The Evolution of AVATAR 2's Release Date

[@movieunleashers]

Keep in mind there will still be 3 more sequels after the second Avraton comes out

[@yodawar54]

Movieunleashers so by 2100 or so avatar 3 will be announced then will be pushed to 2110 then to 2130 then 2124 or so on Man I'll probably dead or dying. For my death wish I want to see avatar 3... If it's out

[@tmac326]

Avatron 3 coming 2534 Avatard 4 coming 3012 Avaturd 5: The End coming 4004

[@yodawar54]

I'll be long dead at that point. Unless a long Cain of events happen And I totally agree then they'll reboot it around 5000 with Avatar: Reboot

[@tmac326]

Our children will probably be dead before this franchise is over, let's not kid ourselves here xD Hell, James Cameron probably won't even get to finish it. Just pass on his notes to some other up and coming filmmakers in the future.

[@casperchristiansen2458]

Movieunleashers But by then, everyone will be speaking Solresol!

[@BananasAintCheap]

I love how it was almost released within a month and then gets delayed 59 years

[@Dogman_35]

they don't think it be like it is but it do

[@andyg-man3666]

Dogman_35 I just had a stroke

[@zoewells3160]

It also gets delayed again AFTER the supposed release date has passed. Try and wrap your head around that one.

[@slaveownergaming]

Blame Super Covid

[@5MadMovieMakers]

"Neo Germany" looks too intense for me

[@MannequinRandom]

think of it as normal Germany, but there's Neo Nazis there now

[@MannequinRandom]

@@joey_bonzo it is

[@tiztu6321]

"I want to get off Neo-Germany"

[@Nugcon]

@@MannequinRandom So normal Germany?

[@chrisb9982]

one thing i really like about the future predictions is that its still in the imdb format zorptobers come and go, but imdb never falters

[@LimeyLassen]

imdb controls the spice

[@chrisb9982]

Limey Lassen underrated comment

[@francofan100]

It’s now zMDB

[@AlchemistJijo]

If you are experiencing a timeline where Avatar 2: The Way of the Water is a movie you can watch right now, please exit the bad timeline and return to the good one immediately

[@PikeTheFalcon]

But I like The Way of Water, I watched it with my mother on Friday. Anyway, I remember seeing this vid a while ago, and I went back to it to see if anybody had commented recently, and yours was the first recent one I found, and I still had to scroll a lot. Not gonna lie, I really hope that Avatar 4 and 5 are actually made along with 3.

[@LayerInfinity]

HOW

[@katherinesmallbean3594]

That timeline is tragic. It got totally robbed of SexPlanet 2, the superior sequel.

[@kakao-katze]

DAMNIT! Where did I go wrong this time?

[@nataliemreow]

Crap.

[@Moshugaani]

When Avatar 2 finally releases, historians and archaeologists will need to be employed to even find out what it's a sequel to.

[@blablabla798]

"Hmm, we've found records of an 'avatar' movie made by some guy called M. Night Shyamalan, but it seems like it was widely hated, it seems stupid to want to make a sequel to that"

[@PrinceZakariyya]

Hm

[@kiejok]

Hm

[@lyonlofi]

when there’s a movie called sex planet ii patience is of the utmost necessity

[@troymacdonald6197]

I can't wait to see Papyrus font 2

[@Blake1720]

RomWatt NO!

[@BellaExclamationMark]

What if Avatar 2 Doesn't wanna come out?? Maybe it's shy idk

[@meowtherainbowx4163]

It's feeling insecure about its sexuality. The best thing you can do is be positive and receptive to its concerns and let them know that everything is okay.

[@heather19515]

damnit i just made that joke

[@123spill90]

S E X P L A N E T 2

[@BellaExclamationMark]

751 likes glad you all appreciate my genius

[@ItachiUchiha-bi4if]

Come to future little Bella...😃 No no wait don't come heres a fckn pandemic all around the world. Bye.🙌

[@heather19515]

its okay, avatar 2. When you come out, we will support you for who you are.

[@chuckbatman5]

Hunter Young unless you are a bad movie

[@akashhhhhhh]

Hunter Young , 😂😂🤘

[@peregrinusoblivione4967]

Unless he is a suit person

[@Champiness]

“Ain’t no sequel of mine gonna be set primarily underwater”

[@jnnx]

So what did you think of Sex Planet 2?

[@QuintonReviews]

I can’t wait to see Avatar 2 II in 3045

[@RoxNoAnne]

Quinton Reviews didn't expect you here

[@jason_101]

Rox he made a whole video about this guy, I'd be surprised if I he didn't show up

[@kroh2346]

I expected this.

[@monkey81818]

Subscribe to soup water on KZbin

[@vthesnail]

And I‘m hyped for Avatar 3️⃣ in early January thirtieth millennium. I physically can’t wait!

[@hurgenflerg2133]

August 2022 has come and gone, but Avatar 2's release date has somehow not been pushed back to 2026 yet. I'm frightened.

[@dsch0]

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[@oneawesomealbanian2354]

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[@UrsaSpecter]

Watching in November 2022. The trailer for Avatar 2 dropped a few days ago. It's really happening. What a world.

[@peepeepoopoo7469]

Evolution of Avatar 2 genres: Action, Adventure, Fantasy ---> Musical ---> War film ---> Earth Media, Sex Adventure, Comedy

[@ptolemaicfoxxo3032]

And somehow that's still exactly right

[@CesarDaSalad]

Can't wait, I have my 7D glasses ready

[@KaizerBeatz-vf9wf]

There are only 3 dimensions

[@CesarDaSalad]

r/whooosh

[@naomicrispin697]

@@KaizerBeatz-vf9wf some people really don't understand what a joke is 😂😂

[@natemcnate9699]

Fun fact Avatar 2 comes out the same day as Half-life 3

[@VTPPGLVR]

The galactic cycle date is 5H48R. Globs of consumptors accelerate to the nearest theatorons to witness the legended work Avatar 2. The consumptors, olderly and yothd, prepare. The theatoron’s imploees distribute controlerations. Words are on the displey. “Half-life 3”

[@syafiqjabar]

I think one important difference is that Avatar 2 is in active development and has even finished some of its filming. Looking for evidence of Half-Life 3 probably requires you dive into a pile of Gaben's knife collection and surviving that you have to piece together its code by playing 20 of Digital Homicide's greatest hits.

[@trashrabbit69]

Is that when Beyond Good & Evil II is released?

[@merpo2806]

I get, it's funny because neither of those things will exist.

[@lordvader602]

Nate MCnate and comes the day before despasito 7

[@reckydaguy2432]

Movie just got delayed again due to COVID, this is truly a timeless video.

[@nixel1324]

I like how it became a musical.

[@sirpineapple2486]

and then was promptly no longer a musical

[@TheMadwomen]

Then it was War

[@dsch0]

and ceased to be everything else

[@ggs27]

I think being a Sex Adventure fits it best

[@nuclearhardt]

"I think people will get tired of the MCU and Star Wars craze." Says esteemed director James Cameron, sightseeing the Mariana Trench after pitching five Avatar movies

[@gajbooks]

He wasn't wrong.

[@user-M2CE]

Well shit

[@PrinceZakariyya]

Yup

[@corynasf9749]

he's a visionary!!

[@holdingpattern245]

He predicted that Disney would bungle those franchises, I suppose.

[@MakeAcid]

I love the fact that he got the delay month right

[@d9zirable]

I go back to this video every time I see Avatar 2 news

[@couldbecastagna]

the compressed audio is such a nice touch, really the icing on the cake

[@EmmaLilacflarevids]

Man I just can't wait until Extember!! Avraton II is gonna be skitooting!

[@Sneedus]

The title for avatar 2 has been revealed so we're really close to it being delayed for 50 years!

[@ArtificialLeech]

I have a feeling sex planet 2 will be worth the wait.

[@jeremyriley1238]

Not really. They have sex with their tails.

[@meowtherainbowx4163]

+Jeremy Riley That just makes it more worth it.

[@ArtificialLeech]

Damnit James Cameron's clone better give the na'vi dickgina tails or the A.I. simulating my consciousness will boycott this movie.

[@illkitty]

I don't know what tickets to order first, the ones for Sex Planet 2, or Moon Quadrant A.

[@HeilRay]

Artificial Leech Hope our grave marker likes it.

[@BigFingerRo]

This movie is a testament to either the tenacity of the human spirit, or just how far corporate greed can push a corpse

[@devadedo]

...He just highlighted Avatar, he clicked the drop down menu and then he just randomly selected papyrus, like a thoughtless child...

[@austinelliott9538]

> implying Neil doesn’t calculate everything he needs to make these top tier shitposts

[@MercerVerse]

Austin Elliot Whoosh

[@Durgemann]

To think, it's already 2140 and Sex Planet hits sanctioned viewing stations tomorrow. How time flies.

[@KryptoDigital]

Let me mark my calender real quick for zorptober

[@politesse3914]

I heard that Avraton 2 is really just a soft reboot made for a direct-to-brainplug release.

[@Champiness]

What... What does Germany do

[@neilcic]

It has a thriving film industry

[@residentgrigo4701]

@@neilcic We sadly don´t...

[@ldbonq]

World War 2 II: The Revenge of Germany

[@Gizmote]

I had to come back and watch this again after seeing that new trailer

[@itscompletelyunderstood]

Ahh, all my favourite Avatar characters will return, such as.... Blambingno, Plinko, Dinkaroo and Scotch

[@louiesalmon3932]

Don't forget Papa Smurf

[@AhmedGhazwan]

Christopher Rapczynski Also known as Rich Evans .... Poor rich! XD

[@osmama6897]

And the blue dude from magic roundabout

[@roach9397]

Christopher Rapczynski I CLAPPED BECAUSE I UNDERSTOOD THE REFERENCE! I KNOW WHAT THAT IS!

[@ripelivejam]

Frankie, Sniffles, Bounce-Bounce, and The Claw!

[@Moshugaani]

They eventually end up releasing Avatar 2, 3 and 4 at the same date, and it'll be a special 5D event where you experience all three movies in a single timeless instance.

[@DepthTravel]

apparently ava2r: avatron II is finally coming in 2022!

[@GuyNamedCrystal]

Just got delayed again. Can't wait to watch it in 43704.

[@firefox5133]

the funniest thing about this video is that it was made two years ago and avatar two still hasn't come out

[@icklemon07]

I like how he accidentally skipped the actual release year, hindsight 2022 I guess

[@PikeTheFalcon]

Hahahahaha!

[@bobdeinterlace]

Apparently Disneyland made a bunch of Avatar rides but then quickly turned them into Star Wars rides because everyone already forgot what Avatar was and the studios keep delaying the sequels.

[@valentinarodriguez1177]

thank you for your service

[@connor48880]

Well, it’s out Is that bad? Did we do something wrong?

[@WavePrism]

timeless video

[@josephmullen4553]

Insightful as always, Neil. Thank you for your service.

[@JBlooey]

just saw the trailer. looking forward to the release of sex planet 2!

[@satsumasalanewt4007]

Right so it’s been delayed again. And now it’s got 3 more sequels as well. The release dates are (as of August 29, 2020): Avatar 2 - December 16, 2022 Avatar 3 - December 20, 2024 Avatar 4 - December 18, 2026 Avatar 5 - December 22, 2028 Bruh by the time Avatar 5 comes out, my dad will be like 63. I’ll probably have kids by then.

[@PETRIXXXX]

Your kids will be 300 years old and will live on agekillers

[@an_alienwashere]

@@PETRIXXXX by the time Avatar 3 comes out, the earth will be 100% water

[@monkeydad47]

@@an_alienwashere so immersive!!

[@rattyeely]

Who else watching in 2020 after Avatar 2 got delayed yet again?

[@BonaparteBardithion]

[Booming trailer voice] This Decembulonmas...

[@beanstalks1028]

Me: Can’t wait for Sex Planet 2 (Checks release date) “Fuck, I’ll be dead”

[@punkitt]

My favorite Earth Media is Incredibles LXXXIV. 2138 was an excellent year for direct-pupil-injection cinema.

[@leomorris7573]

so excited to see sex planet 2 this winter!!!

[@KnossJXNgaming]

The meme lives on today

[@grant6445]

The duke nukeum forever of movies

[@LordArikado]

Not true. People actually wanted Duke Nukem Forever to come out. Nobody cares if Avatar 2 comes out or not because nobody cares about Avatar anymore.

[@FL0ra_favvn]

Guys stop pressuring Avatar 2 to come out. They might not feel comfortable with their homophobic parents

[@batnacks]

It's a shame it released in 2022. We definitely could have pushed it a few more years to get Ava2r

[@tempestisthegame]

I live for that low bitrate

[@juniorjr.]

*IT'S ALMOST TIME*

[@TearsForRoland]

ITS HAPPENING PEOPLE ITS HAPPENING

[@thedotgamer9592]

Avatar 2: The longest awaited sequel since Despacito 2.

[@viliussmproductions]

>awaited >avatar 2 By whom?

[@scoopsmcgoops]

Williamz the same people who unironically listen to Despacito

[@masteraustin421]

i get it

[@ericjosephgarand8585]

With the untimely passing of James Horner in 2015, Mr. Cameron has elected Luis Fonsi to become the new composer for Avatar 2! :-P

[@dg9444]

But avatar was first........

[@monkeydad47]

Avatar 2 has to be some laundry scheme for it to have been in "development" for this long without any substantial leaks

[@wigwam5409]

dude already admitted he's in it for free scuba diving. he's gonna ride it as long as he can

[@Sharkfreak956]

I guarantee that this video is better than avatar 2.

[@wakafeek]

I had to watch it at half speed. You make my memes come true, Neil.

[@natania7738]

I love how it's Zorptober in 2086 and then in 2139 it's back to March

[@moralitiesaspook168]

Greatest film of all time

[@Champiness]

Strong words coming from our greatest living filmmaker

[@yunglynda1326]

Thanks Todd, tell Charlie hi from me

[@attentionlabel]

HAHA great twist at the end 😂

[@notyouraveragegamergirl552]

I didn't even realise this was a Neil cicierga video at first

[@JoximusARTpage]

Now I want to watch Avatar again because of this video. I just remembered how great the music score was.

[@koolgool]

That moment when you come back to laugh at this video all over again and hit the like button... inadvertently undoing your previous like.

[@thememespider]

Seeing this video again after 3 years makes it even funnier

[@US395Official]

Doesn't look so hopeful, Neil. Thank you for updating....

[@NoExplosionsMcgee]

Now the wait for Sex Planet 3 BEGINS

[@thisisnotandrew]

Beau2iful.

[@JustinY.]

Avatar 2: Electric Boogaloo. Coming to a theater near you.

[@zeapsin186]

Justin Y. Found you again

[@zeapsin186]

Justin Y. I CAME BEFORE YOU HA!I'M QUICKER THAN JUSTIN Y.!!!

[@pootard3538]

Justin Y. With food like soda and popcorn too

[@boy_liker710]

Justin Y. Beautiful

[@Shigloo]

do you use bots why tf are you loterally in every single comment section

[@sammaster999]

I am real excited for avatar 2. Been waiting for it since I left the theatres in 2009. I feel this pain.

[@chainsawmax00]

final homestretch baby

[@PinkieRockStar878]

Finally! It's 2140! I have resurrected myself using accurate soul gathering technology to watch the thrilling second installment of Sex Planet!

[@squidbombproductions1106]

I was really looking forward to that Zorptober release

[@antzpantz]

Can't wait for Avraton II!

[@murpyh4002]

Update: It's now 2020. It's planned for release in 2021

[@trevstar37]

Can’t wait for the Avatar Too straight to dvd release

[@EmmaLilacflarevids]

Thanks, Neil.

[@willgrimes9296]

you truly are a saint

[@BLARGHALT]

this is prophetic

[@Champiness]

Only 7 months to go until Germany does whatever it’s going to do

[@Intervault]

inspiring...

[@RowletGameing]

Avatar 2 is the yandere simulator of movies

[@NoExplosionsMcgee]

More like the Half-Life 3 of the movie industry

[@RowletGameing]

@@NoExplosionsMcgee nah, we know that this is in production unlike half life 3

[@Suchomimus65]

As I write this, it is the final day of this video’s relevance (17 Decembulon 2140). I lived long enough to see Sex Planet 2!!!

[@kulapik43]

Time to update this

[@fafau06]

well, this aged

[@HarunoMaxwell6115]

I love how it gets delayed back to 2015 from 2016.

[@hexidecimark]

I can't wait for Phantasy Star Online 2, coming west in 2012

[@DaelinZeppiTheComputerGamer]

I've seen this video before, but I just realised it's the Potter Puppet Pals guy.

[@turtlie7309]

Everyone come back here in August to celebrate this years Ava2r day Edit: it’s now august 2022 congratulations on Ava2r!!!

[@ApocalypseMoose]

I can't wait to see how James CameTRON-3000 really shakes up Sex Planet 2.

[@1324Potato]

WE'RE BACK BOYS

[@pizzalatios]

Seems about right.

[@arbitor365]

who's making this movie? Square Enix?

[@NoExplosionsMcgee]

Nah, it's Valve.

[@bane2201]

I think it's CD Projekt that's making it, judging by recent events.

[@healingv1sion]

A hearty chuckle was had, good sir.

[@thrownstair]

This is the Back to the Future Part 2 of Neil videos now, in that we've gone past it and we can now see what came true.

[@joerossfiveever5647]

Neil, you lied to us!