"OH NO IT'S AN AMERICAN" as an american, that's exactly how I react when another american knocks on my door
@hrlabel-fc1gv5 ай бұрын
New Jersey, all the worst parts of nyc in newark, and no upstate beauty (new york is a close second tho)
@PopEwLair5 ай бұрын
@@hrlabel-fc1gvbruh what’s with the New Jersey hate 😭😭⁉️
@C0lon05 ай бұрын
@@PopEwLairfull of italian máfias and brazilians
@BaxterDragonblood5 ай бұрын
I need to start doing this
@johnmcwick15 ай бұрын
Agreed. Give me some other nation to deliver my pizza
@RXD_BB6 ай бұрын
Mosquito was a canon event
@LeoLau-ip9bv4 ай бұрын
lol
@luclandfccatandaxolotllove9800Ай бұрын
Pretty much
@funnyfish198226 күн бұрын
For anyone wondering, the thunbnail meme is at 3:28
@GavinMaravig17 күн бұрын
Poland you mean femboyland
@ThatOne_GuestGaming9 күн бұрын
I'm moving out from Poland bruv
@RedVelvet3000-ud2sy8 күн бұрын
@@ThatOne_GuestGamingyou don’t get it then
@-Juney-5 күн бұрын
@@ThatOne_GuestGamingtf? Go then I guess. I’m moving IN to Poland.
@ThatOne_GuestGaming5 күн бұрын
@-Juney- Jojo meme at the airport reference:
@iGreenOwl6 ай бұрын
We all know geology rocks, geometry rules, but geography is where it’s at.
@Nathan-b4y6 ай бұрын
(Respectfully) Please never comment again
@Ocro5556 ай бұрын
@user-vj3rt2cp6r Lmao
@Jack_the_back6 ай бұрын
*face palms*
@Ocro5556 ай бұрын
@@Nathan-b4y lmao
@Enirom5 ай бұрын
(Respectfully) Please continue commenting
@RXD_BB6 ай бұрын
9:46 ah yes, my favorite country, Minecraft
@charlesward-close22766 ай бұрын
It's probably one of those times where he saves the meme to the wrong file because he has admitted to doing that before
@RXD_BB6 ай бұрын
@@charlesward-close2276 oh lol
@Boicapof_Chronicles.6 ай бұрын
@UC1JMLmDfq-R-W5EvVZcGUlw means Herobrine is close. Fake fan, dni.
@RobertDownySenior6 ай бұрын
I have no idea
@thatonefirekestral6 ай бұрын
@Anonym-uu8doI believe I do know what is going on here. Way back when, there was a Minecraft update that caused trees to generate upside down. It got patched in the next update, but any new trees loaded in for the first time during this update would have their leaves underground. Even before that bug another bug was created when they tried to make it so that leaves would decay once you chopped down all the wood in the tree, but for some reason they sometimes just decayed on their own. The random lighting is a separate bug that has been in the Bedrock/console editions for a very long time and still exists in to some degree even now. The meme at the bottom is referencing Herobrine a creepypasta said to be responsible for these and a number of other bugs
@Finnbo186 ай бұрын
9:13 People used to not like left-handed people because they were different so when they were asked in a survey they lied and said they were right-handed.
@FrankusTheDestroyer6 ай бұрын
Little kids who had the tendency to write left-handed were forced to use their right hand, causing them to become right-handed.
@BaxterDragonblood5 ай бұрын
they thought left handed people where evil. or witches.
@Nathan_SilverАй бұрын
@@BaxterDragonbloodthey thought the devil possessed them. 😊
@Nathan_SilverАй бұрын
Ah shit I didn’t mean to put an emoji
@thearchnoob8 күн бұрын
You can edit messages@Nathan_Silver
@RXD_BB6 ай бұрын
10:58 bro just violated every black woman on earth💀
@WaffleMotion6 ай бұрын
nah
@yellowఔ5 ай бұрын
How tf did you get 2 top comments
@hitale15 ай бұрын
"How racist do you want the map to be" "Yes"
@Noobprokermit4 ай бұрын
BRO KURDISTAN 😭
@RXD_BB4 ай бұрын
@@yellowఔ cuz I'm special 👽
@Luck_6126 ай бұрын
14:08 “makes you see things you wouldn’t notice before” Mosquito
@Anarqism5 ай бұрын
the map looks like a mosquito
@randommusicsimade12693 ай бұрын
looks like a pig
@mreast-g7h7 күн бұрын
am i the only one who sees a revolver
@Andrew-zj8yb6 ай бұрын
“In Real Life, you’re my Brother 😍😍” either he is her brother or he just got put in the brother-zone
@idkcba6 ай бұрын
Tbh, I'm not sure which I prefer him to be in
@Andrew-zj8yb6 ай бұрын
@@idkcba better if hes in the brother-zone because if he is her brother what he just said is uh…
@YourLocalPlushAddict6 ай бұрын
Bro that sounds so wrong
@Notauckland6 ай бұрын
3:20 he did a countryball meme. My life is complete
@DoctorKetamineChanged6 ай бұрын
Agreeable.
@AztecAmal6 ай бұрын
exactly it was not on my 2024 VaazkL bingo list
@miscellaneousrat40496 ай бұрын
2:33 that is a straight line if you have a globe
@hallojava24585 ай бұрын
I love non-Euclidean geometry.
@jc441-i3q3 ай бұрын
I remember trying to explain to someone that satellites don't actually travel in a wavy orbit, it just looks like that on a 2D map.
@lewisirwin53636 ай бұрын
3:08 It gets better: that grenade launcher was apparently an upfront Thank-You gift from Ukraine
@estiejs16 күн бұрын
and he later claimed he thought it was a microphone
@1v3r50n0fficial6 ай бұрын
3:34 - bruh, that's the Black Sea 💀 (oh yeah, worst smelling state is definitely Alabama.)
@Triplane12346 ай бұрын
R/woooosh
@mr_silver_eyes6 ай бұрын
No. The worst-smelling states are Iowa and New York.
@panzer42716 ай бұрын
@@Triplane1234 i wouldn't call that an r/woooosh but a fun statement that australia is very similair to the black sea
@Triplane12346 ай бұрын
@@panzer4271 ohhh
@isthatrubble6 ай бұрын
@@panzer4271 as an australian, there's no way that's australia. I don't know what it is, but it's not aus
@user-fw7ik1tk2s6 ай бұрын
02:16 he really let Germany stay 😂😂😂
@kato_chan43556 ай бұрын
As a German, i'm surprised too
@witnesskfc6 ай бұрын
Same here
@bandgeekforlife4066 ай бұрын
It's a horrendously ignorant map, and not just because of Germany.
@panavgaming10506 ай бұрын
And he left us as the most powerful country of the world (india)
@thecollector63926 ай бұрын
Bull, nothing is stronger than Sayshells.
@GoldenPhoenix334 ай бұрын
6:37 that one sucks tbh, public transports are crowded af absolutely everywhere on the planet
@okami7dreco7866 ай бұрын
9:13 The reason left-handedness appears to have gone up is up until relatively recently, naturally left-handed people were usually trained into being right-handed (or more accurately, punished for using their left). Since people have stopped this practice, the percentage of lefties appears to have gone up, when in reality the percentage was probably always around 12% and was being artificially lowered. A similar trend can be seen with other things that have gone from socially unaccepted to accepted (ex: LGBTQ)
@what45216 ай бұрын
Was never able to understand that, like... why would anybody care so much if their kid is left-handed that they would punish them for it?
@CleanYourSkullDaily6 ай бұрын
@@what4521because, they thought left handed people where the devil or something
@vidara60936 ай бұрын
LGBTQ is not biological tho
@wrongnumber93896 ай бұрын
@@CleanYourSkullDaily I remember hearing that the reasoning was that since Jesus is God's right-hand man, then Satan must be the inverse; therefore, left-handedness was a sin or an ungodly behavior. I'm not sure how true that is, though.
@deauthorsadeptus69206 ай бұрын
@@wrongnumber9389Well it was present for a loooong time, and before christianity was a thing. I guess humans *really* don't like when things are standing out.
@ParzivalVr6 ай бұрын
“Chartisserie”
@scottpeoples59966 ай бұрын
I was literally going to comment about this
@matthewtalbot-paine79776 ай бұрын
it was shartisserie the way he said it.
@WantedPencil6 ай бұрын
3:28 Everyone noticed about Poland, but me, a Czechian, realised a part of Czechia is as red as Poland and i am in that part. And i have never seen a femboy in my life.
@franek91116 ай бұрын
I'm from Poland and I have never seen femboy too
@Remyril4 ай бұрын
I saw one deadass
@Autimusprime2923 ай бұрын
@@Remyriltwas it me?
@Autimusprime2923 ай бұрын
@@franek9111i can show u 🫡
@philrei2797Ай бұрын
I’ve never seen a femboy in my country… but I’m femboy myself :3 (somewhat)
@the_Ikar5 ай бұрын
As a Pole, who is rather conservatist and traditionalist, I feel very much baited in, and I won't even deny it
@abdulxcx1816 ай бұрын
6:28 "Countries that haven't landed on the moon" Russia, China, India, Pakistan: 💀
@the_pelican_real6 ай бұрын
i think they meant landed people on the moon
@jerry_the5 ай бұрын
in no way do the first 3 deserve any relevance or support in the world
@jerry_the5 ай бұрын
@thecaptainaarav53 the first 2 you said or the first 2 i said
@NickH-o5l5 ай бұрын
@@the_pelican_real give the Chinese 10 years or 5
@Yan-chanx05 ай бұрын
Poland can't into space
@the_Ikar5 ай бұрын
0:36 There is another, in Świebodzin, Poland. It's actually higher and more detailed. It even has a golden crown with internet anthenas in it. The only thing is it's basically on a flat terrain
@NotBright_Heart6 ай бұрын
I wasn’t born a mistake, I was born AT mistake. People get that wrong all the time
@vinylbird5 ай бұрын
mistake island, maine
@Wrutschgeluck2 ай бұрын
2:15 so nice of them to let Germany in it 😂❤🇩🇪
@carlosmattessich38836 ай бұрын
0:20 Plot twist: They meant to say “nukes”
@DavidStowers-o7k5 ай бұрын
Was this a message for trump from hurricanes?
@midnight_773 ай бұрын
I genuinely thought that’s what it said originally lol
@guy-0ffic1al3 ай бұрын
2:15 as a Canadian, I agree. We definitely need an ocean to make sure our power stays hidden from the world
@fishbowl-de9gf6 ай бұрын
as someone from new jersey, i dont want to play this game too
@johnlumsden91024 ай бұрын
Absolutely right about how you end a visit in the Midwest. But then follows the Midwest goodbye. Somewhere between 30min and 6 hours of starting new mini conversations on your way out the door.
@robodude1456 ай бұрын
15:41 gotta be california, That place sucks so much I don't even wanna capitalize it's name
@robodude1456 ай бұрын
@Sussyvodka at least Texas has all that Dr. Pepper to wash out the smell of feral hog dung, california is so bad that it is literally breaking off from North America
@placeholder77536 ай бұрын
california is big, what part. sv literally carries the entire us economy so if u remove cali us isnt even rich
@the_pelican_real6 ай бұрын
as a californian, i agree, this place sucks i want out
@BaxterDragonblood5 ай бұрын
@@the_pelican_real I guess I'm the only person who lives in California who doesn't think it sucks. but that might also be that i live in a pretty small city
@johnmcwick15 ай бұрын
California. They have a poop app.
@irenemorinico15 күн бұрын
1:42 as a Floridian thank you for making Florida the only normal one
@ThatOldDuramaxGuy6 ай бұрын
California.
@openguessergamer6 ай бұрын
Agreed.
@Geminifan206 ай бұрын
Yes
@bandgeekforlife4066 ай бұрын
Even just San Fran alone...
@HFIAPY6 ай бұрын
California gurls are...
@Minimaglite126 ай бұрын
for 3:31 California would acend to another dimension
@RedemptionEntente5 ай бұрын
CEO of trolling isn’t a femboy 🗿
@DragonsAreAwesome456 ай бұрын
11:27 Fun fact: no pirate ever followed a map to buried treasure. This is because you're highly overestimating how much of the "treasure" was anything other than food and medicine, which you shouldn't be burying away!
@LordMort-jk8gq5 ай бұрын
2:16 Blud really called the Balkans as well as Sudan peaceful
@dillonmccarthy45635 ай бұрын
2:16 as a British person I can confirm if we were gone it would be peaceful.
@victoriahewitt99386 ай бұрын
I love it when VaazkL finds bugs while reading these 😂
@maltheartistme5 ай бұрын
poland has lots of explaning to do
@Enirom5 ай бұрын
nuh uh
@hiranpeiris8775 ай бұрын
nuh uh
@kfaseusz-I5 ай бұрын
nuh uh
@randompolishguy1195 ай бұрын
Nuh uh Im a femboy
@KucharczPL5 ай бұрын
🤫
@lisadyasiul73 ай бұрын
16:06 I love how the guy who made that meme was making fun of how Togahashi took real continents to make a map but also failed naming them lol
@suspicious_fishes4 ай бұрын
7:52 i have watched hetalia, a japanese show that includes all of these countries and yeah, this is accurate. also poland in that show is lowkey kinda a femboy so i guess the other meme is accurate in this case too.
@emilymaynard39933 ай бұрын
Texas smells like dirt, bread, and hot humidity.
@jerrythepIatypus6 ай бұрын
The worst smelling state has gotta be Kansas
@matthew_blumenberg6 ай бұрын
but Nevada
@foughtflea92016 ай бұрын
California
@lazylazer26436 ай бұрын
L.A literally has a map of where people have shat. It’s gotta be California.
@shellyvrose6 ай бұрын
Okay, but Oklahoma smells like pumpkin pie
@myself2noone6 ай бұрын
@@lazylazer2643 It's a pun.
@trollfake95784 ай бұрын
9:14 - It's normal. Just left-handed ppl were no longer forced to become right-handed ones, they were not discriminated etc from like '30-'40s. So they went to naturally ocurring levels.
@N8ROH6 ай бұрын
For every like this gets I’ll do one push up.
@CheeseAndMac466 ай бұрын
For every like this comment gets he does one less push-up
@WillyWonka-476 ай бұрын
5 push ups that’s doable
@Thehistorygeographyandflagnerd6 ай бұрын
@@CheeseAndMac46so 5 push ups
@CheeseAndMac466 ай бұрын
@@Thehistorygeographyandflagnerd now 9
@JustadudefromLouisiana6 ай бұрын
SHUT UP
@CCABPSacsachАй бұрын
13:20 Could be either Turkey, Indonesia, Egypt, Russia, Kazakhstan in some cases…
@pandynka12775 ай бұрын
As a Pole, I feel offended by the thumbnail
@Autimusprime2923 ай бұрын
As an english femboy, I can confirm the map is false
@sittingstill35786 ай бұрын
15:50 - A lot of central Illinois smells like hogs if the wind is right. The corn and soy beans don’t give off any odor. Not sure Chicago has a unique odor.
@Navoii.5 ай бұрын
8:20 No wonder you failed geography, that's geometry :sob:
@FoxThePolak15 күн бұрын
1:10. One of the most important bases was in my hometown Heidelberg from 1945 to 2010
@gneu15276 ай бұрын
4:41 *LAUGHS IN SPAGHETTI*
@RXD_BB6 ай бұрын
"makes you see things you didn't notice before" "AHHH there's a mosquito in my room"
@GracieTheCat6 ай бұрын
I think I may know why Germany is blurred in 7:50
@Cloud_that_looks_like_a_cat6 ай бұрын
"Partners in crime"
@ShalkyTWB3 ай бұрын
I saw the uncensored version of this map and it says: " Un@liv£d Jews"
@Lucyatc10 күн бұрын
Map of every recorded battle in history: Britain being completely covered:
@dannyshen1502Ай бұрын
1:02 I don’t remember the Uk being in there too
@44Hd224 ай бұрын
7:21 Is the physics one just calling her fat?
@fuzzystudiosofficial6 ай бұрын
0:58 they destroyed it in ww2 😔
@Cantelope442Ай бұрын
I'm moving to Poland
@Maggus-lb4hk17 күн бұрын
As a german, i have to make a joke about this.
@Mogoodboy2112 күн бұрын
*”As a German my lawyers have advised to not finish this joke”*
@Guyfromnorthenengland10 күн бұрын
@@Mogoodboy21I would agree with your lawyers.
@Sammeh7666 ай бұрын
I live in Barcelona, ad the badalona meme had me CACKLING 😭🙏💀
@goldenproductions90385 ай бұрын
3:33 That’s the Black Sea, you can’t fool me
@hollow_guy_6 ай бұрын
9:47 ah yes, my favorite geography meme.
@FoxThePolak15 күн бұрын
1:12 how the hell are there light houses in Landlocked countries
@jordandino4176 ай бұрын
3:18 Can you do video on Countryballs next? :)
@lewisirwin53636 ай бұрын
10:30 "Don't be racist, I am a building! Listen to what I siiiiing......"
@patinezpl53456 ай бұрын
12:03 the line is actually "I'm the king of the world" tho
@Colin-g9l14 күн бұрын
1:37 Bagels are good here in Montana 7:20 Sweet home Alabama 💀
@carking01386 ай бұрын
10:23 "leave europe alone you fucking colonizers" has got to be the most ironic statement ever known to man, saying as they were the reason why the U.S., the new world nations, and their non-native citizens exist.
@AntonGudenus3 ай бұрын
The meme village names in Central Europe get even better: It takes about 2.5 hours to get from "Kissing" to "Petting". But from "Petting" you just have to take a short 0.5 hour hop across the border (from Germany to Austria) to "Fucking". Also "Anger" is very close to both "Petting" and "Fucking"
@kakahass88456 ай бұрын
0:30 As a Brazilian I am deeply offended by both people. 4:06 The answer is "No". Hawai'i is an independent country being illegally occupied by the USA.
@lewisirwin53636 ай бұрын
Liked for Hawaii
@the_pelican_real6 ай бұрын
The "State of Hawai'i" is still a thing, so obunga can still be president
@kakahass88456 ай бұрын
@@the_pelican_real Yes, I never said he couldn't be president.
@Jayfabri5756 ай бұрын
0:50 it’s like when people say they’re gonna go to all the provinces in Canada in 2 weeks (while actually trying to visit each province individually)
@SCPhomie6 ай бұрын
Bro I’m in Seattle rn it’s freezing here fr fr
@WishGranted1306 ай бұрын
Wym? Yesterday was just fine. Be glad it's 81 on the forecast for this coming Friday.
@SCPhomie6 ай бұрын
@@WishGranted130 I live in hot weather I guess I’m just not used to it
@WishGranted1306 ай бұрын
@SCPhomie sorry. Still early. Forgot we get visitors...
@SCPhomie6 ай бұрын
@@WishGranted130 nahh all good 👍🏻
@socialawkward85555 ай бұрын
9:13 The reason why there was a decrease of left handed people is because when school became mandatory, left handed people were forced to do everything as if they were right handed. This lead to many becoming supposedly right handed. This practice was then abolished since it just made it far more difficult to develop muscle memory and therefore writing.
@fedoraguy67746 ай бұрын
7:35 why did my brain auto-translate the Roman numeral
@horsepowermultimedia15 күн бұрын
6:06 If the ceiling starts to fall, hide under the machine and stick your hand out to catch the doubloons.
@NoxyCZ6 ай бұрын
8:03 I would be 100% ok and I could ride to my neighbor for a swim in a sea. *smiles in Czech🇨🇿
@leventekocsis9103Ай бұрын
3:25, he reads the comic from right to left speech bubbles. Such an ametuer
@CheeseAndMac466 ай бұрын
Counterpoint: I know the geography of your mom's body
@Drake_Aedus5 ай бұрын
1:32 Australia would be on that map. It's the largest island in the world, but is still small enough to be considered an island.
@Walterblack2306 ай бұрын
For every pushup this like gets i will do one comment
@admiralensin.4 ай бұрын
I give this like a pushup
@Walterblack2304 ай бұрын
@@admiralensin.Nice
@suspicious_fishes4 ай бұрын
i pushup this like a comment
@ProofRaid3 ай бұрын
Delaware smells like a yeast infection
@taffingtonboathouse57546 ай бұрын
7:59 if I'm at school at the time it floods I'm alive if I'm at home then I'm dead cuz half my city would be gone
@suspicious_fishes4 ай бұрын
i would say probably either illinois or new york smells the worst
@SpacesOnAChessBoard6 ай бұрын
Bro i swear that thats just the nearby ski trail in Norway 6:48
@magalisurkamp17354 ай бұрын
As an Brazilian for some reason my english teacher teaches us a mix of British English and American English so for my classmates, they are screwed
@patheticdawg6 ай бұрын
16:48 Canada English basically uses British spelling and American pronunciation
@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV6 ай бұрын
00:28 They still can! Bosnia has a beach!
@siemagooo5 ай бұрын
3:32 as a pole i can comfirm we do have alot of femboys (in reality you would most likley be bullied to death)
@panimalos57204 ай бұрын
2:35 its a straight line but you cant display a globe on a 2d map so it looks like a the line has a curb but you will be walking in a straigh line around the globe.
@oolooo5 ай бұрын
0:12 Barcelona is already evil
@Creative_YT14 күн бұрын
3:28 I know where im moving
@T.three_6 ай бұрын
5:19 what happened to the us💀
@Friendly-Neighborhood-Asexual4 ай бұрын
Mirror
@perwoll115 ай бұрын
I am NOT moving to Poland 💀💀😭😭
@cjzagorski694205 ай бұрын
bluddy actually believes this misinformation shit
@panavgaming10506 ай бұрын
2:16 bro left us (india)as the worlds super power
@Darko_Boi6 ай бұрын
fr they should remove the top army countries china russia us uk india pakistan and more whom i forgor
@Okaz_6 ай бұрын
Why is the balkans still there
@panavgaming10506 ай бұрын
@@Darko_Boi I think France and Germany
@user-cr1bs4lm9j5 ай бұрын
@@Darko_Boiwhy you say to remove india you chaman choco
@ikyunga5 ай бұрын
@@Darko_Boisouth korea is 5th strongest
@damri_notfound6 ай бұрын
Can vaazkl do donut memes
@BearWearingPants6 ай бұрын
stinkiest state has gotta be Massacheusetts boston in the summer
@ATM6486 ай бұрын
Fake news NJ is far worse
@ApXucBuH6 күн бұрын
2:15 well, at least my home subdivision of _that country_ is somewhat intact.
@chelseasheehan92276 ай бұрын
5:14 This map isn’t even ACCURATE! They added a heck ton of extra states!
@RmationYT6 ай бұрын
You probably feel really smart for figuring that out, Chelsea.
@a.pigeon5 ай бұрын
@@RmationYTYou didn't need to use their real name bruh
@RmationYT5 ай бұрын
@@a.pigeon yeah but it just sounds funnier ngl
@xflyersshitposting72276 ай бұрын
9:13 it's gone up cuz the church used to break fingers of left handed people so that they were forced to learn to write with your right hand
@real_rob6 ай бұрын
00:28 i'm a bosnian and this is true
@polzovatelYouTub5 ай бұрын
42°55'32.6"N 17°37'07.2"E :)
@MyBoatHasAFlatTire5 ай бұрын
Italy didn't "switch sides", they had a civil war.
@hi-ju3yn6 ай бұрын
2:04 BRO I SAW A POST ON YT SHORTS ABOUT THE TOP LEFT ONE AND SOMEONE SAID THEY TOLD THE PEOPLE IN HONG KONG THEY WERE FROM AFRICA BUT THEY WERE POINTING AT SOUTH AMERICA😭
@emmysgamehub6 ай бұрын
There is a spot in Piccadilly Gardens in Manchester where you can literally have 3 different Greggs in your line of sight at once, without moving.