the poisoning of john paul jones (bachelor in paradise crack)

all while stagecoachgate was occuring... our heath ledger x jake gyllenhaal x keanu reeves x chad michael murry from freaky friday manic fever dream got POISONED because she caught him SLIPPING !! DO NOT prosecute her!
twitter: @bachbullshit
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[@hex0578]

Jpj is the only good thing about this god forsaken planet

[@charliewizard]

Honestly true

[@vhssika]

You have good taste in profile pictures, Hex 05. Lauren Lopez is an icon

[@gillderoythemouseprince9581]

@@vhssika we are taking ove

[@vhssika]

@@gillderoythemouseprince9581 Wow, I love that for us

[@Lbyt21]

He’s an American treasure and we need to protect him at all cost

[@jjdixon8563]

I feel jpj is just there for a free vacation/ to get wasted.

[@bigmarbel7149]

JJ Dixon me

[@awsomejustawsome]

*wasted dumbass

[@cgygflkj]

He's gay AF 😂

[@dark3rthanshadows]

@@cgygflkj because he complements ma's body , i find it funny that if a guy calls another dude gay for complementing how another dudes look is wrong yet people form other spectrums do the same as well.

[@phugindomas]

@@dark3rthanshadows alright, let's try saying that again.

[@Mellianaify]

John Paul Jones vomiting on the beach dubbed with the alarm sound just cured my depression

[@anthonygelsomini414]

cured? that noise gives me depression

[@bellatrementozzi1226]

I thought that was his phone BABABHAHS

[@mckaylamurphy5336]

Anthony Gelsomini That sounds makes me cry.

[@TomasTheTankEngine]

Someone poisoned him, they’re trying to take out the competition!

[@bonbonS1969]

I'll gladly catch all of JPJ's puke with my mouth. YUM

[@yunabean]

Jane crying after JPJ puking out the tacos she made, I can’t 😂😂😂

[@juliasacta7756]

AHAHAH I DIDNT KNOW SHE MADE THEM IM CACKLING

[@TheMariana0295]

sadder daze yes!! I felt bad for him BUT IT WAS SOOOOO FUNNY

[@TheMariana0295]

We love a good jpj moment

[@_annie9557]

litterly funniest thing ever

[@rose-wf6hk]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@invisiblesoup8943]

Fernando: JPJ: I suppose there’s a special place in hell for men who waste good tacos...

[@Skrillfx]

Fernando : *walks away* JPJ : dios mio dios mio

[@mireyakubisiak6131]

JPJ: *cough/vomits*

[@invisiblesoup8943]

the only straight I am is a straight up bitch | omg I’m dead same

[@mkbotic6386]

I love ur profile pic🙃

[@BidenOwesMeGasMoney]

the only straight I am is a straight up bitch omg I thought I was the only one lol

[@maya_mak]

Jane thinks liking hot sauce is a personality trait lmaooo

[@elina8740]

@Maya M. Just like Tessa thinks disliking ketchup is a personality trait. What is with these girls??

[@shyannamozone4311]

I thought the exact same thing

[@wendygonzalez4716]

Jane is so annoying

[@Charlietrucks]

@@elina8740 after?

[@elina8740]

@Liliana Valdez sadly yes

[@rileydauber5699]

No one: Literally no one: JPJ: yeah yeah yeah I get it Also JPJ: 🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢

[@file.zip.]

jpj’s quite the intellectual

[@bricolq8870]

WEAAK 💀

[@Grace-iv1ho]

emerson brightest mind of our generation

[@Dorian_Gray682]

Petition to stop the shoes on bed/beach

[@bonbonS1969]

Shoes on beach is human right. I don't like sand getting in between my toes and later get into my mouth.

[@99growlithe99]

Lol beaches have been sampled over the past few years and actually it’s been found that over half of beaches are infested with unsafe amounts of fecal bacteria almost every day due to runoff... and that beach sand carries way more E. Coli than the waters themselves. I’m keeping my flip flops on lmfao

[@an_impasse]

Tony Stark Shoes on beach is fine, especially sandals, but shoes on bed is a sin.

[@Lawlsworth1337]

its not ok to walk on sand with shoes but its ok to walk on dirt with shoes? fuck societal norms sometimes honestly like what are you even basing that on

[@eliana4335]

Sneakers is a no for me but sandals is fine

[@prettydigitaljournal]

"Dios mio, man...Dios mio" 💀 I can't with JPJ. Dating him is probably a paradise and a nightmare at the same time.

[@maraimaski4762]

How dare you, dating jpj is like floating on clouds I'd the clouds were cocain and you were actually not floating on them but sniffing them

[@hopebullard460]

He would be so much fun. And No Drama! Um hello!!

[@julicantillo113]

No hate to him bc I absolutely LOVE him, but he is the type of guy that whenever you would say “ I love you” for the first time, would respond with “shaka brahhhh”

[@pneumaa]

Juli Cantillo I mean.. you aren’t wrong LMAO

[@hopebullard460]

@@julicantillo113 he'd be so stoked!! 😂

[@caitlinith422]

first of all john paul jones coming out RUNNING in a speedo is very on brand and second of all him throwing up to the alarm made me laugh so hard i think i developed abs

[@EveFabJen]

“I’m sorry” “I’M SO SORRY” “iM sO sORrY!”

[@ThePorkchoppers]

Im good

[@dunno-19]

@@boristheviewbot6056 wow, ur amazing, I cant handle how amazing it is u commented first

[@yalliwantcakepls4055]

Future husband must haves: 4. John 3.Paul 2.Jones 1.Chicken nuggets

[@ratgirl669]

The black girl who couldn’t stop explaining to JPJ...talk about trying to make 100 words into a 1000 word essay 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lastwalmart744]

@@dyanshane are you trying to be an ass?

[@notinterestedd]

just say the girl...cause ther is no foote of other girls explaining squad to him 💀

[@micaelaroyo4837]

I got low-key upset when the girl started crying when JPJ was vomiting like girl, stop taking the spotlight and making it about yourself, this literal angel on earth is sick, help him!!!!

[@dodobird9975]

Micaela Royo I love u

[@alyssajade8934]

literally same here lol and she was crying and “i need a minute” like ok but you gave him food poisoning can you chill n help him

[@suides4810]

Larry David too much hot sause

[@indiamay4975]

john paul jones is to the bachelor/bachelorette what fabio was to survivor

[@thifanny7298]

THIS

[@jaylap.8734]

FUCK YOURE RIGHT

[@akiakinie7338]

YESS

[@migoreng7789]

holy shit you're right

[@MissBbBbutterfly]

EXACTLY

[@emilysyoutubechannel2259]

JPJ is all I need to survive in this world

[@michellewren_]

I don't even watch any of the bachelor/bachelorette related shows but god do I love these vids

[@alycias7345]

same

[@vanillaoreo251]

JPJ is the only bachelorette related thing I know and I love it

[@annanexton4682]

Miscellaneous with Michelle you should watch it. We are only 2 episodes in and it’s so amazing. This is my first time seeing bachelor in paradise and I love it already. 🥳💓

[@karleepyne4173]

actually same

[@thegrlnxt6838]

Same

[@pd9242]

when john paul jones threw up and walked to the beach then walked away then went back sent meee😂

[@Wesleydpatterson]

im a straight guy and have never watched any seasons of the bachelor or bachelorette but a jpj video was recommended in my feed like two weeks ago and i watched it and now he has been added to my list of man crushes which as of right now is just him n pete davidson

[@HarrisonSim]

you need to make a JPJ account I guess

[@deadshotz2062]

Lmao are you sure about your sexuality 😂

[@Ellemiss]

@@deadshotz2062 Have you seen male fanboys 😂

[@maryp.9057]

You’ve got good taste

[@Alina-xt8eh]

Mary P. Exactly what i wanted to comment hahaha so trueeee

[@lizziem1284]

I mean this in the most loving way, but in eight grade I would have been convinced that jpj was the LOVE OF MY LIFE.

[@kL-vs6wz]

Lizzie M lizzie m? Like lizzie McGuire? Lol

[@lizziem1284]

k beast022711 shhhhhh

[@kL-vs6wz]

Lizzie M haha will do

[@jungwoosbestfriend8698]

I’m convinced he’s the love of my life right now lolz

[@fairlyregretful]

im a grown ass person and im convinced hes the love of my life

[@danjoyce6971]

For those who don't know jpj was quoting Quentin Tarantino's "Inglorius Bastards" but subbed TACOS in for GOOD SCOTCH and i LOVED IT

[@RomanZolanski123]

OH I was wondering why that sounded familiar

[@dodobird9975]

Nerds

[@ajdjikreui]

.... Sure, not like it's a common saying or anything

[@danjoyce6971]

@@ajdjikreui "There's a special rung in hell reserved for people who waste good scotch. Seeing as I may be rapping on the door momentarily, I must say, damn good stuff, Sir." Straight from Inglorious Bastards :)

[@amityislandchum]

@@danjoyce6971 Lol but you can tell he doesn't understand half the words in that quote, because he said, "...Allegedly I'll be rapping the door momentarily."

[@hi-xp9re]

JPJ being chaotic gay for 6 minutes straight

[@jeniferjoseph9200]

Okay so it’s not just me that thinks he’s gay

[@hannahbull]

Jenifer Joseph he radiates bisexuality

[@jeniferjoseph9200]

Yeah but he so far hasn’t really had any chemistry with the ladies? Like, any of them

[@hi-xp9re]

Jenifer Joseph i dont know his sexuality but im in awe of the fact that he’s so confident in his masculinity to say another guy is hot, we stan confidence

[@jeniferjoseph9200]

No matter what he likes, we stan

[@emilysyoutubechannel2259]

OOF THAT KISS JOHNPAULJONES NOOOO

[@assholebyginger]

Looks like the rumour oh Hannah giving him the rose bc he's a bad kisser was true

[@alyssap3590]

he’s like making and an asshole with his lips

[@goaway3361]

jpj ends me man. literally everything he does is hilarious.

[@maddiemainer]

Getting more John Paul Jones videos is the reason I wake up every morning. I do not understand that man in the slightest but boy am I intrigued

[@bliss2141]

JPJ for Bachelor

[@alyssap4389]

Bliss can he be ????

[@nicolevelasco2987]

always beach cam- BOY IF YOU DON't STOP CLOWNING

[@pinkbutterfly413]

always be clowning

[@AmetafJohora]

@@pinkbutterfly413 good one

[@SmokerTheThird]

that alarm sound gave me heartburn 5:20

[@Emily-bv2er]

Did i really just watch this woman give John paul jones a taco with so much hot sauce in it that he forcibly vomited 😂😂😂😂 wtf is this show

[@honey5623]

John Paul Jones is my cure for depression.

[@chris10797]

Thank you for giving me content to watch while I'm high

[@tonybalony1811]

Yesssss

[@smada]

lliterally just got done smoking and i clicked on this video, im tripping so hard after i seen this idek fi im making sense fr

[@fatimaal-shamary6439]

FR LMAO

[@jordan1194]

ME RN

[@ashlynndavis1486]

Literally me right now

[@audrey6287]

blake: it’s been going good so far caelynn: *you’ll regret saying that*

[@Hanaflorabulous]

What is attractive about Blake??? Every still I see of him he looks so crusty

[@thirstaefortae5057]

Hanaflorabulous he looks like a frat boy. Like how? His personality is whack too

[@Hanaflorabulous]

Thirstae For Tae right? He looks like the type of guy that would say “The Office” is his personality 😂😂😂

[@sunsciti2250]

He looks like the shark in Nemo “Bruce” lmao

[@AlexS-oj8qf]

He's white

[@cheyenneadams4099]

the music that started playing after she said “blake’s not my favorite person” had me ROLLING

[@jeremyrichardmay4802]

I just started watching anything bachelor related and I’m very mad at myself for being so cynical for all these years. This show is pure entertainment

[@ellejay5024]

JPJ with the Inglorious Bastards reference 😍

[@kaleyharris584]

glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed!!!!

[@weetzybat]

Whichh

[@amityislandchum]

He butchered it though. I don't think he knows what many of those words mean lol.

[@MadiBendy]

Does anyone else just like paradise more over the bachelor or bachelorette? ALSO I’m loving bisexual Demi 🥰

[@LoEaston]

Bisexual demi brought life back into me

[@noct8225]

Which one is bisexual demi lol

[@dennisvillaflor3359]

Its much more realistic than the original series.

[@wjsilas]

@the only straight I am is a straight up bitch John Paul Jones was right there??

[@wjsilas]

@the only straight I am is a straight up bitch I mean lets be real,,,he most definitely is.

[@supersucks]

the moment he walks in with those speedos i knew that JPJ is my mans

[@thirstaefortae5057]

unbothered kai I actually fricking hate speedos but he somehow pulls it off

[@occasionallyoccasional5940]

JOHN PAUL JONES IS BACK YALL

[@YaYa-lj8ln]

Honestly like I just wanna bro out with JPJ

[@shara5985]

Side Note: Blake ran away from Caelynn and ignored her, then when she went to talk to him, he acted like they never had a chance to talk. He is so fake.

[@hannahdavis6238]

literally does anyone know what was in the tacos

[@misosoup7531]

apparently Jane put some sriracha in JPJ's taco (as a heartfelt gift bc she really likes spicy food herself) but it ended up being too much for him to handle lol

[@heathereagle2984]

He probably also had a lot of alcohol in his system. I know that alcohol and hot sauce is a TERRIBLE combo...

[@catherine7837]

Heather Eagle What about bloody mary’s lol That’s literally alcohol and hot sauce.

[@lizzietucker8412]

Why hello I thought it was alcohol and tomato juice lol

[@catherine7837]

Lizzie Tucker Bar rescue tells me otherwise

[@stevenbrown3249]

The Kermit the frog was eye opening. 🐸

[@galinthias5883]

JPJ is literally the only reason I continue to keep up with the bachelor lmaoo

[@lovem7635]

Me to

[@cakelady8534]

Jpj gives me life

[@mk.mn.8684]

6:08 Dante’s Inferno but make it John Paul Jones

[@idk-se5fg]

I truly appreciate that you edited out the sounds of JPJ yacking cause most channels don't do that and :0

[@lizzylizzo6865]

he’s an actual golden retriever in a human body

[@tweekscoffee_3333]

Dylan better not get hurt this season :(

[@emilyanncahill2863]

Yes! You hurt my beautiful boiii Dylan, it's over.

[@jospadce10]

The crackhead energy was through the roof for the first 2 episodes this season is going to be FABULOUS

[@oliviapayne4983]

I feel like Cam is Michael Scott, whose childhood dream was to get married and have kids, and now he’s here and he’s desperate for love and that is why I can’t bring myself to hate him.

[@katvancuten]

3:52 The zoom-in on Blake’s frog tongue nastiness I’m deaddd

[@BK-en1ly]

jpj went to my school for his senior year and he was such a quiet person lmao

[@lalala324]

Wow, really? Tell us more haha was he popular with girls? He's so handsome

[@cmjensen]

B K we need more deets!!

[@BK-en1ly]

Miss Ebony yeah he was apparently. I wasn’t at school yet so I didn’t know him personally. He seems like he’s pretty much the same on the show. All I know was that he did track

[@mchanel.]

B K I thought it said crack lmao

[@gewrgia-0]

"I am trying to make out with jpj tonight... he's been vomiting.." 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gewrgia-0]

5:29

[@chanelyoung9943]

I’m only here for JPJ and Demi lol

[@ultimatekunochi6577]

I’m so glad I came home early to see this blessing in time. Thank you.

[@hahhh03]

"dude....looking sexy, man"

[@myajanette]

“I was hoping there wasn’t gonna be any drama...” Producers: 👀

[@tatumwalker2657]

Jpj throwing up after one bite of the taco sent meee

[@graceduregger855]

when jpj ran in and they had a voiceover that said john paul jones i screeched

[@maggiem5528]

I live for these videos so thank you

[@user-mw7nj9rm6y]

They need to make a gay bachelor/bachelorette

[@filmfreak5856]

Annie Jonda yes

[@strikerron2252]

Then everyone will be fucking each other.

[@marcelweber223]

Germany has one and its terrible

[@xoTheCutieCupidxo]

No...

[@sophie-rx2to]

i love John Paul Jones with my entire heart and soul just saying

[@xxanimexx9905]

jpj has no lips that’s probably why he kisses like that ahahah

[@GothicConservative]

You legit have me crying from laughter I didn’t know how much I needed this

[@madelynhajovsky7911]

these videos literally make my week thank you for this I can’t stop LAUGHING

[@invisiblesoup8943]

I’m here to stay for kevin and jpj 🤠

[@miaw8898]

you (with the help of john paul jones) have managed to make me really want to watch this franchise

[@helena2037]

‘always beach cam’ ew no

[@peterlilliegeo]

This edit is fireee. Thank you!

[@addisondebter9468]

How could you do this to our bby boy JPJ??? How DARE you poison his pure temple!!!

[@jasminerogers8193]

Lmao these vids are so fkn funny 😂 you pretty much summed up 4 hours of filming in 6 mins, like if I didn’t even watch the show & and I saw this video I would be caught up and know exactly everything that happens I’m dead 😂

[@candee7819]

This channel is what I really needed in life

[@leah6893]

These videos need to be longer I can’t get enough this is fucking hilarious

[@shaimaababiker6485]

You have no idea how long I’ve waited for this 🤪

[@cordeliacarstairs2796]

I loved the person who screamed "I KNEW IT! JOHN PAUL JONES!" 😂😂😂

[@GothicConservative]

The peppa pig theme song caught me off guard cause my 2 year old watches that religiously. That was a good laugh for mommas lol

[@corinnabevier5604]

jpj trying to apologize to the girl who made the tacos and throwing up midway is the funniest thing i've ever seen

[@autumnfranklin6790]

I’ve been watching this show for years and I’m glad it’s finally getting the attention it deserves for its chaotic energy

[@janie9352]

5:12 gave me the chills omg

[@zoevanderhoof7249]

dylan: 0:35 I’m just hoping that there’s no drama cam: *walks on the beach* everyone watching the show: here we go again

[@madelynhajovsky7911]

if the bachelor(ette) sagas we’re actually edited like this I would watch them on repeat for the rest of my life

[@Nattastik]

i live for the editing on these videos lmao😭😭

[@graceduregger855]

i’m Wells comforting and listening to my friends spill the tea in every situation

[@woahsarah]

dude i love your editing hahaha

[@Scrowlock12]

The perfect analogy of being sick with an alarm sound is masterclass material.

[@thisisntahandle]

I still think about it since this video dropped

[@hilarywright9376]

Brilliant editing!!

[@tesso200497]

Why is JPJ giving me low key heath ledger vibes ??

[@dodobird9975]

I really need a “bachelor in paradise but it’s only jpj”

[@Kara-hy4ii]

pls don’t stop making these

[@huhhwuhh]

“paradise is all about having fun” jpj: 😏

[@madi2711]

onyeka needs to take a step back and leave jpj alone i swear to god

[@yoyoitsem]

This is the type of quality content I need in my life

[@kristinawilliams5064]

Lol

[@Jonaskongla]

I Don’t know who you are, but thank you! I have never seen better editing!

[@Emily-hm7nn]

This video was a roller coaster from start to finish

[@lilywheadon9014]

Dylan is the most underrated person on this show prove me wrong

[@GothicConservative]

The sexxxx or seven months ago I thought the same thing when I heard it the first time lol

[@elle-ob3qg]

JPJ THROWING UP WITH THE ALARM SOUND SENT ME YALL DONT KNOW HOW HARD I LAUGHED OH MY GOD

[@sienapixley4680]

“Did you change the sheets” I-

[@ugly1432]

John Paul Jones has my heart and all I've seen of him is from these crack videos