the euphoria crack

well that was a journey!
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[@randomhandle09.]

just glad Zendaya's stunt training for KC Undercover came in handy

[@shipsandfanfics]

SKDKKDKD

[@kailani1748]

LMAO

[@mesmoe-rizing]

im...fffffskkhshshsg

[@per777x]

LMFAOAOOO

[@kenzie2444]

she has a stunt double in euphoria.

[@julesking1303]

I wish Fez had been at the play to see Lexi end Nate’s whole ass career.

[@justjoannak]

Agreed

[@theaitokyo]

i just HOPE fez explains why he didnt show up to her play. whether thats calling her from jail or some wild shit. i just hope S3 is better than the rushed mess of S2

[@dudeperson7858]

I wonder what would have happened if he saw the stuff that went down

[@eliza6971]

I like to imagine someone recorded it and he'll watch it later

[@demiokulaja7787]

@@eliza6971 oh for sure someone recorded it no way you let a monumental event like that go undocumented, you show that shit to ur grandkids

[@00Raven00]

Okay but the chemistry between the two actors from Cal's backstory is crazy

[@Nymusama]

YASSSSS I cried 😭

[@mrfrogkingg]

I didn't even watch the last season properly cause too much chaos, except that episode. The rest I just watched through edits and stuff

[@manbreedr]

Why can’t I have friends like them 😢😖

[@iskiiwizz536]

they are gay

[@dakuten7883]

I knida just wanna watch a lighthearted show about them

[@ThinkStory]

Cal threw the first brick at Stonewall. I knew it.

[@rkless_jayirl13]

🤣🤣🤣

[@maude7434]

NOOO😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

[@_flyga]

And his father build it

[@00Raven00]

💀💀

[@thebitchinyourhead2490]

@@_flyga Gurl do you know what stonewall is-

[@AngelxxDevilxx]

cassie always be giving me second hand embarrassment 😭😭

[@flame_ofhope]

Atleast she did something. BB, Fez, Nate, Maddy & Kat just showing at screen like 5 times per episode & have no development at all.

[@ewanmcgregorsgf]

SAME. IT WAS SO FUNNY THO

[@sarahhayes2147]

@@flame_ofhope they made the show ? Tf u mean

[@gamestopmonkey]

I mean, she did want to be the villain… I still can’t watch that scene without cringing lmfao

[@ewanmcgregorsgf]

@@gamestopmonkey I CRINGED SO HARD

[@FreakyFanWoman1]

Riverdale: Who are you? Euphoria: You, but I can do drugs. And say fuck. And smoke.

[@ShamaD274]

The R rated version of JingleJangle

[@FreakyFanWoman1]

@@ShamaD274 For sure

[@sydresurreccion5652]

bump

[@dudeperson7858]

The adult version of victorious

[@FreakyFanWoman1]

@@dudeperson7858 Ha, Victorious wishes.

[@naledimalahlela5939]

Honestly, Elliot's song was cute but no season finale song will ever beat All for us

[@theaitokyo]

not to mention too long of a song... if youre gonna do that at least have it as the background music and pan out to the characters at that point in time doing something. or that time couldve been dedicated to maddy and cassies fight scene to be more extra. still salty how they didnt let maddy fuck up cassie just like how fez did to nate.

[@kathryncanaguier2557]

@@theaitokyo watch Maddy and cassies fight scene be like fez and nates at the season premiere

[@aldodudual]

The way I skip all the chit chat between elliot and rue pleek

[@olivechandran214]

i skipped that whole scene😶

[@Sza4L]

@@olivechandran214 it was beautiful tho 😭

[@Billieismother]

it hurts my soul to know we won't see anymore of fexi

[@oworcaph]

💔

[@arandomdoggu7516]

Who’s fexi

[@Billieismother]

@@arandomdoggu7516 fez+lexi

[@earthtoespe]

@@arandomdoggu7516fez & lexi

[@littleguy3]

@@arandomdoggu7516shipname of lexi and fez

[@asosisos659]

So cassie went from harley to joker himself

[@Hector-dc6bq]

Yep

[@mama_caca]

lmao

[@thetreacherousleech8990]

Full clownification

[@DreamsoftheSakura]

full-on clown transition, clown to a whole circus

[@choochoopicklepie]

Cuz Nate is gay

[@victowave7066]

The fact that Kat had more screentime here than in the show-

[@satrngirl]

good

[@dizzy4352]

No way Rue smacking into the door was scripted 😂😂 I’m CONVINCED Zendaya smacked into the door && everyone stayed in character so they kept it 😭

[@baygoesmoo]

i was watching a tiktok like right after that scene came out and someone who was a background extra for the scene said they weren't supposed to get hit etc and some of the running jumping and running into extras after the ran into these peoples possible birthday or just get together and they got more money for it being a classified as a stunt. so i'm pretty sure some of it wasn't scripted.

[@jnslolita]

yeah no way my friend smack herself that hard to a door and i just stare like lexi lol

[@CikisHelyzet]

*meanwhile Rue* 😂😂😂 👏👏👏👏👏

[@altounedited3]

The door was a paid actor

[@tatianab5340]

4:40 An now Lexi and Fez will never have the happy ending Peace in his soul to Angus 🌷

[@shipsandfanfics]

Wouldn't be a proper Euphoria crack without a Tom Holland cameo 💀💀

[@yue1084]

lexi and fez definitely carried this season on their backs (also yea that laurie plot line was just??? forgotten??? even tho rue owes her like 13k??? i was sure laurie was aiming to get her addicted to morphine and then get her to start dealing for her but that just never happened lmao)

[@sarasafarova734]

I guess Sam just keeps forgetting about storylines, like wtf happened with the dude Kat was chatting with in s1, for me Maddy defo carried this season

[@sarahhayes2147]

@@sarasafarova734 same I loved Maddy this season

[@aaliyah7996]

I feel like the writters want you to keep an eye on that plot line, because it will play a big role on the storyline of the s3.

[@mikakick7180]

yeah no fucking way she would stay clean for "the rest of the summer" without Laurie having eyes on her..... smdh

[@Itschristianpascua]

Season 3 plot

[@vishs892]

Lexi, Maddy, Rue and Fez these four carried the whole season.

[@stoptalkingaboutmypfp5440]

cassie was literally so entertaining

[@samarinha4219]

Maddy's only mistake was not hitting cassie's head hard enough to make her come back to her senses. Fexi and Maddie must be having back pain bc they carried this season 🤭 (sorry for bad english btw)

[@jdpj6282]

Last time I checked she did smack her head hard onto the wall…… but I don’t think any senses came back 🤣🤣🤣

[@jonathanvink6980]

@@kin2e304 Cal deserves to go to prison, he's a creep

[@jubilantsleep]

Your English is fine, love 💕

[@morgan599]

you spoke perfect English, not a single grammar error

[@Sandy-yg3jb]

They don't have kill each other over some boy 💀

[@allievids]

bruh this entire video is a masterpiece and had me cackling the entire time 😂

[@keshav_p]

totally agree. absolutely great sence of compilation and editing and whatnot

[@rubberduck7683]

same here

[@terezanovackova9532]

all the fez scenes just make me so sad, he left us too young

[@tamsindave]

I LOVE FEXI i cant explain it but they are so cute together

[@sneakerhead6625]

it’s cos they’re like the only genuine couple. everyone else in this show literally prioritises sex whereas they build an actual emotional connection

[@kingmarcus014]

It’s cause fez was destined to be a smart kid. He was great in school until he got hit in the head. Sure it didn’t make him so far below average that he was actually mentally challenged but he still had the mannerisms of a super smart kid. Really makes u think about who he would’ve been if he didn’t get hit. Prob a whole other level of drug dealer

[@user-ez4kw9ym1d]

@@sneakerhead6625 dont forget cal and his cute lil bf from the 90's

[@TheWillowSteele]

Thank you for all the fexi content. I swear if they don't get a major storyline in S3 I will riot!!!!

[@theaitokyo]

same asf

[@Urmama.24]

Fezco prolly in prison😭😭

[@Nikki421951]

@@Urmama.24 true. but I’m hoping on this happening:. Fez said a few episodes previous that he doesn’t keep any drugs in the house since the first raid. So maybe the cops will realize Fez didn’t commit the murder and see that Ash actually did. Fez would be free of everything, no drugs would be found in the house. Although Ash passing is heartbreaking I think there is a strong possibility Fez won’t go to jail.

[@Urmama.24]

@@Nikki421951 that would be a nice idea, but I doubt that’ll happen😭

[@dudemarina]

this aged extremely poorly… 😕

[@madelynthompson4361]

this is so fucking funny. "I'm obsessive and crazy....yOuR'e GaY"

[@chukwuprecious5560]

saw the scene as soon as I read it😂

[@EvaIdk__Romania]

That has been in my mind for 1 year

[@jelvu]

I died at Cassey's transition into Joker😭✋

[@isawamanfalldowninwalmart]

It took me tf out🤣🤣🤣

[@oh_my_gothness]

4:48 cassy rly thought she ate the shein swimsuit💀

[@k1ll..moe..vibezz_]

Ikr 😂

[@renaissance3712]

💀💀💀

[@kauseey6587]

She did

[@willowsexile]

Kat rly was like wtf

[@lyricxravenjenkins7401]

@@kauseey6587no

[@eileensnow6153]

Cal throwing the first brick at stonewall and Nate saying gay rights after Lexi’s play 💀 the best meme of euphoria

[@Sweetie2566]

PLEASE YOUR CRACKS ARE ALWAYS ICONIC IM WHEEZING

[@diamondcentury21]

3:55 this killed me 😂 roll in Kat audition tape for Riverdale haha next up she’s gonna find out she’s got a serial killer gene and will kill Ethan 😂

[@gamestopmonkey]

Girl. NOT THE SERIAL KILLER GENE LMAO 🤦‍♀️ 😩

[@___Alina___24]

She can't now unfortunately... We can only dream 😅

[@rawcarrot8460]

smh if only Maddy learned fighting tricks from Ashtray so she could hit some sense into Cassie... while I wouldn't trust him with a plastic butterknife, I would trust him with that task - I mean, the kiddo literally knocked the come out from a married father of three, that's worth like 5/5 stars review

[@theaitokyo]

dont forget learning from fez too. maddy couldve def put cassie in the hospital all bloody just like how fez did w nate.

[@rawcarrot8460]

@@theaitokyoNO!!!! While I love Fezco (bless one of three men on show who deserve human rights), he literally punched in "love" for Cassie and we had to see that thru the whole season 2 and maybe even will have to in season 3....

[@strgirl4195]

@@rawcarrot8460 what

[@boobitch_]

The way Maddy slapped and threw Cassie right on the wall😭😭

[@justlife7112]

Rest in peace, Angus Cloud

[@elenapohl2802]

This is so depressive after Angus Clouds death...😢

[@rustybiscuitboi6998]

Rest in peace Angus

[@-...................-]

"i have a brain disorder" *RIVERDALE* YOU DID NOT💀

[@andream1636]

absolutely cackling at 6:18 😭😭 didn’t even think about how much that audio fits

[@aldodudual]

The fact that the best dúo in euphoria destroy the reputation of one of the worst characters on this serie is just to iconic I fear love fexi also cassie really thought she ate when she step her feet on that stage gurl bye maddy and fexi carried this season

[@angel-ve6mt]

THIS HAS NO RIGHT TO BE SO FUCKING FUNNY😂😭

[@nadsbukh1409]

Who's here after Angus's death? RIP 😞🕊

[@Rose-tm5kt]

6:51 we love a power couple

[@diamondcentury21]

I really appreciate the succession meme 😂😂 those siblings are hilarious and the way Tom leaves is so Lexi, like observe but from afar 😂😂

[@deletedaccountyum9199]

Rue actually escaping the cops has gotta be the best sequence of all time 😭

[@maddiecarney7577]

2:40 lol the evolution

[@jasmineovo7539]

5:01 THIS PART HAS TO BE CANON 😂

[@shipsandfanfics]

*Simone wasted NO TIME with this and it didn't disappoint, as usual* 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@KennedyCooper-yg9lk]

Rip angus

[@charlotte_mks]

2:30 gives me chills everytime. Get yourself someone who looks at you like this

[@allievids]

4:27 yup yup YUP that's me, me too, same --- I NEED A MINUTE CAUSE EVEN THIS LITTLE EDIT GOT ME CRYING

[@jvljade10]

who's the boy?

[@peeraponpanich6731]

2:50 💀 N O T A D U N E SOUNDTRACK 💀

[@TrashingTons]

4:11 nobody is gonna talk about how funny this is?

[@lazaromurad322]

Kat was such a big coward and I love that Ethan got his revenge I mean not really but he show he is talented and going places...

[@jxwlxnx]

This is actually funny & it made my morning cause I was crying from last nights finale

[@nadiasavanna9946]

Being here after Angus Cloud's death...

[@giuxiavlogg]

fez and lexi in season 3 got me in tears

[@riantaeylor]

rip angus cloud

[@L4RENZ]

5:27 the laughhhh💀💀💀💀💀

[@moonpixie33]

this is so funny but my god its painful to watch the fexi bits after angus' passing

[@tyra_p808]

7:16 I can’t with this part 💀 especially since I’m on the verge of tears form the memory but can’t help but sing along to the song 😆💀

[@Chillvibes44]

6:27 looking like an episode of Cops without the pressed music 😭😭😭

[@RedisNotaFlavor]

im still on season 1, but this is def a Sim Mallec Crack Edit type of show. 😂😂

[@ellierenee9312]

4:30 NAUR CAUSE IM LITERALLY CRYING OVER THESE TWO 😭

[@Venusbgirl]

The evolution of the way maddy says "bitch" from scene to another one is so fucking underrated

[@healthydelights867]

8:35 “is this the Krusty Krabs? , No this is Patrick “ vibes hahaha 🤣

[@JoyaLewisTheMusician]

“some…BODY once told me” 😂 “I have a brain disorder” *RIVERDALE* 😂 Cassie joker match cut was flawless

[@relyk9157]

Okay but Lexie going as bob ross and no one appreciating it hit way harder after seeing the memory of her and rue :(

[@lettii73]

8:06 i think it will no longer be necessary Rip Angus

[@sandraivethlua4940]

1:43 FEZ AND LEXIE IS EVERYTHING

[@prettyluhbreezy9550]

5:20 his laugh 😂😍

[@mariannegrey3195]

3:45 😭😭😭😭😭 Fexi

[@eth3real_]

man. rip angus.

[@zen-deeelove5082]

Girl bye, this aged soooo quick. The last time i watched this video i was like soo happy and excited. And today its just gloomy, cuz there wont be any fexi

[@jennysanimations4181]

Samee I just feel sad anytime I see Fexi ships😭

[@AwoooOga3503]

1:22 that sound track just describes how I feel about this character's when it's going downhill...... Edit: literally the whole season

[@pussipoppa69]

5:46 isn't that from the kissing booth 💀

[@imanyemmy]

I CANNOT

[@fux4970]

7:25 broke me

[@user-pb7ry2ts3c]

this was very funny and sad to watch now at this time right now becuase, yknow, no angus or s3 and also I wanna cry

[@jessemick8436]

Cassie look like a damn fool walking down the stairs like that 😂😂😂

[@Sonicthehedgehog-gh4yn]

Teu rabo

[@anoukier]

stop watching this after angus cloud’s death is devastating

[@k.8521]

6:13 *lgbt activists era of nate* i see his fighting for his rights

[@mayihelpyou3840]

I’m dead😂😂 but I mean you ain’t lying🤣

[@angelrose948]

0:43 the grandma really sad Say no more fam

[@leynaaleyn]

Angus was such an amazing person. Rest in peace 🙏

[@florence9686]

3:15 THE DYNASTY SCENE 😭

[@ukelsele]

“Are you from euphoria?” “No I’m from Oakland but I was in the show, yeah”

[@luellai1966]

I felt that Fez’s grandmother segment in my SOUL

[@user-mh9tk2ju3c]

Rip sweet angus😢😢😢😢😢

[@gabbidurham]

Rue getting hit by the door is a masterpiece

[@joemamas_girlfriend]

i miss angus and his cute little way of talking sm.

[@bu441t0]

Rip angus😭

[@alias7486]

3:38 😭😭

[@sixfootianna]

I’m sorry for your loss..

[@caroles3495]

I've watched this video 3 times over the last 24 hours and it never fails to make me laugh. Such a masterpiece

[@lazaromurad322]

Faye honestly was my favorite character she is so funny and a real one (we know why) also the edit of this made me LOLgood job!!!

[@ceciliabernal3241]

literally cackled thank u, needed that after being destroyed with the finale

[@Moldyworm]

I feel so bad for all the parents in this show 😭✋🏻 having to deal with all that

[@kileywoodrum2710]

watching this after Angus passing really hurts :/

[@whosarisa8468]

1:09 like father like son

[@zakiyahzakir8626]

"and your friend steve" had me dying

[@chloehepperle5886]

As someone who's never watched a single episode of this show, this was extremely entertaining💀

[@karlojjarton]

RIP Angus 😭

[@marileaminasi2325]

Historians will call Cal and Derek very good friends

[@Siysiy93]

Fez and Lexi have the most wholesome relationship in the show

[@nikeswag72]

rip fez :(((

[@eliuz264]

0:09 THAT QUACK KILLED ME

[@EmilynRodriguez-px4ng]

MY ROMAN EMPIRE IS ILL NEVER GET FEXII ever again Rip Angus Rip Sam