The FUNNIEST Dark Souls Invasions EVER - Recorded From QUARANTINE -

[@ganghaskong4530]

You’re just like a Dark Souls NPC. Laughing while slowly going hollow. Please don’t change.

[@Bratjuuc]

Please be careful out there. Neither of us wants you to go hollow.

[@louplaysit3427]

I hope Saint is doing well and is not going to lose his sanity

[@SahnigReingeloetet]

You mean not like LostHisSanity?

[@DrakewqSouls]

i think we are already past that point pal...

[@billaros1000]

You must a new arrival

[@greyman7605]

Better hope he doesn't use the moonlight greatsword

[@iDrunkRS]

"The bigger you are, sometimes the more you're cooked alive in a Hell-flame born from the Abyss." Truer words have never been said.

[@saintriot]

I think Sun Tzu said that.

[@pretty_fly_for_a_jeskai]

Coronavirus cons: death, economic collapse Coronavirus pros: regular Saint uploads

[@12ealDealOfficial]

Might make you feel even better, but the deficit has shrunk while spending has increased only slightly. And death was a thing before the C virus. Economic collapse might not be as dramatic as a "collapse" implies.

[@nicedreams7192]

Seems like a fair deal to me.

[@aaronenix6418]

Right? I'm content with it.

[@yeetleslaw8529]

He is more of a twitch boi. He regularly streams.

[@yeetleslaw8529]

@@12ealDealOfficial Only capitalists are losing money. 4 month shutdown won't kill any industry.

[@seanfussa3076]

I had a strange dream last night, but remember nothing of it - only that I was deeply unnerved by it. However, when I watched the video this morning, it felt as if I had already known what had happened in it, and it had filled me with the same dread of descending into a dark abyss. I'm not sure what place I will wake up in tomorrow, but I cannot imagine that it will be my own bed because of the sole fact that I watched this

[@saintriot]

This is probably one of my favorite KZbin comments ever.

[@Killerk328]

You gotta jump out a window about it is what Lovecraft said

[@semi-useful5178]

@@Killerk328 Yeah man, Defenestrate yourself

[@saintriot]

All the music is from Dead Cells OST.

[@umu8912]

saint_riot Pog

[@Corinne71502]

Finally got around to watching this video and the Dead Cells OST confused me cause I thought I had left the game open! Great video as always Saint!

[@chisps_]

post-post-humor is in boys

[@josephgoebbels1605]

you just reminded me that most of packages mailed to me are now stuck due to quarantine

[@salahad-din9168]

This man has been exposed to a lethal dose of society.

[@saintriot]

I used to think we lived in one but now I see we don't.

[@leviklopfenstein8158]

The wait for Elden Ring has really taken it's toll on saint

[@iDrunkRS]

"Two heads are better than one, except when they're both suffering from degenerative brain disease so they can't think properly" LOL

[@Konman89]

Its gonna be 14mins of dark, existential, puns and wacky sounds isnt it.

[@GiraffesEatStuff]

I haven't laughed so hard in so long thank you. Best voices, vibes and ironic talk ever. Lovely subjects for the ironic talk. You're overdelivering and it helps a ton. I'm sure everyone appreciates. Thank you for the laughs I've been meaning to say that I love where you and some other people on these platforms have led the Soulsborne community or built parts of it over the years. While I don't involve myself, it's just a beautifully decent place with some great people (and enough assholes if contrast is needed).

[@saintriot]

Thank you for the kind comment.

[@TrunkMonkey3000]

I woke up this morning and I started crying because I said I wish I could see the funniest dark souls invasions ever. But I couldn't see them I couldn't see them until just a few hours ago when I noticed this video of the same title I just wanted to say thank you . Thank you Saint riot thank you.

[@KillerBluebirdGaming]

"Don't you dare go Hollow" Saint every single upload:

[@pholyfe]

This dry humor is exactly what I needed apparently

[@LautrecOfCarim]

I haven't had this good a laugh since Eygon strangling a phantom made it into "Carim's funniest home videos". Good times... Heh.

[@LautrecOfCarim]

@Firekeeper Wolf Well, it's more about you being a firekeeper than what kind of robe you wear. So... Yes. Heh.

[@wackyflappybob]

20 seconds in: "Is he gonna do that voice the whole time again?"

[@cryog3nic_759]

1:50 "I have to go, Mr. Invader. My people need me."

[@bigbyrd7755]

This video has the exact same energy as a family friend with PTSD from being a trauma doctor in Mexico during the 90s drug wars who is starting to go senile.

[@iridiculous8662]

8:50 “they say, hey, If life hands you lemons… You’re probable about to get backstabbed😃”

[@yeetleslaw8529]

Hilarious. Thanks for the upload during chaotic and scary times. May the algorithm bless this video.

[@saintriot]

Thanks for watching and taking the time to comment.

[@vanderkarl3927]

Every now and again I come back to this video to reacquire perspective

[@Konman89]

Out of every video you've uploaded, I'm pretty sure this one is my favorite. Thanks saint, I needed a laugh

[@saintriot]

Glad you liked it.

[@buddakream978]

Just wanted to let you know that your first joke about burning fat people got the whole squad laughing, thanks for bringin the funny saint.

[@semi-useful5178]

Fat people actually burn longer and hotter than thin people, this is because the chemical structure of fat very closely resembles the structure of gasoline.

[@MalaciTheNinja]

Who's to say quarantine has robbed saint of his sanity? Who's to say he is the only sane man left, and we are all mad?

[@elevenunderscore11]

staying hydrated is my second most favorite concept

[@umu8912]

Just wanted to say that I was fighting owl father and wanted to speed up the learning process. Watched you fight the him once then I killed owl in 2 tries. The scrub dojo is working!

[@saintriot]

Happy to help

[@federicoleonora9525]

I love this jolly insane Saint. Hope you're doing well too dude! Thanks for the content! If Tokyo gets locked down too, I'll be lurking around your channel

[@DregsOfSociety]

Ah, another hit episode of Lordrans Funniest Home Videos.

[@Zanemob]

You're one of the funniest people I've ever heard

[@henryevans9975]

This style of stand-up feels like something from the joker movie.

[@granthawes2457]

I was laughing way too hard about 2 headed people

[@elicrane2221]

Oh god he’s gone full hollow. Looks like we’re gonna need a Ringed City video with some Purging Monument.

[@bigdicknigga3746]

Thank you saint riot

[@saintriot]

Thank you.

[@aaronenix6418]

I've always thought that the god of this world is the demiurge that gnostics talked about way back in the day, and that the ruling class of elites worship it and do it's bidding.

[@FloraOfTheCats]

Gnosticism is fucking lit.

[@TheKing-qz9wd]

Fucking Gnostics. God bless the Catholics for that inquisition.

[@shad0wzombi3]

This video is so good the file should be kept in a time capsule for future generations.

[@Ironmaniacs7]

Ok, that r2 joke got me Also thank you for reminding me of how to dodge through the boulders again

[@m.c.i.d23]

This whole video sounds like the ramblings of a serial killer. Good stuff

[@jarbymedia371]

Absolutely brilliant saint, don't you dare go hollow!

[@IAmEnormous]

This whole video is just a recording of what Miyazaki said when he was pitching Dark Souls to Bamco.

[@LaserThemTheGirl]

I've lost count of the amount of layers of irony

[@metro2673]

Thanks for the laughs saint

[@saintriot]

Thanks for watching

[@alexwoodruff7706]

You're the funniest man alive

[@Hura_the_Blessed]

Quarantine has made saint lose his mind

[@tylerox2010]

Love you saint. Stay safe out there

[@K1ZGODTAIL]

cool and good

[@Friedel69]

That Ballder Swag Sword tho. Also, love that Havel-and-Chester-Fashion. On point!

[@locallypwned5680]

I love the feeling this dudes videos have, always feels like you’ve had a solid 8 shots before recording.

[@chance_hollow]

I literally watched your newest video and took a nap and woke up and here's another one

[@raalvadiaz]

hope u and everybody holding ok there as well, love ya guys

[@IsNation]

This man is going hollow before our very eyes

[@NinoTheHuman]

"it'd be better to have one head with a working brain" Tell that to the DNC :))

[@protonjones54]

😂

[@fallenasleep7247]

hey wait that R2 one was actually funny. I demand my money back

[@pineapplethief4418]

I really enjoy watching saint's mental health deteriorate live, please keep going!

[@katanamaru1]

Congratulations Saint! Mrs. Saint must be pregnant because those were top tier dad jokes! Thanks for putting videos out for us.

[@dapperdan530]

Iron Pineapple aint got SHIT on my boy Saint! But seriously Saint. You ARE ok right? Right buddy?

[@leftovernoise]

Thanks for continuing to entertain me while working during this shit show saint!

[@saintriot]

Work safe, get paid. Best wishes.

[@Zanemob]

Please do more remastered videos! I crave Ds1 content even if it's remastered.

[@DarkAuraLord]

That entire tangent about two heads was so fucked up and hilarious I can't even

[@TheRoboPeanut]

he's finally lost it

[@user-37dvk]

They say every day we make a choice, but I don't remember choosing to wake up today

[@Eiroth]

I don't know whether to laugh or be genuinely concerned

[@timbogymbro66]

I did not sign up for this existential dread.

[@sebu6831]

I like your jokes, they're pretty funny. If I tell similar jokes, everyone just stares at me.

[@The_Custos]

Really appreciate the variant of the moss and stone proverb.

[@Specter9337]

The quality of this video is amazing

[@absoutezeo2126]

Excellent sadistic/cynical Joe Swanson impression, Saint, I'm really impressed!

[@nicoleplus]

That transition at 3:50 between invasions was so god damn smooth dude shit

[@valoandlovesaidno666]

Self harm burritos

[@wochaoainigejiba1211]

My life so far identifies too well with the jokes in this video

[@foolfoolfoolfoolfoolfool]

God I hope this character never comes back, I don't know if my heart can handle it.

[@dookylove]

I lol’d way too hard at this lmao.

[@michaelbronder9147]

This is just a madman's ramblings while playing dark souls

[@iDrunkRS]

It started getting really real at the end and I fucking loved it

[@nicedraeger2794]

This was hilarious!!! Definitely going to click like on this.

[@Doctor_Mobius]

Your best video

[@mphylo2296]

You've finished your transformation into Bob Saget

[@thegreen3918]

Saint you have gone insane from all the backstabs and parries are you okay?

[@BLK_MN]

LAUGH IS FUN. VERTICALITY. Saint Comedy Pictures.

[@ChevalierdeJohnstone]

Nice job getting Mr. Plinkett to do the opening I heard he retired. Your power levels must be off the graph.

[@empressthorne4075]

1:50 soooo my usual life?? Don't have to imagine 😂😂

[@Ivan-ef1tj]

I saw the title and came expecting satire. I was not disappointed.

[@machinaeZER0]

"Don't free that Wizard" - Saint Riot, 2020 Your KZbin content is too fucking good, hahahah.

[@bryangarcia3723]

Saint's like that one funny, and cool drunckle you wish were your dad

[@epsilonsolves1457]

"and the other guy says R2" ngl i laughed a little too hard at that

[@snowgeese7292]

i like to believe that hes recording these in a manic state still covered in blood after brutally murdering someone

[@junoglrr9119]

love you saint

[@LGiraudias]

Didn't expect to laugh. Laughed.

[@lincolnprestes7617]

Which system are you playing? And the SLl? I play on PC, SL120, and don't get many invasions

[@saintriot]

PS4 at SL90 and SL44.

[@lincolnprestes7617]

@@saintriot oh, thanks. Here we go making another build : l

[@Glueman_TM]

The most morbid straight man in existence

[@Undead-Knight]

I thought Saint was unhinged nowadays this video is wild😂

[@ethantsai8261]

The quarantine craze cannot be contained.

[@cricket-vs-world]

are you ok

[@NerdOracle]

i think this video has deteriorated my mental health. i don't feel very good right now

[@PorkpieJohnny]

This is the sequel to the book of Job

[@zackbaker7401]

"Best laid plans of Mice and Mans" made me absolutely lose my shit

[@PorkpieJohnny]

This video made me cry

[@BlondePatrol101]

and here i was sitting thinking this day wouldnt get any better! i was WRONG!

[@ray12a]

i haven’t met a burrito that wasn’t self harm. also, everything i love did run away into the sunset

[@alastorrockwell3226]

Jesus Christ, Saint. We're gonna discuss this next stream.