The first patient who surprised Dr. House...😨

[@williamgomez1903]

imagine making a joke so bad that the other guy just kills himself

[@endarus6053]

House looked so scared there though. He was like “Oh shit am I getting stabbed? Oh? No, this guy is suicidal, never-mind. Interesting.”

[@dtfvbibibjarxh]

I laughed too hard at this

[@Colossal_Dick_Fossil]

That’s why there’s suicide prevention workers at every female comedy show

[@abox6989]

@@Colossal_Dick_Fossil Well shit, you're gonna have to send one my way after making me read this. Get better material.

[@manamana7873]

My parents made a joke so bad that the joke tried to kill itself.

[@derekderek2570]

Dude stabs an outlet and goes into cardiac arrest House: “interesting”

[@firen0136]

This is a certified house moment

[@dazeen9591]

iCarly moment

[@edwardness7497]

"I didn't do it"

[@MistDragoon-ge3qd]

Is it bad I love this doctor's crazy mind

[@Psyhohm]

Dmt release

[@Z3R0xL1F3]

To add a bit more info, the guy ended up dying, and House did the same thing to try to see whatever he saw. He didn't see anything and almost killed himself just to prove a point -- as House does.

[@rodjacksonx]

Thank you; I was wondering how this ended.

[@MEGASTRIX]

Such a house thing to do.

[@GeezerVR]

Imagine nearly killing yourself out of interest😂

[@GerhardTreibheit]

​@@GeezerVR FOR SCIENCE

[@DroppedMyController]

House should have been more thorough XD. If he was really interested he should looked into other people who had near-death experiences.

[@deusexaethera]

"I was technically dead for 97 seconds. It was the best 97 seconds of my life." That's seriously depressing.

[@polinafurmanova6855]

Once I had migraine and while trying to find relief I accidentally strangled my brain (please do not hold on something like a pull-up bar while totally relaxing your neck and shoulders, letting your head fall back!!! IT IS DANGEROUS YOU CAN DIE) because I accidentally closed the main arteria that gives oxygen to the brain and then I fell, hitting my head with every single stair of the wall bars. The room was dark and my parents were watching a movie in the other room, so one one found me. I've been unconscious for about 10 minutes, although it felt like infinity and a short moment at the same time. I felt... So good. I didn't feel any pain. No discomfort. No desires. No thoughts. No sounds nor any other feelings. It was like being underwater when it's 36.6 degrees. You feel like you're in space, but gently wrapped in a big cocoon. It was so good. Total darkness. It was the best time of my life. Then the thoughts, sounds and pain started appearing like some annoying white noise and then I slowly faded back in the reality. Reality full of pain, emotions, thoughts. I hated it. Less than a year later I tried to off myself, but now, knowing how peaceful and nice non-existence is, it would be very selfish to k!ll myself and make my family and friends suffer, while I'm in heaven. So that day I stepped back and a giant truck didn't run over me. It's so weird. Thinking about that, what if I wasn't unconscious, but I was DEAD those several minutes? What if my soul was almost reincarnated, I was in a womb, but then, when I woke up, someone had a sudden abortion?...

[@bellevicious2862]

It’s so real though. I ODed once and it was just black. Then I slowly started fading back to consciousness to the room spinning really fast and my head pounding, it was awful. I missed being sort of dead. 😂

[@owenleal]

​@@polinafurmanova6855 so you crucified yourself via pull up bar and that gave you an existential crisis?

[@polinafurmanova6855]

@@owenleal no, I strangled myself with a pull up bar, I realized how cool is to be dead and after I've been depressed for two years because of many different shit not related to what happened I decided to kms because I knew not existing is cool. But I'm alive now, only because my feelings of guilt and duty are much stronger than my sense of self-preservation lol

[@Eyrenni]

@@polinafurmanova6855 I know what you mean by the guilt and duty overriding self-preservation (burnout on my end due to the pandemic). We have the physical, conscious and subconscious parts of us, or rather the physical, the logical/rational and emotional. The emotional is what usually holds us hostage in such a situation, regardless what we feel would be best or ideal for our current situation.

[@jayluksha6809]

"I didn't do it" classic House 😂

[@greymane_gaming3435]

the problem is when he said that... he normally HAD done it. lol

[@joshuarobinson6011]

@@greymane_gaming3435which is why he had to specify that this one wasn’t him 😂

[@Nizamm1]

Maybe the nurse gave the look "wtf this time"

[@AryanArnoBreker]

Shouldnt he not be electrecuted because the handle is plastic which cant conduct electricity?

[@Cyronez]

@@AryanArnoBreker Most of those knives have the plastic layer on the outside for looks or whatnot, not entirely sure on that, but are usually connected to a metal frame and hinge for the knife to rotate on, so there could've been some exposed metal on the handle

[@Lamaschida1423]

"No, that's right. You were just trying to kill a wall" Lmao 😭

[@PsychSoldier756]

That wall knows what it did

[@BKsunstar]

You can't beat the Wall!!

[@cassettetape7643]

​@@BKsunstar The Kool-Aid man can...!

[@MegawackyMax]

So, a normal D&D session, then.

[@mifigor1935]

Can't be a dnd session. A real player would have used a fireball ​@@MegawackyMax

[@user-sb1ho7ro5z]

Dude was so mad abt that insult that he just immediately ended it

[@nuclearstuff9442]

Get this comment to the top

[@AryanArnoBreker]

Shouldnt he not be electrecuted because the handle is plastic which cant conduct electricity?

[@nefariousarcher2484]

Enough current can overwhelm an insulator.

[@joshpark5200]

holy shit he just explained something i couldn’t explain in years. when i was five or six I nearly drowned, but the moments before I came out of the water was the most peaceful moment of my life. the moment after was def one of the most painful. I thought i was crazy for “enjoying drowning”

[@toosiyabrandt8676]

Hi Same thing happened to me when I was pushed into the deep end of a swimming pool at the age of nine! Sank to the bottom on my back just staring at the sun straight overhead just feeling wonderful AND THEN THE BOOMING VOICE OF AN ANGEL YELLING ‘GET OUT!’ Which sent me scuttling to the surface dog paddling like mad!( I couldn’t swim)

[@xanderwusky3001]

I think it’s because certain chemicals get released in the brain. You’re pretty much on drugs the moments before you die. Your body is pretty crazy, pain is only a thing that developed to protect the body. Fear just to save you from scary situations. But at some point your body “knows” there is no point anymore and it will just make you happy instead. That’s I believe how it works. Ofcourse your body isn’t necessarily right, luckily you made it out. I think it’s some pretty strong effect, sometimes it makes people see stuff too I believe. That’s also where I think religion likely comes from. Someone or multiple people having similar effects but no explanation. Therefore contributing their survival to a god.

[@dianastevens7504]

There are some really good NDE (Near Death Experience) videos all over KZbin I’ve enjoyed watching here and there. You might find a lot of comfort in them too. ❤

[@DimT670]

Well yea obviously. If your brain thinks you're dead, it stops feeling pain and essentially gives up. The moment it realises it's not it ramps everything up to 11 because now there's a chance

[@andraszodon]

I have to know, are you horny for fishwomen, drowning, or breathplay? 🤔

[@jaydenkoopmans4425]

I like how bro waited for the doctor to come in the room just to traumatize them

[@sasa-lq6wi]

He waited because he didn'twant to die completely. When doctor was there his chances of coming back were far better.

[@steelman6403]

@@sasa-lq6wiso he is addicted to nearly dying

[@christophercardoza2872]

@@steelman6403The brain sometimes sends some chemicals that fill a person with great pleasure or happiness while shutting down or dying so in the slim chance they get saved; the individual may miss that feeling of complete release from any pressure.

[@Laws2]

@@christophercardoza2872Ah yes DMT, the extremely powerful hallucinogen that apparently feels like mushrooms and heroin. its pretty much only produced in your body before you die.

[@katherinkeegan8601]

​@@christophercardoza2872I believe there is a sexual practice that is similar. A person tries to hang themselves to get an orgasm? Not sure of the particulars. Obviously like this guy, they had an experience and are trying to relive it and survive. Unfortunately with the hanging, it has a higher mortality rate than orgasm rate. I think the condition is called eroticafixation, but I could be wrong.

[@AceTriggerz]

for someone who is usually so confident, seeing his surprised face when he saw the knife initially was top notch acting

[@dodowhisperer2114]

He still remembers the other time where he got shot

[@mip4422]

It doesn’t take a lot of acting skills to open your mouth, stare at a blade, and back up

[@bastifi2815]

I like to Imagine the actor was Not told about the knife

[@w花b]

​@@mip4422It doesn't take a lot of effort to type the stupidest comments you can find on KZbin.

[@mip4422]

@@w花b exactly! But good job, bud. Keep them going!

[@GMSryBut]

The only thing that's worse than never experiencing a positive thing is to never experience it AGAIN. Losing something you love damages you more than never having it in the first place.

[@polinafurmanova6855]

Once I had migraine and while trying to find relief I accidentally strangled my brain (please do not hold on something like a pull-up bar while totally relaxing your neck and shoulders, letting your head fall back!!! IT IS DANGEROUS YOU CAN DIE) because I accidentally closed the main arteria that gives oxygen to the brain and then I fell, hitting my head with every single stair of the wall bars. The room was dark and my parents were watching a movie in the other room, so one one found me. I've been unconscious for about 10 minutes, although it felt like infinity and a short moment at the same time. I felt... So good. I didn't feel any pain. No discomfort. No desires. No thoughts. No sounds nor any other feelings. It was like being underwater when it's 36.6 degrees. You feel like you're in space, but gently wrapped in a big cocoon. It was so good. Total darkness. It was the best time of my life. Then the thoughts, sounds and pain started appearing like some annoying white noise and then I slowly faded back in the reality. Reality full of pain, emotions, thoughts. I hated it. Less than a year later I tried to off myself, but now, knowing how peaceful and nice non-existence is, it would be very selfish to k!ll myself and make my family and friends suffer, while I'm in heaven. So that day I stepped back and a giant truck didn't run over me. It's so weird. Thinking about that, what if I wasn't unconscious, but I was DEAD those several minutes? What if my soul was almost reincarnated, I was in a womb, but then, when I woke up, someone had a sudden abortion?...

[@AverageWagie]

Not the same thing but the best orgasms I've ever had happened in my dreams. I could feel angsty about the fact that I'll never recreate in real life the crazy stuff my brain receptors simulated while I was sleeping, but I'm just chill about it.

[@nade5557]

Ain't that beautiful? How people still love anyway. Our species is finished without love, its in our nature

[@cartersessal4551]

So according to you it's worse losing someone you love than never having loved that person at all?

[@asligar3887]

I have lost many people, animal friends, my mind at times..I haven't had a lot of good things in life but I wouldn't have it any other way. To have loved them so much, the memories, very thankful they were in my life and their energy is always with me. I believe we take that love with us 🌬💕thank you for comment, take good care 💗

[@MChief123]

I never seen House more mortified than when that guy pulled out the knife lol

[@jamesoakes4842]

There was that one time where the Jimmy from the MCU revealed his botched self-circumcision attempt.

[@Tiredturtles748]

@@jamesoakes4842bruh,I remember that and house was just looking at him like😧

[@swearimnotarobot3746]

Considering House does drugs, I imagine House would consider trying this out for the high it’ll bring.

[@eliteprimeslostson]

House actually did do it later in the episode

[@Niela-ql2ti]

@@eliteprimeslostsonwhat episode?

[@AnimeBoopz]

@@Niela-ql2tijust watch the whole series really good show

[@Swiftenn]

@@Niela-ql2tiSeason 4 episode 3

[@jacobname4310]

This whole arc was so stupid because House had already experienced what it was like to die in Three Stories!

[@RogueJyn]

Its actually kinda wild how a lot of people who were clinically dead for short periods of time said it was the most peaceful experience theyve ever had and that waking up afterwards was incredibly painful.

[@MacaqueStinx]

Defibrillators hurt.

[@JG-lm9zh]

As they say the hardest thing you can do in a day is wake up.

[@okeson9301]

Most people don’t almost die while going down a slip and slide. So waking up in extreme pain after almost dying (like head on car crash) yeah, pain should be expected.

[@clydecraft5642]

reality is painful. imagine literally being nothing, thinking nothing, essentially you are not a thing anymore. you cant even imagine, but then it happens to you and then your either revived or not

[@shadowthunder3]

My ex said that when he died in the operating room and came back that there was no bliss or peace, it was cold, empty, nothing. It was a black void and that knowledge has him filled with fear to die. He said he lost his faith from that experience.

[@unknownsoul1206]

Been there, and its indescribable. Peace, contentment, the answers to your deepest questions. After experiencing it i have no fear of death.

[@ancientgear7192]

aren't you afraid of hell?

[@isaacselvaraj9573]

​@@ancientgear7192 as someone who was gone for a while? There is no hell, though life on Earth is quite close to it. PS: There's no heaven either BTW.

[@pooppoop2767]

​@@ancientgear7192 Why would you be afraid of something that isn't real?

[@j0ellyfish]

@@ancientgear7192 we are in hell already.

[@lydiapetra1211]

​@@isaacselvaraj9573 you haven't met God? Thanks

[@Macmillerfan82-92]

That guy definitely had an electrifying personality and he's killing it talking to Dr. House.

[@Wanderer1x1x1]

"In order to confuse people around you, you must confuse yourself." - Someone

[@GredelsRage]

Im confused 😕

[@j-hackhammer6078]

Confusius

[@TryHardGamer841]

Sun Tzu

[@jjarechiga]

Confucius, obviously

[@tmbpotatoe5975]

"Truer words have never been more truer than this truth" -that guy

[@XenXenOfficial]

He doesn't want to die, he wants to feel that good again.

[@UpcycleShoesKai]

Like a dugcadfict. Chasing that initial high

[@Obsidianightwalker]

You sure you should be talking shit about dugcadficts with that spelling there, bud?

[@thorincokenshield]

You know I was under anesthesia once, I was unconscious for an hour or so, it was so blank, and I had no awareness of myself. It's all... EMPTY, VOID, BLACK, NULL, NOTHING. No feelings no thoughts no awareness. I'd argue that's what happens after death and believe me it's so calm you want to experience it again. Many people get sui*idal with these thoughts. What I learnt from my experience is that life is a box, spanning ~70-80 years and outside that box there's nothing, So you've got this precious span of 70 years(nothing compared to cosmological timeline) and in this span of time, you're entitled to the best gift this universe has given you, consciousness. And with this gift, you can either off yourself and waste it, or you can live a fulfilling happy life forming meaningful connections with other conscious beings, perceive and experience this universe, indulge yourself!

[@susysnakegirl]

​@@thorincokenshieldThere are unfortunately other options. Though never intentional, you can also live in poverty while barely keeping a family afloat, with an autistic partner you love with all your heart, who no longer has the capacity to work a job.

[@cmb6087]

@@thorincokenshield When they gave me propafol to run the camera, they told me I would "take a nap". It was like blinking. Right before they gave me the meds, my surgeon walks in with his boys and goes, "ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!" He was playing guns n roses at the same time. This man is a menace, but also a treasure.

[@ih2246]

When I died at 11, I was having hallucinations beforehand and everything melted away, I could see it melt away. The nothing was very nice, it was perfect, but I never want to feel it again. Everything else wasn’t worth it, I could feel my organs stopping and hear my blood pumping sounding like slush and when I was coming back, I could hear my mom screaming my name and feeling too much hurt more than anything, and that alone wasn’t worth it.

[@esranaili4256]

Bro hated the joke so bad that he tried to go into cardiac arrest💀

[@TEARDROP_RL]

“The best 97 seconds of my life” Weren’t you dead 💀

[@TheREALceren]

That's what i was thinking

[@senyorace]

While you're dead, you're most likely to live your best time. Search about euphoria after death.

[@MfnamedSamuel]

Bro thinks he saw Jesus while his doc. Sins was helping the nurse work her ass off to save him 💀

[@akiraic]

that's what she said 😢

[@user-my5um6iz5u]

@@senyoraceno people explained it as peaceful like true peace no pain or weight to slow you down so when such people came back to life they struggled to cope with living because they know lol unlife is better

[@GhStRdR2k]

In case anyone is tired of scrolling looking for the Episode its... Season 4 Episode 3 - "97 Seconds"

[@donnasmigel3183]

😊 THANK YOU 🙏🏻

[@jessicahoward9046]

Thanks 😊

[@eloisbored_asf8903]

THANK YOUUUU

[@debbiepreciado1956]

THANK YOU

[@developerbayman2522]

your the best!

[@christianterrill3503]

As a ex heroin addict I relate to the "being dead" feeling being bliss. I treated my addiction like a experiment, I weighted my doses, recystalized the heroin my selfs from black tar and found the limits of my own body. Never over dosed once but came close many times. I've also brought people back with naloxone, I have always had the report of their experience dying from opioid overdose and being brought back. It seems like the ultimate high but at the cost of ur life.

[@Cookie-ri9pz]

I died and I have to admit it was pretty awesome. You become euphoric right before death and thats quite pleasant. I'm no longer afraid of death.

[@lucariothegodboi]

"I wasn't trying to off myself" One minute later "The best 97 seconds of my life were when I was dead" Edit: THIS IS A JOKE FFS STOP TRYING TO CORRECT ME!

[@randomationstudios24x68]

Technically speaking he doesn’t want to die forever, just got 97 more seconds

[@lexonlexcrime]

​@@randomationstudios24x68so? he still contradicted himself as he never said "I didn't want to stay dead" he said "i didn't want to off myself" so the word forever holds no levity. your comment doesn't make sense.

[@sofianeelouarzazi3961]

@@lexonlexcrimebro chill out he's just saying maybe the guy wants to experience it again no need to be so passive agressive this isn't reddit

[@OvertGrain]

​@@lexonlexcrimeThere's probably more explanation as to him not wanting to die in the full episode, i doubt hes straight up suicidal.

[@caringnickel2403]

​@@lexonlexcrime found the redditor

[@HygrogenPeroxide]

As someone who went into shock from losing a lot of blood too quickly, I can confirm that the feeling is SO euphoric and peaceful. My mind was still “alive” but I could feel nothing, hear nothing, taste, smell nothing, remember nothing about who I was or where. It was pure calm and tranquility. When I finally came to consciousness, I just wanted to go back and as senses came to one by one, it was so overwhelming. EDIT: I was donating blood and the tech took it WAY too quickly. No drugs were involved.

[@chanai8362]

Interesting..

[@strf90105]

Maybe there's a drug for this

[@DAREisstupid]

​@kitsunehouse3504 A drug that does this is called DMT and is one of the hormones? Your body releases whenever you're nearly dead.

[@philliph8991]

Same...but she stopped sucking my blood.

[@DoktrDub]

You basically went into a deep sleep, maybe with a mix of ecstasy if it were so easy.

[@taylordenton9886]

I knew a girl like this except she was on drugs and had over dosed several times i actually witnessed her at work one time going through and overdose but at the time i really didnt know i thought she was just sick from the drugs but she was actively going through an overdose thankfully others recognized the signs and got her help but when you asked her why she kept using to the point of almost dying she pretty much said it was like the greatest high she had ever experienced and so she was just continuously chasing the high. I'll never understand getting to that point she had other things going on in her life and maybe that also influenced some of her choices but i couldnt help thinking she was kind of crazy for it. If you or anyone is struggling like that please seek help i dont know if that woman is even still alive but she has family and children who i know had to witness those things and your "high" is not worth chasing at the expense of your life and those who have to witness it that care for you. I hope she got the help she needed and found something better in life and i hope anyone going through something similar also gets the help they need. You are not alone and there are people out there who want to help you and see you find the joy in living and what life can truly offer to you

[@iLovedWhatiHated]

Its because he felt true serenity. People that haven't experienced that, what its like to feel, the truest and most pure definition of serenity, will never understand how or what we mean when we say it was life changing and want to feel that again.

[@tsoul1333]

I understand how he felt, when pain is all you feel and suddenly you don't feel anything anymore. that's heavenly when having been subjected to so much pain.

[@Entr0picWh0re]

Death isn’t being there to know you are not suffering anymore or don’t feel anything you know. Death is the absence of life. Not a tv show sadly.

[@auntkit4097]

I have a lot of health issues including chronic migraines and fibromyalgia. Every great one in a while, I’ll wake up with no pain. I actually feel like something is wrong. Like I’m waiting to start feeling horrible again. Chronic pain is a b1tch.

[@Mitsoumi21]

I don't think this is it but the 252 upvotes is a little concerning.. It's actually Euphoria.. Lack of oxygen to the brain.. People who have drowned tend to experience it.

[@younggurlbeer8849]

​@@auntkit4097 I have chronic pain also so I have those mornings and I now know it's only a matter of time before the pain comes 😢

[@CHMichael]

You body might also dump all its happy pills out all at once one it thinks it will no longer need them. Should make the second time much less happy.

[@eliegonzalez4229]

Ive heard when we are dying our brain releases a substance that gives us a sensation of pure pleasure because literally it can't do anything else to save us than numb the pain. Maybe that was what he was feeling. But being House is probably another thing

[@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185]

That was pretty much what they said in the episode,if I remember right.

[@ZdenekMicke69]

When the human body experiences extreme pain or faces the prospect of dying, it can release a variety of substances that serve to alleviate pain and induce pleasurable sensations. Endorphins: Often referred to as the body’s natural painkillers, endorphins are released by the hypothalamus and pituitary gland in response to pain or stress. These peptide hormones not only relieve pain but also create a general feeling of well-being. The term “endorphins” comes from “endogenous morphine,” indicating that they are produced within the body and mimic the painkilling effects of morphine. Norepinephrine and Cortisol: These are two major stress hormones released during traumatic events. Norepinephrine acts as both a hormone and neurotransmitter and is important for attentiveness, emotions, sleeping, dreaming, and learning. Cortisol, often called the “stress hormone,” regulates a wide range of processes throughout the body, including metabolism and the immune response, and it has a very important role in helping the body respond to stress.

[@rjhick1]

Its called DMT

[@ShatterIsMyName]

@@rjhick1you get it from special frogs too

[@kelleyspartiatis4776]

Yes, DMT. We release it twice in large amounts when we are born and when we die. We can use DMT (smoke it or make a tea) to get the feeling without dying and I can confirm that the feeling is real. It isn't just euphoria though. It is a profound experience. I saw the universe.

[@aliennoodle4844]

Honestly, the most enlightening and pleasuring moment of my life was almost dying

[@HighHolyOne]

I know someone who did this. Had an NDE that was so beautiful, he tried to do it again.

[@okanda4041]

"You were just trying to kill a wall" was funny af😂

[@xxsunflxwerxx1107]

Glad I’m not the only one who though so 😂

[@blackjack8984]

it was halirous

[@user-nq2jk8ql4k]

It wasn’t.

[@dominictaylor3239]

You know, ever since I died and got brought back, I haven’t wanted to die. It was peaceful but terrifying. The single most terrifying moments of my life was dying and waking up again and taking what felt like my first breath. To feel my organs shutting down as my body ceased to function and knowing I’m going to die had to have been the worst thing I’ve ever experienced. I think that’s why I never contemplated doing anything self harmful and probably why I had a new appreciation for hamlet when he said to be or not to be, and how dying may be worse than living in pain.

[@AdemonGamer09]

You don't have to tell me if you don't want to but I'm just curious, what event caused you to die

[@dominictaylor3239]

@@AdemonGamer09 An extremely rare case where my heart had stopped while sleeping

[@AdemonGamer09]

@@dominictaylor3239 wow, must've been terrifying. Again sorry for asking

[@mrmidnight32]

As someone who’s also been half dead once before. I can attest, it was literally the most calm, relaxed and stress free I’ve ever been in my life. Going out I remember telling the medic urging for me to stay with them and not go to sleep I was assuring him I just wanted to take a quick nap, I’ll be back just let me sleep. I remember saying “I’m fine man, just let me sleep. I just want to sleep”. Full relaxation then waking up exhausted beyond measure with the IED leads on my chest. Apparently my heart rate dropped lower than most of them have seen from someone who didn’t completely die. I think 20 - 25 BPM for about 10 minutes. They said if I hadn’t woken up when I did they already had the IED machine ready to go off 😅 This legit fucked with me for the next few years. I didn’t fear death anymore, but really hated that would probably be the last time I was truly not stressed or worried. Such a tease to know that level of calm.

[@lockhd_mrtn]

Did someone say IED?

[@nonope4072]

Ive been dead thrice. The last time, before i was resuscitated, I experienced what felt like absolute bliss and comfort. Then I felt as if I was being ripped from the womb. Woke up pissed and sore.

[@toecuttre]

Everybody always talks about near death experiences coming back all enlightened with a new zest for life. Nobody ever talks about some of these folks coming back & suffering from extreme depression, so desperate to go back "home" they'll do anything to get there. Torn from Heaven's embrace.

[@moniquefleming3738]

Short of it. I drowned twice. At 9 and 23. Went to the thrown of God. The peace and love that shot thru me is like nothing you will ever experience in life. When they brought me back I was pissed. Truly pissed. For years I was angry until I realized later in life God gave me a gift of knowing what the other side was like, and I found my peace on earth. You're right. People never talk about those who come back angry because they didn't want to come back. Lol

[@ewdaddy7030]

You know, just because you're ignorant to the instances doesn't mean they don't exist. Do some research before spreading lies, worthless.

[@ellioteden5602]

God isn't real lmao. Grow up

[@toecuttre]

@@moniquefleming3738 thank you for sharing! I'm glad you were able to find a balance during your time back.

[@toecuttre]

@@ellioteden5602 you took time just to post that? You're obviously a person of resound virtue & high morals.

[@derekderek2570]

“Crazy Mcloonybin… that guy never had a chance” 🤣

[@hettigehashan-oe1qh]

He saying truth once I had the chance feeling is amazing,there is no drug in world to get that feel it’s only dead but I love that I wake up from dead and living happily to someday get that feel again but not necessarily.

[@taylorritter9461]

He played this role so well !

[@DaniBlue787]

Had a accidental bad injury to my arm, lost alot of blood and was in a haze just a little shy of passing out from blood loss, that feeling during that moment for however long it lasted was the best most peaceful feeling I've ever felt. In no way worth it and never tried anything to replicate it or chase it, but definitely understand this moment he's talking about here.

[@azariah_kyras]

It's not called eternal rest for nothing

[@MorganMakesThings]

You can get that rush from NO2...

[@mrs.naumankhan2407]

Maybe that's what they are trying to achieve by meditation.

[@Sal_ma]

I swear there is something about bleeding giving people a weird enjoyment

[@persona3rulez]

Passing out and clinical death are very different types of bliss. Though I haven't experienced the second one.

[@mememakr3000]

"The best 97 seconds of my life" "Buuut that's when you weren't alive..."

[@fatheroffab]

Usually means his life is full of pain. Physical and mentally.

[@TheSkinniest808]

When you let TV think for you, you become whatever TV wants you to be.

[@phatheffer3439]

I've been clinically dead 3 times and i can say with conviction that there is absolutely nothing waiting for us on the other side. It's exactly the same as before we were born - absolutely nothing.

[@cisienx9764]

My heart beat stopped once for a few seconds because I tried something and I am on the same page as this guy. Most relaxing time of my life no worries no emotional baggage.

[@yolandaf1122]

Were you sneezing?😂😂

[@hammertoe00]

Had helped an old neighbor move. She says she died on the hospital bed for a about ten minutes and when she came back to she said it felt like the best sleep she ever had in her life.

[@cisienx9764]

@@yolandaf1122 I attempted Sucide by injecting 20 cc of lignocaine

[@dominickbenincasa5043]

My experience was a bit like an extreme acid /DMT trip. I felt like I was able to experience the universe in its pure energy form. Before being thrown outside of my body and then into an infinite void where nothing exists. It felt like the literal universe, in all of its forms… time, space, up, down, left, right, good, and bad. All ceased to exist. And it was the most peaceful moment of my entire life

[@cisienx9764]

@@yolandaf1122 No. I attempted Sucide

[@YourFavTessa]

I can tell you, as someone who has been declared dead before and resuscitated, that it is NOT the best 97 seconds of your life. It's horrible and feels awful, you don't just quietly go into the sweet embrace of death and nothing. All that stress and anguish you're just offloading goes straight into the grief back for First Responders, EMTs, trauma techs. Who have to manage and handle your body after. Don't do it. I promise you, it's not worth it. You have SO much more to live for, even if you don't see it right now.

[@memehivefive9852]

It seems that many people in the comments have different experiences. I've never died before, yet, so I don't truly know what it feels like, but others have described it as euphoria, some have described it as nothing, and then others as complete pain.

[@HippieInHeart]

I mean, I've come up with quite an elaborate plan. It'd be like a whole setup of things, would need a lot of places and I'd probably have to buy some machinery to do stuff automated (can't really do anything by myself if I'm already dead). But if everything works out well, it should reduce the trauma and disgustingness that other similar situations have. Like, you know, if it's just bones, they're far less disgusting and bothersome to clean up and probably also a lot easier to look at. I mean, I'm not even fully finished with completely planning the whole thing out but I'm pretty confident that it'd work out well and make the whole ordeal one of the least unpleasant experiences that police and medics can have in such circumstances.

[@persona3rulez]

​@@HippieInHeartyeah, well, it doesn't work like that.

[@sneedfeed3179]

I’ve been suicidal most of my adult life and I remember jumping with a parachute from about 3 miles (with my instructor behind me obviously) and the second we jumped out of the plane I just closed my eyes and felt I was dead. Never felt so much at peace ever again.

[@pamelaj.betz-baron2420]

((HUGS)) You matter.

[@lockhd_mrtn]

If you commit suicide, you're gay as hell. (no fr, don't do it. we

[@joegasparro934]

My Aunt told me her story of drowning and being brought back to life from a lifeguard, she also felt at ease, calm, waiting for the next beginning. Gaining her consciousness she slapped him and wanted to go back knowing she was dying..... Crazy shit

[@mrjuice1236]

When you're dying, your brain releases DMT. I don't think he's suicidal, he just needs to start smoking DMT.

[@Joker9331]

Pineal gland is interesting. Evolutionary traits in species develop in order to help them *live. But pineal gland is only organ that helps with death.

[@mrjuice1236]

@Joker9331 Woah. Never thought about that before. The only thing I can think of is maybe they used DMT for life or death situations before adrenaline had evolved.

[@Doinksinamish820]

There is no definitive proof that we release dmt when we die it’s just a theory, but it does make sense

[@barndo3141]

​@@mrjuice1236I believe the near-death functions of DMT are more of a side effect. A metaphysical analog to your pants smelling like dookie, if you will.

[@mrjuice1236]

@@barndo3141 Yeah, but we're talking about why it's in there to begin with

[@caseykudlicki3837]

I was in severe crash two years ago my abs completely failed me nobody else involved. I was lucid the whole time and got to the hospital in a ambulance they rushed me there lights and sirens like something out of chicago PD or something got to the hospital and said im in severe fucking pain they doped me with fentanyl and morphine i was laying in bed with my concussion bruised ribs and back my whole body was bruised af i was lucky to be alive honestly since i was laying round still my body adrenaline went down to nothing and went into shock i remember my heart stopped for a good half minute or so everything went black i saw my dead grandfather and my dead cousin in my room coming to get me and they shooked me so hard my heart started again those seconds felt like several minutes ever since then i can't sleep all i see is flashbacks from that day july 8 2022 i was dead and came back will be 3 years this year

[@That.Lady.withtheYarn]

PTSD is no joke. I’m sorry that you went through that

[@caseykudlicki3837]

@@That.Lady.withtheYarn thanks people don't just understand

[@spytron7807]

sentence 1: 16 words. not bad sentence 2: 170 words

[@lockhd_mrtn]

Damn. You're gonna have some serious dad lore.

[@kathrynwaters7705]

And yes, going home to our father is awesome. But we are supposed to stay here and learn and love until he brings us home!

[@henryzamora9879]

the hard part is coming back to life and realizing that we are all slowly rotting away and dying very tiredly and alone,but somehow we still have to thug it out and keep pushing forward whether we like it or not

[@knelljasminez1555]

He got addictive to the feeling of dying and getting revived.

[@patchet315]

"It was the best 97 seconds of my life" Erm... you were dead my guy

[@shacktime]

It takes longer for the brain to die. And once that happens you’re not coming back.

[@Dr_Doctor_Lee]

so you havent experienced "life" yet i guess?

[@jerelly9469]

@@Dr_Doctor_LeeI think he was saying how it is impossible to have the best moments of your life whilst dead, because you’re not alive so there is no life to enjoy

[@Dr_Doctor_Lee]

@@jerelly9469 ah

[@MystiqueOfWonder]

But did he diiiiiiiie?!! LoL

[@heathercarter9741]

My little girl died in 2022. I was having a procedure done in 2023 and during the time I crashed, I swear I saw her. When I woke up I was crying to go back to see her. My nurse cried with me. I can vividly remember it being such a blissful moment.

[@davidendsley2391]

Most people that have seen the other side don’t want to come back but it’s not their time. Some stay mad, others don’t remember and then some tell everyone that will listen how beautiful it is and how everyone gets to go there. Animals are there all your friends and relatives that left before. Our time here is so short and seconds there are like days

[@doublea125]

I feel that. Had my first and only seizure a while back. Felt like it was only 30 seconds. When I came to I got told it was 8 minutes. Those lost 8 minutes were very peaceful. A disconnect from the stressors of life and living.

[@cmb6087]

I've had double digits, and it never stops feeling like you "shut off". It's not like dying, it is just...over.

[@brettsmith1826]

He shoved his knife in the wrong side of the receptacle

[@gamecrazi]

Didn't he put it in the hot?

[@HerculesRockefellerESQ]

I was just coming to comment the same thing. That's the neutral side.

[@howardsuccop9295]

The video is flipped (the reversed "Directed by" credit near the start of the video indicates this), so he did put the knife into the "hot" side

[@jud6651]

The smaller slot is always the hot. But even if he did, it wouldnt have done anything. You need a ground path to get shocked, and I assume he's wearing shoes. At most, there would have been a loud pop and maybe a flash, then the breaker would trip and he'd be standing there awkwardly having stabbed a wall with no real effect except a ruined knife.

[@beardedcanadian2844]

​@@jud6651You can still get a shock even if you're wearing shoes. I've been shocked while wearing work boots numerous times. The ones I wear have the electrical rating on them

[@robertbrainard5651]

i was dead once for 2 minutes and it SUCKED. I got to experience my past present and future and i hated my past. My mother was rarely around and after my half sister was born, my dad was a complete douche to me. Now if people say oh that's not death, my life is going according to my vision and i have tried everything to avoid it.

[@gabortolnai984]

8 years ago, when i was youg, i had a serious stroke. That was the best experience of my life. Peace and joy and love. Love, love and love. Since i do not afraid of death anymore. Believe me, this is a the biggest gift.

[@DeadlyTinyOrc]

Fine, I'll rewatch all of House

[@Alex-lz3xy]

What episode is this

[@AntoniyoGreenwood]

​@@Alex-lz3xy 4x3 (season 4 episode 3 - 97 seconds)

[@AntoniyoGreenwood]

The entire series lol... for like the 4th time

[@halakon666]

Guys he really isn’t suicidal… he wasn’t trying to off him self, he was trying to off him self… kinky.

[@alecLogan]

Feel like there’s safer ways to simulate near death. And cheaper, so much cheaper.

[@aggelospos239]

First time I've seen house show some sort of emotion.

[@noegojimmy]

I had the similar experience, but never went poking electrical sockets afterwards... I was in an awful car accident as a co-driver. When car obviously went out of control it all proceeded in a very slow motion. The first thoght was that that was it, my last moments. The tranquillity was unparalleled, the peace, no fear... It was beautiful. The senses were enhanced beyond capabilities of any drug. The twisting of metal was so slow, I could notice every little detail, the sound, the smell... I differentiated mechanical smells and something goofy. I had ages to consider what is that funny smell, later to realise that was the driver pissing himself, after hitting his head pretty badly. I wore seat belt and he didn't. We survived without any major injuries. The ER medic told us that we beat impossible odds. That wearing seat belts or not, at these kind of ceashes they just arrive to pick up the dead....

[@Randomhandle630]

The first patient who "shocked" Dr House😂

[@MLSHADOWZV7]

House : "Have you ever try sleep?"

[@bryanberzerk6913]

Tried

[@VitaNocturno]

As someone who has had a near-death experience, the dude ain't lying. The overwhelming sense of *peace* is strong enough to hook anyone who's had even a bit of difficulty in their life. You don't *want* to go back because that means going back to the pain.

[@nateallen7577]

As someone who’s felt that peace, once you come back, life never feels the same.

[@dajw7540]

I think he gave House an idea. That’s why House said “interesting”.

[@Dylandomain_10]

“I didnt do it” got me rolling😂😂

[@puddlesgachayt3189]

I love House he's fuckin funny

[@caseyj779]

Sadly I know that feeling. I was not clinically dead. I had just lost enough blood that the doctors and nurses who cared for me said they were amazed I lived. They told me in the er that I had lost so much blood they couldn’t get a line in and that if they didn’t I would die. There was enough blood in the suction that I shouldn’t have lived. I was not worried about them getting the line in to get me into surgery. In fact I felt no pain at all. It was the most peaceful feeling of everything being right in the world and nothing hurting physically or spiritually or mentally. Everything was perfect and I was floating wrapped up in a warm blanket is how I felt. I get it. I believe God left me here because I still have something he intends me to do in this world. Until the day I get to feel that peace again I just try to do better then I did before that happened because I know I have a purpose. He will take me when it is my time.

[@Josephamac]

No paramedic is counting the amount of seconds you were in arrest lol

[@brainloading5543]

Bro experienced true level like Morty

[@AngelaSmith_1970]

I’ve been there, it’s painful to be here, but I’m not going to leave my family behind, even though I know that’s not realistic and I’m never going to harm my family 🥰 I’m just saying as mind blowing contentedness of the other side doesn’t hold a candle to the love and joy I get from my family and I love the sensation of breathing 😮‍💨 🤗🥰

[@sTarziiz]

love how the nurses don't even glance at house, like "yep, lets get this over with DR. noun name.."

[@megangroah4822]

“Kill the wall” is a sentence I never thought I’d hear

[@LordValorum]

Nah for Dr. House that wasn't a surprise, it was a minor inconvenience

[@Fnino42069]

"You were just trying to kill a wall" 💀

[@shadowkingleo7776]

addicted to the feeling of being dead, I understand why House said interesting

[@OwlEmperor]

Best 97 seconds of his afterlife😂😂😂

[@PaperRaines]

Most people walking around are living brutal lives of quiet desperation, and they would do ANYTHING to feel something..... and we just refuse to talk about that..........

[@styxx5613]

No we would do anything to feel nothing. That's the point of what the guy in the video did. At least in the context we can take from this small clip. He did it to feel nothing. No happiness, no depression,anger,love, loneliness, we would feel nothing.

[@auntkit4097]

This is why mental health is soo important. Please reach out if you are feeling this way. Call 988 if you are feeling suicidal. You honestly matter!!!

[@PaperRaines]

@@styxx5613 not arguing with you, but we're differing partially on semantics and on differences with little productive distinction. The point is they're living lives that they're not opposed to throwing away for that chance

[@cnd422]

The worst thing House could do is assume that he would go to the same place as the patient if he died. There are other places to go, too 😂

[@no-damn-alias]

That's why GFCI are so important

[@Dokattak]

Met a coworker who had been dead for a couple of minutes. Caffeine overdose, then was revived a little while later. He described it as euphoric, the best sleep he’d ever had.

[@igt9290]

you can't say the best 97 seconds of your life since you technically dead.

[@annabelladebonnay8320]

You can because you experienced them seconds,forget' technically' that's meaningless. .

[@JadenYukiBruceLee]

Everyone that dies and comes back says its the best because of no pain and peacefulness id rather still be alive

[@BenDanen]

Had an encounter not this severe. I understand what he’s talking about. It was one if not the clearest and most peaceful I’ve ever felt.

[@Bartender22]

Bro got the taste test

[@barneymcglade9140]

Wouldn't it be great if the person posting these , often intriguing, shorts, provide the source including series and episode numbers. Please

[@nitayber]

S4E3 :)

[@jeffrey5961]

@@nitayber Thank you

[@musicvideos445]

He saw angels

[@lockhd_mrtn]

"As a professional dead guy, I can confirm this is true." -F22, professional dead guy

[@kepanonero7264]

That 'InTeReStInG 🗿🧐 Got me dead 😂

[@benlefebvre6012]

Guys pulls a knife and he just stands there and says “woah” like that would’ve stopped him if he were trying to stab him

[@holty1314]

Patient: I’m not suicidal I want the sweet embrace of death House: That’s the same thing Einstein

[@wendyberger4926]

97 seconds free from ego and control.

[@mrjohnson8747]

This Guy just needs some DMT

[@jsnug42]

Everyone does. Once you communicate with the machine elves, everything else falls away..

[@bennett420316]

Is it really that life altering

[@Brandon12375]

⁠​⁠@@bennett420316 No, it’s pretty much just shrooms on roids. Mainly used by “spiritual” druggies trying to “open their mind” when in reality they just had a slightly better trip than other psychedelics. Don’t let these crackheads convince you to try it. It’s not worth it.

[@rainbowtroutin]

@@bennett420316 very much so. Don't do it if you aren't ready.

[@johnsteel5347]

He's already addicted to the experience. DMT is probably not a good idea. Pretty sure using it too much will diminish your actual death experience.

[@coconut906]

The best 97 seconds of your life wasn't even life bro!

[@phantomsights4533]

At the end of the episode (if I can remember correctly) House offs himself for a few seconds, the patient (who believes the afterlife exists) dies for real and House tells him “I’m sorry”, basically saying “there’s nothing there” Dark episode with honestly an ending they genuinely scared me to hear

[@ryandavis7593]

The only issue here is that the dude stabbed the wrong hole in the outlet and was not making a circuit in any way. As a locomotive electrician you notice these things. Also 110v isn’t instant death. It really takes some time for it actually kill you.