The Expendables 2: FUNNIEST MOMENTS!

Funniest moments from the legendary movie; The Expendables 2! Feel free to comment which scene you like most! Have a nice day!

[@RealCheesyBread]

"What's Gunner doing, making a bomb?" "I don't know, why don't you ask him?" "Hey Gunner, whatcha doing?" "Making a Bomb."

[@alexk5907]

CheesyBread whats so fuckin hilarious about that scene is that dolph lundgren is actually a genius! and can make A FOOKIN BOMB!

[@tim_buktu66]

I love those scenes. *What the hell's he doing?* *Hanging a pirate.* *Don't be ridiculous. Gunner! What are you doing?* *Hanging a pirate!*

[@GhostCree]

@@tim_buktu66 me to bro , me to

[@lyianx]

"What's Gunner doing?" "Probably maken a bomb" "You serious?" "Why dont ya ask him" "Hey Gunner, Watcha doen?" "Maken a bomb.. do you mind?"

[@oscaralegre3683]

@@alexk5907 Einstein was a real genius

[@ASNnKC913]

"Safest place is right in front of her gun" hahaa. Rest in pieces is great too

[@nancyavery5063]

Sportsy I also like “ I now pronounce you man and knife.”

[@Afineaddition]

What's shocking is that Dolph was actually a true GENIUS, he had an IQ of over 160 and went to MIT! xD

[@TheTervaskanto]

no need for past tense, he's not dead ;)

[@Afineaddition]

True

[@alexanderbell9916]

The hell is whale asss lol

[@Nanomachines5on]

He's such a badass. Lots of respect for the guy. I think he admitted 160 was an exaggeration. Maybe he was being humble (It's actually 159 or something?)

[@Photonenshizzl]

he is also a master in karate, black belt or something.

[@ManageNAV]

"Who is next? Rambo?" LOOLLL

[@ARCTrooperStudios8108]

Arnold: I'll be back Bruce: You've been back enough! I'll be back Arnold: Yippi Ki Yae (Chuck comes in, guns firing his G36) Arnold: Who's next, Rambo?

[@lucassousa7253]

+Austin Chang Overdose of reference with guns blazing and shit damn good times there

[@AnthonyOldhandGarcia]

After the 'Rambo' reference Chuck Norris, should have said "No Delta Force."

[@millievans9969]

Haha I have watched the film like 40 times this month

[@grumpgremlin7695]

@@millievans9969 damn!

[@Kncperseus]

Rambo's fighting Colonel Guile

[@juancarlosreyna2924]

4:47 Dolph is trying so hard to not laugh LMFAOOO

[@mhmadgenious]

I wonder how many takes it actually took them to get the whole movie

[@MikeyWilliams1998]

Lee: He's slightly gigantic! Barney: So? Lee: Just saying. (Looks at the guy) Barney: He's really gigantic. Lee: I said that. Lol XD

[@jennifer9706]

i really liked how they made Gunner to appear very dumb but in reality he is really smart ! :D

[@rosalieburr8065]

I love that they took Dolph Lundgren's life and turned it into pat of his character.

[@mauricebao4302]

this movie is 99% inside jokes

[@CamoViper1]

Which Expendables, excluding the 1st, was your favorite? Honestly, I liked the 3rd. ;)

[@djcranium1210]

CamoViper1 3 was brilliant snipes and bandereas made it superb . Esp antonio he had that little pussin boots character going from Shrek in his acting . Was excellent and snipes rolling back the years to his original blade days films.

[@platinumpineapple9943]

Camo_Viper idk i like the 2nd airport thing. and the 3rd one i really like too, amd the first one was good

[@grumpgremlin7695]

Expendables 2 is my fave watched it so many times I almost know every line

[@samtaylor7279]

@@CamoViper1 there all a blur they feel like one gianf movie.... but i love it !

[@IsrarTaj83]

You've missed one: there's a scene where Jet Li jumps out of the plane with the Chinese billionaire who they rescued at the start of EX2, and Jason Statham says "Now that's what I call a Chinese takeout!".

[@deondrebrown5872]

arnold: I'll be back Bruce: u been back enough I'll be back Arnold: yippy ky ya

"Who's next? Rambo?"

[@rebecavandermerwe643]

"Houston we have a problem. DUCK!!!!" Who sees Gunnar's hair In that scene? Talk about gorgeous bedhead

[@JedaqiaAngel]

Dolph Lundgren - "Holds a master's degree in chemical engineering. Was offered a Fulbright scholarship to study at MIT." Oh God...I love this movie.

[@heybro6573]

"my boot is bigger than this car"

[@highclassnerdd]

Hey bro *shoe

[@adhysensei]

"One More" badadadadadada "Rest in Peaces!!!" hahaha

[@grumpgremlin7695]

And that poor Sang was like “oh fuck”

[@KingDusk278]

2:29 When there’s only one enemy player left and you still got your full team.

[@Squakea]

"Enemy Spotted" Whops.

[@creativefubtang5645]

Barney: One More!! (guns shooting at one) Barney: REST IN PIECES! (SLEEP IN PIECES!)

[@kevindoran9271]

I love em all. I have followed all these action stars for years and to see them interact in the same movies is not only great but hillarious!

[@DrCalviny]

And there came a day unlike any other, when Earth's manliest men found themselves united against a common threat.

[@blip1]

"Rest in pieces" is an excellent tribute to the "I Come in Peace" movie.

[@patrikgrans]

You missed one piece of the funny moments in this film. When Stallone fired of the last bullet and all the men of Sangs har fallling down and Stallone look at his gun for a short moment and watching a rocket missle blow up the tank

[@miguelvillafane8243]

Expendables 2 was the best one in my book, lot of action, great actors and a lot of funny jokes lol

[@fikrimazlan7645]

I'll be back, you've been back enough, now I'm back,, hahaha

[@swiftmoney7283]

Yippie-kay-yay

[@mrnascarnate1834]

What’s next Rambo?

[@LadyGilraen99]

Lundgren: But I'd really die for some Chinese. Awkward glances. Stallone: Then you're gonna starve to death

[@amrmalik642]

@ 3:32. The way they turned around had me dying 😂

[@rajendranadarajan8931]

1 & 2 were absolutely terrific. The third one flopped because we dont wanna see some new younger team. We wanna see the old veterans at work !!

[@giovannicogleone2711]

"I'm BACK!" ~Arnold Schwarzenegger

Rambo: "How you're doing, Trench?"

[@CantStayAway]

My favorite line is when Arnie says "My shoe is bigger than this car!":P:P

[@rebecavandermerwe643]

I may only be 16 but I grew up watching these men. Talk about having an epic childhood, some friend of mine would ask me about the new My Little pony episode or God knows what an I just be like "Nope sorry I don't watch that, I have all the good movies with Chan, Stallone, Lundgren, Norris, and Bruce Willis. Beat that!"

[@jcherrax]

Rebeca VanderMerwe thats cause your badass 😎

[@OVanquishedO]

Me and my friends saw this at the cinema and all laughed when he said "One more" *Overkill* "Rest in pieces".

[@InterdictionAirsoft]

He's slightly gigantic. So? Just saying. He is really gigantic. I just said that

[@CrashDaRecon]

Hell yeah. All we want is non stop action with some of the best like these movies have brought us.

[@Gilboid]

he's slightly gigantic so? just saying

[@KnuckleHeadMusicUK]

I hear no condom can protect you from Chuck Norris

[@Peytonpaul57]

Danny Joey and neither can a space ship cause he's coming for Uranus

[@alewisenator]

CrazyMusikFreac Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

[@FlamEmerge0]

I'll be back. You've been back enough! I'll be back! Yippie Kai Yay. LOL

[@AngryHistorian87]

This movie can be described in only one word: EPIC Thumbs up if you agree

[@admiralflynn895]

2:34 best line in the movie.

[@ManageNAV]

I'M BACK!

[@kimandremichelsen4237]

Took him long enough. God I love this movie

[@masterludovicus802]

You did not include the scene when Billy is racing uphill and Barney tells Christmas to look down and see his short legs XD

[@renosproxspartanpr4375]

Statham-Baby wants to travel! Sly-Fire! Statham-ROCK N ROLL! Sly-Fire! u have to see statham's face.....hahahahahhaaha!!!

[@65coupestang]

the juke box starts playing as their being shot at (the most inconvenient time for it to just suddenly start working) right before they were about to die but then again stars of movies never die they always live !

[@plazmusironclad8092]

When I heard “Who’s next? Rambo?” I immediately said to myself “He already left a few minutes ago…”

[@HarmonicaMustang]

The warning shot from the Expendables makes me laugh just thinking about it.

[@JT-gl5ou]

That "safest place to be is in front of her" scene, I always felt it would have been so classy and badass if, as the expendables were mocking them, Sly walks up and politely and patiently gives the girl some pointers on how to properly shoot. She hits a target, and Sly goes "still wanna try standing in front of her?" and the gang is embarassed.

[@Blazerri]

Arnold comes through rock with drill and... "IM BACK" rofl

[@CheSemah]

REST IN PIECES!

[@boxer3087]

Forgot the part at the end when Bruce Willis gives Sly and Arnold that plane to get home. Arnold said "that thing belongs in a museum." Sly then said "that's not the only thing." LMAO

[@arifikram1502]

Maggie:Don't cry gunner

[@loramikateo1605]

'rest in pieces' hahah

[@HumanTarget211]

What Stallone said about Dolph Lundgren's character Gunnar Jensen is actually true. Lundgren obtained a degree in chemical engineering before turning to acting. And it was in fact a girl who got him to move with her to New York.

[@Matt_Bryant]

3:55 - Too funny!

[@Furiouls]

It would be funnier, if they used the Terminator Soundtrack ;)

[@rainyxlegg]

you'd be back enough.. LOL

[@prakharkumar8054]

that cobra one had me by surprise ....i never laughed so hard 😂😂😂

[@victorsilva7793]

Expendables is every 80's action movie all at once but produced in modern cinema technology

[@michelshubu]

One "HEY"!!! two punches.. didn't see that coming eh?!! :D

[@sergey3746]

5:00 i lost it here

[@shadowwolf1991]

Lol nice job. Though maybe squeeze in where gunners snoring lol.

[@RaraShaw]

What about Dolph Lundgren's terrible snoring? Stallone's character was ready to shoot him !! LMAO

[@angelapaniccia702]

This funny as hell specially sense their lines are from others movies they played in and the whol chemistry engineing thing from dolph was pretty is his true life story lol

[@ivanaranas3235]

When Chuck Norris uses a Chuck Norris joke from the internet.

[@JedaqiaAngel]

This movie is so freakin ridiculous that it went overboard and became FREAKIN AWESOME!!! I'm a chick & I love this movie.

[@Danny_Zak]

funniest moment is when arnie rips the door off a smart car... missed the end of the film because i was crying xD

[@jermainemartinez551]

Hail Ceaser "Even you 2 rejects could get lucky." Should of been on here

[@shoegum7362]

Arnold has made a living out of coming back.

[@vaxan5126]

1:56 i cracked hard lmao

[@TheMauvetys]

in the french version, they've put the terminator's theme at 5:23

[@astralhed]

he he ...never seen yet

[@emperorconstantine1.361]

Oh shit, REALLY!?!?

[@J_W1]

I'm loving how no one understood the "But I like Italian too" interaction lol

[@Kncperseus]

The moment Chuck said the cobra fact, I knew this movie was worth the ticket price.

[@prince30622]

Why am I feeling sorry for that poor bastard at 2:30 ?....... yep, rest in pieces! Action Gods having fun with nonsense plot and bullshit physics laws while speaking badass one liners. That's why I love this movie!! By the way, I am not satisfied with this 1.5+ hour long 'short film' Mr. Sly. How about making a full length feature 'Expendables' film, say about 20 hours long?

[@Johnny_Serenity]

Dude got shot multiple times as if he was in Robocop

[@Whatsthatsmell69.]

“Safest place is in front of their gun” my personal favorite.

[@Chutzpuh]

The bit that made me LOL was when he was on the phone when they're getting pinned down and the other one goes "can you hold off" other guy:"maybe with a tank " *tank comes round the corner*

[@Coolmusicplaylist]

"I'm back" Everyone: FINALLY!!!!!

[@ATJ253]

Outro was unexpectedly good

[@francisovah8879]

Gunner makes a bomb and fails to explode lol

[@kshitizranjit5125]

This was awesome but where is the part where Arnold asks for Omaya Kaboom..and Terry says"I want it back. Or your ass is terminated!!!!!"....now that is some funny shit too... :D

[@connorchang4408]

I kinda want the next movie to be all of these guys fighting a group a bad guys played by Jeff Goldbloom, adam Sandler, Danny devito, Kevin James, rob snider, and Jim Carrey.

[@FreeKentHovind]

"but after five days of agonizing pain, the covert died." LOL

[@stefankuran70]

The best i ever seen, and the Movie was the best!

[@TheRealTomahawk]

Chuck Norris and Arnold Schwarzenegger looked great next to each other. They should’ve put Chuck Norris in a terminator movie.

[@claytonspetsnaz2247]

I grew up watching them all when i was born on 1994 all these Guys ROCK!

[@yenyangipman]

"@terra tribal" LOL! terminator theme. XD (Da-dum dum Da-dum!)

[@neonsquid8841]

Chuck Norris kinda reminds me of big boss

[@St3w.0]

I love the scene where Willis and Schwarzenegger are crouched down together and Arnold says "I'll be back" and Willis says "you've been back enough...I'll be back!". You also left out the scene with both of them and that small car, lol

[@user-is9nm4vw8j]

Action movies stars: the movie

[@katiellantino2402]

3:49 When you get jumpscared really bad and reflexes kick in

[@MrImastinker]

5:24 Good to have you back, Arnie. :)

[@TheMincraft]

Chuck comes from back.Arnold:"Whos next? Rambo?! XD howly shit XD

[@Laniballero]

Stallone , Willis and Norris ahhhh great movie love it

[@Lomes]

I think it’s cool how they make references to some of their lead roles in other movies

[@theaztecwarrior1190]

3:50 now that's what I call team work two fists fuzing together pow!!!

[@princevultan6589]

Church: I got you and the little rascals a ride home. (Looks at old decrepit plane) Barney: That thing belongs in a museum. Trench: We all do...

[@blip1]

These movies are really great at paying tribute to the personal and professional lives of the actors. A+

[@SheldonAdama17]

Chuck Norris destroyed the tank by throwing a pebble at it.

[@KingreX32]

agreed, 1000 thumbs up and four internet points.

[@Arak_Drakoniz]

What about Trench's line, "My shoe is bigger than this car."

[@muhammadlufti2967]

Can’t wait for expendables 4

[@clipobserver]

I wish you added the scene where Chuck Norris shot up a guy while his victim was going through the bag x-ray. TSA should hired Chuck Norris.

[@DeepEye1994]

"Rest in pieces!" Fucking history, man.

[@shruthiravishanker2783]

I'll be back. You've been back enough. I'll be back. XD