The ghost of Whittleton Creek (HITMAN)

[@EDoyl]

The whole time he was in that attic window he was completely safe and making progress on the suspects. But with every second that passes you can see his stress rising to anguish, he was fighting the demon. He was physically suffering from not allowing himself to click on people's throats.

[@lolojorts]

Most unhinged first 5 min of a hitman episode

[@ItIsYouAreNotYour]

Many people are saying this.

[@ethanbaileylol2283]

the one that really got me was right at the end with “are you making fun of my Prime Minister?”

[@JBrander]

stay pegged, everyone.

[@AsianGreatness]

that's how i woulda did it

[@starsnostrs]

They call me Agent 47 47 NON-TARGET KILLED

[@EDoyl]

Those are smart hits. If you know he's gonna be there and you know he's gonna hit that golf ball this could actually work.

[@RoyaltyFreeName]

that’s what i woulda did

[@Bugbite0656]

As soon as he said "isnt there an attic I can get on top of" I immediately got ptsd flashbacked to him being trapped in that attic for 15 min while the target was glitches into the roof.

[@litapd311]

lmaooo this is exactly what i thought about. i need to see that again, i was dying when i saw it the first time

[@worthexcellence9163]

@@litapd311 if you happened to watch it again, could you let me know the title/date of that episode? That was such a joy to watch the first time, and I'd love to give it another watch.

[@xDenro]

we're hitman guys, of course we hit on men

[@xsision5513]

of course we’re hitmen guys, of course we’re pegged

[@TheSparkyman215]

+2 if you're watching this in june

[@peteeraste5097]

@@TheSparkyman215no June required, it’s pride century in my state

[@FrozenGreenApe]

He lowkey looks so good with that beard🥵

[@tomdalzell3674]

Stay pegged

[@guymann1660]

LOOK AT THE CARHEADS, THEY HATE TO SEE A SUCCESSFUL YOUNG PROFESSIONAL TAKING PUBLIC TRANSIT!

[@SplurginSergeon]

Stay pegged, gamers.

[@VivBrodock]

here's how demographics work, everyone 5 years younger then me is a literal child, everyone five years older then me is insanely old. everyone else, normal.

[@thezx5795]

How old are you so I can decide how valid this comment is

[@VivBrodock]

@@thezx5795 no, I don't think I'll be saying that.

[@Zeffpenguin]

@@thezx5795 95 years old

[@litapd311]

​@@VivBrodock okay chiblee, you can just admit you're 25 years old (based on NL's demographics, you're statistically right)

[@otto7588]

We're gooners, of course we have intel that the syndicate is present in the area

[@otto7588]

*of course we have an unhealthy addiction to pornographic material

[@JonahChickering-j9n]

Great job 47, now make your way back to the safe house. COMBAT

[@glomp1712]

this one starts off strong

[@gakulon]

the Ghost of Whittleton Creek sounds like something I'd hear about on the Chilluminati podcast

[@braulioram3382]

I can see why they call this game "assassination 3"

[@radarhead82]

I think its funny when he talks about some meme that is "everywhere" and I've only ever heard about it from him

[@koborunoku]

he missed...

[@yungbudd]

Did NL orchestrate the Trump hit? seems to have the same success...

[@Rumcake256]

god the hitman uploads are so damn good 9:20 had me fucking ROLLING, man

[@redfox03]

Babe are you alright you’ve barely touched your hitman vod

[@litapd311]

meanwhile me the expert gooner: the past 4 hitman vods in 4k side by side deep in the earth to prevent natural light

[@MangroveLord]

I come

[@phoebemoon6952]

Hey NL dunno if you'll see this or not but as someone who has had laser done on large segments of my body it stings a bit doing it, but the recovery isnt bad actually at all. But in reality it takes more laser treatments than they say so expect that

[@EDoyl]

34:55 me when my partner asks if we can change to an open relationship

[@fedezubo]

+2

[@litapd311]

+2, also rip

[@cptnd3851]

i can't believe the steve jobs thing is real, it sounds so insane that i thought nl was making that up

[@KevTheGoth]

the start of this episode went from 0-100, HOOOLY

[@delimonky12]

18:58 certified MonkaS dialogue in light of recent events

[@claus5413]

35:36 Emphatic -2

[@krd24551]

That movie he was joking about with the last tribe of Neanderthals basically almost exists -- it's called Out of Darkness. I feel ok spoiling it because its one of the most boring movies I've ever watched, but it follows a small tribe of homo sapiens who think they're being attacked by monsters, but really its the last remaining tribe of Neanderthals in the area.

[@slick3996]

''Honor died on Whittleton Creek''

[@baka-oni8358]

i feel like ive watched this 5 times already ???

[@stupididiot9336]

And im lovin every minute of it

[@asystole_]

We’re that’s how I woulda did it guys, of course we call it Assassination 3

[@thezx5795]

I wonder what that marketing advice was

[@brodalyswagical]

Like a true gooner

[@sterling_x9]

The thumbnail of this is really funny now

[@thekillercardinal]

Your job is making windows where there were once walls

[@RaccManiacc]

Another day, another like and comment for the serie

[@connoremery9521]

Holy shit NL listens to Behind the Bastards? Can he possibly get more GOATed?

[@Overcrox]

I thought it was a strange coincidence that he had such a familiar anecdote about Steve Jobs last episode, now it all makes sense. +2

[@borgar1765]

thank you kindly for this gift. Egg Father

[@sathrielsatanson]

We are not the baddies, we do not have skulls on our caps :D

[@galtroark]

Chibli? Orange County? He’s one like us.

[@richmondvand147]

we didn't erase Neanderthals we combined

[@LittleMissSyreid]

please PLEASE can someone tell NL about trans men - I think it would really blow this whole pegging conversation wide open

[@canox6017]

That's why they call it the long way. Sorry, wrong timeline

[@Danzey120]

Caipirina is Infact goated to be fair

[@punkrockllama]

Clean with it: aka dead men tell no tales

[@guymann1660]

hi tomo :3

[@sol_in.victus]

@ 35:00 the second act is SOOO much better what is he talking about

[@kogorgalogor772]

very apt episode

[@UrsusDerpus]

The Last Duel is a worse Hero, featuring Jet Li. It’s like The Departed in that it’s worse than Infernal Affairs, even if The Last Duel isn’t directly copied from Hero.

[@adolfilyichmarx9589]

Stay gooned, gamers.

[@namrafanse3220]

my favorite star in the universe is you

[@AR-yd2nd]

About the pegging, why is the egg so based?

[@MitchellKeller_]

Beard is looking great NL. Submissive and peggable.

[@csguy3223]

I’m like 2% neanderthal according to my dna test. I doubt we offed the neanderthals. Probably just bred them out.

[@garage2887]

try being a Mariners fan

[@JohnnyStrelok]

Anybody else think this thumbnail is kinda...topical?

[@knmrt2760]

Tell the others.

[@GNAUT911]

Bad time for Northern lion to be playing a hitman in America

[@mrcarlsjr12]

Uploading a hitman episode within minutes of an attempted assassination on former president... xd

[@braxtengarrett2302]

31:01 target is a gamer

[@carlosdemare1599]

"middle aged" including 64 is crazy and implies people are living to 128

[@iseriver3982]

I don't think you need to say homo sapiens sapiens anymore, we're just homo sapiens. And homo erectus was cooking with fire 2 million years ago, and other humans probably a lot earlier.

[@EM10gamer]

The sound delay is driving me insane lol

[@davidballantyne4492]

Huh, content was extra pegged this time.

[@dylaningram6896]

You think hes gonna drop hitman after the trump assassination attempt?

[@vipercat]

Going by the fact that trump just was grazed, you would think NL was the hitman

[@dylaningram6896]

@@vipercat lmao

[@Alliclare]

They don’t make cia spooks like they used to.

[@stormer3234]

bro gets pegged

[@christian5256]

Thomas Jefferson said that Americans "had a wolf by the ears" with slavery: no easy options. He made the slave trade illegal while he was president though, so I don't really get the hate.

[@ItIsYouAreNotYour]

People who don't understand context and watch too many movies.

[@Fantajizan]

I would guess the hate stems from the fact that he personally had hundreds of slaves and the fact that he fathered several children with one of his slaves.

[@jinnyplays]

First lol

[@brodalyswagical]

Beat yah by 3 seconds my g

[@jinnyplays]

​@@brodalyswagicalnawh if you sort the comments by date mine is first I'm way to quick (pause)

[@williamruth7586]

Kid named Tress Passing

[@Sebebb]

I love you my gooning sigma king

[@jacrispy4life710]

Like a true gooner