The Fesh Pince of Blair

Originally posted on Dec 5, 2011
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[@KroboPro]

After being down for weeks due to a copyright strike from Warner Brothers, the video has finally been reinstated! For more information, check out the community post on my channel: kzbin.infoUgzcX37DFbkR6sb5rjR4AaABCQ

[@traggums]

BRING HIM BACK!

[@Boralzino]

Welcome back king.

[@DrHotelMario]

HE LIVES

[@spencerjames9417]

YOURE ALIVE

[@mr.cowlick4150]

yay!

[@Kintsugi23]

Almost ten years later, and this Poop is still better than having a leg in one hand and a brerb in the other.

[@SmaMan]

I think we’re past 10 years now. This is a reupload.

[@whatr0]

I always watch this video lest I get too giddy from rubbing my cock

[@real1mem3s]

Poops were never funny

[@heckles5866]

Honestly? KZbin poops dont make me laugh too easily, but the first time i saw this, i was cry-laughing for reasons i couldn’t fully explain.

[@bussdownPIMP]

​@@real1mem3smentally ill with terrible opinions? Checks out

[@LegoJunk128]

the disproportionate laughter in response to "A Pizza Hut in the garage?" might be the funniest joke ever.

[@pumpkinpiemassacre6799]

I mean, this is a classic YTP. Of course it's brilliant.

[@supermariobro93]

18:12 *DAH HA HA* _HA HA ha_ ha

[@Tunkkis]

I don't know, I really liked Carlton's "HellOH", in which the o was replaced with Geoffrey's strong "NO". Great, yet fairly subtle stuff.

[@funnyguy6387]

Tunkkis damn, who know 2 people are watch fresh prince one minute apart

[@funnyguy6387]

fesh pince*

[@CalamityInAction]

7:39 "Did he not feel pa-a-a-a-ain when he was hu-u-u-u-urt? I mean―Ι mean―Ι mean―Ι mean did he not shit? Did he not driwge? He was only human but yes, he was chicken and waffles" Masterful, this video is one of the classics

[@dicedmeat7857]

and who are you?

[@_ArmIa]

@@dicedmeat7857 I’m the dude!

[@sjh3217]

"And I fail to believe that the world can profit from a man's diCK!"

[@elicox8456]

*clapping* *studio audience cheer* *credits roll* *credits music plays* *carlton running up and down the stairs* "What's a woman woman?"

[@t.vampiro4800]

Did he not Shit?

[@ClankyOtter]

To me, the most amazing thing about Fesh Pince is that, by being just on the edge of comprehensible, it manages to feel like both: -An abstract collection of quick and disorienting ytp edits And -A complete episode of fresh prince

[@Xpwnxage]

It's timeless

[@arciks11]

Best YTPs are on edge of comprehebility.

[@therealking6202]

​@@arciks11YTPs of edge are on comprehensibility best.

[@antthegord9411]

I've figured this out about a lot of good ytp's as well. In the best ones you can always tell the plot of the episode it's taken from but you're too busy laughing to care too much about the original episode.

[@jesserodriguez7588]

@@therealking6202having stronk

[@IlseBelievesInPink]

"Let me tell you boys something about women: something about women." -Uncle Funkle, 2011.

[@mrdrane1537]

🤣🤣🤣this was truly one of the most hilarious YTPs ever made on earth 😅

[@IlseBelievesInPink]

@Leonardo Di Kennedy NO.

[@SychoChrist]

Ilse Cortés women’s a trip uncle funkle

[@jorgenofalltrades]

"Let's say you accidentally scream out *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA* "

[@davisbowe8668]

That was like a dad joke before dad jokes became popular. Dude was ahead of the curve.

[@toaster9922]

11:26 Underrated joke lmao. Carlton calls Will a chicken and Will says “aint nobody call me a cow!”

[@Theevil6ify]

"What can ya say about Carlton? He was Carlton." Something weirdly heartbreaking about that sentiment.

[@HouseOfFunQM]

Hey, would you make me a sandwich?

[@zedc6072]

No

[@AustrianDruMMer]

Carlton, are you by any chance Carlton?

[@mousermind]

This is my mother, Carlton. *_No!_*

[@Theevil6ify]

@@CommenterMr922 I personally took it as his father saying that Carlton was so unique and in a league of his own as a person, not just as his son, that trying to describe him with conventional terms was impossible. Like he was a rare, precious metal or a star that will never be matched or recreated by anyone. But considering that's not very funny, and this is a comedy vid, your interpretation seems more likely.

[@LazyPurple]

8:02 is my pick for most underrated moment, this man's clapping routine goes so hard that he completely steals the spotlight from Will and they're forced to end the episode

[@torpid5092]

screw you i am gonna go play minecraft

[@Tgang01]

his clapping was so powerful it changed the credit sequence to mlp's

[@justawaffle4630]

chicken and winnigish

[@MelvinIsANiceBoy]

You truly do find something new to appreciate with every rewatch

[@archusrtm6325]

Ey lazy purple is fresh prince of bel air fan

[@waffleless]

Literally every line in this is quotable.

[@salvinorindoge3811]

Would you make me a sandwich?

[@bigmac654]

@@salvinorindoge3811 I could have a leg in one hand, and a BRERB in the other!

[@5thkiechannel]

SexyDogeMyMan YEEET NooooOoOoO

[@bloroxcleech]

I’ve been saving that to calm my self, Incase I get too giddy from rubbing my cock

[@ZorroCeleste1]

You swindled me! I was planning to use that money on POT.

[@barblebapkins682]

For anyone curious, the Russian text at 1:38 translates to "kitty stove bookshelf tidal wave."

[@BallDGull]

More inspiring words have never been spoken

[@lunakitty1990]

69th like

[@demon-goat]

I’ve always wanted to know what that said

[@almightybree2779]

Bush needed to know this.

[@brokenocarina4997]

кстати, интересно, это мгс2 референс или просто набор слов?

[@Kitsurubari]

This video should be preserved in the Library of Congress.

[@unlimitedrabbit]

Or the Congrary of Libress.

[@maverickREAL]

@@unlimitedrabbit or the LiiL CooC. Or the LIIIIIIIII

[@PikminandOatchi]

I mean you could nominate it in 2021 if you really want to.

[@forcedtohaveahandle]

@@PikminandOatchi It goes against everything I stand for

[@kingof-eu5kx]

@@PikminandOatchi or yoy could noooon in 202020202020202111120 you reeeeeeeee

[@Cronoistight]

Fesh Pince 3 dropping TEN (COUNT THEM 10) YEARS LATER and still holding up to the standards Krobo set in place a decade ago go to show Krobo literally is the GOAT of YTPs be it the classic era, the dry era, or the current era. Krobo shifts the landscape, and I hope that never changes.

[@hunterh4064]

What is the dry era exactly?

[@Rammy_Latin]

​@@hunterh4064 facts that's what I wanna know too

[@axolotlfairy2473]

​@@Rammy_LatinIm not a ytp historian but i assume the dry era was during the period where spadinner jokes were incredibly overused and people were starting to get tired

[@gunkmoney]

2:08 “My mom got scared and said ᵇᶦᵇᵇᶦˡʸ ᵇᵒᵒᵇˡʸ”

[@Emmers69]

LMAO XD

[@DlcEnergy]

😅 **reads it** 🤣 **watches it** ☠️ **dreams it**

[@Fleyk1707]

Losing every time

[@258thHiGuy]

himmimovnih

[@Theevil6ify]

*wimmlewooma* is what I heard

[@RudeBoyEEEE]

I love how the line "I'm a black man with a short black man" still actually works

[@BallDGull]

That's Vivian's first short story

[@tStevester83]

BlablblblblablblblBLACK MAN WITH A SHORT FUUF

[@vagineer7428]

@@BallDGull wow, her first short story and her first short story in the same room

[@BallDGull]

@@vagineer7428 *shakes head no rapidly*

[@CatholicNiko]

@@BallDGull Well if it is then you read it, read it and you read it. I want you to read it

[@Aaron_Stever]

Somewhere in the cosmos, there is a universe where this is an actual episode of the show and the normal episode is considered the YTP.

[@ice-xk2uv]

Aaron Stever not really no

[@charliekovas6141]

We're talking about it, you're thinking about it...

[@Dragoneer]

One particular parallel universe out of an infinite number of them, yes. With every thought you could possibly have, there is already a parallel universe where that thought is the truth. So this is no exception...

[@morp4212]

I want to go to the alternate reality where every show is a ytp

[@KMakoENVtuber]

I think there was a guy who actually did this on some local access channel at 3 AM

[@JustTyler00]

The fact that the headline at 3:22 is just "Fuck Philip Banks." Has left me in hysterics.

[@dsch0]

and then Carlton tries to object but Phil turns into some kind of creepy cerberus thing and stares at him

[@djk1288]

​@@dsch0Carlton honey they're all LuLz

[@realisticeyeball]

Banks wants to empty the banks, fill out our streets with banks. And run a banks-making operation out of his banks.

[@MatthewPurvis-cz9hw]

But aren't some of those banks? ​

[@SoulCore413]

@@dsch0 More like a Wither situation.

[@ShinKatto]

Imagine this being aired on TV, I would record it in a heart beat.

[@KroboPro]

There was actually a guy that ran some public access thing in Seattle who contacted me for permission to use this in his show.

[@sjl0523]

Dikekike/KroboProductions How did it go?

[@tyumi9319]

Did you give him permission?

[@mrm64]

+KroboProductions PLEASE tell us he did it and has the reactions on record....the general public NEEDS you Dikekike.

[@mase60391]

+KroboProductions I can only imagine the elderly people watching the local access channel and their heads exploding when this comes on

[@mattjordan6743]

"What can you say about Carlton... He was Carlton." Very accurate.

[@IlseBelievesInPink]

2:58 Carlton, are you by any chance Carlton?

[@jorgenofalltrades]

"Did he not feel PAAAAAAAIN when he was HUUUUURT?"

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

_He was only human, but yes he was chicken and waffles._

[@NotBamOrBing]

Gonna request that this line be used at my funeral, with my name instead of Carlton

[@jorgenofalltrades]

@@IlseBelievesInPink *N O!*

[@insaneloke4215]

ʰᵉ ʷᵃˢ ᵒᶰᶫʸ ʰᵘᵐᵃᶰ ᵇᵘᵗ ʸᵉˢ ʰᵉ ʷᵃˢ ᶜʰᶦᶜᵏᵉᶰ ᵃᶰᵈ ʷᵃᶠᶠᶫᵉˢ

[@Pat4ever.]

What can you say about Carlton? *He was Carlton.*

[@SpeedyEric1]

"And who are you." "I'm the Dude."

[@NowBearInMind]

And I fail to believe that the world can profit from a man's dick

[@ghost6896]

*Intense CLAPPING*

[@youisiaint]

Did he not shit? Did he not dreersh?

[@vanillavitch_]

12:01 The transitional shot switching to a slightly weirder copy of the same scene always makes me crack up, I don't know if it's because of the music or because of the raw silliness of it, it's like an alternate reality lmao

[@matthewalfaro1879]

17:13 will always be the funniest part to me. It's the culmination of the running sandwich joke. The utter betrayal Carlton experiences after Geoffrey finally agrees to make him a sandwich is hilariously beautiful.

[@Ciretako]

But it goes further again! For Will, turning down Carlton's requests to be made a sandwich becomes such an automatic response that the _first thing Will does_ after introducing Carlton to the diners in the restaurant is to then reflexively turn to him and tell him, "noᵒ _ᵒ_ ᵒ _ᵒ_ ".

[@EC-bp6qn]

I love the fact im not the only one who still comes back to this ytp every so often

[@NewSuperAvenger]

I don't think I'll unhear Will saying "Jesus Fucking Christ" in that part.

[@Actiondanny]

To be fair, Uncle Phil did do it. Sex

[@TixSloth]

It truly was a tragedy

[@tbsbasss1220]

public notice: do not use 12:33 as your ringtone if you go out in public at all ever. it's too difficult to explain to people

[@cassdy91]

Dan S ROFL

[@lorikquiin6700]

Sounds like a good idea.

[@bobby6849]

Lolololol

[@lizzie31]

Omg😂

[@vagineer7428]

You mean 12:31

[@hwelse]

*"Yeah, 'Carlton Banks'. That's B-ᗺ-A-ᗺ-N-K-ᗺ-S. No 'E'."* - Carlton BᗺAᗺNKᗺS, 2013

[@m0chikim_]

Hwelse The phone's dead.. *Will!*

[@juan1213]

carlton man I am not a killer

[@ohno9484]

I'd like to welcome you all to the memorial for: Carlton. Saying a few words on the behalf of the departed will be, Philip. What can you say about Carlton? He was Carlton.

[@techhydra2527]

I'd like someone with a warm memory of Carlton, to come up here and share it with us

[@ohno9484]

[Lady comes up] [High pitched screech from the microphone] Sex.

[@flamingo]

been coming back to this for over 10 years now something is wrong with me

[@arina4030]

FLAMINGO??

[@wawayalert]

wasn’t expecting to see you here i’m ok with this

[@WashingtonAI]

Its the greatest youtube poop of all time along with the 2nd part.

[@Dekulink77]

no worries

[@mamoochie7392]

Peak youtube poop, never gets old

[@bjcantrell1990]

Drink 5 Hour Energy, it's not a drink....More like a drink.

[@adrianh.5038]

Drink 5-hour Energy. Drink. 5-hour Energy. Drink. _Drink._ *_Drink. . ._* *_DRINK. . ._* *_DRIIIIIIIINNNNKK!_* *_~demonic drinking noises_*

[@edgymemester9500]

NOOoooo

[@butteredbread5534]

*5 hour strenergy

[@springydingy1]

WHOAoaOAoa!!!

[@DjBassWolf]

Brian Cantrell IT HAS 420 LIKES AND I RUINED IT

[@LuigiShroom12]

Look at the funny little markings under the pictures. We call them words.

[@timmyreobed5043]

Very well.

[@Not-a-Niko]

i cant read

[@papayer]

... A

[@papayer]

:)

[@ViperEye]

... *_You swindled me!_* 🎩

[@sizzxrk]

Vib3s Now if you'll excuuuuuse me

[@mistervanderveer]

Hey would you make me a sandwich?

[@madameghostie]

“Your father sucks.”

[@HolyKhaaaaan]

Nnoooh

[@maxalvarez5223]

i was gonna use that money for pot

[@MaisyRose]

the noise geoffrey makes at 16:35 always makes me cry laugh and i have no idea why

[@doctordestructo3360]

@

[@crazisaturn2274]

a SninS

[@MrMetalforever5]

I’m surprised no ones mentioned “...” “...” “SEX.” Crowd applause. Clap to reverse clap.

[@funnyguy6387]

16:35 S E X

[@habitsrabbit]

I've seen this video so many times in these past 6 years and that will always be my favorite part. I remember just quoting that and my friend would start clapping.. Good times.

[@vanilla7389]

7:28 your welcome

[@cragl3yman343]

The right after "Did he not feel paaaaiiin when he was huuuurrrrt? Did he not shift did he not DRERGE

[@lecapitaine1017]

*clap clap clap palc palc*

[@charmandyorton006]

4:48 The way that Uncle PhUncle just sits in contemplation as encouragement from different people in his life, even Judge Robertson himself, to kick Judge Robertson's butt rings in his mind is actually pretty cool storytelling

[@karl5758]

Uncle PhUncle

[@LegoJunk128]

Kick the man's BUTT BUTT *BUTT*

[@thecianinator]

@Chic 'N' Stu eh-eh-Eh-Eh-eh eh-Eh-Eh-Eh

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

you swindled me.

[@TheEric1203]

Phillip Banks! You. Should. Kick my butt!

[@walkermorris7698]

"Oh my God! He's God!"

[@snausages43]

HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH!

[@BradynNewcomer]

It's the sign of God!

[@supermariobro93]

heh *HEH* HEH _HEH_ heh (Runs backwards and forwards) OOOOOOOO _OOOOOOOO_ *OOOOOOOO*

[@redskeletonart238]

When I first saw this, that exact moment made me cry-laugh, and it always catches me off guard 🤣

[@jorgenofalltrades]

@@supermariobro93 **cuts to Bear in the Big Blue House**

[@vvsvlogsYT]

My favorite moment is probably 14:41 because Hilary just guessed the question and when asked about it she just vanishes and the audience laughs about it lol

[@chaoticentityinc9594]

Hilary_Banks has disconnected from the server.

[@Punkini]

Every time i watch this ytp i learn something new and hilarious about it. Ive seen it like 15 times.

[@_ArmIa]

Genuinely my favorite moment in this entire video. I think about “the manivilization” at least four or five times a week.

[@DigiDuncan]

You'll find Geoffrey and YOU'LL FIND GEOFFREY _AND YOU'LL FIND GEOFFREY_ *AND YOU'LL FIND GEOFFREY*

[@mihaelkYeah]

DigiDuncan I don't mind the yelling, but did he have to spiiiiips?

[@mihaelkYeah]

Oo are you?

[@horacioaranguiz1442]

OooOooO am-a Oo am-a Oo am I?!

[@joeyvpoisonfree]

Jacob Perkins shirt fewuse haha

[@mihaelkYeah]

Jacob Perkins Pleez, sho zem to ze tayball.

[@chinesemassproduction]

8:22 is a classic moment too, the charged attack is genius as well as Will's reaction to it

[@Octo_0687]

"We gotta attack him"

[@awittybritty6853]

SEIS SEIS SEIS SEIS RRRRR SEIS

[@PopADoseYo]

"I was my minding my damn business eating some damn fruit"

[@dsch0]

@@PopADoseYo I was minding my 🎵 dee-dee-deeeee-dee-dee, my dee-dee-deeeee-dee-dee, my dee-dee-deeeee-dee-dee 🎵 _cries_

[@PopADoseYo]

@@dsch0 I'm 31 and my brothers 28. We will go back and forth quoting this masterpiece!

[@omarnsimpson908]

"The correct answer is: NO!" SPLELBS!

[@Naitoraven951]

Omarn Simpson "I'M RIIIIICHHH". "OEEEHEOEEEOIUEEEEEHHHH!" *Geoffrey kiss Hillary*

[@satirical_snake]

😂😂

[@stonedprophet2463]

No.

[@thecianinator]

@strawberry smith but it's not a drink

[@coronelfalk]

what you say we call a pizza hut *LAUGH TRACK*

[@quefluxwinger3212]

14:40 Just asking "Hillary, how'd you know that?" cutting straight to her just vanishing is just comedy gold to me

[@quantumblur_3145]

Just x3 combo

[@terribletyto]

did he feel _p a i i i n_ when he was _h u u r r r t ? ? ?_

[@squidkid3887]

He was human, but yes, he was chicken and waffles.

[@milkboi2765]

toonerz chatz And who are you? I'm the dude. Claps.

[@dicedmeat7857]

MMmMMmmmNnMM! Why YAYAYAYALL screaercs atta mEeEEeEe! I was minding my DAMN buisness eating some DAMN fruit!

[@loobly]

3:12 is the audible equivalent to switching font mid-word

[@hugorivera429]

HellOo?!

[@undefined6512]

Hell𝟘𝕙?

[@ootfan7882]

Well, I think you're being unreasonable. Well tough shit, I don't care!

[@mackback319]

For you sir. ... "Fuck Phillip Banks."

[@mackback319]

"Banks wants to empty the Banks, fill our streets with Banks. And run a Bank-making operation out of his Banks." But Dad, aren't some of those Banks.

[@nic287]

9:56: Aunt Viv: Well what was all that? Philip: Snisskerboberson Snisskerboberson SAYAYAYAY!

[@vedji1857]

Nic287 “can you make me a sandwich?”

[@etrangray-mane8610]

I can't wait for SMG4 to use these lines...

[@dvdroot]

yes

[@lebensraummetal]

I thought he said Snisnerbobberts and Snisnerbobberts and SAYAYAYAY

[@nic287]

@@vedji1857 "nOh"

[@jacey9267]

Chickenandwinnegish has been my go to dnd character name for the last 7 years

[@ootfan7882]

Lmaooooo

[@MysticalSelah]

6:33 I feel like this is an underappreciated scene. Just the randomness of Carlton going up to Will and going REEIIIRRRRREIRRRRR and walking away.

[@SolidLoch]

Carlton is a car engine confirmed

[@BallDGull]

@@SolidLoch I thought Will was a car engine when he started up after talking about women jumping out of his car.

[@Mr___f]

Followed by "Carlton Banks. Thats B E A E N K E S... no E. Hahaha haha E E E"

[@trentthehandrocker1292]

@@Mr___f the phone is dead.. *Will* !!

[@lecapitaine1017]

>goes up to Will >"REER E-E-E-E-E-E-EEEEEEEEEEEEEE" >refuses to elaborate >leaves

[@12q8]

1:38 - китти печь книжной полке приливной волны. Google translates it to: *_Kitty oven bookshelf tidal wave._*

[@GamingCreed47]

The fuck XD

[@Wolfbane8]

Thank you!

[@Fleyk1707]

Kitty oven to bookshelf of tidal wave

[@Al_Xe]

Actually the correct translation is “Oven bookshelf on tidal wave.” Theres no kitty oven sadly...

[@АндрійЛотиш-ф4х]

@@Al_Xe No, it clearly says kitty, although it doesn't have anything to do with cats, I don't think that word even has a meaning

[@Stevelonk]

8:40 I WAS MINDING MY ᵈᵃᵐⁿ BUISNESS EATING SOME ᵈᵃᵐⁿ FRUIT

[@larrymantic2635]

As well as drinking some Five-hour Energy®️

[@Bloodletter8]

@@larrymantic2635 It's not a DRINK. More like a DRINK

[@DanielDangerous]

Tfw

[@supermariobro93]

*AAAA* _AAAA_ AAAA I was minding my DI-DI-DIIII-DI-DI My DI-DI-DIIII-DI-DI (My fruit.) My DI-DI-DIIII-DI-DI (DAMN fruit.) 😢

[@mackback319]

You won't believe this...

[@CityofButterfly]

14:03 Geoffrey thinking he's rich because he just won $30 is the most underrated joke in this video.

[@bishopspechulure9821]

30$ AND a W

[@Gerarghini]

Why not W?

[@Beanibirb]

Honestly that's something they'd do in Fresh Prince

[@worfsonofmogh323]

He won 60.

[@JH-dr4xo]

MUAH MUAH MUAH MUAM 💋

[@epsilon1572]

“It goes against everything I stand for.” “What’s your po-po-po-po-POINT?”

[@djskullboy2871]

What time

[@ahmeres]

DJ Skullboy 5:04

[@SierraMonstera]

*I WAS MINDING MY DAMN BUSINESS EATING SOME DAMN FRUIT*

[@Brodus_Dudeman]

*AAAA* AAAA aaaa!

[@VelSparko]

Minding my Dah deh DEEH duh deh

[@napalmkitty6686]

AND WHO ARE YOU..?

[@RonWolfHowl]

​@@VelSparko My Fruit My Dah deh DEEH *DAMN* Fruit

[@agirl4589]

That sentence came while I was reading this

[@supernintendofan778]

The most amazing thing is that this is made with almost no external media. Most YTP rely on other clips and sound bytes to sell the jokes, but this one is almost entirely isolated. It really is able to stand on it’s own in that way.

[@nicksommons1998]

It's true, but what about the ponies reference?

[@kareemmasri3934]

Nick Sommons he said ALMOST no external media

[@charmandyorton006]

17:56 And this part too "You did *[Terry Crews chiming in]* WHAT?!"

[@00_v1]

*D R I N K 5 H O U R E N E R G Y*

[@Canderson_Beats]

I find that Evergreen YTP's tend to be self-contained. Just like Spinge Binge: Me Millionth Dollar.

[@alexandraroman4121]

16:34 Geoffrey is easily the best and most underrated character in this series

[@KrOnIc343]

...ªª

[@bongibot1104]

I can't even respond NO to this lmao. What's a woman?

[@roshi4401]

The way Carlton charges up his arm, shoots, then puts his arm down all relaxed after stating "We need to ATTAC him" kills me every time

[@shrimpscampin]

the explosion dissipating and its just Will sobbing is so fucking funny 💀💀

[@jessicastjames6202]

SHESH SHESH SHESH SHESH ***SHEKESH***

[@GalakStari]

He was just minding his damn business eating some damn fruit!

[@dulynoted3780]

this is exactly how I would act if I had invincibility and somebody threw explosive pyro beams at my face

[@Lishadra]

8:40 “I was mindin’ my *damn* bidness eatin’ some *DAMN* fruit!” Idk why but this gets stuck in my head a lot

[@mackback319]

(Duck Hunt noises)

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

*_ARRRARAARAAR! I was mindin my dididididi my dididiiididi my dididiiididid!!_* (cries more and exits)

[@Cracklepop]

@@dracodeanglicus3857 you wont believe this

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

@@Cracklepop .larenuf s’nosniboR egduJ ta ygolue eht evig ot em tnaw yehT

[@Cracklepop]

@@dracodeanglicus3857 _gasp_ You’re kidding!

[@ButterStick64]

9:36 For some fucking reason seeing the word BRERB in the hand kills me every damn time

[@ootfan7882]

Visual Pun trope. XD TVTROPES addiction.

[@Jay-ro4sz]

Chicken and winigish

[@mousermind]

A BRERB in the hand is worth scratching your bush if you scratch mine, _capisce?_

[@dsch0]

it's like the author is going "yeah, I don't know what a BRERB is either"

[@dontcareaboutmypfp2768]

More "family-friendly" than original pol

[@Schizukai]

Geoffery's "No" cracks me up way too much

[@LucyInTheSkyWithDiamonds69]

fr lol

[@thewhatness]

I'm so glad to be alive at a time where this exists.

[@ericthompson6598]

“Did he not SHIT? Did he not DREARJ?” Gets me every fucking time

[@IXthCircle]

Carlton, are you by any chance "Carlton"?

[@newfoundrooski]

No

[@edgymemester9500]

nnnnoooooOOO

[@258thHiGuy]

nohe

[@DrSpikeSpiegel]

"What can you say about Carlton? He was Carlton."

[@onehundredpercentice]

I did it. Sex.

[@jackstorm777]

7:46 "He was only human but yes, he WAS chicken and waffles" This caught me so off guard, why am I laughing so hard

[@SoulCore413]

That’s technically a good statement about him.

[@jholo9922]

Oh my god..he's GOD

[@SoulCore413]

@@jholo9922 Hallelujah!

[@t.vampiro4800]

The way his head goes up!

[@PanzerMan332]

*See it's like, I can have a leg in one hand, and brerb in the other!*

[@orchidslimee3183]

Panzer Man I've been looking for that! I saw it on RobertIDK's video and thought it was hilarious

[@xandert8527]

*B R E R B*

[@sicroyalty]

Chicken n winnegesh

[@cherryhoppip]

LOOK! YOU BIG-EARED FREERF!

[@tinystalker1821]

I say this to my mom all the time, she just thinks I'm nuts, haha

[@Jojje94]

Rest in peace Unkle Funkle, gone to the pizza hut in the garage in the sky.

[@Essu_]

With a leg in one hand and a BRERB in the other.

[@josephglatz25]

JROKGaming And chicken and winganish

[@VolantisAcedia]

That's the best comment I've ever read

[@clapthonyclaptano3922]

I know it's sad, but it's either this or this.

[@josephglatz25]

Ssssex! Did he not feel paaiin when he was huuuuuurt? He was only human but yes he was chicken and waffles!

[@CIBEmma64]

1:23 always cracks me up. I quote the "Look at those funny little markings underneath the pictures." very often, I'm mainly timestamping it so I won't lose track of it

[@bruhhuh8438]

20:04 The transition from Will slapping his neck to the audience clapping had me DYING

[@dragooncroft]

It's crazy the things you miss but then someone points it out. Man this is a funny moment!

[@sinistrality]

This was foreshadowing the 2022 Oscars, when Will Smith would slap Chris Rock and then receive applause from the audience after delivering his acceptance speech for Best Actor,

[@Yeahimagamer]

It's funnier when you know that in the original episode, Will slapping his neck was his impression of someone with one hand clapping

[@rescuecpr571]

WOMEN IS A TRIP UNCLE FUNCLE

[@someone___1240]

Snekcharmer WHEN I LOOK IN THE MIRROR

[@coronelfalk]

Let me tell you something about women: something about women.

[@blob7282]

Nevavevafeva Nevafevaveva

[@BalrogGameRoom]

I literally watch this every day. Please make a second one.

[@KroboPro]

Holy dang, I had no idea you watched my videos! But yeah, way ahead of you on that one. Already working on Fesh Pince 2.

[@hamishlodziak5380]

Dikekike/KroboProductions I have watched this more times than I can count, cant wait for number 2!! btw keep up the good work ;)

[@KroboPro]

tabletop111223

[@hamishlodziak5380]

Hell yeah! :D

[@BalrogGameRoom]

Dikekike/KroboProductions Of course I do, you're my fav YTPer

[@SchneiderAndAndropov]

something about 9:42 has always makes me laugh no matter how many times i see it. geoffrey answers the phone and just as he takes a breath he transforms into uncle phil who can reply only in weird noises. i feel like the beauty of this scene is underrated, similarly to when hilary disappears from the couch lol

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

_’Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?’_

[@boingy-m5q]

"Banks residence. *transforms into Uncle Fill* Uhh, aeyea-uhh, aeyea-uhh, aeyea ᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬ uhw-whuhw-whuhw-whuhw AahhWhshwaEhw YeaaEaeaEEII"

[@TheEric1203]

@@boingy-m5q Well, what was all that?

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

@@TheEric1203 *_SniskerbobertsonSniskerbobertsonSAYAYAYAY!!!_*

[@HunterIsRad]

@@dracodeanglicus3857 [Victorious cheering]

[@PETHRIS]

12:58 ive thought of “youve swindled me” nearly every day for more than a decade now

[@DSMTheEditor]

That's cause you read it. You read it and you read it. And i want you to REEEAAAD it

[@alanhorton7300]

If someone asks you if AAAAAAAAAAA, the answer is always "the Minivilization."

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

Hilary, how’d you know that?

[@evanschmitt2830]

*Disappears

[@supermariobro93]

@@evanschmitt2830 “Ha haaaaa, and might I add: *HAH!”*

[@Bigscrunglebongle]

16:34 is such a beautiful moment. Makes me cry everytime

[@Cory_]

ᵃ ˢⁿᶦⁿˢ

[@dsch0]

"This is edible!"

[@Jotinko]

Same here. Ack…. Sints Aquit!!!!!!

[@djk1288]

MMMMMMMAGNETS!

[@jeandefreitasdelvalle5787]

@@dsch0 hmmm, i'll say.

[@wex9948]

For my assessments I have to write an essay in 40 minutes, so what I do is load up this video and play it twice, I use the gambling scene as an indication that I need to hurry up. Thank you mr KroboProductions for this beneficial video.

[@HappySquiddy]

This is the greatest time keeping system ever devised.

[@tristenturner3784]

Holy shit lmao

[@Yeahimagamer]

For some reason 16:57 always gets me, the scene transition being reversed is so funny to me and I can't explain why

[@thebadegg8937]

It’s like someone walking awkwardly into and out of a room

[@lemonbreadd8938]

this defined a generation

[@DillingerR]

This youtube poop is a damn masterpiece. Wouldn't be surprised if they had this running in a museum in the distant future cataloging the evolution of humor through the early stages of the Internet age

[@frydemwingz]

I say we call Pizza Hut.

[@mymicks21]

That's actually true no joke. This should be preserved by the library of congress

[@napalmkitty6686]

Hell*no*o

[@prexot2341]

9:28 has to be my favorite line in the history of YTP. I don't know why.

[@thecianinator]

Because it's like you could have a leg in one hand and a brerb in the other.

[@papayer]

It's literally a cross between a dikekike video and chickeninwinnigish.

[@shalawamyasharahla]

Cuz he was so confident when he said it

[@richardinis]

@@papayer LMAO IM DYING

[@canadiangoose1370]

Chicken and Winnigish

[@eXiLe824]

I've been watching this for 10 years and 6:32 makes me laugh every time. It's the way he practically leaps into frame

[@mackback319]

RAER AAAAAAAAAAEEEEEE

[@DavidAlejandroYT]

Fesh Pince of Larls

[@vedji1857]

4:44 is my favourite part in all of this. The absolute gibberish he speaks and the sudden split to his shit-eating grin never fails to make me laugh every time.

[@gordonthetankengine9379]

Woow

[@dsch0]

"yööy! yööy! yööy! blublublublub lu-lu-lu-lub weoooew"

[@someperson4865]

"Uncle phil you got to kick that mans **B U T T** "

[@BrickFighter13]

The audience laughing makes it better in my opinion

[@VeI_2.0]

MMRRGGPPPMMRRRMRMGMRMRMMGPPRGM

[@OrangeHarrisonRB3]

3:24 "Banks wants to empty the banks, fill our streets with banks and run a bank-making operation out of his banks" Sounds like some kind of infinite-money exploit in a SimCity game.

[@rebeccastraubel400]

ya i feel u

[@Technomancer666]

But Dad, aren't some of those banks?

[@rebeccastraubel400]

Come on in heeeeeeeeeeere.... (type jibblie over and over again - that's the jibblies)

[@rebeccastraubel400]

Technomancer Carlton, honey, they'r all luls.

[@manletchief]

Technomancer honey those are lulz

[@2lazy4username34]

20:00 is the happiest sound ever

[@t.vampiro4800]

It is!

[@Jaxymann]

This is genuinely one of the greatest pieces of modern media ever made. It’s almost a decade old and yet it hits every beat perfectly every time without fail, and is so timeless that you can watch it over and over again without ever losing its quality.

[@lunarkomet]

12:10 I feel like this transition doesn't get the attention it deserves 17:30 I realized just now that sandwich-Carlton gets teary eyes before going off-screen

[@hpholland]

NEVAV NEVAV NEVAV NEVAV NEVAV

[@shiraikuroko3821]

Happy 10th.

[@PHILD0]

Numbers Numbers Numbers!

[@bluewavesdave]

You doing good?

[@healthfreak18]

"Well tough shit, I don't care."

[@ootfan7882]

Moms be like

[@Mr_Bunk]

7:20 "At this time, I'd like to invite someone with an especially warm memory of Carlton and come up here and share it with us." _A woman rises up, takes her time moving up to the stand, and lowers the mic, breathing in apprehension_ "... *S E X* "

[@TheSuperCommentGuy]

8:02 This part is severely underrated

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

Sounds like popcorn.

[@mrm64]

LOL Always loved how he keeps nodding XDDD

[@DannyEastes]

I still regularly reference this part IRL

[@youngbloodfantasy91]

Well, I think you're being really unreasonable. WELL *TOUGH SHIT* I DON'T CARE

[@theundertaler5875]

Were did you get your profile picture

[@KevinStriker]

ME

[@milkboi2765]

youngbloodfantasy91 Can you make me sandwich?

[@KevinStriker]

It is.

[@NyanMango]

I think Sam was trying to ask which strip it was from.

[@annazee4279]

I have come to a conclusion that this entire time, when Carlton was asking everyone around him "Will you make me a sandwich?" He was not asking to be made a sandwich, but be made INTO a sandwich. Towards the end of the video, Geoffrey angrily puts Carlton a headlock, while Will hits him repeatedly. Carlton feels he is in no position to fight back, only to struggle while anticipating death from such injuries. During this anticipation, we are shown a brief scene with Carlton depicted as a sandwich with arms. This is a visual representation of what Carlton was thinking while he was in the headlock. He was reflecting on what could've been, but never was. Further supporting the claim that Carlton wants to be made into a sandwich is about 15 and a half minutes into the video, when he asks Uncle Phil to make him a sandwich. Uncle Phil states that he already has, but he has misinterpreted Carlton's request. Instead of being made into a sandwich, he is given a sandwich to eat, which is why we don't see Carlton's joy and satisfaction. In fact, not only is he dissatisfied, but he physically rejects the sandwich when his father's not looking. (That or the sandwich just flew out of his hand. And even if it did, Carlton wouldn't have cared, because he is seen ignoring it and just just turning the page in his book.) Of course, in the end, Carlton survives Geoffrey's attack, allowing him to live to see another day. Despite that, he will never get what he truly wanted: To be made into a sandwich...

[@braedonowens619]

You really had the time on your hands to do this, and I say great job to that.

[@turnburn26]

This is fucking genius.

[@sup3rsmash8]

Well, the funny thing is that's actually kind of what happens in the actual episode.

[@stonedprophet2463]

Noo.

[@isawadelapradera6490]

Truly the pinnacle of drama and human emotion.

[@rafaellago172]

12:10 Thank you, Uncle. I shall never forget your timeless lesson. Henceforth, every romantic relationship must be based on a solid foundation of NEVEVEVEVEVEEEEEVEVVVV, or it just won't work for me.

[@maleekey]

fact 👏🤣👏

[@alexmathewmendoza]

Women is a trip, Uncle Funkel!

[@bensebiri3740]

Lemme tell you boys something about women.... *NVVVNAVVUVVVNAVUVVVNAVUVVNAVUVVNAVUVV*

[@mje71103]

Let me tell you boys something about women. Something about women.

[@HolyKhaaaaan]

Uncle Funkle.

[@thedude4450]

5:11 I quote that way more often than I'd like to admit.

[@steeter6]

Was it when Will said what's your point

[@thedude4450]

@@steeter6 Nope, it's ææ ææ ææ æææ

[@steeter6]

@@thedude4450 Oh okay I respect that I like the quote too😁

[@spectorproductions_]

H O W in Gods name do you quote this?

[@kenetickups6146]

@@spectorproductions_ Oh my god, he's god

[@ElFreakinCid]

>tfw you suddenly realize this video's almost a decade old and still funny enough to watch everyday and never get tired of it

[@gibbings5534]

8:30 the audiences "awwww" bugging out for a moment always gets me

[@Hoshcof]

BUT DID ANYONE EVER MAKE CARLTON A SANDWICH?!

[@ninjaman3418ify]

I did itsex

[@ChapuleTaylor]

You don't understand the meta, no one made him a sandwich, even when they did.

[@grond9005]

SNISCKERBOBBER SIN SNISCKEBOBBER SIN SEYAYAYAYA

[@ChapuleTaylor]

*Cheering*

[@nickexline]

Geoffrey: "No"

[@chrisjennings8069]

bro i am literally crying at the part around 3:20 lmfao "PHILIP BANKS WANTS TO EMPTY THE BANKS AND FILL OUR STREETS WITH BANKS.. AND RUN A BANK MAKING OPERATION OUT OF HIS BANKS... "but dad aren't some of those banks?"

[@DanielDangerous]

"Fuck Philip banks"

[@sillygoose420]

carlton honey they’re ALL lulz.

[@hpholland]

“Fack Philip Banks!”

[@KKoakOOakoAA]

“And the final brainstorm question is: WwwwwwwwwwwwwWwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?”

[@gyroscope7681]

oh i know: the manivilization

[@PandoraSystem]

@@gyroscope7681 Correct. Erect.

[@SkeleCrafteronYT]

When my teacher asks me a maths question 14:27

[@thecianinator]

What do you think Geoffrey (ffree-ee ee-ee ee ee)? Why not W?

[@Brodus_Dudeman]

@@thecianinator *sigh* What tha FUQ?

[@ZaNYv2]

Quick story. I'd like to thank you for creating this video - that I watched with my (then) 6~7 year old son, both of us hysterical laughing in his room, leading us to quoting lines to eachother for months (and we still do all these years later). You helped create a bonding experience between him and I. Now that I'm no longer with him all the time (divorced), this video is something special to me, not only for its comedic value, but for it's emotional trigger that gives me that little nudge of hope to keep going for my son's sake. Thank you.

[@heroinmom153]

I wonder if Dikekike knows how many people he's changed forever with this masterpiece. I watch it like every week because it never gets old, even though my wife is sick of me playing it over and over again on the car audio when we're driving to a job.

[@heroinmom153]

Simis. Simonis.

[@ForzattsMask]

@@heroinmom153 I'm not exaggerating when I say that your replies made me laugh the hardest I have in months. I was initially going to reply to OP's post because it was just so heartfelt, but the juxtaposition between your sincere reply and the sheer nonsense words from my favorite video from my childhood just made me laugh so hard that I almost cried and I haven't done that in years. And the fact that the second reply was unprompted and came out of nowhere... thank you. That was amazing and I needed that. I had such a fun time watching this video again and taking a trip down memory lane. I honestly hope that you, OP, Dikekike, and everyone else enjoying this masterpiece have a great life

[@BriannaBow]

Keep going man, you've got this. For your boy.

[@Filipe1020]

This YTP is so ahead of it's time with it's quality in editing and mixing, it's hard to believe it was uploaded back in 2011.

[@ThemeParkChomp]

Filipe1020 There were loads of brilliant ones then when YTP was still quite underground but the slickness of this one is so good for its time

[@niveous5392]

Filipe1020 I used to watch this regularly in 2011 back when I was huge into YTP, and I was shocked how it became a meme but it deserves the attention. Same with those KOTH YTP

[@alexl.2078]

krobo was always cutting edge

[@froddobaggins]

Just like Skooks. Both masterpieces.

[@dddmemaybe]

@@ThemeParkChomp Hard to find sentence mixing that is good.

[@RQBtv2]

I translated the Russian text at 1:37. Apparently "Китти печь книжной полке приливной волны." means "Kitty bake a bookshelf tidal wave."

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

Same XD

[@HoChiMints2007]

It's a song from Tobacco (Maniac Meat)

[@morp4212]

Ooooh now I understand the russian text much better

[@Alex-iu7dl]

I'm a Russian but that text doesn't make any sense.

[@SouthwesternEagle]

RQBtv2: LOL!!! XD That's brilliant! XD

[@sillygoose420]

i had the "minding my own DAMN business eating some DAMN fruit" remix mini song at 8:51 stuck in my head all morning out of nowhere

[@KatanaRikku]

@Zeus Yendor ya boy finna put a beat behind that

[@vanessaelkhoury1710]

*MY D-D-D-D-DD*

[@pancakemix1170]

I swear things like that happen to me as well

[@octo6472]

*My DeD-DeD-DaYaD-DeD-DeD* *My DeD-DeD-DaYaD-DeD-DeD (My Fruit)* *My DeD-DeD-DaYaD-DeD-DeD (DAMN Fruit)*

[@bottleonb]

kat can u give a source for ur profile picture

[@JCondorYTPs]

The completely random ‘O’ zoom in at 16:23 is underrated

[@uriahedwards]

9:58 Sniskerbobertson Sniskerbobertdon sayaYAY!

[@Nekotaku01]

@DoogieBowser You're gonna have a first born son?

[@TehUltimateSnake]

wow I felt that

[@ignisspiritustenebris7137]

If you say it in the mirror, Sniskerbobertson appears

[@pingusdringus2472]

Best part haha

[@IlseBelievesInPink]

Sounds more like Snitskerbobertsin to me.

[@kassidyryzer2909]

Perhaps one of the greatest YTPs of all time. It was waaay ahead of its time. It has elements of YTPs from 2014-Present day; the sentence mixing, visual editing, and over all fast and snappy scenes, all of that minus the ear shattering ear-rape commands the utmost praise.

[@ismashish5841]

What are you talking about!? 2011 was one of the greatest year of ytp:s! 2014 was where it started to go downhill! But oh well! That, of course, doesn´t change the fact that this is one of the greatest YTP:s of all time!

[@toasted2807]

You’re a normie if you honestly think this was ahead of its time.

[@Skelig]

it is literally the most 2009 poop to be made after 2009

[@ThemeParkChomp]

This is real classic YTP humour but really slick edited for its time. That was the best time for YTP I think, a surprise round every corner, before ‘meme’ humour took over social media and it lost the touch. Still some great underdog YTPs out there made in more recent years though

[@voidofspaceandtime4684]

@@Skelig show me a 2009 ytp that looks like and is edited like this.

[@jackfisher2529]

What can you say about Carlton? He was Carlton.