The ENTIRE Mass Effect Trilogy Terribly Summarized

Mass Effect is a long and storied series of exactly three games and no more. BioWare released Mass Effect: Legendary Edition recently, so I decided that I should play through Mass Effect 1, Mass Effect 2, and Mass Effect 3 and summarize my play-through.
0:00 Prologue
2:36 Mass Effect
15:17 Mass Effect 2
30:31 Mass Effect 3
48:03 Epilogue

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Me right now after stumbling across the Fallout 4 video and laughing a little too loudly in my office.

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I just want to express how much I appreciate your commitment to making up dialogue that matches your choices for lip syncing

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How dare developers put a portrayal of consenting lovemaking in an 18+ rated space colonial action game full of war and murder!

[@BigBeakEntertainment]

"I can excuse murder, but I draw the line at expressions of love and intimacy." - Fox News

[@AndrooUK]

​@@BigBeakEntertainmentAh, Fox is pretty leftwing. It just pretends not to be so the overlords can capture 100% of the viewing audience. Almost all content coming out of Fox, even before Disney acquired it, was lefty. It just hid it better in its content than today's lefty cartoons that might as well just be half an hour of the CCP flag. I know the news channel isn't quite the same as the regular programming, but there's a reason that an allegedly conservative news channel is permitted to live on in the otherwise heavily leftwing mainstream media. It's controlled narrative, it sneaks in leftwing and woke values, subtly, inbetween its otherwise conservative sounding content. Also, the conservative messaging is the same small number of things, so that the real issues are avoided being discussed. It's a clever way for the elite to control the entire narrative that everyone receives, whilst making people think that they have a choice in news provider and ideology.

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@@AndrooUK tf are you on about? he’s cursing in the first minute of the video lmao. when the first Mass Effect came out, it was literally on Fox News for being an “alien porn game” and was even majorly exaggerated by the anchors, saying the sex scenes were _controllable._ when the only alien you can sleep with in ME1 is Liara and it’s a quick, one minute, skippable scene with no actual nudity near the end of the game. but sure, go off i guess

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Damn I just realized even Grandpa Big Beak’s daughter has daddy issues. She deserves a spot on the Normandy. Also jfc I forgot about Kai Leng what were they thinking

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"and then Anderson decides to stay behind to form a resistance, what resistance David?"

[@BigBeakEntertainment]

The biggest problem with Andromeda is that the car still handles like shit, but in an entirely different way.

[@assghoul]

The Mako is terrible but fun to drive. The Nomad is also terrible, but a frustrating PITA to drive.

[@AndrooUK]

Come, now. That's not the biggest problem. What about the Pingu mouths, bowed legs, and severely corrosive levels of wokery? Okay, the car did handle like shit. But they had the jumping hover thing.

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‘I’m sorry did I fucking stutter’

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Absolutely fantastic video.The editing was hilarious as was the overal explanation of the series....and I love that Bigby agrees that the first game is the best in the series.

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[@SpeCt3r1995]

I really want to be able to argue that Mass Effect 2 is actually the best of the trilogy because of the strong focus on characters and solid writing, but they introduced the fucking hammerhead in that game and tried to act like that was an acceptable replacement for my beautiful Mako. 2/10 game. Give me a goddamn tank that can actually take some punishment or just give up and take it out completely like ME3 did.

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More Wrex. More car. Any deviation in the next Mass Effect and I will riot.

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so FUNNY X) wAS to tired last night, but now I watch it with the coffee in the morning. Thank you for a great video about great trilogy.

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The Bioshock Noveria bit was gold.

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The BTF bit at the end killed me… That is hilarious.

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[@Thelostdemon666]

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[@_Zom]

You should probably tag Kilian Experience in the description because there are a lot of jokes that seem very similar to the ones made in his Mass Effect video from seven years ago. One maybe two would seem like a coincidence but there are more than that and you even delivered them with the same inflections…

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Shepard really has a phd in changing peoples minds

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Who else is excited for Mass Effect: Andromeda 2?

[@Qwizzyx]

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[@DatGitGhaz]

Literally no one lol

[@Khronogi]

MMEEEEEE! I just wanted more from Andromeda, more plot, more story, more gameplay, more alien races, more characters, more tiny little features.

[@CptManboobs]

I just barfed in my mouth.

[@revurius_the_eldritch9983]

I liked andromeda. Wasn't as good by a long shot as prior entries, but for a Mass Effect game targeted for newer audiences it wasn't awful. It just needs a lot of fixes.

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How have I missed out on this channel?? 😂

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the citadel is basically onu

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Oh boy, I can't wait for Mass Effect 4: The Search for Shepard (because he's not paying his Child Support)

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Suspend him with pay

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I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite video on KZbin.

[@sean8851]

I am extremely disappointed that Shepard and the Illusive Man aren't the same person

[@BigBeakEntertainment]

And that's when you find out that Shepard... and Shepherd are the same person.

[@yimra8713]

What’s that music that’s in the prologue that like light ambient music

[@BigBeakEntertainment]

That's Vigils Theme from Mass Effect 1

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[@OneOfTheArcana]

As someone who played ME2 way after the trilogy's heyday, I agree that it wasn't the best in the series. They went from a proper RPG with tons of atmospheric storytelling and actual world-building lore to find in the littlest of things...to throw that all away and 'jump cut' so to speak, to a zoomed-in character-driven microcosm of the once so large galaxy. It felt so much smaller, and so different from the first both in the storytelling and game-play sense. To anyone with the slightest interest in literature, ME3's 'endings' just felt bad. It felt like they hyped up 'all your choices matter' over the whole course of the trilogy so much that when it came to actually ending it...they knew they couldn't, not in a way that did it like they said it would. So they copped out. To me, those colored lights at the end are like Monty Python, signalling the police coming to arrest everyone instead of ending. At least Monty Python admitted to the literal 'cop out.' :P Hope that was enough of a comment to save me from your wrath! Glory to [whichever content creator I hated ten seconds ago]!

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If I had a dollar every time this phrase was used in this video, I'd have two dollars. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, isn't it...

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It's like poetry. It rhymes.

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Worth it.

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Ah yes: Commander Shepherd Shepard the great Hero of the Citadel

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I comment 2 years later for hoping his sanity has returned by now.

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