The Five Night's at Freddy's Game You Haven't Played

[@notvixios]

2024 Pyrocynical would've made this game a 15 hour long retrospective

[@brinegar]

make a geometry dash video i see you in the comment sections of GD vids

[@1saidou]

2014 Pyro would just bully kids.

[@jaydenkirkland8848]

@@brinegarcongregation jumpscare

[@zovrol92211]

2024 notvixios would repost the same shitty "Minecraft moments"

[@rhemie2114]

Fell off

[@ArnoldsKtm]

Where's the missing 7 hours of the video?

[@Tyler_18_]

It’s all in le head

[@samherken]

Character growth...

[@davidbolisoi1397]

its cause now WE are the on in le head

[@TristanBakon]

patreon

[@dustinthedean7661]

It's wild to see the absolute difference between this channel and the slop channel. Like a respected older brother and his methed out younger brother

[@Jimmy-xe5jd]

People do not respect this channel, half the comments are “le slop” “le inflation”

[@Void_Inc-0x]

I thought you're actually zero

[@Conmonkeywookie]

Which one is which?

[@Skerp129]

Sir this is a high school grade video essay about a video game

[@littelcreatchure506]

What is the slop channel???

[@Thomasish]

original title: The five night's at Freddy's game you haven't played

[@laniakeasupercluster4848]

knew i wasn't going crazy lol

[@ghastlybespoke9541]

those who nose

[@CK-hc5oh]

Bro still have to change the title for the 40th time its crazy💀

[@brigadeskate433]

Ah yes, I remember that like it was yesterday…

[@tentinquarantino876]

It's pathetic at this point...

[@X-SPONGED]

19:32 "Much like Fear and Hunger and yes, that video is coming out" **LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER**

[@fryedtoads3081]

Finally a pyro video that is not 6 years long about brain issues

[@charliejones4325]

nah, the Rodland of Pipes was all in le head

[@ProjectKagura]

you mean pigslop on the live channel

[@cd-ramos]

30 minute video about brain issues

[@Redd7206]

All in le head

[@sendronebricks]

Those are his best works tf you mean

[@TheBruheak]

A Series of Tubes when Rodland of Pipes walks in

[@planescaped]

The pipes will always win.

[@YouGoBoomYoget]

All hail pipes and Homer

[@cessactdm]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Apoly0n]

most original pyrocynical comment

[@soulfly0719]

I love your long essays, but its honestly refreshing to get some "shorter" videos from you in a shorter time frame

[@mantraki]

Good, now be a good piggie and donate him in argentinian pesos

[@glacier8678]

@@mantraki1 trillon zimbabwe dollars*

[@chrishall8765]

​@@glacier8678 so what, like 40 cents?

[@CrackCECKer]

he yaps way too much in the long videos. I like long videos as a whole but he's not that good at it honestly

[@soulfly0719]

@@CrackCECKer yeah you're probably right but I'm curious if his Fear and hunger video will be any good because I liked Supereyepatchwolfes video on it and I hope he has some more things to say about that game

[@highjinxxed116]

This video is awesome I think. Absolutely love your long form content but this really feels like the best of both worlds. Interesting video topic without having to wait fifteen billion years for the video. Not that I wouldn't be willing to wait for a cool video until I die or whatever but this is also nice. Ummm anyways nice comment over. Bald!!!!!!!

[@MrSignmeout]

music at 0:17 is Foregone Destruction from Unreal Tournament btw

[@napquin2224]

Music at 3:27 is sewage plant theme from Spiderman PS1

[@Rinzler3757]

Ears perked up as soon as i heard it

[@oweeb5909]

Guess what else perked up​@@Rinzler3757

[@Brandon-yk8qz]

music at 22:59 is Guardhouse I from Resident Evil Remake

[@bingusenjoyer197]

Pyro with a main channel video under 1 hour? Impossible

[@KefiriuksLTU]

Thank God. Darkwood was a slog to get through

[@josiahjames1051]

My exact reaction

[@maaaaaaaaaamamamama]

this is a moment of history

[@jovunmahal6798]

last one was 2 years ego lmao

[@vibesmagma8451]

@@KefiriuksLTUrage bait use to work

[@draic890]

1:08 Hmmm.... Tubes.... In a series.... You might even call it... A series of tubes.

[@thomaszen3622]

AGHHHHH

[@Beard789]

"How can i remove a cilinder"

[@kayagorzan]

A series of chubes innit bruv

[@aleks_jones]

the internet IS NOT A BIG TRUCK....

[@Soup0574]

Say that again

[@fish914]

my favorite part of five night freddy is when you leave the office and go into the sewage system. very memorable.

[@shadid516]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Dhampire1976]

Basically sister location

[@RiverSomethingOrOther]

25:13 literally what Tank Controls means, you can’t strafe, you can only go forwards or backwards, and turn left or right to go forward or back, not strafe

[@MisteriousMyseri]

Original title: The Five Nights and Freddy's Game You Never Heard Of

[@Queezz]

Five braps at Inflation

[@CosmicCreeper99]

Five slurs towards minors

[@Zappedj9]

Five small loans of a million dollars

[@zuprazazel4380]

Rushing to be the first i see

[@saint_bung]

What is a "brap"

[@josiahjames1051]

@@saint_bung sound a fart makes

[@Haikuss123]

Timestamps: Beginning of video: 0:00 Sponsorships: 0:01 - 28:01 Video proper: 28:02

[@supercelllover7695]

There is actually no video here, just half an hour of ads 😔

[@a_wild_desmond_appeared]

The fnaf clone situation is insane

[@bagseys]

I really like how limited your vision is, the Hud takes up 1/3 of your vison in this already claustrophobic space of the pipes. and the jumpscares are amplified by breaking out of the closed Hud to get at you. i think that what strikes me about these jumpscares, and it makes them so much spookier/cooler

[@poisonscorpio7238]

I hope whoever edited this knows the effort they put in does not go unnoticed. The editing is superb on this video!

[@tophatnottoefat]

Pyrocynical videos: 50% insightful discussion about game 50% tangentially related unfunny clips which are mostly just screaming

[@AK-sx4zp]

Call it unfunny, I call it cynical

[@Floris_VI]

@@AK-sx4zp we live in a society

[@TuriGamer]

pyronical videos are chair stream vods or narrated full lets plays everything he makes is bottom barrel what you are describing is maxor

[@nondayz593]

@@TuriGamerConsidering how much you hate Pyro, you seem to be very willing to feed into his engagement, considering you’re commenting under every single top comments

[@lotuschorus]

That's why it's funny tho

[@mintboy460]

Petscop 3 when

[@Tyhammonds06]

Bro had me searching for petscop 2 for half an hour

[@Horrible11111]

@@Tyhammonds06 how could you not find it?

[@demiroast9515]

​@@Tyhammonds06 its been out for a year right?

[@wsc.gamingchivas]

@@demiroast9515year and three months to be exact

[@daemon4778]

This meme will never die will it?

[@MazeMaker4Life]

Neat little game. Be cool if they expand on it further. The idea of the enemies, the intentional disorientation and the player needing to establish their direction themselves is a pretty smart way to establish a game that can give players a deeper sense of dread and frustration when they're lost and encounter the enemies. Also increases the tension as players gets closer to accomplishing their goals as they encounter the enemies. A true sense of punishment for making mistakes with the fear of losing genuine progress, but also doesn't treat each death as a complete failure since enough attempts will help players familiarise themselves with the map and tasks enough to make future attempts quicker due to the player's agency to track location/direction and navigate throughout the level. Something games like FNAF lack since all you have to do is figure out a formula and the game will progress regardless.

[@ChristeneKing-cx4gr]

Have you heard of Fove Nights at Worst Chicken

[@Thelostlegopiece]

Heh expand

[@CheeseYourself]

I'm very curious about the Phantom Your company is surprisingly open and honest about the other three monsters' existences and what they do, but they're strangely reserved and evasive when it comes to the Phantom If you die to any of the others, your body is given an autopsy and a clear report on what happened to you, but with the Phantom, they've redacted the monster's ID and your whole "injury description" section and replaced it with simply "hypothermia"

[@ColtonPoorman]

Original Title: The Five Nights at Freddy's Game You Haven't Played Original Thumbnail: No thumbnail changes as of 1/4/25

[@KhangAJ]

After so many mentioned in Sseth's videos, he now has finally appeared in a Pyro's video. The cycle continues.

[@ul.biggit217]

Hey hey people,

[@michaupinski6506]

Technically he was voicing a character in te cruelty squad video

[@reynanlamsen2007]

​@@michaupinski6506 He voiced in the Darkwood video as well.

[@solanumtuberosa]

The slop thickens

[@adnankhalid8457]

Finally none slop video that doesn't take half a century to make .

[@sugoi1581]

Niha

[@WetSoggyBacon]

Niha

[@averageultrakillnoob]

freddy:oh no! youve survived this night! im gonna do absolutely nothing about it! chad rodland:*writes a diss track for you"

[@hurokoxc]

i love how pyro’s humor is just perpetually stuck in a 2018 limbo state like he has dementia

[@TTEENNOO]

I'm an indie dev and I've been meaning to make a game about the terror of claustrophobia one day because the concept of being stuck in something like a cave is horrifying and this game beat me to it! I can't even be mad at how well it was done, though.

[@weirdyakuzafan]

12:27 Sure Pyro, you played Security Breach for Vanessa and not Roxy, I'm absolutely sure you did, mhm, keep telling yourself that.

[@doomguy19931]

As long as someone farts on him he's hapoy

[@cursorguy]

Flashback to 2021 “the incident”

[@robskiorkiki984]

0:54 when the gf inflates like in the drawings

[@TheDailyDingus]

Excuse me?

[@Better-Name-Pending]

Lmfaooooo

[@twxfive76]

i love that sseth and pyro are having a back and forth with references now

[@acrail]

16:41 Downpour theme blindsided me

[@kevim3602]

Antibirth mines theme was right before it lol

[@eyitsgallery]

Hearing binding of isaac music coming on threw me off

[@acrail]

@@kevim3602 started playing isaac pretty late so i missed all the pre-repentance hype and didnt get to hear mudeth bangers much lol

[@meloyellow]

i hope pyro discovers the other modded soundtracks

[@dondigao1057]

Yes! A Pyrocynical video that's in the style to the buckshot roulette and the iron lung video. Explaining the game with clean edits and memes

[@Vamilies]

3:25 Sseth jumpscare

[@Vog8o4]

It's really funny how they are mentioning each other sometimes in their videos 😮

[@BreadBots]

Hey hey people sseth here today we are kidnapping the homeless

[@OrificeHorus]

Hey hey people

[@Dubulcle]

​@@Vog8o4 "Mention" being absolutely verbally blast or present as a mentally ill creature

[@the_furry_inside_your_walls639]

Hey hey people

[@Conmonkeywookie]

5:53 pyro’s favorite part of the video

[@j-lien]

FINALLY!! SOMETHING THAT ISNT SLOP!!

[@Lobotomized_Gamer]

I admire at the fact that pyro has to change the title of the video to not fall off

[@terraci]

oldest pyro fan here, actually working a decent job is the best feeling ive ever felt for a long period of time. finally i feel like i have a purpose in my life and the paycheck is mostly just a bonus nowdays (having money saved up and realising you dont need more to be happy)

[@casey997]

That's good to hear bro, hope everything continues to work out for you

[@lightswitch2622]

since you dont need more, you should lowkey give me some

[@redfromberk]

second oldest pyro fan here, getting a job is agonizing. any tips for nailing any? im over 700 applications in over the course of last year

[@Forcommentingpurposes]

Nah dawg I stacking that bread AND enjoying my job

[@apatshe8188]

@@redfromberkMaybe there's a type of workplace or company that you'd love to work at. Then do research of what skills are required to contribute there. See if can email relevant employees, inquiring about tasks they perform. See how close you can get to an interview by coming back later after providing evidence that you can complete those tasks and maybe even better. Good night

[@TheRealPresidentObamna]

I’ll end Racism when Pyro is brave enough to make the FEAR & HUNGER video.

[@armpitslut8313]

12 hour long video

[@constructionbird]

3:24 ssethtzentach jumpscare

[@mikailsh]

I love their rivalry so much

[@Frostbite3024]

random african warlord jumpscare

[@rokkraljkolesa9317]

y'all scared of a humble merchant?

[@no_plz1435]

Ngl your Lost in Vivo is one of the most rewatch video I watch of your. So seeing thing like this sure kinda bring back.

[@heskymarky]

They call pyrocynical 007: 0 charisma 0 hairline 7 video title changes

[@siu229]

five nights at pyro's slop is a good start to 2025 considering the video takes under 3 weekends to finish watching

[@t0xiczzz]

absolutely love this type of content. hope pyro does more like this in the future instead of focusing on purely slop and >5 hour videos

[@t0xiczzz]

not discrediting the long form content btw. they're clearly passion projects and have an insane quality. i just miss the casual good content

[@watersxo]

I like my pyrocynical slop

[@ruutjormun2262]

wrong. 12 hour videos

[@lavdianodoesstupidart3051]

Yess, almost 30mins of Pyro talking bout a game I've never heard of

[@arialtoaster]

pyro wearing JIK merch was not something i was expecting to see 😭😭

[@LegalPhantom]

I laughed after seeing Sseth cameos so many times in this video. After Sseth using Pyro everytime anything remotely related to inflation or furries comes up in his videos, it was a good comeback

[@ametuergamer1524]

1:57 you won't

[@bush2137]

1:40 we don't want to meet you

[@lucien1-hb4ts]

🍑

[@Tharzic]

Honestly it feels more like Iron Lung rather than FNAF

[@leechtherapy156]

Ok is there some sort of bit where he changes his video titles after like a day every time? I thought I was just seeing things earlier but no, the title is definitely different. It was something along the lines of "the five nights at freedys game you haven't played".

[@highjinxxed116]

No he just does this he does this with his thumbnails as well, the Old KZbin video changed titles like 5 times as well

[@Jorise]

Splendorous title change

[@wheezel3481]

1:26 we know it’s you, Pyro, this is a safe space we don’t judge

[@grubix7342]

im so glad to see you get back to making shorter videos instead of year in the making full on movies, keep it up 👍

[@RoundBert_official]

He wasnt lying, it twas indeed going to me a main channel video, pretty coolio sauce

[@XenomorphSlayerGames]

Really hoping we get more shorter videos like these for this year. I love the long form vids, but having a half hour to 45 minute video every month or so would be a welcome addition to the channel

[@neon80s73]

15:13 BANGLADESH MENTIONED!!?!!! 😮😮🍑🍑 pyro it is better than liverpool

[@neckray]

Watching him for almost a decade and seeing this has me feeling validated ngl

[@Evanz111]

I never realised how much Wesley from Wanted and Bear from The Bear were similar characters until your based editor and their taste in film

[@omnicrete7470]

A main channel video from pyro that doesn’t require me to clear up half my day to watch. We truly are starting 2025 strong aren’t we

[@DestinAU]

Is the "rodlands of pipes" intro the evil version of a "series of tubes"

[@thegavinside]

Watched the play of this on the stream channel and it's cool to see it in a docu-edited format like this too. Also very happy to come home from work to see a main channel vid. Thanks, Pyro

[@cat_Tint]

If Pyro like claustrophobic GUIs, I wonder how he'd like psychopomp (gold (remaster of psychopomp + some extras))

[@everyonebear6769]

finally a video that will not take 4 days to finish watching

[@AudleStudios]

1:15 Fear and Hunger music?

[@dogeman2566]

FEEEEEAAAAARRRR AAAANNNNDDDD HUUUUUUUNNNNNNGGGGGGGEEEEEEERRRRRR

[@halfirishgaming13]

I am hungry

[@Phyciene]

Cube of the depths go brr

[@joshdavies6465]

Check out It Steals. Was made by the same dude that made lethal company before lethal company was made. In fact his entire catalog of games deserves a video

[@LarxieArveri]

Pyro being a Vinny fan (or at least who edited this video) is no shock to me tbh. i know that eggplant noise @ 25:37 anywhere!!

[@tofemaster]

the 'papers please' theme subtly playing at 15:08 🤣truly pro editing, as per usual

[@SpaceSkelet0nn]

13:58 i've seen enough, bring matpat out of retirement and make a theory on this game NOW

[@EntG1]

12:35 yeah bro i'm sure it was for Vanessa

[@kaktuslouie]

ONLY A 3 WEEK BREAK BETWEEN MAIN CHANNEL VIDEOS. WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT

[@gipsyg27]

Nah it’s just dressed up slop

[@T4RHUN]

Shitty horror graphics are scarier than any modern horror with shiny 4k graphics. Change my mind. Edit: A 16 hour SOMA video would be cool, if you're reading this Pyro.

[@wdsyalyn]

Play voices of the void. You will not regret it.

[@SuperWiiBros08]

no outro meme on the main channel??.....I....I think it's over....

[@riv7797]

2017 wasn't that long ago, right?

[@rokkraljkolesa9317]

@@riv7797 it's been 7 years since 2017 ended

[@highjinxxed116]

@@rokkraljkolesa9317please do not say that i hate it

[@KuraBinges]

Finally this Penquinz0 clone has uploaded some good content

[@rarespetru5273]

Video Ends 28:04

[@InTheCosmos0]

thanks didn’t wanna sit through this

[@superjumpbros64]

Thank you

[@tawksick5341]

I don't believe you

[@prdbyname]

Thanks i’m actually blind and couldn’t see this

[@broostysprinkler6389]

best part of the video tbqhwy (no, i haven't watched it to verify)

[@sirpicklelord]

i do like the longer ones but short ones aren`t bad though eaither way its you yapping and i just love it

[@eggb4lls]

this has been the shortest video in 2 years, it truly is over.

[@Change24]

If this video doesn't show FNAF inflation I will be SHOCKED

[@Graves_Assembly]

It did

[@flammablesavant9648]

Post video. wait. change thumbnail. wait. change video title. profit

[@SolBaldguy]

This might genuinely be peak pyrocynical content outside of the multihour long retrospective, thank you pyro this one was amazing

[@mod4325]

Hell yeah! A Rodland of Pipes video! (The pipes always win.)

[@AlinaTaylor-p4g]

COOL! I really loved the longer videos

[@GuyParix]

The pipe situation is crazy

[@cursorguy]

Getting piped is crazy

[@PiggyPorkchop]

A Rodland review? I guess being in a sewer pipe surrounded by the awful smells would be Pyro's equivalent of being in the Disneyland bakery.

[@CallofFreaky]

1:26 I don’t even work at the store but there’s always one employee stinking up the place

[@PurelyHyperbolic]

This video is filled with so much eye candy filler that it can overstimulate a fish into dying from stress

[@Micha-Hil]

1:21 HAANK DEFCON COUNTS DOWN THE WORSE IT GETS HAAAAANK

[@jackmcgrath9375]

"I may be massively over-analyzing a game about crawling through pipes" Over-analyzing doesn't exist when we're talking about art. Beautiful analysis as always.

[@rogelio.diazzzz5548]

10:22 Manhunt ost 🗣️

[@purpletoaster-v3i]

This game could be called a series of tubes and it would make perfect sense

[@Double-D1]

The bioshock joke had me bursting in laughter.

[@kkarhiiv95]

01:46 Meet this guy in person... Imagine the smell 🤤🤤🤤

[@Mackifold]

Barely making enough money to live on working a job you hate... erm, relatable much?

[@jstar3382]

1:47 no I don't want to do that

[@tnaxpw]

I really enjoy you making the short vids on games on here rather than on live channel I hope to see more of them!

[@diya6417]

15:14 Bangladesh mentioned 💪🏻

[@ARDmation]

25:38 vinny vinesauce reference

[@awoodenladder603]

Probably wont read this, I get that you want to "be first" with the essay on unique or largely unknown games so how about Metal Arms: Glitch in the system or The Suffering maybe even Urban Chaos: Riot response. They're all largely unknown and more importantly OLD so the majority of your audience never heard of these absolute gems. Unless your too cool to play games with ACTUAL gameplay now. With your LIDL S. Kennedy haircut.