The Dream SMP, But Explained In Insults

[@Ani]

if you laughed even once you are contractually obligated to subscribe so sorry i don't make the rules also subscribe to windette i literally stole the idea from him (with permission) but STILL kzbin.info go check him out

[@ferox850]

I KNEW THIS WAS EXACTLY HOW WINDETTE SPOKE

[@necatardaayer502]

@@ferox850 i knew too

[@flaps_acd]

This is a situation of if you know you know and i know

[@harpie_]

I never laughed. i am a highly trained individual. this counts as an achievement. now go away

[@glados4759]

You know what fair

[@dandragonz3483]

I’ll be back when I’m emotionally prepared to admit that I enjoyed watching a British Eboy with a guitar for a personality roleplay being an edgy dynamite lover on a Minecraft server where foxes are children and children are important political figures

[@applesource8261]

There is no shame in admitting that, we all know what you are talking about

[@thetraitor9890]

And foxes are also birthed by said British E-boy's toe being cut off

[@starlightplaysminecraft9743]

XD

[@Podgamezz]

ok, when you do ill find you

[@eromelancholia]

i hate to admit it but is true

[@joannen1738]

this unironically is the most entertaining lore summary I have ever watched. That says a lot about my mental capacity.

[@comradehellfire2095]

Yes lol

[@Ttegegg]

Everyone loves insult

[@pjgamerplayz7075]

true

[@velcroclips1072]

Windette does these sort of things a lot and I really like them so if this could keep going on I would like to see more DSMP insults

[@isabellasalas9422]

Sam2

[@Klyzed]

animagician is the type of guy to ask "is insulting my viewers actually a good idea to make my viewers like me" and not wait for an answer

[@kykybie8499]

This joke died so long ago, that it makes it even funnier

[@rohansodhi3007]

@@kykybie8499 Who asked for your opinion?

[@kykybie8499]

@@rohansodhi3007 The undying human need to express myself i think

[@pleurer_sur_toi]

@@rohansodhi3007 and who asked for your response?

[@yanlina.l.6013]

the fact that I read it with Will's voice is killing me- /j

[@CrysiCrysis]

The insults started out amazing. Then they descended into a spiral of mediocrity, like a slow motion train wreck that I couldn’t look away from. Ani, you’re too nice to insult people for this long. The puns did more damage to me than any of your so-called insults. I came here expecting a roast and only got to a reasonable room temperature. (Love this video, it was fun.)

[@Ani]

I TRIED OKAY I'M NOT GOOD AT THIS

[@justrez2571]

@@Ani it's not easy being mean

[@galazy_x1261]

@@justrez2571 intentionally mean

[@Therabeeee]

@@galazy_x1261 Come meet my brother

[@Viltzu-hk5wh]

@@Ani Bruh, sure sure. u have brains? just get more time, unless u think it matters to u to get so many views xD.

[@nothing._.9983]

Phil: So because Wilbur writes most of the lore, and he‘s a chaotic little sh*t, he decided to make it *CANON* that he literally f*cked a fish 🐟

[@Tirryna]

Don't forget Philza getting a Samsung Fridge pregnant with Wilbur.... I still wanna know where Death Mumza was during this...since it seems they've been canonically together for a very long time

[@catherinehl574]

@@Tirryna they divorced cause Phil was cheating on mumza with their new fridge 😂

[@rachelpurcella1109]

This is an amazing thread

[@Moth_Moth_Moth]

“If a charter dies in a story they should be DEAD”- Wilbur Soot Proceeds to be revived by a green telitubbi

[@LGhost-wo8hf]

This comment was funny and I mean you no ill will but I have a point I want to yell (sorry but not really) The thing is wilbur never really felt dead, becuase ghostbur was there- the sheer existence of ghostbur, Tommy’s revival, and the knowledge of the revival book made it obvious that Wilbur was never meant to stay dead- chekov’s revival book, one might say. So yes, permanence is very important, but it was clear from the start that it was never meant to be (ha) permanent Also !!!!!!!!!!SPOILER WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We know that when wilbur died he wasn’t in the afterlife, he was in limbo. It’s apparently been said before (APPARENTLY, I haven’t been able to fact check this yet) that Ranboo’s limbo is pretty bad. Chekov’s revival book, my friend

[@littleguy6637]

i hate when a charter dies

[@randomTmal]

If you listen to the next two seconds of the podcast he says something like: ya... I know I say this, buuuuut I'm not really doing that with my character, whoops

[@Breakaway-ic5gj]

This video only gets more savage as it goes on. 5:12 *"Green blob then lived up to his title of Minecraft KZbinr and manipulated a child in the wilderness for about 2 weeks. Since this is fiction however, his actions have consequences."*

[@Breakaway-ic5gj]

Also you should've just said fuck off in the outro to put the cherry on the cake

[@kakashilover9231]

You really bring in Windette's energy and how it's very calm most of the time despite insulting people

[@vargadaniel8555]

Ahh i see you are a man of culture as well

[@kakashilover9231]

@@vargadaniel8555 well it's also in the description as the person who inspired him to do it but yes, I am also a man of culture

[@nelliepedersen3434]

I was wondering why it sounded familiar

[@yuta__oGOATsu]

I thought the same when I heard the peaceful sounding Context section

[@seemasone7061]

Hello fellow burify (don't know if pronouncing it correct) I am one of you but a different species

[@deviousdirtbag6814]

"green blob then lived up to his title of Minecraft KZbinr and mannipulated a child in the wilderness (for about two weeks). Since this is fiction however, his actions have consequenses." this shit had me dying on the floor 😭😭💀

[@lolxdrandomman69]

Me to bro!

[@cautiouslyimpulsive8321]

LOL

[@BlazingObsidianProductions]

Wow this video appears to be super wholesome and family friendly. I'll watch it with my parents at thanksgiving

[@Ani]

good idea 😄😄😄

[@thetraitor9890]

"It was never meant to be" Ad: Writing's not that easy, but Grammarly can help!

[@Chiken1010]

lol

[@cautiouslyimpulsive8321]

llmaoo

[@Eris.s]

That just happened to me-

[@rianorixalaunana357]

@@Chiken1010 so based on your profile picture... are YOU poultry man?

[@Windette]

Holy moly. I sure darn wish I had ideas like this every once in a while. *Looks at thumbnail, title and first two sections*... INHALE!!!... yeah this is pretty cool

[@Ani]

maybe just steal my idea outright? that would get a lot of views i think

[@grimcreeper1307]

@@Ani Hasn't stealing concepts already been done? Wait... You're stealing the concept of stealing concepts, thus, in essence, stealing the concept of stealing the concept of stealing concepts... Stealception?

[@eeelaina5588]

Oh hey, it's windette

[@kingkylotcxxx1992]

Ok found windette, was expecting that, the first 30 seconds were dajavo

[@BlueCat201X]

"Sam, who at this point has managed to misinterpret doing no harm to the visitors as doing no arm to the visitors and has cut off Ponk's left arm. So I guess he’s all right now?" I LOST IT at that part. Genius comedy, I love you for this joke

[@Afish8me2china]

This is a perfect parody of Windette, and it’s even better as if you listen to the backround music you can kind of tell you’re a Hollow Knight fan, and it’s perfect

[@TypasdiDoesWhateverHeWantsToDo]

wow, he’s not pulling any punches

[@melatins]

The “explained with insults” concept has been my favorite for a while now and I’m really happy to see it with dsmp lore I love this

[@anymousecandraw]

"if you haven't seen the potato war you must be living under a rock" yes that's me hello

[@MoonlarkSpirits]

Yay! Someone else who’s behind their years!

[@KBMoonlight]

Me too!

[@talis2513]

I live under this rock that we call a roof /j

[@ran_just_ran_]

Yes that's me too hello how you doin

[@awesomeleozejia8098]

Its malevolently mind-controlling a mass of morons who make numerous nemeses while naively nurturing and nourishing the newborn nuisance, so they host a horrendous hooley to help wholeheartedly hoodwink the uncontrolled hordes and hatch it, while the humble habitue tried to harm it with a hatchet. -Animagician, 2021

[@MoonlarkSpirits]

This is now my tongue twister confirmed

[@m3rlincr0w]

I will now refer to Tommy as ‘extremely traumatised mole man’

[@barbaracheney5210]

I get why you disregarded the vote. That is so hilarious to me, and so on brand with the series. Thank you for making me laugh so hard that I cried.

[@The_Munch]

I can tell that he decided to make a super short summary of the lore of the DreamSMP and got so agressive and infuriated that he decided to just insult everyone. I like the video. Good Content.

[@frtune638]

Finally a lore summary that actually hold my attention

[@pohggerechamph667]

I love getting insulted. You've earned yourself a happy subscriber, Ani

[@pohggerechamph667]

YEAH I GOT A HEART

[@StinginqNettle]

After the poll, i genuinely though this would be a 5 second video of you saying “Jack Manifold” /j we love the guy

[@sarahiscool7222]

7:18 "doing no arm" IM SCREAMING 😭😭😭

[@tykyz4742]

I'm literally 2 minutes in and I'm already dying of laughter, this is so good! XDD

[@CB_W0lf]

Really bringing the Windette energy, and I love it! And the explanations were top tier, the way you explained all the ridiculous plots with just absolute disappointment was amazing.

[@Ani]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@screamingob1in_546]

5:17 "since this is fiction his actions have consequences" got me dyin on the floor alifjbnzslkjgbh

[@tristanharrissuay3023]

It's pretty hard to insult techno like he's perfect he's smart, he's good at minecraft and best of all he got hot elbows💪

[@nooporjaiii]

:Well Phil takes to long to read to free Techno that he might as well have.. y'know.." just got me

[@zthedragonqueen]

7:54 make numerous nemicies polish people: you mean *numerous Germanies?*

[@zthedragonqueen]

the joke is that niemecy is Germany in polish so Niemicies means Germanies in Polish

[@mariobartolini2158]

I feel like you started watching windette, just a feeling

[@haruthegremlin]

yay, i love windette's "explained in insults" videos! hollow knight seems to follow me everywhere, even in non hollow knight related videos haha (not that i'm complaining, it's a fantastic game). i stopped watching dsmp stuff at some point due to being busy with school, so this should be a fun way to get caught up! thanks!

[@Ani]

Glad you enjoyed!

[@eduardpeeterlemming]

Dream SMP explained by me: Cursed green teletubbie, annoying blond british boy, music plates, drug van owner, le mansburg, dictador Sclagg, BLOODGOD, le mansburg goes KAboom, hardcore boi le stapps drug van owner who turn into ghastly boiiiiiiii, Some red omlett, badboyshalo actualy bad, british boy gets exiled, BLOODGOD execution gone wrong and duck goes to dentist, le mansburg goes kaboom again but worse, music plate finale showdown, Cursed green teletubbie gets arrested for trying to kill british boy and a bee, british boy gets stuck in pandorama with cursed green teletubbie, british boy gets revisit pass on earth, Ghastly boiiiiiiii becomes drug van owner again, duck wants green cursed teletubbie book of revisit pass and tries to kill BLOODGOD for giving him dentist appointment and some las gamble will go KAboom with war

[@DashiellQwerty]

wow how interesting they pressed f to simulate having their arm cut off omg omg this is so cool

[@TheShaded1]

8:42 it's gonna be a real shame when ... y'know

[@skvsister9533]

Animagician: I will insult you in this video Me: I'm hooked.

[@swashy0]

26 seconds in and I already love this. PLEASE MAKE THIS A SERIES.

[@idkwatthehec]

Honestly, I think the Dream smp storyline really is basic. When you’ve read something as complex as the Wheel of Time, which has literally over a thousand unique named characters and up to 20 different parts of the plot going all at the same time, the Dream smp really is just child’s play

[@badpiggies988]

I think it just looks complex because there’s so many POVs and main characters that it can be hard to keep up with everything that’s going on

[@badpiggies988]

The unnecessary alliteration for the egg arc killed me 6:03 It is voraciously vindicated that the verdant villain has been trying to malevolently manipulate the masses like his mods folder in that speedrun by hegemonically hoarding their prized hauls in a hall, and then our humble heroes harm him with a hatchet… twice. Then Awesamdude arrives to arrest the atrocious aggressor and allocate him to an awesome asylum.

[@vargadaniel8555]

Glad to see this format of information sharing become common.Keep up the good work

[@Ani]

Thanks for watching!

[@aligntech250]

8:03 how much alliteration was that cause it sounded like you were deflating.

[@RandomUser11170]

Yeah, I didn't expect this to be good, but this is great

[@ainoauran6457]

This is amazing! You just made me understand the whole dsmp lore in 10 mins! Congrats!!

[@I.am_in_yo_fooddd]

Long story short- All of them end up logging off forever,never talking to eachother,forgetting their lines,end up creating even more chaos

[@IDerpyLuna]

I don't even know why I clicked on this video- i'm literally caught up with everything PHAHA. Def one of the most entertaining summary's i've watched yet

[@thenexerium64]

this is stupidly and horribly the best video I have seen, Animagician you literaly make my day.

[@alexfrostwalker]

7:09 I hear a *BIG SHOT* in the background!

[@zsomboregri758]

This has certainly been a fun ride. Still waiting for the SCU lore video

[@thenjm6624]

Anyone else remember how there was a pole about the video being Insluts or Memes, and memes won 70% to 30%? And here we are with insluts

[@imacardboardbox]

How is this both more entertaining and more informative than every single dsmp summary video I've seen

[@RawrKatz]

4:19 How does a ragtag volunteer army in need of a shower Somehow defeat a global superpower? How do they emerge victorious from the quagmire? Leave the battlefield waving Wilbur Soot's flag Higher? Yo, turns out they have a secret weapon An immigrant, you know and love, who's unafraid to step in He's constantly confusin', confoundin' all of Dream's henchmen Ev'ryone give it up for Pogtopia's favorite fighting Pigman TechnoBlade! He's takin' his horse by the reins makin' Netherite coats redder with bloodstains TechnoBlade! And He's never gonna stop until he makes 'em Drop and burn 'em up and scatter their remains, he's TechnoBlade! Watch him engagin' em! Escapin' em! Enragin' em! He's- TechnoBlade! He goes to the nether for more funds TechnoBlade! come back with more netherite and potions And so the balance shifts They rendezvous with Rochambeau, consolidate their gifts They can end this war at Manberg, cut them off at sea, but For this to succeed, there is someone else we need I know Wilbur Soot! Sir, he knows what to do in a trench Ingenuitive and decent in Geman, I mean- Wilbur Soot! Sir, you're gonna have to use him eventually What's he gonna do on the bench ami? Wilbur Soot! No one has more resilience Or matches my practical tactical brilliance Wilbur Soot! You wanna fight for your land back? Wilbur Soot! I need my right-hand man back! Ah! Uh, get ya right-hand man, back You know you gotta get ya right-hand man back I mean you gotta put some thought Into the letter but the sooner the better To get your right-hand man back Wilbur Soot Supplies are waiting in techno's base for you If you join us right now, together we can turn the tide Oh, Wilbur Soot I have soldiers that will yield for you If we manage to get this right They'll surrender by early night The world will never be the same, Wilbuuuuuuuuuuuuur Each characters role Technoblade: Lafayette Tommy: Washington Wilbur: Hamilton edit:why did I sit here for 30 minutes for 1 joke

[@sapphia_frog]

I am dumb. I did watch the dsmp. I watched every lore stream. SO THIS SI SOME OF THE FUNNIEST SHIT I’V EVER SEEN

[@Axolautism]

"Since this is fiction, his actions had consequences" HOLY SHIT

[@AnxietyRiddenKay-Lee]

“Alcoholic goat man” You aren’t wrong about that one XD

[@p1xelat3d]

2:27 I FUCKING LOVE THIS PART I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING

[@theroboman727]

1:45 the ratio is 1:0 and you can't divide by zero (and no dividing by zero doest give infinite, making the divisor -1 and slowly reducing it would give you NEGATIVE infinity instead, and there's no definitive answer)

[@rogueliker2484]

Wilbur gave birth to a daughter as I'm pretty sure Fundy is canonically trans

[@katiepp123]

I watched this to see if it was accurate already knowing the lore and there wasn’t a word of false information

[@Seven-fl4ic]

I Lost my marbles when you said Quakity is running with a cryptobro, then its just george, true words have never been spoken till now

[@yashada_]

YOOO THIS IS ACTUALLY SO GOOD

[@Vanessa_03]

5:57 Hey now! I have like.... Two friends! 😂

[@haramea]

Remember when he called me an idiot, yeah, well, pretty spot on cause that iceberg thing BROKE MY MIND, HOW IS THERE SO MUCH I DON'T KNOW

[@Sleepy-yp4wx]

I like how you said that there's barely any lore happening and then 2 huge lore streams happen right after this is uploaded

[@that_guy_upstairs6968]

“But you’re lazy so I’m gonna have to drag your sorry self through this” *damn right you will*

[@rikuyuno241]

This whole video reeks of Windette vibes and i'm LOVING it.

[@beebro1430]

I understood none of this. Every single word just flew straight over my head. Nice video.

[@apolloisabnormal1001]

wait until he watches the stream where Dream escapes anyway

[@walkermelton2403]

From someone who has been following the SMP pretty much since it came out, very good. But this i just the main storyline for the most part, still very good and much respect

[@5omewhat0fal0ser]

I don't know if it's just me being used to being insulted or my humor is so messed up beyond repair, but as I watched this, I simply blinked through the whole thing

[@axcione]

The start is very funny to me cos I’ve been keeping up with the dsmp since its start and have no problem understanding what’s going on

[@coyrhyme]

This is my absolute favorite video on the internet. Thank You So Much!!!!

[@felixresearch8307]

I laughed just as much at the comments as the video. This is top notch australian humor

[@haikult]

4:42 ive seen this clip like at least a million times but the explosion caught me off guard PLS

[@narratingthestory]

You realize i've dragged myself into wilburs POV for so many times *SERIOUSLY LIKE DO YOU THINK I'M THAT LA-*

[@KiyoshiroClips]

5:39 i read that as i listen to the...quite similar sentence in the lyrics of Lovejoy's "Concrete"

[@nick335online]

This seems like you watched a vid from Windette about his Hollow Knight but explained in insults series, and I love it

[@darkbluediamond3618]

I love how it was so hard to even try to insult Ghostbur He’s our little happy ghost boi And if I see even ONE person say otherwise I will find you And I will make you regret your decisions

[@ctsphang]

Remember to show some love to windette, he's the one that created this trend starting with his hollow knight but explained in insults video. If you like this, you should go check out that video

[@AlexanderHQ]

I feel like I'm watching Windette and it's amazing

[@hdanimatesorsomething]

As a wise man once said: It’s like the little guy who ate a food that it didn’t like but it couldn’t stop eating it, it’s entertaining but so painful -Therussianbadger

[@hdanimatesorsomething]

I forgot half of it so it not very right

[@minecrafting_il]

I am just feeling the strong Windette vibes, you captured his essence really well!

[@snickerdoodell]

I legit just decided to see this to see the storyline of the Dream SMP and within the first 30 seconds I was here for another reason.

[@orekiHoutarou5th]

What are the odds that I unintentionally came across windette a day ago and just the day after you make a windette styled video

[@yourlocaltraumademon]

I've seen you comment on Hollow Knight videos before, but the fact that you would actually make and explained in insults video for the Dream SMP is beyond my wildest dreams

[@danigaming_]

Don't forgot the divorce/betrayal arc of Sam,foolish and ponk and philza was there kinda

[@emmathelovewitch]

so basically dream smp is like stranger things hamilton and many more shows i don’t care to know the names off

[@evilliamsteen7001]

i would like ani somehow connect the potato war to the SMP

[@aliased_aryl]

“Rolled by discount fruitberries” “Like watching a bug challenge a car windshield to a boxing match” IM DEAD

[@Bambie6432]

I love this video! I don't know what I found more entertaining, your puns or the insults because I knew they are jokes 😂.

[@TheDinoKingK]

I... kind of expected more odd insults but hey I'll take them

[@_.nikolive._9947]

watching this as a dsmp fan makes me laugh a lot

[@fexter2128]

This reminds me a lot of windetts hollow knight explained vids its really intresting to listion to(:

[@massive.nerd.potential]

"If you haven't seen it yet, you must be living under a rock" 'hasn't seen it yet looks up there literally is a rock over my head*

[@forevolutionn]

I never felt so happy for being insulted.

[@taylor1513_]

I spent the last days of summer learning everything about the dream smp but i need this to tell to my friends in case they don’t know anything-

[@NotFlip]

Really took some other youtuber 6 hours ovet like 4 different videos to say the plot. But this saves me so much time :>

[@ilphaesn]

Me coming here after watching the entire Windette explained in insults catalogue that started a year ago: Hey, I’ve seen this one!

[@palakpatel4235]

oml these insults are so creative they are soothing my soul rn