Welcome To The Pretzel Factory

[@firesports2963]

Joe picking a QB in round 1 after he knew Bob and Mike couldnt take one for the rest of the draft was a bold strategy, Cotton.

[@Hellacious_bombs]

I am in awe Joseph thought it was “optimal” to take the pod from the shitter. Unbelievable!

[@s92Nugs]

Ya know he’s trying to make an effort to do something special

[@thebrilliantlydumbshow]

He’s one of a kind

[@Hellacious_bombs]

@@thebrilliantlydumbshow the young man was feeling himself today on the pod

[@martialgauthier2871]

Truly a bull in a China shop!!

[@johngarrity6903]

Do you believe this guy, Mikey? I mean, we’ve hit rock bottom. 😂😩

[@NickFuchs4]

Note for cold cuts: when you only need 1 qb on your roster and they both chose a qb wait until your last pick to pick a qb man! Cmon!

[@djdollars]

Bob in his Zoo silently evil giggling watching his animals Mikey V & Joey D cage fight for 3+ minutes around 22-25 min. Kid is so sick with the amount of enjoyment he gets from watching them, I love it 😂

[@dmann5992]

Ordered my WM have a day hat over w month ago, reached out for support and they told me they couldn’t do anything and to reach out to my post office??

[@cjs20]

This is the best show on the internet hands down, tears in my eyes twice only 10 min in. Let’s have a week fellas

[@thebrilliantlydumbshow]

🙌🙌

[@cakedupkevin]

Joey on the porcelain throne for the beginning of the podcast is just special stuff. Also, FP being picky about what he eats is hilariously ironic!

[@mpotter6612]

Week in and week out Joe always seems to make an entrance.

[@bazza9]

Unique, passionate, and unapologetic yet again

[@ryanprobert5635]

If anybody had "Byzantine Empire in an argument about sandwich ratings" on their bingo card, congratulations. Lol.

[@Realwiseowl]

There ain't no goddamn way Cold Cuts is in a shitter for this whole thing hahahaha

[@KS-xd5pb]

My man Cuts cannot let Mike get an entire sentence out, ever. The king of interruption.

[@sajandetroja3961]

i’ve been a bobdoessprpts watcher for a while now just never watched brilliantly dumb show and after i saw the first podcast last week i’ve watched 25 since i love this shit

[@SwampMonster1]

CC, you will always be my hero. Legend.

[@hockeyguy2005]

What a day to have a day boys... ol reliable, Joey D with Chaos to start the show. Gotta love it 😂

[@jkaise42]

We are BACK in the strongest way possible with Joey in the bathroom!! Just the absolute best podcast ever!! We deserve ney NEED more than one of these episodes a week I'm just dying.

[@kevinfox7764]

Joey D saying rating sandwiches is “A tale as old as time” is the best quote in the episode.

[@PabloTheLegend]

When Joe gets criticism, he pretzels what is being said until finally at the end he can get the boys to agree. Starts with might have your phone out a bit much, ends with “but I do bring the jovialness!”

[@JudyTrain]

The fact that CC didn't realize he could wait until the last round to pick a QB and could have gotten Rice AND Moss is...beautiful. Dumbest smart guy alive.

[@peytonrickabaugh4851]

Cuts stays pumping his own tires and shitting on everyone else. Classic Cuts, that’s why we love him

[@erik_bowren]

Bob “what kinda car is it” with that smirk on his face absolutely has me rolling what a pod gents

[@a.j.ahearn6196]

“Inordinate object” getting a free pass was astounding! 😂

[@connerecklund6643]

A Bacterial Parade 😂 never change cuts

[@michaelj6387]

Bob baiting Joe into saying he is driving a Benz is something I saw coming from a mile way, truly sick and twisted kid lol

[@R.A.S.077]

Joe has been coming for Mikey's neck the last two pods 😂😂😂 it's so good

[@GregPace]

Bob doing reports on Derrick Jeter in 3rd grade had me cracking up, I did the same thing. I bet one of Bob’s favorite books in that same era was “Honus & Me”

[@albeeezy]

Cold cuts coming in HOT sheesh

[@thomaslee8234]

Another great pod boys, keep up the pretzel jobs fellas

[@xDerekLFx]

Joey at a dinner table is like MJ. Nobody noticed when Pippen only scored half his average, but if MJ only scored 9 points everyone would notice.

[@benfaupel431]

Picking Toenails is one of the wildest takes in BDS history

[@JocramThe]

What does that even mean? Like picking them off? Someone explain.

[@10scoach33]

Disgusting, I did not think Bob would do that, he seems like a germo phobe

[@jordanglazier2389]

@@JocramThejust like picking at your finger nails but your toe nails instead. Picking/tearing the excess off instead of using clippers. Can be satisfying in private

[@Iknowurider]

Bullets are absolutely flying this show. The amount of strays is astounding.

[@JustinDevo-fw5pz]

It’s wild Joey D can lecture Bob about phone etiquette when it recently came out that Joe is a phone through the speakers on a plane guy. That is cardinal sin #1 of phone etiquette. Was that class not at etiquette hogwarts ?

[@aquinn240]

Beardown picking kelce to get the swiftties vote for this top 5 is crazy!!

[@to8860]

I love it when Joey tries to use big words......LOL

[@oliverholt4253]

Joe saying his Jag causally top out at 240mph is comedy when the top speed a F1 car has hit is 230mph 😂

[@HeathBarber]

Joey don’t ever change. You make me laugh every single time.

[@KingerK9GSD]

😂😂😂😂 “That’s a Tale as Old as Time” 😂😂😂😂 FUNNEST SHIT IVE HEARD IN A MINUTE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@jonahreyes1799]

Cold cuts sell is spot on my grandfather always says that’s the worst thing the government ever did😂

[@GraySkull23]

Cold Cuts a true member of the BROTHERHOOD with the toilet seating on the pod 🤣🤣🤣 IYKYK

[@jkaise42]

Also Joey not going with 2 skill positions knowing the other 2 already took qb's is maybe the dumbest moment on this podcast of all time. Literally no strategy at all here lololol. Would not expect anything different though.

[@darrenhill3514]

Hats off to Joey D being a Packers fan and picking so many 49ers in his team

[@isaacangell4414]

Joe calling out bob for being on his phone a lot, and he has half and hour longer of screen time is hilarious.

[@peytonrickabaugh4851]

Cuts is an absolute menace to society. Bathroom has optimal audio😂

[@rasdub]

Thank you for standing up for us Michael!! To think the Voiceless can't make up their own mind on the top 5 each week is yet another pretzel job of the highest order! Shame on you Joseph! On principle, I'm voting for Mikey's top 5 regardless!

[@liamhayes2897]

Joey D accusing Mikey of feeling himself just moments after discussing his own impact at the dinner table is truly wild

[@trtr5586]

I wait each week for a new episode to drop. Just makes my day.

[@djanoano]

This has taken the throne of my favorite episode so far. “Orangutan” had me fckin dying 😂😂😂😂😂

[@GazSharpy]

New segment, bobby,s biographies 😂 alot of guys would like it, a lot of guys.hellnof a show guys.

[@j3badger1]

Im really starting to think the BDS crew saying they are moving to Jupiter was really an elaborate joke to get Cuts to move and no one else was ever actually going to follow.

[@aaron130]

Just the best show anywhere period!!!! How this show isn’t the tops of every chart is a crime!!

[@alangomez8158]

JCC absolutely bagging Bobby in the first 10 minutes of the show never gets old.

[@Chathew55]

Roast percentage per episode (RPPE) 15% Mikey, 35% Bob, 50% Cutsy

[@brandonfuller8955]

These thumbnails have been amazing! Really great job team!

[@thebrilliantlydumbshow]

Thank you!

[@d.posey1010]

100% on board with Cutsy on this one. The AutoStart/Stop feature on vehicles is the most pointless thing that has come about. The first button I hit in my truck when I get in is turning it off!

[@ejtruss4225]

Bob! I did the same thing with the Derek Jeter book in elementary school lmao my jaw just hit the floor.😂 My dads from Kalamazoo, went to the same high school as Derek Jeter. Love the show and I watch every week. Keep it up boys.

[@coltenwhaley2463]

Joe and Bob giving Mikey shit for talking about his stamina....when they just got done going to bat for themselves about why they are great is crazy hahaha

[@tone730]

hahaaa.... Joey talking about his "presence at the dinner table" this guy

[@johngarrity6903]

Lmao at the random take on Bob picking his toenails 😂 Could not be more true to yourselves regardless of the camera running

[@hburg2234]

Saying "go vote" is nowhere in the same realm as "vote for me", what a wild take. I'm behind CC on this one.

[@BenKelsch-t7g]

I can back Joe on the auto start stop. We have a couple affordable cars and the start stop function drives me crazy

[@melssecretgarden]

I agree, huge issue with people on there phone at dinner. Especially the audacity of answering a phone call at dinner in a restaurant. Raised by wolves! It outranks the sitting on toilet during podcast or being on phone during a haircut.

[@PabloTheLegend]

"smashing your toe into an inordinate object" lmao. Joe really makes Randy from Trailer Park Boys seem like a more realistic character. Weekly O/U on botched sayings has to be 2.5 at least

[@TLAUT44.]

Joey cold cuts banged himself again.. he could have saved QB for his last pick… and still got Joe Montana

[@ramblob]

Cold cuts really is one of a kind. Guy has the biggest blinders on I’ve ever seen, the hypocrisy this episode is off the charts

[@joshuaadkins6913]

Joe not utilizing the snake draft right man. Could’ve waited till the end to take Montana since both Bob and Beardowns QB spots were filled

[@joshfournier6788]

Just an all time move by Cold Cuts

[@masonroberts1]

“If you pay the mortgage you own the home!”😂😂😂😂

[@Dutchmaster024]

I love cutsy but this was a wild performance from him. Nevermind bob saying he picks his nails is infinitely more psychotic than the cutsy performance

[@DevinCassity]

We gotta start getting Denny Hamlin’s name right Cutsy. If we’re gonna be NASCAR guys, we gotta start getting that one right. Not Danny….Denny. Great pod boys.

[@zum9745]

I am with Joey on the Auto Off. I cant stand it 😂😂

[@victorcarpen78]

Joey cold cuts is 1/1 everyone needs to watch the KZbin this episode

[@IncogLion]

Audiobooks being suggested by Joey D is great stuff.

[@jonlauck4103]

Joey to be fair, I’m a member of the voiceless and I voted for your top 5

[@NiKeAdDiCt71]

I don’t know what’s worse cutsy’s chipping game or his ability to take criticism

[@cferback]

As a member of the voiceless I take offense to Joeys comments. He better be careful before the voiceless come for him 😂😂😂

[@michaellaffey1525]

We need Bobby Fairways in a Porsche pics on IM or X. Guy is living the dream.

[@LostBallGolf]

Exactly @ 38 mins in I started dying once I heard Bob yell at Cold cuts about cutting Mikey off 🤣😂

[@michaelp8945]

Thumbnail game going crazy lately

[@JorgeMarrero1515]

Can you guys put the poll results prior to the top 5? Would like to see who wins and the margins of the wins

[@bryanlloyd6924]

1,000% agree with Cold Cuts sell this week. And I'm talking about a '19 GMC... stupidest invention ever.

[@ryangemelli8213]

Why did Joey pick a qb with his first pick?? He was the only one who needed a qb!! Save it for the end bro

[@hiplainsdrifter65]

Joe lacks total self awareness lol. Tells Mike he's really full of himself very shortly after telling everyone how much he brings it at the dinners lol... total Joe lack of awareness! Gotta love him!

[@danewilson2762]

Cuts is one of a kind, hes special

[@michaelj6387]

Wish there was a graphic showing the picks for the snake draft

[@thebrilliantlydumbshow]

Graphic will be up on the instagram tomorrow!

[@oaklandsgaming3503]

Cutsy is a lunatic, first he tries to do the Pod from the John then he of all people bangs on about etiquette in barbers when his golf etiquette is lets say less than perfect is wild 😂😂😂😂. But that's why we love him, he's a BAD MAN 💪. Brilliant Pod lads keep rocket fueled 🚀

[@JustinKirincic]

Best intro to the pod ever created

[@fatseaturtle]

Some men have it all 😂😂😂 Another fantastic podcast episode

[@fatseaturtle]

Some say Mikey is pandering others say he is the voice of the voiceless 😂

[@tomhaley11]

Danny Hamlin two weeks in a row 🤣🤣

[@benlozada2287]

Mikey gets my vote every week no matter what.

[@Chathew55]

Mikeys face when Joe's camera comes on the screen 😂

[@dustinrockburn3504]

I love Joe. It’s easy for me to say because I’m listening and he’s thinking… but he reaches for these vocab words and he’s like 50% getting them right and wrong 😂 Inordinate, you were looking for inanimate objects that you stub your toe on

[@cferback]

Joey coldcuts is out of control 😂😂 he really wants to sit on the toilet for the episode?! 😂😂

[@DanMarshall-r1f]

Joe cylinders is hysterical

[@Jmooney503]

"Are you done? Can I talk now?" is said in every Italian household daily

[@patrickmurray1677]

Mikey V always getting pretzeled

[@montexristo5575]

“The jovial-ness”

[@hamachikid1]

Joe's thoughts on texting while getting a haircut reveals what a head case he is. good god.

[@melssecretgarden]

So now Bob has a big one! Come on. This guy has it all!!! He spends all his time with you guys instead of the ladies. What a guy!!

[@FireKickz]

what does he mean pick?!?! 🤣🤣🤣 hilarious beardown sequence there

[@johnmurphy3267]

Pods have just been fantastic