The Failing Marriages of Megachurch Pastors | G is for Jesus

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

What do you think these lovely couples named their children?

[@adelalharbi9286]

jesus

[@fries722]

Gesus

[@poetrywithbennit]

"G" is for Games (James)

[@mewingdaspider7818]

The antichrist.

[@thandomatolo1965]

Naruto

[@EnclaveSgt]

Our favorite pastors didn’t realize their wives replaced themselves with sex dolls years ago and ran off to commit unholy acts

[@lucio-ohs8828]

One is actually a sex robot programmed to stab her husband with forks

[@Shroomish_Art]

With each other? Let’s go lesbians

[@EnclaveSgt]

@@Shroomish_Art Oh God forbid such things exist

[@Shroomish_Art]

@@EnclaveSgt wait are you being sarcastic? Or do you think I was being sarcastic? I was genuinely excited at the idea of lesbians

[@blockman3508]

Love the fact that Ruby and Titus each married a wife who looks exactly like the other.

[@baconman9418]

With that mistletoe scene in mind it all makes sense...

[@benjamina6618]

oedipus complex for closeted evangelical christians

[@andrewsmith1204]

No coincidences in the eyes of THE LORD!

[@SeanWinters]

​​@@benjamina6618"I believe in free will, Believer's baptism, and biblical inerrancy, but don't tell my wife!"- closeted evangelical

[@milktenders6219]

“My camp for very special straight young boys”

[@wafffel]

The G is for Jesus series could easily qualify as satire of analogue horror

[@anone.mousse674]

I prefer to think of it as Analogue Humor

[@onetrickgirl]

I'm scared, does that count?

[@canteventhough]

​@@onetrickgirlyes, Virginia. It does!

[@canteventhough]

Analogue comedy. That hurts.

[@omgnoooooo]

This is the scariest one yet!

[@StanSays]

"She won't stop whispering psych after like every prayer" had me laughing for ages 😂

[@chimpanzinc1790]

ruby ranch should have read 2 corinthians 6 14

[@K.Dre_is_Undead]

That line actually broke me lmfao

[@MemekingJag]

Wow, you both look AMAZING wearing those looks of accepted despair, the camera totally picks up on the 20 years of prescription drug dissociation the makeup artist gave you two.

[@mrshmuga9]

I was hoping for bloopers. No way you guys were able to stare vacantly without laughing.

[@Kyle-nm1kh]

It was definitely drugs

[@CrizzyEyes]

@@Kyle-nm1kh Drugs would make it harder

[@l-Mammoth-l]

Damn thats true. I demand those bloopers

[@yourtsar824]

You can see "Crispy" break for a second around 0:42 its for a really short blip but I think its there

[@Kyle-nm1kh]

@@CrizzyEyes Extenze

[@exzyyd392]

I'm glad there's still people like Ruby out there spreading the good word of Mata Nui. AND he married an orc? What a guy

[@mondoclaus]

and on the sixth day, mata nui gave the toa their kanohi masks, enabling their power over the elements. and it was good.

[@t.estable3856]

@@mondoclaus On the 7th day Mata Nui said "Wait, I missed one, Let there be Light."

[@Studio_salesmen]

And hor’vath auger of the blood fields

[@justsomeguy5628]

​@@mondoclaus Actually, the holy Story Guide tells us that it was the great spirits not-so-little helper Artahka, who created the Kanohi and Kanohi Nuva, and tested there faith by making them hard to get to. Unlike other religions, the way of the Bionicle has 4 god figures, 2 Jesuses, one normal Satan, and one pagan Satan. It just goes to show that our heavenly overlord Greg knows we are worth it and is willing to spoil us with options.

[@tmanatee9567]

@@justsomeguy5628 Lets see, Mata Nui, Artahka, the Great Beings, Teridax, Takanuva, Mata Nui again, Teridax again, and Karzahni? Truly a blessed pantheon.

[@biasedactions]

Something tells me that this was an excuse for Michael to wear that very flattering cravat. I'm very happy to see my favorite megachurch pastors return.

[@d_camara]

Michael is fucking rocking that

[@biasedactions]

Frank and Michael are both serving (the Lord) 🙏

[@flammifer451]

Based Persephone enjoyer

[@krazoe6258]

The fact that they are each others' wives is perhaps the most hilarious part of the bromance that is G is for jesus.

[@cheapshotfishing9239]

Rewatched every single g is for Jesus sketch yesterday, prayed for another one. My prayers were answered

[@jonathanberry1420]

Wow I did the exact same thing 😂

[@lacrossehammy124]

praise god 😂

[@sinisterthoughts2896]

Praise him!

[@nobody5333]

Praise -Horvak, Auger of the blood fields- Jesus

[@shepardren8006]

How many are there???

[@eu4um]

I cannot WAIT to see the bloopers for this on patreon in a month, there's no fucking way you got through this without cracking up constantly.

[@KingMoronProductions]

It's been a month now, please tell me there were bloopers

[@jamesglover2251]

My favorite part about this channel is the fact that you can tell that these dudes are just having an absolute blast filming these vids

[@theunrealcat7196]

you know my wife also names Christy actually used to attack me with forks, since I had her hypnotized to thinking forks were spoons I felt the lord helping, praise Chrysler

[@ProffessorYellow]

[@pudingeX0aciDrefluX]

YES! Thank you for not abandoning this series of skit.

[@ben3480]

The christys matching eyeshadow and dresses are so iconic 💅

[@RaptorBum]

Not many men of faith would ever dare to quote the book of Bionicle. This is why I follow these truly devout men.

[@justsomeguy5628]

It has false gods, sure, but how dare the church not overlook that based on how frickin cool it is?

[@callumprice1710]

Truly the best of all the books.

[@fslayer1290]

I cackled! 😂🤣😂 You good people! 😆

[@Helicoptamus]

The Book of Bionicle is a part of the Apocrypha

[@douglasthompson1724]

I'll be honest I'm starting to develop an unholy lust for Crispy.

[@roxie_roller222]

ye, me too

[@meshavillar]

"Christy here was supposed to lead us in prayer at the beginning, but I guess she has an altoid in her mouth or some SHEIT" 🤣

[@scratchykoala545]

the only analogue horror I actually like

[@42grath]

This absolute gold, but can we talk about how absolutely immaculate the makeup is? 🤣

[@Geraldine_Z_Rivii]

goodness, the way that pink brings out the molten gold in your eyes no homo

[@ryanconner2600]

Loved hearing Christy's opinions on the akatsuki. Tidas is truly the Hokage of the lord (amen).

[@Creative_Toadstool]

It's giving secret lesbian lovers planning to "accidentally" lose their husbands in a freak lobster incident *"vides"

[@cinnamoncat8950]

vibes, you forgot the word vides at the end

[@Creative_Toadstool]

@@cinnamoncat8950 fixed it

[@cinnamoncat8950]

@@Creative_Toadstool uhh...

[@justsomeguy5628]

I don't know what your referencing, but I absolutely understand and agree.

[@cinnamoncat8950]

oh just realized i misspelled vibes the second time i said it

[@rhabeldibabeldi6812]

Said it before and saying it again: the "G is for Jesus" series is one of, if not the best series you ever did. You started f*cking great with the first one and it only got better with each episode 😂😂

[@meggles881]

Chip clips is 100% a married bdsm relationship device.

[@DavidRYates-tk2tq]

Oh, holy shit, FIRST SECOND OF THE VIDEO, I immediately notice that he's putting on the exact right perfect voice. This is _exactly_ what so many pastors sound like, with the same accent, inflections, tones and cadence. Impressive. I don't think I can talk like that lol

[@Kyle-nm1kh]

The fork is her way of saying, "i love you" Aww, so sweet

[@MrRasta3600]

Well now I definitely have to get the other 20 tapes to know how to stay happily married. 😂

[@t-mac1236]

“Second Bionicle” 😂😂

[@sinisterthoughts2896]

the blonded 'stache really sells it.

[@Steven_McCrae]

I’m bricked up … for the lord Amen 🙏🏽

[@theyruinedyoutubeagain]

For some reaason "I thought it was crispy" sent me

[@moscockmule]

"She keeps saying sike after every prayer" 💀

[@adumbmonkey1855]

I really like how in the glitches you get the robocop for Jesus vhs clips. Nice touch.

[@Landon_The_Great]

I am so glad this series is still going :)

[@DerpyNate]

G is for Jesus is my favorite fucking series, they are just perfect for these characters.

[@teemupuumalainen3051]

"She was a orc!" This cracked me up more than should be legal 😂

[@threadinfinite7070]

On this a challenging day, I'm overjoyed to see my favorite pastors return! God is good!

[@brandedcharmer9321]

I like that mustache Christy is dressed like Miles Edgeworth.

[@seanrafferty6752]

Right at :36 seconds after Michael says "crispy," you can see Frank smirk and then it cuts. Hilarious!

[@lemonaut1]

the makeup has no business being that good

[@NixNack]

Babe wake up new g is for gesus gust gropped

[@funnyname7053]

Hey Wizards with Guns, I've been watching your channel for years and I want to say thank you for all the great content.

[@huhwhuhing]

megachurch? brother, the G is for Gigachurch

[@ani_misha_animator]

It’s funny how this is edited in the style similar to analog horror, but it’s still absolutely hilarious

[@andrewsmith1204]

The development in their righteous lives I didn't realize I wanted.

[@wokeupfromsleep9401]

I didn't see the mustache at first. It gave me quite the shock when I finally did.

[@trovinceia678]

I LOVE G for Jesus, it makes me so happy.

[@emiloberg1182]

Maybe it's just me, but this sure felt like very Analog Horrorish in between all the comedy xD

[@Mtv-get-off-thee-air]

A lot of analog horror is very similar to early 2000s comedy like Tim and Eric

[@AtrakKarta]

G might be for Jesus, but C is for "Christ! Crispy got me with a fork again!"

[@talkinatchu]

Everyone knows that you've gotta watch Krispy around cutlery!

[@Tomnistotle13]

2nd Bionicle lmao 10/10

[@Faustness]

Never bought a t-shirt faster, Terry shall not be forgotten.

[@0verloud350]

2:50 Mitch Jumpscare

[@RonaldJonathan]

His name is Daniel.

[@XXIIXIIIXXXIXXXIX]

G for Jesus should be a mourning show every Sunday casted to every CHURCH IN THE GALAXY!

[@ho0t0w1]

how great Thou Aaaaaart, how greaaaaat Thou Aaaaaaaaaart!

[@tinaperez7393]

5:44 - the cutest smeyes / smize you ever did see! 😂

[@PeanutButterWasTaken]

Ah, the lore intensifies! The glitches are getting more severe, especially around Roundhouse. They are also showing bits of something. I noticed a couple from your Bible man parody, and one was Daniel from the Christmas episode I think.

[@JuxCordaus]

I love the cut in at 0:54 with Captain Bible

[@CHotell96]

Ms. Crispy is a smoke show🔥

[@tinaperez7393]

Watch your unholy thoughts about Crispy! I would pray to rid yourself of those demons if I were you!

[@g4yktzgjx6]

3:18 is so perfect

[@jonathanberry1420]

NEW G FOR JESUS JUST DROPPED THANK YOU LORD 🙏 😂 I just binged the other 6 again yesterday

[@jonathanberry1420]

AND MERCH?! this day just keeps getting better-- love you guys

[@gilly_the_fish]

There's actually 6: The original, karate, youth pastors, D&D, Christmas telethon, and the apocalyptic one.

[@jonathanberry1420]

@@gilly_the_fish oh you’re right Hallelujah

[@gilly_the_fish]

@@jonathanberry1420 amen

[@rainjoey]

2nd Bionicle caught me off guard XD

[@althechicken9597]

You boys really are doing the lords work.

[@THATGuy5654]

You can tell these people are professional comedians, because they remembered the all-important Rule of Three.... Forks.

[@ZombieNinjaFrog]

Best channel on KZbin no cap

[@sim-pli-s-te4015]

Oh my lord (praise him) these designs look great, love the Latin 'bad Samaritan' lol

[@latesummer]

to be so for real i havent laughed as hard at anything recently than i have at the part where he smacks her in the glasses w the mic like this whole video killed. him sitting on her lap? the lipstick mustache combo? amazing

[@tinaperez7393]

4:40 - the intro to tne music that starts up that Crispy/Christie was supposed to sing to.😂 What the heck would that song (or hymn) have been?

[@rebeccarisk1772]

damn, who did y'alls makeup?? 🔥🔥 Oh my god and those gold nails??!!

[@oriondragonstar7057]

Good to see These Two Survived Those Two grenades!

[@reynoldskynaston9529]

Just bought the tommy gun wizard shirt. Maybe my parents will finally be proud of me.

[@paramount_pi0314]

This is borderline analog horror

[@hsimah5921]

2nd Bionicle is my favourite book in the bible

[@meshavillar]

My dog's name is Crispy, so that part made me laugh SO HARD 🤣

[@johnwoods1161]

This is genuinely a horror in disguise. And I love it!

[@Ginfeldi]

Those are the most realistic manequins i've seen the production value is sure ramping up

[@STANNco]

i could watch this for hours, the anticipation about Christy's Enigma of a mind is so enthralling

[@Nakabozu]

2 Bionicle killed me!

[@9sheri9]

Came here for the good lord, stayed for the bangs. Also, a screenshot of Michael/Christy is now my desktop. Praise god 🤘

[@redips123gaming3]

You guys never fail to make me laugh😂😂😂😂

[@Somethinorother.]

Oh lord I never wanted to see these guys as women but here I am

[@MidnightMilkMan]

Had to buy the red on purple g is for Jesus shirt immediately as I saw this, I love these skits

[@micah371997]

I have been waiting for another one of these for awhile!!!!

[@NotBopEtc]

All ive learned is that both of these dudes look great in drag

[@Mtv-get-off-thee-air]

Exactly. Crispy slays

[@Psilomuscimol]

I prefer them dressed normal. I want my men to look like men. For some reason. I like women too. But for different reasons. It's more selfish with another man. But sensual and caring with a women

[@NotBopEtc]

​@@Psilomuscimoluh, okay?

[@MilkLavenderTea-fn8jw]

​@@Psilomuscimolalright?

[@personita2.733]

@@Psilomuscimol ok 👍 they slay it though like holy shit they look fabulous

[@theyearwas1473]

It's because of you I might one day believe in Gesus.

[@Mooffyono]

Great designs with reasonable prices?? Sign me up! - unbiased customer

[@philipsheehan3754]

Tha chip clip consistency!

[@lemonaut1]

this one deserves to be way more popular

[@tinaperez7393]

Wizards With Guns: sometime - maybe next mega pastor video? (praise Jesus I hope there is one!) - can you post the music used for these megapastor vids? It's sooo good!

[@eladmatsri745]

My favourite new channel❤ Teenz 4 lyfe!

[@pratheekshenoy9327]

The upside down cross killed me😂😂😂😂

[@Billywashere89]

Praise be! They have returned!!

[@Officialencode]

their eyeshadow is so pretty

[@GlassShark]

Just the microphone SLAMMING against her glasses fucking kills me every damn time 😭

[@gavinfairbanks]

Damn that last fork was deep. Good luck getting that one out.

[@menengroenewald-uj6qd]

The lore behind these characters are so cool

[@inzyster]

I’ve just gone through the entire channel over the past two weeks, I saw you guys recommended in the comments section of a huggbees video and this was the most laughs I’ve had in ages. Glad to have discovered you.

[@QuantumTurtle]

Lmao 2nd Bionicle that's great.