The Flaws of Toy Magazines

[@ruxyam1]

at this point I’m not surprised if Peter had dug through his mail and was like “ah yes, video idea”

[@okayblondehairbrownhaireyesdun]

it too like pineapple song

[@YOUR_NARRATOR975]

wassup guys, today we are shredding my bills!

[@YOUR_NARRATOR975]

@@143Ollie weeb

[@-Stormy.]

@@okayblondehairbrownhaireyesdun what

[@genericweeb7300]

Next video: Doing my taxes

[@gloipen]

Something about patter yelling "WE FOUND BABY" just completes me

[@okayblondehairbrownhaireyesdun]

i too eat food not bot seer

[@spingleboygle]

we found bebe

[@gloipen]

@@spingleboygle we found beabyt

[@breazy832]

Me when I play fnaf

[@emmamesser2756]

That line made me laugh so flippin hard

[@zedtronic]

leave it to peter to unlock yet another one of my buried childhood memories

[@HordikaNate3821]

Saaaaaame, I had so many of these things that my parents just left for me to read

[@nagol37]

@@HordikaNate3821 me too

[@okayblondehairbrownhaireyesdun]

thor is the number one ninja trtle

[@charlesradcliffe1398]

man childhood this was from 2018 the booklet what are you like 10

[@zedtronic]

@@charlesradcliffe1398 I hope you realize that a lot of us haven’t seen one of these since, like, 2010 because we went through a little process called “growing up.”

[@paperbagman9012]

I like how Patter says fart jokes are objectively bad and then turns around and makes a fart joke.

[@okayblondehairbrownhaireyesdun]

not real food??????????

[@estherastudillo8647]

Sarcasm

[@PhantomOfficial07]

You used objectively wrong

[@imbob99999]

@@PhantomOfficial07 no they didn't

[@sonicandkirbycollector9437]

The real question is wdym by patter!?

[@ellienyan]

Peter is going to be 12 years old soon. How the time flies

[@ameenakhatoon1204]

He's 23

[@Sorry-k2v]

@@ameenakhatoon1204 he's 7

[@khaosctrlb47]

He's 6

[@The_Silly_Eggo]

@@khaosctrlb47 no he's 3 get it right

[@roses77chainsaw]

No he said he was 68?

[@risingskyz]

“On the eighth day god made Jojo Siwa bike” is my new favorite Patter quote

[@n0tcole-rivers_cuomo]

“Don’t smell Zendaya if you see her in public” is mine

[@Twister2849]

Patter is in the Christmas spirit in his very decorated house, appreciate that

[@pro-team1227]

Yeah...

[@okayblondehairbrownhaireyesdun]

yes is diffrent food

[@pro-team1227]

@@okayblondehairbrownhaireyesdun Ok then

[@okayblondehairbrownhaireyesdun]

@@pro-team1227 i do fern love toen

[@okayblondehairbrownhaireyesdun]

no

[@AlmyTheAlien]

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Little gamers would squad up, with the RGB mouse The Top Toys were hung from the chimney with care In hopes that Jojo Siwa would soon be there The crewmates were nestled all sus in their vents While visions of rainbow turds danced in toilets

[@JACKHARRINGTON]

This is… expert.

[@emmamesser2756]

*clap clap clap* spot on rhyming.

[@selkrasouza6262]

Peter has migrated from digital shopping to analogue shopping and I'm very proud of him for that.

[@HordikaNate3821]

Probably the weirdest things I have nostalgia for, I remember obsessing over the Power Rangers action figures they advertised then flipping to the Lego section, looking at the Death Star I couldn't afford.

[@okayblondehairbrownhaireyesdun]

where is the people???????

[@idkk330]

​@@okayblondehairbrownhaireyesdun on Earth dimwit

[@terencecobain]

"Get real sussy this holiday season. Jesus is among us" -Peter Knetter 2022

[@birdgamer7641]

Dude I can’t 😂😂

[@rebeluke9801]

@@birdgamer7641 lil bro like no one cares lil bro like you be like "dude i cant 😂" like bro you think you cool bros name is "bird gamer" like lil bro you aint cool lil bro i bet you watch lanky box lil bro yo ahh 5 lil bro

[@Nintendo3dsXLlol]

​@@rebeluke9801 wtf is rebe Luke supposed to mean like wtf also imagine using the laughing emoji and your pfp is literally a cat like am I talking to a cat or something smh also you are the one watching lankybox lmfao 😭✋️

[@Nintendo3dsXLlol]

​@rebeluke9801 also blud you're the 5 year old goofy ahh cat smh bro thinks he's better omfg like we are normal people "Dude I cant 😂😂" legit is figurative language omfg why can't you understand

[@autisticgod3338]

"watch my fingers grab your tongue and pull on it" is honestly a pretty good threat if I was about to fight someone that would probably stop me.

[@NathanSpies]

I remember when I would have my grandma save all the toys r us catalogs she got. Even when all the stuff in them weren’t available anymore. Ahh good times!

[@moshmer9436]

I remember getting those in the mail, and Circle the toy I want. but I'd get something simler

[@loscfoarmy]

my grandma did that too

[@loscfoarmy]

i could probably still find them somewhere

[@grimshady]

looking thru the huge toy catalogs as a kid was such a fun part of christmas, sad to see how small theyve gotten

[@okinawa484]

Peter, as part of your 10% female audience I can confirm we subscribed exclusively for you love of Hello KItty

[@zedtronic]

I SECOND THIS

[@biblicallybad]

i third this 🫶🏾🥺

[@ethanmcneill1941]

I also cannot fourth this due to the illness known as maleinas cockinas

[@WiLismyname]

I subscribed for a silver gmod video lmao

[@hahathis]

real

[@notxavvi]

imagine this dude walking in a toy store just to get their magazine, I can just imagine everyone staring at Peter 💀🤣

[@okayblondehairbrownhaireyesdun]

not bot swear toc

[@Accleptic]

@@okayblondehairbrownhaireyesdun ehat

[@M_iddy]

Either Peter has a lot of friends, or his phone just always knows when he starts recording and is just like; "Ah yes, my time to interrupt the video every 5 minutes has come."

[@The_Digital_Shark]

"Babies and tots. Two of my most favorite foods" This. This is why I watch Peter

[@bonkeito]

12:32 i have never in my life heard someone say 'it just looks a little bit goofy ahh' so fast and so casually im crying

[@superfandesonic1]

Really nice of Peter to show us his Christmas gift list

[@BlueTreeFrog]

At this point, Peter could probably read a thesaurus and still make it entertaining

[@figgy7004]

Peter is now a certified hello kitty stan

[@hopen5289]

As a Hello Kitty stan myself, I'm not complaining.

[@LunarM4ngo]

common peter W

[@hahathis]

he's very much welcome in the hello kitty community

[@nagol37]

I remember getting one of these every year and looking through it front and back like 10 times

[@marshmallowpop3401]

I like the fact that he treasures his hello kitty karaoke set.

[@Dragonrider1227]

“Who’s Geoffrey?” Geoffrey is Toys R Us’ mascot. He’s the giraffe

[@pinkponcho3]

"she likes to eat Vaseline" I'm obsessed with this dudes humor

[@beranx]

"Jesus is Among Us" and "I'm gonna go teach my dog to hit the gritty" really got to me

[@bluefrosttouch9161]

Casually ignoring the fact that somewhere in Peter's closet is probably many many many toy catalogs from years of past that have dust and other unknown particles with their only purpose is to be in one video and never heard from again

[@nialvessal]

"What's your favourite band?" " *Fab skin at the disco* "

[@alioc3298]

I love that America has Kmart, Kohls, and Meijer, whereas australia has Kmart, Coles, and Myer

[@Studio18CEC]

It’s like they’re alternate reality versions except Kmart which is like god. Or whatever idk

[@alioc3298]

@@Studio18CEC Kmart Australia is incredible. Coles sells food, and Myer is a department store. They’re all pretty baller

[@Studio18CEC]

@@alioc3298 Meijer in america is a department store too, but Kohl’s is kind of like a clothing store here.

[@DrKoneko]

My sister has the fingerlings and yeah thats basically the whole toy. Basically everything else said in this video was accurate too.

[@maxwellpaynewell5305]

21:24 moments like this are why I love Peter's sense of humor, randomly quoting things that made you laugh is such a fun way for people that listen to you to find some new hilarious or generally good/fun thing

[@tacobell2337]

I love how peter always is funny when I'm having a bad day

[@okayblondehairbrownhaireyesdun]

have fun is yum good to have lard big ford Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. They were the last people you’d expect to be involved in anything strange or mysterious, because they just didn’t hold with such nonsense. Mr. Dursley was the director of a firm called Grunnings, which made drills. He was a big, beefy man with hardly any neck, although he did have a very large mustache. Mrs. Dursley was thin and blonde and had nearly twice the usual amount of neck, which came in very useful as she spent so much of her time craning over garden fences, spying on the neighbors. The Dursleys had a small son called Dudley and in their opinion there was no finer boy anywhere. The Dursleys had everything they wanted, but they also had a secret, and their greatest fear was that somebody would discover it. the boy who lived They didn’t think they could bear it if anyone found out about the Potters. Mrs. Potter was Mrs. Dursley’s sister, but they hadn’t met for several years; in fact, Mrs. Dursley pretended she didn’t have a sister, because her sister and her good-for-nothing husband were as unDursleyish as it was possible to be. e Dursleys shuddered to think what the neighbors would say if the Potters arrived in the street. e Dursleys knew that the Potters had a small son, too, but they had never even seen him. is boy was another good reason for keeping the Potters away; they didn’t want Dudley mixing with a child like that. When Mr. and Mrs. Dursley woke up on the dull, gray Tuesday our story starts, there was nothing about the cloudy sky outside to suggest that strange and mysterious things would soon be happening all over the country. Mr. Dursley hummed as he picked out his most boring tie for work, and Mrs. Dursley gossiped away happily as she wrestled a screaming Dudley into his high chair.

[@some-replies]

@@okayblondehairbrownhaireyesdun wtf

[@chickenfoot7460]

This is *fantastic* content. I can't explain how entertaining this is

[@ishootinnocentpeople]

16:10 "Watch The Mandalorian play in the snow!" *S L A M* no

[@Crankyc0wz]

Oh my gosh I have so many memories looking at the Meijer and Target Christmas gift catalogs. thanks so much for this!!

[@okayblondehairbrownhaireyesdun]

the run to learn

[@progect3548]

the fact that pepper knows modern internet humor (chipmunk laugh) but chooses to use raw humor instead of it makes my already high respect for him skyrocket

[@SteveDC101]

Merry Christmas to patter and the community.

[@FlyingDuckMan360]

I miss Kmart. Back when I lived in Meadville, it used to be part of a mall, and was the only part of the mall that survived for many years 1:05 - I'm pretty sure that's a piece of furniture in one of the Animal Crossing games. 3:11 - Glad to know I'm not the only one who refers to that show as T.J. Maxx because of how similar they sound. Plus, it's a preschool show made after my time that's not based on a pre-existing franchise. 7:56 - Melissa and Doug makes high-quality toys, such as the puppets that were used for Chef Pee Pee and Brooklyn T. Guy on Super Mario Logan, as well as a wooden railway system that's compatible with other leading brands such as Thomas and BRIO. 8:33 - I bought the pink and green joycons because they reminded me of Wanda and Cosmo from The Fairly OddParents. 10:58 - America's once-favorite toy store has made a comeback as a subsidiary of Macy's. 11:04 - Toys R Us' giraffe mascot. In the past, he was voiced by the late great Thurl Ravenscroft (who was also the voice of Tony the Tiger), and Jim Hanks (Tom Hanks' brother who voiced Woody from Toy Story in spin-off media). Also, those cars need to be censored. 11:15 - Only based on the greatest video game-based movie of all time (unless the 2023 Super Mario Bros. movie manages to take its spot). 12:01 - Sounds like a show that tried unsuccessfully to cash in on the success of the Muppet Babies CGi reboot. 12:08 - Thus far I've only seen the first two episodes of Prime, but I prefer the lighter, comedy-based Sonic cartoons (Adventures, Boom) to the darker, more action-based cartoons (SatAM, Underground, X, Prime). 23:56 - "It's too short! We need more monkeys!" "There aren't any more! That's the whole barrel!" 24:25 - Sounds like a video game console made by the orangutan from Donkey Kong 64.

[@Squibbling]

I love content like this. Just. Pure comfort. The kind of dude you could easily play with toys like you're still kids, love those vibes.

[@SlapStyleAnims]

Same here

[@riceman1]

im gonna teach my dog to hit the griddy

[@ivysaur2thefirst]

I never thought "I'm going to teach my dog to hit the griddy" was a sentence I was going to hear

[@thefunnybeepman4639]

Never thought I’d hear Peter say “goofy ahh”

[@xAlexZifko]

imagine going to the hospital for surgery because you have a blocked colon just for them to pull out a giant blockage made up of slimy poop toys

[@khaosctrlb47]

Man, words can't express how happy Peter's videos make me - even of its looking at toy magazines it's still a great video

[@FennekinM8]

I think the main reasons for so many kids toys being poop related is 1: kids think poop is funny, and 2: kids will be less incentivised to eat something called poop

[@Lavinia_Garcia]

Man I don't know how he does it but Patter making me enjoy a half hour long video about toy magazines is just pure talent: between the editing and his humour its like the second time I watch this, dude's awesome

[@vincentmaier3394]

you turned a very bad day into a very good evening. thank you patter

[@DynGMDOfficial]

patter will always be funny

[@okayblondehairbrownhaireyesdun]

nor the tackel more sun

[@perpetualcollapse]

Objective fact

[@diamondpugs11]

i never thought i would hear peter say "goofy ahh" in a video

[@JomasterTheSecond]

This is just proof Peter can make anything entertaining

[@scribblecloud]

aw man this makes me oddly nostalgic i remember my dad used to have a little toy shop i believe and he still got toy magazines or something shipped to him so hed always give them to me and i would circle the things i liked/wanted for christmas or my birthday

[@anchorwithazero]

18:50 is the best demonic noise ive heard this week

[@pfang11]

It’s like Christmas morning but instead of cool presents from Santa it’s even cooler presents from even cooler santa

[@SpookyTheCat34]

Every time someone mentions orbeez I’ll think about the time a guy from France destroyed his towns sewer system with them

[@WiLismyname]

1:12 it took me a second to understand what he was doing but when it hit I laughed harder than I should have

[@aurafox1]

"And you got Paw Patrol, that's the Papa Troll and they're the Little Trolls." Is the most brilliant pun I've ever heard oh my god.

[@gaetanodepaola2ndchannel179]

I just want those magnet stacking/building toys back tbh, I loved those

[@lainihurley2425]

“Didn’t that kid host the price is right for a while?” Lmfao that killed me 😂

[@chasesheridan2087]

6:43 the loafer looks like it’s up to something

[@26godsans9]

5:15 Hehe they will never find the pipe bomb I hid under the sink

[@snifflmup]

i feel like peter just wants to eat plastic and he's projecting

[@seriousspikesam7770]

I remember having some sort of karaoke set as a kid. It had bright red microphones with holders and yellow cord. There was a cassette player inside. That was like 25 years ago. (Un)ironically, most of the current generation wants to grow up as a social influencer. Good luck with that (and filling out the unemployment forms.)

[@favoritemustard3542]

I was stuck behind a mom & daughter in line. They'd propped their cell on a shelf & proceeded to violently thrash about. I couldn't help myself, "what are you doing?" "Making a tiktok" came the sheepish reply. The cashier was waiting for them, too. No idea if they were going to add music later or w/e, & idc lol That sort of mentality has really taken hold, ig... i don't mind being judged by some for mocking it (🙄).

[@foxbuns]

magazine: free vtech! Peter: !!! website: free vtech is over Peter: *immediate depression*

[@spacecadet2973]

This is me looking through any fashion catalog, like Avon. Just making fun of the models or the name of things. XD

[@IMosuGoji]

12:13 Peter will never be able to escape his YTP routes

[@Pixie-o8e]

"The hungry boy torture hat" Peter knetter 2022

[@SaItogaming202]

17:43 i thought he was being handed fried chicken for a second

[@Trollzous6543]

I miss looking at real books for toys as a kid

[@hmmtaco9739]

"You'll never find the pipe bomb I put under the sink" young lad from the toy magazine

[@da_boi]

“Get real sussy this holiday season, Jesus is among us. Bum bum bum bum!” -patter the natter 2022

[@ImTorryTF2]

This is like when he reviewed products on online websites but irl

[@Odindoesstuffreal]

I hate that we live in the universe where peter says goofy ahh

[@favoritemustard3542]

When did he say that?

[@jackgibson511]

16:03 "They often have hands that can rest on my buttocks." 🤨💥

[@Ryan_the_Baller]

22:53 hey hey little gamer😂😂😂😂

[@NataliasClips]

15:56 TIME FOR SPACY SUS

[@Doc_398]

When i was younger i would look through magazines like these and really want the table sports type things like pool, ping pong, there was a mini basketball thing. This was around the same time the 3ds was about to release. Good times

[@TigirlakaLaserwolf6]

Melissa and Doug is a toy company, known for their plushies I have a life size husky plush from them lmao

[@kermudgeoun3707]

Turns out, when he said that those LankyBox kids looked like KZbinrs, that was no coincidence. I looked up Lanky Box and the first thing I saw was the purple-haired kid’s face.

[@Skippyxlxlxl]

Im happy peter has matured so much from playing with skylanders all they way to looking at the to magazine to ask his mom or dad to buy it for him.

[@gamemash560]

this video was posted around my birthday. Thanks, Peter!

[@777-To-Inspire.]

Only you can pull off a video like this Peter lol 👍🏻😁😂🤣

[@beconeter]

4:11 I got that toy one christmas, it broke on day 3 because the testing units were functional while the production ones were Defective.

[@BlazePlus]

Peter has given us premium content once again

[@queeni3901]

2:20 Peter... that phone. I know what it did to that boy... Run... run now... escape

[@Oingo_brozaaa]

You can feel him trying not to make sexual innuendos about a childrens toy magezine

[@abrosome]

I rediscovered your channel. I’m happy now

[@cristinablidariu4555]

Your videos are amazing!

[@pessimisticdiabetic717]

Peter I haven’t watched you in so long! So glad to come back to your videos! :)

[@CubeItself]

people smiling ( specially in stall images ) in commercials always look like they cannot be trusted

[@slayer5456]

Peter’s sense of humor is just what I need on shrooms

[@sillyturtle-c8w]

As a person who has smelled Zendaya’s armpits, I can confirm Peter described them right.

[@PaigeHam56]

You know you're from the midwest when you bring out the Meijer ads. Don't forget about the Menards ads.

[@ASTERIDE-gz5cy]

This is just "Thinking aloud" the video, i luv it :)

[@CelticYoshi1000]

I like how KZbin thinks that this video is about Papa's Hot Doggeria LOL

[@abbray]

Ngl Patter, the nee sonicshow is surprisingly good. I haven't ever been in the Sonic community/fandom, and as the fourth ever Sonic thing I've interacted with in my life I enjoyed it alot 👍plus it's only like 8 episodes so not a waste of time, would recommend. (Not sure how Sonic fans think it holds up thou)

[@SlapStyleAnims]

Same here! It’s a neat show and the animation is awesome. I’ve gotten a bit more into sonic stuff since watching the 2nd sonic movie and Sonic Boom, as well as fandubs of the games . Hoping the show makes more episodes

[@jayster3.0]

I hope gen alpha isn’t the end of the world or that would be the worst end ever.

[@herkcollins6305]

I have another one for ya, many people don't know it, but the Orbeez are rock hard and must be soaked for five hours before they're soft and ready to use LMAO. No way is a kid patient enough to wait for five hours to play with something new hahahaha.

[@scribblecloud]

oh no the poor blissful ignorance of not knowing about the horrible 3d horse girl spirit reboot/cartoon 😭

[@thatoneperson5931]

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