The Fighter and The Kid - Episode 319

Brendan and Bryan are in studio for Episode 319 of The Fighter and The Kid. They talk about their shows over the weekend, stories of survival, UFC Fight Night Lawler vs dos Anjos, and much more.
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[@anthonylinnane3558]

Chin the type of Nigga that’s dances with a girl at a club for five minutes and texts her when their finished saying “what are we?”

[@noiseystooges2950]

Anthony Linnane hahahaha

[@andremaines]

😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥

[@sitn713]

These got really overused but this one was funny as shit 😂

[@anthonylinnane3558]

Alec Deleon thanks for appreciate the funny. It goes over most people’s head and they get angry for odd reasons.

[@robertbolanos6318]

Ahahahahhahahahah thank you

[@jopo7996]

Brendan's the type of guy to use ghosts as an excuse to sleep in another man's hotel room.

[@Dynamic0NE]

Jo Po you my friend are a god hahahaha

[@mje19D]

Jo Po lol

[@bryanrios2354]

Lol

[@McL0VIN1616]

Jo Po you win...lol

[@JohnJohniskilla]

Jay is his brother

[@waltershimizu776]

When they're legs are crossed the same way you know it's a good episode

[@mje19D]

WAlter Shimizu lol

[@jnava121]

it means their periods are in synch

[@waltershimizu776]

J Nav lmaoo

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Remember the good old days, last week, when Brendan wasn't there and it was Bryan, Bobby Lee and Andy Dick? Ahhhh memories. Halcyon days.

[@mje19D]

Orlando Trustfull your profile pic tho! Lol

[@problemsolvere5694]

dont remind me

[@mefman9]

Orlando Trustfull best episode ever.

[@dankestranch8738]

It was fun while it lasted :(

[@lexilou57]

How many accounts you got homie? Somebody posted the same comments about eight lines down under a different name

[@joshm4782]

Someone needs to make one of those JRE animated cartoons for the guy in the ocean story.

[@mje19D]

Big Bill hell yeah!

[@kingcrustytut7544]

Please

[@darrenmctappertill2789]

Fight talk 39:41 you're welcome

[@Greeezy]

Our Lord and Savior Darren Till man. Vid was uploaded less than 10 min ago. Go fuck ya self ya fuckin fuck

[@angb36th]

You douche the whole podcast is worth watching Mmkay?

[@budsnbrew9775]

Tyvm kinda lost it in the beginning

[@titogonewild1993]

My man

[@Ancientknowledge]

Our Lord and Savior Darren Till thanks

[@anthonylinnane3558]

Chin the type of Nigga that’s be sitting around with his buddies trying to fit in and then drops the old “A girls boobs feel like bags of sand” line.

[@joefrogan5562]

Anthony Linnane haha #classic

[@pimperz08]

underated comment

[@DutchStyleBlacclouDs]

You mean the 'her boob(singular) looks nice'

[@bjywjy3708]

Anthony Linnane where's this from again ? I swear i remember hearing that but I don't know where lol

[@mje19D]

5/10

[@tysswe1]

Brendan. The type of guy who pretends to slip so he can land on another mans crotch, and then laugh it of while making eye contact.

[@robertfan332]

Brendan Schaub the guy who accidentally walks in on you using the bathroom but keeps looking as he takes a while to shut the door.

[@dudemanbro1950]

s'free'cunsh

[@zulutangoxray]

Nothing better than having a guy sneeze continuously sneezing into a closed fist inches from your face for an hour and a half.

[@madb99]

Bryan Callan please put your business socks on again.

[@lassmirandadensiewillja3206]

madb99 I second that.

[@lassmirandadensiewillja3206]

Aint trying to get blinded by thise white ankels

[@lolhllooll1880]

The kid got the ghost ankles

[@rileyward1286]

I’m from near Schaumburg and Brian, y’spot on bout Schaumburg.

[@frankielooch]

These guys do it right, this is the life.

[@amandaidzakovic6051]

They're faces when watchign Chin sing.... hilarious!

[@rontozzie158]

Is that Bryan's actual ankle?

[@thegreenmountainoriginals2277]

Ron Tozzie i cant unsee that

[@Julio00oo]

Callen's got the ankles of a Norwegian sex slave

[@bccraneoperator7059]

He’s ankle looks like it belongs to a 83 year old Ukraine lady who lives alone.... 👵🏻

[@johndo8792]

After Bryan gets on TRT hes ankles will be purple with water hose size vanes on them.

[@outlawfisher4501]

Anybody else think it’s weird that Brendan is the ONLY comedian on the planet who you can’t find a single 30 second clip online of him doing stand up

[@Kev80ification]

chris fisher I've seen him perform. In Dublin during the summer, he is very good!!!!!

[@outlawfisher4501]

Kevin Morley that’s why I want to se Jim because he’s not really funny on the podcast

[@frankielooch]

Chin stick to making music, respect the ambition brotha. Brandon and Bryan got you're back make it big... Best wishes.

[@ChichiNaka]

I hope my conversations with my best friends never devolve into "I WENT SOMEWHERE, BEST FOOD, BEST. FOOD. IM TELLIN YOU'

[@frankielooch]

Bryan the chameleon stop playing with us, those ankles white as chalk. I thought this dude had a bandage pad around his ankle.

[@robertfan332]

Ashy Bryan

[@MultiRevamp]

Callen's story about the sick guy who fell overboard into the ocean had me dying! Haha!

[@Adrhodes442]

MultiRevamp for real why isnt this clipped up? Chin has a major Brenda bias.

[@maybachyard]

Brenden "Heeyyy this is my cliche DJ voice...am I right" Schuab

[@ShangTsung917]

*Gadoooosh*

[@dumbvedeoz]

callen's story ARE SO FAKE! he was attacked by seagulls, seagulls live near shore, and how can an old woman jump over the barriers on a ship with her hands and feet tied??

[@RedZedHeadTV]

he wasn't talking about himself, y'cuda.

[@RedZedHeadTV]

*hhhee- GADOOOOSH* *

[@notoriousgorilla3402]

Seagul go miles off.. hater

[@DekkarJr]

Brendan the type of guy to refer to The Last Jedi as a "A Flawless Movie that Answers Every Question"

[@Dynamic0NE]

Callen is legit a great guy and funny as hell and Brendan is judgmental and hypocritical

[@phoenixerrlybird3634]

Brad Tetrault trueeeee

[@VictorHernandez-zu3nu]

"Bumfest" had me in tears. 😂

[@bigpeeks4764]

Anyone notice how at the beginning of the podcast Brendan told a long ass story about ghosts then about 25 minutes later in the podcast Bryan talks about how is son annoyed him by telling him a long story about ghosts? Bryan always subtly throwing shade lmao

[@alancorrigan312]

What I have come to discover listening to these podcast over the years is that Bryan Callen has a vast amount of knowledge (Bullshit) on every single subject.Very impressive

[@JorgeP980]

49:00 😂😂 I was waiting for Brenden to bring up bobby rubbing his fungi toes all over his chair

[@henrywalker871]

At 1:20:00 check Brendan's face. When he goes "wtf" I'm straight up cryin

[@jorg2673]

Chin got vocals

[@redbeard6559]

It may be jokes, chirping about homeless people. But myself and a group of friends go out monthly and set up shop with feeding and handing out clothing for these folks. All on our own dime in Edmonton,AB, Canada.

[@chicksue7030]

Red Beard That's awesome. You and your friends are good people

[@conversationstranglersteve9873]

Lmfao I called that last podcast! Brendan was gonna say something about Bobby lee's feet up on his chair.

[@notorious283]

Obviously

[@SeanBryantHayes]

1:19:44 "Why's that sign say parking for aliens?!" -Brendan Shaub

[@herecomesthecrimsonchin239]

Bryan "he was a handsome man, looked like a biker" Callen

[@ianbraun696]

Brian: "A billion seconds is 52 years. That's 52 of them" M: "a BiLlIoN sEcOnDs Is 52 YeArS. ThAt'S 52 oF tHeM."

[@billfrank647]

Bryan your ankles are blinding me!!!

[@cameronblanchard6835]

Shout out to Syracuse! Any other upstate New Yorkers here?

[@coshannon]

I want to know the convo about shaub wearing onnit gear...."make sure its not a tshirt or any normal color" rogan: got em.

[@mnmmajj5883]

great episode

[@anthonybeee]

Brian has most defiantly made a few “mistakes “ in the past and is praying. No one comes forward

[@drunkenpanda9860]

Could you expand on your slenderous allegations ?

[@kingpen509]

There’s a pod cast out there from the old studio where a female comic guest tells a story about how Brian pulled his dick out on her in a car. Unsolicited, he just whipped it out.

[@monkeystatus]

@@kingpen509 you mean whitney cummings? they're good friends and joked about it on the podcast....

[@liamsullivan9395]

Great episode

[@oh-snap-its-dave1327]

Thanks for coming to Syracuse... had a great time ... if Big brown coffee opens shops Baldwinsville NY prime for it

[@daltonrodriguez7777]

sounds like bryans kid been watching supernatural lmao

[@sethjoyner391]

Possibly the funniest podcast about the businessman lost at sea

[@poopstainhotdog1]

12 minutes in and brendan just compared his comedy act to star wars...

[@Mayhemspent]

Brandon is to MMA as Jar Jar Binks is to StarWars.

[@jessebryan6793]

Get Bill Burr on TFAK!

[@emerson5077]

Hahaaa, they really ran with D'elia's shortening of words bit

[@oneday4273]

Never thought I look up fighter and the kid before the Jr podcast... 🙊🙉🙈

[@DanyonRussell]

Yo, B. We, for sure, didn’t win the Vietnam War.

[@Adrhodes442]

D Russell this is the moment where I fully went back to hating him and can never recover

[@DanyonRussell]

Adrhodes442 don't hate.

[@Adrhodes442]

D Russell I don't hate him for not knowing I hate him for bringing it up the way he did saying it as though it was an actual like funny shitty counter argument and being such an asshole about it.

[@Adrhodes442]

D Russell how do you not hate arrogant ignorance it's maybe the worst combination

[@DanyonRussell]

Adrhodes442 Idk I try not to hate in general. Look into it, you seem like an angry person.

[@RawShogun]

An hour in i just realized Callens in-fact *NOT* wearing white tube socks, those are his natural pasty ankles - hoooly shit lol

[@Nautilus1972]

Brendan "They hand-write all the menus every day ..." Bryan: "WoW! Really?"

[@benifrah]

Bryan looks 45 but his ankles look 73

[@1Up_Gang]

Brendan "i dont mean to interrupt you but-" schaub

[@PunkAss17331]

Mark Cuban tried to buy the Pittsburgh Pirates years ago and they wouldn't let it happen.

[@frankielooch]

Did chin make the Big Brown Breakdown song?

[@TheMrAaddffmm]

I literally found the video of Glenn crowd surfing in 5 seconds.

[@TheArtofBlues]

Anyone else notice how the scrambled what the navy pilots said when they said what they thought it was! 🤫

[@daywalker________7677]

Damn Chin can sing. Guitar skills on point too.

[@00Stinger]

I think I'm going to Amsterdam for Christmas now

[@DevilsAvocado69]

Brendan is the type of guy to get one opportunity, fuck it up, then talk about it like he was making choices.

[@JValle-tn1up]

Why does it look like the fedor bobble head on the table is giving that "creepy boss massage" to the doll Brendan

[@ylal3419]

Was wondering abt Johnny bones then callen pops the question callen true mvp

[@tyrionlannister4805]

They only talk about their weekends because Brendan reserved all of the good fighting content for the podcast that Callen doesn't profit from

[@ufcjedi4167]

ArielHelwani 😒

[@ChippeWAjawsh]

That onnit long sleeve could also be a retro g-unnit shirt. Well done brendo..shmedium in size.

[@122kot]

I really don't get all the people here hating on Schaub but still listening every week and tuning in every time he's on JRE.

[@JA-dy1sy]

Brendan's got Bryan on the Common Projects hype.. Nice

[@a.gilliam11b]

Fight Talk is at 39:15

[@Cheek1969]

Bumfest.....thats awesome.

[@sithguy1704]

Some number

[@robstone1755]

Is joe rogan ever gonna come on

[@jrbird2294]

Rob Stone everyone already know they started their podcast because of joe when does have time to. mofos are busy

[@jrbird2294]

when they do it would be a special event . have him come out to "walkerie" or something

[@joshm4782]

I have a theory that joe and callen don’t reallllyy like each other that much. Joe always calls him out for talking too much and interrupting and shit. But whenever they do shows it gets views so they keep it going for that reason. Might be wrong.. just my thought

[@DekkarJr]

No, never.

[@BOBSMITHH]

Joe won't come over to their tiny ass studio when anybody can go to his fantasy factory he's buidling with a podcast studio in it

[@MrChaseMiller]

for sure said for sure 2000 times for sure

[@DewkChronic]

Lake Eire and Ontario is like being surrounded by icecubes. Its cold.

[@Razhklashh]

Hey Brandon Swab, you're that guy finishing the story.

[@anthonylinnane3558]

Bryan the type of Nigga that walks up to an openly affectionate couple in public and says to the girl “Is he bothering you?”

[@budsnbrew9775]

Anthony Linnane your white

[@anthonylinnane3558]

Budsnbrew I’m white as fuck dude. Just don’t follow cultural norms.

[@mje19D]

Anthony Linnane you tried a little too hard buddy. 5/10.

[@dannyamos313]

Lol try he does I seen him one.time

[@dopedickinsonbb8359]

Ya u tried again but this also did nkt translate to funny.... So if u could just stop commenting that wpuld be greeaaattt.... Ohh alsooo if u could stop saying ni$$@ like its supposed to be funny thatd be greeaattt

[@mrcoolaids1]

These comments are funnier than Brendan's stand up

[@joefrogan5562]

Its kinda ridiculous how i wait all weekend for the new episode to drop. Then its always late as balls. Even lee can do a good live stream wtf chin

[@superbrootal69]

joe frogan kick that Fuckin' mule lee

[@Reginald_Harrison]

Any mongoloid can do a live stream. It takes Lee like 5 days to upload episodes. I love Lee tho 😂

[@logos4150]

joe frogan Why would you expect a new episode to drop on the weekend when they film episodes on Mondays and Wednesdays? Monday's recorded episode is always on iTunes by Monday evening, and is always on youtube very late on Monday night. They have a very clear upload schedule that they always stick to, don't blame Chin because you're too dumb to notice it.

[@huytonfunktion]

Bryan “You’d be surprised” Callen

[@Pwnziillaaaa]

I'm starting a go fund me to Bryan some new jeans.

[@windowsscreen]

Callen country song.... lmaooooooooo

[@suprferret1]

Vietnam: "We still won though...." - Brendan Shaub

[@otterlogic3479]

The real ghost activity is Bryan’s ankles.

[@iMertin90]

$50 bucks for that jumper Brendan is wearing. £37.37 for me in Scotland. I like it but fuck they prices.

[@darthmon26]

ankle glow callen is back!

[@zyourzgrandzmaz]

Sounds like Brendan got a lil visit from the ghost of Christmas past

[@TheSweetswed]

LOL I Live in CAN and north and they think NY is COLD LOLOL Not even close to where I am it sucks. Its 11 Celcius there here yest it was -15. Wish we had a place the was warm all the time or at least 75%

[@gnelz55]

HEYYYYYY MAN!!!!! Brendan bro!!!!!! We did not win Vietnam lol COME ON BRO! 25:30

[@sffd13]

One of those guys that said not to take the train.

[@Aearonjer]

Do the song. Fun to hear regardless of where you use it.

[@BrandonGallemore]

Glad you guys are back!

[@loowrez]

Bryan " hello like threatening " Callen

[@JustinR941]

It walks down to the minor in the chorus. You were going to the 5.

[@RawShogun]

Plot twist - it was Chin in that UFO.

[@jakethomas9646]

31:00 god damn

[@CommandoMaster]

Usually rich people don't care about their looks. They are too busy making money, solving problems, and advancing their career.

[@LeftLaneDreams]

Hey Brendan just because Robert Kraft's last name is Kraft doesn't mean he owns Kraft cheese/foods. He doesn't own or have anything to do with the Kraft cheese/foods brand in any way lol

[@alexlevin8900]

brendan "we goin sizzler" schaub

[@phixi0n]

25:55 did Brendan Just say the US won the Vietnam War? LMAO

[@PhotoBoothStartUp]

57:24 CURVED!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!

[@iamruben11]

Photo Booth Start Up y they do baby girl like that

[@leorios9601]

Mr. Chin talented producer and singer. He likes long walks on the beach with decapitated heads and hands for some reason I think he's Dexter and real life.

[@CaBdosdos]

The volume is super low or is it me?