The 'Full House' When D.J. Almost Starved Herself To Death

Remember the 'Full House' when D.J. almost starved herself to death to look good in a bathing suit? It was a very special episode.
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[@Pirelli913]

"Michelle goes ham on that cake." I feel bad for whichever twin didn't get to go ham on that cake.

[@isabelflaherty3454]

Pirelli913 well they both could have done the scene bc someone could have messed up so they probably both got to eat cake 🤷‍♀️😂

[@leosalt]

They probably did it twice just so they could both eat the cake

[@notsusan]

maybe they made a deal that the first twin would mess up the scene and they'd have to do it again with the other twin

[@BillGraper]

Every time one of them got to eat on the set, they gave the other one the same thing. 🙂

[@noone-wj6wj]

they directors probably invited the other twin to eat the cake after they got the cut

[@allykholodov]

'she realizes that a pinky swear isn't legally binding' i'm dying X'D

[@melissacooper4482]

The weird thing is that Stephanie didn't question about breaking her promise to DJ about telling the family she hasn't been eating. But yet in another episode she questions whether or not to tell anyone about Charles getting abused.

[@Spacedreamss]

Trust me they can be

[@nolimits4387]

Melissa Cooper Well, it’s because that episode happened before this one. Maybe she learned her lesson from that episode and form what Jesse told her, and is now speaking up when she knows something is wrong.

[@TallSilentGuy]

I'm no lawyer, but i seriously doubt that a pinkie promise is legally binding when you literally grab the person's wrist and make them do it.

[@fiver2543]

@@melissacooper4482 maybe she learned her lesson from that episode and realized that she should say something

[@pissonmytoast]

“Stephanie is sad because her sisters about to die” *BRUH*

[@KadeMining]

F in the chat

[@iamnotreal0717]

@@KadeMining f

[@Xluxzx]

@@KadeMining f

[@aizawatoez1878]

@@KadeMining F

[@ftoma6558]

@@KadeMining f

[@gachadanger5679]

“What really matters is keeping Junk food out of the house” “Uncle Jesse shows up with a box of enough cake to kill a diabetic pothead”

[@hehe-xw8it]

Lawrence Rodriguez your dumb af. Eating unhealthy doesn’t give you diabetes. 1 cake will not give you diabetes

[@hehe-xw8it]

Amy The Brawler you really are dumb af... that not how it works.

[@anyahammad4762]

@@AmyTheBrawler not technically true. If people have diabetes it doesn’t necessarily mean they’ve been eating healthier then someone who Doesn’t have diabetes. It’s just if you eat sugar and are prone to diabetes (it’s more of a blood Line thing) it’s different then eating sugar and not being prone to diabetes. Like if your a child and u eat as much sugar as another child u might get diabetes and they won’t. Unfortunately not a lot of people know their prone to diabetes before they get it. I’m just saying it doesn’t necessarily mean you haven’t been eating healthy if u have diabetes, i mean I would explain more cause that’s not the whole concept, but I have to go. But be more careful on talking about that publicly, it could offend someone.

[@jerilemons5281]

I'm A Diabetic

[@aporue5893]

*diabeetus*

[@kaic4932]

“stephanie is sad her sister is about to die” 😂

[@aryromero8511]

Lilly Hall 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mistymitchell2790]

She wasn't about to die

[@idiotseverywhere5084]

Thats not funny

[@SchoolVideosGoHere]

@@idiotseverywhere5084 Why are you even here? These videos are full of that type of humor lol

[@allencollins1617]

@@SchoolVideosGoHere Internet Fans Fanbase Are Like Satanic Cults & Can Be Impossible, Such As Yourself.

[@SeymourPettigrew]

“ Stephanie makes this face, because she realizes her sister is a dummy”

[@rottenredhead6009]

Wait does that mean that dogs do wear bikinis???

[@rebeccamichael626]

@@rottenredhead6009 - There have been pictures.

[@robertschott5732]

markmac HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[@itsbrissa4571]

King Eric lol I died at that part 😂

[@SomeOne-du8kf]

Lol

[@sweetielady7710]

“Eating an ice pop that even kids in 3rd world countries would say, yeah.. no” omg I’m dead haha 😂

[@bethanybrown2022]

Honestly, I felt like this episode covered eating disorders in the most superficial way. Eating disorders aren’t just some two week phase. I’ve had anorexia for 8 years. It’s not something you can just get over because your dad talks about your friends liking you for you.

[@alexisd6106]

They do that with all old sitcoms. Getting involved in gangs and then the next week they leave the gang and never talk about it again, getting addicted to drugs and alcohol and then the next week they're totally fine and sober etc etc.

[@jahnishaedwards]

That's why it's a TV show

[@TallSilentGuy]

They caught the problem early on, as luck would have it.

[@laurahuynh8333]

True. Your brain will literally change how you perceive your body. You think that you need to keep losing weight despite visually being too thin. Staying thin becomes an obsession that takes over.

[@melissacooper4282]

@@laurahuynh8333 I remember reading a fictional novel that told about a teenage girl that wanted to lose weight because she was convinced that thinner meant prettier. The story ended with her in the hospital on the brink of death. She was at rock bottom when she realized that she needed help. It ended with her pleading with a doctor who specializes in eating disorders, "Help me. Help me get well."

[@ariana8607]

“He got enough samples to murder a diabetic pothead”

[@brandonwilliams9353]

Had me rolling

[@kadenburton9860]

Im dying over here😂

[@patrickstar6367]

I wish he had said Type Two Diabetic. There are different kinds of diabetes and it is offensive when people assume.

[@darkinside2213]

My daughter has type 1 diabetes and I laughed my ass off when he said this.

[@Ghettomoney]

lmao and thats me

[@rachelbowers912]

“Jesse has enough cake to kill a diabetic pothead”

[@NileshR12]

😂😂

[@chxrriess2318]

Lawrence Rodriguez I feel bad for Ashley because Mary Kate was the one who did that scene

[@unixcorn8742]

Lawrence Rodriguez 🤣

[@hes_emo5029]

😂

[@cloudieskye5130]

@Lawrence Rodriguez actually I think the twins take turns when I gets tired the other one does the next scene and no one will notice since they look alike

[@Montesama314]

"Everyone's miserable, so eat that chicken parm and at least be miserable with the people who care about you" is a damn good life moral, to be honest.

[@colleenkyle7741]

3:50 "She reveals Dj hasn't eaten in 3 days! Her family warns her, that what she's doing is dangerous, because she's riding a bus with no breaks to crankyville, that will ultimately drop her off with her dead mom in hell" HOLY FUCK LMAO

[@megannewman8917]

"Food isn't just some shit that's stopping your fridge from floating away." LMAO!!!

[@Marie-cs8kp]

Literally made me cackle at 3:00 am

[@jinxybangtan2219]

Omfg I died

[@sdagoth3037]

"You actually have to eat it to survive" Living 101 for Dummies.

[@marceljohnson2215]

My favorite part

[@MsKillerqueen5]

"A cute palate cleanser from the harsh reality that the 14 yr old they bailed on is about to drop dead upstairs" LMFAO!!!

[@LiikeAralleyrace]

MsKillerqueen5 too I'll

[@sanuhanu9818]

That 'food isn't just some shit that's keeping your fridge from floating away' line was really funny 😂

[@nathanfles2249]

“… that will ultimately drop her off with her dead mom in hell” JESUS CHRIST

[@Angie_Onaleta]

"She takes that shit straight to level seventy-goddamn-five! Whatchu know about it!?" 💀🤣🤣

[@kareemxo3]

Oml

[@livimane5564]

That had me CRYING

[@universalquest6079]

That is my favorite part.

[@wellesradio]

Mountbatten Windsor More than the "join her dead mom in hell" part?

[@lilymilner7995]

3k like

[@naysafelix5459]

“DJ does not have time for that level 1 nonsense so she takes that shit all the way to level seventy god damn five whatchu know about it” 😭😭😭

[@abbeygalefrancis5939]

Naysa Felix I DIED😂😂

[@melzepe386]

Naysa Felix that was so funny.

[@coledavis5541]

Naysa Felix I’m laughing so hard that! 😂

[@marcirwilcox1160]

Well level 150 bitches

[@pick4636]

why has nobody mentioned how bad of a friend kimmy is in this episode? she flaunts her fast metabolism in DJ’s face and then eats her cookies. and then eats her lunch knowing she’s STARVING HERSELF and does nothing about it???

[@riqueman23]

She's a dumb airhead, ofc she wouldn't know any of these things

[@riqueman23]

She didn't eat her lunch btw, that was Comet who did it because Kimmy didn't want DJ's ham sandwiches because that's all she would give her, so then DJ gives the rest of her lunches to Comet.

[@user-dl8rt4rt6u]

Kimmy is a terrible friend time and again. It confuses me why DJ doesn't dump her ass

[@Macy53]

This guy is so funny he goes there’s DJ in the corner looking like she’s about to have a goddamn heart attack I WAS DYING LMAO

[@lucciemane2276]

*little did we know, aunt becky was too busy buying her kid’s way into college*

[@briannacruz8987]

💀💀💀

[@deadskrillaskrit2078]

Niiiiiiiiiice

[@Jere-fh3fq]

luccie mane that is a low blow

[@jamarwarren9450]

Wait huh how I’m confused ?

[@Jere-fh3fq]

Jamar Warren you see, the actress that played aunt Beckie recently was exposed of buying her children’s way into collage

[@homeyiommi1921]

"Jesse's doing wedding research, and got enough cake samples to murder a diabetic pothead" I love Dashiell for lines like this.

[@aliciamehl294]

its ma

[@patrickstar6367]

I wish he had said Type Two Diabetic. There are different kinds of diabetes, and it is rude to assume.

[@salti6780]

Patrick Star but like that ruins the joke

[@williamwalsh5160]

“ Cuz her designated guardians are to busy looking at butt cheeks “ haHaH

[@FlossyGamerr]

3:10 “moves these perverts” 😂

[@daniellexodrake]

“DJ starts yelling, because she’s hangry” my mood 24/7 😂

[@kazia6292]

“Michelle goes ham on that cake” Okay that’s me.

[@breahnahall-myrick3504]

ShookEth dol ikr

[@imsuffering6939]

ShookEth dol ikr haha

[@kaosu-chan2531]

666 LIKES?!!!

[@mr_wiggles3718]

Stop stealing comments

[@kazia6292]

Puppet Life uhh I’m not, I don’t see your problem

[@jerome8465]

"Stephanie is sad that her sister is about to die" 😂

[@lolliltaco]

the guy talking omg😭😭😭😭💀

[@grapez2795]

I guess not everyone in the house was full this time

[@jennascarpa9784]

Good one.

[@user-cq8nn1ql8l]

LMAO!

[@LoopayLu]

Holy shit, you win the comment section! 😂😂😂

[@SpagEddie8113]

Oh my God that comment was AMAZING!:)

[@MJ5462001]

I don't get it. It's called full house because of the number of people living there.

[@livymangroo7062]

“And then promptly feeds that crap to the dog” This video is literally a MEME

[@grace_kuhar]

ikr

[@danklies9606]

that part wasn't even funny

[@cheesecakegobbler]

@livy mangroo why are you shouting lol

[@zoee399]

@@danklies9606 okay did anyone fucking ask it was kinda funny tho but okay be mad

[@IloveAllah39284]

@@danklies9606 Your right it was HILARIOUS

[@Twism2206]

“Seventy got damn five what you KNOW about it” 😂😂😂

[@marleighwhitman8313]

“When all they really need is is a gentle reminder that everyone is miserable all the time”

[@meganreeves6111]

Yep like me right now

[@dmf1301]

It's a pretty harsh phrasing, but he's not wrong. Everyone has problems, even the so-called 'pretty and popular' crowd who pretend they don't. I don't think everyone is literally miserable all the time.. some people with problems are genuinely happy at least some of the time! :p

[@jennascarpa9784]

“Dj says no,because she just brushed her teeth, which we all know is a lie because tooth paste borderline counts as food.” I don’t know why but that line and me WHEEZING

[@salm6331]

yeah we seen the video too

[@qook1543]

@@salm6331 Yes and it was worth repeating

[@Whatmelons24]

I was crying

[@melv5174]

"D.J says she'll be right there, and falls down faster than a folding chair in a hurricane" hahah can't stop laughing

[@MsObeyy]

Melanie V oh my god. 😂😂😂

[@harriettoh7188]

Melanie V lol

[@corymatthew6840]

“Enough cakes To murder a diabetic pothead” Bruh😂

[@jay-ul7ux]

“Because he’s tall as sh!t and lanky as hell”

[@lead.m4579]

‘She realizes a pinky swear isn’t legally binding’ 😂

[@TheSupart91]

Lea D. M hell yeah 😂🤣 🤣😂 😂💀

[@h2832]

Legit I read this at the moment it said it

[@zenos02]

But a handshake is a legal agreement in Texas

[@yeahokjosh]

“And if you see your deliriously hungry sister talking to dogs about bathing suits” -dead 😂😂💀

[@mimiandcheese1357]

J.P. Marini I saw this comment right as he said it In The video and just sort of read along

[@jakeowens1253]

😂😂😂👍

[@matthewmiller7237]

The fu wait what 😂😂😂😂

[@tumblrgrl222]

“You’ll end up dead in hell like your mom” that’s cold dude that’s cold

[@mildred714]

watch something you can handle then

[@peepeepoopoo7182]

“Toothpaste borderline counts as food” lmaooooo

[@babie5506]

That randomly reminded me of my friend

[@justanotherweirdo11]

no but seriously people get concerned about the calories in their chewing gum

[@yas.8]

the weirdest person you would ever meet there was a time where I was counting calories in my gum...

[@hurtzburtz991]

@@justanotherweirdo11 I count the calories and definitly sugar content in my gum

[@Icedpumpkinchailatte]

YOUR USERNAME BAHAHSOAOSBAOAO

[@kaela1096]

“Stephanie is sad her sister is about to die” omg

[@prestonparker3959]

kaela 😆

[@sarahnicole181]

Hahahahah

[@shadowhawk4164]

I love how he said slow suicide, that was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cynder6596]

"Toothpaste borderline counts as food" Toothpaste usually has 1 calorie per every quarter cup. Also 2 weeks of not eating wont make you die (in most cases)

[@genevieveann3557]

I can’t lie- as a once avid watcher of the show growing up, I laughed a lot throughout this video

[@tylergerald]

"riding a bus with no brakes that'll take her to Crankyville that will ultimately drop her off with her dead mom in hell" DAMN dude wtf where did that come from?!!

[@brownbbydoll1777]

Right ! That was such an unnecessary thing to say smh

[@ComicWriter-ml3qt]

Tyler Scott don’t know where it came from, but I’m pretty sure he said it went to hell.

[@morgan-db9re]

idk but it was fucking hilarious

[@Spilululily]

💀

[@squin9954]

That was fucking funny

[@princesscherry171]

“Stef is making this face, realizing her sister, is a dummy.” IM DEAD.

[@traetrae7517]

Princess Cherry1 😂😂

[@traetrae7517]

Princess Cherry1 "Dj in the corner bout to have a goddamn heart attack"😂😂😂

[@jordanpalos9949]

I thought he was gonna say something said and was shook when he said dummy 😂

[@jaidakatt2221]

Ikr

[@atomicdancer]

Steph is making this face 😬

[@naomithriftss]

“Stephanie makes this face because she realizes her sister is a dummy” I’m crying

[@minaminumahata5344]

“D.J. does not have time for that level one nonsense”

[@lovelyb9062]

Crank that shit up to level 70 gotdamn 5 whatcha know about it? 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Alpha-bn6cj]

"Stephanie is sad that her sister is about to die" + Stephanie's facial expression had me rolling on the floor

[@KittyPieVibes]

Alpha :/

[@uchechiblxckgoddess]

"He had body issues when he was a kid cuz he's tall as s*** and lanky as hell" I'M DEAD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AcrylicKiss]

Right!

[@skullandmelodiesd.c.3137]

How tall was he

[@23lily]

Uchechi Iwenofu 420th like😂

[@quartratic2389]

skull and melodies D.C. 6”3

[@nothingnoone675]

“Who has a car, who has drugs, and who you’d like to maybe eventually sleep with” lmao

[@Annie-bp7cx]

I don't understand why she was so self conscious about her body, bc it was literally perfect

[@mastersnet18]

It was the 90s that’s why. Skinny was in.

[@pagolainaki7175]

I had a friend with an eating disorder and she had normal weight, it comes in all bodies this Issue, not just SUPER SKINNY people.

[@cassierxse]

it doesn't matter what size you are. most people will ALWAYS find something wrong with themselves. insecurity doesn't care about the way you look at all.

[@dmf1301]

Because many, many teenagers in the real world have body image issues. So stupid shows like this paid lip service to 'addressing' the issue by having the character develop a problem and then have the problem solved in a single episode, which won't help anyone in the real world even though that's what they're trying to do! Because in the real world, the struggle takes years to develop and then a lifetime to fight.

[@Annie-bp7cx]

@Katelyn McDonald yea... yea I do cause I used to have one

[@alainaspriggs1859]

"ignoring dj in the corner about to have a goddamn heart attack"😂😂😂😂😂

[@katierundle9469]

"Michelle goes ham on that cake" lmao

[@malibucalifornia241]

Katie Rundle when does it say it

[@ajplaze8001]

Taking Becky’s advice would have been smart here, one’s metabolism along with exercise will burn calories and help one shed weight. Starving yourself and working out excessively might not do anything, with an empty stomach that is.

[@star-bi8cb]

she wasn’t literally starving to death the human body can go a long time without food until it completely shuts down lmao

[@katlyndobransky2419]

God I remember watching this episode and thinking “But she’s so much prettier than me...”

[@melissacooper4282]

It's weird how we don't see ourselves the way others see us.

[@hitofgrace]

Melissa Cooper this might be poorly done, but back then no one really talked about eating disorders. Especially on a family friendly show. Im glad they showed struggles a teen, a lot of girls probably looked up too could be going through as well.

[@mrcisgenstraightwhitemale2246]

Naw, she was fat.

[@tremtiger]

Mr CisGenStraightWhiteMale um no she wasn’t lmao

[@smileitsjustagame2937]

It's funny you say that, I thought the same thing. Looking back on it now makes me realize how impressionable I was as a young girl.

[@ArmageddonAngel]

And then Aunt Becky helps DJ get into college. Good times.

[@urbanrealism237]

LOL

[@katiebayliss9887]

ArmageddonAngel and then gets Stephanie pregnant when she can’t afford it

[@crystalchampion9617]

She did I didn't know that

[@cortezmauricio56]

lol

[@crystalchampion9617]

@@cortezmauricio56 that's awesome

[@user-mw9rb8cm4d]

The “ your food isn’t something stopping your fridge from flying away, you have to eat it” sent me 😭😭😭😭🤣

[@gregmitchell9501]

“Her family warns her that what she is doing is dangerous. Because she’s riding a bus with no brakes to crankyville that will ultimately drop her off with her dead mom in hell.” 🤣 🤣 Jesus Christ

[@modifiedbarbie]

“Until they see those women with fabric in their booty crack”

[@isilva0013]

*DEAD*

[@gia8604]

Ileen Silva I like your profile pic

[@isilva0013]

@@gia8604 I like yours too

[@noone-wj6wj]

“DJ doesn’t have time for that level 1 nonsense” DJ:*takes it up to 70 god damn 5* I’m dying😂

[@LizMarie2003]

Right!! I laughed so loud at that part my neighbor probably heard me 😂😂😂

[@notaytguru8214]

“Whatcha know about it” 😭😭😭

[@kaylajames9334]

I am still laughing. That was the best line in the whole episode.

[@lovelyb9062]

I almost pissed myself 😂😂😂

[@judithhughes6531]

Whatchuknowboutit! That shit cracked me up.

[@mariekharma4405]

As a girl from a third world country my grandmother would probably feed me twice as much if I tried to eat a ice pop

[@jdng86]

How does a family not notice their daughter hasn't eaten in three days?

[@samiyahmosley3844]

“Then he takes her hungry ass down stairs.” When I tell you I died😭

[@itskayleemichelle3995]

"Then promptly feeds that crap to the dog"😂

[@hichica1462]

"a diabetic pothead"😂💀

[@karahrichards3389]

Reading all these comments has me dead. For some reason, its funnier than the video for me, lmao

[@davidmckesey7119]

dj in the corner about to have a God Damn heart attack lol

[@mandysworld_yt]

david mckesey I don’t find that one to funny ....

[@diamond-vm5sl]

Mandys world I did 😂😂😂😂

[@mrdiez8496]

Mandys world then why are you here?

[@br00klynnative58]

*Because a pinky promise isn't a legal bind* Lmfao

[@br00klynnative58]

Concious Cleo ikr!

[@waldenwonders]

legally binding*

[@Lorenzo3K]

Karen Paula pinky promises have straight up ruined lives

[@JaneDoe-gu5sb]

I mean, technically it is if you can PROVE that the pinkie promise happened, which is nigh impossible

[@abbyb.1565]

quote of the vid

[@sophia..b2179]

“Thin strips of neon strips stuffed up their ass wholes.” Had me died 🤣😵

[@jojorathke1208]

"When all they really need is a gentle reminder that everyone's miserable all the time, and the only thing you can ever do about it is shove chicken parm in your mouth with the people you care about." Everything in this is gold but this line is the best thing in the world 😂😂

[@rebeccahopkins9522]

“That will ultimately drop her off with her dead mom in Hell” OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD I SPIT OUT MY ICE CUBE POPSICLE😂👍

[@anidleteen]

I love that 😹

[@urmom5156]

I spit out all my food because I was dying of laughter

[@bitesizebri9983]

:(

[@moderndaywyattearp5792]

Queen Douae or do you have a swim party in two weeks? Eat the cake!

[@moderndaywyattearp5792]

Hands down the best line on here.

[@jayq.mcburger9030]

"Food isn't just some shit that's stopping your fridge from floating away. You actually need to eat it to survive." 😆

[@AloysiusWaffle]

Jay Q. McBurger I made it 69

[@nathasion9556]

this was the best one

[@cringevides521]

2:28 "Takes that shit straight to level 70 goddamn 5" 🤣😂

[@puppeteer7604]

“Because he’s tall as sh!T and lanky as hell” HAD ME DYING

[@JIF882]

This comment didn't age well since Bob is dead

[@graciecravy6826]

The way he describes everything has me deceased😂

[@laurenashleighmoore]

"Stephanie makes this face, because she realizes her sister is a dummy." XD

[@commanderwaddles3483]

kaosalakane79 So even when you're 50 you still won't fuck someone over 29?

[@angelaphillips1731]

“Michelle goes HAM on that cake” 😂😂

[@leilanijacobson517]

“on a bus, that will eventually drop her off with her dead mom in hell” damn wtf 😭

[@eatnbytheworms1858]

"Stephanie is sad her sister is about to die"

[@user-mw9pw4ng4u]

dingoesatemybaby Yas

[@aliceb2740]

dingoesatemybaby I read this comment the moment they said it

[@cece.h1601]

“Stephanie makes this face because she realizes that her sister is stupid “ 😂😂😂

[@Romy---]

Camara Hurndon "is a dummy"**

[@bee_boy4042]

“Food isn’t just some shit that’s stopping your fridge from floating away”

[@sjcflawless]

It’s crazy how scrunchies are the new 80’s style workout wear. A blast from the past.

[@morganlemons1694]

I remember watching this exact episode of full house on tv

[@maceymcallister498]

Morgan Lemons me too

[@jinxybangtan2219]

Morgan Lemons Lemon Daddy you're everywhere 😂

[@jinxybangtan2219]

Wait shit so am I....

[@sav2378]

WTF ARE YOU SATAN HOW ARE YOU EVERYWHERE

[@liccforlucc4786]

Morgan Lemons *dials 911 on microwave* wHy aRe yOu eVeRywHeRe

[@caboose.20]

"Because toothpaste borderline counts as food."

[@MigPlz91LivestreamOnly]

So true

[@xsitied2708]

@@MigPlz91LivestreamOnly agreed

[@aporue5893]

sounds like tumblr.

[@joshuamoore4537]

Stephanie had more common sense than DJ.

[@rashibhowmick6538]

Me: *don't laugh don't laugh don't laugh Also me: *giggles like an insane person at 2:00am while everyone else is sleeping 😂

[@friend1ymachine]

"Murder a diabetic pothead" omg I died and got reincarnated

[@bean2268]

Don't u mean... Resurrected?

[@friend1ymachine]

Gaming Fever I don't know, do i???

[@kareemxo3]

Oml, also I like your profile picture

[@RabbitTeaPot]

“Food isn’t shit just made to stop your fridge from floating away” hahaha I fucking LOVE this line ❤️

[@haleybowen5149]

Rabbit TeaPot Oml as soon as I read this he said that

[@kurayamigreen1989]

"your real friends will like you no matter what until they start picking friends based on things like who has a car, who has drugs, and who you maybe eventually want to sleep with"

[@nickmiller8855]

This was always my favorite episode of Full House. So funny. “Why would I eat cake when I can have ice on a stick?”

[@rachel5617]

“They’re to busy looking at booty cheeks to realize anything is wrong” every single boy in my school

[@jeremyviromek]

Rachel.Dancer yup

[@mcprol2467]

"literally no boy"

[@lovereadingsnyc]

Gross. Pray against it. People are almost over. I feel bad for the youth especially with internet porn and all of the rest of mk uktra/satans mind control (which is hollywood mainstream music video games etc DUUUUUHHHHH what does everyone live under a ROCK?).

[@zachburke8906]

I mean, butts.

[@joellejohnson2019]

I wish everything was narrated like this.

[@victorespino5650]

Then the shows would be boring af if there's no drama. But he picks it apart perfectly. Lol

[@stephaniemoolman2032]

The commentary has got me dead🤣🤣

[@Minnah09]

“That will ultimately drop her off with her dead mom in hell” LMAO THIS DUDE HAS NO CHILL

[@stormschaszy7292]

"she falls over faster than a folding chair in a hurricane" 😂😂

[@sapph____]

Storm Schaszy killjoyy

[@stormschaszy7292]

wannabe tumblr aesthetic bitch "KILLJOY MAKE SOME NOISE"

[@stormschaszy7292]

wannabe tumblr aesthetic bitch if you don't get it Im sorry

[@Steph-yn2cy]

My favorite is “Stephanie is sad because her sister is about to die” and “Stephanie makes that face because she realizes her sister is a dummy”

[@courthawk52]

"With fabric in their booty cracks." 😂😂😂

[@mohamedashian604]

Courtney Hawkins well it’s true

[@izannahhastick1079]

“Cause he’s tall as shii and lanky as hell “had me gone 🤣🤣🤣

[@-ocean-and-earth-]

Okay but this episode was and still is a mood.

[@celineterra8107]

“Ignoring DJ in the corner about to have a god damn heart attack” omg