Fasting Contest (with Ben Schwartz)

In their fourth contest video Amir and Ben show why fasting makes them furious.
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[@DaaaahWhoosh]

I get it now. Amir would totally lose to a ham sandwich.

[@Brandd1]

+DaaaahWhoosh he was bread the whole time

[@javalin597]

+DaaaahWhoosh Wait, but dos it have mayo?

[@maxgarcia6057]

Yes

[@michaelcrowe111]

Anti-Semite!

[@donnythedealer2571]

How big is the ham sandwich

[@TomBombadil168]

God I miss these DVD jokes.

[@simonzimmerman166]

Remember it's going to come back in 4 years, in 4 months, and for 4 minutes.

[@TomBombadil168]

Whoa, wasn't expecting to see you here.

[@pelonis2523]

@@simonzimmerman166 I come from the future

[@Steve-vf7se]

Sure, sure you do

[@creator-link]

Simon Zimmerman hello

[@dickjohnson9996]

This is one of those sketches that you have to go back and rewatch after knowing he was bread the whole time. The hints are subtle, but they're there.

[@WilliamHasMelted]

Yeah like how he is wearing glasses

[@jonnil1997]

@@WilliamHasMeltedclassic bread move

[@JeremyHoffman]

Dueling a ham sandwich

[@umno9830]

I love the fact that Ben Schwartz’s character is so insane he makes AMIR the straight man.

[@polreamonn]

And it's not forced at all.

[@zedx50]

Ben Schwartz 2013: Fasting Contest Ben Schwartz 2020: Sonic the Hedgehog Coincidence? I think NOT

[@Xomage999]

Gotta go fast!

[@myklelara]

HE WAS BREAD THE WHOLE TIIIIMMEEE!!!!!!

[@PukketeerFigs591]

I’m not sure but is he someone from the new duck tales

[@luckerleyjean6168]

656 still watch theses videos! the real ones

[@oldprofile17]

Whats the connection

[@TimmyMcGowan]

I thought I caught them making a mistake when I realized hours 1-3 and 6 were of them in one spot arguing about the ham sandwich fight but then realized it's much funnier to think they left and did other things and then returned to the designated ham sandwich brick wall debate area

[@nunu7797]

what are you

[@michaelholtz599]

This is game theory level detective work.

[@williehopscotch]

Wow, I think I just found the biggest asshole on the internet. Quite an accomplishment!

[@yellurbandana]

@@bilbojenkins9105 And you're an ass.

[@diapermoney9545]

Same same

[@XBLGR]

Ben is to Amir what Amir is to Jake.

[@Search4truth488]

+Sam Lewis This is outside the J&A Universe.

[@kuudez]

+Sam Lewis Sam is to Amir what Amir is to Jake

[@stonefang12]

+kuudez Truth

[@cft3022]

+kuudez Nailed It.

[@ThePaintTrain]

+Sam Lewis Nah they're pretty equal

[@reachforacreech]

I CANT HAVE A GODDAM RAISIN BREAK!

[@BigbubbaBrad998]

Thank you, I was looking for this exact quote because I saw it in the video and I was looking for someone that spelled it out for me word for word

[@edwardoconnell8731]

No raisin breaks

[@catherinelilly-howe5328]

I quote, “I can’t have a god damn raisin!” and, “He was bread the whole time,” to myself regularly.

[@robertobernui2967]

Glad to know I'm not alone in this

[@lusteraliaszero]

love how he throws raisins at the bread.

[@malachiterose4968]

' You found out he was bread the whole time' OMG THATS GOLD

[@malachiterose4968]

(The sixth sense one)

[@baksh]

Blue Bowties oh my God they fucking told us....

[@SFMoiz]

Did anyone else want to hear the rest of Ben's song?

[@Brandd1]

+SFMoiz yes. i was really into it. i was pretty sure it would get interrupted in some way though T.T.

[@Roronoa2zoro]

If you're into the beat look up "Drift Away" by Dobie Gray

[@henryhighlights3462]

Ulquiorra4sama yeah but I wanted to hear the rest of that version

[@alexanderx33]

Give me a burger and some sauce creole, I wanna dip chips in your salsa bowl and eat all day. EAT All Day!!

[@snubbyj]

I loved the glasses bit. Very funny B-)

[@pbjtime321]

I still sing “Well give me a beef bowl and eat bok choy, I want to get dipped in some sauce that’s soy and eat all day. Wanna eat all day Gimme some leeks, koi and Dover sole I want to eat Lox in my sushi rolls and eat all day. EAT ALL DAAAY…”

[@fitzfitzchivalry4538]

They were almost breaking through that whole song 😂

[@A2Ztigers]

Ftr they were parodying Drift Away by Dobie Gray if you ever want to listen to the original

[@KyleLi]

The old days of College Humor... yes.

[@kahlandar21]

couldnt agree more

[@bongle3726]

This isn’t the old days, Collegehumor has existed since like 1999.

[@lucozade8373]

Humour*

[@saqlainalvi5485]

When did the new shit show begin?

[@0cramoi]

I remember when ch invented the concept of humor like it was 2012... Because it was

[@toastweek3745]

I love that Amir stops Ben from eating raisins half way through even though he would've won if he didn't!

[@user-xx5nk1wv1e]

Gosh, I love Ben.

[@Laytho2]

sydney yendys Your profile pic fits your comment.

[@Brandd1]

+sydney yendys same

[@crazyboinboing]

Agreed! ❤️

[@carlym9347]

s who doesn’t

[@GuadalupeHernandez-yb5tz]

me too ♥

[@forrestice101]

Are they in alaska? because some how there is 14 hours of sunlight

[@WWEFAN952]

Touché

[@TLIMalcom]

You don't have to live in Alaska to have 14 hours of sunlight. I live in Virginia, and in August, when this was posted, it gets light before 6 AM and gets dark at around 8:30 PM

[@forrestice101]

Well there was more than 14. Thats just when i thought of the comment

[@ianmcstruthers9937]

Jack, you're missing the point of the video

[@EhtaZUGGE]

They could as well be in Finland.

[@sant1to]

Ben Schwartz & Amir compliment each other so well as acting partners.

[@samuelperezgarcia]

You mean complement? I guess they would compliment each other too...

[@BTown31]

why didn't Amir let Ben have his raisin break? then he would've won!

[@Terra_Byte_Tech]

IBendon Amir was feeling slightly generous.

[@Toothpick91]

Because he was bread the whole time !

[@sasom7274]

IBendon I know

[@GuadalupeHernandez-yb5tz]

I C A N T H A V E A G O D D A M N R A I S I N

[@Saurophaganax1931]

Because he couldn’t resist depriving him of what he loves, even if it meant prolonging the contest.

[@kerfuffle5722]

"Do you know what's crazy? I love oranges but I hate orange juice." "I'm the same way - I mean, I love tomatoes but I hate the way Japanese people drive." "What?"

[@arshd1420]

Such an underrated line

[@JoshuaQiujuanjuanjuan]

After 15 hours, its still bright outside Logic

[@Disorganized_Goblin]

You realize that during the summer solstice on each of the poles there can be 24 hours of sunlight? Who's to say this video wasn't shot outside of Santa's workshop.

[@krisdeagle4864]

Ever thought it was a different day? 4pm is still light and by 7am, it's definitely light the next day.

[@JoshuaQiujuanjuanjuan]

:O

[@yazanodeh8002]

Because they were totally in Antarctica

[@ericpomainville7367]

Who gives a shit, meanwhile he can't have a goddamn raisin bran

[@A-Duck]

"Duvuhdee player" Jesus, this guy...

[@BigbubbaBrad998]

Thank you, I was needing this quote for later use. Also, thank you for your indirect commentary

[@A-Duck]

You're welcome, my love.

[@meganreilly9944]

I loved the way he said that

[@ThrillaWhale]

Ben looks like a comedy Jew version of Andrew Garfield.

[@jake29t1]

Ben's been on the podcast doug loves movies a few times, and every time Doug Benson asks him about the Amazing Spiderman movies.

[@NNov1996]

Speak of the ignorance. Andrew Garfield is Jewish too!

[@concavius]

Nisan Nova Oh god. They're breeding.

[@DendyJungle]

Sylis Vandomeur it's news to you that jews breed? what rock do you live under?

[@lumzan1]

I am watching this in the month of Ramadan, what a coincidence.

[@moro526]

I hear you man, I can't have a goddamn piece of tamr

[@doni6324]

Me too.

[@paulmag91]

Just have some raisins.

[@sasom7274]

Ew

[@toastedfish1105]

Same

[@everettlogan2433]

People might hate me for this but the chemistry between Amir's character and Ben Schwartz' character is waaaay better than jake and amir's characters.

[@regalpanda4224]

Not really, they are too similar. At least with jake and amir there is some contrast. Amir and Ben would get boring quicker.

[@GamerModz123]

Regal Panda I feel like their great when all 3 are together

[@regalpanda4224]

GamerModz123 Oh yeah when all three of them are together hell yeah. But not just Amir and Ben. They are funny in small doses. But like a full fledged show based on the two of them wouldn't work.

[@Frabjous1]

***** In getting along so well by being apathetic about just about everything, they create an absurdist dynamic not exactly present with Jake. I think it's wonderful.

[@Syrange13]

Frabjous Yeah, this is kinda how I imagine my internal dialogues.

[@TheAwkwardStuffShow]

spoiler alert Amir was bread the whole time

[@MissSilanda]

I hate you😩😂😂😂 . I was literally waiting for the time he'd turn into bread the entire time

[@WatskyIsTheMan]

J

[@gomcocramp]

@@MissSilanda well to be fair he wrote spoiler alert

[@MissSilanda]

@@gomcocramp so?

[@krishnadoraisamy2042]

“I’m gonna make you eat those words” This aged like fine wine

[@DiskoSpider]

Almost 2021 and I still can't hear Doobie Brother's "Give Me The Beat Boys" without singing out loud "I wanna get lost in a sauce that's soy"

[@TitanCrusher101]

What

[@Uub141Forever]

That is one really long day.

[@erikharris860]

I can't have a goddamn raisin break!!!!!

[@patrickcurtain4726]

Is that jean-ralphio

[@MJordanrocks2002]

Patrick Curtain yes

[@ca1vinyoung]

The wooooorst

[@featherman9]

Nope, it’s cherry dude

[@Tomosshow]

@@featherman9 no, it's carrot slatt

[@ZaneMillecchia]

I wish college humor made funny stuff more often

[@defeater5497]

+Zane Millecchia Its not CollegeHumor, its Jake and Amir.

[@ZaneMillecchia]

truuuuuuuuue that man

[@ZombieByte]

if they did then that would become the standard and they would need to make wayy better content to stand out from the new norm... i'm really high right now and i forgot what my original point was

[@ZaneMillecchia]

ZombieByte my man Zombie Byte keep it rockin and rollin

[@gencd9545]

11 hours and the sun is still up huh :D

[@mytchyl]

Time doesn't advance in the dimension through which College Humor videos are recorded and broadcasted, unless night is a crucial part of the video.

[@theghostmachine]

It was summer..

[@EhtaZUGGE]

***** Scandinavia is enough, no need to go to Alaska :)

[@MoeTeeee]

Probably in canada, sun sets at 9pm lmao

[@danzifer]

They traveled the surface of the earth along with the sun. Duh!

[@sadisticunicorn4854]

Man Oregon has some dumb laws...

[@Ethan-vu5bp]

I CANT EAT A GODDAMN RASIN??

[@Crystal15575AJ]

I just noticed that Ben Shwartz is fucking Randy Cunningham.

[@bunnyfaceperson123]

and

[@BurnoutFilmsHD]

+bunnyfaceperson123 John Ralphio

[@danshylboodhoo2455]

You walked in on them in the bedroom or what?

[@GuadalupeHernandez-yb5tz]

yass

[@r3n3gad33]

'Fasting Contest' Ironic how this starred Sonic

[@Jeed71]

Never get so old watching Ben Schwartz :D he's my idol even in his new cartoon series RC9GN

[@sherlock3134]

I have a feeling that they just wrote the concept of an eating contest and just made up most of the dialogue, cause most of this seems pretty adlibbed to me

[@powerliftingteen8129]

Jeffrey Slagle what?

[@clumsysandbocks5650]

Maybe, but they had DVD props in advance.

[@KhalifaKevin]

He was bread the whole time

[@katelynpringle5506]

I kinda wish there was a sketch that was a DVD-off between these two

[@NYStateOfMind986]

Amir and Ben need to do a full version seafood song parody

[@uniofqld]

What's the original song called?

[@NYStateOfMind986]

Kevin Naderian Drift Away, there's been tons of covers over the years. the original is from like the 70s i think. google is your friend

[@uniofqld]

***** Thanks :)

[@lilgabbo2587]

7 years later: video game characters

[@jamesknittel7337]

The way Ben looks towards a non-existent audience at 0:40 is gold and I do it all the time

[@i3piggies123]

I ship them so hard.

[@Fantazious]

WOW! Your are one big pathetic loser.

[@dillanwherry6741]

i LOVE how Amir smiles the ENTIRE time!!! 😂😂😂

[@LooneyDude]

I CAN'T HAVE A GODDAMN RAISIN BREAK

[@Jonafridge]

Ben Schwartz can sing, I didn't realise

[@Reckless-mindfulness]

I fasted 19 hrs in ramadan month this year, felt a bit hungry after 8 hrs of physical work but in normal days it was easy as anything.

[@svenniepennie4237]

Yes but muslims train every year, so obviously they are going to be better at fasting.

[@knifetoucher]

I fast for 8 hours every day. And by fast I mean drive my Nissan GT-R.

[@hamdanandalousiy4232]

ZeitLan Inc. No you don't have a nissan gtr. stop lying kid. The closest you got to a GTR was on a youtube video.

[@knifetoucher]

Haani Pasha I can smell your envy from here.

[@hamdanandalousiy4232]

I can smell mommy's milk from your mouth. Kid.

[@mdougf]

"I can't eat a GODDAMN raisin!?"

[@mightyone3737]

I used to hate tomatoes, and then I tried growing some and found out that they can be delicious! This year I forced a determinate tomato to rush to completion via heavy fertilization, it was crazy getting a whole crop out of a plant by early August, and in Canada! You could try a tomato sandwich, that also helped convert me, it's just toasted bread that is well buttered and a good slice of tomato, it's surprisingly good. Nowadays when I need the upgraded version I melt cheese over some bacon (you could use something else, like those fried onion Indian stores sell under the cheese), it's just beyond words with a few leaves of lettuce and a tomato slice!

[@rock3tcatU233]

These are the fastest jews ever...

[@HoboTechHelp]

rock3tcat (ⵙⴰⵔⵓⵅ) I'm spotting that Tamazight

[@rock3tcatU233]

Hobo Tech Tally ho my friend! Are you Amazigh by any chance?

[@HoboTechHelp]

You're damn right I am brother!

[@NikSwiftDigs]

Wait, as in the culture found in Algeria?

[@HoboTechHelp]

Nikolaus Cox I mean it's in all of north africa from Mali to Libya. I'm from Morocco, I don't know where rock3tcat (ⵙⴰⵔⵓⵅ) is from.

[@andrewmichos3404]

The ham sandwich argument was hilarious!!!

[@rolansurbs8954]

i think im gonna "throw UP" made me laugh the hardest! lol

[@TheZMoviesInc]

Ha! Fasting! Fast! Because he’s Sonic!!

[@wesley2936]

Spam '1' for Ben's sexy wiggle. Press '4' repeatedly if you wanna hear Amir tell you to grow up. Press '5' repeatedly for something Captain Obvious would say. And spam '9' to see Ben laugh Amir's laugh!

[@wesley2936]

Also, press '2' for the video's title. If you are lucky and Spam '6' you can hear Ben say "gid!"

[@JakeLangenderfer]

B: Gimme a beef bowl, and eat bok choy, B: I wanna get dipped in some sauce that's soy B: And eat all day... B: (right?) A: Wanna eat all day... A: Gimme some leeks koi and oversalt A: I wanna eat lox in my sushi roll A: And eat all day. B: Eat all day! B: A-gimme a burger- A: That's enough! B: Yeah... A: A burger? B: I know, it was stupid, it was fish stuff, I'm sorry. B: But like- A: No.

[@BooToThePast]

Jake Langenderfer dude thank you!

[@oyst4man]

John Ralphio much?

[@rokkvi09]

It's Jean Ralphio. And no... Title literally includes his name.... Ben Schwarts.

[@djs669]

He threw raisins at him at the end!

[@ryanchurasthemgtow7522]

I only clicked on this video because I thought the title said "Farting Contest".

[@mrsfinnthehuman]

When people ask me what my sense of humor is, all I have to do is show them this video

[@counter-terrorists4859]

Muslims do this for a month

[@DARE0451]

I CAN'T EAT A GODDAMN RAISIN?

[@Blargaha]

They eat and drink when the sun has gone down.

[@samuelperezgarcia]

Blargaha exactly. Did you see the sun go down? No. Thank you.

[@vahidmirkhani]

Amir is Jewish so he had done that tons of times. Don't mess with pros :)))

[@symphonyofaria]

Whoop de doo nobody cares

[@IfIHadMyTimeAgain]

Ben Truly is a gift to this world

[@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy]

I CANT HAVE A GODDAMN RAISIN BREAK????

[@wiilli4471]

I think I have to throw up! *Throws UP the movie* I feel bette. Me too.

[@sophialissin832]

XD

[@BigbubbaBrad998]

Thank you, I didn't know that this specific thing happened in this specific video I just watched in which this exact comment shows up

[@joshkary5040]

BagelField4 You've said that same thing so many times in this one video alone that I'm starting to get annoyed more by you bringing it up than them quoting the movie.

[@BigbubbaBrad998]

Josh Kary If you are referring to Sophia Lissin then I have nothing to say to you. If you are speaking to Willi Barney then I have nothing to say to you. If you are referring to me, then I have something to say to you. Even though I am devout to pointing the flaws in people's skill of commenting, or lack thereof, I am still eager to find out the lengths people will go to to find a meaning within a quote of a video that speaks to them on a personal level. You have left a sour taste in my mouth having read your comment. I cannot believe the audacity one has to reply to another with hateful, off-putting, remarks as yourself. It pains me deeply to believe that there are people out there, like you, that thrive on the negativity caused by their retaliations to someone else's comment that has nothing to do with the person held accountable for their actions. Did you know that you can turn off the comment section below your video if you feel the need to? I think that more channels that produce content for us need to take the step in the right direction and deprive people such as yourself from their wicked and destructive addictions of being mean and hateful to others.

[@joshkary5040]

BagelField4 I don't thrive off of it, and truth be told the reason I spoke in the manner I did is because you posted that on at least three different comments, with nothing but the aspiration of critiquing someone posting something in simple fun.

[@dksannkat141]

*"He was bread the whole time"* Lmao 😂😂😂😭

[@eswain28]

I can’t eat a goddamn raisin gets me every time

[@phrophannus]

It's funny how hours goes by and the lighting doesn't change at all.

[@aakashdusane]

took me 10 years to realise the app -> appetizer joke. FML.

[@chaos_ae]

I thought it said farting contest

[@unicornbravo3999]

ME TOO:)

[@felynecomrade]

Who would win in a fasting contest, Ben or a ham sandwich?

[@HarperNguyen]

Does it have Mayo?

[@sageyprincess]

i swear these are the two best people in the world

[@korhanalparslan8730]

I miss these. Anybody else from 2018?

[@robk8310]

I can’t believe they passed up this opportunity “How do I look?” “Blurry”

[@MyKCchiefs]

you can see a finger under the table moving the bread XD

[@philipwesselhofff]

You actually thought the Amir was bread the whole time? Idiot

[@Wataheadable]

PhlpxWslf I think you are the idiot.

[@doggins]

He was chalk the whole time

[@michaellikeaboss]

How is it not getting dark?

[@mumbo_fuze2484]

HOUR 10 FINALLY razon break! No,no razons I can't have a GOD DAMME RAZON BREAK! XD

[@DendyJungle]

Raisin

[@o0Spurs0o]

"Razon"

[@mevicky100]

proving in 2013 that Ben Schwartz does indeed “gotta go fast”

[@FeederForLife]

Ben said his name in this one He's not meant to do that

[@jacobdietz1444]

Why not?

[@EmberGlow1261]

Robert Monjo He's meant to be called Cherry Dude. Or whatever he comes up with.

[@Harrison1875]

EmberGlow1261 No no, this isn't set in the Jake and Amir universe.

[@FeederForLife]

Harrison1875 You're right. I didn't actually realize that until I found the other contest videos a few days ago. I am very happy with the discovery; Ben Schwartz is hilarious

[@Twistedjingles]

I'm going to miss this so much it hurts :(

[@hallokity123]

+epic cylnder This isn't jake and amir

[@abcdabc5327]

+Chuck Hayes but amir left college humour, it's ben and amir, silly silly man

[@ADogToy]

How did they go 15 hours and it still be light out the whole time. ... Oh, of course! He was bread the whole time!

[@MattttG3]

I fasted and didn't sleep for 4 days straight. Started hallucinating but wasn't as hard as youd imagine. Just don't expect your brain to work well for talking to others.

[@MattttG3]

***** hahahh me? Not at all, I'm just a atheist New Yorker bro but I only did it with the help of my adhd meds.

[@MattttG3]

I'm glad your intrigued! Have a good day, sir.

[@twooks]

+Taylan S that was some stupid ass shit

[@donotworried]

Does your company have a DVD player?

[@rahulcheeran2773]

You know the ONE thing that didn't make sense? How come in 15 hours it didn't get dark?

[@ClockworkOrangeImagination]

Oh cool, Sonic’s in this. (I’m from the future.)

[@skullkidzzz]

4:20 Ben's reaction. I felt so bad when I saw it.

[@yomayradrpr1]

Anyone else coming back to witness how the future voice of sonic the hedgehog sounds like

[@RevolutionaryMexican]

Proxi Poo it took me too long to find this comment

[@yomayradrpr1]

Phil I couldn’t find one so I made one myself

[@sabrinacollins8135]

Dude, I do this every day, for 30 days, every year. I will take you BOTH on. I. AM. THE BREAD. #ramadantheseraisins

[@suisui7481]

00:50 I am going to make you eat your words Well that reversed on Sonic

[@DrMacadoo]

There's a joke in here somewhere about how this episode is about fasting, and Ben Schwartz is now Sonic

[@TravilingMystery]

At 3:42 I thought he was going to mention how it's illegal to eat Ice cream on Sundays in Oregon, only because old laws once outdated are not removed, or re-written, so even though it isn't enforced or many people know about it, it it technically illegal.

[@comeoncarl5616]

After 13 hours the daylight hasn't changed...Guys I think this might actually be fake.

[@carson1084]

If it's been 12 hours, how is it still daytime???

[@abigailthomas6622]

Ben Schwartz can do no wrong. I can't wait to see the next video he does with Jake and Amir.

[@ake1739]

Jean ralphioooo

[@wish7540]

Sorry but he’s the fastest thing alive.

[@sweetiguess]

I love how Ben Schwartz is to Amir. As Amir is to Jake Proof: "the Amir vs ham sandwhich debate" These guys rock together

[@JCstock]

Randy Cunningham?

[@JCstock]

***** Nope

[@TheyCallMeSkribble]

MICHIYO966 It is him.

[@MrLord971]

That's from "To Kill a Mockingbird" right?

[@emmaamand3534]

Ben makes the voice for Randy Cunningham

[@JCstock]

Emma Åmand www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/02/shocked.gif