The Galaxy Brain Garbage of Gaia

[@breadman2983]

I installed Gaia on both my phones, and now my mind is so enlightened that its left my body and I've suffered 5 seizures in the past hour.

[@Laker24772]

The seizures are actually not seizures and you have thrown the curtain aside and seen the light. They are your healing faeries.

[@ressljs]

Weird, I actually bought a Gaiam branded yoga ball that came with a DVD to throw in a little yoga before I get into my real workout, weights. Maybe the company was trying to expand to the non-crazy market, but apart from stereotypical "new age" music, the DVD was a pretty ordinary workout video. There wasn't any philosophy or spiritualism.

[@profightcompilations4764]

BM is a 12 year old man, PRESENTING TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM, unconscious. This is what happened to his brain.

[@connormcintosh4828]

@@profightcompilations4764 ur my favorite

[@General_Fuck_Yeah_AnimeTitties]

I think it’s from having two phones not Gaia

[@NordicTheWolf]

"Reality is weird enough, you don't need to write fanfiction about it." Absolutely brilliant.

[@gothboschincarnate3931]

Which reality are you referring too?

[@Wolcik3000]

If earth was hollow then where would the underground dinosaurs live?

[@bobbyologun1517]

agreed

[@gothboschincarnate3931]

I just woke up...suddenwise, was thinking of the term "fan-fiction". Doris Ione Smith comes thru again! When she comes thru...you better listen....i better listen too!

[@gothboschincarnate3931]

Jesus fucking christ...gaia.... Metaphysics fan-fiction and Biblical fan-fiction. I cant tell the difference sometimes. hey NordicWolf7. If someone dosent know the true story, lets just make up a fake story to fill in the gaps. Doris calls it the "Hollywood Syndrome". Fukin A....you crossed the eithers dude. This must have been and important question for U?

[@GloriousZote]

dutch translation: Grab your elbows, place your arms on the backrest, let your forehead rest on your arms, your back has to be parallel with the ground..

[@TripleEightss]

no matter how much i try i cannot visualize this

[@walrus4046]

I can't tell my arse from my elbow. You can understand why I don't do yoga

[@KlaximumSkroeft]

Dankt he, kut!

[@MKsomething_]

Ik ga het zeggen GEKOLONISEERD

[@MacAnters]

It was such sensual Dutch as well

[@annabelrose303]

The way this platform messed with me during episodes of psychosis….. thank you for clearing things up

[@jesseb6101]

Hope you’re still doing okay. ❤❤

[@realleon2328]

Ough yeah, whenever I'm in psychosis or having those kinds of thought patterns I force myself to watch only cooking shows

[@froo5667]

@@realleon2328 I love cooking shows. As someone with (some mental illness that makes it impossible to focus) they really hold my attention and aren't too stressful or complicated

[@popisdeadisagoodsong9997]

Fucking hell, that must have been rough. Im psychotic too and I know this would fuck me over badly if I’m the wrong spot, hope you’re still doing good 11 months on.

[@theredgoblin562]

​@@realleon2328why does every mfer in this thread claiming psychosis have a trippy profile picture. Sounds like you chose the identity

[@brandonprendergast8342]

"You are the prison" We are made of cells he got a point

[@andrewrules231]

2 drums and a symbol fall off a cliff

[@spacebassist]

Too bad there's also cells outside of us too, meaning the world becomes once more a prison

[@comlitbeta7532]

It's prisons all the way down man, and then you start hitting the turtles

[@pogo575]

Cells within cells within cells.

[@Julianna.Domina]

@@spacebassist It's all prisons.

[@MrEZDizzle]

“Reality is weird on its own, you don’t need to start writing fan fiction about it” 🤣

[@9WEAVER9]

" For when, you know, you just get sick of putting your fingers in your ears and going EEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHH!"

[@9WEAVER9]

@Sebastian Hahn I don't know, isn't a model train technically still a train?

[@yowtfputthemaskbackon9202]

the second i saw the comment he said it lol

[@justcallmeandrew942]

true that

[@metaparalysis3441]

@@9WEAVER9 not specific enough, some yes and some no

[@Rabavilas]

Gaia's whole deal seems like one of those cults you come across from gta v

[@Rabavilas]

@Magnum Dong yeah! That's what I thought this reminded me of. The guys in gta v in light blue robes who say kifflom.

[@thevikingsock8527]

you mean scientology which sadly is real as well?

[@Rabavilas]

@Stellvia Hoenheim gaia's marketing sounds so stupid it could only come out of a gta game

[@Gayfrogscollective]

Movementarians - the Leader is the Beans (or something)

[@jadesded]

@@Rabavilas Well that's the problem innit? It doesn't sound stupid, it is stupid, and it isn't in a game, it's a real thing, that real people buy into. Which is kinda what Stellvia was saying.

[@michaelimbesi2314]

The best book I’ve ever read on chemotherapy is called The Great Secret, and it tells the story of how a horrible but classified disaster in Italy in WWII involving chemical weapons gave rise to the discovery that leukemia *could* actually be treated. It does a really good job of conveying the sort of heady wonder and joy in the medical field as chemotherapy actually began to make significant inroads in giving extra years to, and eventually curing, people who would have died very quickly.

[@paulmahoney7619]

Yeah, chemotherapy is a brutal treatment that works because cancer cells are far more aggressive about growth than all but a few healthy cells. What a lot of people don't realize is that killing cancer cells is easy, the challenge is doing it in a way that doesn't kill healthy cells too.

[@TrianglePants]

THC supposedly helps for many cancer types.

[@jeltoninc.8542]

A few extra years sometimes ain’t worth the pain though. I’ve seen a lot of people go thru it. Only a few were “cured” and it was never for longer than 5 years.

[@CJ-hz1uj]

The cut/burn/poison approach is from the Rockefeller system.

[@hurdygurdyguy1]

​@@jeltoninc.8542 What I understand most "survivors " aren't so much as cured but in remission...

[@aimanstitou9979]

Gaia is the real life "history channel at 3am" meme

[@eatatjoe]

Gaia is if the History Channel was *always* crazy rather than it being a gradual process. From Hitler to aliens to Ghost Harassers.

[@remembermyname7604]

Thats a good one haha

[@HighlyRegardted]

Gaia: but what if hitlers ghost was actually an alien?

[@joelwidgins6329]

I like the GaiaBrand™ KZbin-channel- -airiated couch chips; but Munchos™ are a vat easier to open👁️‍🗨️

[@armyforlife7162]

So true 🤣🤣

[@CodyCoffmanSteffick]

Gaia's response video: "The Everyday Truth of Ordinary Things"

[@OrdinaryThings]

pleaseeeeee

[@supercellodude]

Based on their new age, dualistic or idealistic beliefs: skeptical people are caught in a behavioral pattern of neglect & harm towards themselves. Cribbing off of Buddhism and related belief systems like the thieves they are, they position themselves as honorable and trustworthy guides when they actually perpetuate the suffering and attachment they claim to fight against.

[@finlaycraig1810]

@@supercellodude yes.

[@nob2243]

I know we're just joking here... but there won't be one, because they wouldn't have anything to say (or at least anything of substance). The usual response of grifters and pseudo-gurus is to just pretend the critics don't exist, and hope their followers don't notice it either.

[@gram.]

We need thermonuclear protection for our eyes

[@GlobalistHero]

"Reality is weird enough on its own you don't need to start writing fan fiction about it" That might be the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life thank you

[@miratarnish6316]

Oh wow, I love that. My personal outlook is that a lot of spirituality is the art and culture of humans in practice, not a science. It's the idea that they decided to take observations and tell stories of expression and creativity about them. And it's all well and good until its taught as fact without proof and used to harm people.

[@eneco3965]

Nah, reality is boring as fuck

[@egg.6334]

@@eneco3965 do acid

[@adeleinetheartist8267]

​@@eneco3965 Do you want to escape reality and live in a fantasy world?

[@eneco3965]

@@adeleinetheartist8267 Who says we're not doing that already?

[@D.von.N]

About 20 years ago I was into esoterics and new age... I liked the various teas, esoteric music, I liked the Eastern philosopies, I was somewhat practicing zen and meditations... I got a bunch of scented sticks ... but if somebody wanted to pull me into a cult they would have to face my other side: my curiosity and fact checking. When I smell rat I go deeper until I figure out. And that is pretty much how I left this delusion about spirituality, cosmos and stuff. Learning about drugs, psychology, physical limits and how things actually work in the real world... I soon figured out what was what. But that zen still stuck with me. Be present in a moment and appreciate what you have. Life has no purpose, it has a meaning you give to it. Letting go is probably the hardest thing to do when we want to cling to things. And when you finish eating, clean the bowl.

[@jean-francoisaubry]

Wash my dish once a day...its ok ?

[@theredgoblin562]

Sounds like you arrived at a feeling of psuedo intelligence because you got tricked by some videos before. There are aspects to ancient wisom that go way deeper than your dish metaphor. Your just an arrogant kid tbh

[@skepticalgenious]

​@@jean-francoisaubryno you can't have any habitual habits.😂 Not even eating or breathing if you want to reach the rainbow body. 😂 So no washing that dish.

[@isaiahromero9861]

Yea, there's definitely a nugget of truth in all this spirituality stuff, but I hate all the pseudoscience

[@derekdexheimer3070]

"Lawnmower Man-esque CGI representations of what your mom thinks LSD is like" Sublime.

[@lm7092]

Your mom did LSD.

[@ryanatkinson2978]

6:29 "He was thinking in algorithms long before that was even a word" *Al Khwarizmi has entered the chat in 800 AD*

[@malachiroberts6198]

He's 65 Million Years old, his Mom is the planet and his father is an Old Great One. Didn't you read his book while smoking crack?

[@thebrettyouneed178]

I had to facepalm so hard it almost knocked me out

[@williambrasky3891]

Dumbasss.. He said Aljjwhorerrhythms

[@dakrontu]

Sad to invent algorithms almost 1,200 years before there is a profession that uses them. And I thought Ada Lovelace had a sad time.

[@ryanatkinson2978]

@@dakrontu yeah god, there are so many math/science historical figures that were so on the ball but just had no way of moving much past theory and hand calculations. And yet they're still legends. When I grow up I wanna be like them lol

[@ScottLowe]

About to go change my job title on LinkedIn to 'Ambassador of Member Growth'

[@lrrr9734]

That's what she said...

[@seamusmckeon9109]

@@lrrr9734 Literally

[@lionelshaneyfelt5607]

lmaoo

[@archibald_raven]

Do it

[@hennysocks]

yes

[@purpleahaze]

The most unbelievable thing about this Gaia thing is that they have messed up the basics of Yoga, i.e it comes from India and has its origins in Hinduism instead of Buddhism, a difference of almost a millennia.

[@apoorvasastry7073]

Exactly!

[@RRAX]

Well, Buddhism came from the hindu religion . Just wanting to run away from the cast system present in Hinduism

[@Jesse-ge4lv]

Just as a correction because this is a common incorrect myth that is spread, but yoga predates Hinduism. In fact, yoga predates all religions and did not come from any of them. For some reason the followers of Hinduism love to lie about this fact, probably because Hinduism was a religion started around the culture of yoga. To make it clear I have no problem with Hinduism or anyone who believes it, however yoga is not a religion and never has been and it is extremely harmful for people to claim that it is.

[@afrozzz5634]

@@Jesse-ge4lvwhat is yoga in that case?

[@aeaeeaoiauea]

​@@Jesse-ge4lv "Religion" is a western term, and if I recall correctly the Hindu term for Hinduism translates to Eternal Tradition, and since Yoga is a tradition that Hindu people practiced, it is a part of Hinduism.

[@lunokhod3937]

"we had to have thermonuclear protection for our eyes"

[@Sebisation]

you also need that to watch this video

[@raphaelforkel7759]

"But in zee end, ze thermonuclear goggles, zey did nasing!"

[@cocoabutt1711]

The interviewer forgot to ask where he bought his Oakley's.

[@Lucas_Jeffrey]

that guy was definitely the worst of everything he showed. I found a lot of it interesting though. I think 'Ordinary' guy is pretty closed minded and cynical. I think he could have done with learning yoga earlier in his development. His posture is atrocious, the scenes showing him trying to do yoga were nauseating for me. Poor guy

[@zimbu_]

Sun does nuclear fusion in high temperature. Sunglasses are protection against the sun.

[@cardinaldonkey0926]

The real question is how many out of context lines and bits we can take from this new video

[@OrdinaryThings]

please be kind

[@kappaross6124]

Ordinary Things YTPs when?

[@spideylover4105]

Yes

[@migacmagic6675]

@@OrdinaryThings about 677 and 3 quarters

[@Canale064]

@@OrdinaryThings did you get offended or is this irony?

[@bbelilovsky]

"...starting with our chairman and founder, who was a math prodigy at a very young age. So he was thinking in algorithms long before that was even a word." I'm done.

[@bane2201]

The term "algorithm" was first used in its current sense in 1817 (or earlier), I found a Monthly Review from 1817 that uses the term. If you include older meanings of the term it goes back even further!

[@bbelilovsky]

@@bane2201 I can't decide whether they're implying that their leader is hundreds of years old, or they hope the viewer is ignorant enough to believe that this term only came to be a few decades ago.

[@samblackstone3400]

@@bbelilovsky Most of this new age BS is just a bunch of meaningless woo, they probably don't even know what algorithm means.

[@possibilityoflifesdestruction]

that's such a stupid thing to say😭😭 This guy is the Soulja boy of maths

[@lyokianhitchhiker]

@@bbelilovsky That, or he didn’t learn what it was until after he’s been doing it for so long.

[@dyall1987]

Small anecdote I remember going to pick up some food in a place i was not to familiar with, while i was waiting for the food outside, i started to read products from a clearly snake oil store next to the food place,i saw some silly ones like sexual enhancers with very explicit wording that gave me a good chuckle. That is until i saw that they also were selling, and i quote:”tumor remover”. Absolutely vile people.

[@edie4321]

Did you research it before condemning it. There is a natural cure for tumors called Blushwood Berry. Go ahead and be closed minded, maybe chemo will work for you. It rarely does, but it's very dramatic and traumatic. All the world is a stage.

[@JackNichols-fd4bi]

I set here and debunk him he is somehow a self proclaimed know it all. He's just a little fuckery himself 🎉

[@JackNichols-fd4bi]

I don't like this little idiot he pisses me off 😤

[@JackNichols-fd4bi]

He has convinced me. That I hate him 🎉

[@JackNichols-fd4bi]

Asshole know it all. He doesn't know shit 🎉

[@zimbu_]

I like how they leave out the fact that the point of placebo controlled trials is to make sure anything that becomes a pharmaceutical product is significantly more effective than a placebo.

[@HighlyRegardted]

Shhhhh

[@HighlyRegardted]

We’re selling ideas ova hea

[@IgoreandTorii]

19:00

[@HighlyRegardted]

@@IgoreandTorii Gaia: “oh you thought this was woo woo? silly un-enlightened beings these are actually *woo woo sounding modality* “

[@failmasterjm]

Also they exclude recoveries due to other factors. Some conditions go into remission based on time (either due to the normal healing process or conditions that emerge and subside over time) or environmental changes (I.E. "I moved to somewhere with different humidity and my skin cleared up). This means that the "power of placebo" is smaller than it looks as both groups have random recoveries that have nothing to do with the trial. Source: BA in Psychology, so I learned a decent amount about clinical trials and some bleed over medical knowledge when things like psychiatric drugs came up.

[@lexie-colette]

"open your third eye so wide your frontal lobe will fall out" actually a really clever line that perfectly describes gaia

[@Prespanda]

Cool username

[@lexie-colette]

@@Prespanda You too mister President

[@unknowngod8221]

@@lexie-colette me?

[@NaumRusomarov]

oh how's Africanus nowadays? :-)

[@presidentcyanats4005]

@@Prespanda HEY! You weren't elected... I was >:V

[@saddlepiggy]

“There’s more red flags in that video than Tiananmen Square.” Bruh I fucking died

[@stevenyoung9738]

Just like several hundred students!

[@saddlepiggy]

@@stevenyoung9738 Lmaoooo

[@vernstein3877]

@aadhi gei *Absolutely nothing* happened in tiananmen square in 1989, i do not have a gun held to my head by a federal agent.

[@AdamasOldblade]

7:57 - As someone who has written way too many papers on Plato in college, that scene made me laugh because I feel it was half a sentence... I feel the second part of the sentence was supposed to say something such as, "The only way out of the cave... is with a subscription to Gaia starting at..." in a soothing voice. I truly think something like that was in the original script.

[@williammanning5066]

You know what must be a fun job? Being the artist that makes all these trippy 3D graphics for Gaia.

[@cyberreality7774]

No i would prefer making up cgi for Nasa. You scam way more people. Including those who laugh at people scammed by Gaia. So funny man.

[@TheSMR1969]

@@cyberreality7774 found the gullible gaua subscriber

[@anthonyschwartz1084]

@@cyberreality7774 Cyber reality? More like delusional reality 🙏

[@cyberreality7774]

@@anthonyschwartz1084 More like you cannot argue back so you name call

[@cyberreality7774]

@@TheSMR1969 Found the ret4rd who really thinks NASA sht is legit. I am not subscribed to either Nasa nor Gaia while for some reason you think one of the two is more credible while they probably are both scamming you

[@Palemagpie]

Reminds me of the best advice I ever received from my grandmother. She always told me, "lil one. No matter what happens to you in this world, you'll be ok, aslong as you don't ever go into a giant ass maze built by a sketchy cult. There are literally many fables, myths, stories and legends that all confirm it. Don't go into a fuckin maze created by a bunch of crazy people who worship some wierd stuff" I always thought that was weirdly specific advice. But it's been surprisingly useful.

[@eggheadusa]

True but it also sounds fun

[@Palemagpie]

@@eggheadusa well it was between that and "always get the candy upfront before you get in the van"

[@rokurota3311]

Your already in the maze. You just haven't realized it. You create your reality around you.

[@Vivekanand44]

Unfortunately, its a very boring advice.

[@Anthony-ho4kw]

You must take the journey. It’s what your soul wants and needs.

[@jamesandersonjr.1350]

Mate, I've been following you for some time now and I gotta say, you've made some of the best, most consistent content I've seen on the Internet. Please keep going

[@OrdinaryThings]

I appreciate that! thanks king 👑

[@themasterofmastery4404]

Oh

[@killerkraut9179]

@@OrdinaryThings Today is Mainstream science much more Dangerous then Gaia! And how much reliable where the Clima Prediction in the past? And Mainstream science is often Influenced by politics and Billionares!

[@marcus3518]

Horseshit

[@Moonflowergev]

As an environmental scientist his misunderstanding of the lag between CO2 increase and temperature increase sent me. Literally a Google search away.

[@evelyns5258]

"Why does the name Gaiam sound familiar?" *looks over at the cheap yoga set I bought from Target* "Oh....."

[@somechinesedude5466]

IT IS EVERYWHERE

[@KamilHenri]

I like how Gaia is so dangerous that KZbin had to step in and add the Climate Change Wikipedia page to the video

[@TiddyTwyster]

Looks like they fixed it, but it's been immortalized in the desc

[@anna-flora999]

@@TiddyTwyster still there for me

[@LadyPisces96]

It's still there, hilarious

[@troodon1096]

They do that for anything that appears to discuss climate change and/or climate change denial, even if it denies or mocks the denial. Even if it's entirely factual and scientific and still doesn't fit the popular narrative (let's face it, especially so).

[@XxXspawndXxX]

You should be aware that that occurrence has nothing to do with how dangerous Gaia is or is not. Those cards appear on any video that directly references certain topics such as climate change or vaccines

[@PapaFlammy69]

Finally a new upload

[@banan9782]

Bruh, Papa Flammy watches this too? Epic.

[@AngelA-xc7ne]

Flammable Maths, this is unexpected. It seems I can't even hide from my mathe abi on an american yt channel ... // edit: BRITISH yt channel

[@kirillozeau7933]

Love your videos man!

[@julianatlas5172]

I see your comments in literally every video I see

[@AnActualHuman_]

And newly, a fine upload.

[@Yes-Yes1]

You forgot Cosmic Disclosure with David Wilcock. The episodes with Corey Goode talking about the Secret Space Program and Blue Avian aliens are so outlandish that it’s actually quite entertaining.

[@Alamia27]

@Insomniac at least you know better now

[@Flesh_Wizard]

Devil May cry, David wilcock

[@superkickcity1610]

Watch the Corey Goode deposition where he has to admit everything he said on that show was a lie. It’s wild.

[@hilfdsgfuiw]

"He was thinking in algorithms long before that thing was even a word." Sooooo.... in ancient Egypt?

[@RJManette]

😂😂

[@nigelnix1]

He's probably had a bunch of past lives as famous people. 😂

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

@@nigelnix1 notice how it's always famous people - or, at the very least, people in touch with the famous people and who've led fascinating lives? No-one's "like, "yeah, I was a peasant... then another peasant... then a more successful peasant which means I sold other people my home-brew... oh, look! A peasant again..." :-D

[@fredesch3158]

I think it would need to go even further back because in ancient Egypt they still had rituals, and rituals are "scripted" (they follow a pattern/algorith) so technically they already had a way to convey the idea of an algorithm. lol

[@fredesch3158]

@Speed Junkie Exactly what the comment said, ancient egypt is before algorithm was a thing.

[@evaasclouds]

As a Boulder County resident, I am 0% surprised Gaia started here lmfao

[@FlexBeanbag]

kzbin.infoBmc9NFfhx74?feature=share

[@A_Ducky]

Yep, of all places it should be there. It belongs there. Can't you keep it contained though?! XD

[@wgimpact4383]

Me: Wants to learn about yoga for anxiety Gaia: Hey wanna learn about the fifth dimension?

[@scienceface8884]

Quantum Electrodynamics? Sounds good to me!

[@Jakey4000]

@Bakamalian the woo is stupid, but I just started yoga watching some lady on youtube, and its been really good for my half-decade sciatica.

[@atomic66]

Wasn't that a musical act?

[@unknowngod8221]

Me: no but never gonna give never gonna let you down never say goodbye never tell a lie and hurt you

[@doubtingtom92]

Years ago I used to watch the Gaia series Cosmic Disclosure back in the day because I found it entertaining. Then came back last year to rewatch the series and they swapped out the host for someone else and changed the lore. I was so blown because the originals were 10/10 hype. It's a conspiracy man, they should cosmically disclose that OG content!

[@superkickcity1610]

You should watch the deposition of Corey Goode (one of the main cosmic disclosure guys) he had to admit flat out that he made everything up and never went to the moon (one of the big claims was he worked at a secret base on the moon for years) the crazy part is after the deposition leaked he just pretended it never happened and continued the grift.

[@shakazulu301]

“If you believe something hard enough, it’s gonna be a reality.” 40k Orks: WAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

[@wolfgangervin2582]

I mean the red ones really DO go faster...

[@shakazulu301]

@@wolfgangervin2582 red is absolutely the fastest color

[@The.Orange.Wizard]

@@shakazulu301 But pink is the sneakiest, after all, have you ever seen a pink ork?

[@Flesh_Wizard]

​@@shakazulu301BUT DA GREEN WUNZ IZ DA BEST CAUSE DA ORKZ IZ DA BEST

[@thecatsays]

The Laughing God approves.

[@mishereshu]

Im from India and the "samadhi" they're talking about actually means "tomb" or "grave" in south indian language called Tamil. It does have some significance as it is a word still in use today

[@Spamhard]

Sssh, they just want to appropriate your language for their own profit, not actually know what words really mean!

[@venkateshwar7133]

Yeah, I am tamil too, and samadhi does mean "a grave". But I don't know if it has a different meaning in sanskrit.

[@mishereshu]

@Sean Francis Waters Lancaster yeah I know that, and your point being?

[@friedsugar2701]

I think samadhi means last salutation or is conceived to mean this in the north

[@rainycloud10]

According to Google , it actually is a sanskrit word for "to collect" or "concentrate".

[@haroldthaf]

Rule N°2 of this business: Never go Full Gwyneth

[@davidvandercar7471]

I feel embarrassed to admit it, but I was subscribed to Gaia a little while ago and canceled my subscription after watching a video like this one. I'm not prepared to explain why their content appealed to me, just that I was at a very vulnerable time in my life and was feeling susceptible to all kinds of strange and alternative ideas (QAnon, New World Order bs, and the like). I just want to say I really appreciate an expose like this that brings the content a much-needed dosage of reality. Videos like these save people. Thank you

[@PolarBear-rc4ks]

Glad you're doing better now! x

[@loganleatherman7647]

Cults, stuff like Gaia, MLMs, hardcore propaganda, etc. all are tailored to the vulnerable because they’re more easily manipulated. Unfortunately, there’s a huge number of vulnerable people in society ready to latch onto the first answer they see that even somewhat resonates with their own projections

[@FelixHaukeland]

@@BigLeagueDrewt. whacko

[@chrissmith3587]

Don’t be embarrassed, It is a lot more impressive to pull yourself away from those beliefs Gaia and most religious, cultish and spiritual content are designed to target people in a vulnerable state. Just think about religious people you know, most I know either grew up believing or had troubles and found god

[@SassyUnicorn86]

Yeahh when My aunt died and I was buried in grief I went head first into wacky conspiracy theories. Specifically 911 and mk ultra. ugh. Thanks grief

[@WolverineGreg]

If my grandma would speak english, this would be her favorite app.

[@themantheman2768]

each time grandma speaks a sentence in english you let her have 30 minutes on the app

[@WolverineGreg]

@@themantheman2768 yeah. I bet that would be a great motivation for her to learn english :D

[@lucaso.8496]

My father has it, he doesn't speak english but watches it with subtitles... he doesn't like subtitles and has to put it in 0.75 velocity

[@Eidolon1andOnly]

@@WolverineGreg think you mean _could_ speak English, not "would speak English".

[@ちにたてとな]

@@Eidolon1andOnly who cares

[@monsterguyx]

"Esoteric stock-footage psycho-magik fuckery" is probably the most apt description of this genre I've ever heard. 10/10

[@lordsesshoumaru8596]

Ya that struck a cord for me, a good finger on the pulse nail on the head unpacking... I was always looking for that short to the point conclusion trying to argue common sense to new age, satanist, nihilist ect bs saying freewill doesn't exist, a tree falling doesn't make a sound. calling it for what it is, @utism, just gets replies removed...

[@cyberreality7774]

Except "magick" actually is real and dean radin and Tressoldi have done severa studies on that. Amerifat materialists are pathetic lol

[@theredgoblin562]

How about deboonking videos were dorks who have visbly bad genetics make fun of fringe ideas to feel smart☝️

[@reginaldsafety6090]

Meditated for 15 minutes with the mantra, "Don't let the bastards grind you down".

[@ronnickels5193]

The Handmaid's Take is a good book

[@davidgormunt9031]

I do that as well but I bought a cinder block for punching to help with the concentration.

[@SkodaZek]

"we had to have thermonuclear protection for our.. you know.. Eyes* 09:52 This just about killed me :)

[@davidlemos1136]

Almost every ad I get on YT is Gaia, those guys REALLY want me on board. My favourite is the one where guy says: "the fetus, it is not human" with a heavy euro accent.

[@jadesded]

I mean considering YT ads are targeted, maybe re-evaluate what content you're interacting with?

[@luiscolin7775]

@@jadesded gotten those Ads too... From watching people talk about history and evolution

[@davidlemos1136]

@@luiscolin7775 That's the thing, I mostly watch scientific content with a hint of gameplays and "disturbing" content, must be that last one.

[@davidlemos1136]

@@jellyfishi_ My friend...what?

[@joelhernstrom6060]

@@davidlemos1136 schizo, probably

[@VagrantFM]

Love this guy. He's so cynical yet not in the "wow everything sucks we're on a floating rock people bad" kinda way. His videos are campy and fun while also being real

[@JeagerTv]

He's fighting a constant battle with his cynical philosophies and his fun loving charismatic sense of expression. Or maybe it's the perfect balance.

[@zoopdterdoobdter5743]

I am also annoyed by the anti-human schtick. Also, annoyed none of the perpetrators have made any effort to remove themselves from being part of the problem.

[@anameyoucantremember]

But we are on a floating rock and people are -bad- stupid

[@1steeeez]

@@anameyoucantremember yeah obviously, why let it take away from your existence.

[@RedshirtAfficionado]

@@zoopdterdoobdter5743 If anti-human hunans commit anti-human then they can’t anti more humans.

[@startrek0336]

The beautiful thing about plato's cave is, that you never know if you just wandered into another cave.

[@oceanside88]

Plato? Or Play dough?

[@nellkellino-miller7673]

I sincerely believe that the worst thing about Gaia is that it turns a lot of genuinely profound questions and insights into a clown show, so that even if some of it was worth considering most people will be driven hard in the other direction. Towards pure scientific materialism. Which sucks because I really believe we are spiritual being having a human experience. Love your content and love taking the piss out of myself too, so take everything with a pinch of salt. Love and light as the cliche goes x

[@bjscorpio4041]

That's a good assessment of Gaia. I get the feeling if Gaia was non-profit with the sole purpose of helping people, the teachings would be a lot more pure instead of endless watered down content for $$$.

[@KrazerRacer]

​@@bjscorpio4041 yes! And I love how this video hinted at this

[@nickknowles8402]

Exactly there's nothing objective or scientific about it, and takes away people actually thinking for themselves and considering spirituality that can be consistent with scientific progress

[@CodingwithGPT]

I feel exactly the same way. I think the mind over matter, placebo effect and the theory of civilisations older than Sumeria are fascinating topics that the mainstream does not take seriously enough but the Gaia programs are just a piss take which reinforce the mainstream dismissal

[@pokeapple]

Commenting on that Internet Historian video was an excellent marketing move. I’ve just binged all your stuff. I’m loving your shit.

[@svience8072]

Places like Gaia are hell holes. People go there with a belief and enter an echo chamber. Constantly being told they’re right until they don’t believe in anything that is factually correct.

[@kayleighgarrett402]

Just like facebook

[@assasin101011]

Relax guys and gal, just don't go there 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️ stop judging communities.🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

[@bobboberson6664]

@@kayleighgarrett402 dang you beat me

[@erickf0xxx1]

@@assasin101011straight they probably watch Netflix and see no problem

[@1MeowMix]

@@assasin101011 sure...until they start tellin your friends to drink some kool aid with them

[@DanMcLeodNeptuneUK]

You've inadvertently created the world's greatest 23-minute advertisement for Gaia.

[@axlkurt]

best comment here hahaha

[@brokkrep]

I knew a women, called Mona, that believed in that shit and then died of breast cancer. Some esotherics like Gaia got her money and were happy. Evil little bastards! I really wish they would all die.

[@evergreen6638]

@@brokkrep what does ur name say

[@budgetcommander4849]

@@evergreen6638 brokkolirepublic deutschland

[@MacAnters]

@@evergreen6638 I think you can figure it out with knowledge of the English language

[@dfetz3]

I honestly think this is the best video on youtube. It brings comedy and awareness together beautifully. I'll watch every Ordinary Things video, but for some reason I always come back to this one. Maybe it's that english snark of yours.

[@Pa_blito]

I clicked that notification faster than our Co2 emissions are rising

[@OrdinaryThings]

that's real fast. and strangely relevant to vid lol

[@Pa_blito]

​@@OrdinaryThings i have watched all of your vids, i have gained access to my third eye and have powers beyond comprehension.

[@MILANESA344]

based

[@Pa_blito]

@@MILANESA344 i know

[@_ikako_]

@@MILANESA344 on what?

[@themanthemitchthelegend6183]

Nothing makes me happier than seeing an ordinary things video in my feed, Thank you my good man, you’re a legend

[@OrdinaryThings]

My pleasure

[@IOxyrinchus]

Gaia is like some elaborate prank that the TOOL fanbase would come up with

[@detach103ff4]

Top comment

[@JackedThor-so]

I'm going to sound like an idiot here - but what's the TOOL fanbase?

[@gustavolemos5913]

@@JackedThor-so not tools like to work with things, but the band TOOL. search them, kinda of a experimenntal rock or smt

[@JackedThor-so]

@@gustavolemos5913 OH, ok. I've heard of them before - I know diddly about them though.

[@lutek1]

haha, yes, to test how gullible people are..... and then realizing the result is much more depressing than hilarious. (TOOL fan here, by the way)

[@simrethdhingra4409]

Thank you for exposing this. I mean, I saw the red flags from the trailers, obviously, but it's always nice when someone willing to invest in uncovering does a debunk. What's really sad is what it has done to Eastern traditions. All this rubbish about energy waves and, well, you know. the galaxy brain garbage--it undermines the centuries-old wisdom of Eastern traditions. For those about to leap on me 'What wisdom...?' I'm not talking cancer denying, medicine-denying dangerous stuff, I'm talking about really helpful ways of dealing with mental health, of finding community. People/things like Gaia take our past, our history, and our traditions and scrape it through the dirt. They should be ashamed of themselves.

[@BarbarellaCarpenter]

I gotta say, this is probably the best episode of Ordinary Things. I knew Gaia is nutts, but this major in investigative journalism.

[@OrdinaryThings]

thanks! this message made my day 💖

[@stevengarcia4795]

Hello

[@bblox1843]

Goodbye

[@themantheman2768]

SHE TOOK THE FUCKING KIDS JERRY, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE!

[@jasongibson1225]

It makes you wanna take a double take on your fellow yogi friend, and try to knock them back to their senses before they start saying the election was stolen.

[@Spelonker]

So, one of my favourite Gaia contributors (both ironically and unironically) is Reuben Langdon. Reuben is most well known as voicing and performing as Dante from the Devil May Cry series, beginning his career in entertainment as a stunt man for Japan's original Power Rangers/Super Sentai, before getting into mocap and voice acting. Eventually he worked on James Cameron's Avatar, which was a long "shoot" with lots of downtime that he spent on early KZbin, looking at conspiracy and UFO videos. He and part of the rest of the crew sighted a fleet of UFOs flying over the studio and thereafter he took the red pill. Following that he started engaging with the theory that UFOs are a psychic phenomenon that you can summon, got into the Wim Hoff yogic breathing method, and did a KZbin series called "Interviews With E.T" were he interview channelled aliens (which is legitimately fascinating on an anthropological level). Gaia bought that series (more recently renamed "Interviews With E.D") and he now seems to do some sort of partial exclusive series of it with them. He's BIG into UFOs and aliens with a spiritual, vibrational angle, talking about raising global consciousness and all that new agey tilted stuff. But in the last 2 years he's also gotten into Q Anon, believe in the scamdemic, and god knows what else since I last checked in on him. Thankfully he's a legitimately lovely person, though I can't help but worry that will change with who he rubs shoulders with these days.

[@reychi1491]

New age, conspiracy theory Dante? lol

[@zerothehero123]

Sounds like your typical controlled opposition agent.

[@dankmemes8254]

Foolishness dante ufo are not real

[@sherrinisadumbass211]

interviews with erectile disfunction lmao

[@Icedrake201]

That sure was a rabbit hole and a half.

[@ajaymc9696]

Imagine if Gaia and goop started to work together gather

[@garystinten9339]

JonTron would have a field day

[@rofy5241]

@@garystinten9339 lol

[@Casperski1312]

I'm surprised they aren't already.

[@LTV746]

Are they not?

[@stevekoller3314]

Shhhh....don't give them any ideas

[@wholefoodplantbasedmama5398]

Effing well done! I am a lifestyle medicine educator (ex nurse) and i went down the path of alternative medicine for awhile until i started to feel ‘icky’ about some of the things they were teaching. I looked around me and saw either snake oil salesmen/women or vulnerable, naive and desperate people. I was fortunate to find my way to LM and have never been happier. I am still in the process of educating myself and am currently doing my graduate diploma in LM with hopes to do my PhD. Unless people face reality, any solution will not be effective. I love this video and applaud your research and message to help people see the truth. I nearly joined Gaia because it was targeting me but held off. Now I know what it is about I have zero interest in it. Thanks!

[@rollinandstrollin1187]

What is LM and where can I learn about it?

[@codywolfe1103]

Me: ugh, what a boring Sunday *ordinary things drops video* Yessssss

[@OrdinaryThings]

thanks for watching dude

[@codywolfe1103]

@@OrdinaryThings are you and Ross going to drop another podcast soon?!

[@rosiek1990]

Gaiam employees: staring into camera lights with pupils more dilated than cat's during moonless night.

[@robbylebotha]

Well well, we all know what causes that don't we... ❄🏔🌨☃️⛄🎿❄

[@_Escaping.Samsara_]

@@robbylebotha no wrong idea, think fungi or paper

[@elvingearmasterirma7241]

Due to them you cant enjoy pretty crystals without being side eyed god Just let me enjoy how pretty rose quartz is

[@Spamhard]

Haha, right. Me carrying around quartz just like "ME LIKE SHINY ROCK". Leave me to my corvid tendencies, you fuckin' whack jobs.

[@elvingearmasterirma7241]

@@Spamhard The goblin brain wants _rocks_ and if they are _shiny rocks_ even better.

[@Spamhard]

@@elvingearmasterirma7241 Goblin brain gets what goblin brain wants. And if I'm out on the beach looking for pretty rocks and old fossils, I'm not there to assign spiritual meaning to them, I just think they look cool and it's wild to think some of them could potentially be 10s of millions of years old. Rocks are cool enough without woo woo science added on.

[@elvingearmasterirma7241]

@@Spamhard _Exactly_

[@SwedePotato314]

THEY'RE MINERALS MARIE!!!

[@walkingcontradiction223]

"Hey, I got a cure for cancer.. Just gotta buy my book." Definitely legit.

[@SkellyHell]

Imagine my disappointment when I realised this video isn't about the mid 2000's anime forum thing

[@BasicPrinciplesGTA]

That was culture at its finest, not galaxy brain garbage. You should have known better just by reading the title.

[@rufusdrumknottvgc]

Same. Never get tired of deep diving that place

[@_mossy_8520]

Bro same

[@dragmire3D]

Crystals, in general, are pretty cool. I'm a particular fan of iron with a cubic crystal structure. No need to make up silly 'healing' aspects to crystals, they're neat enough on their own.

[@neoqwerty]

PHOSPHORS. Phosphors are the coolest effing property crystals can ever have, they store energy and then slowly release it over time as light, anyone who says glow-in-the-dark stuff isn't awesome has no inner child left in their cold withered heart.

[@RJManette]

I thought this when the crystal fad took off a couple of years ago. Totally agree with ya

[@shade3520]

I fuckin love those shiny lil rocks I collect them to stare at them.

[@fp-ko7vg]

Pirite? (I'm currently a newbie geology student ar university)

[@riflehitta-4157]

crystals are just a representation of the different minerals the earth holds and how these minerals can benefit us. white women and astrologists turned it into some woowoo magic man shit. just like chakras are the main vertebrae’s in your spine. your spine has neurons that communicate to different parts of your brain. its not magic just science and biology

[@The_Andyman]

Ordinary Things’s hair gets more out of control each episdode

[@raphaelforkel7759]

If you stare into the abyss long enough...

[@_mossy_8520]

You think thats hair? Lol

[@smergthedargon8974]

episdode

[@Hanfgurkenhasser]

I can't decide whether I love it or hate it.

[@TEAMGETHELP]

He is the alien guy meme

[@nealfager8126]

There is nothing that could make me believe that the Universe gives a shit about me anymore or make me think that my life or anyone’s life is so incredibly important or have some divine purpose is so completely absurd and ridiculous to me on every conceivable level imaginable!

[@Aman7733Gaming]

After watching 8 hours of Gaia my mind is so open that my brain is currently sitting in my lap after falling out of my skull. Send help.

[@lukasegeling5205]

I only have one energy center: The stomach. It can store several megajoules of energy.

[@ivanmegafanboy1981]

Do you want another BLT, you tubby?

[@revimfadli4666]

You transplanted your liver or something?

[@dylanjackson7325]

that's pretty good

[@jdanofut]

The mitochondria is the manipura chakra of the cell

[@longlostwraith5106]

I'd call it an Energy Distribution Center, but ok.

[@DrFungus]

Samadhi ain't an "ancient Sanskrit word without modern meaning". I'm a Sri Lankan Buddhist and we learn it as just higher consciousness or concentration. And it ain't Sanskrit. The original meaning of "Samadhi" in Buddhism comes from Pali. Later it was translated to Sanskrit by the Mahayana sect. The pronunciation is the same but it is widely believed that the translation caused a loss of meaning. The point is at least these people could have got their info right and said Pali. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@AA-hg5fk]

Wait a minute, are you saying that the people who make these videos don't know what they're talking about?

[@DrFungus]

@@AA-hg5fk Call me crazy but yeah :O

[@bluexephosfan970]

But dont you know that sanskrit is the oldest of all languages and the only way of conveying truth? :P

[@blara2401]

@@bluexephosfan970 And obviously the only liturgical language of the "Eastern World" as a whole.

[@Mouse_Librarian]

I love language, and have an interest in Sanskrit, so it's always nice when I find one of the few people who still know it. I've always seen people use the word as some sort of vague buzzword that doesn't mean anything, and so I'm not really surprised that a litany of translations has eroded the original meaning.

[@schlurpie]

i'm currently being bombarded with gaia ads in youtube 😅

[@rasenkiri6316]

Yoga just teaches you to have a good diet, excercise regularly, read and learn regularly and meditate (contemplate deeply) on what you have learnt. Plain and simple. Good way to live a life.

[@tcroyce8128]

@Andrei Hag Yog is not praying in the sense of Abrahamic religions.

[@Sexy_Goat]

Awful Pagan shit

[@tcroyce8128]

@@Sexy_Goat Says the religion who couldn't keep a piece of their holy land.

[@kentredwine9515]

@@tcroyce8128 it’s still praying

[@tcroyce8128]

@@kentredwine9515 Yes, someone with no awareness of Yog will enlighten me about my own civilization. Classic saviour complex.

[@jacquesstoop2587]

That hollow earth guy seemed like he was going to crack up any second during that interview.

[@darklordliam]

“The brain responds better to energy signals rather than chemical signals.” The stomach responds better to thought food than solid food.

[@ricardojurado9121]

I laught so hard when I heard that when you consider that brain signals and thoughs are only chemical signals that enable electricity to flow

[@epicwisp7450]

Holographic meatloaf again? My favorite!

[@shadowssun1120]

Go look up "Breatharianism" if you want to have a bad day

[@drsalka]

@@shadowssun1120 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@cerebrustusbordungolski7183]

there's a thing called the placebo effect, then there's people that live in placebo world, it seems

[@ColdWarAviator]

13:45 without question, the best original analogy ever conceived of, edited together, and presented on KZbin. Nice 👍.

[@cidshroom]

I enjoy your new age spiritual concepts of "reading a damn book" "unfucking yourself" and "not being a total goddamn idiot"

[@everordonez9886]

Define "unfucking yourself" if you please

[@cidshroom]

@@everordonez9886 If you need it defined, you definitely need some unfucking ;)

[@A_Ducky]

☝️ if you do the 1st step you'll end up going through the second to the third no problem

[@cidshroom]

@@A_Ducky Try our 3 step program, *_TODAY!_*

[@A_Ducky]

@@cidshroom You added #4 - profit ??? in the meantime. Smooth move.

[@balongaboy]

“ bonus point for strange jewelry and weird facial hair” immediately got a kohl’s ad with the exact same guy.

[@JoseMartinez-pn9dy]

"We needed to have thermonuclear protection for our eyes" is a perfect line for a CSI episode

[@troodon1096]

More like CSI Miami, because that's basically what expensive sunglasses do.

[@dw300]

'Thermonuclear Protection' was Oakley's tag line in the 90's for its sunglasses. The older you get, the more you see shit like this get recycled but only the catchy coolness, and none of the factual cleverness.

[@jay-d8g3v]

@@dw300 "nothing new under the sun"

[@unnamedchannel8915]

🤣😭

[@ultimatesunrise]

Horatio had some I'd bet money!

[@matteatonmusic]

Your videos are just so, so good my man! Thank you for the effort you put it.

[@someguy4405]

Always listen to everyone, evaluate based on evidence and logic, and then sort correct from incorrect accordingly.

[@ninjaswordtothehead]

I rewired my own brain, wasn't difficult at all. Getting the brain out was easy, the hard part was getting the brain out.

[@davidsaintjohn4248]

Wash and dry your mind prior to reinsertion

[@Ignirium]

I've heard that somewhere before, but i can't think of what it was.

[@spacejihadist4246]

Do you mean "in"?

[@Ignirium]

It's in Futurama, Prof. Farnsworth says it lol

[@trojan403]

hagaha

[@octopusgoodness1909]

I watched Gaia for alternative medicine advice during a stay at a psyche unit. It worked perfectly! My mind was opened so wide that my lobotomy was canceled!

[@Wolcik3000]

Did they told you that the lootomy was canceled after you woke up from the procedure too? I dont know how to make this sentece in a way to suggest it happened to me also

[@cassiopeia4581]

As someone whose been in a Psyche Ward, how tf did you get internet access? /j

[@randomname4726]

​@Wolcik3000 Your sentence does a great job at conveying you have been lobotomied, lol.

[@vladtheinhaler8940]

Did they shove a crystal up your ass? That is known to cure all that ails you.

[@THTB_lol]

fire in the hole

[@bookle5829]

remember, if there's an alternate medicine that works, it's called a medicine

[@theredgoblin562]

What about psychedelics out right curing depression lmao. Stop being so arrogant

[@lucre113]

@@theredgoblin562yup lol

[@calebr7199]

​@@theredgoblin562 Ah, yes I'm sure that happened, you're just a big brained genius smarter than any other human being to walk to Earth.

[@josephschultz3301]

@@theredgoblin562 Because psychedelics definitely aren't hazardous in any way, shape, or form, they don't often affect a wide variety of people in an even wider variety of ways, can't permanently alter brain chemistry, aren't abused by a shitload of people who just want to trip balls, and there's definitely not a metric ton of pseudo-spiritual horseshit already attached to the psychedelic movement that's just ripe and waiting to be manipulated by the right grifter. _Totally._ Look, bro, I like tripping balls on shrooms as much as the next guy, LSD too, but pretending that a powerful brain trip is the same as receiving legitimate medical care isn't just _personally stupid,_ it's hazardous info to spread to all the other gullible people out there. Yes, there is a decent amount of data to support the idea that psychedelics _might_ prove beneficial in the treatment of _certain_ mental illnesses, but: (1) *Definitely* not all mental illnesses. (2) Those studies still need to be researched further, preferably by more than one institution/group, that way a group with an agenda (either for _or_ against) doesn't just coincidentally reach a result that they clearly wanted to from the start. (3) Drug culture _pretending_ that psychedelics are a magical cure-all is a downright dangerous lie to spread. (4) Even if they do prove to be beneficial, it would be when prescribed _alongside_ proper psyche therapy and professional medical supervision.

[@rockaway0beach]

"If you believe in something hard enough, if will materialize in reality", better known as being psychosomatic

[@failedsocialexperiment2382]

I suffer from psychosomatic symptoms so that I understand personally.

[@theonlycatonice]

Is your pfp a NGE reference?

[@dankmemes8254]

Still is not enough for bringing your waifu to reality

[@battlefront1987]

@@theonlycatonice yeah I thought that to good Shit

[@ChrisandDrake5]

I’m not subscribed, but I am subscribing now. I’ve been getting into “that” community for some time now, about 6 months, this was just what I needed to help me out of it. Thank you

[@aidoll3692]

Welcome back dude. Glad to have ya back

[@unknowngod8221]

Welcome back bro

[@Legoluigi26]

Yeah they can easily getcha like that.

[@harrisonschwartz565]

Back in the cagie wagie!

[@hidi__]

god, hearing joe say "we're not doomed by our genes" just reminds me of the stuff my grandma tries to push onto me. I was born with mitochondrial disease, I have a genetic disorder with no cure, but my grandma pushes this stuff on me saying "if you think positive things it could heal your DNA". Or telling me if I eat different foods it'll somehow fix my DNA in ways that leading medical research hasn't come anywhere close to. It is true to some degree that your mental health ties into your physical health, when my mental health is doing worse than usual it does make my symptoms flare up more than normal. But what I tend to notice with the kind of things my grandma pushes is taking something that can be helpful, and then thinking that to an extreme will do way more than it ever could realistically achieve.

[@neoqwerty]

If it makes you feel better science is actually trying to do the things the woo-woo stuff is pushing, and they're investigating how cuttlefish can innately edit their own RNA to in turn tweak their genes. So maybe in a decade or two you'll get some reprogrammed cuttlefish RNA providing genetic therapy for your disorder. But it's definitely not going to be "think you don't have it and eat this and you'll be cured" BS.

[@DickCheneyXX]

The age of gene-crafting super soldiers, huh, I mean removing genetic flaws like this is upon us.

[@manthonychavez]

Unless you come from a family from truly thriving people then it's not that surprising that you would have these issues. Living poorly has consequences. Not saying that's how it is, but in theory.

[@chinobambino5252]

@souliisoul a mitochondrial gene mutation has nothing to do with how you or your family "are living". Considering it starts before you're practically living at all. Either his mother had it as well, or it was a random mutation while he was developing. And while there are certainly things you can do to decrease those risks, there's absolutely nothing you can do to reduce them past a certain background level.

[@hidi__]

@@chinobambino5252 Yep, I had it passed on to me from my mother that also had it.

[@rabokarabekian409]

“You don't get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich, you start a religion.” ― L. Ron Hubbard

[@maryamdear2122]

Them tax breaks really help a fella out

[@demoscassi8055]

"Either Dangerously stupid or Plain Evil" best quote

[@oldone3796]

9:52 "when you went down to the centre earth, were you in shock" can you repeat that, cus I'm in shock

[@DaHappyHeathen]

I actually had to repeat that bit a few times.

[@VoxTox]

Nah, it's gonna be fine! (c) kzbin.info/www/bejne/ipi0g36MlqmUaLc

[@duderitoz6953]

When he starts claiming theres sheets of ice down there I had an aneurysm

[@UniDocs_Mahapushpa_Cyavana]

Gaia has such good production value, that they seem much more suspicious and mysterious than the stuff they talk about.

[@dorkle9085]

The History Channel 👀

[@Duck-wc9de]

5:39 watch this again, but now you know that Gaia is the third most populous town in Portugal. a.k.a. New Gaia (Vila nova de Gaia). Gaia is a city in Portugal. the Southern side of Porto. it actually named the country Gaia was called Calle, and today's Porto was the "port of Calle" the city was growing and ended up naming the county of "Portucalle" in the 12th century, evolving to Portugal. Calle probably came from the Celtic word for "vilage" or for the name of the people that lived there. It also ended up naming Galicia, since portugal was just Southern Galicia. Gaia named both Portugal and Galicia. almost the entire atlantic coast of Iberia.

[@DrumToTheBassWoop]

22:37 what you said at the end is just great. I think people that watch GAIA don't want to think out the box, and put in some work to learn different aspects of anything. They would rather let their inner fantasies be hijacked by griffters.

[@bobbyologun1517]

its a weird thing to at once proclaim openness yet ferociously keep out legitimate science

[@snoot5726]

Person: Has cancer Gaia: Think it away Person: Dies Gaia: Not my issue

[@Nemesis-jc4wb]

Can't leave a bad review if you're dead

[@krokodilpil8335]

Gaia : now you are reincarnated in India. Person : Fuck!

[@silatguy]

I 'thought' some very serious stomach issues away. Maybe not the best first course of action but if medical intervention isnt working you can impress your body into a state of health with continuous reinforcement

[@tuanocallaghan5089]

Person: has cancer Hospital: use chemo-therapy Person: Dies precisely from the chemo Hospital: Oh it didn't work you're also dead. I do think Gaia is a scam. However, I would blame capitalism for the repression of natural cures and other modalities of treatment

[@briggs5569]

You're thinking of the Book "The Secret" lmao

[@Rederick683]

10:05 "thermonuclear protection for our eyes" is certainly one way to describe sunglasses, and one I'll sure be using from now on

[@mikeokeeffe4692]

I think I'll join you in that one 😏

[@m.a.9571]

Gaia is like the Netflix of Conspiracy theory streaming channel.

[@drastickej]

Thank you! I almost didn't understand that from the video I just watched so hint about what Gaia is was really helpful.

[@RudolfJvVuuren]

I thought that was youtube!?

[@davidgormunt9031]

Presumably without the child trafficking that Netflix does.

[@maiskorrel]

It actually is, and it's concerning as fuck to be honest. Gaia prays on the less educated and keeping them dumb.

[@hybridt]

And thr problem is.... lol

[@obokengm788]

I hate when people use the word energy signals because LITERALLY EVERYTHING in the universe is energy scientifically speaking. So if you're not being specific about what you mean by energy [chemical, physical, electromagnetic...] it means nothing

[@dingus153]

"Got cancer? Just think positively and it'll go away babe xx" - these nut jobs, probably

[@SpontaneousCourage]

*Samadhi* once told me the World is gonna roll me...

[@fajaradi1223]

It's weird... Because Samawan also told me those same things

[@dextersbeard3472]

Samadhi is a state of meditative concentration, all Buddhists are familiar with this. This video has nothing to do with it, its nothing supernatural or amazing. All it takes is continual practice of basic Buddhist meditation such as Anapana meditation. It just takes steady continual practice, when I was a kid I would attend 10 day silent Theravada Buddhist retreats for several years and it was one of the best things I ever committed too. I almost ordained to be a monk in Burma. It was nothing like this new age stuff with belief in crystals and supernatural stuff. Just meditation, vegetarian diet and Buddhist teaching.

[@egg5474]

There's a 99.999% chance of a bong being in your lap if you regularly watch Gaia

[@TheGreatDrAsian]

lmao bruh I'm smokin weed right now

[@themantheman2768]

@@TheGreatDrAsian same bro

[@futurevegan8617]

Hey! Plenty of us who have bongs in our laps are completely normal, salt-of-the-earth people. I laugh at pseudoscience just like you do... except for the lizard person/hollow earth stuff, that is real af bro.

[@Krezmick]

@@futurevegan8617 UAP's

[@thepspman116]

@@TheGreatDrAsian joint tho right?

[@andrewtrobec9182]

"selling yoga balls to peddling yoga bollocks" pure gold. the purest.