The Fast Food Combine

The guys dive into Fat Perez's chance at getting his PGA Tour card, The AI photo fiasco, Buy/Sell segment and finish it off with Top 5 Fast Food Items.
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[@ColtonFromTexas]

Nobody can make Cold Cuts laugh quite like Cold Cuts.

[@adw156]

joe saying "I had a special moment with my woman" when he woke up was wild

[@MidwestFarmToys]

That's what top G's do. They smash.

[@yeetgod885]

The reaction from the boys was priceless

[@markprettyman6110]

snake draft has revolutionized the top 5

[@drewpierce9278]

Joey D wishing that a child plays horribly in a tour qualifier is peak Joey D 😂

[@MidwestFarmToys]

I agree with him tho. Age doesn't give someone an automatic pass where everyone has to root for you. I'm not even rooting for FP. I'm rooting for Grant

[@austinmonteiro9957]

How Cutzy gets tricked he can loose 15-20 lbs with an enema is amazing

[@legless4767]

I’ve had plenty of them not by choice. It’s a bold move 😂😂

[@michaelmason9891]

Bobs top 5 is like the 92 dream team. All stars, no sides.

[@GS7_]

That McGriddle play was elite

[@cameronjohnson4701]

BEST DAY OF THE WEEK BABY!

[@UncleSnottie]

Bob says Dairy Queen isn't fast food but their company vision is "TO BE THE WORLD'S FAVORITE QUICK-SERVICE RESTAURANT" Hahaha

[@unckid16]

Mikey won this draft by a landslide. The 5th round McGriddle pick was huge. Cutsy’s nacho fry pick did him in. Good to see Bob bounce back on this draft.

[@jeremyg7218]

Mcriddle was the steal of the draft. Gonna be a hell of player

[@samduffy9369]

Boy would I love to have cutsy’s mirror if he thinks that AI picture is a bang job 🤣

[@ConnorNoCap]

"I had some se-, a special moment with my woman" 😂😂😂 Joey Peter Demare from DEEP!

[@ConnorNoCap]

33:18

[@nicholasbaca1132]

Joey D is a national treasure

[@Hellacious_bombs]

Josephine goes to South Carolina in the month of February when it’s not the time to be there. ‘South Carolina stinks! Myrtle Beach is not it” 😂

[@JS-jf7gv]

Who could’ve imagined a trip to the beach in February wouldn’t be awesome?

[@BWen3]

Guy does not think before he speaks a lot of the time haha😂

[@Hellacious_bombs]

@@BWen3 one of a kind. Our bull in a china shop

[@cameronsharp3928]

To be fair compared to some other spots on the coast Myrtle is kinda dirty in my opinion

[@neildorrity9507]

Myrtle Beach the capital location for golf. Kinda agree in a way about the ditty part & that would be the strip area. But overall South Carolina isn't a bad place to live full time.

[@thepossieguy]

Cuts had some great takes this ep but managed to bury them with the insane enema curveball

[@charlie-7596]

Might have to get in on this Sip Club

[@johnvignoe321]

I spit up my drink when Cuts sold AI 🤣

[@nickberra449]

McD’s hashbrown goes undrafted!!

[@MidwestFarmToys]

It's because half of the time they're undercooked/soggy. Not a consistent player. They need to be crispy to be good.

[@roberttarasco4159]

The snake draft has revolutionized the game and I am absolutely here for it! My only gripe with it would be that you guys no longer explain why you chose what you chose after every pick. I really loved that banter with the old format and hope you can incorporate some sort of explanation for the picks. Either way, another banger podcast

[@timfranco752]

Longer episodes is where it’s at!! The boys are cooking!

[@Jordan-ph3qi]

If FP wins and Bob is able to sit on that for an entire month then he needs a statue. Somewhere.Anywhere.

[@hburg2234]

Yeah no doubt. If I watched one of my best friends win an event like that I'm not sure I could keep it quiet that long. There must be some absolute teeth in that NDA.

[@danielrollino44]

I’m more worried about Joey letting it slip tbh

[@tksfordays9425]

Cutsy getting body bagged every episode is the highlight of the day 🤣

[@matthewphillips2170]

Mikey going mostly McDonald’s after saying they rest on their laurels is a bold play

[@mikeybeardowncuz9519]

I appreciate their staple items. Doesn’t mean they don’t need a shot of rejuvenation to that menu.

[@kennypowers1280]

Joey D thinking of getting a Colonic is the greatest weight loss move of all time!

[@101ActionSports]

Cold Cut's rant about the economy holds so much truth

[@david_walker175]

Immediate South Carolina stray out of Cuts. Thanks for sticking up for us Bear Down. The voice of the voiceless once again, I know where my vote’s going for this week’s top 5….

[@tanner6282]

Absolutely love the pod boys, such a great way to get through a dreary Tuesday!

[@HeyZee08]

The fattest snake draft of all time. Hell of a pod boys

[@ToasterPoP12]

Pod been out 32min here what you just fast forward to the top 5?

[@garrettmcelhannon]

@@ToasterPoP12I literally just thought this… He STILL hasn’t had time to watch the entire pod…😂

[@HeyZee08]

@@ToasterPoP12 Pod was already available on Spotify. Listened to the whole thing before YT dropped

[@ToasterPoP12]

Oh bad brotha ... Have A Day!!!

[@ToasterPoP12]

Oh my bad brotha ... Have A Day!!!

[@tactful_colt8536]

I feel like they should’ve done snake draft perfect fast food order. Like building starting line up for basketball. 1. Best entree( burger, sandwich etc) 2. Best side ( fries, onion rings) 3. Best soft serve drink 4 . Value/ dollar menu item 5. Dessert/ ice cream/ sweets

[@hudsoncross5562]

Been watching the show for 3+ years and this one is top 3 I’ve gotta say. Vibes are great and great shots being taken by each person

[@mikeybuckets2349]

This was a top tier episode

[@jakecochran4424]

can we please make this a 2 hour pod, it is simply just too good

[@KS-xd5pb]

Fellas, for the draft we need a graphic displaying the selections as you make them. Would go a long way imo. Also, would still love to see some top 5’s thrown in to mix things up. Felt you guys were unique doing those. BDS to Mars.

[@CorySwennumson]

Special moment with the women and then “babe, what’s that weight loss thing called!?” 😂😂

[@Shaneomac203]

From the perspective of an every week youtube watcher for this beautiful podcast, i am so over joey d being on in his phone 25% of the time, have some feel joe

[@joshhulwi1652]

Absolutely love these drafts!!! Way better boys!

[@danworthington]

Cold Cuts CRUSHED the video game list. Shocked he got that many top picks.

[@bpp-jm5om]

I think if NASCAR would let y’all do a three lap timed challenge with cars it would take NASCAR to the next level.

[@BobbyNeishman]

Great listen here boys. Keep up the great work

[@Sirlanceee]

Never a doubt weather or not the boys would deliver a special episode…Let’s just hope Joey D keeps having “special moments” w/ his woman before every episode, it really keeps the young man sharp.

[@gregsaddler1036]

Been a fan of bobs for years now, newly brilliantly dumb pod avid listener, love the energy

[@aaron130]

These drafts were a fantastic idea boys!!!!! Just an absolute banger pod week after week!!!! A++++++

[@gregbarg6688]

Was totally expecting Bob to take the fish filet...

[@agsa8569]

Nobody on social media bangs themselves more than Joey D. Gotta love the man!! Great ep boys!!

[@jamesharvey8329]

Oh the boys are firing right now! Back to back absolute heaters….Really sensational stuff!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@thebrilliantlydumbshow]

Thanks for listening brother!

[@willp465]

nacho fries at 3 is crazy

[@MidwestFarmToys]

That was a ridiculous pick. The whole team is compromised

[@thighshoe8]

Great pod

[@tommymay301]

Tracking down the actual guy in that 40 time pic and having him confront cold cuts would make a great episode!

[@sebean27]

31:08 love the immediate accountability call out by the boys 😂😂

[@nickgarlick4425]

The way Mikey said “noooo” had me dying hahaha

[@Pyromancer]

The take that both Chipotle and Dairy Queen aren't fast food is insane.

[@djdollars]

It's absolutely mind-boggling that Joey D has lived on this planet for 55+ years, and still does not understand how ridiculously unique of human he is. I genuinely think it's a bit week after week but it isn't! The look Bob and Mikey get that look on their face week in week out (this week was when Joe's ass was eating the egg w/ the knife 😂) when he pulls one of his moves is truly what keeps me coming back

[@kevincollins73]

Mikey Vs face when cutsy says nacho fries.. just love it lol

[@mpdubs3369]

Gotta be one of the worst picks ever

[@ioku138]

This was a good one boys

[@diegogonzales4587]

I love that yall announce the winner from last week now and talk about that a little.

[@JS-jf7gv]

The AI stuff is awesome! Never stop Mikey. Man was Joe butthurt this week!

[@brodyticer8541]

Best sell cuts has ever had.

[@nickschroeder2930]

Dash Damare had me rolling

[@JoshFant]

Tuesday morning 7am just hits differently.

[@BartG87-]

Joe trying to make Mikey look bad because he feels guilty about his own gut ! Own Joseph or go on a fucking diet ? 🤷🏼😂

[@gw10756]

The Laremy Tunsil ricochet shot from Perez had me dying 😂

[@philipjones8087]

Working in healthcare, hearing Joey D describe the cleanse enema had me cracking up 😂

[@fatbrad412]

Love the Atilis Gym hoodie, BD!

[@joebowman9559]

Best pod on the internet no doubt

[@cinncharlie]

Quite possibly the best top 5 this program has ever seen

[@gmoney827]

Surprised Mikey didn’t pick a happy meal with all the McDonald’s on that list…Cutsy for the dub

[@mpotter6612]

Glad to see Joey D found a better seat this week. Hell of a thumbnail here boys.

[@colestanford2376]

Super entertaining to listen to I'll never get sick of Joey's terrible grammar and regular misuse of words.

[@user-cc3jc4pb4c]

U gotta remember that a place like in and out isn’t nation wide. I’ve never had it before living in NC.. gonna lose some people there. But I would include the double burger from Cook Out which wouldn’t hit with everyone so I get it

[@jmegs1810]

1. Cheesy gordita crunch 2. Chick fil a spicy sando w/ cheese 3. Sausage biscuit w/ egg and cheese from McDs 4. Arbys curly fries 5. In n out double double w/ extra spread

[@MidwestFarmToys]

Rally's/Checkers fries are the best fries, 10x better than Arbys. But I don't know if that counts, They're mostly a Midwest chain, not National.

[@Chef-Thundermuffin]

These gentleman just make Tuesdays special, as good as it gets. Mikey came from the top rope with the McGriddle, elite elite play. I know Bob has voiced his displeasures with Arbys, but not having the curly fries in play was tough.

[@fatseaturtle]

Joey selling Ai and over analyzing Mikey’s prompts for “fat” has me howling 😂 Ai banged you Joe, don’t hate the player

[@andrewjobin2207]

You guys need to do a Top 5 of your all time Top 5’s. That would be an all time draft, visiting past victories and defeats

[@nickrostucher3744]

WILDWOOD SHOUT OUT, BIG LOVE

[@michaelwojkiewicz2956]

DQ is absolutely fast food

[@nickwalker5356]

Wow I mean Mikey truly is up there with the elites of drafting. Special stuff!!

[@CorySwennumson]

Joey D rooting for the kid to suck is classic and I have to say I couldn’t agree more. Kid will have his time.

[@Salerno00]

You guys need to set up a PO Box and do fan mail!

[@OFCarbon24]

Would have never seen the AI masterpiece that was Joey/Dash unless he talked about. 1000% bang job by Beardown but so glad he did it, hysterical

[@greenebeane7]

No better start to a Tuesday🔥💯

[@ryanboyle3318]

The atilis hoodie well done Mikey

[@pbalsniper]

Bob you BANGED yourself with the chocolate ice cream in a blizzard

[@Xr3737]

banging epi

[@ikebraun2944]

Absalute must!! You have to put that pick of Joe running into the garage door!! Someone get on that!!

[@martialgauthier2871]

My 10 am breaks at work have never shinned so bright! Forever and always boys!!

[@thebrilliantlydumbshow]

Thanks for watching🫡

[@brodywinrow9222]

I was a big nascar guy growing up and I'm ready to come back!!

[@Josec813]

The A.I. photo is priceless!!!

[@isaacsilva1579]

Joey D walking in that video like the picture of Bigfoot 😂

[@GS7_]

Started dying at Joey D selling AI 😂😂

[@Franklasalona]

The zoom in on grants video was the best man. Don’t trip cuts. ❤

[@Wilsonn312]

People from the tri-state area, does anyone remember the OG Friendlys cyclone ? The Friendlys cyclone is all time and can’t be forgotten .

[@keithtracy7221]

FP with Bob on the bag at a PGA event would re-define the word epic.

[@MidwestFarmToys]

Bob on the bag for what? None of his input would be used lol.

[@Chaz1724]

Baja Blast soda going undrafted is a surprise

[@MidwestFarmToys]

It's terrible. It's a drink for little kids.

[@joshadams762]

He’s a hell of an athlete!!! 😂😂😂

[@sensovie]

No filet-o-fish by Bobby is a shock to the system

[@bwayotte101]

cheesy gordita crunch for the W, congrats Bob

[@CKH311]

Not an LBI guy? I’m shocked Mikey. Chicken & the egg 🔥

[@willrocks441]

Yall came to Myrtle when no one is here totally different vibe come June.

[@mjharris567]

From my McDonald's employment days....at least at that time, all of the burgers were frozen. Quarter pounder, regular cheeseburger, big mac....frozen.

[@Emmanuelacho69]

Joey D was in a mood today 😂