THE EX FILES EPISODE 6: WORKING IN RETAIL with Expressions Oozing

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Expressions Oozing

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@miguelmcfarlane670
@miguelmcfarlane670 5 жыл бұрын
"The only thing your beating tonight is your chest fam, and thats to call your family members" ABSOLUTE BANGER 😭😭
@stringerbell547
@stringerbell547 5 жыл бұрын
miguel_mcfarlane 👊🏾
@suli5109
@suli5109 5 жыл бұрын
Expressions is the funniest football KZbinr and it's not even close lol
@nicholasgordon-harris6889
@nicholasgordon-harris6889 4 жыл бұрын
Facts!!! He needs his own show, it would go off!!!!!!
@jeronboucher
@jeronboucher 2 жыл бұрын
Funniest KZbinr period☝🏿🔥
@rjflores438
@rjflores438 Жыл бұрын
Agreed
@zalin4947
@zalin4947 5 жыл бұрын
Employees turning into customers as soon as immigration came through 😂😂😂😂
@_JONGFIRE
@_JONGFIRE 5 жыл бұрын
"U can't grow fam lessa dat" 😁😂🤣🤣
@mcm0923
@mcm0923 5 жыл бұрын
Who else wished they’d work with expressions late night at asda, every night comedy gold😂🙋🏾‍♂️
@kebabs4abs838
@kebabs4abs838 5 жыл бұрын
I worked nights with this dude. I can confirm he gets more chicks than a farmer 😂
@anindubuisi22
@anindubuisi22 5 жыл бұрын
Working nights in general looool
@kebabs4abs838
@kebabs4abs838 5 жыл бұрын
@@Blake_J He talks like this 24/7 its not just a KZbin personality LOL. He once got underpaid and marched the manager to the ATM 😂😂😂
@hyt1305
@hyt1305 5 жыл бұрын
Can you even call it work lool
@manlikebigmike973
@manlikebigmike973 5 жыл бұрын
@@kebabs4abs838 NOOO WAYYYYYY LMAOOOOOO
@JJBH07
@JJBH07 5 жыл бұрын
Even though ur Tottenham, gotta admit, the way u tell stories and ur banter is unreal 🤣
@stringerbell547
@stringerbell547 5 жыл бұрын
JJ Allow Him 🥂
@graplockshamash317
@graplockshamash317 5 жыл бұрын
Funny af, u should do more non football content its peeeeeaakkkk
@graplockshamash317
@graplockshamash317 5 жыл бұрын
@TheGooners11 no doubt 💪
@eyebelieve3
@eyebelieve3 4 жыл бұрын
So peak means anything then, good or bad.
@liquidgeorge
@liquidgeorge 5 жыл бұрын
“Looking like an Arab Jimmy Hart.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Nah man you are too much fam 😂😂😂😂
@KaesideIwuagwu
@KaesideIwuagwu 5 жыл бұрын
"shooters!? You're a walking vasectomy! You ain't shootin nothin!" OH MY DAYS! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@straightupdee
@straightupdee 5 жыл бұрын
Man said a black Tommy dreamer 😂😂😂 man has too many one liners 😂😂😂
@marvo4036
@marvo4036 5 жыл бұрын
ECW😂😂😂😂😂
@straightupdee
@straightupdee 5 жыл бұрын
Man has nuff wrestling references 😂😂
@itsrewiquintal
@itsrewiquintal 5 жыл бұрын
Gypsey George, Nigerian Jax, Party Gyal and 5'6 Blockbuster Guy are the dislikes!!🤣🤣🤣
@yvadcapalot8149
@yvadcapalot8149 5 жыл бұрын
We must say protect Expressions at all costs .. This guy is too funny 😂😂😂😂
@rowanhillier8378
@rowanhillier8378 5 жыл бұрын
expressions got more arsenal fans than spurs fans out ere lmao
@leonwilliams3221
@leonwilliams3221 4 жыл бұрын
Cause Expressions makes up 50% of their fan base in the stadium it’s full of Koreans going to see son loool
@leonwilliams3221
@leonwilliams3221 4 жыл бұрын
blagden 123 fa cup champs mate 😘😘
@Losmerengues1902
@Losmerengues1902 3 жыл бұрын
@@leonwilliams3221 lmao glory hunters
@deanryan8725
@deanryan8725 5 жыл бұрын
Genuinely hilarious great word play and a lot of fun, good on ya. From an Arsenal Fan.
@happyandre5051
@happyandre5051 5 жыл бұрын
I'm not a drill rapper, I'm not incriminating myself in anything!!😂😂😂
@victoramogu3708
@victoramogu3708 5 жыл бұрын
Bruuvvv you need to start standup😂😂😂😂😂😂
@camstv5453
@camstv5453 5 жыл бұрын
Nahhhh this video was so funny I forgot u was a spurs fan 😂😂😂😂
@camstv5453
@camstv5453 5 жыл бұрын
TheGooners11 i do
@Ridz_7
@Ridz_7 4 жыл бұрын
Trust.. I do too.. COYG
@joedtn3598
@joedtn3598 5 жыл бұрын
"When you are fat and go to the gym and only do arms" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 peakkkk
@harryboi6441
@harryboi6441 3 жыл бұрын
“I drew more Gyal then Pablo Picasso fam“ 🤣🤣🤣
@ChristianKrillz
@ChristianKrillz 5 жыл бұрын
Expressions on FIRE!!! We don't deserve you, funniest active youtuber for SURE!!
@nathanokz2772
@nathanokz2772 3 жыл бұрын
"I said shooters? You're a walking vinsectamy!" LMAOOOO! 😆
@SexyGuv77
@SexyGuv77 5 жыл бұрын
NGL Ex...you might be a Spud but u gimme joke bruv! I'm only 3 mins in and creasing up!!
@ricoreckless5720
@ricoreckless5720 5 жыл бұрын
6:18: *SHE WAS HuGGGGEEE* 😂😂
@kivzyy
@kivzyy 5 жыл бұрын
Like if Expressions is the funniest football fan
@kieranfraser4369
@kieranfraser4369 5 жыл бұрын
“Pulled apart like some black cheese strings”😂😂😂😂
@AjeetSingh-xq4yb
@AjeetSingh-xq4yb 5 жыл бұрын
That whole bit with the 5 ft 6 arab guy was too joke. I was legit on the floor laughing after that.
@rantradio
@rantradio 5 жыл бұрын
That's why I went to nights fam. No customers. No managers. Left to my own devices and Hella neck-back from the polish gyal 😎
@Andy_B11
@Andy_B11 5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 EXPRESSIONS.... STOP IT!!! I'm a gooner my G, I'm not meant to be laughing at spurs mans jokes, you know them way there?
@danmann9116
@danmann9116 5 жыл бұрын
His wrestling references are to funny 😂🤣🤣
@victortungiru
@victortungiru 5 жыл бұрын
"your walking vacectomy man, you shooting blanks"...😂🤣🤣🤣 this is genius
@g-unit8478
@g-unit8478 5 жыл бұрын
bro im not even joking, how do you not have your own show on netflix.
@grandmastersidsofos1633
@grandmastersidsofos1633 5 жыл бұрын
The struggle is real .. Love it man, cause you keeping it real for sure
@khashiffnurse4341
@khashiffnurse4341 4 жыл бұрын
"Walking vasectomy" 😂😂
@AM-ey5tc
@AM-ey5tc 5 жыл бұрын
I swear expressions should do stand-up comedy he'll make hella Ps 😂😂😂
@stringerbell547
@stringerbell547 5 жыл бұрын
Harlesdens own Eddie Griffin. X you are special 👊🏾
@muhammadsaidu1965
@muhammadsaidu1965 5 жыл бұрын
Expression might be the funniest guy on earth🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@michaelmarshall2187
@michaelmarshall2187 5 жыл бұрын
I worked in blockbusters and a famous page 3 girl came in with her, I got her videos filled up a bag with popcorn, ice cream chocolate the works... she was stood their trying to give her money... we were having none of that 🤣🤣
@eyebelieve3
@eyebelieve3 4 жыл бұрын
Grammar dead!
@tubbysabre3836
@tubbysabre3836 5 жыл бұрын
I don’t know what I just watched but it deserves a like
@Ridz_7
@Ridz_7 4 жыл бұрын
Arsenal fan.. Hate spurs till I die but gotta love expressions.. Proper funny geezee
@gregouk
@gregouk 5 жыл бұрын
you know what...when it comes to Expressions..f**k football. guy is family! pure joke.. Love all day blud. Arsenal fan 😂👊🏽
@marvo4036
@marvo4036 5 жыл бұрын
Frfr any rival fan can appreciate serious banter blud Ex is something else😂😂😂
@MyPerspectiveOnly
@MyPerspectiveOnly 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly man it’s funny because it’s true customers are idiots I used to work in hospitality as a chef and dietary requirements are the worst. There was one guy who said he was lactose intolerant and he orders a butter chicken curry and said he could have butter 🙄 if you’re lactose then I’m CR7. The customer is always right, apart from when they’re wrong. Which is all the time! Lol anyways love your content man! Eye lids blinking with parkinsons 🤣🤣
@persianpredicts1539
@persianpredicts1539 5 жыл бұрын
do more content about your history, its too good
@emilygooner9697
@emilygooner9697 5 жыл бұрын
Yes I’ve been waiting for this 🙏🏻🥳
@Invinciblez18
@Invinciblez18 5 жыл бұрын
My girl was winking so much, i thought her eyelids had parkinsons...I'm dead
@EscargoTouChaud
@EscargoTouChaud 5 жыл бұрын
Same, but really wanted a Harry Winks pun in there too.
@ttg6466
@ttg6466 5 жыл бұрын
Bro i love your videos man, legit makes me laugh and puts a smile on my face, keep doing your ting my guy 💯👊
@FootballFanFever
@FootballFanFever 5 жыл бұрын
This guy cant just talk normal can he i LOVE IT haha
@AI-tc8fv
@AI-tc8fv 5 жыл бұрын
Clicked faster than Rio Ferdinand runs when he hears there's a drug test coming up. JUS KNOWW
@garymax5168
@garymax5168 5 жыл бұрын
Peakkkkkk
@Ezekiel-of5so
@Ezekiel-of5so 5 жыл бұрын
Looking like an Arab Jimmy Hart🤣🤣🤣🤣 Expressions cracks me up all the time👊🏾
@davidg5773
@davidg5773 4 жыл бұрын
We all need an EX file every day - funniest show on KZbin
@noble7461
@noble7461 5 жыл бұрын
Blockbuster veterans, thank you for your service
@milomassive
@milomassive Жыл бұрын
Hahaha oozing kills it 💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@serialmaniac5128
@serialmaniac5128 5 жыл бұрын
More the X Files! I love em!
@Euroballer3
@Euroballer3 5 жыл бұрын
ayo bruhhhh you got some funny ass stories. more of this
@armoris66
@armoris66 5 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂 @ 6:50 - between turning away and back she look like she put on weight.....laughed so hard I think I woke up the house!
@marcusvitality
@marcusvitality 5 жыл бұрын
Ahh Expressions you made my day!😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kebabs4abs838
@kebabs4abs838 5 жыл бұрын
Can't believe u dropped his name 😂😂 when u asked for proof of pics it became a crime scene 💀😂😂
@Gumszy
@Gumszy 5 жыл бұрын
I’m a gunner but Ex u 1 of da funniest bruddahs I’m dying.
@dazalttheory8965
@dazalttheory8965 5 жыл бұрын
Without, doubt the BEST thing I've seen in 2019 better than "Endgame" & the latest Chappelle Netflix Special "Sticks & Stones". KZbin 5 Star Gold.
@Dr-Barron
@Dr-Barron Жыл бұрын
Ex, seriously, you are gold fam😂
@ramsayt6515
@ramsayt6515 5 жыл бұрын
Just found out bat ur channel loving it even though you can't complete a sentence with out fam or bludd 😁😂
@Ish100m
@Ish100m 5 жыл бұрын
Expressions Should Be On 100k + Subs His Too Funny!
@199019852007
@199019852007 5 жыл бұрын
This was too funny can't play fifa while watching this comedy gold
@daudidaudi
@daudidaudi 4 жыл бұрын
Can't believe as an Arsenal fan i've just subscribed to a Spurs fan.....
@jimmyjones1266
@jimmyjones1266 5 жыл бұрын
Dis guy is fire No homo😂😂😂💥🔥👊🏾
@jordanshield5445
@jordanshield5445 4 жыл бұрын
Why isn’t expressions making raps dude it would actually be the best word play ever fuck
@rogerk.9297
@rogerk.9297 5 жыл бұрын
All I wanna know is when is part two coz am looking forward to that. 😄😄🤣🤣😉😉
@ABESW0RLD
@ABESW0RLD 5 жыл бұрын
X files are my favourite part of your show
@tonyt0nes
@tonyt0nes 4 жыл бұрын
Yoo I'm dieing at work with this guyyyy...
@anindubuisi22
@anindubuisi22 5 жыл бұрын
Big up the man who remember Woolworths
@eyebelieve3
@eyebelieve3 4 жыл бұрын
I got caught stealing from there, but they didnt know about eveything I had and I still made it out with some CDs. :D
@anelectrician
@anelectrician 5 жыл бұрын
Talent is Oozing from you and your brother.
@jackspatch14
@jackspatch14 5 жыл бұрын
Too much word play to shout out one! Best one yet 😂
@joeyeatsasmr4322
@joeyeatsasmr4322 5 жыл бұрын
Like when people come up to you and say do you work here so tempted to say no I'm going to a fancy dress party
@mrp8126
@mrp8126 Жыл бұрын
This clip had bars on bars 🤣🤣
@velox5598
@velox5598 5 жыл бұрын
Its 1:40. I'm trying so hard not to laugh to wake up my parents lol
@soager-tz1qg
@soager-tz1qg 5 жыл бұрын
Servicing the customer. 😂
@dangelonjoku343
@dangelonjoku343 5 жыл бұрын
I really don’t fuck with you because you support spurs🙅🏾‍♂️ but I fuck with you cause you are the realist!! These stories killed me 🤣🤣MOREEEE MAN
@chequehook68
@chequehook68 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣"Out of there faster than a Muslim at an EDL March!"🤣🤣🤣
@TimothyMutale
@TimothyMutale 5 жыл бұрын
this needs a part 2
@BROWNSTALLION1000
@BROWNSTALLION1000 5 жыл бұрын
Funnier then ANYONE on Filthyfellas hope you make it, Got the 1 liners on lock but Lowe Lambeth tho ha
@asybrasil
@asybrasil 5 жыл бұрын
we need EX on FilthyFellas. Him and Specs together lol
@mrbighimselfup
@mrbighimselfup 5 жыл бұрын
Working nights at Asda was like Comedy Gold 👀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@marvo4036
@marvo4036 5 жыл бұрын
Im done man said Arab Jimmy Hart😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Gullynw
@Gullynw 5 жыл бұрын
Been waiting for this bruh!
@jonrend
@jonrend 5 жыл бұрын
Darn, really hard not to like this guy and his funny content. Up the Arse.
@makhseed
@makhseed 4 жыл бұрын
How expressions hasnt found work in wrestling is beyond me, this man would do madness at a local british promotion
@rickyspur25
@rickyspur25 5 жыл бұрын
Tears rolling , too funny !
@shardulnikam9322
@shardulnikam9322 Жыл бұрын
1:45 Eyelids had Parkinson’s 😭😭😭
@CJAFCN5
@CJAFCN5 5 жыл бұрын
Mate the only yid I tolerate your fucking hilarious X. My G 👊🏼🔴
@nipzd5082
@nipzd5082 5 жыл бұрын
Love this video ❤❤❤
@TheVerbalAxiom
@TheVerbalAxiom 5 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOO I swear if I was british I'd wanna be Expressions, he's TOO fucking hilarious
@kamrana2265
@kamrana2265 5 жыл бұрын
Expressions is the GOAT.
@AbuRayyaanMusaOzil
@AbuRayyaanMusaOzil 5 жыл бұрын
None of these yutes know what blockbuster is 🤣
@davidpeters6316
@davidpeters6316 5 жыл бұрын
Good to see you back on the grind B but I suspect you're one of them Harlesden bres who used to come to Kilburn to check gal and make bare noise when they went on stush. Tell me I'm lyin?
@imadkhan4148
@imadkhan4148 5 жыл бұрын
Love your videos but this has to be your best video yet couldn't stop laughing watching this too fucking funny
@user-wm1bu4zb8w
@user-wm1bu4zb8w 5 жыл бұрын
Diss man keeps on dishing out roasts like its nothing 😂😂😂
@Rob-pi8ww
@Rob-pi8ww 5 жыл бұрын
This guys got more patter in one line than yanks do in full on comedy shows bruv 🤣🤣
@ezra5743
@ezra5743 5 жыл бұрын
Anyone kno the name of the background music?
@MARlOKART
@MARlOKART 5 жыл бұрын
Funniest geezer on KZbin Hahahahah one of the only few who makes me genuinely laugh out loud
@LuckySamurai_
@LuckySamurai_ 3 жыл бұрын
Shout out Harlesden and Willesden. I was born in Willesden!
@MegaCoolboy78
@MegaCoolboy78 3 жыл бұрын
NW
@northernlights4647
@northernlights4647 4 жыл бұрын
we were pulled apart like some black g string lesser that
@onealsmith827
@onealsmith827 5 жыл бұрын
To much jokes fam 😂😢😂😅😂
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