The Dynamic Choice official music video

A bicycle tire company on a world tour supporting their hit single: “The Dynamic Choice”
ULTRADYNAMICO.COM
Story behind the hit single “The Dynamic Choice”
By Ronnie Romance and Benedict Wheeler
In the mid 90s, the CT hardcore scene was bursting at the Jnco seams. Positioned equal distance between Boston and New York, our tiny state had a big presence, giving rise to such seminal hardcore acts as Youth of Today and Hatebreed, and the scores of local town bands that would open for them. Many of us played in, or at the very least carried the “merch bin” from the van to venue, and this is how i met songwriter Ryan White of “Stab You in the Head”, and later “Call it Arson” from Old Saybrook Connecticut.
Fast forward a few decades and Ryan offers to write my tire company a little jingle just for fun. After perusing the UD website for some language to inspire the lyrics, and a simple request from us for it to sound like Bon Jovi, he sends us back the opus “The Dynamic Choice”. Ryan overly over delivered to say the least. Patz and i listened to it for the first time together, and the thinning hairs on top of our heads all but blew off the second the power chords hit. Immediately Patz and i knew we had to attempt to do the release justice with a music video.
A music video for a small bike tire company seems off the mark a bit, but we are particularly delusional when high end rubber and Bon Jovi hooks are involved. We passed around a few ideas like filming this at the Greek Acropolis like my hero Yanni, but ultimately those plans fell through with the pandemic. I’m kidding of course, i am sure it was booked anyway.
Fast forward another year and we finally got the time allotted and slotted to shoot this video with collaborator and calibrator Kyle Von Hoetzendorff behind the cam and editing board. With Pal Sal from Shovel Research over to cameo and take these photos, we outfitted ourselves from the bridesmaid section of TJ Max and knocked it out in a day at Patz garage in Portland Oregon -- although as far as you are concerned, this is concert footage from a world tour of a mega band at it’s peak -- with a passion for high thread counts.
We would like to thank Ryan White (if you want him to write you a jingle reach out!), Sal, Kyle, and whoever did my minimal makeup (it was me).
Strap in for gravel re-entry, and enjoy The Dynamic Choice!
Lyrics:::...
Braking Traction during gravel Re-entry
Luxurious High TPI
Supple mystery casing sourced from a Moroccan Street Bazaar
The Dynamic choice! The Dynamic Choice! The Dynamic Choice!
You're certified to ride the tires!
I was J.F.F. Skids n' Jibs, Bunny Hoppin', Droppin' in, Hittin' the Brown Powder, Cornerin'.
Race Compound Grey, Certified to ride the tires!
Ooooh! The Supple Casing, The Knobs, The High Volume.
Sniffin' the Rubber, my file tread was Raging!
When I'm asked ,"How high's your (my) TPI?"
I SCREAM ,"YOU CAN'T COUNT THAT HIGH! YOU CAN'T COUNT THAT HIGH!"
THE DYNAMIC CHOICE. THE DYNAMIC CHOICE. THE DYNAMIC CHOICE.
YOU'RE CERTIFIED TO RIDE THE TIRES!
ULTRADYNAMICO (THE DYNAMIC CHOICE!)
ULTRADYNAMICO (THE DYNAMIC CHOICE!)
WHAT'S MY TPI? YOU CAN'T COUNT THAT HIGH!
YOU'RE CERTIFIED TO RIDE THE TIRES!
Written and performed by Ryan Patrick White
/ ryanpatrickwhite
Filmed and edited by Kyle von Hoetzendorff
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Cameo by Sal of Shovel Research
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Yours truly and Patz on video. We are a tire company.

[@durangodevo]

So radial. Reminds us of what Bombastica could have been.

[@ultraromance]

Lol, there is a though line here for sure!

[@nickshuipis2817]

I was at that show. Thought I got some bad acid but the footage is exactly how I remember it.

[@thedrinksomechoir7918]

a pivot point in western cyclization so to speak without getting thrown overboard

[@hardlyearnest280]

what did my eyeballs just bare witness two?

[@gradywright]

My world changed in an instant. 1 min a 56 seconds ago I didn't have a favorite band or tire brand. Also my counting skills were insulted.

[@KillingTimewithStyle]

Upon initial viewing, I was overwhelmed by trepidation and fear (mostly fear). Upon gravel re-entry, entertainment/stoke level remains very high, but every time Rockin’ Ron blows psilocybin space dust at the end, it creeps me the F out! Ron, with all due respect, both your make-up skills and general freakiness transcend the likes of Jame Gumb in this one, kudos! Hats off to Ryan White, Bon Jovi NEVER sounded so good!

[@clackerd]

damn i need to slap some dynamic choices on my bad boy

[@FATKEVMTB]

I was into ULTRADYNAMICO before they were cool, saw them live in Honeybee Canyon.

[@sangredelobo8388]

I gotta get certified!!!

[@iiatyy]

you seriously think I can't count to 126 or whatever?! because you're right

[@ultraromance]

i have a hard time without a place holder

[@cuttingedgevintage]

This was great. Can’t wait for the rap version.

[@radicalbro1]

Damn the new Propagandhi rips!

[@peterservo4802]

That was killer.

[@themississippikidful]

ROCKIN & ROLLING 🤟😎

[@zepolekul]

My face has been melted

[@pedalingnowhere]

So good. +1 for the corpse paint makeup artist.

[@bicyclecult]

Panaracer wasn't even mentioned at all in the video ? 😎

[@tonymartin7010]

I remember when you guys opened for Def Leppard back in ‘84! Speaking of one armed drummers…if you guys made a 27.5 x 3, I’d buy two of those.

[@jonathanweekes1127]

Certified: Wicked Awesome!

[@Greenleader1000]

I’m buying a pair just for this video alone

[@pliniopetitbon]

Bravo!

[@jakobthiesen]

That song was cool, Beavis, Huh huh huh

[@Lars3]

speechless

[@john-mikaeljarvenkyla]

i have watched this too many times...😆

[@jeffreyardziejewski2547]

If it wasn’t for this song, rock n roll would have died a long time ago.

[@ryancarbray9430]

David Bowie has entered the comments…

[@EBikeBuilder_]

I’m certified to ride the tiiiires 🤘

[@mead1353]

so gooood

[@ElViejoPull]

Brutalllll🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

[@chimichawnga]

Hell yeah

[@VeeVeeArcher]

ultradynamico 😮

[@Manalyve99]

Grand funk on rubber

[@xjaybirdx309]

Fuck yes

[@miguelcampos9304]

Jajaja loco!

[@xerxoid9331]

YEAH

[@TheDestroy98]

calice ahhahah 👌👌👌

[@chicken045]

wait what's that rhythmic sound at the end that almost sounds like clapping?

[@amunman]

В Зимнем одобрено

[@knife1406]

where to grab the ultra dynamico gloves!

[@ultraromance]

those are some Rivbike.com gloves with our stamp on them. could DIY them

[@justincrittle4704]

#wobblyalumalithspork

[@kaffeemitcola6506]

Thats from outer space but one question I ask myself is: Does a cyclist from space need a pump in outer space? Colles Video 🙋‍♀Liebe Grüße

[@ultraromance]

This is a reasonable question. We are updating our pressure journals and currently researching the ideal PSI for space travel.

[@kaffeemitcola6506]

@@ultraromance How much tirepressure is necessary for a supple ride on the moon? Ok thanks for that Update, i am looking forward to read it when I have saved some money for my ticket on Elon Musks oder Jeff Bezos Vehikle to start my tour to outer space. Liebe Grüße 🙋🏼‍♀️

[@fabiobraido2571]

🤟🤣🤣🤣

[@mc540flip]

Where do I take my application for Dynamic certification?

[@KillingTimewithStyle]

Portland USA

[@mc540flip]

@@KillingTimewithStyle I’ll fax it right over!

[@KillingTimewithStyle]

@@mc540flip Fax 😂

[@noptimized]

...but can they jump sharks?

[@ultraromance]

with the right tires you can really wheelie right over em

[@ultraromance]

but you’d void the warranty

[@gabrieliusveiverys8340]

Wat da fack

[@mattcrane]

A. I should eat healthier so I look like Ron. B. Did you pack your partners bikes?

[@ultraromance]

always recommend healthy eating! and yes, I did pack their Alumalith

[@JK-re8zn]

It is highly illegal to play hair metal on a Telecaster.

[@ultraromance]

agreed, we were mostly playing our hair with this telecaster for this unique sound

[@JK-re8zn]

@@ultraromance That's it, buddy. You're going to jail for a long time.