I bought every weird ad I saw for a month

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00:00 - intro
00:32 - buying
10:55 - trying
25:45 - ranking
30:01 - last 1 second of video
music used:
last dinosaurs - italo disco
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www.pictureofhotdog.com/
merch:
www.drewgoodenshop.com/
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[@nowhed]

Drew, you’ve hit rock bottom.

[@pringleonthefloor25]

he truly has

[@henry-ys8wp]

congrats

[@picklespeas9623]

Congrats bro 💯

[@Lertas_AltShow]

Damn I was close

[@cctproductions6976]

Hamster

[@goavs7438]

drew turning around and saying “next stop, sex town” while gesturing towards his crotch is straight out of a fever dream

[@elizabethb.1465]

michael scott energy

[@goavs7438]

@@elizabethb.1465 that’s so true

[@loveinstars]

i laughed at it and then banged my knee on my table

[@em84c]

What about 15:21 😆

[@sanmarino8605]

His videos feel like a fever dream

[@GamingintheAM0801]

"I'm obsessed with belts." That dude must be a Final Fantasy character designer.

[@Igotjello]

underrated comment

[@Rsntosupremacy]

666th like, no real purpose, just neat

[@ikhnatonosiris7166]

I'm guessing his a fan of autoerotic asphyxiation

[@sleepyote]

Square Enix: "mmm, belt."

[@thisisme3378]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmq2ea15ZsqkZqOio

[@dizzyroseblade]

I can't wait to see Drew eat that cereal from Magic Spoon. I bet he's gonna use cow's milk. I just know it.

[@opendiscord8047]

you fool

[@moro8772]

That is an almond milk family.

[@TotallyKurtCobain]

hey you might not be happy about this but i got bad news

[@rabbitmilkshake]

It might seem crazy what I’m gotta say

[@blondiemom99]

every time a KZbinr tries to sell me Magic Spoon I immediately remember this video and I'm just like "Liar!!! I know that cereal tastes like shit!!"

[@haleymist09]

A youtuber I loved was sponsored by Magic Spoon for a very long time. I'd catch premiers, and it took everything I had to not type in the the convo "But Drew said..."

[@Innerpandora]

@@haleymist09was it PM7

[@ladyofrillwater]

​@@haleymist09was it wendigoon?

[@haleymist09]

@@ladyofrillwater it was Savy Writes Books

[@General12th]

​@@ladyofrillwaterI feel the same way when Wendigoon sponsors Magic Spoon. Is he shilling it? Does he actually like it? But Drew hates Magic Spoon! So I don't know what to make of it and I don't want to spend money finding out for myself.

[@laurastall4419]

the moon pod is Drew's villain backstory. one day we'll see him on the news attempting to dismantle society on the basis of the moon pod company's awful business practices.

[@goavs7438]

moonpod is to drew what joker is to batman

[@ghostsinthesnow_makes_music]

hopping on this comment to ask if anyone knows what drew's shoes are

[@kairi9696]

@@ghostsinthesnow_makes_music heya, I reversed image searched it and got Adidas FYW S-97 orange and blue ones

[@ghostsinthesnow_makes_music]

@@kairi9696 you fucking legend thank you

[@dgill441]

@@kairi9696 crafty! Good idea

[@braydengeorg]

i know its funny to point out how much money drew spent on weird shit from ads, but i really don't think it's as much of a waste as it seems. the fact that he's reviewing overpriced garbage in a very honest and public way means these videos could prevent other people from falling into the same traps, and that's genuinely worth something. especially with magic spoon, since some youtubers i genuinely like have been sponsored by them lately, but i never once trusted that $10-a-box pricetag.

[@Lexilove2016]

Yeah but man spend big moneys on Garbo trash

[@SabrinaRina]

I've always been confused by Magic Spoon as far as promotions.

[@Hip.Username]

I really do appreciate Drew spreading awareness about Magic Spoon, I bought it a couple years ago when I was carb cycling and depriving my brain of essential nutrients, I was desperate for something that tasted like junk. Drew's assessment was accurate, I'm well aquainted with the the gross, weird mystery flavor it's flavorless protein powder. I have no idea why they decided to coat their cereal with bitter medicine-like powder, but overall that brought the cereal rating to ass/10. It would make more sense to sell the cereal flavorless, then people could add want they want other than bitter ass flavor. ALL the reviews are fake af and so are the youtubers sponsored by them so I appreciate Drew taking one for the team and wasting his almond milk. Tbf I did get a full refund when I sent an email genuinely asking if I got a rotten batch of boxes lol, but I don't get how they're profiting with the amount of fake reviews they're paying for, and shush money apparently

[@PenultimatePenPen]

I mean isn't it also possible those being sponsored actually like it? Taste with food can be pretty different across many people. I've never had it so I have no clue if I'd like it. But I'd prefer to think the best of them

[@theghostfacekza4549]

@@Hip.Username I'm not trying to discredit your review. The aftertaste is strange but I personally liked it more than dead sweet cereal from the grocery store. I think it's pretty possible people like the cereal, I mean grapenuts exists haha

[@Random-sk6hm]

I love watching Drew's videos (NOT WHILE DRIVING OBVIOUSLY)

[@ChristopherColumbusesFeet]

I love watching while driving (i cant drive)

[@zubetp]

@@ChristopherColumbusesFeeti love driving while driving

[@menhera758]

I like driving while I drew

[@Sqwidiot]

@@menhera758 i love drewing while i drew

[@keeeeeeeeeeeith]

I love watching his videos WHILE driving (I've been in 89 car accidents)

[@electrogeek77]

My spouse - an aeronautical engineer - was just telling me about how the term "aerospace-grade aluminum" is complete horseshit. It's literally the same aluminum that's in a soda can, possibly just treated a little differently.

[@noodlelynoodle.]

Yeah it's just marketing, if the same grade of material has a fancy use people like to bring it up

[@hannahkozlovic1715]

Yeah that’s kinda like marketing a doorstop as being made of “carpentry framing-grade pine” or something

[@lizardhats8637]

the hand-in-the-face bit reminds me of spongebob being a perfect driver but only while blindfolded

[@hotfunnyg1rl]

i really like this comment

[@nevaeh9125]

At least Spongebob didn't use the SpineNeck while boat driving

[@dinozorman]

@@nevaeh9125 technically hes an invertebrate so it wouldnt do anything lol

[@Kurszt]

@@dinozorman He has a skull tho

[@nevaeh9125]

@@Kurszt he's got a whole skeletal system lol. Couldn't just a single clip, but here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gquzpK2gq6-ma68

[@jarkmonsoon5527]

Military grade is a funny buzzword because it literally means “as cheap as possible to accomplish goal”

[@kat99o21o]

Wdym

[@angelcalderon5680]

@@kat99o21o the government is cheap, they're not going to pay for the absolute best top of the line stuff. Instead, they buy whatever can get the job done at an affordable price.

[@sabbes5191]

@@kat99o21o military stuff operates on a lowest bidder style. That is to say they have a demand and they auction the order. Suppliers will bid on an order. Unlike a normal auction where someone bids a higher price that they will pay, a supplier will bid a lower price that will accept for their services. Thus military grade stuff is made at the cheapest price. There are of course base requirements that the military demands of their stuff. Anything that doesn’t meet those requirements wouldn’t be accepted as fulfilling the order.

[@corey_the_bird3086]

@みつこ this is the most random comment I’ve ever seen

[@nichtsistkostenlos6565]

@@angelcalderon5680 Except they actually pay 10 times the normal market price for it.

[@d.ag.b1135]

I like how this man made four full-sized bowls of cereal, just to take a single bite.

[@jamiejam9976]

I mean he finished the 5/10 bowl other than the large clump

[@karmalotto8587]

I'm glad someone is finally being honest about Magic Spoon. My husband was trying keto and brought home keto cereal and it was probably one of the worst things I've ever put in my mouth. The aftertaste is VILE. I don't even know how KZbinrs eat Magic Spoon with a straight face 🤢🤮 (also worth mentioning, my husband also hated it so it didn't even help him enjoy cereal again either)

[@raindroplette9970]

The most believable review of the moon pod is the fact that drew had it in frame beside him when he filmed the review part but opted to sit on the floor instead

[@sarak6883]

This made me laugh way too hard 💀✋

[@becauseimafan]

🤣🤣🤣

[@cataxy5697]

@@eunji4112 giving my credit card, bank information, important passwords, and ip adress is worth it to see a singular booby. thank you.

[@themasterprocrastinator4933]

@@eunji4112 Cool, cool, but did you know watermelon rinds taste like cucumber?

[@NadiasCloud]

@@themasterprocrastinator4933 this actually surprised me the first time I cooked them 😂

[@jacobklingensmith2456]

Fun fact, if you ever see an ad that talks about its "military" or "aerospace" grade aluminum, it is almost 100% guaranteed to be 6061, which is literally the most common type of aluminum.

[@iamcool544]

Well yea. The military uses the cheapest shit possible. So its not a lie but its basically saying we are using the post tin pot bullshit available.

[@jacobklingensmith2456]

@@iamcool544 yeah, but I still get a chuckle thinking about some guy telling all his buddies that his enormously oversized lifted truck's bed is made out of the same things tanks are made out of. Yeah, that, and 90% of everything that has aluminum in a structure.

[@hellozukohere6514]

I though the exact same thing. The idea of someone bragging about it is hilarious since most products made of alumnium use 6061 alloy.

[@thisisme3378]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmq2ea15ZsqkZqM🙏

[@fido8542]

woah! a buzzword for free?

[@andresaoa4494]

Dude, im not kidding ive seen this video like 15 times, and i still rewatch it every time i want to have some background noise or some video to grab my attention, i literally know the first half by memory

[@damisnap3452]

straight up im literally using this vid as background noise right now - i do the same thing!! go us :-)

[@lamibonxd]

i like to watch it before i eat cereal

[@FunkySunkyManiia]

this comment makes me want to eat cereal

[@frankoconnell6745]

I’m on like my 10th rewatch right now lol

[@alyssamontalbano4810]

My people

[@xxchiyoxx1]

I'm not 100% convinced SpineNeck™ didn't just pull the seat off a bike.

[@tait4508]

You’ve head of “SpineNeck.” Now, here’s “BikeSeat.”

[@kay60552]

Stevia actually tastes bitter to some people because of genetics, that might be why the reviews on that cereal seem so mixed. Shady of them to delete bad ones though.

[@kiwitealc5353]

whoa thats really neat i didn't know that

[@NKC228]

How does that make sense tho

[@astrowolvez]

@@NKC228 because it can explain why some people hate it.

[@Tina06019]

Right - like cilantro tastes great to some people, but tastes like soap to other people.

[@laneythelame]

Really! Cool

[@mooselove]

My veteran husband likes to remind me that “military grade” literally means “lowest bid, no regard for quality”

[@tumble0weed]

Lmao

[@jlupus8804]

Is all military grade equipment like that?

[@Its_Flawed]

This

[@ShatteredGlass916]

@@jlupus8804 not really. I dunno where i heard it, but 'Military Grade' is basically a material so cheap but good enough on the field so that it can be mass produced.

[@borage123]

@@jlupus8804 yea man, our stuff breaks 24/7

[@Catnico]

18:50 this is my single most favorite transition on this god forsaken website. The gutturally uncomfortable sound, the shot of random carpet hair, the shi**y cereal that follows. It’s a masterpiece

[@nastassjaminson5040]

that's really funny because i was just thinking that it's my LEAST favorite transition. the sound makes me so upset

[@divyaeltz6750]

The “it ends up in your attic and you forget it’s there till you move in 10 years and have no clue what it is” is too accurate

[@em3152]

I love that Drew decided to show his daily dose of hating the moon pod by sitting beside it instead of on it

[@LiamGervaise]

Take that moon pod!

[@bayonetababe9697]

Yeah I don’t think he bought anything this time that he hates as much as that stupid Moon Pod 😂

[@bradyweather3998]

“I’m obsessed with belts” I’s how Amazon reacts when ever I buy anything

[@tejasmurali9986]

LMAOO UNDERRATED COMMENT

[@cynniethia]

I’s

[@elizabethmhubbard]

I bought one belt one time on eBay and now eBay emails me twice a day about belts

[@molybdochalkos9639]

I's

[@MissBuyNLarge]

"hey we see that you just purchased a set of stainless steel spoons that will last you and your children the rest of your lives...but how about THESE spoons?"

[@bob8mybobbob]

The bag is a prime example of “I’d like that, but I’m not paying that much”. A durable waterproof bag that can be worn as a backpack is perfect for taking the train on a weekend trip. And it’s great that it comes in a variety of colors. But my current bag cost about a sixth of the price, and it’s still going strong years later - I think I can deal with slinging it over my shoulder and wearing it under a poncho when it’s raining and I have to walk to the bus stop.

[@nekocookiee]

My mom got my little sister a bulletproof backpack she saw on an Instagram ad. Was kinda heartbreaking that she justified the insane price as worth it since she hopes it’ll keep my little sister safe.

[@kimt4087]

Damn. That's just... sad all around. I hope you and your loved ones remain safe. ❤️

[@karak962]

that's heartbreaking, lord.

[@playernotfound9489]

murca! also I would prefer it since yk saftey and cool

[@BirdGuy852]

​@@playernotfound9489 gay comment

[@OJsLeftGlove]

@@playernotfound9489 Super gay comment

[@aeropone]

Magic Spoon has that soulless corporate design, and probably tastes like it.

[@christophertitanium8424]

I hate the art style

[@sopwithhannah2401]

It’s a red flag when they treat having a bird mascot as a bad thing 😂

[@RomanticRose111]

It tastes awful, my mom bought it cause it was "healthy"

[@victorianicholls3991]

@@sopwithhannah2401 I thought that was a "joke" thing from the company at first but I realized it was edited when I saw the different font

[@user-pj2so3qv4l]

@@HazeLmao you ever consider that the fact that 4 boxes of it cost 40$ is what turns people away from buying it?

[@natschmoll8893]

I feel like on camera Drew and editing Drew are two different people trying to screw with each other

[@AaronYorkYT]

They are like leaving Easter eggs to joke at

[@lllllagoosling]

that's cuz one of them is danny, we still don't know who

[@TRAMNITTSU]

Damn this is a concerning amount of bots

[@polarbearsss]

@@TRAMNITTSU i spend most of my comment section scrolling time reporting them for spam

[@casandra0]

@@polarbearsss Hero

[@ThasMoneyBro]

“The body was completely demolished by the train, but there is a belt buckle in perfect condition here.”

[@skm4jc]

19:38 - high oleic sunflower oil. It’s used as a “more natural” preservative, but it’s nasty af and gives it that weird aftertaste. I had such high hopes for Magic Spoon, but… ugh

[@Niraloks]

I guessed it would be from thestevia sweetener thing

[@e_velog]

i find comfort in imagining that drew was most of these companies' first and only customer 😌

[@BigBobbyWetto]

He truly is a hero

[@garygunner5761]

So fun fact about the chirp wheels. I work at a company and we supplied the guy who started it when he was getting going. All it, is cut PVC pipe with a wrapping. Cost maybe $5 per unit, then sold for $99. He’s a smart man.

[@kirin1230]

Wow

[@vglycorpse]

Goddamn 😂😂

[@vincenthighwind7622]

My uncle made one by himself the same way, it just doesn't look as clean but does the same job.

[@ThisPugLife]

I bought a "yoga wheel" on Amazon for $20, it has a bit less cushion but otherwise the exact same. I really like it and I do think it gives a different type of stretch than a foam roller.

[@Muscleduck]

That's exactly what it looked like, or at least what I thought when I saw it.

[@mark.fedorov]

Drew, I just wanted to let you know that I've bought the lint brush after I saw it in this video, and I did gathered, no cap, 1.5 dustpans worth of hair from my living room carpet. So thank you for the advice

[@noodlelynoodle.]

They're amazing for long hair cats and carpet

[@berkeleyisonline160]

i have three cats and our vacuum just doesn't work on our carpet. that thing is a godsend

[@SeanFarrell23]

Fr fr

[@lydiazap7243]

i have watched this video probably a couple dozen times, and i love the way Drew delivers "EVEN the manager." I love the implication that a grocery store manager is such a prestigious position of authority that it is uniquely embarrassing to accidentally expose yourself to one as opposed to any other human being.

[@thewatcher2305]

Anyone who has been in the military would know that “military grade” means the worse quality possible to save money.

[@Alex-ob6jk]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pHzIfZ14fdSSl9E

[@thewatcher2305]

@@Alex-ob6jk no

[@tiktokcelebrities3794]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nYelZGiimMhleKM Have you seen this sequel? I'm in shoke..в

[@holleyanne2459]

@@tiktokcelebrities3794 “shoke” fuck lmao

[@PandorasFolly]

My man here understands the term Lowest Bidder from experience.

[@sauce-a4787]

The irony of Drew’s channel slowly turning into a long ass “My strange addiction” episode is palpable ..

[@CowchDot]

It is able to be palped

[@davisnoah347]

@@CowchDot palp it harder

[@multiskype]

that vine really was foreboding

[@leonna7010]

You can palp it

[@Bruh-ob9mi]

@@CowchDot I was gonna say that

[@jazzarito]

I bought the Chirp wheel bundle. They really do work well to relieve back pain. Unfortunately, I've broken them about 7 times (mostly the smaller wheel, which I like the most). And after the 7th warranty claim, they denied the claim, so I can no longer get replacements. So much for the "10 year warranty".

[@annabays8833]

I know similar products are marketed as “yoga wheels”. If you look that up you might be able to find a cheaper alternative

[@hollisterlasers-ion8939]

I've been watching this guy for a week now, since his mental health product reviews and I just realized... He's the "road work ahead" guy? COOL!

[@Jemmaa011]

NO WAY

[@josephsimmons1232]

As a physical therapist, I can see what they're going for with the posture corrector. The only problem is, it seems to be pulling his neck down instead of pulling his shoulders back, so unless he's laying on his back it's counter-productive. As for the rollers, the groove would help distribute the weight evenly across the vertebra to make it considerably more comfortable, but otherwise it's doing the same thing as a foam roller. The SpineNeck seems to be going for a technique called Suboccipital Release which can be very helpful for upper neck pain, but you can find a ton of videos on how to perform it using objects around the house, or even no equipment at all. I guess what I'm saying is, shockingly, Drew may have wasted some money.

[@tumble0weed]

Hey stranger on yt.. I got a slipped disc in my spine neck area can you recommend a product that won't just keep making it worse?

[@austinhoang1814]

I am the proud owner of the 3 chirp wheel set and it is much more comfortable than a foam roller imo. I got it on 2 for 1 so I wasted considerably less than Drew did, 50% less in fact lol

[@sophiathedandilioness]

@@tumble0weed you need to do actually physical therapy, its quick and easy and works remarkably fast, but you gotta find a physical therapist who knows what theyre doing to instruct you

[@jlupus8804]

@@tumble0weed clearly the answer is essential oils They got the word “essential” in there!

[@Gatorade69]

@@tumble0weed umm, oxycontontin works wonders for neck pain.

[@imagoat273]

"Alot of people ask me if it hurts..." "Not really" Sounds like a great vine

[@jgetbusy]

hes a natural

[@Gleamiarts]

I like this Drew Gooden guy. He should make Vines!

[@FishSnackems]

@@Gleamiarts hes too busy figuring our if the road ahead is working

[@FishSnackems]

@Joshua EdwinRoehl Dude, stop spamming your links everywhere. It's a horrible way to grow, and breaks youtubes TOS. I'll be honest, this video sucks. It's like an intro to a compilation video, sans the compilation. You can grow a better viewership by making decent content that people like. I mean, look at me. I don't have a large viewer base. That's because I dont know what people want to see, and therefore I make mediocre content. You are doing the same. If people get spammed with links they will not want to stay. Plus, dislikes way much more heavily on the algorithm than views do, so spamming links gives you a net negative in the algorithm. You are actively killing your own channel. It's honestly low, that rather than use honest means you spam links in other people's videos, to have even a chance to gain their viewership. Its a bad idea, and one that could get your channel terminated if done long enough. Saying the N word once is enough to do that, youtube has removed channels for less. KZbin is a large corporation so it is hard to tell apart spam bots from users spam posting links, so at _least_ your second channel for spamming may get terminated if reviewed. You have admitted to not only using and owning both accounts, but also to using the 2nd account to spam links to the main account. I've already screenshotted that so good luck getting out of this one. Just stop.

[@mcgonzo1961]

It’s literally a quote from the review of the product he read...

[@CJ-ht4rf]

You're lying to me this video can't be 2 years old already. I feel like the hi buy try saga just started yesterday

[@saraa.]

Right?! I feel like im losing my mind

[@poogissploogis]

The fact that he can claim all of these purchases on his taxes just makes this so much better

[@quiverwingquack]

Love that you went with the brightest fuckin orange shoelaces, the belt, and the backpack. Really leaning into the whole "road work ahead guy" aesthetic, huh?

[@random_girl._.]

He's the road work ahead guy?????

[@beansoda2772]

Nice pfp

[@madisonlewe1057]

He’s just making sure that if he gets lost Amanda can find him

[@arturchagassouza4407]

road work ahead? i sure hope it does

[@random_girl._.]

@@Boojum_Tree damn I feel like a proud mom despite being younger than him

[@brendenevans1186]

Can’t believe drew doesn’t know that an Almond is a breed of cow.

[@kiv1489]

Embarrassing really

[@f-ckmyr0fil617]

she will be better to eat than🍅🍓🍒🍑🍐🍏🍎

[@f-ckmyr0fil617]

will get nothing; and when you👧👦🧒👶🙊🙉🙈

[@f-ckmyr0fil617]

looked at her, but most of all 😏🙄😶😑😐🤨🤔

[@carissalt10]

Who is the person who replied to this more than five times

[@natalieodermann5159]

i know he probably didn’t mean in that way but when drew said i could eat with him i kinda cried because it actually made me feel better about eating with my ed😭

[@skylarwhiteyo5154]

Same.

[@pap-fr]

🤦‍♀️

[@jordans4827]

what is ed ? Erectile Dysfunction ?

[@medinirajan5702]

@@jordans4827 Eating disorder 😭

[@forthelowpriceof4.99]

This was actually the original purpose of mukbangs, before it became people just gorging themselves.

[@philbuttler3427]

fun fact: bright orange in color psychology seems to cause a lot of people anxiety, and tends to draw a lot of attention to you because it tends to clash with other colors in color theory as well. So it's usually a fabric color that's indicative of a company that's buying fabrics on the cheap and producing fast fashion products.

[@katharineball585]

That's really interesting! Thx

[@jolieaXmarie]

I think for the backpack company it's just because their thing is bright colors, they have a bunch of almost neon colored options

[@emilyb.8219]

Orange doesn't really clash with other colors any more than others do though, that's kind of the nature of color theory. Every color on a color wheel has a color it "clashes" with unless you use the right shades, tints, etc., but orange isn't more susceptible to that than the other colors.

[@madeliner1682]

@Emily B Makes sense, but I think the point is it clashes with the colors most often used instead of bright orange for clothing

[@misteryA555]

@@emilyb.8219 I think the clashing has more to do with how bright the orange is, not that it's orange. Almost all clothes are fairly muted, and any super bright color has a much higher chance of clashing with anything except neutrals like black or denim because it's so shockingly bright

[@StolenPw]

I love how marketers dont understand that "millitary grade" literally means lowest quality possible while still remaining functional to cut costs

[@ussinussinongawd516]

Not in America unfortunately. We spend way too much on the military and alot of stuff we generally don't need.

[@StolenPw]

@@ussinussinongawd516 No, thats literally a term made by the US millitary, Millitary grade means the cheapest possible quality to get the job done because the US millitary doesnt want to spend money. You are missing the entire point. The stuff the US millitary uses is fucking garbage they waste your tax dollars. Say the NAVY wants some flashlights they put up a page asking manufacurers to make flashlights for as cheap as humanly possible and the millitary buys from who ever is the lowest bidder. Thats how money is spent in the millitary.

[@trapezoid5810]

@@ussinussinongawd516 No? It's a term made by the U.S. as a sales gimmick.

[@etgarmoyal]

Both are actually right, in military its the lowest bidder in private companies it means rugged/went through tests. It is important to note that it's mostly a marketing method with no real meaning in most cases

[@JordonBeal]

But the ad never said “military grade,’ so….

[@MariktheGunslinger]

'Military grade' just means 'It's made of a material that the military also uses' which just means 'It's cost-effective and does what it needs to do.' Military equipment isn't strong because of the materials being used, it is strong because of good engineering. If your belt buckle is made out of a same material as a Maus that doesn't mean your belt is as strong as a tank.

[@Sm0keyBee]

What do you mean my belt can’t withstand a direct impact from a tank round

[@the_defaultguy]

yeah, its usually Cheap to mass produce, just like the "Military stuff", some people really expecting a bullet proof tactical stealth material item lol, but i do like some stuff like them, ofc for its price and availability in my country. i totally agree with you.

[@Smile4theKillCam456]

@@the_defaultguy in the military, can confirm that military grade really just means stay the fuck away My gear breaks down all the time and it’s all “military grade”

[@DamienDarksideBlog]

"Military Grade" means "Made by the lowest bidder, in mass"

[@TheKatarinaGiselle]

If you want a good ass belt, you need a gun/tactical belt. There are no better belts than ones meant for guns.

[@seanmccallister1943]

That bag is brilliant. They either didn't advertise how well it is for anti-pickpocketing or you edited out them making the claim. Either way, the main pocket zipper is only accessible if the holder takes it off their back. Others can't unzip it without the holder feeling it because the main pocket is lined up to not be outwards facing. I've been drinking and felt compelled to make my case. Thanks.

[@maldonado9364]

Yeah that doesn’t really justify the price because there’s plenty of anti pit pocket bags and even more for nowhere near as much money

[@IronWangCreates]

I’ve had one of their duffel bags for about 3 years now and it’s held up phenomenally. I use it as my travel bag as I fly a lot. I know there are a lot of similar bags at a cheaper price point, my friend has a north face version, but so far mine is the only one I’ve seen that’s material isn’t cracking at this point. Considering how flying destroyed most of my previous bags after about a year, I’m pretty sold on it. Would probably replace with the same brand as well, just because so far it’s been cost effective for me in terms of time.

[@riley2243]

@@IronWangCreatesdefinitely. they technically are charging a premium but what you get IS a premium product.

[@l33g3ndar33]

I'm glad the makers of the SpineNeck™️ didn't settle for any 10 minute span. They decided that, with so much evil and carelessness in today's society, their device would have some integrity and do it's job in ten just minutes. You've got to respect a company with good morals.

[@brinnspencer]

“The big one’s too much. Let’s try the medium.” *cuts straight to a crotch shot*

[@mallgraphics]

ive never felt more uncomfortable watching a video in public

[@goavs7438]

i’m so sad that moment was spoiled for me now

[@elegantdisarray]

"hi"

[@brinnspencer]

@@goavs7438 whatcha doing reading the comments before you watch it?

[@goavs7438]

@@brinnspencer sorta i mean i was like 10 minutes in

[@localalbino]

This video RADIATES dad energy. Like I feel like I’m watching my dad open fathers day presents

[@turtleyapirate5270]

My dad literally has the chirp wheel😂

[@jessss444]

THIIIIISSSSSSSSSSS

[@avanipanji]

Thank you for making me chuckle for the first time today

[@thisisme3378]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmq2ea15ZsqkZqM🙏🙏

[@catherineecatherine]

hello grace youre very pretty but wtf is happening in your pfp

[@mambleino8456]

the spineneck looks like something youd make when youre testing out a digital sculpting program

[@allenxav4754]

20:23 I love that this is an honest review of magic spoon instead of a sponsorship trying to get people to buy the over priced product, I’ve seen other KZbinrs sponsor magic spoon and say a only good things about it that I feel like isn’t true

[@TheShadowGovernmentt]

Yeah because the other people are sponsored

[@tay8535]

I hate when company’s say “military grade.” It’s just a qualifier to make you pay more and above that, the military buys cheap crap

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

The only person allowed to call things “military tough” is Nick Bolton. Get a TacBelt.

[@kat3217]

Companies

[@Alex-ob6jk]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pHzIfZ14fdSSl9E

[@solas6342]

Absolutely true. I was in the military and can testify that all of their shit is as cheap as possible and breaks constantly.

[@calessel3139]

I like how the guy in the ad selling belts acts like he's some non conformist rebel because he's always worn a belt.

[@leopardshadow333]

"Im not like other men- i wear *belts* "

[@brianneb3118]

@minij hooi he said it tasted artificial which I found funny, considering stevia is the least artificial sweetner out there

[@jimlahey9253]

@@brianneb3118 ironically I currently have a bottle of stevia in my pocket

[@littlemsterious991]

i don't play by the rules, i keep my pants pulled up and on tight, what're you gonna do about it, _nerd_

[@ChrisPBacon-gn9jx]

Nothing says badass like a military grade belt! ( Made by the cheapest bidder) And nothing can be better then aerospace grade aluminum for the buckle (has worse corrosion resistance then other aluminum's)

[@Al___]

7:09 yo this can be some kind of album cover tbh, just slap a explicit lyric logo and boom

[@ESwift-Arts]

The lint scraper is great for cleaning cat trees, which have a higher concentration of cat hair and are harder to clean with a vacuum!

[@asafupps]

“Literally one huge pocket” that- that’s what a bag is

[@BubbleBunnyy]

Eww wtf is all that? Why does KZbin let those comments exist?

[@BubbleBunnyy]

Wow I can’t even report the actual profile either just commebts

[@asafupps]

@@BubbleBunnyy Bro I know- it is actually infuriating bots like that get to spam all they want

[@BubbleBunnyy]

@@asafupps I really wish KZbin had the ability to report channels on mobile idk why they don’t that’s such an important feauture

[@asafupps]

@@BubbleBunnyy Ikr! Like they are so obviously bots I don’t know how they can’t just stop them?

[@GlutesEnjoyer]

“If you’ve listened to any podcast you’ve heard of the magic spoon” Drew you do not respect the lengths I go to NOT hear or see ANY ads.

[@IAmUnderscore]

you… watched a 30 minute video full of ads…? lol

[@nicklockk]

@@IAmUnderscore What if he shut the video off at 27:39 like I did to not see the *single* ad in this video?

[@IAmUnderscore]

@@nicklockk he shows ads for the products throughout

[@emmytheidiot5802]

@@IAmUnderscore you missed the joke kid

[@IAmUnderscore]

@@emmytheidiot5802 Ok.

[@dillpickle663]

I don’t care what magic spoon says, I like the weird mascots on cereal.

[@ChristopherColumbusesFeet]

I LOVE them

[@purplefern6010]

Same. I thought it was weird that they were advertising NOT having one as a selling point. And instead they have this ugly art style on their boxes, because that's so much better than Tony the Tiger. 😑

[@viripien]

drew i think its really creative that you made a whole video about a belt, no visuals just belt. thats so artistic, thank you for this art.

[@leann4265]

The small detail of Drew wearing an NFL jersey while doing the NBA press conference skit is sending me😂😂

[@sheshiechan]

And referencing the fact the other Drew Gooden retired in 2016 🤣

[@lVlegabyte]

I’m glad you said this because I’m sports illiterate

[@becauseimafan]

@@lVlegabyte Same here, so thanks!

[@arielleklein5420]

what is it about this comment that attracted so much chat spam lol

[@leann4265]

@@arielleklein5420 seriously 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@HearAboutEars]

I love how drew did that whole NBA skit and edited his name into sound bites instead of just using sound bites from when the literal basketball player also named Drew Gooden was playing

[@pokefire953]

@みつこ so you admit this is stupid, but you're still doing it

[@papajohn5279]

@@pokefire953 They're not doing it, the person who programmed the bot is doing it.

[@cheetohands9]

Being an nba fan in the early 2000’s that was the first thing I thought of when I saw Drew’s channel

[@zacayres351]

I love that he wore a football jersey as a basketball player

[@oak9994]

@@zacayres351 you don't?

[@spanishchair]

I did buy the very expensive grip6 belt but I've actually been extremely happy with it. I think I also had to watch that video on how to put it on but after a week I was already used to getting it on and off. I've always liked the adjustable belts that can be adjusted more accurately than the holes spaced an inch apart. I bought a few cheap adjustable belts that were extremely uncomfortable and very bulky and the grip6 was my last attempt to find a non-traditional belt I liked. I also hated the extra flap on most belts that would pop out of the loop they have and it would always get in the way. Also I was an idiot who doesn't know how to measure my own waist and bought the wrong size. When I contacted them to return the belt so I could buy the correct size they sent the correct size to me free of charge and didn't ask for the small one back. I don't know how their customer service is nowadays but it was good when I originally bought my belt in 2020. In conclusion I didn't buy the belt because it is "accurately crafted", made of "military grade materials", or whatever other buzz words they use in the ad. I got it because it is a simple/minimal design, easily adjustable, and doesn't have the annoying flap sticking out. I've had mine since 2020 and it still holds up great and only has some cosmetic wear even though I legitimately wear this belt every single day. I may never buy another one because they are really expensive but hopefully the one I have will last forever. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk. I promise I'm not sponsored by Grip6.

[@spanishchair]

Also yes this was all to justify me buying an overly expensive belt just so I feel better. No I don't think everyone should get this or will like this. It just so happened to be a product that has what I'm looking for. And just like the guy in the ad I am also obsessed with belts (as well as umbrellas, don't ask...)

[@stephen3164]

Same here - except I got mine probably 8 years ago. Customer service has been great, and the belts hold up great over time. It’s not for everyone, and they can get expensive if you buy a bunch to mix & match the color combinations or if you want one of their fancier buckle designs, but I’ve been really impressed by the quality of the product.

[@alyssaschlegel3465]

My husband literally just brought home a goddam SpineNeck. He's so excited. I couldn't help but burst out laughing. I showed him this video. He still thinks it's great. What has my marriage come to? 💀😂

[@mattbastard1294]

It's bizarre how hard it is to find non-sponsored reviews of Magic Spoon.

[@Roddy556]

Company probably walks a line with their product being not quite bad/expensive enough for people to be outraged

[@dreadfulroses]

@@HazeLmao I just think its a diet soda situation where if youre worried about your health you should just... not drink the watered down alternative because thats probably not much healthier also magic spoon is extremely overpriced so its definitely a situation where you should just get something else, like just cook some bacon itl be much cheaper if you care about leading a healthy lifestyle, I dont think the extra effort to cook a balanced breakfast is a big deal

[@portobeIIa]

@@dreadfulroses honestly! if you're trying to eat healthier, having cereal for breakfast (which is the only out of the 3 main meals a day where it's completely acceptable to stuff yourself with fresh fruit,) is not even gonna cross your mind. i dont see what their target audience is, because i never met someone so obssesed with cereal that they MUST seek a diet alternative for themselves.

[@Jasperr9999]

​@@dreadfulroses I think the appeal is for easy breakfast that tastes sweet and is a lot healthier than normal cereal. For most people with busy working lives, having the time to put together a balanced healthy breakfast can be a lot, so having the quicker and easier alternative can be nice. Though I do agree that if you can go to the effort, making breakfast yourself is gonna be a lot better than eating Magic Spoon every morning

[@ItsJustMe0585]

Here's one: I actually like it. I'm on the Keto diet and cutting back on sugar. It's not as good as normal cerial but it fills that craving nonetheless. Also, it's great for folks with celiac disease. My mom loves it. Literally the only downside is the price and it should really be marketed to certain groups instead of being called a health food.

[@sophiaroth1930]

The decreasing quality of the art in the background reflects Drew's steady loss of brain cells as he buys these products

[@akwardd]

I was looking for someone who noticed hahahaha

[@akwardd]

As he slowly looses his sanity

[@clarebearpostema57]

@@eunji4112 Ugh that's disgusting

[@questral14]

what happened here

[@Boogiewoodle]

Maybe moving or redecorating

[@MrsSmith503]

I want a video where you and Wendigoon just argue about Magic Spoon

[@benjaminwyatt]

i was thinking the same thing HAHAHA

[@v2d2]

I love how the image of Vince Offer on the wall gets progressively worse and worse

[@FNPvids]

The “retired from nba in 2016” joke almost went over my head but then I remembered the drew gooden who played for like 14 years….you sir are good at what you do lol

[@randomdude189]

Being closeted while married? He sure is lol

[@depsm7333]

@@randomdude189 what

[@ajlandry1945]

@@randomdude189 lol 😂

[@cherry-zg9ln]

he's gooden at what he does... I'll see myself out

[@tessawoodly5747]

Dude I came to the comments to see if he was fr

[@enkim8433]

I've never heard of magic spoon and was really disappointed that it's not a cereal spoon that claims to make your cereal taste different or something

[@Alex-ob6jk]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pHzIfZ14fdSSl9E

[@hannalowercase5928]

that's exactly what i thought it was

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

Same. I thought it was gonna be that or whatever those spoons were I had as a kid that came in cereal boxes, they did...something? Either they tasted different or they changed color. Either way I want that and for $10!

[@CommanderViviax]

Me too. I thought it was a spoon that did something to cereal.

[@BeMoreFunny]

They literally advertise on every podcast ever recorded and also on the side of every spaceship until they get dismantled for belts

[@riqrimoli]

drew needs to drop his skincare routine asap

[@accidentalfan444]

Watched this while I was making macaroni right at the part where you’re trying the cereal and I guess my brain got confused and thought for a split second I was cooking cereal and panicked because I thought the cereal would get too soggy in the milk.

[@itz_me_2085]

The irony of those “posture-fixers” is that, since they’re forcing you into that position, they have a tendency to weaken your back-muscles and strengthen your chest muscles which makes your posture worse

[@papichulo8749]

Can we get get some clinical research to back up this claim? Just curious 🤔

[@stankdik]

@@papichulo8749 google is free lmao

[@General12th]

@@stankdik It's not on us to verify someone's claim. It's on the claimant to back it up from the beginning.

[@well_as_an_expert_id_say]

Yes, and shoes give make you pigeon toed, IF YOU DON'T USE THEM APPROPRIATELY.

[@oh_kay2954]

@@General12th this is a KZbin comment section. Not that serious.

[@molls127]

amanda’s husband should really give her channel back, he’s getting out of hand

[@avasmith7530]

Fr ✋😩

[@ayubali2431]

this should've been the pinned comment tbh

[@mintysherbert4293]

@@ayubali2431 its an overused comment. While the premise is funny its commented on every video and is almost always pinned

[@molls127]

@@ayubali2431 lol it wasn’t that good

[@molls127]

@@mintysherbert4293 u right u right

[@ouchtor]

0:44 the emphasis on "even the manager" gets me every time 😭

[@widabuye]

the other day i saw a moon pod ad on my grandma’s television. a new low for humanity

[@redacted8347]

I like how “one huge pocket” implies that things like suitcases are also just huge pockets. My house is a pocket for my family.

[@milqvetoast]

i will never not think about this analogy now, thank you

[@thepassingstatic6268]

A car is just a pocket you can move around in

[@nina.robbs565]

​@@thepassingstatic6268 a plane is just a flying pocket

[@lilyofluck371]

@@nina.robbs565 A train is just multiple pockets connected to each other going very fast

[@chirrupted]

your body is a pocket filled with stuff that goes blgjshsishdbjgbgjgb

[@way2dead4u]

I like how when Safiya Nygard did this it was really broken down and every aspect was looked at with the algorithm and when Drew did this it was a satirical fever dream

[@misatobestgurl]

couldn't agree more. i love drew and saf, and this comment is so on point

[@BigMastah79]

I wonder which one is boring as all hell….

[@aubergine1086]

@@BigMastah79 neither

[@BigMastah79]

@@aubergine1086 Wrong. Safiya. Don’t even have to watch it to see 😍

[@aubergine1086]

@@BigMastah79 sorry for sharing my opinion

[@forthelowpriceof4.99]

When Drew says "Id have to move to a brand new city" I always groan because he doesn't say "and teach myself how to die"😭

[@sammc324]

Someone explain to me why I have rewatched this video so many times. Why is THIS my comfort video???

[@LivvyBooks]

Agreed

[@iZzY-mi2vz]

the fact that the guy on the tv progressively gets less hd makes this so much better because it accurately represents how drew's sanity slowly gets worse as this goes on

[@ceejabbz]

the shamwow guy slowly turns into the shamthatsprettycool guy

[@dgill441]

Deeeeep

[@jacksonpercy8044]

@@ceejabbz shampainfullyaverage guy

[@goodname7660]

@@jacksonpercy8044 shammehitsokguy

[@f-ckmyr0fil617]

she will be better to eat than🍅🍓🍒🍑🍐🍏🍎

[@gigi_animates9700]

why is no one talking about how the drawing behind him gets progressively worse throughout the video

[@lammyweiss]

I thought I was losing my mind

[@chipotleburrito]

LMAO i loved that

[@dolliloveya6839]

THIS IS THE COMMENT I WAS LOOKING FOR

[@Scrimblo]

Shamwow guy slowly degrades himself behind Drew

[@Jack-qg3lf]

I noticed

[@user-rf7lf5yn8p]

every review I've seen of that stupid cereal that isn't a paid promotion says it tastes really bad lol. The fact that they charge ten dollars a box or whatever proves the power of marketing.

[@MTLion3]

Watching your face while you ate the Magic Spoon sent me right back to when I tried it. At its best it’s just ok… but often it’s at its worst. Which was fucking awful 🤣

[@idkbrah473]

Calling a cereal magic spoon is like calling corn on the cob "Enchanted hands and mouth"

[@yoongiverse.]

this is a criminally underrated comment

[@haydentay476]

@@yoongiverse. Agreed

[@imveryangryitsnotbutter]

Weird, that was my nickname in college.

[@Kingbenford]

The difference is that corn really does make my mouth feel enchanted

[@katharineball585]

That's hilarious

[@yikes.]

I think the slowly devolving drawing behind danny represents his sanity

[@nix3l_]

ikr

[@milktea6676]

Lol 😂

[@FunGameGirl97]

"Danny" they are becoming one 😂

[@Chkprofilename]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aairiHxvjbSli6s ..

[@cheap1549]

@Not RickRoll 👇., Curiosity killed me and took my phone to click on this

[@crims0n.corvid]

I don’t care how old this video is. Every day is Drew’s birthday. Here I go. Day one: HAPPY BDAY DREW🎉🎉🎉!!

[@calowenby1654]

I was doing design homework and decided to play this video so that I could listen to something entertaining but familiar enough to not be too distracting while I was working, and two quotes stuck out to me: “Orange you glad I…bought this?” That one was just really funny. “I’m gonna have a conniption.” So THIS is where I know that quote from! I’ve been remembering it for a while now.

[@estergrant6713]

“you cant just make up holidays” wait till drew finds out all holidays were made up at some point

[@FishSnackems]

@@joshroehl6098 would be a shame of your channel got suspended from this

[@f-ckmyr0fil617]

‘The better to hug you with.🏌️‍♀️🏌️‍♂️⛳️🎯🥅🥋🥊

[@f-ckmyr0fil617]

When the wolf had appeased 🛷🏂⛷🎿🎽🎣⛸

[@f-ckmyr0fil617]

she is ill and weak, and they😭😢😤😟😞😖🙁

[@estergrant6713]

yo why the fuck did i get all these unrelated replies???

[@bozzutoman]

Re: Magic Spoon. Tried blueberry and fruity. They both smell fine, and the first bite is crunchy, pretty close to the intended flavor... but then... the texture quickly turns to a gluey paste coating your teeth, permeating your mouth with a gross stevia-laden aftertaste. I could only suffer a few bowls of sunken-cost fallacy before nope-ing them to the trash.

[@MedroffYT]

I like the Frosted and chocolate. They don’t give you the problems the other toilet flavors like blueberry.

[@feltcnz7829]

stevia is such a gross aftertaste

[@Brisarious]

mmmm love me the sweet, sweet taste of sunk cost fallacy

[@frykauf]

Let me introduce you to my friend - Rolled oats (quick oats). It’s one of the cheapest foods on the planet, pour warm milk on it, wait 3 min and it is delicious. It literally taste like you put normal sugar in it, while having 1g of sugar per 100g of oats. Some like the muesli which is based on oats, but I prefer the normal rolled oats, it actually tastes sweeter & is cheap AF. Some like the american variant, oat porridge.

[@alolisa113]

@@frykauf but it's not crunchyyy

[@Stubby_Crayon]

I like how the drawing in the background just keepslowering in quality

[@StopItGarrison]

I love my chirp wheel, dude. It really is nicer than most foam rollers. I love that it has a little divot for your spine while retaining some firmness, so it still *actually rolls out knots in your back.

[@Sansvertigo_]

It’s infinitely amusing to me how the greenscreened image in the back progressively goes from an actual picture to a bunch of incomprehensible blobs

[@vanlukassen1894]

Thank god someone else noticed besides me

[@thekiingc7]

was looking for this comment before making my own -- thank you

[@Gilbert_Gang_Member]

I was also about to make a comment about this

[@ryleysmith6023]

Omgggg thank god it’s like 4 am and I thought i was going insane or something

[@dasleepyfox9299]

69th like. nice

[@cj222100]

My husband's pants one time actually did fall down in the middle of the grocery store (he had lost weight & was being cheap about getting new pants) so it can happen lol.

[@literallyafishhook]

but did it happen in front of everyone, even the manager?

[@weijna]

did he have to change his name and move to another state

[@xtrastrengthsassx1269]

Kind of a flex, though, in a way. Then, he has the opportunity to show how much weight he lost. In an EMBARRASSING way, but somehow nonetheless.

[@clownmommy01]

@@weijna *brand new city

[@janeeyre1990]

That would be a much better "before & after" photo series for weight loss products. Before product: pants on in the grocery store After product: pants to the floor, bay-bee!

[@justagalwhocomments]

3:24! whattt we have the same bdayy

[@Alucard-A-La-Carte]

"It's the kind of thing that just ends up in a box in your attic that just stays up there for 10 years, until you find it when you have to move and NOBODY KNOWS WHAT IT IS" might be the most specifically accurate description of something I've ever heard that could perfectly describe SO MANY different things.

[@ItzATC]

is it just me or is that backpack like fucking awful?? 😭😭 it’s not just a standard backpack for $140, it’s significantly worse than a backpack from 5below for $140 😭

[@ohsangwoo4594]

I can vouch for the baboon backpacks, I've been carrying mine for a little over a year (went on trips and beat the hell out of it with college books) and it still is surprisingly good as new- but then again, mine is one of the gen 1 backpacks (not like the one in the vid) and I bought it for $50ish USD

[@vulpeslyrics]

I have a jansport backpack that I used daily for school for 8 years and now use as my carry-on when I go on flights. it easily fits 3 days of clothing along with my laptop + charger and some other stuff and you can get basically the same design now for $50 retail. why anyone would spent $100+ on a backpack (unless it was like one of those REALLY heavy duty hiking backpacks or something maybe) is absolutely unfathomable to me

[@blevination]

140 bel⁰w

[@carolinewheeler77]

Children’s backpacks are bigger, cheaper, and better quality

[@Podelonge]

It just seems like an uglier and more expensive Kånken backpack!

[@fntthesmth423]

I appreciate the comments explaining what "military-grade" means, so that i can now say something at my store is "military-grade" to indicate that it's cheap shit

[@koebiemi2095]

The only descriptors I wish others to use on me in the future will be “military-grade”. “Cool”? “Fun”?? “Hot”??? Tired, overused, and uninspired. “Military-grade”? thought-provoking, unique

[@Seth9809]

Well, store brand Ibuprophin is "military grade" in that it's as cheap as possible while still doing everything it should.

[@CommanderWiggins]

Yeah, "Military Grade" basically means "cheap crap that has been repackaged and marked up for way more than its worth." I'll always remember when my neighbor gave us some of the random stuff he had leftover from his time in the military, and one of the things was called a "Military Tactical Light". It was literally just a glowstick in army themed packaging. I laughed for a solid minute when I realized that. And now I understand where our massive military spending budget goes.

[@Burn3r10]

Pretty much. Cheapest shit possible to meet a standard.

[@hand13932]

@@Seth9809 ironically ibuprofen is one of the only OTC medicines I know of that is spelled phonetically

[@shyloart]

Unrelated but the music Drew uses to transition to another product ( hers an example 10:54) is called Italo Disco by last dinosaurs. It’s a really good song and I’m happy Drew also likes it ( he had a copy of their album seen here 27:58 the brightly orange one)