The Experts vs. Uptown Balls (The Dozen: Trivia Tournament pres. by High Noon Match 04)

[@CarlBrain493]

Props to Brandon for being able to perform without his 13 gallon jug of Iced Tea.

[@GKnight239]

Gotta love Tommy with the back to back “I knew that” even though he didn’t mention the answer either time

[@alessandroscuderi7300]

Lmao. Freaks out how he was going to say that yet threw out multiple answers that werent it when actually on the clock.

[@davey257]

Hes the worst about this shit. That entire team in general is annoying as fuck on the dozen

[@IBuhZerK]

"If those glasses cost me this game I'm going to burn your house down" 😭😭😭😭

[@stevenb9026]

It's almost a crime how "shut up Brandon" isn't the team motto

[@DoubleFaultPodcast]

Brandon’s looks like he’s been trapping himself in his basement for a week studying trivia

[@LemurJackson]

You mean Tommy

[@kevinnguyen3356]

“I’ve done nothing... but answer a ton of questions.” - best line of the episode

[@thejrodshow7679]

Pft said Smitty looks like a bouncer for the Dropkick Murphys I'm done 🤣🤣🤣

[@lordjayguptill4800]

Watching Brandon do trivia is amazing

[@danieldoes4568]

After seeing Smitty’s picture they used for this I’m convinced his head is genuinely square

[@patmowing]

hes got ears like a hippopotamus all fluttery like

[@CIARUNSITE]

@@patmowing Hippos absolutely fuck shit up though. They kill way more people than lions and crocodiles.

[@CritterW21]

@@CIARUNSITE ok Smitty

[@iduarte4311]

Fran’s laugh is so contagious 😂

[@PatrickBrophy]

This is so much better than the over the Internet format.

[@benharmon1994]

How many times is Jeff going to have to tell teams to speak louder before he buzzes one lol

[@russellstgeorge6189]

Until a team actually whispers

[@LetsStormTheTeaCupRide]

I am a huge Fran fan, but outside of one category, she just stands there. I am convinced Brandon is nine foot tall. Great job Experts and another fun show!

[@reedolson9530]

BWALK brings so much energy to these it’s amazing

[@willsmith798]

Brandon walker is so electric. Man genuinely cares

[@GMONEY2016Tx]

Oh my god Brandon is so much taller than everyone else lmao

[@blakewolford5409]

And I’m a little taller than him lol not trying to flex or anything but I was thinking the same thing.

[@pickle961]

Its because PFT is 5'6" lol

[@maxbolton5227]

Big Papi

[@kevinmiller295]

West Point High School Dunk Contest Champion!

[@WalkerA92]

Uptown balls makes me feel incredibly smart

[@ebitdareadthebook1535]

This is some of the best produced barstool content yet - minus the pathetic music category everytime.

[@nickrutsky242]

PFT really looks like a car mechanic and i love it

[@ebitdareadthebook1535]

"Are we gonna play the game or just measure people" - BFW

[@josephbonds49]

“And a middle finger, that didn’t seem warranted whatsoever”

[@benredden2524]

I feel like pft would be a young life counselor in another life

[@Ironman829]

Who's also your weed dealer..

[@him3886]

Not a drug guy

[@moremoose589]

Shockingly on point lmao

[@emm2937]

Hell no🤣🤣🤣

[@austindaglis3835]

Camera people are great, the zoom ins on Brandon's face are unreal.

[@sdjbass]

when he's actually in focus...

[@danprokopenko]

"Just under 100 games played" "75 games played" Screen shows 73 games.... Good effort Jeff D

[@jakewis7867]

Experts look like a random assortment of created characters in GTA V about to do that heist mission where they all wear jumpers

[@LLOYD-tl9vb]

I really like the supporting cast question

[@paytonkahlstorf6667]

This visual of the experts had me crying looks like my cellular connection bar

[@mrbenizzle4087]

Tommy’s that guy that doesn’t realize he looks far less cool than what’s in his head lmao

[@jackbicknell4711]

Tommy is great. Amazing sense of humour.

[@vtpguitarist]

Why does Glenny have a bra tan line? 😂

[@samkayser5837]

Fran snorting at 15:25 lmfao

[@nhaenitsch11]

It's your fucking show! Let's go Experts!! All the way

[@danprokopenko]

During the Experts eventual loss Brandon is going to be an electric factory.

[@GeorgiEZclaps]

LOL’d when Brandon said “I’ve done nothing…But answer a bunch of questions”

[@cgiles205]

I like how Tommy always hops around when high fived. Probably signs from no high fives from his childhood.

[@stevenb9026]

Almost feel like this should just be handed to Brandon because he needs this the most out of everybody

[@222333aaaaaa]

Which is ironic, considering he has a wife & 4 kids; half of the players are in their 30s and single. Dont disagree, though.

[@josephsnyder8982]

Watching The Dozen (TM) for the first time not on my 8 year old chromebook and across the board: Brandon looks so much more tired than I ever thought possible, but immaculate hair I can almost see PFT's eyes, and that kind of scares me Fran look angelic. A rising tide lifts all ships so she's eyeing Mt. Kilimanjaro Jeff's white pants are glorious, bouncing perfectly off his sports coat. Only hair better than Brandon's, best beard in the show by far. Smitty just looks meaner. Balls' tan is perfect. I'm jealous. I never noticed how sickly Tommy looks until today. I get it now.

[@dereka415]

Brandon looked so intense. Such a competitor.

[@joshuabarnett88]

The energy in this match was perfect

[@bhzack8]

These are the highlight of my first hour at work every morning

[@aleclacorazza9144]

I cannot believe how short PFT is. I cannot believe it

[@johnfinnegan1272]

He towers over Jeff though somehow

[@kieranr2527]

Brandon Walker is the GOAT of trivia!

[@fudgy123451]

I really dont know why i like watching these but they are great hahah

[@Hollywoodhec]

Everytime I hear the theme for the dozen I think I'm playing Scarface the video game and I love it.

[@222333aaaaaa]

Is there a Scarface video game? If so, I need to play it.

[@Hollywoodhec]

@@222333aaaaaa came out in 06 forps2 n Xbox. It was awesome

[@based_7]

“I’ve never wanted to play this game less” -*Brandon*

[@adamjensen707]

It would be cool if they put up post game stats on these

[@hahahayden9948]

This man Brandon pulled midland from the clouds🤣

[@PaxChristi7]

I would love to know the sabermetrics of the percentage of teams that win the bonus round that go on to win the match. Would be interesting to see.

[@slapshot19a]

excellent example of why it's worth using your lifelines early if you think you need to

[@kcook8023]

Brandon Walker is my hero!!! Barstool for life!!!

[@mnhockeyav1216]

If those glasses cost me the game im burning down your house😂😂

[@jesserichards9812]

Bwalk was clutch af

[@aaofarr1]

Tommy: OMG! I was just about to say that! Narrator: He wasn't.

[@johnarruda142]

Austin Meadows has to be one of the worst answers in Dozen history

[@tylerjarrett216]

Unless he meant to say Auston Matthews 🤷‍♂️

[@MwithMi]

Everyone singing Pompeii was hilarious!

[@Flamerunner451]

Incredible resilience from PFT to not think about Michael Sam in round 7

[@LemurJackson]

Tommy: “I was going to say that” BS😂

[@ripkingston]

What intern did the blurs on the board at the end? AMATEUR!

[@Eric-gq6wc]

Brandon was absolutely cracking me up during the wrestling round

[@lightningfan9191]

25:02 Brandon and PFT sound like Fred and George Weasley

[@camdenglenn9952]

Can we please get the music up and going? That’s my favorite

[@treytonlebo8907]

Minneapolis is west of the Mississippi

[@treytonlebo8907]

And far bigger than Mesa

[@Johnster7107]

Mesa has a bigger population

[@drderk5]

This is amazing how into this I am. Good shit Jeff, I remember asking you about your browns hat and look at ya now

[@flamingcannonballs]

TOMMY CHOKES

[@birduh32109]

this is the first barstool thing that would be successful on cable

[@Jordan-pe8fq]

Why is my favorite part of this the music questions when we get the voiceover 🤣🤣🤣

[@carlLdieck]

It’s our show

[@nickparks32]

Jeff D Lowe is my hero. Keep killin it big dog

[@kevintully6306]

Jesus, what did they do to Brandon's hair? He went from special jack, to city slicker and now it's just 90s Aaron Carter

[@kevintully6306]

but damn he's good at trivia, regardless of hair

[@euphegenia]

DROP THE NEXT EPISODE

[@HOAheadquarters]

Brandon of Tarth

[@chadk5791]

The song questions need to be closer together in time. A 1998 song is always going to be more difficult than a 2013 song

[@jakeb7768]

I think he did this to make it more appropriate to their ages

[@suba517]

@@jakeb7768 Yeah, because if Tommy and Glenny hear about anything in the history of time before 1995, they complain immediately that they weren't even born yet

[@rickus25]

Brandon might be top 5 hires ever by Dave. Great story and guy is just hilarious.

[@familylivesmatters]

Still crazy that Mintz and Fran are roommates

[@jklaas4987]

Fran is a 10

[@J-M-E]

Fran is a smokeshow

[@patrickitme1772]

"If those glasses cost me this game I'm gonna burn your house down" Brandon Walker

[@elis5929]

I live in Colorado Springs and didn't even guess Colorado Springs. Tf

[@Mansumami]

Lol yo why didn’t I know Brandon was so damn tall 😂😂😂

[@gianlucapenta7133]

In person trivia really a tough look for PFT having to stand next to Brandon

[@willroberts2727]

Pompeii is the best rendition so far

[@therealamericam940]

Tommy knew every answer they didn't get

[@Nathan-np2nx]

Glad Jeff put in the “I looked like shit” disclaimer because I was absolutely going to mention it here

[@RexyourLyfe]

Jeff making it all about himself again. Worst part of the dozen is Jeff.

[@Nathan-np2nx]

this isn’t anti-Jeff DaLowe by the way, it’s just a fact. he looks much better now

[@Sirwastealot]

@@RexyourLyfe It wouldn't exist without Jeff. I guess its a good sign hes getting his haters now, he made it!

[@RexyourLyfe]

@@Sirwastealot Dick Wolfe made a LOT of shows, but he didn't make himself the lead in all of them. Jeff is an awful personality tbh, and there are so many better options. He can be part of the show and make his horrible questions, but dude needs to take himself out of the host position.

[@hossahunter22]

They should just have a fran cam

[@jaxevans2177]

Smitty threw out Austin Meadows for a top selling jersey.... Austin Fucking Meadows

[@pjmac550355]

I can see Brandon watching Monday night raw and spilling Cheetos into his Belly button

[@davidwhite8711]

Love the show but show the clock and don’t music if we can’t hear🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[@lukehyer8425]

I’m in love with Fran

[@dougiefresh4834]

12:50 has me rolling

[@raylittles]

fran literally just there as a laugh track

[@dc018]

pause at 05:36

[@aggietommyjones]

I love Fran

[@MM-cb7jx]

BIG CATS TEAM WINS. IT WAS RUINED IN THE LATEST EPISODE OF STOOL SCENES

[@matteagan1288]

It’s crazy how much wrestling fans know about wrestling

[@carlLdieck]

It’s just if u watch it it’s just like a movie a script so they make all the main matches and bug events memorable just have to need a good memory and those questions were easy

[@nickwaltersteach]

25:03 sequence has me ROLLING

[@the34Me]

Y'all need to give Brandon his tea. This dude is wild w/o it.

[@shaaaarpie]

The jersey number questions are always a tough watch

[@DonHorvathIII]

"Smitty looks like a bouncer for the Dropkick Murphy's"

[@paytonkahlstorf6667]

I think I could have gotten every single answer on the Jersey bonus

[@sheldonjensen7957]

That second mash-up looking like Pirate Simon

[@josephsnyder8982]

2nd celebrity mashup is the most cursed so far through the tourney

[@TheMrdominator1997]

Fran was excellent here