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[@couch2558]

3:04 "*babbles in floridian*" this is probably the only time they've every gotten the captions right 😂

[@leaderofmine6293]

So?! Are you live in Florida?

[@WyvernYT]

That's some quality Florida Man there.

[@mikehatfield1531]

@@leaderofmine6293 Just from your grammar, I can tell that you graduated at the top of the class in Florida

[@Pookiebear36]

I’m a Floridian…

[@Mr5Fail]

Haha, gotta love those accurate captions! 😂 They nailed it this time!

[@taterbeard]

The biggest fail in this video is someone naming their kid Jerrick.

[@DivineVegan]

Americans..

[@williamweiss6128]

It's just a name, man. Like Jish......Blair Thumb reference.

[@anglepsycho]

Nah, naming your son Vagina is begging for you to see him hanging from the ceiling when he is in middle school.

[@fatwombat2611]

Jerrick, 😂 thats fkcd up

[@snidely_whiplash]

I knew a Jerrick. Nobody liked him.

[@choppercam01]

Wife : "Stop taping it!!!!!" Husband : No, I have to tape it!" 😂😂

[@yarpyarp5647]

packing tape

[@derrickhageman1969]

​@@yarpyarp5647duck tape

[@ickylynn6155]

The relatable-ness of that moment was amazing

[@nobody7817]

"We'll cut the audio out afterwards..."

[@slowpoke6743]

I'm glad I'm single and don't live near and/or venture near "quicksand" Every second a spouse spends filming instead of immediately helping will be one more second taken by me to savor their screams as I watch em get torn apart by Stonecipher's dog's.

[@ItsFreshItsAnne]

0:55 His reply so simply "No, I HAVE to tape it" made me laugh 😂

[@emmytoussaint]

his voice 🤣😂

[@justmeandthethree]

She learned that day that her husband/boyfriend is an asshole, maybe not for filming but definitely for sharing it.

[@krumble_d]

Yes thank you to Sally’s babe for taping sally in the quicksand

[@littlejourneyseverywhere]

As a Tennessee native, that lady scolding a chicken named Mr. Featherby for his rude behavior is the most Tennessee thing I've ever seen. 😂😂

[@gnarthdarkanen7464]

100% ;o)

[@lightwarrior432]

RIGHT!!! 😆👍🏽

[@stronghold8266]

Y’all dumb

[@TheIrishRushin]

​@norbertofontanez5550It's nice here. It's a city in the woods. Clean river to fish in. Game to hunt. All within 20 minutes of the city center.

[@talonsandtails501]

we named all our chickens, can confirm lol

[@bttrflymagic]

Sarcastically asking “You wanna talk about it?” is the best response to a fail ever 😂

[@GrimReaper01776]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

[@C.A._Old]

ah man. what a americans... :-)

[@scottbradford4130]

The donkey laughing at the girl who was straddling shit absolutely made my day. 🤣 🤣 that's hilarious

[@JH-lo9ut]

At that point it's just better to save your shoes and wade barefoot through the shit. Girl, you are getting shit on your feet either way.

[@BenieTheDragon]

When a donkey laughs at you, you're the actual jackass.

[@scottbradford4130]

@JH-lo9ut I feel ya but we probably wouldn't have gotten the laugh from the mule. That was the best part

[@Bigfoot-px9gj]

Oh my God, what a shitty thing to say! *:)*

[@ostrich67]

@@JH-lo9ut Found the fetish freak.

[@oserus999]

The most American thing about these is how on the vast majority of the videos you hear the laughter of the person filming... as they KEEP FILMING =)

[@NicPTheMeme]

Well what are we supposed to do?? Help them?????

[@Suzukibob69]

I like how the lady said “call 911” like they can do anything about a whale 😂

[@dscherer18]

"mark call 911" i feel bad for mark :(

[@pepstriebeck1163]

They can Do some Things about the Whales....unless the Whales have classified documents lying around in their garage. THEN they can' t Do anything about IT.

[@michaelwatson7364]

How to tell if someone is a landlubber. Step 1 find a mid size boat Step 2 find a humpback Step 3 watch the shenanigans

[@oSamiSrzo]

Was lookin fur this comment.. 😅 it's gotta be the dang near dumbest thing I've heard all year!

[@sunayocarissime5309]

I could just hear that 911 call. Dispatcher, "Wtf do you want us to do, call Captain Ahab or Ishmael? OOh I know, I'll call Captain Jack Sparrow, he'll know what to do!"🤣🤣🤣

[@ryanhiggins8869]

“Mr Featherby, that is uncalled for!” Is going to be my new expression of disappointment to others

[@Gsuneow]

15:52 “boy that sucks at least not on my house.” ya but that's your tree.

[@kimberlysevastyanenko3798]

The worst one was the kid doing flips on the bed and coming down on the headboard with his feet. I felt that pain.

[@marinaatkin1581]

And then the screaming into the pillow... That spoke to my soul

[@StockyG437]

Her soul left her body after that😢

[@panzerwolf494]

Jesus my toes hurt when I saw that

[@daleford8621]

The dude with the mini excavator at 4:40 has me 😅

[@baynerw]

That's why road construction takes SO long in Indiana!

[@jackbilmao]

For some reason, I think the mini excavator was "Adorable"

[@tamoroso]

See, that wasn't a fail in my book. Flawless victory!

[@Doxymeister]

@@tamoroso Absotively!

[@godsgod1677]

The guy lifting the furniture with his fingers nearly killed me.

[@dreamsofturtles1828]

And his mother screaming at him 😂😂😂

[@AdamGaron686]

😂😂😂😂

[@vikingsundlof9040]

😅😅😅😅😅

[@pointyheadYT]

He is helping though..

[@joelwillems4081]

@@pointyheadYT He is even using his weakest fingers, the pinkies.

[@Gigidag77]

I was anticipating a Florida Man moment. Wasn't dissapointed.

[@Hirnlego999]

Obviously needs a Floriduh moment

[@nightlydrugs6927]

*babbles in Floridian*

[@BobbyBoucher228]

As a person born in Missouri I was shocked that one of the fails didn’t involve fireworks. Also I was pretty amazed that there wasn’t a fail in Oklahoma involving a tornado.

[@LHyoutube]

7:59 - Losing the vehicle was terrible, but their plastic tub of belongings bobbing up at the end was fucking hilarious! 😂

[@cvn6555]

Never drove a vehicle onto a frozen lake. That is the reasonable expectation.

[@1Brother_Bear]

Thats michigan for you!

[@dylanbrokelc]

can’t imagine the insurance company was happy😂😂

[@superboats2]

Trucktanic.

[@couch2558]

There's a time of the year when the state tells people they should get their stuff off the lake by (as many people set up in winter there) but there's always a ton of people who dont listen. At least one F150 goes in every year, dozens of huts too

[@thomas11atkin]

This is why America doesn't have free healthcare

[@ranchofrescuedhope6567]

Lol probably 😂

[@terrancekayton007]

😂😂

[@Master_Yoda1990]

Dude, you don't know what a fail is. The guy in the chair with his dogs and the dude during a hurricane were absolute wins

[@georgiecutright4033]

Thanks bud. My dogs and I had a great adventure traveling across the country like that

[@clckc]

@@georgiecutright4033 How do we know you’re not lying

[@justin_5631]

@@clckc why would someone post a lie on the internet? it makes no sense.

[@clckc]

@@justin_5631 I’m not sure if you’re being sarcastic orrr

[@quelandil5738]

It would be an elaborate lie to create a whole KZbin channel with lots of videos just to lie somewhere in a comment section...

[@GoldRaven-oe4by]

10:29 i can't even begin to imagine the pain

[@keeganchick2171]

How to stub every toe in half a second

[@TheOfficalMackenzieFan]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- was his last words before going to the hospital 💀💀🤣🤣

[@ChuckNDUcks]

Bru i hit my hip today at 1/4 that speed and that hurt like crazy im praying for this girl

[@keeganchick2171]

@@ChuckNDUcks Hitting your hip is incredibly painful! (Due to all the bloodflow and nerves) Hope you're doing okay!

[@Kroooza]

​@@TheOfficalMackenzieFanthe hospital? for that?

[@rangetrooper5245]

The "I got a fish on" part is the most Wisconsin thing I've ever seen.

[@kriskabin]

If the "fish on" guy would've shouted, " SAVE THE BEER," then that would've been the most Wisconsin thing ever.

[@DefensisIndus]

It's always beer with You Wisconsin people

[@anonymos.videos]

16:16 is that a Pole-bear, the brother of the polarbear?😂

[@oldspice051]

I love the variety of cultures and biomes you see across the U.S. Really adds flavor to these fails.

[@pg9193]

the inhabitants of the swamp and desert biomes were equally fascinating and reckless

[@CARPETMAN6666]

I watch these videos to see if I'm on them

[@kbanghart]

​@@pg9193probably ninety percent Trump supporters, which makes me very happy

[@GrendelSheperd]

North woods would like you one on one quietly. This is a lot.

[@MyBelch]

Diversity of ignorance. It's part of the tapestry. Didja notice no Asian Americans acting like feral blacks or trailer trash?

[@johnsononey]

That loudspeaker fart had me rollin ! All the implications too.. ..

[@ExternalInputs]

It confirms that the bar for customer service people's IQ is set very low.

[@LHyoutube]

10:27 - Holy shit, that one actually hurt me through the screen! 😂

[@MarrisaPlays]

yeah my ankles have sympathy pain that scream... to much ouch.

[@danielaguilar8424]

She was so excited to see how many she could do too. Absolutely painful.

[@JohnWick-yw4oo]

That was the last time she tried that on a bed. That looked so painful.

[@jackdoe552]

Still yelling in agony when the clip cuts out 😆

[@daggel011]

I really wonder there was no "Nobody was hurt" disclaim

[@ZachGWatterson]

We need this type of video for European Countries next

[@BigSmoke-s9n]

there would be a lot for russia

[@RaysGamingChannel2003]

Or Asian countries too

[@jesser4687]

@@BigSmoke-s9nrussia aint part of europe 🤨

[@darul2652]

​@@jesser4687Russia is a transcontinental country spanning two continent, Europe and Asia

[@knihomoladam]

from european parliament will be sufficient

[@missingnola3823]

As someone who has once worked in a store with a PA system, farting into the PA was not a fail but an epic win.

[@normturner4849]

I was thinking the same thing! 🏃💨

[@MickDickerson]

Makes me sad for my missed opportunity really. 🤷‍♀️🤣

[@LadyVoldemort]

*YUP!!!*

[@ciaranofarrell4010]

Totally epic😂

[@MrRedeyedJedi]

Especially if it makes the bong bong noise first

[@liny2sd]

I feel for that kid doing flips on the bed, we all know how much smacking your foot on something hurts.

[@MrChopsticktech]

Yes, it looked like it could have been broken to me.

[@marinaatkin1581]

The scream after was the best and most expected part of that video

[@zodarian6705]

That was absolutely brutal

[@TheRICOS12345]

It’s his dumbass fault😂

[@jasonrodgers9063]

At 5:36- The Ryder rental truck having it's roof ripped off by the railroad underpass is in Louisville is about 4 blocks from my home. You wouldn't BELIEVE how often that happens, despite HUGE signs and flashing warning lights! Also, rental truck insurance policies VERY specifically EXCLUDE coverage for damage from hitting overhead obstacles!

[@darrellgrant7615]

A bridge near me has its own social media pages because it happens so often 😂

[@braniacc]

​@@darrellgrant7615 Ahh yes, the Can Opener.

[@hollandaise84]

@@braniacc the 11 foot 8: The Canopener Bridge, is in North Carolina.

[@harrietbrown6415]

Is that the Can Opener bridge?

[@Zyk0th]

@@hollandaise84 This doesn't look like it. Close but not quite.

[@susana.9483]

I love that the guys says "well that sucks, at least it's not on my house", not realizing he is mostly likely 100% responsible for any damage because the tree is on his property.

[@GTFBITK]

Hes right because his insurance is going to F his neighbor.

[@MeechMooch-n4i]

Not how it works. The tree falling was a natural event, The owner of the home that the tree fell on is responsible. Doesn't matter who's property the tree originated on.

[@rolfwienr371]

this kind of insurance talk makes me glad im not american

[@vawest2052]

Yup, but at least his house is dry inside. I'd rather pay to fix my neighbors house than be displaced by a tree in mine and be at the mercy of somebody else's insurance company.

[@henrikschreiner]

​@@MeechMooch-n4i🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

[@xenoemblem7]

This video made me memorize all 50 states of America. Thanks FailArmy!

[@david-bv3jd]

all except for porto rico!!!

[@Sam-t1m5j]

If you're american then you're a very small majority that can.🤣😆

[@edjohnston8119]

@@david-bv3jd And DC, which is not a state

[@MirlitronOne]

Including "WEST VIRGINA".

[@a564-c3q]

No, it didn't.

[@seameology]

The amount of times I heard "did you get that on video?" Is astounding.

[@fgorlando]

19:12 left off the ending where he says “STILL SWALLOWED!” 😂😂

[@elbee1771]

4:48 Homie went through the 3 stages of laughter....Impressed, funny, dead.

[@tori-loo]

'Call 911' 911, what is your emergency? Ma'am, there is a WHALE in the ocean!!!!!

[@blur2953]

12:38. Just love how he pops up and immediately asks "Did you get that on video?". Man had priorities.

[@whichfilmisit]

funny

[@jeffreyklass6171]

Welcome to NC

[@seand.g423]

_shit_ priorities, but sure...

[@JH-lo9ut]

Asking "did you get that on video?", or saying "I got that on video!", is a sure way to ruin any video.

[@kylerobb8066]

The guy clearing the road with his little RC Caterpillar was wholesome as heck. Dude was just out there playing with his toy.

[@jessicaaster8471]

That seems to be how they repair things down in Louisiana. Explains why nothing ever gets done.

[@kylerobb8066]

@@jessicaaster8471 You ever seen the roads in Mississippi?

[@jessicaaster8471]

@@kylerobb8066 What roads?

[@kylerobb8066]

@@jessicaaster8471 ZING! You win lol.

[@freethebirds3578]

That is a perfect example if INDOT.

[@civilizedfellow]

9:21 I was waiting for the "Sir! You can't park there!" 🤣

[@JamesVeryMuchJr]

I’m sad it didn’t happen

[@pengiunanimatorguy]

Legend has it that truck is still up there

[@williamdowling7718]

"911, whats your emergency" "Theres a whale!!!" "Ma'am, its not illegal to be a whale."

[@CanISpoonYou]

8:38 "Are you okay?" "Do you wanna talk about it?" My new response to this question.

[@lillyvazgueztk1410]

It was a very bad decision to remove the Glass-Steagall Act in the late 1990s, which led to the spectacular failure of huge banks during the financial crisis of 2007-2008. To prevent another disaster, Dodd-Frank and this statute both need to be reestablished right away. What happened with SVB is only the beginning of what will happen if nothing is done to address the current situation.

[@lillyvazgueztk1410]

Only a good FA will be enough to guide you through the current market volatility. I've been speaking with an advisor for a while now, primarily because I don't have the necessary expertise or stamina to handle these recurrent market conditions. The fact that I made over $220K during this downturn proved that there is more to the market than the typical person is aware of. The greatest course of action right now is to have an investing consultant, especially for people who are nearing retirement.

[@lillyvazgueztk1410]

My Financial Advisor is TRACY BRITT COOL. I found her on a CNBC interview where she was featured and reached out to her afterwards. She has since provide entry and exit points on the securities I focus on. You can run a quick online research with her name if you care for supervision. I basically follow her market moves and haven't regretted doing so..

[@lillyvazgueztk1410]

​@JosephJames352Tracy Britt Cool is known for her impressive career. She has served as the CEO of Berkshire Hathaway-owned Pampered Chef and has been recognized as one of Warren Buffett's protégés.

[@lillyvazgueztk1410]

​ a google search with the keywords "TRACY BRITT COOL FINANCE" should get you what you need

[@marthatom753]

I went from no money to lnvest with to busting my A** off on Uber eats for four months to raise about $20k to start trading with Tracy Britt Cool. I am at $128k right now and LOVING that you have to bring this up here

[@June-kw7wc]

As someone who lives in Arkansas 1:15 is the most accurate representation of this state that I’ve ever seen.

[@Iriamu-Guillermo]

Thats not a fail though. Its an epic win.

[@Glenn-q6b]

Sled dog ❌ chair, dog✅

[@Dragonfly33]

I can almost guarantee someone in every state has lost a relative after hearing the words “Hey, ever-body, watch this!”

[@bobjohnson1633]

In most states, "ever'body" isn't English

[@Dragonfly33]

@@bobjohnson1633 And what states would those be, Professor? 🤡

[@MrChopsticktech]

​@@Dragonfly33Most states, you know, where even little kids speak better than the adults doing stupid things do.

[@TheDennys21]

Famous last words.

[@spartanvenom5388]

I don’t believe I’ve ever heard of anyone ever saying “ever-body”; I’ve heard everybody and y’all, but not that.

[@amazing-record]

These fails just prove that stupidity knows no borders or boundaries. We may be divided by state lines, but we are united in our ability to do the dumbest things possible. Stay safe, America!

[@jmag579]

19:47 Did she say call 911? 😆

[@onjah6592]

Yeah like what are they gonna do

[@jmag579]

@@onjah6592 arrest this whale! 😆🤦🏻‍♂️

[@Intentionally_Inflammatory]

OFFICER, ARREST THAT WHALE 🐳

[@bustercherry8734]

19:40 "Look at this you guys. You'll never see this again." ...cause you're gonna die. lol

[@Panster7]

12:30 Bro I can't "Those are good?" LMAO

[@starboardGiraffe]

So foul🤢

[@4rdF1Hunny]

First Texas clip was an absolute WIN! 🥇

[@scc6454]

I was waiting for the wind on the big flag to tip the truck over. (Rats)

[@mena94x3]

@@PhilipFitzRoyce1983 - Uh, no. Replacing it with a pride flag would’ve been the biggest fail in this compilation.

[@Nervesisout]

It's called TDE. Nice truck guy, sorry about the tiny p@nis.

[@buttrwaffl]

Bro I could feel this one in my soul💀 10:30

[@donniev8181]

All 10 toes at once ouch

[@brentduanefoster]

All of her tarsals and metatarsals (bones of the feet) were DESTROYED!!!!

[@Nikgamingnl]

the silent pillow/blanket scream💀

[@anaalbondenblauw]

4:42 I love this guy haha

[@shaunoshaungo1305]

😅😂 Agreed! 4:44

[@sofiacasale6728]

15:35 lol the squirrel running after the woman

[@EssyTico]

3:05 certified Florida Man moment

[@craigwheeler4760]

6:00 -- That's Black Friday.. typical shit.

[@clem9796]

"Babbles in Floridian" might be the best part 😂

[@Capybara_Stopmotion_Racing]

8:00 titanic as a truck 😂

[@psps6623]

6:39 but did the baby survive?!

[@medic_memer]

😂

[@thomashughes_teh]

Over 50 beers were held during the production of this compilation.

[@roastytoasty8559]

and many more during the watching of this compilation. 😁🙃

[@mischr13]

@@roastytoasty8559 I'm drinking one right now XD

[@stephenbrewins3689]

Just imagine how much dumb shit that happens but isn't filmed!😂

[@Bread........]

Imagine 😂

[@joemoore1998]

19:40 She really said “call 911” 😂😂 like the cops were gonna pull up and arrest the whale 💀 Omg I’m dead bro

[@wildie__3956]

14:18 is my absolute favorite! What the hell is that thing? A squirrel? It's like something out of a horror film. 😂😂

[@Brind-amour]

I want to know also.

[@infectedflinch]

Following in case an answer ever appears!

[@Uarehere]

Gremlin? 🤷

[@ChrisSmith-md8ty]

I figured a squirrel given they fly like that. I thought it looked like a bunny but too fast to actually see. Use the 0.25 speed option

[@ChrisSawyer-dc1vz]

What is it?

[@IO_27-vtc]

As a new hampshire native, I can confirm that our daily commute to work is a canoe on skis towed by a moose.

[@Momao92]

10:32 gave me second hand pain

[@supernovaskies5044]

The florida guy headbanging to the hurricane winds isn't a fail that's iconic lol. He does it each time

[@okzoomer5728]

18:22 That area is called the Little Sahara. They have so many accidents there, that there's a "day since last accident sign" that usually reads between the values of 0 and 7.

[@erikwebber6038]

Farting into the speaker phone at Wal-Mart was most definitely NOT a fail 😂 Also, are we going to address the big orange ball rolling down the street in Ohio? 🤔

[@ickylynn6155]

My dude who farted into the speaker SO did that on purpose, and it was amazing. And I too would like to discuss the big orange ball. . .Like why? What were they doing? And where can I get one

[@Enigma_Vids]

Y’all might be color blind

[@icarusbinns3156]

It’s Ohio. That tells you everything

[@grrrrUrNotSkibidi]

I heard it's still rolling to this day

[@snipergod9673]

down in ohio swag like ohio

[@that1asian92]

17:13 Is that Ms Puff from SpongeBob?

[@TDproductions378]

Yo💀

[@TDproductions378]

It sounds like it

[@gottem2912]

*Babbles in Floridian* LMAO!

[@MasterOfViewership]

As a native Pennsylvanian, I was happy to see that we continue to make other states envy us, even with fails

[@haithanhthanhbun1380]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@fermleegrasspit2187]

I forgot your state existed tbh

[@JerseyCardArmy1]

@@ryvvyr7767 I wish we had Fetterman. Better compared to having Ted fucking Cruz

[@FunnyFails9999]

me too

[@MasterOfViewership]

@@ryvvyr7767 oh, sure, derail the conversation. Take something that wasn't about politics and make it about politics.

[@igronus]

Never been to the US but these twenty minutes gave me more knowledge about the country than anything else in my life.

[@hensonlaura]

Work hard, play hard!

[@krytietv1684]

​@@hensonlauramore like a bunch of dumb dumbs

[@leahflower9924]

You think we're all dumb rednecks lol

[@AD_Ministry]

That we are stupid

[@dawnBilly]

@@hensonlaura No, be a twat, am a twat

[@nobody7817]

12:00 Well... there goes the South again...

[@JamesVeryMuchJr]

Omg yes!😂

[@devilripper913]

Park

[@Shrulonks]

16:35 from my observations, I’m pretty sure that the semi got a little too intimate with this guys back bumper

[@averagejoe287]

In the Cars universe, that’s considered flirting 😳

[@Milk-ck1wv]

​@@averagejoe287two trucks

[@Kallmewhite]

Nice observation

[@shadowsofdissonance4805]

the back flipping on the bed, busted ankles, pillow saprano girl had me in pain....

[@ElaineHarper-k8o]

Over 50 beers were held during the production of this compilation.. The guy lifting the furniture with his fingers nearly killed me..

[@schmodedo]

Arkansas was a win, not a fail. Dude on the lawn chair and skateboard with the dogs.

[@georgiecutright4033]

Thanks bro. Traveled 2375 that way across the south to Cali

[@big.jesus999]

Ozarks for the win

[@ShadNex]

@@georgiecutright4033SHIT BRO YOUR REAL

[@EternallyFrost]

Yeah Failarmy is running out of fails it seems they are cataloguing Wins As fails now lmao

[@ralphduncan8054]

That is an ozarkian dog sled team , who want's to race.:)

[@James09962]

I’m from Northern Ireland and the size of the trucks in America especially Texas is wild to me

[@CarrieMHB222]

It’s wild to some of us too. I often mutter to myself, “Sorry about your dick, bro” when I see one of those monstrosities.

[@JerseyCardArmy1]

I live in Texas. It's mostly the attention seekers that need lifted trucks.

[@bllasae]

Ireland*

[@drnickcarter]

I live in Texas, I've seen this guy driving down the street. I swear same truck, same flag.

[@milsimmaniac711]

@@CarrieMHB222 ever thought that mabey someone has a lifted up truck because its cool?

[@Melody_Loves_Music]

Omg, that poor kid slamming his feet on the headboard... I FELT that pain. 😢

[@aadin]

21:35 cheers to the guys buddy for rushing in to help him while still holding a beer in his hand. fucking legend.

[@georgiecutright4033]

Me and my dogs are on the cover. But how did I fail lol. I traveled with no money no help 2375 miles pulled by these wonderful dogs and made my destination. Knoxville Tennessee to Venice Beach California pulled by two great Siberian Huskies sitting on a lawn chair atop The skateboard. Thanks for putting me in so many of your videos. I guess it's kind of cool

[@xbpbat21x]

You were definitely a win!!!

[@cooperhilinsky6361]

Yours was definitely NOT a fail. Your pups are exercised AND free travel! Loved it man!

[@tommymaddox6785]

That is a serious win buddy, congratulations 👏

[@treborrelluf]

what are your plans now?

[@DemonKingOFFICIAL]

Uh well that’s rad.

[@SureshKrishna5]

13:46 The softest fail in this compilation.

[@davidconner-shover51]

The RC backhoe gave me a smile

[@alyssa-2300]

8:45 “you wanna talk about it”🤣

[@Fishing4thepeople2751]

I think a killer whale stealing your Halibult is the most Alaskan thing I’ve ever seen 😂

[@twitchster77]

20:39 She's all like _"Gawd mom!! You're so embarrassing!!!"_ lol

[@scitor]

🤣 love how perfectly she times her face on the ground to the starting clap

[@Deck777-w7h]

This is why I love America

[@AnthonyIsAUP4449]

As a Polish person who lives in Florida, I do in fact, agree with alligators hissing for a green bowl of food.

[@stefannoack2445]

As a German person i have to say, that my polish friends would have killed that alligator to eat it as a side plate to the salad it was hissing for. 😂

[@Timikitusaki]

@@stefannoack2445 there national animal is a stork, i think the better option would be to gift them some braws and some nipple stickers for the Galactorrhea.

[@MikesGarageReviews]

Please tell me you don’t vote for Trump and Polish

[@HeyIwasaValedictorian]

​@@MikesGarageReviews plz stfu about trump already, *^^%#@!*×

[@ajtheadventurer4109]

This isn’t fails this is just America

[@Elizabeth.RMartin86]

The fart over the loud speakers was epic not a fail.

[@Bboi-rc8ox]

No

[@michaelross1452]

Epic, if you are currently swimming in drool and babbling nonsense.

[@pabloguevara5438]

Nah, THE GUY IS A GENIUS💪

[@stompythewonderlizard286]

Really really glad they put the " hahaha " subtitles up. I would have never known what was going on without them.

[@MarrisaPlays]

4:42 I cracked up laughing something about the tiny excavator just did it for me hahaha

[@SecondLittlePig]

And he's paid by the hour. ⌚😂

[@RevAlex-mb2do]

The grandma drinking a beer makes me howl with laughter every time

[@RideAcrossTheRiver]

Probably some horrible 'craft' junk.

[@bubbleman2002]

@@RideAcrossTheRiver By "craft junk" do you mean IPAs? IPAs are quite bitter, but they have a delectable aftertaste and mouthfeel imo.

[@RideAcrossTheRiver]

@@bubbleman2002 By craft junk I mean hipster 'craft' beer that tastes like moldy bread soaked in molasses.

[@Enigma_Vids]

Definitely ipa junk

[@superboats2]

13:50, Beware of the Killer Tomato!

[@Allmightygreat]

The USA never fails. We just get bored

[@Kragatar]

3:32 She came in like a wrecking ball.

[@ulusalani]

ROTFL!! :-) Yeah, she did. Did you hear that guy groan? Ouch, that hurt.

[@devilripper913]

The man farted

[@andreassvensson1038]

Once upon a time the rest of the world admired Americans because of their intelligence and education. Today it's the total opposite...

[@UserHandle454]

No one ever admired Americans

[@mighty_-]

I think you see a lack of admiration in the media, when you go outside, people don’t really hates Americans all that much

[@ricardoalvarez7648]

15:29 That timming tho

[@nathalia7431]

6:12 This man worked hard to keep his motorcycle from falling over. Well done, man!

[@joshmcbroom9391]

The cake in Alabama is not a fail, the purple and yellow is a trolling attempt from an LSU fan.

[@John_Fugazzi]

Thanks. I had no idea what that was about.

[@gizmocaca9461]

Thanks for clarifying. Sport fans are such silly people.

[@billsmith5166]

Thank you!

[@Protowhilst]

Wasting a perfectly good cake is a fail though

[@jexxer]

From Louisiana, can confirm.

[@Mariozilla1]

5:47 absolutely hilarious!😂

[@Orionstar528]

5:49 that cracked me up 😂 that fart sound was just perfect for the occasion, what an artist, what a boss

[@stevempls]

The guy screaming “oh my god” at the bird flying around sounded so desperately frantic and I’m dying