The Entire* Magic the Gathering Story in 10 mins

[@Spice8Rack]

Lots of people have been asking, so here it is: The Spice 8 Rack Patreon Page, where all* your dreams can come true! www.patreon.com/spice8rack *Dreams must be limited to: Donating money to some Welsh idiot who frequently leaves typos in his own video essays.

[@xavisimon3095]

Tom cruise pretty much copy-pasted the argument of "abre los ojos" de Alejandro Amenábar, he prety much requested someone to re-tailor the movie for him and US. (I think it whas the most expensive and stupid way to ask Penelope Cruz on a date ¬_¬) I havent seen the copy, seems like it whas a bad copy, I remember the writing of the original one as good and original. (good 22 years ago wen I whas 16, now probably the argument is o longer original but you have to se it in a context) www.imdb.com/title/tt0259711/?ref_=nv_sr_1?ref_=nv_sr_1 www.imdb.com/title/tt0125659/?ref_=nv_sr_1?ref_=nv_sr_1 I think you can se the orignal one as spanish a clasic in a context, its kind of watching Soylent Green today. other clasic spanish movies in case you want to have another point of vew about the countri: El dia de la bestia www.imdb.com/title/tt0112922/?ref_=nv_sr_1?ref_=nv_sr_1 Tesis www.imdb.com/title/tt0117883/

[@MementoMori1001]

F U im supposed to stop playing this game.

[@felixmortem1177]

Lorwyn/Shadowmoor is a 7 on the Rabiah scale so I wouldn't hold your breath for a return to it anytime soon

[@lizzie5464able]

You should do an extended version of this video for those who want to fully understand the timeline!

[@luckyghost117]

Any one that wants to fully understand the time line should read the books. Highly recommend

[@roki4599]

Which books?.. where do i start?

[@luckyghost117]

@@roki4599 "the brothers war" is a great first book. You can start with "the thran" but I honestly believe it's better if you go back and read it 2nd. Followed by "planeswalker" and "time streams" and "bloodlines" Fast forward quite a few books I suggest rath and storm and the complete story that follows Urza and the phyrexians.

[@lizzie5464able]

@@luckyghost117 Some people have learning disabilities or trouble with reading comprehension that value videos like this tremendously!

[@theoschuh4571]

Oh,good god,that video’d be 5 hours long

[@QuestionableObject]

"You are a planeswalker" For the low low cost of your entire college savings for a bucket full of cards you won't be able to use in a year

[@nolangray3463]

Just play Modern, Commander, or Pioneer.

[@warrynfullagar745]

Questionable Object you do know that's only standard right. Only one way to play. That's pretty petty mate.

[@malcolmpayne3598]

Laughs in EDH

[@rigobertradowitzki189]

Sell one of your modern decks and buy 20 Pauper decks.

[@brownbricks6017]

Why would you ever play a rotating format?

[@DeepCDiva]

The silly hat thing reminded me: A long time ago, I think '98, my father entered a fairly big local Magic tournament that required some role-playing, either by wearing some wizard hat and robes, bringing a miniature/statuette to represent you on the board or something like that, to get in the mood. Now, my father didn't have the money to sport dragon statuettes or pretend to be a Knight so he used an old costume of EL CHAPULÍN COLORADO(A spoof hero from a Mexican show) and brought a little plush bull with a tie(his excuse to call it a minotaur) in order to enter. He placed 4th, in what he described as "purely lucky matches against very frustrated mages".

[@jfp0763]

Chapolin Colorado my beloved

[@hungryowl1559]

😂

[@MrFForger]

"Sorin Markov: a weeb" Well, he did make himself a perfect waifu though.

[@afk5112]

Hes also THE bain of edh

[@oftenbetterthanone]

*Spice 8 Rack:* "Each set and block is chock full of stories" *Theros Beyond Death:* "HAHAHAHAhahahahaa"

[@Alessandro-vv2fh]

"Elspeth came back to life and Heliod has been punished for it. I guess that Titans and other shit came out from the Underworld with her and Klothys wants to push them back... but who cares, really?"

[@WeAreClaves]

Big monsters, rawr.

[@genzananiri9831]

suddenly: Ashiok

[@martindouge1947]

@@Alessandro-vv2fh Ashiok : "haha memories of Phyrexia go brrrrrrr"

[@totallycarbon2106]

Hey at least it got the best dnd 5e sourcebook that WotC have published. So I guess we get to make all our stories in there :')

[@Xildatin_ethan]

"How will Elspeth ever return from the dead?!" Wizards be like - Theros Beyond Death

[@RGC_animation]

Dying is a mere suggestion in Magic.

[@edwinrich3185]

I dont get it

[@AS34N]

As a newer player to MTG...i absolutely loved this condensed lore vid. Would love to see your take on the entire timeline in a future vid

[@urosprodic137]

So you are telling me mtg doesnt have a singular continuous story unless some villain decides to connect multiple planes?

[@MetPhD]

Because Karn forgot to wipe his boots. ROFL

[@Furno-hm8yp]

nice profile pic!

[@MetPhD]

@@Furno-hm8yp Thanks :-)

[@Furno-hm8yp]

@@MetPhD :D

[@chasbickel9185]

@@saby7825 it's a hydralisk from SC....

[@williamphelps6674]

What a treat, got here after your epic void-showdown with The Prof, Sam, and Marcus.

[@chaoticneutral7573]

Marvel and DC: we have best constructed multiverse systems Wizards of the cost : hold my bear

[@JackDuripper]

2/2

[@cliff9887]

Don’t think they actually said that

[@enitsu-142]

Indeed, I shall hold that bear. What’s the worst that could happen?

[@gormauslander]

*Surrak Dragonclaw*:\*anger noises*

[@GinjaNinja-qy6nj]

Then there's CoD's Zombies Storyline... Which is catching up.

[@joshnorman3110]

This channel is brilliant and you are hilarious and informative, I really hope you keep it up and get all the subscribers you deserve man. Absolute bang up job

[@ryanduffy45]

Youre on the path to KZbin greatness, bro.

[@Spice8Rack]

Ryan duffy that’s such a nice thing to say, thank you!!

[@moxavenger]

Legendary KZbineness.

[@S0ULS4VER]

@@Spice8Rack i hope you take over the world one day

[@dapperdragon5602]

2:31 "He was a soldier boy" YOUUUU XD Oh, oh so brilliant.

[@edienano1013]

most people these days prob didnt even get that reference.... but here i danced instantly

[@kevinhill4190]

This was fantastic, it's interesting to see how much changed in just the four year span between this video and now. Props to Koth for making it through the Womblehole phase XD

[@megadog9305]

Genuinely the first time I've subscribed when asked to. You've sold me.

[@Spice8Rack]

AAH! You're an incredibly kind soul, thank you for the sub!

[@cutecommie]

Are planes flat? They're often depicted as such. But there are also round planets in the sky in some cards. How do physics work in Magic?

[@wilddogspam]

Obviously only flat surfaces can sustain life, which is why the Earth is flat and everything else in the sky is round.

[@Andreych95]

"It just works"

[@alexvoegele9389]

What about crucible of worlds? Are all those planets planes, or do they just exist within one plane?

[@cutecommie]

@BTIsaac Now that's interesting. I'm reminded of Super Mario Galaxy where there are round planets with multiple layers and flat-ish planets that have a black hole below them, so that you are pulled "down".

[@grizzlymanverneteil4443]

Poorly, that's how they work.

[@robertlafayette2715]

I'm an old dude who's a die hard hardcore Magic player! This video was a trip down memory lane! Thanks! Favorite card combo: Teferis Puzzle Box/Underworld Dreams. Later!

[@alexfisher4442]

Will sorin ever escape from that rock???

[@Spice8Rack]

I have a prediction about that in the video dropping tmw!

[@amc6169]

I want him to make a surprise visit in war of the spark. I believe I saw him on one of the glass panels in the trailer.

[@straikychan]

@@amc6169 Yes, but there seem toi be ALL planeswalkers that are considered alive. The first glass panel even shows Garruk, who is undoubtedly alive, but defintely not well.

[@JuanPerez-iq5ql]

@@straikychan I didn't see Garruk but I was desperately looking for him he is my favorite. Which panel was he on?

[@Shrimp4Gura]

Maybe, but nahiri fused him to it with her lithomancy, and she pretty much hates him, so he might be stuck there for eternity

[@SWATmedivac]

Bro if I got thanked by Jesus personally for helping him I'd be a bit emotional

[@benhall3795]

Love your videos so far, and I’m so happy that someone is covering the lore and in a fun and interesting way! Hope you have as much fun making these as I have watching them.

[@thomaszampino6369]

Love discovering channels like this.

[@Spice8Rack]

I love being discovered by people like you! :D

[@DrunkenPilotVideos]

"Number 19: He is always watching you know" xD that killed me

[@judashemo]

You made me laugh you get a sub the algorithm has chosen it's champion

[@Squishyobsidian]

I love the god tier editing humor! insta sub

[@andrewwalker6204]

Literally one of the only Magic KZbinrs I will consistently come back to and rewatch videos multiple times. The videos are just so fun and interesting that I can't help but watch 33 godless minutes of goblin analysis on 4 separate occasions.

[@jegharbogen8011]

This videos thumbnail should have been *10 min of confusing but yet useful information about MTG universe*

[@tonyj8011]

Yeah, I didn’t find this video helpful at all.

[@Exops232]

Of all the MTG videos I have watched, this is definitely the most fun.

[@JonSteitzer]

"he's got his fingers in lots of pies," with a pic of Jonathan Pie is a pretty ribald little jest m'friend

[@logansanchez7998]

"Daddy wants a patreon" You just got yourself a subscriber right there friend

[@Spice8Rack]

Thanks for the daddy related support!

[@shmackydoo]

Excellent video, very humorous and engaging. Love the number edits throughout, each with their own spice, my fav was how number 5 rotated in a Pentagon lol

[@D3CAD0]

Nicely put together and a good sense of humour. I had liked your video after the wizards skit and subscribed by the second showing of Niall Silvain. Looking forward to your future content!

[@whitehawkgt7270]

New player watching this in 2020! Loved it, awesome work!!

[@Dosarphic]

6:18 "a weeb" idk but i laughted so hard xD

[@fortafied]

Got me so good I had to pause I was laughing so much

[@dolphincat1446]

*singing* 3:41 he's here, 6:47 He's there 10:16 he's everwhere Please leave me alone, Niall silvain!

[@vondoom3141]

Love that doom beat when your talking about the villain

[@iyrliaes]

Thanks for giving me nightmares of Niall Silvain for the next month.

[@aidenbrowning5599]

Niall Silvain is my entire life. Also video was frickin amazing

[@leopuntel]

Thank god I found this channel

[@jimmysmith2249]

Holy shit. I am watching this three years later, and am boggled by the fact that this vid is talking about ol' nicky bolas; it feels like a decade has happened in mtg product since we last were worried about that dragon clown, but it has been less than three years. Dude, thanks for that reality check. There is value in watching older archived stuff of your favourite content creators.

[@dennismonk9559]

now half the gatewatrch are compleated phrexia zombies, not looking hopeful

[@CC-vf2dc]

Does anyone know the name of the song at 5:30? It's not one of the songs in the description.

[@rsalameh178]

you sir are hilarious and i look forward to much more content from you

[@Spice8Rack]

Thank you Mr. Salameh! I love lovely comments like this and I hope you enjoy my future videos :D

[@dashofsparkle7627]

Hey Spice, Thanks for the video. I picked Magic up around the Return To Ravnica block and was so enchanted by the artwork I felt that there HAD to be more story behind it. Cue an unsuccessful search for MTG books at my library, but I never got rid of my cards, even when I lost my MTG players' group. I recently stumbled across your channel and was once again entranced by the artwork, so much so that the art (especially that of the Simic Combine) has inspired me to write my own novel. I actually picked up a massive box of Gatecrash cards as well, in hopes of teaching some of my new friends (and for inspiration. Cheers!

[@MegaDJMaggi]

Humour level: Magic I have no idea what I've watched and what's the story 😅😅

[@charleslauricella156]

Its a funny video but only good for people who already know the stories

[@andreysantos5288]

...also...background sounds...way too loud.. \o/

[@nikolajovanovski7481]

This is one of the most fun magic videos I've seen since I started playing a mount ago, cheers

[@Battleguild]

Bolas stirs the pot, gets knocked down... Bolas stirs the pot, gets knocked down.... Bolas stirs the pot, hasn't been knocked down yet.

[@marcusakiti7608]

This made me smile and laugh multiple times as I was eating breakfast this morning. Tip my hat good sir. Really appreciate that this video exists.

[@ryan_cowan]

And I thought Go Fish was complicated

[@ihxoi9623]

And I thought I was alone

[@phillipsandgren3094]

And I thought I was a wizard Harry.

[@havanufmtg271]

I hope its not too late, but this was a great video. This one taught me a few things. Thanks for the hard work that went into it

[@god9518]

Me being new to magic: what are we when we play magic? You: 9:10 in the video Me: hold on I need to get me wizard hat

[@nickphillips4035]

The edits and comedy of this video alone are worth every minute of your time.

[@javierpatag3609]

Good news! They got Nicol Bolas. He's gone. Sort of. But permanently. More or less. We can move on now.

[@PlatinumBalrog]

Until wizards decide, "nuh-uh" and bring him back with some bullshit reasoning

[@javierpatag3609]

@@PlatinumBalrog Totally agree with you there. Just as some characters should stay dead for good, some characters should stay imprisoned for good.

[@Xrahke]

He is solidly removed from the plot with a huuuuuge 'for now' you can basically be sure he won't be relevant until they really need to up the stakes in the future, like the planewalkers reviving him for aid against the return of emrakul or someshit

[@imsorrydave9000]

@@Xrahke while I can’t say he won’t come back, I can guarantee that won’t be the reason. The planeswalkers know as well as we do that Bolas would take advantage of an opportunity like that using his 9000 iq.

[@stephencalvird7276]

Why isnt this channel huge? This channel should be huge!

[@aarona7962]

will we get a part 2 of this? laughed so hard

[@Sunohn]

I know this video is old by now, but now I finally understand the whole planewalker mtg orgin story stuff. Thanks!

[@faznishib1988]

My lungs hurt. No, I haven't drank Phyrexian springwater.This is just a witty commentary.

[@tullivinicci]

I was looking for a simple video to tells the MTG story and I found a great hilarius superb full of joy entertainment! Thank you! U made this greater! Greetings from Brasil!

[@Thalo_Games]

high quality simple edits, nice jokes here and there. edit anything like this I will listen.

[@connarbanks7442]

Solid work my friend, just getting back in MTG (through MTG A) and it's about as fun as I remember!!

[@Spice8Rack]

Dude! Thanks so much for giving this a watch

[@nathanjones8667]

It’s neat seeing someone want to go back Lorwyn. Personally, I’d love to see shadowmoor too.

[@Rengad3s]

50k subscribers at the time of this comment. You deserve many more, and I'm certain they'll come in time. This video is an example of impeccably delivered humor/satire which doesn't obscure - rather, it enhances - the subject matter. The only time I've subscribed to a channel before finishing an introductory video.

[@JustHarris]

As someone who hasn't played in about 5 years and had there blue black wins god deck stolen from him by another planes walker... How much of my own British currency should I drop on this game to start up again?

[@Spice8Rack]

I would recommend putting aside maybe £50 to buy a fun commander deck that will never rotate out of the format and that you can play with your friends! I may make a video on this subject!

[@69ten]

@@Spice8Rack "2 monthe later "

[@SupraaHero]

Or just play mono blue tempo

[@Wohodix]

@JustHarris 5$ on the starting pack on mtg arena, and u never have to pay again.

[@SupraaHero]

@@69ten Better late than never.

[@BunjiBee]

i got recommended 4 different videos by you and they were all sick which is why its nuts that you only have 1200 subs , keep it up man

[@Spice8Rack]

Benjinn I have successfully bent the whim of the cruel KZbin Gods. Last week I had under 200 subs so I think this trajectory is pretty stellar for my first proper go at the KZbins

[@rafvanrompaey3791]

wel you sold me big time on "Niall Silvain"

[@qm230]

He's here? I should research the card

[@TriggerWarningAirsoftTeam]

This...... was genuinely entertaining! Great job! Subscribed (the Niall pic did it... christ he's sexy!)

[@Froobish]

Love this. Please make more fun stuff like this!

[@pjjones306]

Please do more lore videos! this one's a gem.

[@ryansolomon7922]

What an excellent video. Why has every MTG player not liked this already!!! I would be super keen for the books/arcs to be told like this in video format with the beautiful art shown. I've searched high and low for audiobook versions of the books, but to no avail... I would totally be a patreon for this type of content.

[@Spice8Rack]

Gosh dude what a lovely thing to say, thanks so much. I'm considering setting up a pateron after getting so many comments about if I have one or not haha

[@Spice8Rack]

Patreon is now set up!!! www.patreon.com/spice8rack

[@BarakxProject]

so good

[@Spice8Rack]

Thank you :D

[@matthew_thefallen]

Watched, laughed aaaaand... SUBSCRIBED!

[@Spice8Rack]

Big thank

[@ravemaster04]

Can you make a vid about magic's absurd card price in the secondary market?

[@Spice8Rack]

If there are commenters who leave paragraphs of vitriol about how I should starve to death in North Korea, all because I called Jacob Rees Mogg a dumb goblin, I doubt a diatribe on the failings of the "free" market would go down super well on the channel hahaha

[@ravemaster04]

@@Spice8Rack that is true. keep up the good work! love the content of your vids.

[@TheMorkSkogen]

What I was expecting : Well rounded, concise recap of the MTG story to date What I got : Looper's Top 19 facts about MTG lore I guess I cant complain, as I now know more than I did before lol XD

[@stephenjones3630]

Squirrel Dealer is by far my favorite card art.

[@lucifherbivore100]

You: "he's always watching you now." Me, complete beginner, doesn't know anything about this franchise: "Jokes on you, I'm into that shit." Okay, seriously: Thank you for this channel, I wanna get started with mtg and this is so helpful! ^-^

[@endoroboto]

My favorite part is when you mention Teferi gets dismembered by a dragon. Let's slow this down!

[@justinmorris3460]

Looking back from a year later Elspeth coming back from the dead is a real thing and not a throw away joke. Made me chuckle when he said that because it is answered.

[@Philson]

No mention of the shittiest block which I started on: Kamigawa.

[@87channels]

Educational and entertaining. I've subbed.

[@Big_Dai]

"Legendary cards have a meaningful relation with the plane's story".. Kamigawa

[@Sup3rD4ve]

MtG newbie here, thanks for making this video. Now I will not look like a complete and utter fool in front of all my friends. 👍

[@ezequielgomez6275]

Random fact: Bolas is balls in spanish. Good luck naming Nicol Bolas without thinking "Nicol Balls"

[@DAsrada]

That You are a Planeswalker bit makes me imagine what it must look like when I have Melira on board, Viscera Seer and Kitchen Finks. The finks just dying and coming back over and over again.

[@7outof10]

You are a demented hysterical mtg nerd I'm completely sold

Congratulations! I'm loving your videos! I am a content producer about Magic from Brasil and yours video format has given me many inspirations!

[@Spice8Rack]

I'm so glad my stuff reached you and it was enjoyable!

@@Spice8Rack For sure. I have a lot fun

[@jekblom123]

It's Dark Souls story telling before Dark Souls.

[@Turoksar]

My actual new favorite channel. Please keep doing an absolute godlike job, mate.

[@ToTheNines87368]

1:15 What is that dragon doing to that poor horse!?! Seems terribly demanding.

[@reindeernoise7907]

Ba dum tshh

[@_Piers_]

It's business, it's business time...

[@saby7825]

It's a cum creature, can't you tell?

[@spidohman6723]

Its the "demanding dragon's" artwork

[@dilophosaurussk4333]

8:58 what is that card called?

[@tobiasjakobsen8337]

I have never agreed with video so much

[@AspienPadda]

What an adorable little dude! He can't say his r right and has a sweet sense of humour and did you seeeee that final little smile at the end? I love long haired guys and after just this one video I'm subscribing! I truly hope the rest of his content is this nice, I'm off to explore it now

[@AspienPadda]

I'm watching this and some of his other videos again 2 weeks later and I definitely do not regret my decision of immediately subscribing! He just gets cuter and he's growing fast. I wish I had commented at what his sub count was by the time I subscribed but now its at 26k only 2 weeks later. His content is just getting better and better with each video he posts and he really puts in a whole lot of effort into every single one. I like him a lot and look forward to more from him. I have watched every single one of his videos, some twice and 3 times by now, and they're all of great quality and worth my time. Keep it up Spicy

[@user-vs7uz4ro8e]

Can the Gatewatch die please? And maybe Bolas too? The current storyline is a bunch of angsty teens with *spaceee maggiicc* fighting a bigger angsty teen with *spaacccee maggiccc*. And don't tell me Bolas isn't an angsty teen - he has literal temper tantrums.

[@Spice8Rack]

Check out the video that's about to drop to find out my thoughts on the subject!

[@Malakaimoth]

Honestly I want chandra to Survive and go to reunite with nissa.

[@ChemistGeometric]

That's one of the things I liked about the Ixalan story; it was fun! There was minimal angst, it had humor and heart, and it upped the stakes for the upcoming War of the Spark set! I, personally, am excited to see what they do with Vraska's double agent thing.

[@user-vs7uz4ro8e]

Yeah Ixalan was a nice break from the Gatewatch idiocy that dominates the Magic storyline now. When Jace regained his memory again for the umpteenth time and Vraska was like "aww poor liddle Jacey" I almost lost my effing mind though.

[@marco24f8]

I love this video so much, I saw it in my recommended list and clicked on it thinking it would be boring but after a couple minutes I had already subscribed.

[@Jojo-nh8xc]

I've been playing mtg since amonkek and had no idea it had lore. when was someone gonna tell me mtg had lore??

[@olivergarcia3635]

A very long lore...I think it started in 93 or 94 with Dominaria and the Thran, Urza,Mishra, Yawgmoth, Gerrard....you have a very long story to read! But its very interesting and cool Lore

[@katherineminor3402]

@@olivergarcia3635 but other than Wiki pages like where is the lore?

[@Vivi-uu6rm]

@@katherineminor3402 The card art and flavor text. Also the MTG official blog, and of course the official books.

[@phillipstone2432]

I just stumbled on this channel and god damn you're funny. Like seriously every video I see of yours is so funny I cant stand it! Good job! Once I have money again you best believe I'm gonna donate!

[@GhostofAtlantis]

Lol! I love this so much other than being bored of their story line. Wait. Why is Sorin a weeb? I don't remember any reference of him being an unsociable anime fan. 😂

[@mariapolternest7993]

I’m just replying so I get notified when it’s answered

[@gatsbye53]

Seriously, your channel is amazing!

[@ReMeDy_TV]

@ 9:18 So that's where the entirety of the female fanbase was hiding!

[@KBehrens626]

There are more of us than you think.

[@KBehrens626]

There are more of us than you think.

[@danyg1400]

Katie Behrens very true

[@jostkohler-kae2997]

Good Job man! Really enjoyed this

[@UnifiedMinds11]

Thank god you know how to pronounce omnipotent lol.

[@Lilly-Lilac]

FrêkyDêky CC Fênd I say it like this: oom-nyp-ootch-ein-tch

[@UnifiedMinds11]

@@Lilly-Lilac 😂😂😂😂😂 awesome