The Funniest Berghain Yelp Reviews part 2

[@benny4492]

first review was actually wild..taking a stand against discriminating against international visitors then go on racial profiling and even saying "real german" is with no doubt racist and fucked up lol. long story short, Berghain is indeed a german club oriented mostly for fucked up souls that have seen a lot either in germany or outside of germany and i fucking LOVE it. Good that these people didn't see the inside haha. thank you Mischa for your lovely relatable videos

[@post.mischa]

Thank you Benny! Yeah these reviews are way too funny often

[@j40451]

Watching the video before sleeping after a night in, it’s funny 😂 And It’s so funny too the peoples who say that speaking German it’s mandatory. This is one of the only club who don’t ask anything at the door 😂😂 Allô, allô, zwei? Ja That’s it 😂

[@post.mischa]

My German would give me away 100% and good night!

[@Lilablaublassgruen]

Well, waiting 3 or 4 hours in line but then was rejected and just therefore doesn't recommand the place and writes that its not worth to try to get in. That is quite funny cause obviously the person really wanted to get in (waiting 3 to 4 hours in line ;)) and never was inside but saying: it is not worth the try 🤔 - funny!😅 I just don't get that racist argument! Always the same. Never experienced, or lets say obseverved racism there. Hm... And this argument: we were dressed up 🤔 and did fit 😅. Maybe?! But that is not really the point as you are not going to a dinner party in a 5 stars hotel. Still it really is not about the dress/clothes itself. I don't and never will get why people don't get it!!! Checking allover, the complete appearance, habit and vibe and not just check on how you look or what you wear. Btw.fetish chlothes are not always expensive. Depends on what you wear and its also still and again not about the fetish outfit! I guess, you (the person who writes it) could go in fetish clothes but still be rejected CAUSE its not a costume ball or carnival 🤣. If you just don't fell it or its not who you are or what you really enjoy to wear for partying it ideally and hopefully doesn't work to get in (fingercross)!!! I mean that is great door policy because it just is not for anyone and they just want to have a special kind of atmosphere inside and thats (next to other things) why there is a selective process at the door. Btw: Every club has its own door policy and that is the 'owners right', that's it. ... Thanks for sweetening some minutes of my exhausting sunday

[@post.mischa]

hahaha yeah the racism card being pulled, is well victim complex related. True tho, fetisch gear doesn't have to be expensive, I mean I think my first year, I just wore normal clothes or well 'normal' haha! Glad you enjoyed, I was doubting to still make these, but then I was like fuck it, I can also just have some fun. And there are always some topics there that I can just rant about a lil, so it is also an excuse. Hope you had a great weekend and enjoy your night

[@Lilablaublassgruen]

@@post.mischa haha, yeah, seems as if you are right - 'victims'. Yeah, definitely true! There is NO need to dress in fetish clothes or wear any kind of fetish related gear. You just get in wearing 'normal' clothes. I just related to the persons writing about expensive fetish stuff not everybody can afford as a 'discrimination argument' 😅. I mean, I didn't nearly as frequently visit Berghain like you did 😋 but never had any problems with quite different clothings - also not with very 'normal' stuff! I just picked what I felt like to wear for the night. It is just not true that you always have to wear some fetish to get in! It is NOT a fetish club- ok, well depends on what kind of fetish you have 😆- where you need to wear fetish stuff to get in. Most people btw.also do not have a TRUE fetish. It is used just overproportional. For me personally it is more fitting to call it kinky or haveing kinks. But that is just what I prefer to call it for myself. And well, 'a free ticket for dressing 'correctly' to get in a club, hä? ... as we know, there is one well known club (okay, there are more than just one) in Berlin where this (kind of fetish or kinky) is indeed sometimes just quite essential to get in and even then it is NOT a free ticket to get in! Still checking who the want to have inside. No rules to let you in just because of you 'matching clothes'!!! ... It is what it is. AND: Noone cares if one likes it or not. It is just the door policy. That's it. ... Have a great monday