The Fresno Nightcrawler and the Rake | HauntLich

[@SomeTerrarian]

2:26 is like 🗿 👖

[@HauntLich]

I'm dying

[@sadgefish3161]

fresno pantswalker lol

[@MrAtomicBrownie]

The fresno nightcrawler is just an irl amogus shitpost.

[@HauntLich]

Are you telling me that the Nightcrawler... Is Sus?

[@-SRM-]

Go around walking one night in a giant pair of hammer pants and everyone thinks you're a cryptid...It was just the style at the time.

[@HauntLich]

80's Dudes are cryptids didn't ya know?

[@blankadams3120]

The footage of the Fresno Nightcrawler looks like a string puppet with connection points at the 'torso' and the feet, just vaguely walking down the street... by a new puppeteer.

[@HauntLich]

Yeah it's not exactly the most convincing effect. People sure as shit like it though. I almost wonder if it wouldn't be more successful as a TikTok character than a "cryptid".

[@RolandTHX]

Fresno Nightcrawler is really the exceedingly rare albino Gondola.

[@HauntLich]

Gotta get out there and catch me one of them Shiny Gondolas

[@boompowextra6717]

I guess the rake is gonna dial up his old pal Slendy since they’re so close.

[@HauntLich]

They and Freddy Fazbear can go hang out with the Tooth Fairy at my real dad's house, since everyone's decided that imaginary shit is real now.

[@AureliaZenobia]

I saw dial up and immediately thought of AOL. Is he going to AIM message Slenderman to hang out? 🤣

[@mad_quack]

Ahhhhh, yes. I, too, find *pants* pretty terrifying.

[@HauntLich]

scary pant

[@sadgefish3161]

5:41 wtf dracula isnt real??????

[@gavinelrod6307]

I thought the rake was real when I was a kid, but now, not anymore

[@toothpastebun3820]

Yes Yes YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!

[@sixx_xlr]

I remember the days when people thought the creepy pastas were real. shit got really cringe on DeviantArt lmao those were better days...

[@fmsyntheses]

Reminds me a little bit of Spurdo Sparde.

[@HauntLich]

Is Spurdo the hot new cryptid lurking in california? All known information points to yes.

[@toothpastebun3820]

WOOOOO!

[@krispy932]

scary mystery pants

[@HauntLich]

That reference is a legendary cryptid in and of itself

[@AureliaZenobia]

Spooky pants!

[@HauntLich]

Scared the pants right off me and now they're runnin around in California actin up

[@Cool_Kid95]

This one was educational, I'll never forget that one video about this where this one guy said The Fresno Nightcrawler was 100% real because "A Native American said it was from a swamp planet". Like that's not a reason, that's just racism.

[@reasordante1649]

And now...he, he got us. I don't KNOW how to feel about that. Looking forward to learning name of spooky ghostgoatguestdude. Bit of a mouthful of a name for now but seems like an alright cryptid to hang out with. Translation subtitles WERE appreciated.

[@tailsdoll023]

0:16 among us

[@HauntLich]

sus

[@sonic23233]

It's just homestar runner

[@ezonda3404]

Among us

[@dashylongfoot]

Amogus

[@HauntLich]

fresno suscrawler

[@sonic23233]

No that's just a Pokémon

[@HauntLich]

How long until Nintendo starts adding creepypasta references into Pokemon

[@sonic23233]

@@HauntLich Mythical Pokémon are kind of like Cryptids

[@qowqi]

Amongus

[@HauntLich]

sus

[@erainmartinez8175]

what music is that from? 0:02

[@HauntLich]

It comes from a Commodore 64 soundfont rendition of the game Ghouls 'n' Ghosts.

[@blankadams3120]

Poor luck for Buttler, I want to see more of Mexican American deer ghost. Also, so, the Rake is the demon at the foot of the bed? A sleep-paralysis demon originally?

[@HauntLich]

I don't think he's sleep-paralysis related. More like a dude that just chills at the foot of the bed. Y'know, keeps you company. He's a real nice guy, just shy. Also. Mexican?

[@blankadams3120]

@@HauntLich I think I meant 'Native American deer ghost'... no clue why I typed Mexican.

[@HauntLich]

@@blankadams3120 Lmao that's alright I was just curious

[@pixelnauts7670]

Did I miss a new fucking character being introduced?!? Edit:no wait he was in the subliminal video too

[@APsychicMonkey]

People don't try to make new cryptids because everyone has a high resolution camera on them at all times. Posting some blurry, shaky dark video of a guy in a bad costume isn't gonna fool most people. Most.

[@HauntLich]

I do so much love the "most", because there are absolutely people who buy into this shit no questions asked. I should make a new cryptid, get me some o dat bigfoot money. He'll be the Colorado Buttslapper, he slaps butts and is mysterious :0

[@morcowbell1998]

You’ve inspired me to start making Cryptids

[@happysoulz7706]

First baby