The Funniest Fails After an 'Attempt Was Made' (All-Time Best)

[@birdgirl2623]

"God has never made a single drop of alcohol. The earth, has never produced a single drop of alcohol." Hmmm....when fruits and berries start to ferment, the natural sugars convert into alcohol.

[@Jourell1]

And Jesus didn't just make wine he made the good stuff. According to the story, a guest who sipped it commented to the host that normally people begin with the good wine and switch to less expensive stuff as the evening goes on, but this is better.

[@Jenifer_R_]

Beer was invented by cavemen! Pretty sure it was a natural accident.

[@bingewatchforever1587]

I just wanted to comment the same 😊

[@Lzzeecrkrs]

I thought immediately an incident in early spring of an apple tree that had fallen apples all over the ground around it. The apples had fermented over the winter and were found by bats. The bats were drunk, during the day, flying around erratically, slamming into each other and the tree. Hilarious!

[@kerinsian8844]

There's a famous nature film from the BBC where a bunch of animals are all horrendously drunk on fallen fruit, then filmed hungover the next day too... monkeys, elephants, all sorts of animals were there partying peacefully together. It was hilarious 😂

[@arnoldhenry]

I read about that kid selling hot dogs. Not only the city got him a permit at no cost, the city health department also came out to help him on how to clean and how to keep clean.

[@JoeMCool]

Are we talking _personal_ hygiene or _food hygiene?_

[@weareallbornmad410]

...but they didn't buy him the f*king _school clothes?_ There is something wrong with USA.

[@alanthielking6527]

3:36 If you want cat racing, put the boxes at the finish line.

[@patrickporter6536]

Brilliant!

[@priscillaroberts7945]

And they'd sit in the boxes sulking because they fancied walking there

[@csnide6702]

or tuna

[@Fyreflier]

laser pointer

[@TheCatMurgatroyd]

@@Fyreflier just as a general information thing: don't play laserpointer with cats unless they get an actual target later on. Just laser pointer is cruel for them and can get them aggressive, because there is no outcome.

[@susannesteinbock1639]

" I am a pilot for Delta" and " immune to Yo mama jokes" are the very best!

[@Rosarium2007]

Those are good, but 0:56 is golden. Absolutely the best. Jose A. Chavez understood the assignment.

[@uncletiggermclaren7592]

I would have been guilty of a social sin if I had been there, because it is rude and wrong to laugh at other people's Representatives.

[@uncletiggermclaren7592]

@@Rosarium2007 :) 🤣🤣🤣😂

[@GOP_Ignorance_DNC_Hypocrisy]

the immune one still works cuz insulting the kids mom still isnt gonna make him mad... I feel like the fail there was that it wasnt a fail. He is still immune.

[@cy-one]

@@uncletiggermclaren7592 I can imagine just one random dude in the crowd fkin losing it when she's just "I am a pilot for Delta." "(BWAHAHAHAHA)"

[@dustybunny6716]

5:10 "I want to be like mommy" freaking killed me with laughter.

[@cheyenneherrera5]

To Scare Your Boyfriend I hid under the bed to scare my boyfriend while he was in the bathroom and when he came out he saw I was gone and I watched him get all excited and run in the closet to wait and scare me. I was sitting under my bed crying laughing A couple that was meant to be together 😁

[@missmayflower]

But how do you sit under a bed?

[@lomax343]

If they keep hiding from each other, being together is going to be hard.

[@stonesbonesangroans]

"God has never made a single drop of alcohol. The earth has never produced a single drop of alcohol."... My man has never witnesses all of God's wildlife and my horses blind-drunk from eating the rotting apples not from a fallen man, but fallen from my elderly apple tree.

[@verttikoo2052]

And lets just forget the part were that guy turned water to wine 🎉

[@iambiggus]

Wait until they learn that some monkeys will chew on millipedes to get high 😵

[@Sauvenil]

@@verttikoo2052 He didn't turn water to wine though, at least not magically. (regular people can turn water to wine too, it's called the normal winemaking process.)

[@babywah3290]

Like the contractor messaging, the final words were “call me” answered with “no”.😂😂😂😂

[@MacPhuck]

That whole exchange was deeply satisfying

[@MrCho14]

It's funny, but that guy will not be able to get any more gigs or employment very soon with that unprofessionalism.

[@Gale-the-Prophet]

@@MrCho14 He was being perfectly professional, and was being insulted and threatened in turn. His employer should be and hopefully is embarrassed and he'll get plenty of gigs with legitimately professional gigs.

[@MrCho14]

@@Gale-the-Prophet You really don't call that unprofessional? I'm not saying the company was good, but come on.

[@marcorizzoni9766]

@@MrCho14 Between the two, the unprofessional one was clearly the employer that wanted to force the freelancer to do things not included in his contract, and even threatening him, all without even taking the time to check at all what his contract involve. The moment you start threatening to fire people so willy nilly for not caving to your unreasonable demands, all the professionalism has gone out of the window. The freelancer just responded in tone to the disrespect showed to him. He is an equal of the employer, not some lowly servant facing his lord.

[@matrixphijr]

9:39 - More like, “To argue with a child.” Didn’t like his answer and threw a tantrum 😂

[@loganmunier9798]

Yeah! That's a totally valid answer!

[@nobodyshome6792]

Ethanol is alchohol. Ethanol is the ressult of natural fermentation in various plants. (Hopps, bananas, oranges, apples, berries, corn, wheat.) Store some grain in a silo, and you can drain consumable alchohol out of it within a week.

[@TinaP1234]

Almost every fall, birds get drunk on the leftover grapes on the vines. I have had to place them in a box and give them water to sober up.

[@cweaver4080]

People pray to imaginary beings so they don't have to think.

[@TheVeganZombie]

Hey that’s me! 6:52 😂

[@Jenonymouse]

I know of you in a roundabout way from watching Hercules Candies and when I read that part I was like, "Hey, I know who that is!" 😂😂😂 Way to hide your age, man!

[@NormyTres]

I get that. People have said I look like I'm in my 50s. I'm in my 60s. 😂

[@gavinziozios1431]

​@@NormyTresPeople have said I look like I'm 31. I'm barely 22. They told me that when I was 16

[@kmsch986]

The facial recognition conspiracy and drivers license gave me a coffee spit take 😂

[@RobertCoakley-g5n]

Sarah Breedlove -AKA Madam C.J.Walker was the first self made millionaire in the U.S. and she was the daughter of freed slsves

[@ivechang6720]

Say her name. Thank you!

[@mrsbethaniesmith]

Why do they change the names of famous black figures?

[@Fyreflier]

@@mrsbethaniesmith She chose the name herself - her third marriage was to a Mr C. J. Walker and she took his name as her own to help with her business image

[@mrsbethaniesmith]

@Fyreflier oh! Okay thank you for explaining!

[@QueenMegaera]

Dr Hedgehog needs to accept their fate ... 😂

[@strangepoet]

That one about them both hiding in order to scare the other just shows how good a couple they are

[@NikkiVenomX]

That attempt at a face swap was terrifying. 😆

[@lisab9541]

So she's there to testify for the pilots association and he asks her about stews? Misogyny much?

[@Maireadmoss]

Explanation added for effect or man not paying attention when she introduced herself or was introduced. The latter misogyny yes.

[@Kittykat5kits]

@@Maireadmosshe is a Minnesotan Republican. Yes, he’s a misogynist

[@surtr2538]

It's not misogyny, around 1% of pilots are female and most of them get fired due to incompetence and failure to adhere the air traffic safety laws.

[@fourleaves6877]

​@@surtr2538 The number is closer to 4%-6%, actually. I'm not sure where you're getting your statistics, but from what I found it seems that, like with cars, crashes with a male pilots are significantly more likely to lead to fatalities.

[@JayeEllis]

@@surtr2538 She's testifying for the PILOT'S ASSOCIATION! Why would a flight attendant do that? The misogyny is to assume she MUST be a stewardess.

[@JonyRotten]

Oh you were correct The tesla truck is a dumpster.🤣

[@uncletiggermclaren7592]

Did you see the name of the person who took the photo ?.

[@JonyRotten]

@@uncletiggermclaren7592 🤣So it was a Musk fan!🤣

[@uncletiggermclaren7592]

@@JonyRotten ? Because he, and other Muskovites have short, thin ones ?.

[@NormyTres]

Haha! 😂

[@pippa3150]

Loose, moose, tattoo, look, took, crook, cook, hook, shook, snook, caboose, baboon, balloon, noon, moon, soon, croon, swoon, cartoon, boon, festooned, good, hood, wood, zoo, zoom, room, boom, loom, broom, stool, cool, tool, pool, poop, sloop, oops, troops, goop, loop...... Jesus, I could spend all day here.

[@BahamaWynters]

Ah, thanks. I started to do this but have to get groceries. Soon.

[@batsonelectronics]

@@BahamaWynters " soon" ha ha, me TOO.

[@jamezkpal2361]

Goofy

[@batsonelectronics]

@@jamezkpal2361 if I am goofy then you are loony ! :)

[@pippa3150]

I think maybe we are all a bunch of goons. I am heading off to school to now to have my food on the roof with a spoon. After that, I'll take a quick snooze because I heard a typhoon is coming, though I'm hoping it's just a monsoon. Keep an eye out for my poodle for me. Someone did some voodoo on him, and now he thinks he's a goose.

[@kaffir76]

11:00 mad respect. A contractor / worker knowing the law of contracts! ❤❤

[@MrCho14]

Too bad for him he'll not be able to get any clients soon with that attitude. Luckily that looks completely made up.

[@HyperfixationStation]

@@MrCho14 he probably doesn't give that attitude to clients, though. He was being ordered to do things not in his contract and threatened with being fired. He can find work elsewhere if his current boss behaves so childishly

[@MrCho14]

@@HyperfixationStation If he's not an employee, then he's a contractor/freelancer/what you want to call it. As such, the company he's interacting with is his client.

[@HyperfixationStation]

@@MrCho14 part of the perks of being a freelancer is choosing your clients. If a client is demanding more from you than in your contract, and you say no and they get upset, it makes total sense to drop them. If a client respects him, he probably isn't being disrespectful unprompted

[@MrCho14]

@@HyperfixationStation Totally agree, but if the contractor is a jerk about it then word will get around and he'll start having trouble finding work at all.

[@malteschaper3782]

This collection is surprisingly wholesome. Reminds me of the internet of 2010 or so.

[@duz_machines_8429]

Same!!

[@johnopalko5223]

1:50 You'd think the fact that the person was testifying on behalf of ALPA would have been a sufficient clue, but I guess not...

[@glorm]

Flight attendants can also be members of ALPA, if that is their chosen union.

[@johnopalko5223]

@@glorm I didn't know that. Thank you.

[@glorm]

@@johnopalko5223 Happy to inform. Most people not in the industry might not be aware of this.

[@csnide6702]

you can't shame a Republican.

[@richard6440]

@@csnide6702 You can. They just dont know they are being shamed. Thats the problem with stupid people. They dont know they are stupid. its the others who get hurt.

[@dianecheney4141]

I'm sad about the alcohol one given that monkeys will eat rotten fermented fruit to get drunk. Harvard did a study

[@Maialeen]

You can see it in documentaries. All kinds of wiIdlife getting absolutely schhhwwwasted off fermented marula tree fruits.

[@dchino8679]

When my son found out that his friend had two moms his reply was "I kind of feel sorry for him, when he messes up he gets two moms up his butt about it!"

[@priscillaroberts7945]

But when one mummy is ill there's another one to "do" for you

[@mischmaZOOO]

I thought that hitting children was now illegal in all civilized countries anyway.

[@CO72Moonchyld]

​@mischmaZOOO they said absolutely nothing about hitting children. Discipline doesn't have to be physical. You must be English, they don't actually parent their children and don't understand the concept.

[@mischmaZOOO]

@@CO72MoonchyldLOL No, I'm not English. There are a lot more countries in the world. But if you think it's a good idea to insult English people in a conversation, there's obvisously a lot gone wrong with parenting and disciplining you though.

[@mstyles2667]

The stripper picture is priceless and the Vegan Zombie seems like a really nice guy, I thought he was mid 30s as well, not mid 40s. he looks great.

[@xradelox]

My favorites too!!!

[@MollyHJohns]

Not stripper!

[@mirrlamp]

Certain types of fruit ferment naturally and when it drops to the ground, wild animals come from far and wide, eat the fruit, stagger about drunk, get into fights then fall asleep.

[@Ama0890]

I laughed from beginning to end. Great way to start my morning.

[@cmarq817]

That pilot one killed me 😂😂😂😂

[@canadaclaret]

Sugary liquid turns to alcohol all on its own if the right kind of yeast is present. It often happens in maple sap buckets, for instance ,if it gets too warm and sap sits out too long, for instance.

[@AJPemberton]

Not to mention the clouds of interstellar alcohol in deep space.

[@nobodyshome6792]

Happens in grain silos all the time. No yeast required. Yeast is only needed for the stuff that doesn't ferment naturally. Like grapes, hopps, plums, dates or figs.

[@canadaclaret]

@@nobodyshome6792 the yeast is required, but it is present in nature. Alcohol is a by-product of the yeast's digestion of sugars. Yeast produces carbon dioxide (resulting in bubbles in booze and rising bread) and alcohol. But yeast is plentiful. It is around us everywhere. What brewers and vintners do is select particular yeasts that produce specific results, some of which they have even patented.

[@nobodyshome6792]

@@canadaclaret there are multiple different fruits and grains that will ferment naturally WITHOUT yeast. There are plants that do not ferment naturally, but need something to help. Grapefruits ferment, no yeast involved since they ferment INSIDE the rind, where yeast (fungus) cannot invade. This happens with oranges and bananas and plantains as well. Hopps does not ferment naturally, it requires an "activator" such as yeast to ferment. Grapes do not ferment either, unless something is added to them to cause fermentation. There are entire lists of plants that ferment naturally without yeast, just as there is a long list of plants that can only ferment when yeast is present. Yes I understand that brewers and vintners utilize different types or strains of yeast when making their beverages. Thing is, both hopps and grapes do not ferment without the addition of yeast to their environment. While some companies that make liquors using fruits or some grains do not use yeast at all. Remember, there usually isn't any yeast in a wheat or corn silo, yet they BOTH ferment making a very sweet and harsh drinks. Drinks with extremely high sugar contents. Most Ethanols are in fact, yeast free alcohols. (I'm allergic to yeast itself, so I sort of have to pay attention to these things.)

[@canadaclaret]

@@nobodyshome6792 They certainly continue to ripen through a process called autolysis. I am quite sure they cannot produce alcohol in the absence of yeast. The yeast doesn't need to be added, but without the presence of yeast, alcohol does not occur. Alcohol is a by-product of the digestion of sugar by the yeast. Fortunately, yeast is present everywhere there is life. Those plants fermenting "without yeast" are using the yeast present in the air or on the surfaces of the plants.

[@Dranok1]

"Yo mama so ugly yo dad had to get a husband!" The very first one, talking about the fail, when the perfect win is right there on the page given for free 🤣

[@TimpossibleOne]

Saving a quarter a day to get $9,125 will take 100 years

[@MrCho14]

99.93 years (99 years and 340 days) technically, but yeah.

[@sebastianbauer4768]

Did you account for compounding interest?

[@MrCho14]

@@sebastianbauer4768 Nah, Savings interest is so small you're losing buying power no matter what.

[@Texas240]

A quarter a day for a year will get $91.25. $25 a day for a year will get $9,125.

[@mrsbethaniesmith]

The work mom drawing and the face swap were the funniest ones to me

[@flowers1-2-1]

5:02 “I want to be like mommy” had me tears of laughter😂 I would definitely photocopy the drawing and tuck the photocopy away in my files, get the daughter to sign & date the original then frame it! It is priceless💯😂🇬🇧

[@seeseabee7165]

Indie contractor was great!!! Loved my days as one. Them trying to make me stay late.

[@OnlyTheEd]

365 divided by 4 equals 91.25.... decimal points, people.....😅

[@hannahrich5728]

3:19 maybe the city should have bought his clothes instead. having to run a hot dog stand to afford school clothes is not heartwarming. child labor is not heartwarming.

[@ulricaandrae4381]

Though him being creative and entrepreneuring should be rewarded. Child labor is when forcing a child to work and then profit from it.

[@JayPea-zu7ue]

It rewarded his enterprise and was perfect retribution to the disapproving neighbour.

[@C.L.Hinton]

It did seem kind of r/aboringdystopia to me. Children not being supplied with their basic needs is sad.

[@JayPea-zu7ue]

@@C.L.Hinton I see what you're saying and that should be the case, but his entrepreneurial spirit could take him far in life.

[@robgraham9234]

For every US citizen who is proud of his business, there are 3 who are angry that he got a free hand out of taxpayer money!

[@gg454lune]

I'm glad I watched this video in the morning. The last one would've given me nightmares.

[@jerrywinter7995]

You've obviously never seen a pig after it eats a rotting pumpkin, a squirrel after it eats rotting berries, or any of a plethora of animals who wait for the fruit to start rotting. Who do you think humans learned fermentation from?

[@rcarrick355]

The stripper picture was my favorite!

[@mstyles2667]

Friggin classic

[@soaringvulture]

But stripper moms do work real hard. It's no joke.

[@YeahNo]

You mean the Home Depot picture that’s so old she has grandkids now?

[@csnide6702]

looked like a pole dancer to me ... !

[@cmkar8830]

That was hilarious!! 😂

[@betsyjohnson9699]

The depression one is so funny. Like, bruh, there is quite literally a chemical imbalance in my brain preventing me from happiness 🤦‍♀️

[@zaarkhananal7165]

3:45 Look into a book and get shook. Lololol

[@evonne315]

That face swap got me!! 😂

[@leegoddard2618]

10:51. 😂🤣😂 He said : No. 🤣😂🤣🤪👍

[@Rubyfir3]

4:49 Well, the design *is* trash, so...

[@seaninness334]

The contractor texts @10:53 - so satisfying.

[@Cat-tastrophee]

"Please call me" "No" 😂

[@ls-kk4pq]

I had my daily giggle! Thank you!

[@bodhiswayze1892]

Someone needs to tell the red pandas that their efforts to look “bigger & more dangerous” just looks like they’re asking for uppies. They literally look like they’re asking for a hug.

[@cmarq817]

3:47 not an English native speaker but I can think of these words too -foot -noodles - poodle -cool - pool - loot -oodles - etc.

[@Silkke]

Fitting for the OP: "fool". But maybe they drank "too" much "booze" while "looking" at the "moon".

[@Fyreflier]

my favourite part of that one is that it was posted to facebOOk

[@estellenadon6307]

Look Fool Tool Stool Stooges

[@MollyHJohns]

I reckon the OP is just baiting for engagement on their post 😂 but ngl it's a good brain exercise to some people. That said, Ooze, goo, too, boo, door, floor, school, shoo, loo... many more.

[@schmoshmaholuc]

He could have looked for a nook to sit and read a book 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TimeSurfer206]

4:15 Plot Twist: The cops selling were really selling Supplemental income from the Evidence Room), and the cops buying were really buying. They only "Arrested each other" when they found out the other side was cops, too. "Yeah, that's the ticket." The Good Dog at 5:20 made a very valiant effort. On the "Name the country you're from only using two words," I part of a group in Italy that was told to do this, but the asker was smart enough to add "Without using it's name." First person said, "Mama mia!", second said, "Sacre Bleu!", and I said, "YEE HAW!" When the Russian said, "Suka blyat," it was over. And, at 11:40, let us hope a certain Tangerine Toddler celebrates his victory like this.

[@michaelbujaki2462]

You had me laughing at Tangerine Toddler. He's also the Quarter Flounder, The Traffic Cone of Treason, The Big Liebowski... kzbin.info/www/bejne/eabHiGVqhLqcZ5I

[@Task-paralysis24.7]

​@@michaelbujaki2462you forgot Mango 🥭 Mussolini, Cheeto Hitler, the Ginger Menace, and Tangerine 🍊 Shit Gibbon. Dementia Don and Flaming Hot Weirdo are also accepted.

[@renakunisaki]

Maple Syrup

[@MamaJLW]

I have never heard this description (nor the others posted in response). They are ALL freaking hilarious!

[@613miami]

The lady pilot also brilliant!

[@alicewilloughby4318]

0:48 - Magnificent! 😂 1:00 - HAHAHAHAHAH!!! 2:09 - Um... wouldn't it be more impressive if she earned that money, herself? 4:09 - Sometimes-screw-ups are the best humor! 8:00 - I like the shirt! 11:55 - That one pawprint says so much!

[@rosydorffner762]

Thank goodness I was sitting while watching this….in the bathroom (that’s an old person thing)😅

[@tlee4218]

This was good…so many actually cracked me up ..the 5 yr old smack back. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@OcusticClear92]

7:20 The Profile pic for ‘Owl! at the Library’ is one of the illustrations from The Chronicles of Narnia: The Silver Chair.

[@leyrua]

The one with the one-armed gal reminds me of a bio I saw somewhere: Face: 10/10 Body: 9/10 Arms: 1/2 Occupation: _arms dealer._ 😂

[@Lord.Kiltridge]

I got two chuckles and a big belly laugh out of this. Not a good ratio, I know. But I'm happy with it.

[@PraiseJ-Pope]

2:28 Sarah was actually THAT RICH that she was declared white by law as a child

[@slantdwave]

....in order for it to be legal for a white man to try and marry her to get control of her land

[@lambentlamprey]

5:53 'What you looking at?' 'You wanna HUG bro!'

[@arosefortes6507]

The kid selling hot dogs to pay for his clothes got me and his shirt says trust no one! It's awesome that there are good adults out there that helped prove him wrong! More people should take a lesson from this young man that has more incentive to go after and work for what he wants than some adults! ❤🤗

[@judil3294]

1:47 reminds me of when my nephew was 2 years old and my language loving bro writes home from central America that he's doing great with French, English and Spanish but just doesn't get the Hebrew.

[@soaringvulture]

Did you suggest that he try reading it the other way?

[@judil3294]

@@soaringvulture 😄😄

[@andersnielsen6044]

All these Trump voters shows off their skills :D

[@matthewhuszarik4173]

May daughter spoke two languages at three. Now she speaks three at eighteen. English, Russian, and Spanish.

[@mandarina4157]

That is not a protective cover for Nokia, it was so that we could attach it to our pants. Y’all not old enough.

[@hillbillydeluxe27]

@0:49 No greater truth has ever been spoken.

[@bkitteh6295]

Protecting the homeland since 1492.... 💪🏾💪🏽💪🏿

[@hellokittyangel211]

@@bkitteh6295My mom has a shirt that says that with an old timy 19th century photo with 3 Indigenous males holding 19th century rifles underneath that’s she got 20 years ago at gift shop of Indigenous museum in TN and it’s one my favorites of hers.

[@hillbillydeluxe27]

​@@bkitteh6295 😎👍

[@MrCho14]

I thought Native Americans didn't believe in land ownership or borders. How can someone be illegal if that's the case? (just getting technical here....don't take it too serious.)

[@hillbillydeluxe27]

@@MrCho14 actually, native Americans pushed each other off the land for millennia. They just didn’t believe you could own the land. And when it comes to it, white people pushed other white people off their land, too.

[@magsthompson9083]

New Zealand

[@cmkar8830]

😂 right??

[@ArtNLuv444]

Sherlock Holmes audio book on shuffle mode. That's a Quintin Terrantino event.

[@MemphisOne44]

Laoghter is making me cry! i loved this video!

[@auntydale]

The cover for the Nokia phone was to keep it clean.

[@kcjd8659]

Jose A. Chavez is the GOAT.

[@AnnaAnna-uc2ff]

Thamks

[@booker0110]

and after you’ve read your book try cook then you can eat your words.

[@lazyhomebody1356]

Food

[@LS-um3zq]

These were so funny!! I loved the last one!!

[@joannavaldez]

@7:36 I first read that as "dressed" 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I almost peed myself laughing at myself. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@БогданБорецкий-л8н]

2:12 100% agree with Isaak

[@LillikoiSeed]

“I’m a pilot for Delta. And yes, I’ll have fries with that.” Also, why are you still calling them Stews?

[@DatS_off]

Face swap one was hilarious)

[@KlaudiaShaefferr]

2:29 before her, Madame C J Walker became a first black female millionaire in 1905

[@gablison]

It was hardly protection from impact, it was a flimsy plastic cover so dust and grime doesn't get into the cracks of the buttons and to protect the screen from scratches and gunk.

[@bubblegum_girl]

😮 Caleb is my hero

[@dumymariposa6795]

4:15 -Sure..."posing as"!😏 4:47 -Tight... what?😅

[@Texas240]

A quarter a day for a year will get $91.25. $25 a day for a year will get $9,125.

[@frankhooper7871]

Gave up at 4:00 as only about one in ten were new - 90% repeats from other channels

[@TheAngeltinks]

Oh boo hoo for you 😂😂😂

[@wolf1066]

4:41 - nah, you were right, Katie, it's a dumpster.

[@jl9336]

Ok that last one really got me 😂

[@mischmaZOOO]

6:26 How do people with wheelchairs get access? 😳

[@613miami]

The CD player on shuffle mode is the best😊

[@rmalus10297]

I guess tiff never heard of what happens to rotten fruit 😂😂😂

[@hildyjo7358]

What kills me is that this channel is poking fun at others, but the grammar of the captions in yellow is atrocious!

[@hellokittyangel211]

I thought that too at first, but then I put the phrase “An attempt was made to…”, or a variant of it, from the video’s title in front of them and it was like night and day for my comprehension of them, 😅.

[@michaelbujaki2462]

12:15 And you want AI to learn to drive a car? No thank you!

[@JayeEllis]

9:41 A valid question

[@lightningrod1063]

How can there be SO many pigeons in the world if they're SO bad at building nests? How do their eggs stay safe until they hatch, and where do baby pigeons hang out all day if Pigeons can't build nests. Also, has anyone ever actually seen a baby pigeon in the wild? Maybe pigeons aren't real, but just robotic drones. #GoodQuestion

[@B2WM]

There's a Sci Show episode on their nests, if you're interested in learning more, but rock doves gonna rock dove: you just need one or two sticks to keep the egg from falling off if you usually find a hard, flat, difficult to reach crevice for nesting.

[@nobodyshome6792]

I have seen unfledged pigeons. They do not need to build nests and haven't since they were domesticated a bit over 6,000 years ago.

[@BonaparteBardithion]

As the name rock dove indicates, pigeons naturally nest on cliffs. In the city they find similar places to nest like the underside of overpasses or the ledge of a building. Last place I saw a baby pigeon (and their parent) was under the eaves of a parking garage. It was near a transit center and accompanying food vendors so a lot of them were nesting in the area.

[@averycheesypotato]

@@nobodyshome6792 that’s not quite right. The OG rock dove didn’t build nests. Domestication didn’t change that, it just dispersed the birds to new continents

[@leila13dnd]

To be fair, the guy trying to say alcohol is bad had the right idea, his approach was just reeeally questionable.

[@Djmbs237]

Seriously though, I've got some astounding venison recipes 😂

[@BertieWooster13]

The earth literally makes it all the time.

[@TukikoTroy]

What is the name of the statue at 6:39 please?

[@wolf1066]

7:35 - I'm going to bet that the OP didn't actually comprehend the answer, anyway.

[@dusty2774]

9:00 you too?!?!?!? I thought I was the only one...

[@mariemaroney7891]

As for the “oo” in an English word? Groove, smooth,proof,door, root, snoot, shoot, hoop, snoop, stoop, should I go on?

[@averycheesypotato]

Poop!

[@midnightodellewest1999]

9:32 makes me wonder if I was a pigeon in a former life

[@janwoodward7360]

Woo hoo.