the fall of john paul jones (bachelor in paradise crack)

jpj? as a villain? it's exhausting.
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[@bachelorbs8298]

In the full scene, in the video linked at 4:24, JPJ DOES say "i'm 24 i've been searching for my wife for 18 years" YES i know what he actually meant to say I know it was a slip y'all CANNOT take a joke stOp inSuLTinG mY INtELligEnCE dEreK kzbin.info/www/bejne/gXK4f4F9jJ2cqM0

[@kawaiikiwi7096]

Bachelor BS lol

[@peanutbutter4435]

I made a bachelor on crack vid for Tayshia’s season if anyone is interested :)

[@hybridcracked6455]

John paul jones!!!!

[@chloe-sm8il]

you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain

[@jemmastar5649]

chloe Amen

[@multima1000]

HES NOT A VILLAIN.

[@Crip99763]

Joker

[@darkvelvet1918]

chloe hey nicole, my favorite mcdonalds manager lol 😂

[@tulip5210]

Nooooo

[@beedlethebard1813]

Guys this isn’t John Paul Jones. This is John Jones, JPJ’s evil twin.

[@tulip5210]

Beedle the Bard *gasp*

[@elizabethherster5309]

Beedle the Bard crack is one hell of a drug

[@peanutbutter4435]

I made a bachelor on crack vid for Tayshia’s season if anyone is interested :)

[@strawkerimatcha]

jpj acting up is strange but what’s also strange is him introducing himself as john jones

[@maxineopata7620]

riiighttt

[@Jelloitsme]

That’s even more weird than his fit

[@parrisnia72]

I know right!

[@deathwave506]

he's been replaced

[@jaydengarcia]

he’s on something

[@notalessia]

JPJ being a villain is so off-brand I just can’t wrap my head around it...

[@onlygood222]

Go/d/won There has to be more to this story, we gotta watch the next episode with an open mind

[@julia-ex7im]

cuz he isn't!!!!

[@JanaKatherineVideo]

producers

[@kuyajonny1195]

Cause he got the paid half way through the episode, so he can cause drama. All for those greens! 💵

[@twiceravenpuff]

OMG STAN GOWON and also i loved john paul jones i don't understand h0w this is happening

[@leannwarkentin4055]

Did JPJ really just introduce himself as John Jones?? The world is spiraling into chaos

[@maceyrose6324]

i was WAITING for someone to point that out...... i’m sorry who is john jones i don’t know him

[@gracevenator5955]

John Jones is his evil alter ego that's why he was acting crazy

[@leannwarkentin4055]

@@gracevenator5955 YES

[@rileyart]

that was the craziest part of the entire episode and NOBODY ELSE is talking about it!!

[@studybee7796]

John Jones is the evil doppelgänger of jpj

[@EveFabJen]

We salute our crackhead JPJ the crack was too strong this time

[@georgepanagiotou8673]

“Crack is a hell of a drug!” 😆

[@thirstaefortae5057]

Lmao

[@peanutbutter4435]

I made a bachelor on crack vid for Tayshia’s season if anyone is interested :)

[@williamwallace2347]

I love you?

[@TheMielycyrusbiggest]

Jpj walked in to first grade not for school but to find the one😔☝🏾

[@mtak160]

MileyCYRUS2013 i can’t stop laughing oh my goodness

[@syaanais5504]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@giswurld]

THE TICKLE ME ELMO CONNECTION💀😭

[@guywithaballsack6966]

I still have mine

[@user-tr7ey7yy2n]

i am...heartbroken. JPJ we were rooting for you, what is this clownery???

[@katipadilla2997]

Watch the show honestly in my opinion he’s on the right

[@lasagna312]

@@katipadilla2997 How?? He came at Derek at a fucking WEDDING and started yelling about stuff that he had never even mentioned before, and he refused to even let Derek talk. He just yelled at him about nothing. Even if he had good points (which I don't really think he did), that was a very inappropriate time to bring it up. He was so caught up in his own rage that he couldn't even refrain from screaming at someone at a wedding. Krystal and Chris did not deserve this. And then, after the wedding, he yelled at him AGAIN, for the same shit that doesn't even make sense, and he again refused to even listen to Derek. Please tell me how he was in the right.

[@LangBellsChannel]

Tyra voice we were rooting for you!!

[@laurensopko4803]

Kat Padilla okay jpj went on two dates and made out with both girls but as soon as tayahia is interested in someone else it’s a problem and he throws a fit, especially when it was at a wedding that’s extremely selfish and uncalled for

[@pengwing100]

@@LangBellsChannel that's what I heard.

[@awesomek1032]

Nice guy: John Paul Jones Villain: John Jones

[@AlexSchemery]

i’ve never seen an episode of the bachelor or any of the others but i live for these videos they’re so fuckingt funny and i always only understand half of whatever’s going on hahaha

[@AlexSchemery]

also why jpj being such a crack rock

[@trshday3257]

I was so confused too, why was jpj mad because he wanted to be in Dereks podcast...???

[@chickenlittle6876]

JPJ is “in love” (🙄) with Tayshia and she isn’t really feeling him anymore and is starting to pursue Derek, JPJ is feeling insecure

[@Ambivlaent]

I thought I was the only one who did this but honestly it’s a great time saver but you can still live for the drama and memes

[@vancemychel8983]

same.

[@saraha4972]

i feel bad for jpj. he just got really jealous but, “do nOt iNsULt mY iNteLLiGeNcE dErEk!” edit: thanks for all the likes edit #2: my professor said “do not insult your own intelligence” in class and it was so hard to stop myself from laughing 💀

[@sargentle8517]

if i was Derek i wouldve said to JPJ "but you dont have any intelligence"

[@lukas9098]

“What intelligence?”

[@blancarenteria2873]

Dude the girl is not even cute.

[@misskayleebugs]

I’ve been quoting that line all the time since he said it 😂😂

[@lexisdiy3606]

Thank you for this comment

[@mayajohnson2124]

This isn’t a good look for jpj but if you think I wouldn’t still die for him y’all have got another thing coming

[@tulip5210]

Maya Johnson I admire your loyalty.

[@gorgeoarmani5520]

This was too out of character for me to stop liking him. The producers really tried it this time.

[@TheSuperNats]

Same, I’ll die on the cross of JPJ

[@hufflepuffxxxx]

Maya Johnson ew wtf

[@shishirba]

another *think coming

[@terrencedeath3311]

HE SAID HE WAS LOOKING FOR A WIFE "SINCE HE WAS 18" NOT FOR 18 YEARS sksksk

[@bachelorbs8298]

r cb i swear i heard him say both at different points💀 my bad if he really didn't

[@sadiefraser2417]

He said both ⬇️

[@angelaraber]

He said since I was 18 earlier then when he was yelling at Derek he said for 18 years. It was just a slip of the tongue in the heat of the moment but everyone’s making such a big deal out of it. I’m more interested in getting to the truth about Derek.

[@terrencedeath3311]

@@bachelorbs8298 oh fr my bad wellp what the fuck lmao

[@kuyajonny1195]

Angela Raber Derek’s podcasts are just teasing the episodes, kinda like the BadChillers that we’re done by Nick Vail. JPJ is just pulling stuff out of his arse.

[@EveFabJen]

Tahzjuan: i’M A sEaGulL!

[@becsocsci621]

EveFabJen she sure is

[@blackwomanorangecat]

Yea...she a bird alright smh

[@-nika-4958]

irrelevant to the episode but Tayshia makes my gay ass cry- she's so pretty 😔😳

[@amelie7802]

she is so HOT like angelic

[@theincfiles]

DEADASS ME

[@jemmastar5649]

Nik I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME HOLY HECK

[@passionskayandmiguel]

her teeth tho...

[@marge6938]

She looks like a real life disney princess

[@alyssajade8934]

he is most definitely spiraling ): you can tell he’s heartbroken and upset about tayshia and i think the producers must have riled him up or something too bc he was soooo out of character it was crazy... jpj redemption arc please..

[@allisonhowlett8342]

tell me why jpj vomits at least once a week and then,,,,,,,, cartwheels all over the beach that same day. what

[@claireloveslouis6647]

when he can use his chaotic surfer boy-ness for good and bad >>>

[@Jenny-gd5sp]

is jpj ok

[@kerri6011]

@Positive Thoughts he's spiraling down, poor John Paul Jones

[@sarawawa8984]

No

[@Xalexalexale]

paradise broke him

[@projectkj7643]

No, no he’s not.

[@falconbalcon632]

His crack ran out and he has nothin to lose

[@-nika-4958]

I retract my previous statement of John Paul Jones being self aware 😤😳

[@aaaarrmehearties]

jpj literally needs to see a speech pathologist omfg

[@aaaarrmehearties]

Positive Thoughts thanks, youtuber user Positive Thoughts

[@mrsunmoon2010]

Yeah Cassie the speech pathologist then she might dump Coltan for JPJ. Cameron needs some kind of speech therapy as well

[@TheRey64]

why??

[@mrsunmoon2010]

GoIdMonkey Conner has voice fry.

[@ellejay5024]

7:30 This entire fight makes me realize I would like to see JPJ as an actor

[@maggiew.2434]

Elle Jay He was a theater kid. lol. His instagram has pictures of him from past plays he's been in. Not sure if any of them were filmed though.

[@projectkj7643]

Very daytime soapish!

[@comicblossoms]

They are all actors. The show is fake

[@trudytriad4574]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mrgrandpaworm]

We could sense the circus coming when he said his name was “John Jones” instead of jpj 😔

[@mmmxrs]

Fully believe jpj became possessed in That scene , he introduced himself as John jones??? That ain’t the og jpj

[@claireloveslouis6647]

john paul Jones finally cracked and this video made me love him even more

[@EveFabJen]

JPJ: I don’t know if she likes me. Tayshia: I don’t JPJ: Well, you haven’t decided yet Tayshia: yes I have, I DON’T like you JPJ: Sounds like you are confused Tayshia: HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING SEAWATER BOY

[@-nika-4958]

what if ✨😚 John Paul Jones 😤😤 managed to 👁️😘 eat something 😳🔥 without it coming 😬👏 right back up 🤐🤮 haha jk,,, unless?

[@-nika-4958]

no but seriously are his organs okay

[@aaaarrmehearties]

Nik not even his organs. the mans has the worst gag reflex in the world

[@-nika-4958]

@@aaaarrmehearties agreed- you'd think that by now he'd learn what he can and can't tolerate in terms of food and drink

[@BlueBerryBronzer]

He takes food like an overgrown infant.

[@littleflower9536]

He needs esophageal manometey or an EGD or something RIGHT NOW.

[@alaska7086]

Caelyn crying with the happy birthday singing in the background KILLED ME

[@gauselmann9453]

JPJ is the new god of trash tv

[@_zeroXD]

Can I still stan JPJ? I love him...

[@gorgeoarmani5520]

I have a feeling the producers caused this one...

[@Jesszicar]

i love him too ahh

[@blakergurl1]

The snip of Colton crying is everything... Roasted! 🔥

[@atea947]

john. john, you're-- john, you're monologuing again.

[@leosunaquamoon]

His ADHD is acting up.

[@laureljames3489]

“WHERED THEY FIND THIS DOCTOR? WEEDMAPS?” HAHAHA

[@fquint6468]

Tahzjuan is such a mess, I’m kinda here for it though☺️

[@sseureki879]

Imagine her and JPJ dating. Lol what a riot that would be

[@fquint6468]

@@sseureki879 That would be the most crackhead couple ever lmfaoooo

[@Lulu060986]

Yes love her, she’s hilarious 😭

[@fquint6468]

@Doven Ro Galus Im just talking about the fact their personalities are so over the top lol. Thats a lot of energy in one place.

[@athenaspanos1182]

I love het

[@sweggieboi4928]

Can someone explain to me why JPJ is the villian here? I don't really watch this show but I'm invested in these videos now.

[@cheesepizza8908]

sweggie boi OH YEAH YEAH. i miss the war

[@TheOtherBoobJustDropped]

Because he was ride or die for Tayshia, but she wanted to explore other options, so he attacked the other man she decided to pursue

[@misterjakemczilla]

sweggie boi JPJ is accusing Derek of taking advantage of women because he uses his podcast to get into their pants and have content to talk about on his show. Something along those lines

[@sweggieboi4928]

@@misterjakemczilla So by the looks of it his intentions were in the right place, but he was being somewhat over protective.

[@gennaboffa3943]

sweggie boi there’s no proof behind any allegations he was saying about Derek and everything was quite the opposite of what he said about him

[@lucychristensen4418]

girl when jpj was laughing on his one-on-one with tahzjuan and you put up the elmo toy i DIED

[@giswurld]

AND THE HAPPY BIRTHDAY AFTER DEAN LEFT😩😭

[@calster9810]

2:21 at this exact moment JPJ looked like the dumb villain from Barbie Princess in the Pauper just saying

[@sarasenft2674]

I hate that you're right 😂😂😭😭😭😭

[@baileydunton6142]

Yesssssss

[@brookeward1451]

AHAHAHAHHAHA THIS IS TOO GOOD

[@jeweljohnson7220]

How can I REFUUUUUUUUUSE

[@annelisesunwall]

We all really thought him n Tay had something They were cute, & now I’m sad

[@onlygood222]

annelise sunwall The show isn’t over yet, lol

[@kuyajonny1195]

Yeah, but it’s obvious Tayshia wants Derek and also made it obvious she wants JPJ to be with someone else so she can date around because she doesn’t seem him as a life partner she just doesn’t wanna say it.

[@MooshTheJoub]

"John, you're monologing"

[@JackYoung28]

My boy JPJ was just jealous y’all. He prolly ain’t happy with himself either.

[@bsteven885]

How many joints did JPJ toke before that date with Tahzjuan?

[@strawberryqueen0382]

Everyone here talking about John Paul Jones but I’m here crying over GAY. RIGHTS.

[@annadough5309]

lmao i’ve been trying to find the clip the editor keeps putting in of the lady saying “gay rights” forever

[@phugindomas]

I feel like this is a reference, and I should understand what its it's from.

[@sseureki879]

Demi going "but its John Paul Jones" 😂😂😂 Also, so weird that ppl are still asking Demi and Kristian to leave paradise. Like filming's done, get over it lmao.

[@bubbles4897]

Sseureki it’s definitely not fair for them to still be there though. And no ones asking ppl are hoping lmao

[@snow1928]

this-this is my crack

[@nicole......................]

joHN PAUL JONES I WAS ROUTING FOR YOU WE WERE ALL ROUTING FOR YOU but you still get a pass this time because, its john paul jones

[@meredithhomrighausen4455]

Tell me why I read this as the fall of Jake Paul

[@ultimatekunochi6577]

Unfortunately, it wasn’t

[@lf3862]

meredith homrighausen tell me why I read your comment as the fall of JPJ and was about to say “bUT that’s whAt it sAiD”

[@hamtaro7590]

JPJ doing the cart wheels on crack at 04:58 is KILLING ME 😭😭

[@alexandrasachelari735]

Me: *doesn’t watch this show* You: *uploads another video* Me: TEA TIMEEE 😗 🍵

[@yeah682]

Okay but why was JPJ and Tahzjaun’s date a literal fever dream? I dead ass sat in complete silence and shock watching that scene

[@rabebraach500]

Am I the only one who believes what he said about Derek?

[@spinfyeze]

No bc it's true derek is trash with women. The way he treated his gfs in the past is cringy

[@littleflower9536]

Yeah I agree. I don’t think JPJ went about it the right way, but he probably has this guy pegged 100%.

[@katipadilla2997]

I totally believe it because you just have to look at Derek’s behavior and he literally is so sus when JPJ exposes his ass

[@angelaraber]

It may all be true but the way JPJ handled it just made himself look bad and Derek look good by comparison. He was a hot mess!

[@lasagna312]

Maybe it's true, I don't know, but the way he went about it is awful. First of all, he didn't say anything until Derek started pursuing Tayshia. So basically, fuck Demi, let her be with a fuckboi, but as soon as it's Tayshia, it's all of a sudden a huge problem? Second of all, at a fucking wedding? Really? That was so disrespectful to Krystal and Chris.

[@Mitreme]

Still love JPJ I can’t help it 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@thirstaefortae5057]

“You’re the pigeon. I’m the seagull.” As if that distinction was any better lmao. JPJ let the green eyed monster bring out the worst in him. It be like that sometimes

[@liamryder78]

Fully qualified medical professional: More Gatorade Tahz, an intellectual: gUaCAmOLe

[@lu7857]

My boy JPJ spiraling hurts me so bad like oh no honey what is you doinnnn

[@girlwholovescinema]

Me to john paul jones in *Tyra Banks voice* : "we were rooting for you we were ALL ROOTING FOR YOU!!"

[@Virae24]

Is our fave crackhead okay or what?

[@samf7440]

ok yes jpj was rlly wildin this week but can we talk about Tahzjuan cause that crack was STRONG

[@TomasTheTankEngine]

Oh no! Not my favorite white boy! ❤️

[@luxvella1598]

JPJ is the kind of psycho boyfriend that will kill your cat and pretend to help you look for it later.

[@lemontrends150]

9:49 BY FAR THE BEST IMPRESSION IN BIP

[@sofic3275]

Tayshia is our queen i would go nuts too if i were JPJ

[@emmao2528]

episode 7 was probably the funniest episode i have yet to watch and number 8 was the most exhausting HOWEVER i am living for demi's impersonations

[@mockinjay3rd]

nice! hope ur last semester at college goes well

[@foxx.on.saturn5143]

John: *throws up, chokes, trips* Show: he's fine Her: *gets really faint* Show: DOCTOR!!!

[@sammyfranvlogs9273]

“i’m so glad you’re here....just kidding i was like can i spit in her wine- it was just a passing thought” i’m.... SCREAMING

[@marksmith-jp5gy]

the Tahzjaun episode is literally my favourite episode of all time . if this girl doesn't get he own reality show that would be a huge miscalculation ABC Demi needs one too pronto

[@floralaudios]

WHEN MY BOO STARTED PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUNF I LOST IT OH MUGODHFJJF

[@bendelafemme9728]

When Miranda sings came up I died 😂

[@marsy2071]

Jpj is me having a mental breakdown during exam week

[@NejiClap]

*JPJ is such a mood*

[@ilikepiratesroar]

thank you for your time and effort making these videos, gal!!!! you are so appreciated!!!!

[@Scrowlock12]

"DON'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE, DEREK!"

[@spookyho5994]

Tayshia is honestly amazing tho

[@kaciking1779]

when he was doing the cartwheels to the wii music LMDAOOOOO

[@mazzabooboomoo]

Omg thank you for mentioning how annaliese needs an apology! She was being a little too involved when she was speaking to clay one on one but she did warn everyone and they treated her like she was crazy

[@stefcoll2972]

I was rooting for you, we were all rooting for you!

[@Grace_Holly]

I’m so disappointed in my boi jpj. If he actually let Derek respond like a respectable adult then I would still fully stan him.

[@MrFlyer120]

idk why, but i always find myself coming back and watching your videos. Strangely entertaining

[@miadaug]

That ain’t no damn doctor

[@manasim.9936]

Dude everyone's so crazy and extra I'm honestly loving these videos 😂

[@NaniSang0]

I still have hope for jpj.

[@micaelaroyo4837]

I dont watch Bachelor in Paradise so someone needs to explain to me the JPJ DRAMA RIGHT NOW BC THIS SEEMS SO NOT LIKE HIM, WTF??

[@brahimaswald6006]

This whole saga of your videos: the poisoning of JPJ and now the fall! 😂

[@lucha8711]

JPJ: *unleashes wrath on Derek* JPJ appreciation and adoration level: *drops lower than the stock market crashing*

[@toridl5504]

THANK YOU for this!!!

[@olamaf1060]

jpj actually said 'Clown Face on Apple iOS 12.2'

[@crimbleland]

PLEASE COME BACK FOR THIS SEASON OF PARADISE

[@Kaitlyn-oe7kl]

I need an abridged version of this season. This is so good, commentary and all

[@littleflower9536]

Why or why did they make just a big monochromatic blur????? They could have made a really cool piece of art with different colors on different body parts and stamping the paper and MAKING A PLAN. The artist probably had a heart attack when he saw the final product.

[@angelaraber]

Maybe cause they’re not artistic... just horny. 😝

[@acedean9204]

So you’re high when you makes these.... now I get it 😂 Love these so much

[@eaglesfannnn]

Please come back to youtube, your content is legendary

[@princessmadison588]

Derek and JPJ fighting at the wedding gave me MAD anxiety

[@rubberduckyofsteel]

ive never watched an episode of the bachelor but i love these videos so much. im confused and entertained.

[@thirstaefortae5057]

ok same! I don’t think I can handle watching the full show. I just want to watch the crazy bits 😂

[@ashleywilliams4665]

I’m not gonna lie, I subscribed when you said “I’m too high to go back and look again” I’m so happy for you. I hope you enjoyed your high

[@kaimast5748]

i love how this creator casually mentions weedmaps

[@maliya18]

These are so good 😭😭

[@Fapple]

1:20 “Ah-huh, what is the epitom-ology of your name?” LMAO he means etymology, whatever he said ain’t even a word