The Forbidden Triple Drivers License

About Balatro:
Balatro is a deck-building roguelite where you must play poker hands and earn chips to defeat enemy blinds. Enhance your deck of playing cards, buy Jokers to modify each hand you play, and discover new and wild synergies to win!
Try it out here: store.steampowered.com/app/23...
Links - wlo.link/@skoottie
#skoottie #strategy

[@Aperson156]

There needs to be a "cryo joker" or something that lets you freeze a shop item.

[@Linkfan001]

I think that should be a voucher. A freeze joker would cause values and requirements on cards to not change. No more random on ancient joker, no more mult loss from Ramen, but also no increase for jokers like bus and pants.

[@hesho24]

@@Linkfan001PERMANENT POPCORN

[@owenwilliams8849]

honestly that should just be a base mecanic tbh

[@themobius5798]

@@hesho24Why not PERMANENT RAMEN?

[@iconica9516]

baby path: cryo joker grown path: SAP style joker

[@xclutchyxmcgeex6383]

The worst part of the Balatro videos is that I never know why to do if I like the video

[@penguinsarecool6357]

Blueprint, burnt joker, and space joker is insane

[@descendency]

The final play... Pair = 340X24 with 2 polychrome glass 5s = x9 and +10 chips. And then jokers give 3x3x3x3 = x81 multiplier. Steel is x1.5. So (340+10)*24*81*1.5=9,185,400. Three of a kind = 90X9 with 3 5s = x27 and +15 chips. same extra multiples... (90+15)*9*27*81*1.5=3,100,072.5. The extra chips are just too much to overcome of level 23, but it close. Too lazy to go back and watch it again to see if there were enough venus planet cards to push three of a kind past pair.. but the way he played it is a better meme.

[@y0benda100]

WOOO MORE BALATRO CONTENT

[@vassanguis]

13:23 I know getting Invisible Joker made the funny run, but the Pants would have been great with the pair build

[@zoompipes_twin2889]

Isn’t pants 2 pair anyways?

[@alexiscarrette4930]

You can discard 5 too upgrade pair with burn joker

[@notaflam1ng0]

What am I supposed to do if I like the video?

[@1TieDye1]

“One free reroll? That pays for it self!” Immediately doesn’t use free reroll lol It happens though, everybody misplays. There are so many little decisions to make in this game it’s kind of hard to get through a game without it at least one

[@FayezButts]

That part was pretty funny

[@JosiahBradley]

Mary Kate and Ashley World Champion tries to escape past, but can't drive fast enough.

[@tekkorb778]

Ankh->invis->blueprint->brainstorm equals 5 total copies of one joker

[@gingeral253]

Permit, Junior License, then Driver’s License

[@corporaldelta1148]

Do you think theres a chance out there of skipping every possible blind and only getting shops after bosses?

[@TheGrimbler]

I've done it on one of the easier decks. :v don't exactly recommend though

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

There's an unlock for doing just that. VERY difficult unlock since you need to be very specific in what you buy though.

[@shaunofthadead]

I liked the video but I'm not sure what to do next... it feels like there was something I was supposed to do...

[@lucjanl1262]

Why you're not buying that ancient voucher that reduces your anti by one? It gives you so much more time to assemble your build in my experience.

[@Khanh1321]

He won't reply sadly ...

[@TheGrimbler]

Plus (Imo) the one you get after that gets rid of a discard instead is much more cost effective Addition: He had rocket, so more money scaling as well >.>

[@lucjanl1262]

​@TheGrimbler true, the second one is just the cherry on top. Honestly, they should just read: "Loose 1 hand/1 discard and in return gain ~$40, 3 complete shop rerolls, new voucher and a ton of scaling on your jokers."

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

It's not particularly useful unless you know you're gonna fail the next blind without it.

[@EleanorValetti2000]

I'd love to see you play Man Of Madan

[@youdontgettoknowmyrealname7531]

I want to play this game so bad but it crashes instantaneously on my computer

[@Pheonix1328]

Excuse me?! Someone mentioned creamsicle milk in chat? What and where please!

[@RobotnikPlngas]

Do 2 rocks count as a pair? I was thinking on making a full rocks deck.

[@adumbfurry7036]

Rocks count as no suit or rank, and as such, playing 5 stone cards will simply be a high card.

[@RobotnikPlngas]

@@adumbfurry7036 Interesting, thank you for letting me know before I tried this fool's errand lmao.

[@adumbfurry7036]

@@RobotnikPlngas However, all stone cards will trigger in the hand so it would be a high card but it would still have +250 chips added

[@RobotnikPlngas]

@@adumbfurry7036 I can see how 5 rocks with Red Seal + Lots of High Cards planets could be a little crazy, I might try it.

[@froggygills3140]

Damn it, skootie didnt ask for likes, i guess i should still like it Also congrats on 100k!!

[@ckcky1755]

I honestly don't remember the difficult stuff... besides white->standard green->??? Black->cash? nah

[@spencer2069]

They should just change the colour of the chips instead of the crazy high numbers, like 1$, 2$, 5$, 10$, etc

[@thedeck-buildingdemon8293]

1:15 what exactly is the use of an eternal joker anyway?

[@StarSpangledChristian]

Eternal jokers means you cant sell or destroy them I just see it as a joker you dont want to buy

[@TheGrimbler]

​@@StarSpangledChristianActually, It can be really helpful sometimes *if* it is a good joker like blueprint. Any spectral card that reads "destroy all other jokers" is ineffective against them

[@user-on3db8ig3l]

​@@TheGrimbleralso Madness Joker cant break them but still ticks up

[@TheGrimbler]

@@user-on3db8ig3l wait, fr? I thought It would just act as an invalid action. Good to know

[@user-on3db8ig3l]

@@TheGrimbler I saw a post about it haven't tested it myself!

[@omegahaxors3306]

🟠Hey Pair!

[@CandeedYams]

Title says triple intro says 4 i dont know what to expect!!

[@frederf3227]

Hey, check out the pair on this guy.

[@NaitsirhcCheck]

But, Skoottie.. What do I do if I like the video?

[@vactyl__]

i miss "if you like the video, like the video" more and more each new vid

[@lexsanders212]

Wait is he dead?

[@exiledtobronze8694]

Every video miss pronouncing Balatro is triggering but i enjoy the videos so i stay. For any comments balatrō is latin for fool/clown (in reference to the jokers played i imagine)

[@TTHJJD100]

Just here to say I recently discovered four fingers lets you complete straight flushes with one card out of suit in a 5 card hand, had all clubs one diamond jack 9,10,J,Q,K. The jack completed the straight but gave me a straight flush. Enjoy the tech!

[@Nick-ky4lw]

I love your vids your voice is so nice

[@KaviDGaming]

Great vid, it's not pronounced "Buh-latro" btw. "Bal" is pronounced like the name "Sal" and should sound like "Bal-luh-tro" Buhlatro sounds like the name of a tasty sandwhich

[@aidans7597]

Hhahahhahahahhaha

[@aidans7597]

Batman’s dead

[@Brosskifle]

He said subscribe if you wanna see more so I pressed subscribe and now I'm unsubscribed I hope he posts a new video soon so I can subscribe again