The Drowned Man - Chapter 1

[@markiplier]

Chapter 2 Premieres TOMORROW!! Be sure to set your alarms! And check out the limited edition t-shirt linked in the description! Proceeds help pay for Wade's exorcisms!

[@abi1449]

I am ready! 😁

[@ashleighzacharias4795]

Love ya mark you inspire me everyday

[@blubirdsometimesmakesart3741]

Why did you start streaming at the same time Buzzfeed Unsolved's first ep of the new season came out do you know how conflicted i was

[@Earthzooka]

My body is ready.

[@anaiahallen6039]

47 seconds ago my left ASS CHEEK

[@medicai6927]

Wade "yeah there was a weird bump in my wall" Mark: *DID YOU CHECK IT FOR A PULSE*

[@ItsMzPhoenix]

Medicai Left out that water was coming from it

[@you_were_the_chosen_one]

I like to think that Mark improvised a lot of his lines and this was Wade's genuine reaction.

[@miketrapper0464]

Even though mark can be a good actor here his acting is bad

[@miketrapper0464]

@GigglesDoesStuff oh ok that makes more sense

[@MrJames_Bondage]

@@miketrapper0464 I think its a satire personality, it's not suppose to be good

[@miketrapper0464]

@@MrJames_Bondage true

[@M.J44]

It is so odd to see Wade in a role like this. I love it so much. (Edit; WOW this blew up. Great work, Wade! Mark, buy that man the ale of his choice!)

[@obi-wankenobi8444]

Havent you seen their old Slenderman skit?

[@pact_nicely]

I also loved seeing him struggle with those lights at 9:12, the clacking had me dead

[@Astarust]

Mark said this was a true story

[@M.J44]

@@obi-wankenobi8444 that was QUITE different, lol

[@brycevo]

Dammit Mark, don't drown Wade. He's already got a lot on his plate, especially with Barbara

[@rheanair9420]

Maybe Barbara's gonna drown him :0

[@artistgirluniverse2283]

I agree

[@loganbruno3401]

We like Wade to much

[@Jonny_bo1]

I’m ok with wade dying

[@falinwalton4922]

Bryce McKenzie I no starrrrt

[@F3105_]

If the water continues he won’t be able to walk.... He’ll have to wade

[@jenreii]

Underrated

[@devil_delinquent]

This should be top comment

[@imnotbrian6316]

this comment need a million likes

[@slackolantern]

You deserve some kind of award

[@flightlessjade]

Mr. Allosaurus this needs more likes

[@jonasberry714]

Wade: suggests something logical. Mark: nope blood

[@1040-j9v]

I wonder how many water puns will leak out of this series?

[@redshirtveteran5688]

Water puns? That's just pour humor.

[@josephstalin8267]

Well water puns arent the worst it but it will keep me hydrated for now Bad one ok ill leave

[@flameywisp4818]

These puns make me wet

[@jessicafernandez777]

@@redshirtveteran5688 now that's just being a wet blanket

[@redshirtveteran5688]

@@jessicafernandez777 Water gonna do 'bout it? : 3

[@Carrot8205]

How in the world did I completely miss this masterpiece?!

[@syd7765]

IKR i just discovered this when i was looking through his playlists a couple days ago, nice pfp btw

[@personzorz]

You monster

[@BTTRSWYT]

I've known about it for a while, just never got the chance to see it. Finally do so here we are

[@sennacookie5043]

I'm waiting for MatPat's theory on this finished series

[@Petunia_Blue1]

SennaCookie Same

[@blackjack2143]

I just want to know if this story is true

[@elizabeth586]

Omg same

[@CosmosPandemonium]

Yeah, me too.

[@CosmosPandemonium]

@@blackjack2143 Same!!!

[@Krowwfather702]

Wow....mark is really creative...and he’s one hell of a narrator....why is he not in movies again???

[@AngelWingsYT]

hes too good for them

[@BadEm0ji]

His skill might possibly destroy other actors job opportunities, and/or careers. Self-sacrifice for the benefit of others.

[@fatmakaya2187]

He doesn't want to do something other than KZbin. He is actually turning down offers.

[@luxdetonator7868]

Because you actually need and education and a degree to be able to do something like that. It's so much easier not to study and just take camrea record yourself do some edits which he probably didn't do most of these edits, and that's it. So basically anyone could make movies and other things, that is why we have schools and thing to teach you how to do it and also give you a degree or diploma after a hard work and years of learning. Mark is actually lazy on the side of studying, he started engineering shool and quit so that he can make youtube videos. It was too hard for him. I like his comedy and videos but you have to know that if you want any job you actually have to have a degree. And not only because of that job but for your own sake and knowledge which mark is obviously missing

[@ward1ism]

@@luxdetonator7868 you don't need a degree for any job. It will help you get one but you don't need one. Also mark does alot of the edits for these kinds of videos as he's said before, he likes to have control over the whole process. Yes he has help but still.

[@braydensitzes209]

WATER once the bringer of life now the bringer of death...I can't get that out of my head😂

[@Kimi-nk5ix]

mark: “would you say it was blood?” wade: “i think it was a bathbomb but i can’t rule it out” mark: BLOOD

[@WORLD_STXR]

Can't wait to see more about Wade and his ghosts

[@septicluv8097]

And his water!

[@izzysmith5446]

The random words popping onto the screen for no real reason has me dying 😂😂😂

[@TheOneAndOnlyAJInExistence]

Funny how they turned Wade's problems with his house into a story

[@DannibalManRealOmgNoWay]

@I don’t like Lgbt people I agree, it is a dumpster fire.

[@nator998]

@I don’t like Lgbt people gayest username I've seen so far

[@god_of_none]

@I don’t like Lgbt people how bout you don’t plug your channel? That only deters people from it, especially when you’re so damn cocky

[@AntiGem]

@I don’t like Lgbt people A lot of your vids is literally just leeching on other KZbinr's and their fanbase..

[@FQP-7024]

@I don’t like Lgbt people yup you right for that.

[@ballsysacken9456]

Lmao. Best part. "Was it pink because of blood?" "I think a bath bomb but... I can't rule it out.." ~Confirmed...Blood~

[@aliensociety7092]

Ballsy Sacken I was looking for this comment I thought I was the only one 😂😂😂

[@lucasallanrogers]

mine is MORE PAIN

[@ismellguilt4732]

Danganompa fan has entered the chat

[@DarkenedStarlight]

@@ismellguilt4732 Exactly what came to my mind

[@tysonvert7027]

Mark: I need a new series idea. Wade: My house is flooding. Mark: *Brilliant!*

[@kharnthebetrayer8251]

Also Mark: Is it blood?

[@raven_isnotok9928]

Wow

[@necroarcanistxiii]

@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts Is it the blood of a Water Elemental?

[@marblesoda_bish]

That's legimately the first thing I thought.

[@Akarimns]

That's funny but scary

[@triangularbox949]

I was really hoping that a moist Bob would appear and just be like "Hey, I'm haunting you"

[@artwizardsam3238]

Now that's good script writing right there, good sir! Or..ma'am...

[@ezekielking8777]

Or Mx...

[@ditrixgenesis781]

We still have tomorrow

[@GlitchBytes]

Well then it would be... entertaining lol

[@Seaward.]

MOIST

[@bluedoris6384]

Mark's most underrated project. Why didn't more people talk about this around the time it was released and actually, more importantly, why have people neglected it so??

[@spiritdrop7335]

Honestly i just found it rn lol, i love his projects like this though I’m shocked I somehow missed it.

[@mr.stuffdoer8483]

I didn’t know this existed until just now lmao

[@yeehaw8216]

thank you!! this is just awesome

[@Alia-bc3rc]

Well there's two mega projects with tonnes of collabs got released literally just days after this, and both got hyped af. The Edge of Sleep was the same too - although that probably made more sense since fictional podcast is not really a mainstream thing.

[@somedude8913]

because Who Killed Mark exists

[@tarrus5767]

Mark: BLOOD Wade: I don’t... know if I would say that... Mark: CONFIRMED

[@angelgcx]

blood

[@flyingtangerine6331]

Lol I noticed that too

[@padawanboricua]

Wade: *has huge pluming problem* Mark: "Hey, I have an idea. . ."

[@kballoon2658]

NerdGeekGamer this is at 666 likes rn and i’m scared

[@Wolflion3112]

@@kballoon2658 your next

[@xenosmithmaker2335]

7(69) thank me later

[@pinkclouds1292]

*plumbing

[@icewater6841]

Mitchell Horn but did he ever find out why?

[@cadencebarker576]

With the water....have you tried putting your house in rice?

[@One1nfinity1]

We asians will find this funny. 😂

[@crispybanana2328]

Good idea

[@crispybanana2328]

@@One1nfinity1 she means when your phone has been damaged by water, you put it in rice and it should fix it

[@ACKRYL]

I SNORTED

[@trelane227]

@@ACKRYL Snorting rice could be dangerous.

[@jojikyre5470]

We need a Drowned Man sequel but with Bob and his fridge.

[@lionking9601]

The Angry Man

[@LittleJellyHat]

The runaway fridge-men

[@miketrapper0464]

Fridge of terror

[@dflaming1371]

😂😂😂​@@lionking9601

[@tomhsia4354]

Wade's house, Bob's fridge, and Mark's ADHD medication, the trifecta of horror.

[@mikahan00]

Mark: you know what has water inside of it? Wade: ice Mark: blood

[@liminysnicket4178]

julia mikayla icy blood

[@jerusha4jesus]

@@liminysnicket4178 I mean he isnt wrong

[@Krowwfather702]

The funny part was when he told wade to turn the light off, a few minutes later... mark: *i can’t see, turn the light on..*

[@rynnex]

I mean you're not wrong.

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodtr106]

Liminy snicket very icy blood indeed

[@jeontaegy-5265]

Mark and Wade are my two brain cells trying to figure out what that random noise was when I'm home alone

[@silasszklany9883]

yeesss! Same!

[@MoxitosWorld]

BWHAHAHA

[@unusedname2283]

WeLl i CaNt SaY SaMe BeCaUsE i HaVe nO bRaIncElLs 🌚

[@wowjqihjij1334]

@@unusedname2283 YoU aRe DeAd Oh nO

[@DSBoss_]

@@unusedname2283 You too?

[@reydragonclaw1128]

Okay, but Mark in that purple suit and glasses with that hairstyle; I just- HOW IS ONE MAN ABLE TO LOOK SO DIFFERENT DAY TO DAY? One second he's a babyface shark head, the next a stubble faced guy with fluffy hair, the next with swirling, glossy locks and groomed facial hair, the next with LONG HAIR, and a MAN BUN. And don't even get me started on the dyes. With each new look, a whole new personality arrives with it. I'm starting to think that he might not be real.

[@cyanidesquadyt]

O

[@ShadowBorn-hr8dl]

Dun dun daaaaa

[@petrichordaydream5771]

He looks like an alternate timeline Unus

[@sansthememe3288]

@@petrichordaydream5771 unus swappus

[@flooferwoofer]

this was the beginning of the markiplier is not real series

[@MEffie-pt7bt]

This is a weird way to make a charity video to fix Wade's house

[@gracefollett2715]

you mean genius

[@mimsydreams]

It is, but I'm into it.

[@lethanhbinhsylviana6772]

dont destroy the 666 likes

[@bigboibananabread1233]

@@lethanhbinhsylviana6772 forgive me

[@lethanhbinhsylviana6772]

@@bigboibananabread1233 how could you Ọ^ọ

[@CrabLegsWinston]

Only mark can make a documentary about someone's bad plumbing so entertaining

[@batteryacid4907]

lol true

[@dg798]

Exactly

[@teska3181]

Goddamnit don't spoil it

[@fongdeplao313]

@@teska3181 then why you are down here

[@youtubestuff683]

@@teska3181 its called the drowned man...

[@obt_3181]

wade : i was taking a shower- mark : was it shooting out BLOOD?

[@julian5535]

The fan, was it dripping... BLOOOOD?

[@samryder8496]

I fucking love that Wade went through all this horrible shit for an entire year and still isn’t sure it’s over and Mark just went “y’know what we could do with this? MAKE CONTENT 👀”

[@eclipse4507]

Not sure whether this is meant to be sarcastic or not but Mark literally made this series to raise funds for Wade to repair his house lmao

[@narraticn]

Wade: “The ceilling was leaking-“ Mark: *”Blood.”*

[@themetalmario77]

lmao

[@hartgeldnutte69]

Around 1,750 likes yet only 2 replies?

[@bubbad6336]

I'll fix that

[@Jay-gg8fh]

Editor: How many static noises would you like in the video? Markiplier: yes

[@hazeltree7738]

Don't want those noses moving.

[@antoniolee7817]

Editor: mark, that isn`t a ans- Markiplier: *Y E S*

[@2chaotic4life]

n o s e s

[@theflowerhead]

As much as Shane's. 👌

[@lenwarren8335]

I know! It's like every Shane Dawson video ever.

[@thelunchking4069]

Editor: how many bold letters appearing on the screen do you want? Markiplier: y e s

[@Thebruhhuh]

Mark is the editor

[@keris8708]

@@Thebruhhuh the description said it was edited by lixian

[@李新-x9p]

bruh it was Lixian

[@Thebruhhuh]

Ok I get it now everyone calm down

[@tinnyle2719]

How hard do you want me to rub the audio

[@shinsetsuyamauchi3515]

I feel obligated to let Mark know that I made it here from Paradox Detected. Thanks for the cool content! Can't wait to see what else is in store!

[@SG80games]

Me too man

[@kenxiong9776]

Wait how? The in space with Markiplier?

[@Yarrow1273]

Ok, but why does he look like murderplier

[@marvelouscat2137]

Wade:* has some problem with water* Mark: *bLoOD* Wade: No just wat- Mark:*_B L O O D_*

[@無名のバカ]

*_B L O O D_*

[@drowsystag46yearsago5]

You'll never get free, lamb to the slaughter

[@lexisl3231]

A BABY

[@GoshasGoldFangs]

B L O O D

[@miqdadusaimin2037]

ALWAYS BLOOD

[@allisonburke6791]

Mark without glasses: I’m a goofy Plummer!! Mark with glasses: BLOOD!!!

[@haruokawa]

Yas! X3

[@synatu.]

True..

[@fire-spittinkitten]

Pretty much

[@caitxox]

He look 🔥with dem glasses tho...

[@TexelGuy]

Mark is basically my dad here with him lecturing about turning every single light and appliance off.

[@satanjinx1328]

TessellatedGuy SAME!! my step dads like that all the time.

[@melbottoms5769]

Same except it's my mom who does it

[@justfloatingthrough2457]

Coming back for the rewatch after Bob's fridge. Lookin for the "needs more mud guy".

[@tbagginsesq8169]

Ah I see a fellow traveler.

[@Evieandfriends]

Ayo sameeee

[@designlotto]

i didnt even know this project existed till bobs fridge but im so glad i do now

[@nessapham3204]

Its in Chapter 2 @ 3:06

[@cjayftw]

Where do you live: *Cincinnati, Ohio* Where were you born: *Cincinnati, Ohio* How long has the demon been plaguing you: *Cincinnati, Ohio*

[@RobbySaiff]

THOUGHT the same thing hahahaha

[@eitanlim1926]

How old are you: *Cincinnati, Ohio*

[@DudV2]

Hotel? Travago

[@randomenough4257]

@@DudV2 I reward you with the god comment trophy, flaunt it carefully.

[@nikherzog9187]

thanks for copying lol

[@drvince0725]

Omg the most anticipated oscar nominated documentary about wade's house not working properly

[@shadowslayer9742]

U right

[@AngelWingsYT]

its working fine its just possessed

[@hawaiianawesomness]

Mark: "WaS IT BloOD?!" Wade: "I think it was a bathbomb...?" Mark: "BLOOD!"

[@zizi201]

for the people who don't know or are confused this series is a "Mocumentary" it is a fake documentary with a comedy aspect. And they have done this so well !

[@payton_bagel8317]

Yeah, but the story is true!

[@macncheesy0548]

@@payton_bagel8317 well kinda. Wade does have plumbing issues

[@payton_bagel8317]

@@macncheesy0548 But all the stories he told in the documentary actually happened. He told a lot of the stories on the 3 peens podcast. The only thing that was false was the idea of some kind of demon or poltergeist.

[@macncheesy0548]

@@payton_bagel8317 yeah. Very spooky

[@lapislazuli06]

Yeah, Idk Mark and wade seem like the type to do this out of an ordinary problem 😂

[@bepheles5199]

The scariest thing I've ever heard in the vid: "This chair has no lumbar support" Still haunts me to this day.

[@sammycrafthdroblox5214]

Haha, me too

[@lulin2546]

*gA Sp*

[@cutieneko]

Wade: it sounded like the dripping Mark: *GASPS LOUDLY* Mark: THIs ChAiR HaS nO lUmBaR SupPoRt

[@tastelesswhiskey3]

I can't, that had me cracking up, this is like Haunted if it were an amalgamational hybrid of The Exorcist and Insidious but 100x better in every way XD

[@Koalateatimes]

Classic mark and now my sides hurt

[@knxqil9978]

I actually snorted and milk came out of my nose😂😂

[@ringsos]

*Wade somehow manages to anger the water god, Stan the Water Man, by being only a few inches taller than him*

[@esternight1133]

Or maybe the council of water sheep taking out their anger for pewds betrayal on his friends

[@ringsos]

Ester Night *gasp*, this is getting real

[@brookerood295]

How did Mark learn to move like a sim I’m so concerned and enthralled

[@morbidghoul6030]

He looks like one too XD

[@al_bal_]

That is not how sims move, though... ??????

[@glassent_]

@@al_bal_ o k b o o m e r

[@al_bal_]

@@glassent_ ?

[@al_bal_]

@PickleKeetSkeet I don't understand that meme, Boomers should just remain as certain zombies in Left For Dead, in my opinion. u_u

[@legitimately_leviticus]

I find it hilarious how when Wade had a problem with water in his house Mark can turn it into a miniseries based on horror.

[@leeechboy]

I don’t like Lgbt people who tf is markiliar

[@WD_Gaster66]

@@leeechboy Don't pay attention to this leech

[@Sqweeshie]

@I don’t like Lgbt people you're braindead. An absolute buffoon. A stupid member of the land.

[@foambrew7662]

Bruh are you literally braindead, you dont get it do you, just shut up nobody cares

[@Crow_Smith]

Well his house is also Haunted Lol they've said it a lot since the water issue

[@tomothytomm4678]

I love how hypocritical Mark was mark: "TURN THE LIGHTS OFF" wade: "oh uh" mark: "what are you doing turn it on"

[@Kaunoe]

He’s giving me actor Mark vibes

[@ebrucan7161]

everybody likes to get taken for turns

[@AnnoyingMystery]

* Finds their front door literally ripped off of its hinges * them: eh we'll deal with it tomorrow

[@jimenajordan333]

Irl Weeb pretty much sums up Ohioans lol

[@Deadman520]

@@jimenajordan333 I'm from Ohio

[@Deadman520]

That's a lot of people

[@lucina7261]

Breaking news Florida man finds his front door ripping off its hinges,... decides to go to sleep.

[@vivians.5554]

It's pretty Millenial for them to list off every they had to fix before that it hit home 😂😂😂

[@ejw2354]

Mark:* asks question* Wade:* answers rationally* Mark: Wrong. _Ghosts. Blood._

[@brycearchambault6260]

Hotel? Travago.

[@ejw2354]

Bryce Archambault good old Trivago meme to fall back on

[@TheElvenQueenOG]

Also mark-Did i mention BLOOD?

[@Krowwfather702]

666 likes....

[@queentika1658]

Basically Mark is Ryan and Wade is Shane

[@mango_dem0n970]

Why is Mark’s character literally just ghost hunter Edna Mode

[@l3afeont3a81]

Thank you so much, you are so right.

[@mizabelsweet2282]

Psychic-plier

[@ghostlymexican3838]

You right

[@TheLegendaryBillCipher]

I see it now.

[@kadenthoreson9915]

Even when they’re acting, Mark still picks on Wade and I love it 😂

[@theelusive1736]

I get the feeling that most of this was just Mark doing random shit and Wade going along with it. EDIT: HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE MOST LIKES I'VE GOTTEN THANKS A BUNCH!!!

[@JoeProKill]

Lol yeah

[@brionna422]

I thought it might have something to do with Damien, but I guess we have to wait and see.🙂

[@Megalomaniakaal]

Probably, maybe. Or mAyBe iT WaS ~GhOsTs~

[@ggamerjc4932]

Im with man

[@darth_capace1998]

Same

[@trishie_V]

Wade: *_*suggests something logical and possible*_* Mark: *_”no. Blood._*

[@thespanishinquisition4078]

Mark: why is it chilly, in cincinati, in september. Wade: we're in a basement with air conditio- Mark: NO! Something unnatural happened here.

[@stupidratt]

No, that'snot right...WAIT! "This chair has no lumbar support"

[@radiomandelbrot5868]

ＣＯＮＦＩＲＭＥＤ

[@HAZARDSHOCKER]

Ikr

[@Muppet9226]

" oh thank god i thought you were telling me my wife was pregnant" Mark: i cant rule that out. 😂😂😂😂 im dead XD

[@mama.no0dle]

WHOS HERE FROM THE UNIVERSAL STABILITY AGENCY SITE 🤚🤚🤚

[@louisesmith4559]

No one: Mark literally every five seconds:.........Is iT BloOd!!!

[@judeshotwell8610]

Wade: water Mark and screen: W A T E R = B L O O D

[@koravel]

Water is a liquid... Blood is a liquid... IT MAKES SENSE!

[@rex.2053]

naw, it's probably Just SOUP

[@chickenchoicejudy]

Nah it's just goo

[@randomweeb9179]

@@chickenchoicejudy IT'S GOOP JUICE

[@charliespaceace]

Retitle: Darkiplier Tries to convince Wade that his house is haunted (by bad plumbing)

[@anglr2062]

Victoria Childs I’m laughing way too hard at this comment thank you

[@theresaluu6858]

Victoria Childs what if this is wilford warfstache telling wade about a haunting and it’s connected to Darkiplier?

[@Somerandomjingleberry]

@@theresaluu6858 Nah, Wilford acts in a very distinctive fashion. I'm convinced this is either someone new or nobody in particular at all.

[@theresaluu6858]

Grtmania Sus you may be right

[@purplereaper6771]

Wade: Im pretty sure it was just a bath bomb, but we cant rule it out Mark:Confirmed. Its blood.

[@KevinSecondWind]

This is the first time I've heard Wade talk in a normal manner, not spastic or screaming...

[@zat1245]

Kevin Zillmer I actually thought it was a different Wade for a bit.

[@jillpongo2959]

I though it was a different person. Then I saw his face and I was like “WaIt Is ThAt WaDe”

[@Disatiere]

I was like "is that wade? nah cant be his voice is totally different,.... wait what name did he say?"

[@volo115]

This is weird he's not yelling 😨

[@annagiberson2889]

I was your 600 like

[@lost_zahhak2627]

Wade: It was dripping... Mark: dripping BLOOD??? Wade: ....water.

[@six944]

😂

[@ndpsychnerd]

Mark thirsty for Damian & Celine blood

[@ShesUrMan]

Mia's space hehe I was like 666

[@nicholaspeters9919]

Blood has water in it.

[@Kingofthenerds51]

I feel like this is Wade telling an actual story about his house needing repairs and Mark not taking it seriously at all hahaha

[@U46Raven]

lolthe1st You’re right. Mark isn’t lying when he says its a true story. It’s an actually unnexplainable problem that Wade is having, they just decided to make a ‘cinematic event’ out of it to help fund repairs and (hopefully) solutions. I could very easily see mark bending it into being ‘canon’ with the darkiplier saga tho.

[@Sockmanof04]

“And I went to drink some water” Mark: “So you’re saying it was B L O O D?”

[@MrSmileyFaceGames]

"And water was pouring from the fan" Mark: "Would you say that it was... BLOOD?" "Well I didn't take the time to find out what was pouring from the fan but if I had to guess I'd say it was... WATER"

[@makerofeditsmov]

“You said the water was pink. Was it because there was… BLOOD in it?” “I think it was a bath bomb but I can’t rule it out I guess?”

[@fynnegan_crypt]

This video pretty much adds up to Wade: W A T E R Mark: no........ B L O O D

[@SevenQs]

Piper Emelia Also Mark: *B E B E*

[@dhanish3267]

Wade: Yeah there's tons of water.. Mark: BLOOD YOU SAY?!?

[@alyssacovell6728]

Wade: having trouble with leaks Mark: CONTENT!?!??

[@GummyWorms_]

Wade: And there was water Markiplier: Blooooooood perhaps?

[@robmd887]

Yes

[@raxacoricofalapatorian5256]

No

[@robmd887]

Yes

[@raxacoricofalapatorian5256]

Nes

[@RetrogieWasTaken]

Yo

[@Bubblies005]

Who else is here after listening to Bob’s Fridge story on Distractible? Because the similarities are hilarious.

[@nicholaspeters9919]

Mark’s next…

[@Firebat45]

More mud!

[@maximbut1856]

omg yes! But actually, did Wade really have problems with a plumber company, or is it just a sketch?

[@mclovemoffin5977]

Literally a documentary about plumbing issues shot like a cheesy ghost tv show.

[@abrisgarancsi5535]

Exactly. Like some kind of theater class experiment of genre swaps. Even the jokes are like the hiccups of an improv act

[@bipstymcbipste5641]

Funny thing is, Wade said in a stream that he was actually considering calling a priest and having the house blessed

[@mr.dembiscuits3029]

lol

[@Last-Scar-5675]

Mc Lovemoffin nobody cares

[@Skye_Boo]

@@Last-Scar-5675 clearly people do

[@yesno8588]

This is very confusing if you weren't aware of wade's water problems. Damn!! Thanks for the likes guys, but just to clear things up. I don't follow any KZbinrs really over other platforms like twitter and all that, so I had no idea what was going on. Plus I have a heck of a time catching the guys streaming so I've missed the conversations about it before hand. Anyways, I hope they figure out what the problem is so it doesn't happen in the future!

[@bloodlobster]

Not really. He explains it pretty well

[@justoverit]

@@bloodlobster They're saying that its confusing if you aren't in on the joke that all of these water issues wade is talking about are real and that they are making a video around these actual events.

[@faxmachine1162]

Where can one find the water issue stuff?

[@purplefire2834]

@@justoverit I didn't know this story was based on actual issues someone had lol Do you have a link to a summary video?

[@TheBloodswordsman]

If you pay attention, a lot of jokes were made on Wade's channel of his water problems and money problems because of his water problems, when he was playing with Pat, Gar and JP about a month or two ago. These jokes spanned a few videos though, so there's not really a single one I can point you to.

[@dredgenwar2375]

Whatever character Mark is playing, I want more of him. I would kill to have a whole series of these to go watch. Though, it's mainly because I want to see Mark wearing more of that outfit. He's looking damn spiffy!

[@raidedsalt7110]

Mark: BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOO- this chair has no lumbar support.

[@BioshockChar]

Blood, Blood, gallons of the the stuff. Give you all that you can drink and it will never be enough.

[@alexandersampson4339]

Bioshock Menolly emo

[@duke-of-fire]

Despite how serious this video is trying to be, Mark is still the same goofy fellow

[@short7440]

But is made out of fine Italian leather?

[@leeeenabobeeeena]

You have 666 likes

[@IAmDumb3260]

When a movie has an unnecessarily high CGI budget and it doesn't want it to go to waste.

[@loxyloafcake5184]

Sherlock Season 2.

[@demeingray3629]

Deadass would be pretty alright had there not been a loud ass screech and some visual flash every 10 seconds

[@jamescolachis8454]

Wade: water Mark: Blood Wade: no, water Mark: BlOOD Wade: can you help me? Mark: Blood in your walls

[@happyskelton857]

BLOOD in you

[@Verystoic]

@@happyskelton857 blood ON you. Blood coming from youBloodSPEWINGOUT OFYOU. youre bleedingYour dead. You're in a pool of blood.

[@kyrillos316]

@@Verystoic your born in blood

[@kyrillos316]

@@ethan0587 are you a girl or a boy cause the comeback requires gender information

[@kyrillos316]

@@ethan0587 ima book and say YOU POOP BLOOD

[@DeathAngel-ft8oz]

"Despite all the weirdness, this seems fairly normal." You came here the same way I did, right? That link. Why here. Why this specific time. Why this line.

[@gumilikesgummies527]

“Despite all the weirdness this seems fairly normal” 13:47 the drowned man ch.1, I’ll keep this just in case

[@alltheplanets]

Wade: “we had a water problem” Mark: “it’s a dEmOn Wade! A DeMoN! And bloOD!”

[@angelicsamantha6637]

Jim! Theres a demon in this house! Back to you Jim.

[@elias5804]

There are so many flashes even a blind person will get an epileptic seizure

[@cancerousminecraftrobloxch2322]

Beautiful

[@keith.8964]

👌

[@abbeh_arts_3279]

Elias Sakr that’s not a good thing

[@hamzahax]

So is this part of the MCU? (Markiplier Cinematic Universe)

[@catruleroftheuniverse4974]

(Tips hat)Well put

[@BadEm0ji]

Considering the pink water, I guess

[@1232-w6v]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Soundwave_audios]

Ur sir are a good person

[@ahacker3385]

Wow you're so original and you did not steal this from me.

[@japalano1190]

Theory time Mark is connecting the Drowned man for one reason. Every single one of his IPs link in one way or another. AHWM has Dark who appears in WKM and (I believe) ADWM. An adventurer comes in and opens the door to the cyrochamber you were in who came from AHWM. There are more connections, one that I can not list as of now, but I think that the USA is watching all versions of Mark, seeing how so much destruction can follow one man, and seeing how to prevent it. ISWM will probably even have a few connections to Unus Anus because there are codes that ask if they can "stop the clock" or something along those lines. That could be me digging to much, or grasping at straws, but it is something we shouldn't turn a blind eye to. Anyways, lets get this video pushed by KZbin baby

[@PartOfLads]

Do you have discord, I am willing to help find more clues and ways because if theres one thing we know about mark, its that he aways hides details! We could work together and find more hidden things that can help us solve things

[@jlbjlb]

@@PartOfLads I have discord

[@LostK1D]

Yah, I was confused at first by the Illinois ending and asking myself how he got there as the last time we saw him was with that monkey statue

[@ArielVHarloff]

So you took Wade's housing problems and made a mystery series out of it and then sell shirts to help to fix the problem? That's brilliant XD Well done boys 😊

[@flowerfrost447]

Mark getting mad at wade for turning on lights, then gets upset when he turns off the light when they are going up the stairs is hilarious.

[@goosemmmm3975]

Freckled Toad indeed it was

[@maddyterrell0]

Indeed

[@reddswisscheese]

MARK WHY HAS YOUR STANGE ANOMALY WEBSITE LEAD ME BACK HERE

[@shrek9759]

634567

[@shrek9759]

You did click on a link that said Man, Drowned in weird text. Also if you are still having trouble reading text on the site copy it by highlighting and then ctrl+c then ctrl+v in google or where ever and the text goes back to normal

[@reddswisscheese]

@@shrek9759 how do you translate it? Nvm you explained I'm just dumb

[@BrothersHSN]

@@reddswisscheese Copy paste, and the case directory can be used as a cipher for the images

[@ItsChr1spy]

Wade: *Says Water* Googleplier: Did you mean *Blood*

[@mementomori2334]

That's funny

[@felixdelgado1055]

@@mementomori2334 ay bruh you got my real name

[@morpology]

wait its googleplier?

[@wozw4ld912]

@@morpology no,they're joking

[@jak7826]

@@mementomori2334 is memento mori spelt wrong on purpose?

[@nathanengelbrecht7698]

Mark: "Did you check the wall for a pulse?" Wade: "I didn't think to do that."

[@nomanssky101]

@Abigail Guevarra its a fuckin joke

[@AuxeticXY]

@Abigail Guevarra So you're telling me you don't check your walls for pulse? Weirdo

[@danekota1512]

help what do i do if i dont find its pulse?

[@macncheesy0548]

@@danekota1512 ur wall is dead, u have to move

[@alpharius1497]

@@danekota1512 it can no longer protect you from what's outside. You must move. Now.

[@hiedro2949]

And this video is sponsored by water. its healthy, its clean, get a fresh bottle today.

[@amopaperbag854]

r/hydrohomies 😉 get water today!

[@waterbottlehaver]

BLOOD!??!

[@crispybanana2328]

**drinks water** This tastes suspiciously like BLOOD

[@lynn.chaaaa]

Did you say BLOOD??!!?!

[@legoyoda645]

ONCE THE BRINGER OF LIFE, NOW ZE BRINGER OF DEATH

[@findys5225]

Dang the new markiplier ARG has led me here from one of the links, interesting for sure

[@1thegalaxysshadow151]

First it was Who Killed Markiplier, then Damian, and now this... I’m catching a feeling that this story won’t end that easily....

[@danklank4829]

Don’t forget the Podcast thing Mark is doing. I don’t know if that’s connected at all

[@anarchyartist8440]

Oohhh true

[@zurielbabida8162]

This video is a joke.

[@tanmang42]

+1TheGalaxysShadow 1 Do some people actually think this is a serious horror series? This is such a great parody I'm sad to hear it's going over some people's heads

[@lost_zahhak2627]

@@tanmang42 I feel like this is The Actor, so. it is a great parody of ghost media, but who killed markiplier had a lot of parody elements in it as well, and while it is, yes, absurd, i also feel like it could tie into the personalities.

[@wynnt1]

Seriously every ghost show ever: Its chilly in here We're in a basement with air conditioning. No its something... supernatural

[@NerdyNeutron]

“I suddenly feel very cold and usually ghosts tend to cool the air around them” ...Could it also be the fact you walked under an air vent? “N O ! G H O S T S”

[@thephandmphamilywithalvefo3307]

Every horror movie ever: *turns on camera* HonEy iS. THis thInG oN?!

[@merakito]

Mark: I think your house is a gateway for some greater evil to be born in this world. Wade: oh thank god, I thought you were telling that my wife is pregnant.

[@sbrock657]

I honestly thought it was an over the top pregnancy announcement video at first. Lmao

[@personzorz]

Those aren't mutually exclusive

[@curlyhairjess]

That was hilarious lol

[@aaxylzane1242]

?

[@barnabasmero9584]

Hello World! Just wanted to inform y'all that this video is officially the part of the Markiplier in the Space ARG! Have a nice day! (The URL specificly dropped me into the video to 13:50 if this is important.)

[@TimeLordNivek]

Mark:"you know what has water inside of it?" Me: humans. Mark:" *Blood* " Me: ok

[@Sansmemelordover]

Time Lord Nivek so still humans.

[@liamwithers4959]

469 likes..... *n i c e*

[@robmd887]

Yes

[@amnathegrande]

Mark: hi. my name's Mark. Wade: How did you get in? Mark: the door was open. it was... on the ground.

[@axlthesnake]

@I don’t like Lgbt people please shut up

[@AnnaHarmes]

@@axlthesnake you got a point like it doesn't correspond with what's happening here

[@darthbane5676]

Oh hi Mark.

[@wannabe2038]

Water: *exists Markiplier: "is this BLOOD?"

[@thatdumbassofafriendshorty1579]

That's just some good old little girl hentia blood!😁

[@ragingoverwatch3052]

Lapiz Palace well I mean I guess it was her time of the month

[@thatdumbassofafriendshorty1579]

@@ragingoverwatch3052 😂

[@thatdumbassofafriendshorty1579]

@Veigar The Black Wizard Jes

[@slysnail2651]

When you ate your cereal... Did it taste like.. BLOOD????

[@impastanoodle3887]

SlySnail underrated comment

[@Ryocniel]

No but the milk did taste like *WATER*

[@HunterTracks]

If so, you might want to consult a stomatologist. That's some issues you might have with your gums and whatnot.

[@kyeschatto5286]

No, but my blood tastes like cereal, is that odd?

[@Ryocniel]

@@kyeschatto5286 how much cereal do you eat on a daily basis?

[@nightmarezo8480]

Mark: *sits in chair* *gasps* Mark: this chair has no lumbar support...

[@zxg77215]

I was thinking you making some silly joke till I reach that part... Am I the one putting not enough faith on Mark?

[@yeetusgirl2425]

I love that part

[@tik_clockgacha8516]

I was just looking for a comment about that

[@tartarbrad8687]

His poor lumbar. Big sad.

[@TobTobHappyGuy]

Yes, it does seem he said that

[@benstetics]

First half of the video: *Serious tone* 8:20-8:23: *Gasp* "This chair has no lumbar support." 😆

[@captainbirch9835]

I think the serious ended with "was it blood? " "I can't rule it out " *CONFIRMED*

[@nixonomical]

King Awesome *a few seconds later* ᵇˡᵒᵒᵈ

[@Kay-yi1qm]

I had to do an assignment about water conservation and I literally opened it with "Water. Once the bringer of live, now the bringer of death." No shame

[@thesupercat4443]

Wade:it was water Mark:Is it blood? Wade:..it was water Mark:is it BLOOD? Wade:its wa- Mark:IS IT BLOOD!?

[@tysonvert7027]

Wade: Maybe- Mark: CONFIRMED.

[@SodaPop._.]

Wade: water, dripping, leaking- Mark: BLOOD!

[@Rainbowdash6DoesMC]

.... i think it was just a bathbomb