The Dokis Get Squeezed

[@markdombrovan8849]

viewers: "wait, it's all lewds?" The Bike: "always has been"

[@TheBuilderPro2024]

“AW SERIOUSLY?!”

[@henriquemachado9941]

"Don't mind if i do..."

[@gehadsheha4775]

Always has been.

[@TheBuilderPro2024]

@yurichillerit's been a year already and I almost forgot about this comment lol

[@thekawaiirabbit]

your prof scared the hell out of me

[@IamNova_]

MC: *breathes in the general direction of Natsuki* Dadsuki: I sense a disturbance within the force.

[@christopheradams9173]

I was thinking that too lol

[@MrGamble-Zmeister]

MC: breathes anywhere Dadsuki: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH NOOOOO I WANNA KILL THAT GUY

[@engineergaming7359]

"You Really Think ill let you be depressed all day" "THINK SAYORI THINK"

[@clutchmctryhard3110]

The Sayori segment was just as sweet and wholesome as it was lewd. The cinnamon bun deserves a break from the pain every once in a while 🙏

[@gabrielzm6733]

Imagine a whole episode focused on the mc's doing things together

[@DanteDMC3]

It’d be like a friends episode

[@chaos4877]

My friends make animations about my interpretation of that. My stories revolve around multiverse theory (the theory of parralel universes) and they made a joke animation about what happened when I played ddlc (I spared Monika by closing the game). They decided that the character I used would have his own abusive and emotional back story, they made it to where he met alternate versions of himself and they ended up marrying the girls. They also made non canon animations to the story, like Jesse (one of the versions of mc) was on his deathbed and Natsuki and everyone else was there with him. I love my friends.

[@gabrielzm6733]

@@chaos4877 you have good friends

[@ghobleen]

they form death grips

[@ricedanan]

That wasn't the squeezing I was expecting ngl. I was expecting something like a room that squeezed and crushed them to death or something.

[@Muddy-Goldfish72]

I thought that too lol

[@LiIyTheLesbian]

i knew what this video was gonna be and im proud

[@MisterDoorNumber1]

You haven't seen bike.

[@the25thdoctor]

Me too, even a month ago I’m still sad

[@unusual_sandwich]

@@MisterDoorNumber1 I'm new and even I've seen enough videos to know where it was going but no I told my self it would be wholesome

[@KingAzxoll9]

Ah yes, this is the Christmas present I've been wanting all year.

[@Loboxing]

x2

[@HONKshoeHONKshoe]

The music really said: 🎶🦋🦜🎶-👹⛴🌚🛥🛳

[@BIGBLUBLUR]

"MC, I haven't showered since Friday" MC: *proceeds to be a cunning linguist* Braver man than I.

[@DuckDucky714]

The word play with this one, I sense great courage within you

[@minkeymouce]

MChad: *Playful honk* Yuri: *CBT noises*

[@noiexist8684]

Closed Beta Testing

[@Madjac04]

Craving Bubble Tea.

[@YourLocalCreature]

Cheese Bacon Tomato

[@Theguywhoreallyjustrhymed]

Congratulation birthday tatertots

[@EoinJoyceMapping]

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy

[@BrendenActing]

Oh no Bike, not on Christmas

[@KingAzxoll9]

But that's the perfect time

[@marlongamingokoi9283]

@@KingAzxoll9 The most wonderful time

[@MatthewDiLeva]

@@marlongamingokoi9283 Of the year.

[@EscapesAndRemoves]

It's the most lewd time of the year, give it up.

[@adahirmmendez7162]

You have more than one k with no videos

[@Cataphract3]

MC with Sayori: Finally some delicious fucking food

[@HeroSandwitch]

I must say, I feel bad for the “dokis” especially because being touched, let alone *squeezed* in that area f-ing hurts.

[@chronicbackpain6047]

Squeeze a mans nuts and you'd get a similar reaction I reckon

[@alexcodexxthekinereader1212]

*squeezed in what area???*

[@YourLocalCreature]

@@alexcodexxthekinereader1212 That area

[@beelzebubcrumpethorn]

You mean getting honka-honka'd?

[@deadmeme5485]

WHAT AREA!?

[@Gwenpool256]

Sayori was the lucky one Nat was questioning wether she wanted to or not Yuri, don't do that again

[@Terrifyger]

"MC, my lips are up he-" "I didn't mean the ones on your face." I'm using that line now.

[@Gwenpool256]

With whom exactly???? Hmmm?????? -this is a joke pls don't kill me-

[@Terrifyger]

@@Gwenpool256 You really want me to tell you? X)

[@Gwenpool256]

@@Terrifyger crap abort ABORT! NOT THIS TIME NOOOO-

[@DuckDucky714]

That's what we call the Aussie kiss

[@masterrocketbanana724]

Half the time i was screaming “WTF MC”

[@taiyana5194]

MChad is the most clever name for a MC ive ever heard

[@aver4ge_gam3r37]

6:32 This could mean multiple things. Especially with someone who has had a rather different experience with slime than one may expect.

[@itzwaluigitime8678]

She's watching ASMR stop it.

[@MAML_]

@Waluigi wrong. she likes the sound of the mon

[@itzwaluigitime8678]

@@MAML_ the sound of what

[@zandrojoaquinesteban7799]

Maybe she's watching a submarine full of seamen going in a cave...

[@itzwaluigitime8678]

@@zandrojoaquinesteban7799 s e a m e n

[@caniaskyoukindofaweirdques7053]

Something had me convinced they would get squeezed by something and die but this is completely different-

[@markdombrovan8849]

buffsuki flashbacks?

[@MisterDoorNumber1]

I prefer what it sounds like

[@HeyaItsmK5103]

''You fool! The bed is mine!'' OH LORDY, THE BED HAS BEEN TAKEN, WHATEVER SHALL WE DO?!

[@Legoluke197]

Nobody: MC: Beep beep!

[@lorelu6528]

aw yay a sayori bit that ended fairly positively :,) that's all I ever wanted for her

[@kingofnetflix]

i hope this should be worth waiting 30 minutes..

[@deshawnwilliams6939]

So basically this is just MC getting constantly rejected?

[@Rebel4ebel]

Welcome home Bike we've missed you

[@incognitoman9420]

Nothing makes my day more than a bike upload. POGGGERSSSSS

[@johnandsoon6081]

My poor Moni. Sayori is always so loveable. I can definitely see it going that way with her and Natsuki. I don't know about Yuri's reaction. I've seen other videos with her and Mchad, their relationship kind of sucks. Anyway, it doesn't help Yuri out of fourth place Doki for me.

[@TheHylianBatman]

M/Chad deserved it! Also their relationship was really cute until the thing happened. Of course Natsuki would be watching ASMR. Christ, that banana analogy... Oh there's a SHIRT under that HOODIE ...what's that scene at the end? Just a bonus? Merry fuckin' Christmas, Bike. Ya nutcase. Thanks for your compelling stories and completely surreal humor. I love it.

[@BearLovesBeer233]

Hi sir I remember seeing you in the comment section of Sayori's channel, do you know what happened to her? It seems that I couldn't find her channel anymore and I'm a little worried

[@CheapandCertifiedMemes_YT]

No, he didn't deserve it.

[@baharry]

@@CheapandCertifiedMemes_YT After coldly murdering MC after a petty fight, yes.

[@stephenhernandez4729]

AHHHH! NOW I FEEL ANGRY AND CONFUSED! 😓😓😓😓😓😫😫😫😫😫😵😵😵😵😵😤😤😤😤😤👹👹👹👹👹👺👺👺👺👺👿👿👿👿👿👎👎👎👎👎👇👇👇👇👇

[@stephenhernandez4729]

BUT.... MCHAD!!! HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO YURI!! 😤😤😤😤😤👹👹👹👹👹👺👺👺👺👺👿👿👿👿👿👎👎👎👎👎👇👇👇👇👇

[@raz8052]

Everyone focusing on the Video: Me wondering whether its "MC had" or "M Chad"

[@projectTyrasa]

I think I finally get why I Love this all so much, - It's got that BlazéBlue Comedy Ending Vibe about all of it xD

[@newjqcrew]

The Bike uploads a new video?! It really is a Christmas miracle...

[@dehydratedwater4759]

He ate the cinnamon bun

[@jawg0]

g l a z e d c i n n a m o n b u n

[@d4rkghost80]

Merry Christmas, here we go

[@Noone-wq8ml]

also Merry Christmas!

[@Tony_AM009]

I wasn't sure what I was gonna watch when the title said that they were getting squeezed. Thankfully, there was no death or mutilation.

[@Insanitytrue42]

But there was alot of love and massages

[@lt0655]

Merry Christmas Bike. Thank you.

[@abmlr_productions9801]

What do you mean “get squeezed”? (Watches video) Oh……………

[@galaxyrend]

Love the Sayori attention

[@BearLovesBeer233]

Good job on this one but we need more videos Bike, I can't get enough of it, pretty please

[@gigajotari6630]

I will watch this later

[@gdemerald]

I've just realized that on the most recent community post I commented "ah. I see." which happens to be exactly what mc says the next line LOL

[@captaindc3889]

I like

[@bruhbruh2723]

Respect if you were to make it through the video without cringing

[@kakav420kaka9]

You should re-title the video to: MC sexually assaults all the dokis

[@CeaselessMatt]

yeah i thought thisd be a cute video but its all litterally video-game SA

[@evildino8303]

THANK YOU FOR POINTING THIS OUT

[@Sayonara_lovable]

Mc being a pervert for 4 secs or 5

[@Biotear]

SOFT AND SQUISHY

[@Not_Nakorome]

25:53 So are we still making breakfast ._.

[@blankness0in0me]

Not how I imagined Yuri would react

[@daredog509]

No matter what sayori will always be a cute little fuck

[@adriannicolasvigourouxalva5809]

this was actually pretty fun to watch

[@Void49-l9k]

3:30 Welp, there goes your entire bloodline

[@poesesseddd]

The Natsuki part was lowkey so wholesome

[@lawrencejean2968]

Merry Christmas The bike and good video

[@zetaabsbs2329]

Yo wheres is that juicy Music list because damn, your music chooses are on point

[@levi_the_bot]

bruh i thought all of them were gonna fuse into one character

[@ethanbs9393]

This was an experience

[@marioxenobladedokifan614]

At least Sayori is getting some love.

[@ajente2o254]

When normalMC is chader than MChad (Sorry for my bad english)

[@aero_makes_stuff]

I'm honestly suprised Natsuki didn't slap MC in the face or something

[@FlamingXNate]

dang...

[@Shattered_Spirit]

I love hugs

[@coralinereeves9629]

Am i the only who felt a bit deterred at sayori's part? Like, idk there was just something about the way mc was acting and sayori's speech patterns. Felt like he was just adding to her problems, whatever it was. Maybe i'm overreacting?

[@marlongamingokoi9283]

I was a good boy this year

[@homicidal._goose]

I thought 'squeezed' meant hugged LMFAO-

[@FrogToTheFrog]

Ngl, I don’t feel like all of the OG soundtrack you used to use should be replaced, but rather revamped. *(You can also just find like a really good MIDI player and do it through that)

[@taomasharu1597]

24:28 do you might know the name to this song?

[@DefinitelyNeagi]

sayori x mc make me go BRRRR

[@itzwaluigitime8678]

How does one young person like you go brrrr exactly Like hows that physically possible Like how

[@DefinitelyNeagi]

@@itzwaluigitime8678 *faceplam*

[@itzwaluigitime8678]

@@DefinitelyNeagi i was kidding

[@Nero_yt.]

SQUEEZ

[@Noone-wq8ml]

damn how long have The Bike not apload?

[@firesonic1010]

Yuri definitely overreacted 200%. I get what she was trying to do, but squeezing his testicles like that was COMPLETELY uncalled for!!! She could have seriously hurt him!! And yes, Chad is COMPLETELY justified in being upset with her. I would too. Hell, even Natsuki, the one who many feel is the MOST likely to get violent, didn't even go that far. I repeat, NATSUKI DIDN'T DARE GO THAT FAR. Besides, that's how you know the relationship is good. When you can playfully squeeze your girlfriend's boob or playfully slap her across the face with your penis and you both just laugh it off like it's nothing! Because at that point, that's all it is. Its nothing. I can only hope they can make up and put this all behind them. Although, I feel simply apologizing to him probably won't be enough to make it up to him.

[@shaneantun978]

If I were to ever get my junk crushed like that then the relationship would be over. I don't care how offended you are at being honked; it doesn't justify bodily harm.

[@firesonic1010]

@@shaneantun978 of course. Also a bit OOC of Yuri to do. If anything, I actually expected Natsuki to pull something like that. I was surprised she reacted the way she did. Then again, tsuns usually tone down their tempers and tend to act calmer and more comfortably around their SOs after a while, so there's that. But there's no changing the fact that Yuri acted way out of line and went way too far. A simple grope would have sufficed to prove her point.

[@stephenhernandez4729]

I HOPE THEY FIND PEACE AND HEALING! 😁😁😁😁😁😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏✌✌✌✌✌🏳🏳🏳🏳🏳

[@JaydeXMicky]

I hope I’m not wrong but is the main song form mother 3? It sound like the tazmill inn I think it the yato inn?

[@thebike1123]

it is!

[@JaydeXMicky]

@@thebike1123 knew it good game with a great ost

[@vthemachine7965]

For Christmas, how about a month with Natsuki?

[@itzwaluigitime8678]

Yes please

[@FrogToTheFrog]

9:15 ALRIGHT BIKE. FINISH AMWN

[@itzwaluigitime8678]

YES FOR FUCK'S SAKE

[@infradragon]

how the fuque is this not age restricted

[@recording_closet9100]

KZbin works in strange and mysterious ways

[@itzwaluigitime8678]

@@recording_closet9100 and that has to be denounced

[@ItsFlumptyBumpty]

where did this come from why does this exist no. im not- no get me out of here

[@Demi44]

you missed the most important doki

[@SeszerCaesar]

What a goofy goober

[@Greybrockuss]

27:01 man i really wish i could be monikas bf....

[@fanzt6542]

bike, what the fuck?

[@itzwaluigitime8678]

6:36 NATSUKI ARE YOU WATCHING FUCKIN ASMR 6:46 Of course. She is instantly forgiven. 7:48 Mhhk so it may be obvious to you Bike what beep-beep exactly refers to BUT NOT TO ME WHERE IS MC'S HAND RIGHT NOW 8:09 Shirt. Right. Disappointing. WHERE'S THE BUTT-GRABBING ACTION AT 8:34 OKAY WAIT UP BIKE, WAS THE SECOND WORD ALSO MEANT TO BE "FLAT" OR DID I READ THAT _C O R R E C T L Y_ ? 9:14 THE UWUU STAAARTS 10:57 See I may have given up on her ass more than a year ago, she still was a perfect choice, darn it. 14:00 HOW DO YOU GUESS SO WELL BIKE 19:33 Ah yes. I, too, often make an alien buzzing noise when crashing on the floor lmao 23:45 SHE SAID BOOBS, AND OUT OF ALL GIRLS SAYORI DID IT HAHAHA DEMONITIZATION GO BRRRRR jk don't hit me 27:00 And there goes dear old Monika. The most literally interesting one to watch. In the sense that the others were simply funny or h o t 27:30 PFAJJAZHSBABAJAJAJJAJAAJAJAHAHAHAHAHAAAZZAAAAAAAAAAA

[@9o943]

24:13 please don't say that again

[@Nightwain]

that is one christmas present the doki’s will kill mc for oh wait they about did derpity derp derp

[@evildino8303]

People are forgetting about the fact that this is just a video of M/C Sexually assaulting the dokis ):

[@quaxx]

Bike

[@itzwaluigitime8678]

You're in the right place

[@Sam-kf1mz]

Could you do one with a female MC plz?

[@quaxx]

a

[@Slytherin90.]

Damn, Yuri is such a savage!

[@MrGamble-Zmeister]

WHERE THE HELL WAS MONIKA?!?!?! I NEED MONIKA!?!?!?!

[@sirizalot]

Hi I'm newish here, what's the difference between MC and MChad?

[@MrLozone999]

Good question?

[@boredreindeer5602]

“Without really thinking about it, I plunge onto her and starts nibbling her neck” I laughed so hard, and now I can’t get that image out of my head, also I saw that during a fight scene of one of my childhood movies, a boy had his hands on another boys shoulders, and kept biting his hair (which I am guessing is supposed to be his neck?)

[@robot9.0]

F

[@wildheathdc2001]

what is happening

[@xbox-ko5qo]

?

[@Alzulruephes]

¿

[@recording_closet9100]

?

[@bonkomcbonkinos5470]

¿

[@itzwaluigitime8678]

@@Alzulruephes COCA COLA ESPUMA

[@FoxDog1080]

I just want to know what squeezed means

[@TxAProductions]

squeeze /skwiːz/  verb firmly press (something soft or yielding), typically with one's fingers. _Example:_ "Kate squeezed his hand affectionately" Similiar: compress, press, crush

[@FoxDog1080]

@@TxAProductions Please elaborate What's a Kate

[@Oof_18]

@@FoxDog1080 /k:ate/ Noun A name for a person/human being, most preferably a female. Example: "hello, i am kate."

[@Duded3t]

Hello there

[@ThiccFurryBoi34]

Boi really at 10 in the pms