The Funniest Mountain Bike Fails Of The Month | GMBN's March Fails & Bails Reel

Every month we select the best of your user submitted fails and bails and showcase them in their own video. This month Martyn and Blake are checking out some gnarly crashes! Their favourite will win a sick GMBN jersey🤘
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[@gmbn]

Got some mad fails and bails to share with us? Send them in via our uploader 👉 upload.gmbn.com 👈

[@radbikeshredgnar4423]

I got a good one uploading currently. Many more where that came from.

[@Mrhadatte]

God damnit Jack

[@gushollen6303]

Please help me out I wanna send in my video but can't get out of viewing mode on the website so I can't upload it

[@gushollen6303]

Never mind, I figured it out!

[@gmbn]

@@gushollen6303 RAD! 🤙

[@____vstheworld1652]

Break yourself. Break your bike. Win Gmbn Jersey. Worth it. 😂🤟

[@aminrazawan482]

Yes of course!

[@th_js]

But don't break your bike!

[@hypernovafx]

@@th_js The More stuff you manage to break, the greater your chances of winning

[@ApakmanMarquez]

I'm a newbie. Do bikers go to these trails and just launch themselves full steam at those features, or do they first walk and spot their line?

[@robertireson3950]

Lollll😂😂 so tru

[@mickellis8747]

LORENZO should have won. I was in tears of laughter, give him a shirt. Go on.

[@ChrisLee-UK]

LORENZO is still cleaning testicular matter out of his rear sprocket and seat stay, surely deserving of at least a water bottle! I lost it during that clip! 😂🤣

[@trevormoore2051]

Maybe Martyn thought the jersey to be an inappropriate color choice for Lorenzo’s new gender transformation 😅 I agree, that had me laughing in a ER office for 3 minuets, the guy... gal whichever parts are still left, needs some GMBN trophy love for that video!👍

[@hyperfang1181]

Could stay he “gambled” with his balls aye

[@EpicSwedishFika]

Yeah Lorenzo was the best ever!!!

[@jackhewitt7902]

Let spare a thought for Lorenzo being unable to have kids due accidental castration.

[@nickb8257]

"Curly bar Nut Job" - That's the best description of a road biker ever!

[@gmbn]

🤣

[@XGaming1]

It was funny but sad kind of lol

[@owen.newportwainwright4552]

nick B I’m a road biker and I’m seriously offended by that. I challenge you mountain bikers to do a crit and see how that goes for you you strait bar smack talkers.

[@thatPingu99]

@@owen.newportwainwright4552 I hope you're taking the piss

[@joefirth3657]

GMBN should do a 50/50 like a reddit 50/50 challenge. Combining sends and fails, not knowing whats to come.

[@gmbn]

We have had a few people ask us to try this and Martyn thinks this would be good!

[@lukepws-skiandmtb1122]

@@gmbn yay

[@ThunderStruckMTB]

360* root crash was one of the best I've ever seen!

[@k.gonzalez526]

FaCts! Who gets the credit?

[@MTBTrailRider]

hahaha "Double compression of the balls..." 15:40 I'm dying!!

[@bisforbroke4233]

MTB Trail Rider , same mate I’m fucking crying it’s so funny

[@fire_nugit8549]

DOUBLE KILL

[@nigeljohnson8022]

I love it when Martyn and Blake lose it and start laughing. Has me in absoloute stiches !!!!!!!!!

[@CarReis28]

Nigel Johnson how, did you fall off your stairs, how is it possible to get stitches from laughing.

[@jackhewitt7902]

Mustafa Kirman r/whoooosh

[@CarReis28]

@@jackhewitt7902 lmaoooooo best reaction ever I'm joking man I'm not some 9 year old who took their moms phone

[@ChrisLee-UK]

Laying in a hospital bed in Cornwall at gone Eleven at night laughing my head off and pissing other patients off in the process 😂😂 ‘Winded is technically breathing!’ 😳😂🤣

[@bigrigmtber857]

Martyn never disappoints!! Lorenzo with his double nut hit was my favorite one. It got even better when Martyn said he ripped his, hmm “junk” off! Every time he starts laughing, I do too!! Martyn & Blake, please keep it up and keep me crying!! 🤣🤣

[@danboyes7477]

Lorenzos crash and Martyn and Blakes reaction to it are the funniest thing I've seen for a long time. I keep having to watch it back and everytime I'm in tears. Thank you so much guys!

[@akay4500]

Lorenzo - that sound! I was in tears too!

[@CraigLaurieYcb1]

When the guy with the road bike head butted the log, Martin said "I suggest he gets right back on the road" had me 💀😂😂😂

[@ZOB4]

Waited until after I got back from my ride before watching this video - that was definitely the right order in which to do things.

[@flar2me240]

This was a long toilet session.

[@geoffgoldplum1231]

Would you say you went for a BIG D ouble

[@Dd_chill]

Numb legs...

[@calowayred1819]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@javieriqbal5358]

Session if that toilet like that double in the local trail

[@lawrencerodeback]

Toilet trip with awkward laughing through the door

[@enzov2063]

GMBN and Grand Tour crossover would be sick! Richard Hammond tries MTB, while Niel tries racing cars.

[@mtbthiccness3605]

Holy shit yea!

[@MrKuerbiskopf96]

actually Richard is quite active in offroad riding. He posted a few times when he was out with his doughter greenlaning on motocross or (e)mtb

[@ShahnewazYT]

And both nearly dies.

[@Quicksilver_Cookie]

Knowing how prone Hammond is to crashing, perhaps not the best idea? Maybe Neil goes racing, and Richard Hammond...helps with digging an MTB trail? :D

[@stakker7219]

OMG LMFAO in pain watching Lorenzo's crash. Martyn and Blake I haven't laughed like that for ages. Lovin' GMBN!

[@SlingingLead]

Martyn Ashton's humor in the face of tragedy is true inspiration. He is a hero.

[@michaeltowler2632]

You pair of cruel Sods, poor Lorenzo especially when the rear tyre gave him the coup de grace.hahah

[@stevenexley8772]

This was hilarious watching Blake and Martin commentating 😂😂😂

[@AshfordMTB]

Oh my days, this is the most entertaining thing I have seen in ages. Martyn and Blake should never be replaced in these ones! 🤣

[@sixonesix9429]

This was fucking hilarious. Not the crashes, just the banter between you three. Brilliant stuff. Love ya X

[@henrywes2628]

That double rear tire nut gobbler off that jump had me rolling.

[@603.F0Z]

The dude that hit the tree’s bike just got STONKED!!!

[@FalcoBikes]

Chris, getting your head whacked by your rear wheel was absolutely epic! Congrats on the free jersey!

[@jessereddragon7617]

always nice to get a visit from the scorpion king, brings a smile to my face....that last crash though eesh

[@fluffy13bondjames92]

I like road cycling more than mountain biking (not keen on crashing like these poor souls) but man if I don’t smile on your videos way more than GCN you guys rock

[@forestntt72]

Late to the party, but OMG I cried tears throughout the whole of this. Martyn and Blake crack me up.

[@jaysuhn_]

I like how Blake was pushing the little toy bike in the table 😂🤣

[@ahwayzcool4630]

The 360 root crash was by far the BEST.

[@andrewjohnston4882]

Oh man I am in tears here! You guys are mint, so funny. On that last one I think everybody in mtb community went quiet simultaneously. Community=Oooooh(silence) Comments= no injuries he’s ok Community= yyyeeaaaahhhhh!!!! Great stuff lads keep it up Cheers

[@Willdrknght]

We need a ‘crying with laughter’ button .... too funny !

[@MarkLoves2Fly]

I agree with the results. Number one was BRUTAL!!!

[@CompressedPlymouth]

Martyn and Blake - we need a whole episode of you fellas laughing at "double bounce" videos. Bravo!!!! Love this little corner of the world that exists here. Cheers.

[@kzinty]

This is the funniest/BEST GMBN show ever. At 2:45 Anonymous was attempting to bail from casing the jump way too late. He let go of the bars and was coming off of the peddles just before crash down. Would have been far better off trying to ride out the landing.

[@encoresurfacing84]

Y'all have a warped sense of humor. So do I.

[@jamlarna]

Omg!! Your reactions to the guy on the big jump that's lost his gentleman sassage hahaha I'm crying with laughter... Literally crying 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@wittech6116]

Lorenzo had me in literal tears. 😂

[@shavingryansprivate89]

Maaaan that "prrrrrt" sound on Lorenzo. HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@ratillecebrasquedubitantiu4451]

The second clip is majestic af

[@01FozzyS]

This was the best month yet! Got me laughing in tears. lol

[@gorillagamer4706]

My favourite series on GMBN. Nothing beats a good crash

[@klaranedbalova9681]

Shiiii***, what a legendary fall Lorenzo !

[@bisforbroke4233]

15:30 funniest commentary ever. I’m practically crying

[@cipherion]

I’m still SMILING 😁!!!

[@federicoundurragaalamos9093]

18:51 "sounds like a hippo" you killed me there hahahahaha

[@giles6183]

Just cried with laughter over Lorenzo!

[@nmartin5551]

Chris is not only wrecked, he’s a cinematographer. He deserved the jersey for his art.

[@doctorpc4x4]

Lorenzo brought tears to my eyes

[@kbalaz]

"his front tire went, I don't think so!" made me spit my coffee out and for real bust out laughing at the screen, haha.

[@theanimaster]

That 360 footage makes me really want to get a 360 camera now. Crazy awesome footage!!

[@stevenchristensen8944]

Best show ever, absolutely pissed myself laughing. Don't know what it is about watching people fail but it's funny

[@mtbhotspot6353]

On the first downhill one I thought “no more baby’s for him"

[@BoBByQc444]

Hey GMBN Team ;-) .. few scary fails on this for sure ;-) I think the one where the rider gets his pedal caught in the root, went OTB plus the Slow Mo .. so perfectly resembling at the fail i had last year .. so many thing looked alike .. lmfao .. picked myself up .. picked up the pieces .. and back on the saddle to head back home .. pains going uphill i'll tell ya .. Good show as usual my friends .. Keep the good work .. Cheers !!! See Ya !!!!

[@yarbrough462]

He's landed on his gonads...Best line EVER on the internet...Period...You Brits can make anything sound polite!

[@mojosdad68]

Great show guys, you both do such a great job. Martyn was particularly funny this episode.

[@paketpris]

Ahhh love the GMBN version of cheech and chong......you 2 guys allways make me cry from laughing

[@webenic57]

15:00 -17:00 I'm literally in tears laughing. Love listening to you guys

[@curtisf.r6233]

Love these videos! "No pain No gain" (sort of) but... It's good to watch crashes for hours an hour's 2 days before picking up the new bike 👍😎 love the enthusiasm of these two hooligans! 💯

[@trickshotguys482]

U GUYS ARE AWESOME AT MOUNTAIN BIKING!!!!

[@bigrigmtber857]

I have to say, the fails & nails are my favorite. I laugh my @$$ off every time someone gets the wind knocked out of them(winded). I laugh so hard I cry because the funniest part is watching Martyn loose it, crack up and cry. Martyn & Blake, you guys are the best at fails & bails. Keep up the great commentary!!

[@danclarke2305]

@10:45 - His face in that Bush! LMFAO!!!

[@Mr_wayne0805]

🤣PMSL..That coconut sound. 🤣😂

[@scottishmtb723]

Thanks for that one guys, I'm laughing so hard (as are you 2) brilliant fails n bails episode 😎🤘

[@sorwrang]

14:18 That's the quickest transition to a manual that I've ever seen. Forget about the L-shape!

[@paulhope7298]

Stellar show chaps! Well done and (OMG) some gruesome fails this month. Brilliant GMBNess and laugh (cry) with you both.

[@lemonmusicrocks97]

jays video doesn't seem embarrassing because we all gotta start somewhere

[@ruelapas6240]

Im not laughing at the crashes… Im laughing at blake's laugh. LOL.

[@xpndblhero5170]

I like Chris's because of the quality of the footage.... That shouldn't count as much but it's just a perfect filmed bit of revenge from the bike.

[@Pienimusta]

What we learned - Don't listen to GCN and keep away from CX bikes.

[@rob-c.]

Pienimusta Yeah, because what this video tells us is ‘ride a mountain bike, cross bikes are too dangerous’... 🧐

[@Pienimusta]

@@rob-c. At least you don't end with cracked face. Cracked nuts sure but...

[@rob-c.]

Pienimusta still Not convinced looking at the winner! 😀

[@mtnbikon391]

Just don't do too crazy stuff on them (in other worlds if you want to do jumps get a mtb)

[@levipicard7685]

If you want your skin, ride MTB. If you want your bones, ride road. If you want neither, ride cross.

[@JimEckhardt]

Half the fun of these is watching Blake's reactions, which tend to mirror mine precisely.

[@mememe5231]

Burst out laughing with “ Neil is the Richard Hammond of GMBN “ wife looked at me like was crazy! Great video!

[@feelfreemtb3474]

15:03 I really got tears in my eyes.....thats hilarious

[@fosterotley5451]

When they said raise your hand if you have broken your collar bone I raised my hand

[@django1364]

8:25 Jasper there is no way you could be smiling right through that, I think you superglued a smiling mask on your face...lol that was such a cool clip.

[@darcyamyotte349]

You guys are quite the DUO! I'm crying... i'm laughing so hard! Keep up the good work boys!

[@johola]

3:40 must be the greates crash footage ever :D

[@verymental6999]

This is pure gold GMBN... more please!

[@foyforehand5057]

Thanks guys. I really needed the laugh on this Monday morning!

[@yolohipster7094]

Going riding today, can’t wait to see if I make it into next months

[@Bob_Shy_132]

Flying W had me rolling!

[@promiannapepekkou3104]

Love the merge

[@MrPawPaw]

You guys are sooo bad. Lol. I agree with the win for Chris. The camera angels were classic.

[@judsmtb2484]

This has definitely been my fav crash reel so far!

[@HUKIT.]

He put his face right in that bush…I think we’ve all been there before Martyn 😉

[@goingbonzo5923]

Excellent choice boys!

[@sydneymarriott539]

Love how Blake is playing w a play mobile biker for pretty much the whole thing 😂😂

[@mikesmith7228]

The funniest f$*#@$g GMBN episode ever! You guys had me crying with laughter.

[@jessejorgensen3419]

"The Richard Hammond of GMBN" I'm dying...

[@melissavines4454]

Omg love you guys!!!! Always a good laugh.

[@BlueComet]

Late train ride home from work and what's best to keep awake? Watching GMBN fails and bails! Loved it and laughed so hard! :D

[@bbarker5766]

Chris was definitely the best!! The other's were very good but with that 360 camera work there was no other option!!! CONGRATS CHRIS🚵💥😉👍

[@grimreaper3526]

...what a great looking jersey you gave away!

[@gorillagamer4706]

My favourite series on GMBN. Nothing beats a good crash. Unless u r the one who had it

[@stevehardy6125]

Yay Chris!! Those are my home trials. Pronounced "AL-uh-fi-uh State Park. Great trails.

[@simonchaddock3694]

Merryxmas for all at gmbn

[@Ricey83]

Man! I was crying with laughter at this one 😂😂

[@cynotsimon]

Now that was quality viewing. More than twice as funny as if I was just watching the clips on my own. I'm watching alone but felt as if I was in a room full of people ...all of us with tears of joy running down our faces 🤣

[@gmbn]

Thanks, glad you liked it! 🤙

[@meliss9536]

"It's gone wrong dude, stop smiling!" - Cracked me up.

[@caylanwojciechowski8233]

Chris had the best wreck I've ever seen.