The Fesh Pince of Blair 2: Uncle Phil Yiffs in Heaven Again

[@unclephil1799]

Statement.

[@mechicanalnumbariaro]

and what a fine one it is.

[@meam8493]

3 Years Later Statement

[@carltonbanks9982]

Dad!

[@acfreak55]

+Uncle Phil This is a black thing isnt it?

[@carltonbanks9982]

will you make me a sandwich?

[@latersatyr]

I like the idea that Uncle Phil just walks around saying 'Phillip Banks" like a pokemon whenever he's not on screen

[@Onigirli]

Yeah lol

[@foxbramble]

Fuck Phillip Banks, Banks wants to empty our banks, fill our streets with banks, and run a bank-making operation out of his Banks.

[@daveidmarx8296]

Do Pokemon walk around saying "Phillips Banks"??? I've never watched Pokemon, but if this is the case, I will absolutely start watching!

[@cassdy91]

😂

[@hudgynsasdarl6967]

But @@foxbramble, aren't some of those banks?

[@tStevester83]

Not only does this take place over the course of 21 years and takes place in nine different televisions, it also takes place in Mario's dream.

[@Rezuaq]

DEEPEST LORE

[@Giles1814]

It's called inception

[@robertbaldie7]

This whole thing is the biggest fairy-tale I've ever seen.

[@Sjimmijim]

FAIRY TALE

[@carterwolk1242]

Thomas's Mediocre KZbin Channel wow, 21 years. You must feel emotions.

[@riverscuomo7140]

I think one of the most underrated and simple bits is the shot of Will in bed at the hospital, possibly comatose or hooked up to life support, and the crowd laughs like it's the funniest thing they've ever seen.

[@philcollinslover56705]

I'm so broken. I started laughing from reading this, and I haven't even seen it yet.

[@vedji1857]

1:57 time stamp

[@sharewaredog]

oh my god i've been rewatching this video for years and this is the first time i've noticed!! thats absurd thank u for pointing that out cx

[@rattyeely]

It's so subtle because it almost feels like something you would see in the regular sitcom

[@Vanth0ny]

Release that damn Fesh Pince 3 or I'm gonna sit down... EDIT 2024: Milk. It's Legal.

[@dicedmeat7857]

Anthony J Your grandchildren are gonna need GRANDCHILDREN lawyers!!!

[@hudgynsasdarl6967]

I'm Henry Firth.

[@viggo8213]

@@hudgynsasdarl6967 wooOOHH

[@emirlsanchos6302]

JustinJKJ Mister Firth, would you please sit down?

[@ItzDrPlow]

HEY. YOU DONT TALK TO MY WIFE LIKE THAT

[@conkface]

5:07 Carlton completely derailing his negotiation with the police by incessantly repeating his name like a lunatic is the funniest shit ever.

[@whitedude877]

Dude finally someone else who sees how funny that is. Fuck yeah.

[@CakesAreNotTruths]

Derek Derek Silver Derek Derek Derek Francis Derek Silver Silver Derek Derek Derek Derek

[@s2ms10ik5]

man i love your twitter shitposts

[@kie2]

I like that he feels the need to explain how Uncle Phil came back to life but Will gets shot and killed and is just back 3 years later

[@group2gaming]

obviously popeye helped him

[@hamburg4034]

He was confirmed to be God in fesh pince 1 so its fitting he comes back 3 years later

[@aluthewox467]

He survived but somehow got framed for his own murder attempt

[@ElephasXFalconeri]

He ate all his breffmints

[@Zihantel]

He's Hancock, but hasn't awakened his full potential yet

[@AidenRKrone]

"If only dad would fix the air conditioner in the pool house. How can he be so cruel-house?" That line used to make me laugh like a maniac. It has been six years since I last watched this, and it still makes me crack up.

[@lavans5721]

I want you to know, I think about this quote near weekly

[@SapphireHeartTippy]

Do you know how humiliating it is..... To have a son?!?!

[@ElFreakinCid]

@@SapphireHeartTippy *(cries and turns into Lucas)*

[@yurinoworry]

12:11

[@lemonaut1]

the fact that no one in irl would EVER say this

[@verdethestarwarrior1088]

“They sent him *back* in time.” *THREE YEARS LATER*

[@knivesinmediaog]

If they're from the future, that would be the past. Thus! The statement was and is true--hey! You don't talk to my wife like that!

[@philadler7399]

@@knivesinmediaog Who do you think you're talking-!

[@djk1288]

@@philadler7399 I'm Henry Firth!

[@philadler7399]

@@djk1288 Mr. Firth, will you please sit down!

[@djk1288]

Phil Adler HEY! You don't talk to my wife that way!

[@ryantries1218]

I just realized the AC in the pool house was broken for more than 6 years. How COULD he be so cruel house?

[@YouArentSlick]

Ryan Tries also Will’s father was like 9 years late for their trip and still ended up canceling last minute, what a dick

[@coolguy02536]

He's a cruel house

[@GioTheVax]

@@YouArentSlick just like in the show

[@bonjoviwankenobi8533]

He's nasty nasty, not paying for the AC

[@brianbailey904]

It’s all Geoffrey’s fault. By only allowing Phil to have one Swedish meatball, he made Phil cruelhouse for the next 6+ years. Observe: 11:53

[@thapoint09]

I like how this poop takes place over 21 years.

[@eesedesesesrdtsuperjoshuab7907]

thapoint09 3 years later

[@slowfreq]

♫ A man and a woman had AIDS, yes they did, yes they did~ ♫

[@omarmickelson1204]

You actually counted it too? I figured out that the story finishes in 2035.

[@lochrine-8432]

thapoint09 8:26 *THANK YOU HONEY*

[@chuckled125]

@@omarmickelson1204 and Will is 35 by the end

[@bullmonty764]

Can we just talk about how not only does Will’s dad leave, come back, and then leave a second time, but when Will invites him to dinner the first time, it takes him three years just to show up. And then he doesn’t show up again for another *nine* years! How could he be so cruel house?

[@Aka_plays.]

TO HELL WITH HIM! HE IS NOT MY MOTHER!

[@vedji1857]

Well he’s not *meant* to be here for Will. He’s meant to be here for Geoffrey.

[@Aka_plays.]

@@vedji1857 _Geoffrey.exe has encountered error._

[@Tunkkis]

​@@Aka_plays. Ya' kno' what I'm sayin'?

[@ElFreakinCid]

@@Tunkkis Bull! BULL! Will is not a bowl!

[@Jedibob5]

"Mr. Banks, your opening statement?" "Statement." Brilliant start, and it only got better from there!

[@taimak123]

Let me tell you boys something about women. "Something about women."

[@JunKazamaFan]

taimak123 Uncle Funcle is the king of telling it like it is.

[@clapthonyclaptano3922]

The best part was.... WHEN WILL WAS A BABY I WAS AFRAID OF BABIES.

[@hpholland]

@@taimak123”Nevavnevavnevavnevavnevav”

[@dbzfan66]

The fact that he took the four darkest episodes (Will gets shot, Uncle Phil’s heart attack, the emotional scene with Will’s dad, and when Will and Carlton get arrested) and made them funny is fantastic!

[@aarondavis8943]

Carlton as a banger is the most pathetic thing in history. He does not deserve a sandwich.

[@taimak123]

As Ashley said, it’s not funny

[@Circuitssmith]

@@taimak123 Ashley got home twenty minutes ago, she’s upstairs talking on the phone. Don’t I feel like an idiot!

[@Unikittylul]

Also snippets of the episode where Will married a woman just so he could do it (where the 3 years later transition comes from)

[@PinkManGuy]

"Hah hah."

[@RotatingPlatypus]

It's been years and I still crack up at "YOUR GRANDCHILDREN ARE GOING TO NEED GRANDCHILDREN LAWYERS"

[@jj01221]

I’m Henry Firth

[@galatron510]

Audience applause

[@supermariobro93]

“Mr. Firth, would you please sit down?”

[@dannychenski687]

HEY!.... You dont TALK to my wife like that

[@HoshizakiYoshimasa]

I'm Henry Firth!

[@ReturnTheSlab932]

"No more hugs, Will." "MAN, YOU OWE ME!" "Oh, okay"

[@PinkManGuy]

I love how low quality the "oh ok" is

[@hpholland]

@@PinkManGuyand the popeye title screen 😂

[@jorgenofalltrades]

**gun cocks** "What's that?" "It's a gun!"

[@DSMTheEditor]

giMMe a hUg mAn

[@rampantmutt9119]

​@@PinkManGuyApparently Krobo did that line himself.

[@FiremanPC]

I found a problem with this YTP. If they invent a cure for death, only usable once, but they also have a time machine, they could go back to the moment before the cure was used and use it again. However, that could be a black thing.

[@jeffaaa4984]

There is an obvious solution to this! Making me a sandwitch.

[@muffchuff9220]

I'm having a heart attack

[@jeffaaa4984]

WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK!

[@muffchuff9220]

+Jordan keane (X) What the heck can you say about Philip banks?

[@jeffaaa4984]

OK somebody bury this!

[@Numberer1]

This is an absolute masterpiece.

[@bobbobinson7788]

Oh wow it's the funny guy, how come I haven't seen this comment here before KZbin!?

[@SlimbTheSlime]

@Gorrest Fump The phone’s dead, WILL

[@brunobucciaratiswife]

This is a black thing isn’t it?

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

@@brunobucciaratiswife _’I don’t have a biiiig BUTT like my worthy adversary Philip Banks.’_

[@cangrejopendejo4909]

NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS!

[@LuxuryDragonessX]

"Carlton you ever feel like this?" *_WHACK_*

[@AwesomeMooseSmile]

All the time

[@thehammurabichode7994]

@@AwesomeMooseSmile I love that he looks so sure of himself after he says that

[@nicklespale22]

@@AwesomeMooseSmile *chill music starts again*

[@Doll_ie]

@@AwesomeMooseSmile *Distorted laugh track* "Come here, come here, you see that guy over there? I think he likes you."

[@jesseozuna9544]

Well when you look this good you have to get used to it

[@aaaaallie]

14:23 god, remember when “sus” was just a ytp thing?

[@itwontcomeout5678]

HoH SiS SauS

[@Butts666]

BLELB SPOOPS.

[@Zappa_boi]

WHAT'S A WOMAN?

[@xandert8527]

Hey Carlton, you ever feel like THIS? *hits him* All the time.

[@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901]

Relatable

[@qrtrx4]

Come here! Come Here! See that dude over there? I think he likes you!

[@littlebigcomrade]

11:34 “-it’s so hot out there, the uh-huh girls just went UHHUHUHHHHUUUUUHH.} Killed me.

[@ootfan7882]

XD

[@zaczac5281]

11:22

[@chll-zentertainment9287]

😂💀

[@MyChannelsNameIs]

I'm actually having difficulty breathing

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK YOU ARE NOT MY MOTHER!!

[@InformationMonkey]

The video's timeline based on airdate of the episodes October 18, 1993 (Beginning) February 6, 1994 (Will's Death) May 6, 1997 (Will invites his Lou to dinner) May 6, 2000 (Lou arrives & Uncle Fill's Death) November 15, 2003 (Uncle Fill's Ressurection) May 6, 2006 (Conversation between Will & Uncle Fill) May 6, 2009 (Will's Father Leaves) February 1, 2012 (The truth about Swedish Meatballs) October 18, 2015 (ending)

[@itwontcomeout5678]

Fresh Prince: Endgame Days of Future Past

[@neolunaticus]

Oh my God.

[@tStevester83]

Wow. You must feel emotions.

[@sj_leee4995]

uncle *F I L L*

[@epsilon1572]

It took Will’s dad 12 years to leave again, huh

[@moos1n]

'You're grandchildren are gonna need grandchildren lawyers" and "How could he be so cruelhouse" among many other phrases from this series are somehow still in my vocabulary to this day.

[@Goose.Films.]

This video officially ruined my first viewing of Papas got a brand new excuse. I was laughing my ass off throughout all of Lou and Uncle Phil's conversation because I could unhear the "are you happ-eeee"

[@deadaccountlol9189]

Same When he said "How come he doesn't want me, man" I started cracking up. "Haa Haa"

[@charmandyorton006]

He's supposed to be here for GeoffrEEEEEE

[@diabl2master]

Is it mostly from that one episode?

[@philadler7399]

@@diabl2master The pool house/cruel house/courthouse one is a different episode.

[@DragonNexus]

Same with the first one of these. "And you Find Geoffrey And you FIND Geoffrey And you *FIND* Geoffrey AND YOU **FIND** Geoffrey

[@QuindariusGooch-s8o]

6:27 I, too, announce my presence when entering a room by continuously repeating my full name.

[@chimarajigsawlord]

Potato Potatwa Potato Potatwa

[@TornaitSuperBird]

EntityZero he's a Pokemon!

[@Imsoflattered0]

This killed me😂

[@itwontcomeout5678]

Squirtle Squirtle

[@anonomousous]

Are you autistic?

[@Sikthkid]

After seeing this countless times, I JUST noticed the ‘e’ while Will speaks at 10:34. Love it.

[@NinaNooneknows]

He takes after his father

[@Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz]

I noticed it too

[@ericstaples7220]

Good eye.

[@triplecrosscounter]

Uncle Phil does it too when he says Geoffrey

[@mousermind]

E's not supposed to be here for you! E's supposed to be here for Geoffrey!

[@Majuular]

Uncle Phil's reaction to being told he can only have 1 meatball at 11:52 made me laugh so hard I thought my ribs were going to break.

[@alejandrovaldez893]

This is so weird. We're both watching this in 2023 and I also can't stop laughing at that face and noise he makes when told he can only have one meatball.

[@vedji1857]

And three years later he gets off to provocative images of meatballs in a large leather book.

[@Aka_plays.]

How could he be so cruelhouse?

[@jackofblades3998]

"Mr. Firth could you please sit down?" "HEY! You don't talk to my wife like that"

[@Carlium]

@StartGame88 WOOOOOOOO!!!

[@MasterOfKnowledge.]

I'm Henry Firth

[@Aka_plays.]

*_WHO THE HEEL DO YOU THINK YOU’RE TALKING TO!?_*

[@lemonbreadsf3828]

"If only Dad would fix the air conditioner at the pool house. How could he be so cruel-house!"

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

_’shhhut up Will.’_

[@evans7969]

Weird timing that I scrolled to the comments just as this part came up in the video lmao.

[@jjammmees]

We believe that we should leave the internet as fluid and flexible and free as it has been.

[@lemonbreadsf3828]

@@jjammmees ok

[@jjammmees]

@@lemonbreadsf3828 That's good?

[@CityofButterfly]

I know it's just a YTP, but 4:54 is pretty much in-character for Geoffrey.

[@ootfan7882]

That makes it even funnier

[@thehammurabichode7994]

Click 4:58 to 5:00 to see him groove

[@epsilon1572]

“Children. *demonic grunting*”

[@zaczac5281]

9:50

[@nicojipe3677]

@@thehammurabichode7994 now i need a gif of that jeffrey groovin

[@Rhlgull1331]

5:03 I love bits like these where it sounds like a slick sample for an avant-garde hip-hop beat

[@Baitsimsons]

Lol

[@cs188]

Actually, I thought this was *better* than the first one. You've out-crapped yourself!

[@marlon6116]

Would you make me a sandwich?

[@snooPINGAS]

pls overfill me with ur sweg

[@snooPINGAS]

2muchwork4me

[@liquidchato]

Ah, cs188 a wonderful pooper, two of my favorite poopers on one channel.

[@VHSo_o]

Z E R O Shut up, Will.

[@slowlucio]

turn one of the saddest episodes in TV history to one of the funniest lmao

[@Onigirli]

That editting to make it look like his dad walked back into the room just to immediately walk back out again wordlessly made me laugh like nothing else. Uncle Fill's laughter with the Bowser death clip playing lmao

[@Actively_Schizoing]

360player0000 why saddest

[@eugeneketaminekrebs3403]

timc 39; it was about Will’s father. And we get to know why he abandoned him

[@TheOtherLogan]

".....Hah-hah..."

[@christopherwall2121]

@@OldIronJohnson "PHO-PHO-PHOOONE!" (Aunt Viv's head explodes)

[@PanzerMan332]

If only dad would fix the air conditioning in the pool house. How could he so so cruel *house* ?

[@Derrickstare]

came to the comments to see this line, it's what made me laugh the most lmao. 12:12

[@xPrecisionx]

"Do you know how humiliating it is to have a son?"

[@Onigirli]

His sense of humor is sublime and I hope he has more material in him. Perfectly satisfied with what he's put out already though, much appreciated

[@newfoundrooski]

“Hello Mr. Bbbbbbb”

[@ZbJeeBies]

"what's she doing?" "uncle phill, she--" *AGRESSIVE CHRISTMAS BARKING*

[@davisbowe8668]

Lou: "I gotta stay flexible, you know what I'm saying" Uncle Phil: *begins to stretch himself outward* "Oh yeah, I know what you're saying" Such an underrated line.

[@Jack5Official]

Will is gonna be crushed.

[@vedji1857]

Uncle Phil takes things too literally. That’s why he thinks Grandchildren need grandchildren specific lawyers

[@pineapplefarmer7352]

I do believe it's high time we see the Fesh Pince 3.

[@the_original_Bilb_Ono]

WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK, YOU ARE NOT MY FATHER!

[@MrCameronfan1]

+Bilb Ono Order in the court!!

[@danner253]

+The Average Guy Noh

[@kemosonicfan123lbp]

ITS HIGH NOON

[@Duskool]

I believe it's time to make me a Sandwich

[@ThumpingThromnambular]

"Whatever he needed whether it was pants or chicken." Underrated line.

[@sumvs5992]

What about winnigish? Or a leg or brerb?

[@nachosrios8882]

@@sumvs5992 late reply

[@dominusempyreus2383]

@@nachosrios8882 early reply

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

@@nachosrios8882 It's not too late, it's never too late.

[@lordmalal]

This is a black thing, isn't it?

[@generalhorseradish1702]

*Fesh Pince 1 gets taken down yet again* WHAT?! BRING HIM BACK, BRING HIM BACK, BRING HIM BACK!!!

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

GeneralHorse Radish _it doesn’t get put back up again_ ‘ok, somebody bury this.’

[@annazee4279]

10:56 it's like he's trying to laugh alongside uncle phil to mask how upset he really is

[@bgirlNOZOMI]

That moment when Will's dad leaves, then comes back to the house, then leaves again just to be sure Will saw him leave that time. What a terrible father.

[@anyertwopack628]

Its strange that you can still see the sadness in the source material despite the fact that this is a YTP

[@hustlerfour]

Anyer Twopack Watching anime teaches you to pay attention to mundane details and try to find forced meaning in everything Yes I'm looking at you madoka and shingeki

[@anyertwopack628]

I dont watch anime.

[@DrilRemover]

Anyer Twopack Good

[@StarfruitsurfridaHHH]

bgirlNOZOMI Will had a good laugh about it at 10:52 didn't he? But then again it wasn't suppose to funny, never mind.

[@cubbycramer]

when a couple'a *ganondorfs*

[@ootfan7882]

*Zelda fans be like*

[@tStevester83]

Chillin out maxin' relaxin' all cool and all shooting some b-ball outside the school and all shooting some b-ball-all.........

[@Doll_ie]

@@tStevester83 "And my mom got scared she said: "You're moving." Up to the cabin, I yelled to the Cabin: "AAAAAAHHHHH!" And the cabin got scared and a couple of guys started shootin'."

[@josukefrthistime]

@@Doll_ie Look out look Out!! (Shoot)

[@Doll_ie]

@@josukefrthistime *Will's mom enters* *Kisses Will* "GAY! AHAHAHAHAH!" *exits the room*

[@1999origamiguy]

Fesh pince 1 and 2 are the godfather pt. 1 & 2 of the ytp world.

[@tStevester83]

And just like the godfather, the second part is far superior

[@omarmickelson1204]

And "The Flesh Pinch of Ball Hair" is like a Scorcese film. A lot of the same ideas, and same actors, but an entirely different animal in the best possible way.

[@gnalkhere]

@@omarmickelson1204 it's the Irishman of the YTP world, in that it's overly long but not a single moment feels wasted

[@SinclairS2Engine]

So if theres a 3rd Fesh pince, its gonna be pretty average compared to the first two?

[@thecianinator]

The French Prick of Hell's Fair would be Goodfellas

[@fruitypeebils]

“This is terrible, I’m retarded” is a thought that I have often in that exact cadence

[@x_VineM_x]

💯

[@jorgenofalltrades]

🎶My mum! My yum My yum!🎶

[@funfarter]

When Will was a BABY I was scared of BABIES

[@taimak123]

CUT THE CRAP!

[@warwatch2614]

e

[@taimak123]

chris you a better man than me-e-e eeeeeeee? You happ-e?

[@ghost6896]

*Distorted Phil Grunts*

[@zacri9434]

Sit down I ain't got time for your lecture SITDOW

[@Everclearfan86]

This video belongs in the Smithsonian

[@karmaloaf3923]

The Will Smithsonian

[@SchneiderAndAndropov]

Karma Loaf underrated reply lmao

[@user-uw5sv8te4b]

The smimsoiton

[@jorgenofalltrades]

So does the first video!

[@shanerhekman]

Criterion Collection rerelease when

[@erikshure360]

10:21 After years of watching this I just now realized the chameleon on his back.

[@callmewumple]

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one

[@mitchelllongmuir4336]

HOLY SHIT

[@FatedFalcon]

Same, took me 5 years to notice. A very subtle joke, but a damn good one.

[@ClemPal]

there's a few scattered throughout the video supposedly, I only found another one on Will's back between 0:44 - 0:45 but it goes by quick O_O

[@omarmickelson1204]

@@ClemPal whoa, good eye.

[@garthvader9916]

Carlton's Two Activities: 1. Declaring his identity. 2. Requesting the construction of an edible layered sculpture.

[@bobalinx8762]

Geoffrey’s activity: Denying Carlton of his request for said edible sculpture.

[@Sarkeysmusic]

@@bobalinx8762 and glitching

[@stone9946]

"Will you make me a sandwich "

[@lambuffie]

@Isaac Clarke I HATE YOU! ˢᵃⁿᵈᶦʷᶜʰ

[@TheBonkleFox]

B-E-A-E-N-K-E-S. No E

[@lecapitaineisonyoutoob]

Criminally underrated part: "Wow. Fourteen years. You must feel emotions."

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

*_’DEMON SOUNDS.’_*

[@supermariobro93]

@@dracodeanglicus3857 “I’m here for you, my brother… _mAkE mE a SaNdWiCh?”_ 😌🙌🥪

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

@@supermariobro93 (Will’s nose inflates) _Three Years Later..._

[@davisbowe8668]

I thought he was saying "emotionless", which makes it even funnier imo.

[@Xpwnxage]

@@davisbowe8668 That is what he's saying. ... Will you make me a sandwich?

[@DumbLamia]

HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE FOR YOU. HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE HERE FOR GEOFFREY

[@acfreak55]

+MrMailboss UHDEHDUEHDUEHDUEHDUEHDUYEHDUE

[@toadatdohtown]

+acfreak55 TO HELL WITH HIM!

[@DylanHlava]

+Toadat D'oh-Town Mr. Smith has arrived.

[@unknownexplorer2645]

"Ha-ha..."

[@NinjaGodzilla]

It’s not funny!

[@SMFCAWFAN]

"This is a story all about how" "What is this?" This is a story all about how" "Shut up Will"

[@cody95]

6:38 literally made me do a spit take 😂

[@lavans5721]

"FUCK YO FATHER, FUCK YOU N***A, YOU'RE A FOAM!"

[@aestheticqueen15]

I wouldn’t take that

[@youisiaint]

You're a PHONE!

[@OmriSama]

Ahahahaha haha hahahaha hahahaha

[@thatcleverfox]

Even 3 years later this YTP still holds.

[@papayer]

you mean *THREE YEARS LATER*

[@supermariobro93]

* 21 years

[@jubilantsleep]

4 years now

[@hakbak3991]

5 years and it keeps going

[@outtakefiend6839]

I want the return with fesh pince 3

[@ProtoMario]

The Saga continues of Carlton attempting to get a sandwich.

[@TheEric1203]

and this time he takes it too far... Shooting Will mid-hug just for a goddamn sandwich

[@Raskulle]

To be fair, he asked twice.

[@ProtoMario]

Raskulle He did ask twice tho...

[@_CapTheHat]

ProtoMario Ointments.

[@anthonydeadman]

Don't come near him. He'll spray.

[@charismaticrage5287]

"My buddy likes you" *runs over to unlock cell* This is the best

[@calebwashere]

"If only Dad would fix the air conditioning in the poolhouse. How could he be so cruelhouse?" I've repeated this phrase way more than anyone should

[@Aka_plays.]

Shut up, Will.

[@jakek5610]

“Do you know how humiliating it is to have a son.” *Cries and turns into Lucas from Mother 3*

[@ComradeCowboy3141]

*I W A N T Y O U R B O D I E S*

[@HunterIsRad]

OH MY GOOOoood...

[@ik0la]

lucas wouldn't know a lot about having parental figures

[@ik0la]

@Anti Guy Yea, but he abandons Lucas to go look for Claus for years

[@avyntide]

"I'm Henry Firth!" "Mr Firth would you please sit down" "HEY! You don't talk to my wife like that" "I'm Henry Firth" And then it cuts to will and carl is my favorite part omfg

[@avyntide]

Well, aside from "This is a story all about how my life got"- "What the heck is this??" "This is a story all about how"

[@redpractition]

joj

[@tylerghardin]

this was always my fav part too, like it implies that scene just continues on some infinite loop forever

[@blynmac]

Avyn 4:04

[@viggo8213]

Let those damn boys outa there or im gonna sit down

[@Shipoopiism]

"Is he a cop?" "...He's my father." (dramatic pause) "...So is he a cop?" Goddamn out of all of it, that's what got me.

[@napalmkitty6686]

*quick cut of will in intro*

[@Aka_plays.]

haven’t seen you since you were three years old. You know what i’m saying? (Laughter)

[@fionordequester6748]

I love Vivian's reaction at 9:51--as though Phil stretching out like that was what actually happened xD

[@DSMTheEditor]

Uncle Phil also gotta stay flexible, you know what I'm saying

[@DTheAustralian]

@@DSMTheEditor you know what I'm sayin'?

[@DSMTheEditor]

@@DTheAustralian i said SIT DOOOOOOWN

[@Piper2112]

The “Oh okay” kills me every time.

[@MaxUltimata]

Things I have learned about Will Smith today: 1: He is not a coat. 2: He is not a closet. 3: He is not wood. 4: Carlton owes him. 5: His dad's a cop. 6: Whether it was pants or chicken, Uncle Phil was there for him. 7: His mother is Carlton. 8: *THREE YEARS LATER* 9: He's going to be crushed. 10: He said things he didn't mean. 11: He doesn't have a big BUTT. 12: He once yelled at a cabin. 13: He has a leg in one hand and a BRERB in the other. 14: He has two feet. 15: He's a phone. 16: Uncle Phil slapped him with his penis. 17: EEEEEEeeeeeeeee 18: *THREE YEARS LATER* 19: This _is_ a black thing.

[@marcimex7]

20. Dont talk to Uncle fill's wife like that 21. Dont tell Uncle fill to sit down

[@Clairebee]

Lost We sure did learn a lot from this video.

[@Clairebee]

Well I'm suddenly uncomfortable.

[@SouthwesternEagle]

Industrial Savior LOL! XD I was hoping to get that kind of reaction. X'P These comments are always golden. :P

[@Clairebee]

SouthwesternEagle Well you did a good job, bud. Lol

[@GataZGinkgo]

"yeah man, it's so hot out there the uh-huh girls just went *_UUGHHUHUHUHUHUH_* "

[@AbrahamStone]

Thats my favorite one

[@itsybitsycherry]

“Okay, I think you know who you’re talking to. I’m Carlton. Carlton Banks, you’re talking to. Carlton, it’s Carlton, Carlton, Carlton, Carlton.” is unironically my favorite underrated bit from this. Takes characterization to the extreme!

[@ChickenPika]

This is a black thing, isn't it?

[@lochrine-8432]

7:50

[@taimak123]

No. No! (Singing) Nooooooo!

[@danbackslide24]

@SUPER RAD but it isn't Will

[@amari5435]

NOOOO BREATHINGGGGGG

[@timelessthee]

11:03

*You sell fish* OOOOoooh !! *You sell fish* OOOOoooh !! *You sell fish* OOOOoooh !!

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

HaaH HaaH.

[@supermariobro93]

@@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 Ashley: “It’s not funny!” 😒

[@ChrisKogos]

the original E meme

[@MLGCaptainVirgil]

oh hello dad

[@MitchTH]

10:05

[@spykes2015]

wrong this was first kzbin.info/www/bejne/h3vUqIpjntuXoq8

[@kenetickups6146]

Chris Kogos No e

[@paolo2763]

11:01

[@shrimpscampin]

Phil saying his name like a Pokémon when he walks in gotta be the most underrated moment in this

[@Shaqstheman000]

*Walking into the house* PHILLIP BANKS PHILLIP BANKS

[@jorgenofalltrades]

What are you doin'?

[@TehUltimateSnake]

nOhhh

[@Doll_ie]

@@jorgenofalltrades "Jeffery-"

[@jeykies3745.]

6:28

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

Shut up Jeffrey!

[@Alex-pn2qz]

10:05 e e e e e

[@philadler7399]

@JulianRock What THEE fuck?

[@zaczac5281]

9:50

[@cowboycurtis4944]

R!

[@ShadowkeeperTei]

You happ e ?

[@HunterIsRad]

Teisarr OHHH OHHH OHHHHHHHHH

[@MattyEntertainmentChannel]

10:57 Will: Ha-ha Audience: HAHAHAH Voice: It's not funny...

[@jeykies3745.]

*fpba intro* Now this is a black thing isnt it

[@omarmickelson1204]

@@jeykies3745. there's a dance next Friday but it's not over till midni-- *gets yeeted offscreen*

[@jeykies3745.]

@@omarmickelson1204 logo

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

@@omarmickelson1204 Geoffrey: *_AaAAaA-_*

[@omarmickelson1204]

@@dracodeanglicus3857 shut up Will.

[@realmoviefactsnotfake]

I'm so proud that another director took over the Fresh Prince of Blair series; this is like when they made The Fly 2 without Jeff Goldblum but the effects made up for the lack of Goldbluming

[@me000]

i really like trying to make sense of the plot lines in this poop. my favorite part is how it seems like three parallel time lines involving will's dad is shown. in the first one, will's dad thinks carlton is attractive. this ends abruptly. in the second one, will's dad is a cop. the boys turn themselves in and get into some antics and it ends with them back in the jail cell. in the third one, will's dad is will's dad, and the scenario plays out until 11:00

[@handsomebrick]

There's also multiple jumps into higher realities in which the previous reality only exists as a dream or TV show (or, most strangely, a KZbin Poop).

[@DrPawsworth]

Now this is a story all about a couple 'a guys that were up to no good, shootin' sum Ball Ball outside my neighborhood! When a couple 'a *Ganondorfs* started chillin' out, relaxin' all cool shootin' sum B-Ball outside the school 'n all shootin' sum B-Ball-all-*all*-*all...* and my mom got scared and said "You're movin'!". I pulled up to a cabin and I yelled to the cabin "AAAAAAAAAAUGH!", the cabin got scared and a guy started shootin'! **bang**

[@dancingdude32]

Thank you sir

[@pipjersey8303]

how could he be so cruel house

[@Onigirli]

Best edit

[@MrWeekendoff]

You will not speak of Uncle Phil that way. Sure he may be an unreasonable dick head but he’s your father and you show him some respect.

[@MsQuote]

MrWeekendoff DO YOU KNOW HOW HUMILIATING IT IS, TO HAVE A SON?! I WANT YOUR BODIES!

[@djk1288]

Quotentickles ohhmYGOOODOHHMYGOD

[@CornHolePatrol]

i think im having a heart attack..

[@tamarrtolbert9562]

WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK? You’re not my mother!!!

[@Ozymandias2x]

I'm worried about you, Fatty!

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

I’m sorry that everybody can’t be as stupit as you, Uncle Fill.

[@brunobucciaratiswife]

How could you be so cruelhouse?!

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

@@brunobucciaratiswife _Stupit...Stupit...Stupit... Uncle fill... Uncle fill... Uncle fill..._

[@matthewlandon85]

can you make me a sandwich? no *flips table in anger*

[@jubilantsleep]

Matt Landon My husband has the same reaction

[@RonWolfHowl]

No more _hugs,_ Will.

[@SpeedyEric1]

.........I was gonna eat that.

[@mingtooter]

Ron Wolf YOU OWE ME!!

[@ghost6896]

@@mingtooter *Hugs*

[@TheCabritoGoat]

Please never stop making these

[@KroboPro]

I can't imagine I ever will.

[@bryant1425]

Dikekike/KroboProductions I LOVE YOU DAD

[@woodenlock2215]

***** Get ready for the butthurt storm.

[@lowcountrykingdom]

Dikekike/KroboProductions can we hire you to make us a music video? Ur work is f#$%ing epic.

[@Lanephotography222]

***** You're opinion is SHIIIYYYYIIIIIT and that makes you SHIIIYIIIIT too!

[@beatrix-persephone]

11:40 "You've got to fix our air conditioner TODAY!" "What did you say?" "You've got to fix our ai--" "NO. NOPE. NOPE. NO-NO-NOPE." "What does he mean by no?" "aAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA"

[@tjingers]

you'll call today

[@tStevester83]

Would you like a swedish meatball, sir?

[@omarmickelson1204]

@@tStevester83 only one, sir

[@RoboIsCool]

@@omarmickelson1204 what grrrrr

[@RoboIsCool]

He still haven't fixed it after 6 years

[@NeoRaze99]

6:37 "Fuck yo father. Fuck YOU nigga! You're a PHONE!!" The editing on that is utter perfection. It sounds so much like he actually said it, and his intensity even elevates realistically as he pours on the insults. That's my favorite Fesh Pince moment by far. I don't even use profanity in my speech, but that line is so freakin' hilarious to me, idk why! I guess I just love how he ends the stream of insults with calling him a phone 🤣🤣

[@sillygoose635]

Let those damn boys outta there or i'm gonna sit down.

[@ootfan7882]

YOUR GRANDCHILDREN ARE GONNA NEED GRANDCHILDREN LAWYERS!

[@stevensmith1031]

@@ootfan7882 I'm Henry Firth.

[@bain2898]

Stevie mr Firth would you please sit down

[@philadler7399]

@@bain2898 HEY! You don't talk to my wife like that!

[@Yenwodyah]

I'm Henry Firth!

[@ViperEye]

*_The Fesh Pince of Blair 3: Carlton finally gets his sandwich_* (wink wink nudge nudge)

[@Jefferu_Nintendomoto]

Ha ha, nice try

[@orangenineties6423]

"I ain't got time" - KroboProductions

[@JargonMadjin]

He already got one once, but he tosses it away for some reason

[@SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario]

Well?

[@edgarroberts8740]

@@orangenineties6423 I said sit D O W N

[@kingcobrajfsofficial]

When Will was a BABY, I was scared of BABIES.

[@1WEareBUFO1]

A perfectly valid excuse to be an absent father. Babies are scary as fuck.

[@coolname8133]

bowl! Bowl! Will is not a bowl!

[@vedji1857]

Will is not a Coat.

[@funnyguy6387]

Vedji Will is not a closet!

[@vedji1857]

@@funnyguy6387 You get off my back! You are NOT my mother!!

[@STArtist-Vids]

4:51 is the funniest moment to me, the way that he just cuts Will off and tells him to die is way too funny to me

[@BalrogGameRoom]

gIvVE ME a HuG ManN Seriously though, this was one of the best poops ever.

[@TheBadBuffalo]

I can't believe this right now

[@srsbizman6649]

Memerog is satisfied

[@poly_g6068]

Best part of this poop xD

[@Gasoline85]

Will you make me a sandwich? "No!" *Trashes the room*

[@Pancakesmm]

Gasoline85 No more hugs, Will.

[@jackmcmuscles]

"I think I'm having a heart attack-" "WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK? YOU ARE NOT MY MOTHER!"

[@bringitback1645]

This video has the most replayability of any video on KZbin ever it is a masterpiece.

[@thelaughingfire9513]

"let those damn boys outa there or I'm gonna sit down" sent shivers down my spine

[@relaxalax]

I watched the original episode just to make sure Jeffery saying Mighty Morphin Power Rangers was the awesome wordplay I thought it was. You're a king.

[@Iwasbag]

Holy shit its alas didn't expect you...

[@FatedFalcon]

This is a black thing isn't it?

[@joweechao]

Krobo, Geibuchan, and marck3611 are gods of sentence mixing.

[@coreyatanasoff2707]

Which episode is it in?

[@hatemylife112]

Finally! Someone else who noticed it. Also, loved it when Carlton kicked a sandwich. Hey Zordon, can you make me a sandwich.

[@dasbakon]

4:21 "Mr. Firth, would you please sit down?" "HEY!! You don't talk to my wife like that!!" So good.

[@joedowle5225]

"I'm Henry Firth"

[@NinjaGodzilla]

*Large amount of applause*

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

‘Hey! My uh, buddy likes you!’

[@omarmickelson1204]

@@dracodeanglicus3857 nEyAhHh

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

@@omarmickelson1204 _Will repeatedly shifts on and off the table while ‘Huh-HEH, Huh-HEH, Huh-HEH’ is heard, while Carlton calls the house_

[@SpoofRecaps]

11:19 LMAO i love how he asks again quietly as he's leaving, holy fuck Krobo where have you been in this era? We need you back

[@MysticalSelah]

I never noticed that until now! That is too funny.

[@kenetickups6146]

BRING HIM BACK

[@thelight2230]

7:25 Will: "I guess we both said some things we didn't mean". Phil: "I meant what I said, I'm having a heart attack." Lolz.

[@OddMike]

I was laughing until I realized James Avery is dead and now I'm sad I'm still laughing but I mean

[@Streetmastaalex]

How can you be so cruelhouse?

[@VHSo_o]

You sell fish. *Fshht*

[@Pancakesmm]

R.I.P James. :( Still a funny YTP.

[@VHSo_o]

***** Eating a healthy serving of Chicken and winigsh.

[@clapthonyclaptano3922]

WHEN WILL WAS A BABY, I WAS AFRAID OF THE BABY.

[@LolzLolzFTW]

"Who is in charge here?" "I am." "HEY! You don't talk to my wife like that!"

[@WillEatForFood]

Would you please sit down?

[@willjohnson6444]

+Internet Anarchist™ don't tell us to sit down!

[@Ball4184]

+LolzLolzFTW Mr. Firth, could you please sit down? HEY! You don't talk to my wife like that!

[@YouArentSlick]

+GameGenes I'm Henry Firth...

[@WillEatForFood]

WowzaBoyz Mr. Firth would you please sit down

[@p4tworld]

This is only the 6th time I've watched this.

[@RHCPOfficial]

POOPS4THEWORLD!!!!!!

[@p4tworld]

Lucas Towery LUCAS!!!!!!!

[@spectator_music]

Don't worry, it's about my 20th time now :P

[@ld-xy7vc]

Poops4theWorld this is like my 30th time. i watch almost every day when im bored

[@insaneclownhoty]

I watched the original 43 times

[@Badylird]

GOD the way the phone rings at 4:40 Is so funny to me

[@Parnifia]

Approximately 18 years pass during this video.

[@DumDoDoor]

What about that time travel part?

[@Parnifia]

That's why I said "approximately." ;9

[@DumDoDoor]

Not to sound like a dummy, but I sort of lost track with "3 years later" over and over and it's pretty funny where the characters ended up. This video doesn't make too much sense to be honest, but who cares about that, it is funny. xD

[@Parnifia]

Grandpa Scout Yeah, I'll be honest, you didn't come across as being particularly bright. My original post was mostly just a joke, that I counted how many times the "3 years later" bit was used. It held no significance. But whatever. It's the internet. If you want to seek meaning in a meaningless statement, nobody can rightfully stop you.

[@DumDoDoor]

Parnifia the Bastard Yeah I suppose, I need to return to kindergarten class to learn numbers over 10. It's been far to long that I cannot count to 3... err... well, close to 2.99.

[@blooperswitches3625]

"Your grandchildren are going to need grandchildren lawyers!"

[@poopyjoe7883]

did you catch the grand sweatshirt?

[@supermariobro93]

“I’m Henry Firth!”

[@Orion9411]

3:39 I feel Carlton. I'd be on the verge of tears too if I was in a cell with a weird glitching guy.

[@bobby6849]

Clap yo hands clap yo hands

[@sock312]

See I’d be more like will’s reaction

[@RedDeadVegas]

Mate I’d be laughing ma tits aff

[@katrinahampton2504]

LMAOOO

[@HoshizakiYoshimasa]

3:45 to 13:01 Best sequence in YTP history for me. Just joke after joke after joke. All of them absolutely hilarious. I showed this to people who never seen YTPs and they were laughing so much!

[@70sman]

HEY! You don't talk to my wife like that.

[@hpholland]

@@70sman”…I’m Henry Firth…”