The Excuse Maker

[@the213don]

"He killed me cuz he is camping" "Bro we plyin FORZA" Didnt see this excuse comin 😂 😂 😂

[@DatGuyRomz]

Can you kill people on forza?

[@jackbishop4835]

@@DatGuyRomz no😭

[@MotivationNation114]

No but there are certain game modes like tag and infection

[@the213don]

@@DatGuyRomz I think you missed the joke here 🧐

[@DatGuyRomz]

@@the213don nah coz I thought the joke was u can't camp on forza I mean it is but there's 2 jokes in there

[@chen-gongfu]

"Yo, get off the Internet!" "... don't you live alone?" "DANTE MIND UR BUSINESS" This one killed me 😂

[@Thawhid]

Phil

[@buddyjoshsadventures2656]

Same

[@pumpiati9536]

Fr shit was so funny 💀

[@thearmorofgod-2651]

Facts 😂

[@Official_BlaccGoat]

Shad :The "W" is sticking His friend: bro ur on controler Got me rollin on the ground 🤣😭

[@xtremefps_]

I KNOW WHAT I PLAY ON 😂😂

[@maldini4880]

@@xtremefps_ MIND YOUR BUSSINESS!

[@babymetroid6661]

@@maldini4880 I'M LAGGING BRUH!

[@josephedge88]

Every single "that one teammate" vid is represented by my friend I've been playing with for 10+yrs, fire Shad absolute fire vids great comedy

[@Clexi]

10 years? Damn that’s a long time

[@josephedge88]

@@Clexi yeah, met him way back playing black ops 2

[@DustinGorman]

Matter of fact I'm sending this to that friend now.... Oh wait... It's me. I'm that guy.

[@MonkeyMonkey3]

He has good comedy

[@illusorytrutheffect]

Bro Joseph for real!? Is that why you never wanted to play league play with me back in the day bro??

[@Bte_]

The im lagging excuse is like the king of all excuses lmao 😂

[@bandhere728]

Lol your right but sometimes that lag be hitting my game even though I got perfect internet connection.😅

[@yazzy3177]

@@bandhere728 no one asked

[@krazymeanie]

@@yazzy3177 no one asked you either though

[@covertfro5774]

@@yazzy3177 No one asked you to use a tired meme that everyone falls onto when they have nothing of substance to say.

[@brucey2899]

@@krazymeanie no one asked you aswell

[@AlexNV75]

“I can’t aim it’s too cold in here” hits home, during the winter I be shivering while playing sometimes lmao

[@carlean1016]

my fingers get so cold i cant feel them lmao

[@seanmack324]

I be shivering Hella hard 🤣🤣🤣

[@CripticK1ng]

so true

[@-Nevaex-]

I don’t play when I’m cold

[@aman5436]

@@seanmack324 y’all mfs living in igloos?

[@savage8315]

'bro we playing forza' LMAO SHAD AINT KINDA FUNNY, HE REAL FUNNY NOW

[@KG45Brham]

Camping on Forza😭😭😭😭😭

[@yeetskeet3]

Lol how you do that

[@Jucy4K]

Nah he still kinda funny, I didn't laugh the whole vid😐

[@Opgod74]

That’s what I say to my friends

[@whoareyou3781]

@@Jucy4K ok

[@sheraldford]

Excuses and all, I am happy Dante finally got a new mic. He sounds crystal clear.

[@chx_002]

Ah yes, we remember when Dante got that 5 and below mic

[@loompsterproductions]

@Thawne dude, are you being fr right now? stop trying to advertise your stuff on someone else’s channel. smh

[@dutchguy1807]

'I am lagging' mostly just as big a lie as 'he is one shot' 😂

[@fiction5346]

“He’s hacking” is my go to excuse when i meet someone truly better than me😂

[@tzath]

"Ayo, he only killed me cuz my toe hurt" - Shad Kinda Funny 2022

[@yesir6870]

He killed me cause my dog died

[@Kaycee_Clips]

@@yesir6870 lol

[@HeSnappedTho]

I relate to this like I stumped my toe and I was off all day cause that’s all I could think about😂

[@MANNTONICE]

Bruh this is valid 😂

[@lewa6609]

😂

[@deeluxe_]

Fr

[@dashtheorytv]

"He's sooo lucky!" that felt like a personal attack lol

[@Joosher56]

As a wise man once said “please, no johns”

[@adachi4372]

little z stan

[@tubbyidk1474]

you dont have to watch little z to know that clip

[@eddyviews1427]

"Oh man! My car is wreaked and I can't drift!" "Bro, we're playing Monopoly"

[@nickevershedmusic8927]

Wrecked*

[@springsnapped5435]

lmfao

[@Egospair]

"it's because somebody on netflix" so relatable

[@sharks_bro9573]

'bro don't you live alone?!' This shit got me laughing.

[@Young_LC__YT]

😂😂😂. Omg I've never laughed so hard. "Y'all get off the internet"

[@Kingo2688]

The fact my friend acts like this is way funnier 😂😂

[@nickevershedmusic8927]

That’s also way sadder

[@Not_RedKeyMon]

That thing with the sweaty fingers is no joke, happens to me all the time💀💀

[@BLEVY_ONYT]

Yep

[@Faroyami]

Stop trying so hard then 😛

[@Clexi]

TURN ON THE AC THEN

[@cdnreddevil9895]

Use your thumbs

[@Not_RedKeyMon]

@@cdnreddevil9895 I know, my thumbs become sweaty too

[@UmerFarooq-oe8er]

“Bro we’re playing Foriza” that got me laughing hard as heck!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@erdega2964]

Jokes on Donte, Shad got ghost roommates watching Netflix.

[@sherrodharris6598]

King Shad please keep the videos coming,I had a stroke from high blood pressure and laughter is good for me and your videos keeps me with a smile

[@ElectricBlaze164]

That's so accurate! Excuse maker: "makes crappy excuse" Friend: "makes valid point" Excuse maker: MIND YOUR BUSINESS! 😂

[@chillImrelaxed99]

His gaming videos always be funny 😂

[@somebodyrandomly]

I can't 😂😂. The one that made me laugh was the "WiFi Router" 😂😂. This reminds me of my friends

[@ahxgaming2336]

Bro I always make excuses lol I can realate 😂😂😂 KEEP IT UP BRO 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

[@realfarmer21]

I create entertaining videos just like Shad . I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not you can come to tell me my g

[@getshatonttvbtw863]

@@realfarmer21 youre such a weirdo, make good content instead of spamming Lou's videos. pathetic.

[@GoldenPants.]

@@realfarmer21 your videos get too serious and ruin the joke usually and its annoying af spamming this in the comments.

[@bigtone231]

@@realfarmer21 Take the criticism and make better vids

[@Stanzcod]

This man telling Dante to mind his business everytime 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@versatileduplicity9313]

😂 he suck

[@fishstick1098]

he be LIVING the good life haha

[@mr.smarty7138]

best video ever lmaoo . My most favorite excuse is telling someone I'm lagging when they know, I have the best wifi connection at the moment . and for some reason, I still get away with it .

[@Daisy30y03]

Excuser: Yelling at air "stop using the internet! " Teammate: "don't you live alone?" 😅😅

[@King_Mic]

😂 this gold!! It makes me look at myself lol 😂😂 I gotta stop complaining and making excuses!!!

[@josuenevarez7209]

This dude makes my day every damn time I've been so bored thx bro

[@johnblaze2688]

Cant lie, ive used atleast 5 of these excuses 😂😂😂

[@_shadowy]

and bro probably escaped the situation 1 time

[@DustinGorman]

Shad, this is the best one you've put out in recent times. 🤣

[@bellcranel8873]

This is every Apex Legends player when they say it’s game audio 🤣 “where’s the audio?!”

[@dj_ps_gamer1324]

😂😂😂 that always them

[@jimmyjohnjordan]

To be fair apex legends has the worst footstep audio I have ever experienced in any game

[@perryplays5569]

i can definitely say the cold and hot room temperature one is me, there's that perfect temp in between, when its too hot you struggle to think properly and get more rage when u die, when its to cold u cant move ur finegrs and hands as fast as ur brains thinking 😂

[@perryplays5569]

@@SimbaSenseii uk problems mate

[@frankthetankersli8459]

Couldn’t sop laughing 😂 😂 (too relatable)

[@EmadBro]

Shad, thank you. This sums up nearly every comment me and my squad have ever made haha, absolutely love it. Keep it up man and congratz on 1 Million Subscribers! 💪

[@legendofkai]

I used the I’m lagging excuse before 😂😂

[@PARVO555]

at the 1:14 mark shad purposely slightly raised his hand to show us the controller, then uses the KEYBOARD excuse. shads attention to details is why I love him! Dante rocks too, love that character just as much as Shad.. Keep killin it Shad, much respect for your hard work!

[@DRxSKIRT]

"he's lucky i don't have a gun" said the quiet kid to the rest of the class.

[@jetpond7904]

Do you have a problem with quiet kids? Just because in quiet means I’m a terrorist I guess?

[@edgegodfrivolous]

lmaoo

[@E_F1RE]

Bro its funny how "that one teammate" knows he's trash but makes excuse's because he doesnt want to admit it. But by the way keep up the good work Shad

[@randomgameclips4986]

“He only kill me cause he camping. We playing forza” lmao 🤣

[@darts9999]

I enjoyed that livestream you did for 1 million subs shad keep up the good work

[@hectorfuji]

Wish I had a Dante that called out my excuses… and played with me.

[@marne141]

All your videos are so relatable . Great content man 😂

[@tristangiordano2378]

Just discovered the Bible verses! I love it! Your content just got even better than it already was because of that. Keep up the good work man!

[@spyroll4206]

They could of made it 140. HAD ME DYING

[@realfarmer21]

Dawg I create entertaining videos just like Shad . I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not you can come to tell me

[@GoldenPants.]

@@realfarmer21 your videos get too serious and ruin the joke usually and its annoying af spamming this in the comments.

[@spyroll4206]

alr I will check it out

[@Keegan.999]

Shad Really Funny

[@costanza7013]

Shad never fails💀💀

[@azaidyer7557]

Funny how Donte knows everything about him.🤣

[@frax_editz]

Your videos are a day maker, I literally binge you a couple times a month bro keep going with bangers 💪🏾❤

[@leeroyjenkins9992]

Stop making videos about me Shad! 😃🤣

[@MHPCollecting]

How did this man recite every excuse I used when playing Today 😳🤔 Bro keep putting out these bangers! Your Hilarious man!! ✌️😎

[@puuddoktr8243]

🤣🤣 he laughing at his own replies... Shit hilarious ☠️

[@R34L100]

The ac getting turned on is accurate af

[@DaedraVFX]

donte never knows wen to mind his own!!

[@jxnson]

Bro Shad you're underrated asf man you deserve millions of more subs

[@Funk_Reactions]

Your PC is Hardwired!!!! Don’t you live alone!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@editzclipz8692]

Shad I’ve watched every vid u made and it’s the best vids no cap bro ur too good at this ur a legend

[@realfarmer21]

I create entertaining videos just like Shad . I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not you can come to tell me himie

[@aidenlucool7687]

@@realfarmer21 i will subscribe to you

[@editzclipz8692]

Ok np bro

[@GoldenPants.]

@@realfarmer21 your videos get too serious and ruin the joke usually and its annoying af spamming this in the comments.

[@brother_Tennessee]

@@GoldenPants. I wish shad would block that dude name 26mic, it seems as though he isn't paying attention to spammers that come to his channel

[@davidrwemera7894]

"That dude's shy funny uh he kind of funny " 😂 mn i love that part

[@medium_cool]

"AGGHH I cant aim! Its too cold in here! I gotta turn on the heater" "YOU ALWAYS GOTTA MAKE AN EXCUSE BRUH" this part killed me xD Also can we stop and appreciate on how funny this dude is?

[@Monkeyhat549]

"He only kill me cause my toe hurt!" Best excuse ever!

[@smartperson8359]

Congrats on 1 million man! Well deserved 👏 🥳

[@wonderjq]

I think I am gonna still some of these on use them on my friends!!🤣🤣❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[@wonderjq]

@RiCARIO 2nd channel (dont sub here) I’ll check it out bro!

[@PlebWRLD]

The lagging excuse a classic

[@bobesansom3786]

He said his wifi router is pointing north when it should b pointing south 😂😂😂

[@219SHANA]

Hi shad I'm happy I'm second to chat but I wanted to say thank you so much for continuing this beautifull creation you never seces to fail us

[@realfarmer21]

I create entertaining videos just like Shad . I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not you can come to tell me my brother

[@219SHANA]

@@realfarmer21 I will come check you out

[@219SHANA]

@@realfarmer21 just don't forget me k

[@lxnobodyxl2031]

I swear this video made me cry in laughter😂

[@pugspyrotechnics3390]

0:29 bro peel off the plastic cover thing on your headset

[@Noname-ni4vp]

bro pulled everything

[@astrostrikx6377]

Waif how Dante know everything about him lol

[@astrostrikx6377]

Wait

[@hamzamqadmi643]

Dante's been everywhere.

[@blakodesu3769]

Sir Dante.. the all-knowing...

[@mnArqal93]

Because he clearly doesn't mind his business

[@hamzamqadmi643]

@@mnArqal93 You want the address? You can find him in the ninth circle, chillin. Slide through so you can hang off of deez nuts, playboy.

[@aidynwashington4935]

My guy has 20,000,000 excuses on him at all times 😂😂

[@DarthSand09]

Why can almost every gamer relate to having a teammate like this 😂

[@VizzyAE]

The neighbors part killed me 🤣🤣

[@ivory867]

Hey

[@realfarmer21]

Yur

[@soulzensolosyou]

hello!

[@xiquri4744]

When ur speed

[@aka_juic5071]

You was first 🥳

[@lukeatstuff6462]

Tbh shad really funny

[@slumpboyardee8490]

Damn. I was laughing until I realized one of those was me 😂 my hands feels like bricks when the air is on. Idk how many times my teammates got upset when I said I’m doing bad because it’s cold 😂😂

[@raygunner4970]

DON'T YOU LIVE ALONE had me dead. LOL

[@isaboteur2562]

My keyboard, the W key is sticking. Bro your on controller!!😭😭😭

[@akaBIGDAVE]

Shad, fire video once again brother! Congrats on 1 million subscribers, keep up the good work. 👍

[@slmeonesomelne9920]

"Dante mind your business" - shad

[@Sol.Luna_Xi]

I saw a video where these kids were 1v1 and the kid kept losing and had crazy excuses, one of them was “My house is flooded” 😂😂😂

[@3Q2HFNILQHF]

CAMPING ON FORZA LMFAO!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@seanmack324]

Shad with another accurate video 🤣🤣

[@AndresTorres-po7bx]

Loving these verses Shad. Amen 🙏👍

[@thickknightgaming5473]

Yessss lolololol... it was the "there's a nerve in my toe that be having my tumbs twitching" that took me outtttt 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@geoffreyarthur3333]

I’m lagging! You got like the best internet! Man it’s cuz somebody on Netflix! 😂😂 shit had me weak 😝

[@StrikerFN]

I’ve watched all ur vids and still entertained

[@graphx9303]

I always make excuses 😂😂

[@steelchroniclesgaming]

Dante be telling the truth 🤣

[@shipploo6551]

don't you live alone 😂😂😂. I'm about to have a late night binge of your content bruv.

[@greatwhitemike]

😂😂😂😂 “he’s so lucky “ I’m guilty of this shit especially losing Gulag!

[@mrmouse4818]

Such a awesome vid thanks shad!❤️

[@ThePhoenix1]

The sweat one was me fr. My palms become a pool whenever I hold anything too long lol. Idek why, even if I’m just writing in class taking notes, and am totally calm, it still happens lmfao. So my friend got me a scuf controller with the sweat resistance and man, it was super nice to actually be able to hold my controller. I still had to wipe my hands every now and then, but it was much much better (like instead of a wipe every 5 minutes, like 30 minutes) than what it was at first lol.

[@alphaassassin120]

"Because my toe hurt" 😂

[@BrandonNight93]

"YALL GET OFF THE INTERNET!!!" "Dante you live alone" "Mind ya business"

[@bigdrizzy2068]

lmfaooo bruh I can't breathe rn DANTE MIND YO BUSINESS 😂😂😂

[@mruniverse3700]

These were some of the best excuses I have heard in a while.