**The FINAL Kermode Uncut: The Ten Worst Films Of The Last Ten Years - Part Two**

After 10 great years Kermode Uncut is coming to an end. In this - the very last post - I count down my ten worst films of the last decade.
Thanks for all your support and keep watching the skies...

[@_Unforeseen_]

I think dirty grandpa was such a traumatic event it has been completely evaporated from Mark’s memory.

[@woodhd]

exactly

[@FilmCram]

Goodbye sweet Prince...

[@gethinap]

And may his next project also sound like a porno

[@DynamicBedhead]

WHY DOES IT HAVE TO END???

[@roathripper]

oxbridge management drones clearing the dead wood from the bbc

[@vanquish421]

Entropy

He feels bad about helping "sex and the city 2".

[@waynedoyle5584]

kermode ...do a friday the 13th .....and come back after you said it was over ....kermode : the new beginning...lol

[@fastcakes]

Surely it has something to do with the BBC ending the Film Programme. Surely Mark is lined up to host its replacement.

[@andrewnorton1986]

Danny Dyer got off lightly.

[@euansmith3699]

"Shat it yew slaaaag!" ;)

[@Cobralalalala]

I feel kind of bad for the guy. He couldn't even make a worst of list.

[@Seewhogetsluckyfirst]

The only thing I would ever watch again would be him repeatedly getting kicked in the face by a horse

[@bobcatblooze]

Pimp!

[@pintpot]

Film 2019 has been cancelled. The BBC says "In 2019 we will be creating an enhanced offer for lovers of film both on television and online.". Kermode Uncut has ended. Co-incidence?

[@PaulYoudell]

I hope so.

[@stelamo]

i thought that ;)

[@affalaffaa]

First thing that came to my mind. So probably not...

[@papershark]

Still angry at the BBC for not giving Film to Mark Kemode.

[@TheSt1092]

@@papershark They tried to he turned it down.

[@Arcadia21]

Mrs browns boys d’movie deserves an honourable mention

[@gavhoneyman1502]

It deserves more than an honourable mention, it deserves to be in the top 5 worst movies.

[@kanekikenthewizardghoul4797]

Its totally the best movie ever what you talking about?

[@kanekikenthewizardghoul4797]

@Certabonun certamen nah you must not know true movies, its the best movie ever, best acting best cgi, best scripts, its the best

[@LiamMcC1985]

I'm amazed Dirty Grandpa didn't make the list, considering how much he loathed that film

[@borismuller86]

Liam McC my thoughts exactly.

[@paulhirst3966]

I thought Dirty Grandpa would be about 3 or 4 on this list after the way Kermode stuck the boot into it. What was going through De Niro's mind when he agreed to do that?

[@LiamMcC1985]

@@paulhirst3966 A desperate attempt to stay relevant, perhaps? That's the only excuse I can think of lol but it's tragic that someone of DeNiro's legendary status should have to stoop to that.

[@JPWalster]

I think he hated it so much he didn't want to draw any more attention to it

[@rickg8015]

Liam McC Did Kermode review that ‘Jackass’ film, Bad Grandpa? That one I enjoyed lol..

[@TheGoldSwordSquad]

Jack and Jill staring Adam Sandler definitely deserves to be on here

[@ewanmacvicar]

It was worth it all for the Dunk-acino scene at the end

[@Scott_Raynor]

On the best list yeah

[@TheKamikazenaz]

Which came first.. Jack and Jill or Simple Jack from Tropic Thunder..?

[@jbrooks8542]

I was very happy living in a world where I'd forgotten Keith Lemon The Movie was a thing that happened. Cheers Mark

[@danielstocks3271]

I am definitely going to miss these. Along with the review videos, watching the uncut videos cemented themselves in my weekly routine. I am glad the reviews will carry on

[@villaman4818]

Thank you Mark (and team !)...your end of year blog reviews *were* part of our family tradition...and will be missed !..good luck

[@Alo4321]

Thanks for all the blogs Mark. It was always a highlight of my week .. best of luck with what ever you're doing next

[@austinung4710]

Did he forget Fred the Movie?

[@benogidan]

that reminds time to watch that review again

[@austinung4710]

Benny Ogidan “You have lost your broadcasting rights”

[@benogidan]

@@austinung4710 checking back it was his number 2 worst movie for 2010 so he is consistent, cos Sex in the City is Number 1

[@Aqquila89]

He probably died very hard to...

[@fromthehaven94]

That was on television in the States.

[@04hutchn]

Please dont stop making videos mark, you're the best :(

[@wellingtonbosharpe]

Thanks Mark. I dip in and out of these vlogs every so often. Found some of my favourite films through your recommendations. Films like Dougal & the Blue Cat, The Man Who Fell to Earth, The Red Turtle and many more. You have a great presenting style too! All the best.

[@DMEB]

I come back to these blogs every now and then just to feel happy. Thank you doctor K!!!

[@paulhirst3966]

If Mark has not got the time to do uncut anymore, i can understand that. But i love these best and worst lists of his, its a real shame their will be no more.

[@jamesjwr]

I think they've moved into his kermode on film podcast

[@amazingbollweevil]

Once in a while, I review the annual top ten clips to find old movies to watch. They're a valuable resource!

[@AdamSalter93]

Movie 43 anyone?

[@lookingforanickname]

ugh.... Did they actually make 4 more of those?

[@nwahnerevar9398]

I thought it was weird how they ended on news footage of 9/11

[@SESHammerOfBenevolence]

@@nwahnerevar9398 I KNOW WHAT THAT REFERENCE IS AND I CLAPPED

[@nwahnerevar9398]

@@SESHammerOfBenevolence AT STs

[@AH-be6bu]

Movie 43 being a horrible train-wreck of a movie was intentional. Not sure if that makes it any better though...

[@tankgunner9860]

I looked forward to these every week, I hope you make something else in the future Mark.

[@toonu]

Thanks for the vlogs Mark, many awesome videos over the years. Good luck with your future endeavours.

[@markmccallum475]

Kermode: Pain & Gain, I ain't never watching it again. Not never. Dr. Sanchez: My aunt saw Pain & Gain, she said it's quite good. Kermode: Well, she's wrong.

[@borismuller86]

All in all she’s a little off-colour.

[@davidlean1060]

she was probably just there for The Rock's muscles!

[@gandalfstormcrow7943]

Boris Müller you shut your mouth Lizzzz !!,!

[@borismuller86]

Jameson Lovegrove no you shut it that was funny!

[@Clay3613]

He actually is very wrong about the movie. He's too stubborn to admit it.

[@jonreededworthy7518]

Can I just say Mark, your review of Sex and the City 2 is a work of art.

[@CMDR_Verm]

Thanks Mark. Thanks Nick. I've really enjoyed your stuff. I look forward to whatever you're going to do.

[@alwaysoutnumber4d]

Thanks Mark your blog has been joy to watch.

[@tommy7837]

If you don't come back, when Sex And The City 3 comes out, I'm faking your 10/10 reviews across the whole internet.

[@Mrchair-bk5ns]

XD

[@andrew213rn]

Tommy He's still doing reviews, just not Kermode uncut

[@notdaveschannel9843]

+Tommy And tell everyone you meet to watch "Sex Lives of the Potato Men".

[@mindfuldrone]

You instigator!

[@someguynamedmike4766]

Honestly I quite liked the show, different from what I normally watch but the 1st film was overly long & that cut didn't translate well to big screen, yet to watch 2 & I know everyone hates it but I just HAVE to for completion as we won't get a 3rd thanks to how bad 2 was + Cattrall ain't cool with SJP (thankfully for Kermode's blood pressure)

[@maettsook]

Dirty Grandpa escaped the list! I reckon he's warming to it.

[@marcusdidius4090]

Dear Mark, Thank you (& Nick)for your Uncut Vlogs! May you & Simon keep the Wittering Flame for Eternity:) Regards,

[@petrirantanen]

Thank you for everything and thank you for everything you have done for The Devils. Happy New Year. Cheers from Finland, Petri

[@tonygriego6382]

You know it's funny how time passes, when I was a kid mark kermode was all about rocking my big Brother's black leather jacket... now he's all about rocking my father's Carhartt jacket.

[@NxDoyle]

I went into Pain & Gain with a tertiary knowledge of the events on which it was based. I'd seen no trailer and I didn't know it was Michael Bay's. I acknowledge that my awareness of the 'Sun Gym murders' led me to thinking that the movie was going to be a drama. But even factoring that in, I still find it hard to believe that a filmmaker would take such a horrific series of events and turn it into a zany, madcap torture/snuff comedy. Two people were murdered and one person survived. He was portrayed in the movie as subhuman scum, presumably to make his torture more acceptable to the audience. Bay should have been dragged through the courts. One of the worst movies I've ever seen.

[@fredstermaniab3668]

Sad to see this end. I think there's plenty to come yet though from you Mark (I hope). Thank you for keeping us entertained as well as informed over the last 10 years. Good luck.

[@imaedacomment]

The end of an era. Please keep this channel up, as I imagine I'll keep coming back for years to come, to get my Kermode fix.

[@Lewmania]

Have a feeling the announcement of the BBC Film programme finishing has something to do with the Kermode blog ending and their future plans.

[@davehamilton-smith9460]

Everyone remembers where they were when they first heard the Entourage rant.

[@BenjamminWilliams]

Mark as a regular listener/watcher I just want to thank you very much for the entire uncut series!

[@7Danify]

Thanks for all these great video's Dr K

[@sideshowfrost]

Very sad to see the end of Kermode Uncut: you and Alex Cox were pretty much my intro to interesting movies. Hope to see you moving on to something else soon.

[@oxyrhynchite]

sideshowfrost I believe he has one or two other irons in the fire.

[@isabellamorris7902]

I'll miss Uncut! Awesome show from the film critic I most respect.

[@custommadename]

Goodbye, blog! I'm sorry to see this go. On a positive note, I still haven't seen SatC2 but have several times enjoyed your review of it. Thank you very much for your videos!

[@WilliamThePayne]

Thanks Mark, I really enjoyed all the videos you guys made!

[@mariahrisafinas9246]

It’s the end of an era ! Thank you Mr Kermode.

[@grantmitchell8580]

Kermode Uncut had a camera man this whole time!? I thought it was just Mark alone in a room screaming into a camera that's dangling from a string...

[@randolph23ish]

Thanks Mark and Nick, these blogs will be missed. Also, no mention of Batman vs. Superman. Surprising!

[@tehpickle1250]

Very sad to see this end :( Thanks for the uploads over the years, Mr K.

[@shaunriley14]

Fantastic 4 with Miles Teller, Movie 47, Transformers 5.

[@planetschlock]

Fant4stic was truly unwatchable.

[@shaunriley14]

@@planetschlock very unwatchable lol

[@BensTakeYT]

Please don’t end it...

[@Januaryastral]

Why did he end it?

[@JamesGrady2]

Thank's Mark, been watching for 10 years and never shared or commented haha - but these have been brilliant, definitely owe you a pint :)

[@seancorrigan7448]

We were all basically right with our guesses. It's been a pleasure and an honour to have been part of Kermode Uncut for all these years. R.I.P.!

[@JMUDoc]

"Mark Wahlberg is... Mark Wahlberg." He's as versatile as a pencil sharpener.

[@samcobden3263]

We need film criticism now more than ever! Please keep doing what your doing Mark!

[@j.yossarian6852]

What?! No?! You're my favourite film vlog channel and the Uncuts were the best part of the best channel. I never would've discovered Sorcerer without them.

[@kermodeandmayo]

Only Kermode Uncut is stopping - Kermode & Mayo's Film Review is going nowhere so you'll still get Marks reviews on here!

[@j.yossarian6852]

@@kermodeandmayo Phew, thats a relief, but still going to miss all the great random recommendations I got from the Uncuts. Thanks for the great decade.

[@YouHaveBeenWatchingFilms]

A real shame this is the end of the Kermode Uncut vlogs. I really enjoyed this videos and it was always a treat to hear what you considered the best and worst films of each year. It's been great fun!

[@cameroncloutier]

The clips used are for "Sex and the City" 1.

[@susandonovan7989]

My favourite!

[@DorkingtonHacker]

But Kermode and Mayo will go on forever? Well, that's alright then.

[@Aveirah]

I rewatch your Sex & the City 2 review at least once a quarter . Because I enjoy the way you drag it so much.

[@keithshwalbe6981]

Thank you to Mark and Nick. Happy new years guys

[@durbaraha9574]

Aren't the clips from sex and the city 1?

[@TheApple176]

Pain and Gain is the film that taught me that I don’t have finish a film once I’ve started it: knowing nothing about it other than the recommendation of a friend, I went to the cinema, and after about an hour finally had to leave in disgust.

[@anthvortex]

Thanks for the 10 years Mark, loved secrets of cinema all the best for the new year.

[@siren858]

Thank you so much - you'll be missed here but pleased to know you and Simon are continuing. Also, loving the new podcast, great to hear some of the MK3D that we colonial commoners miss out on.

[@ninogaggi]

I remember going to see sex and the city 2 with my girlfriend at the time in exchange for going to see Kingdom of the crystal skull the following week. To be honest I don’t know which film I hated more, at least I expected the former to be repugnant but the latter broke my heart.

[@robcole7821]

No mention of Dirty Grandpa?

[@CaminoAir]

Thanks for being both an interesting and entertaining critic, Mark. Will really miss your commentary, diatribes, etc.

[@jameshenderson4876]

Thank you for the fantastic blog. Best movie blog by a mile.

[@MsTJ10]

The worst film ive seen in the last 10 years has to be Suicide Squad

[@backawayfromthedonkey]

You've really not seen many bad films then.

[@zigsterabs7439]

The Island Initiative To be fair suicide squad is definitely one of the worst- and this is from a DC fan

[@saxbend]

You haven't seen MSG Lion 2: Hind Ka Napak Ko Jawab - Shere-e-Hind then.

[@TheDjackso1]

You obviously dont go to the cinema much then

[@Solarstar10]

You should consider yourself lucky. That's not even the worst film of its year, hell it's not even the worst blockbuster of its year.

[@enthnd03]

The thing about Pain and Gain is that....I think it's competently made....but.....it's just....immoral, amoral....the way Bay treated this tragedy as a farce is just appalling

[@explanationmark_]

thanks for this mark, and well done. Godspeed, man.

[@CrassusSilverwolf]

Sorry to see you go ...... I have very much enjoyed your honest and down to earth reviews. All the best for the future.

[@AtticussAtticuss]

Mark is ending Kermode Uncut so that he can finally change his haircut after a 10 year obligation to stay in character. 😂

[@tanisdevelopment]

I'm happy to say I've seen none of those movies. I pity critics sometimes. Imagine having no choice but to see them.

[@PaddySlattery]

Thank you for the entertainment, Mark. Will miss these lists. Wonder why they have to end tho? Pressure from studios/production companies?

[@JeromeBeckett]

Thanks Mark, after all these years it's sad to see Uncut stop, but it's certainly been a commendable run!

[@sparkythetortoise]

Why is it that I always want to see the worst movies more than the best movies?

[@mindfuldrone]

I saw Sex Lives of the Potato Men on marks "recommendation". It had some chuckles in it...

[@carls.2649]

Sad to see Uncut go. Wish you could do a last farewell episode w your band or something. A lot of devoted fans are going to miss this. And I hate to see the final film discussed on Kermode Uncut be Entourage. :(

[@Did6661]

Thank you for 10 years of Uncut! xXx

[@akrulla]

I don't know what it says about me but this video solidifies my love of Mr Kermode. It's been a long road... But now I love him. ❤️

[@VandergriftMoefies]

I'm not a Bay fan (used to like his stuff when I was younger, but not anymore) but Pain & Gain is faaaar from the worst films from the last ten years.

[@MGSBigBoss77]

The story its based on is nothing like the Bay movie. Which is why its probably not ranked by him!

[@larrystreak1044]

I like that film

[@MGSBigBoss77]

(Shrugs) and?

[@marlonthomas8042]

VandergriftMoefies I loved that film It’s hilarious

[@TO3CUTT3R1]

In general avoid anything by bay

[@MrElliott2003]

Dirty Grandpa was also horrible. By the way: Thank you Mark for ten great years of Kermode Uncut. You're my favourite filmcritic. Best wishes from Germany.

[@TheJlook2000]

and thanks for providing a fascinating and helpful perspective on films

[@aidanvickery7308]

You've done a grand job Sir. Thank you

[@davedecayed8218]

Any reason the SATC2 clips are mostly from the first one?

[@megsmagoo7231]

Was waiting for someone to ask! I hate that I knew it was all from the first one and nothing from the second. Didn’t make any sense. Is it the first or second film he dislikes...?

[@davedecayed8218]

@@megsmagoo7231 it's definitely the second one he hates. And with real justification, because it is atrocious. The first one is alright tbf. Maybe all traces of the second have been erased from the public record 😂

[@mindfuldrone]

Very glad to see Entourage in its proper position

[@tmrezzek5728]

"Keep watching the skies.." Fitting to end this awesome series with a quote from Howard Hawks' 'The Thing.' Gonna miss these Best and Worst lists.

[@BinaryReader]

Thanks for the videos over the years. It's been great, you'll be missed tho :(

[@nightlordAL]

There was a keith lemon film!

[@xmapwin]

pain and gain is a dark comedy masterpiece and i will defend it to my last breath

[@Arktyk1]

Sad to see Kermode Uncut go! You could still do Top 10 lists once a year though (Which I'm sure everyone would greatly encourage and appreciate). Either way, thank you for this series.

[@beijingbond]

Brilliant, Mark. We are with you forever.

[@mkay7163]

I can only guess that Mark has blocked out his entire experience of watching Dirty Grandpa. I knew Pain & Gain and Entourage would be at or near the top, but I really thought that Dirty Grandpa would beat them out. Watch his review; not only is the contempt there for the film itself and the anger at the (lack of) soul behind it, but the fact that it involves two actors he genuinely likes and (usually) respects makes him sound actually depressed and sick at heart to even have to say their names and discuss their performances in something he finds so loathsome, and which he so clearly wants to purge from his brain and his soul (and apparently the entire collective human consciousness, which is the only explanation I can think of for how it didn't end up in this top 10 at all.)

[@lulubelle2009]

Excellent summation to explain the absence of dirty grandpa 🤣🤣

[@videok1d481]

I love the fact that the films on your list are either superficial, have bad morals, hateful and send wrong messages to humanity! Nice job Kermode!

[@alexpotts6520]

I think that's what separates the enjoyably bad films from the truly unforgivable ones.

[@videok1d481]

@@alexpotts6520 Absolutely! None of these films are guilty pleasures just trash.

[@karinmccafferty6466]

So is the godfather a bad movie?

[@videok1d481]

@@karinmccafferty6466 What has the godfather got to do with anything? Is The Godfather superficial, hateful and sends the wrong messages? You okay?

[@karinmccafferty6466]

@@videok1d481 Hateful? Yes. Wrong message? Yes. Bad morals? Yes. Its full of murder! Its a great movie though.

[@briandevitt6903]

Thanks for all your work.

[@stevendurham9996]

As a former English literature Major, I understand that depth of commitment required to clock oneself with, even, the condensed version of the Oxford English Dictionary. Well done, Sir!

[@felisshal1279]

Fred the movie One of the worst films of the last ten years

[@beefsuprem0241]

Ride along 2, was just shat out and I couldn't take anymore after 20mins. Simply awful.

[@WeTokeWeedSmoke]

That made a sequel?!

[@Corleth]

Thanks Mark and Nick.

[@hvitekristesdod]

Excellent channel sir, I shall miss it. See you on Kermode and Mayo

[@KyleAButler]

Just so people know he does a weekly podcast now called 'Kermode on film'. It's where his best/worst of 2018 are.

[@edwardtandy9613]

I love Pain and Gain. It's so tasteless is amazing. "You ain't telling Jesus nothing!" Is probably my favourite line from a modern film.

[@FractalZero]

It's been a good run and i've enjoyed nearly every minute of it. Thank you, Mark Kermode.

[@cheekybo9926]

Today is a very sad day. Thanks for the awesome content, Mark.