[@name_unkn0wn]

@@nuka-cetylene323 "-Panzerfraust which Germans used to make Denmark surrender in 6 hours." Hey, atleast it has to something with LEGO land.

[@brotaytohpotato4272]

When Abigail said she sees herself becoming a farmer I remember someone in the comments saying something along the lines of “With all the hoeing your doing it’s not hard to see why”

[@MrMatthias]

The video as a whole had plenty of laughs, but there was something particularly hilarious about seeing Vincent walk up to you while you were holding a Mega Bomb at 8:40

[@mysteroni2651]

Guess you could call it Little Boy

[@sirpixel7945]

"Hey kid! Wanna play catch?"

[@nisclavret]

this is one of the funniest videos of yours yet, the zooms in to your sprite's face and your dry humor had me choking on my water throughout the video

[@Pixel-di1zp]

Someone should make a mod that replaces the trash bin on the GUI with Pam’s face.

[@korvincarry3268]

And it makes pig eating noises anytime you dump something in

[@dustsanimaljamguide2364]

oh god XD

[@user-hn6tc9ot4j]

I would learn how to mod just to do that

[@yoshxry]

LMAO😂

[@mememan5466]

Just go into the files and re-texture it

[@dalia7861]

The fact that this mod seems so natural for Abigail to be a cam girl

[@josephjackson4312]

Has any modder tried looking into removing the limit of how many times you can talk to a villager per day? I feel a video like this would be made much easier if it were possible.

[@Willowpaw14]

"...I handled the whole town just fine, thanks." Gets me every time!

[@alanmooreisrasputinreincar8106]

Y'know she was weird enough already she didn't really need this

[@lilywhite7429]

grim the reaper She really did like eating random things after all

[@alanmooreisrasputinreincar8106]

@@lilywhite7429 lol true

[@birb_ie]

i swear i was looking on the town bulletin in fall once and abigail had posted, saying ‘im bored… someone get me an eggplant.’

[@Sch_denfreude]

WhAt ArE YoU DoInG HeRe? LoOkInG fOr A bOoTy CaLl?

[@Hummingb1rd]

Wow it's been 2 years and it has 237 likes and I'm the first reply?

[@name_unkn0wn]

@@Hummingb1rd I mean, what are going to comment 9n a comment like this one?

[@Hummingb1rd]

@@name_unkn0wn I have no idea actually

[@henrycantwell6137]

DF: "Oh, you're a vlogger!" The mind of DF at 4:01: oh, you're THAT kind of vlogger.

[@woomyrune]

8:40 Nobody gonna talk about him holding a mega bomb as Vincent approaches? Lmao

[@CreeperFino]

6:05 "Now there's sand all up in there..." "Well, at least it will make the crabs feel at home" I'M DEAD

[@WanderingJellyfish_0081]

I wanted the parents dialogue to change in reaction to hers.

[@alexs6746]

10:12 that’s the last thing I need in the community center boiler room and seeing him throw it away was physically painful

[@jadeperazzolo6606]

"I went to the beach last night, after dark... Now there's sand all up in there..." Rip to Elliott who probably had to stand the noise and sight before he could sleep,,,, poor man came to write, not watch women doing 18+ stuff in front of his house,,,,,

[@clownshoes8208]

“well at least the crabs will feel at home” that came out so smoothly i’m impressed

[@Dexfan1995]

Watching DF carelessly throw away that Prismatic Shard was painful. Still love the videos though! They're the most relaxing gaming content I have ever found on KZbin.

[@NotChicoAndPico]

This implies she wasn't Dirty beforehand. And yes, I did capitalise the D in Dirty. Figure out the reason yourself.

[@sammmsational]

I actually dont get it

[@stanleywojcicki2000]

@@sammmsational Her real name is Dirty not Abigail

[@the8-bitwolf690]

Why the fuck you have got some guys from boku no piko whit moustaches as the profile immage??? Why? Oh btw don't ask me how i know about them...

[@xutaes8015]

@@stanleywojcicki2000 what??? Really???

[@Mashamazzi]

@@the8-bitwolf690 how do you know about them?

[@Evan-ys2ig]

Loving this fast paced content flow keep it up DF!

[@aturchomicz821]

TOP TEN ALIEN HITLERS

[@person0-016]

Every second of this video, I felt the strange urge to gaze disappointedly into a nonexistent camera, perhaps at a slow speed with concrete noises.

[@CursedMoistMan690]

"At least that would make the crabs feel at home" this is literally my favorite youtuber now

[@st4rpurgatory]

this mod is gonna get D E M O N E T I Z E D

[@hallmarket]

get back in the nugget cave

[@Gold-2911]

Hi nugget go in eat. Slop from bugs

[@st4rpurgatory]

lololol nugget

[@Gold-2911]

Hi

[@ethanpoindexter4142]

I will help you save Billy

[@Kudeshka]

I do not have the mod but she told me she was daydreaming about me and I am already married in the game so I guess she and her mother are not that different.

[@KiraraLalaYT]

I love that you did this one..... 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@freida8378]

"I've never noticed your blue eyes~" - Dangerously Funny (A.k.a. DF), 2019

[@zooted_420]

I was watching intently but he fucking got me at “I never noticed your blue eyes” poor clint BAHHAHAHA

[@simpforrantaro7833]

DUDE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD AT 9:20 WHEN YOU THREW HER UNDERWEAR IN THE WATER XD

[@mikhailmcmorrow6440]

Honestly that crabs joke might be the funniest shit I've heard in this year so far

[@wizwony]

Abigail is aggressive without a mod, she keeps giving me bombs

[@xxanaxxnairnair2065]

You came up on my recommended a lot, i didnt expect this to be the first vid i watch of you. And find it incredibly fascinating.

[@Mimerneos]

I LOL'ed at 2:16 "I enjoy filming in the field" "oh that's funny that's the same thing I do"

[@sumilacra]

*watches random clip of Clint **5:08* DF: Ive never noticed your blue eyes Me: OMG HE HAS BLUE EY-

[@ritsusakumaslefteyeball3365]

SAME GIRL, SAME

[@Star_on_a_Staff]

It's hilarious because his voice went so soft and meanwhile I'm just like I THOUGHT HIS EYES WERE BROWN ALL THIS TIME WTF

[@WHATTHEFUCK-d9h]

Omg same!

[@freida8378]

DittrixR4K. WAIT- HE DOES HAVE BLUE EYES WTHH

[@nachocomposer6920]

S-Steve?

[@jamiedoesthings]

The real galaxy brain mod would be this dialogue for Harvey

[@wastedwizard5112]

6:09 "There's sand all up in there" "well, at least the crabs will feel at home" I fucking can't. Never stop making content

[@mocha8323]

*I think I already knew what I was gonna get into by the title*

[@MsAlyssaB1]

"Guess we'll just move into winter" Stands in front of child with bomb!

[@robgoblin9803]

Your voice reminds me of Caboose from red vs blue. That earned my respect. Tha ks

[@TrueLucinova]

Yaknow, I'm almost surprised how close most of these are to her actual dialogue; I guess that was the idea, to keep her in-character, so they modified stuff she says normally for the most part

[@girlwhat4878]

I love this new editing, keep up the good work DF!

[@personpacman7439]

6:09 AHAHAHHAHAHA I really wish there were other people that got to appreciate that joke 10/10

[@scarlettkellett]

Oh god...

[@funnygamer5405]

Wow look at the time stamp that's perfect

[@SUSanne678]

i feel bad bc i dont get it someone explain plz

[@personpacman7439]

@@SUSanne678 you know lice? Well crabs is just like lice but in pubic hair sooooooooo kinda nasty but rlly funny joke

[@kaiyoblu7349]

@@SUSanne678 crabs are an std (if you dont know what that is then I cant help you) and its basically these tiny crab looking things in pubic hair making the private area very irritating and itching

[@joshm7335]

I freaking love your Stardew Valley videos. No one as such amazing commentary on this game. No one. :D

[@pascal1095]

9:28 "Accually if we could have a cage installed, than that would be pretty good" Me: *I-is that another dirty dialogue.....?*

[@soulsofwar8985]

"I got sand all up in there" "At least the crabs will feel at home" YOU DIDN'T

[@m.b8259]

Abigail: Now there's sand all up in there DF: At least the crabs will feel at home. ROFFLLLLLL

[@realityorbust2]

"It's not stalking if your friends" -DangerouslyFunny

[@gawni1612]

"was it the time with the things..in the ...caves?" I lost my shit here.

[@eryn..0_o325]

“Was it about the time with the things in the caves?” -DangerouslyFunny

[@hirokokueh3541]

4:48 "or, do I?" (Vsauce bass music playing

[@KingSlayer21_0]

WE SIMPING FOR ABIGAIL WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Unicorn_Barf]

I can’t tell who will get demonetized first, DF Or Abigail

[@pneumonological]

DF:well i havent showered in three months Me: Seriously? Those numbers are insultingly low.

[@kerdnerl8588]

So it gets a lot more boring once your married. 10/10 most accurate mod to date

[@kodak1479]

"oh that's funny, that's the same thing I do" I spit out my drink when I heard you say that.

[@AJBeeby]

Df: “ya she’s a vlogger” bless your clean soul

[@ghastfear78]

These videos never get old I mean like who doesn't want to see a guy roasting every fucking NPC in stardew valley

[@cloudiskies8578]

DF being a farmer: "I'll ask a farmer if I ever meet one" **Leaves**

[@gabe6090]

The amount of disrespect he dishes out the more I grow to love him

[@cryptic1487]

i should be going to sleep. well played.

[@finntaylor3590]

Uk?

[@cryptic1487]

@@finntaylor3590 yup

[@TwistedSisters98]

I am binge watching these videos, too funny 😂😂 love your humor

[@reeth4629]

“Have you tried not sucking?” 😂

[@MistrChill]

Even you make a joke with a calm voice you still make me laugh 😄

[@angelicoe9540]

4:24 / 4:23 "Do you ever hang out at the cemetery? It's a peaceful place to play with yourself in public" "I am growing more concerned about you by the day, but yes I do"

[@claudiastammer5645]

i love your voice lol, it soothes my anxiety! + i love all stardew valley content.

[@Flowerchild_-rk8ur]

Mumps:I wear clothes while filming Mumps 2 seconds later:*or do i*

[@trollington777]

Your voice is actually relaxing :D

[@chaithevillain3680]

6:10 🤭 that comeback he had lmaooo

[@Scottsterd]

That was out of pocket bro 😂

[@EchoTracker]

I don't how the transition to winter showed him holding a bomb and a child walking towards him...

[@AshzieWasTaken]

* I t ' S n O t S t A l K i N g I f Y o U r F r I e N d S * Theres no telling when mumps will stop stalking

[@hughjorgen1051]

More entertaining than actually playing. Love it!

[@aishalee696]

“Oh that’s funny, that’s exactly what I do!” THAT KILLED ME

[@ScorpFOZ]

From the thumbnail I thought she was just going to yell profanity at you every time you talked to her XD

[@Jmak]

Abigail best girl

[@balmadina363]

Jmak wiener

[@brodun_]

When is forward areial tier list

[@beet662]

Alright bröther

[@christianZaal]

The Wizard's daughter has spell immunity.... Nice....

[@Cloak_N_Dagger]

This entire video can be summed up as "Your waifu is SHIT!" Abigail was always my first choice, so I feel low-key attacked.

[@neongreenheart23]

The amount of amazing phrases in this video is astounding

[@xendertheking4719]

“That will make the crabs feel at home” I’M DYING !!!!!!

[@batt_luvs]

“At least the crabs will feel at home” I SCREAMED