The Girlfriend

Join me for a revolting teen-age love story.

[@johnboy6594]

I just found matches 860 just after his passing through the recommendation of George Bruno. I have to say this man is one incredible story teller. I hope that he has many many videos because I don’t watch television or movies anything to do with Hollywood. But For sure I will be watching and absorbing all of the great videos to come. Thank you John Harden so far you sound like a great American and I’m proud to be part of your family.

[@thistime1483]

Same here. I'm a new pipe smoker, but whenever I pack a bowl I always make it a point to listen to at least one of his amazing stories.

[@Spikestrip55]

@@thistime1483 Sitting here in my little camper trailer smoking a bowl, listening to John's many stories on the laptop. What a great way to spend an afternoon! RIP Matches 860!

[@buckeyepiper]

Amazing story. “What am I the activities director”. Pure gold! Boat anchos need love too!

[@pnwesty7174]

"Yes you do, I've seen it in my head!" lolz And the punchline was hysterical.

[@Matches860]

When things don't go according to what your imagination prepares, it can be a real let down!

[@Jason-fv4rg]

I love this story, perfectly told, touching and hilarious. John could have been a radio personality on NPR or something, especially with that voice. Rest in peace my friend.

[@clarencewood1363]

I've watched this story at least a 1000 times and I swear it gets funnier every time I watch it. I'm really gonna miss this great man

[@acwip1]

That was the best story I've heard in a long time. Can totally relate. RIP Matches 860.

[@wis1024]

When he says she's pregnant and staying in Pennsylvania, you could see the disappointment he had all those years ago and the summertime fantasies all rushing back at once. This guy was a great stoy teller.

[@2ampipeonthepatio]

This is still my favorite Matches video!

[@DerekTant]

Devastated by no return letter, she found comfort with the first man she could find. Wow! Great story, John. You never disappoint.

[@Matches860]

I don't know about that Derek...makes a good story line though!

[@tillerman7oh870]

LOL, I literally spit water all over when you said you ...."worked the phones, trying to get this boat anchor a date." LOL

[@Matches860]

She wasn't bad looking actually, but the fact she was from out of town made it a challenge.

[@indianapiper36]

"What am I the activities director?!" Hahaha I laughed at that one. Good story, hope your enjoying your pipe.

[@Matches860]

Frustration! Fun fact to know, boat anchor and my friend dated afterwards and are still in touch with each other. Can I pick 'em or what?

[@indianapiper36]

Haha thats funny, yes sir I would say so.

[@gabbyhayes1568]

I really appreciate the continued posting of these videos . I found John’s videos late in his life and enjoy them immensely. It’s like sitting down with an old friend (we’re roughly the same age) and having a conversation over a bowl of good tobacco.

[@dustyrother]

By far my favorite Matches860 video! Had me cracking up!

[@Matches860]

Going back in time and telling this was an interesting experience...glad it's over!

[@Spikestrip55]

@@Matches860 I"om glad those hormone filled days are over!

[@aaronpeople101]

Every time you referred to Lisa's friend as a boat anchor I nearly cracked up laughing haha. Great story.

[@Matches860]

Every time I thought of Lisa, an image of the boat anchor ruined the moment. I should have known early on, but I was young,stupid, and a victim of hormones.

[@SgtSavinelli]

Laughed so hard, it hurt!...Thanks!!

[@cpcourtney6570]

That may well have been a blessing in disguise! LOL

[@Matches860]

I have to believe that too, or I'll start crying LOL

[@bariswheel]

Hilarious and great story !

[@rootnpearl]

Matches your pregnant pause (pun intended) after the boat anchor telling you Lisa got pregnant was perfect. You have a gift for telling a story.

[@Matches860]

I think I actually relived the real moment Biscuit...I was into it!

[@geoffreyhumberd4689]

Ya know. I watched this story when it was posted and was just doing some relaxing and watching through the stories playlist. I had forgotten about this story. There are very few things out there that make me laugh out loud. This story does it. Don't worry I can relate. This is classic. Thanks again for making great videos. Keep an coming.

[@Matches860]

While all the other guys in the locker room at school were telling their glorious experiences, this one was all mine.

[@71wicker]

That's a good nut breaker, I've got some of those myself!! And thanks mine where repressed until now!! Sheeees.. It's not often I find someone I'm interested in there stories but you got the gift!! Great vid

[@Matches860]

Most certainly if you & I were together talking, the subject of "blue balls" would have entered into this as well...I try to keep the vids somewhat clean LOL

[@manicheanwarrior8589]

"When I think of all the crap I learned in high school, it's a wonder I can think at all..." (Simon and Garfunkel. ) Another great tale. Thanks.

[@Matches860]

LOL, perfect lyrics...all our learning was outside of school!

[@quen7770]

The pause at the end made me laugh out loud. Great story. You should write a short stories book!

[@Matches860]

At one time I typed most of these stories down on the computer. When YT came along, I found it much easier to tell them.

[@yolo_xenophone]

I could really feel the frustration that story gave you. It's not every day you hear a story like this! thank you for sharing! (even though this is 2018, I can heavily relate to this on a personal level.)

[@Matches860]

What a difficult couple years I had! I guess it happened to many of us and you just had to be patient for the right person to come along.

[@jim102864]

John, you are one of the funniest freaking guys I've come across in many years. I thought you were going to tell us "Lisa" died in a freaking car accident, but pregnant?! I love the long pause after you tell us what happened. After laughing my ass off for most of the video, I scroll down and read your description of the video: "Join me for a revolting teen-age love story." I don't know if it was growing up in that decade, but I think many of us who did have that dry, jaded and sarcastic sense of humor that you clearly exhibited in this video. Thanks for making me laugh at 6:45 on a Friday morning...even before I've finished my first cup of coffee.

[@Matches860]

I was fine when I was thinking about telling this story, but when I actually verbalized it, all the emotion came back, or a lot of it did. When I paused, I was as confused as I was in 1972 LOL...I had no words!

[@NebraskaBear]

Loving the Savinelli Qandale! I got that exact same one a couple months ago, and it's quickly become a favorite! Excellent story, as always. Although maybe "excellent" isn't quite the right word. Glad you had some better luck later on, at least. :)

[@Matches860]

Yeah, the Qandale was perfect for this video as I tend to smoke it easier for some reason...a terrific piece!

[@gamer10.0op2]

Oh my goodness John what a great story and although back then it must have been a sad and frustrating time you're delivery of the tale had me laughing out loud. "The boat anchor" ha-ha what a classic nickname. Also the golf club to a pretzel... hilarious my friend. once again I say you should write a book, it would be a best seller. Brilliant, funny and totally entertaining video..Thank you.

[@Matches860]

Thanks Ian! This has been a lot of fun as I had forgotten somethings which took place while in high school. I guess we all need to lighten up when it comes to those not so great memories and have some fun with them.

[@handsomedan1997]

Easily one of the best videos I've ever seen on KZbin. No Shit. You sir had me belly laughing almost to the point of pain. If I ever have a bad day ( rare for me) I will surely watch this vid and no doubt any life crap will disappear in a puff of smoke. Thanks John. I mean it too. Hope you are well! -Daniel

[@Matches860]

Thankfully, it seems as though nearly everyone had a similar experience at one point or another. This was just a bad time for me to be going through it LOL.

[@robertjr.flores3018]

Epic story! I actually was laughing out loud. Felt your pain but starting laughing again when you stopped toking on your pipe, you looked into the abyss and I could just imagine the thoughts that were going through your mind and what you really wanted to say. Stay well my friend, classic story.

[@Matches860]

Thanks for joining me in my hour of suffering Robert! The things women put us through!

[@timrichardson4018]

Im sad I discovered Matched after his passing. But man that was a great story! Well told! Twost at the end was hilarious! Im sure it was hurtful at the time, but it sure makes for a funny story!

[@ziadismaiel9804]

I want to thank Padre Piper for pushing that ghost out of your closet and made us enjoy a wonderful story... The pause at the end: Priceless! :)

[@Matches860]

You couldn't have worded that any better my friend! Padre's subject really made me think back to those days and all this garbage began swirling around!

[@TheCastelloCodger]

I'm grinning ear to ear. Boat Anchor. Hahahahah. What a delightful story. Have a great weekend.

[@Matches860]

LOL, Oh the trials & tribulations of youth! What a drag!

[@wogy73]

Moin John, well those were the "good" old days. I think we all got trough a story like yours:-)) Thank you for taking me back to my younger days in the sixties. All the best Wolle

[@Matches860]

Hi Wolfgang! There are those things we can all relate to...and would usually rather not admit it LOL. Thank you for watching my friend!

[@AlexQ7777]

That was perfect John. Thanks for that. Made my day, really! Look forward to the next one!

[@Matches860]

Thanks Alex, I'm glad I waited till vacation day 3 to tell this one...I was in perfect shape LOL.

[@squidfisher99]

Wow, That sure brought back some memories! I have had some similar adventures myself. Thanks for another great story!

[@Matches860]

I love the term "adventures"...has a more positive and productive sound to it!

[@FreedomFist]

Thoroughly enjoyed your video man, your timing is on the money and the apology to Padre Piper made me laugh out loud, literally. All things happen for a reason and that turn of events may have saved you about 18 years worth of unplanned joy 😉. Keep up the stories my friend 👍🏻

[@Matches860]

Many thanks! I've always believed that things happen (or don't) for a reason. I tend to think you're right.

[@LundellPipes]

Another fantastic storytime! Thanks! :-)

[@Matches860]

Thank you L.P.!

[@CharleyJ-u7q]

"boat anchor"..I love it! great story..you had me laughing out loud. youre the best..thanks for the vids!.

[@Matches860]

Thanks so much for watching!

[@ThePipeNook]

That was hilarious, John! Nice Qandale pipe, by the way.

[@Matches860]

Thank you Eddy! I won that Qandale from TPC and don't smoke it nearly as often as I'd like. It served me well in this video!

[@computergrant1]

Oh John, even my heart sank when you revealed the news. Good Lord!

[@Matches860]

Yeah, this was a totally rotten chain of events, but so typical during that period of life. Thanks for watching Grant!

[@alexakahobo8475]

Well, what can I say... Thank you for sharing Matches. I guess most of us have a similar thing gone down at some point in our lives... One where as much as we try to forget, we never can. You have inspired me to start smoking a pipe ... I am currently looking forward to my Savinelli with Petersons Sweet Killarney tonight. Hell, who knows... I may even do my own videos too! Thank you for the memory

[@Matches860]

Thank you for joining me Alex, support means so much! There is nothing quite as relaxing as lighting up and shooting the bull with this virtual audience...hope to see you soon!

[@tomascallheim4758]

Thanks for the great story.

[@Matches860]

Thank you Tomas! Greetings from Connecticut, U.S.A.

[@ibrahimzeinelabdin7393]

Haha epic story “The activities director” one got me laughing hard. Thank you for sharing

[@Matches860]

It seemed that girls could never just handle their own affairs back then, they needed their "girlfriends" to help make decisions. Bad scene!

[@bobanddonnareynolds1226]

I laughed so hard that I bit a hole in the stem of my favorite pipe. Thanks a lot Matches.

[@Matches860]

I can refer you to several pipe repair guys LOL

[@leatherneck_p1510]

Matches, always good to see you on brother. You always have the best stories from your younger year, thanks of the entertainment! Take care and happy smokes! Kent

[@Matches860]

Thanks for watching Kent, sorry it was such a let down LOL.

[@leatherneck_p1510]

You know what is funny, I thought you were going to tell me the girl died by the serious look on your face right before you said she got pregnant. It was like a roller coaster of emotions....!... : )

[@Matches860]

Good...the whole experience was just that, and typifies the roller coaster ride of such relationships. Gadzooks! what a disturbing time of life LOL

[@Tick29]

great to hear one of your stories as always. Thanks for sharing.

[@thepipeprof]

Wow. Great story. It's always the one that got away! Thanks for sharing. - Alex

[@Matches860]

And that she did!

[@-Galenas]

Hey John, what a story - at the end of the video i was like WTF? Tragic Story, good story though. Maybe it was better that way, you'll never know. Thank you for sharing that very intimate story - it was a pleasure to listen. Best regards Maxx

[@Matches860]

Hi Max, As I recall, I never really expected this to go anywhere, I mean, if a girl is interested, you don't have to wait that long for a date. I'm still clueless though how someone else got into her pants LOL.

[@daviddixon6408]

Should have asked boat anchor out on a date. Very funny story. R.I.P. my friend.

[@crazyivan779]

I never comment but I had to on this one. You had me cracking up while watching this video. The extra long pause at the end while you rolled that memory around in your head had me rolling. "Boat anchor" and 'activities director" nearly made me choke on my water. my hats off to you sir!! P.S. great looking pipe!

[@Matches860]

Another story that as I told it, all the emotions and scenes returned to mind. I am still shocked everytime I think that someone else got the goods LOL.

[@crazyivan779]

Matches860 LOL been there my friend. I'm sure we all have. What goes on in PA, stays in PA. just curious, what kind of pipe is that in the video?

[@Matches860]

That is a Savinelli churchwarden (#626). What happened in PA pissed me off LOL.

[@crazyivan779]

Matches860 you did mention that at the beginning. Woops! Sorry about that. And yes....I'd still be pissed too! Lol

[@tradesmenleathercompany9178]

Great story, John. "But you do!! I've seen it in my head!" Ha, that's classic. Unresolved infatuation can be haunting. I have a similar story. Knock out, WAY out of my league, but somehow interested. One date at her house (with her parents in the room the whole time--I think that they were a very religious family)... then a picture of her with a long note on the back arrives in the mail. I think that her folks put a stop to the relationship. She was really nice, and smokin hot. I kept that picture for a long time, well into adulthood. Thanks for sharing. Cheers!

[@Matches860]

OMG, I had a similar one of those too! She lived 45 minutes away and I met her through a friend. Same deal, her parents had her on a leash, she was untouchable. I still had her pic up until a few years ago.

[@deckard97th]

Ha! Great girlfriend story. You're a master storyteller. Keep it up!

[@Matches860]

Funny now, tragic at the time!

[@mattsthinking6696]

This cracks me up! Good to hear we all have one of those enormous disappointments in high school.

[@Matches860]

What a terrible summer that was LOL.

[@gregknight293]

.....Great life story , John...I could feel the confusion and dissapointment in your heart....This is the thread of experiences that , in later years , is reflected on in front of the fireplace with a glass of fine spirits and a great pipe.....Sad as the experience may have been .....all in all I honestly believe you dodged the proverbial speeding bullet ......

[@Matches860]

Some things are not meant to be! That's difficult to swallow when you're younger but much easier with age.

[@Chriscyng50]

Hey John, another great video. Have a quick question. Like the churchwarden, what model is that one.....thanks chris

[@Matches860]

That is a Savinelli Qandale 602 rusticated. Great pipe, but the wooden piece at the end of the stem is a bit fragile.

[@Chriscyng50]

Thanks Matches

[@Jasongvl]

Hahaha! Brilliant story!!! Bet this one goes down quite well in the pub! X-D

[@Matches860]

Ahhh no, never told this one before...it's down right embarrassing!

[@Jasongvl]

Haha...yeah but they are the best ones!! I have a tale or two I wished I hadn't told in the pub lol

[@Matches860]

LOL, see what I mean!

[@PadrePiper]

The mind can be a very powerful (and sinful) entity. I'd assign you some penance, but we'll just let the Bacon Old Fashioned count for now. ;) (Great story, my friend! I've never laughed so hard! I've to PM you now!)

[@Matches860]

This is all your fault LOL. I hope I don't end up with some sort of flashback syndrome now

[@petew7897]

Great story John.

[@Matches860]

Thank you! It's these stories that make me glad I'm older LOL.

[@petew7897]

I can definitely relate to the boat anchor.

[@oleberg615]

good one sir had me in the edge of nmy seat come see me when you can .KEEP ON CHOOCHIN

[@Matches860]

I wasn't exactly relaxing through that whole experience...she had me all worked up...or I had myself all worked up LOL.

[@whosafraidoferiknrding4470]

I really enjoyed that story, sir, thanks for sharing it! All the best from Ukraine!

[@Matches860]

Thanks for taking the time to watch my friend!

[@numbynumb]

This is so very antithetical to what I experienced with young ladies when I was a teenager in the 90's. I had my little fantasies and humbly hoped I might get the chance to 'make out' with them a little. But then, alone in their room or my room, they'd be the one moving so very fast. I remember one girl, we were both 16 or so, who just started removing all of her clothing and dropping it on my floor with out the least bit of shame or self-consciousness. Wow. Thanks for the mammaries....

[@SmokinBriar]

Maybe you should have gave the "Boat anchor" a shot John LOL! Ah to be young and in love 😀

[@Matches860]

Boat anchor was a plain Jane in my eyes...oddly enough she was a cheerleader too.

[@dougowen9756]

Hi John: You are one brave man! Many of us male animals make up great fantasy stories about our high school conquests of the fairer sex. It takes a guy with an ironclad approach to reality to even admit the "act of sinnery" (sp?) that I am afraid captured all of us in the days of puberty. LOL. Loved the story. Doug Owen.

[@Matches860]

I tend to believe that a lot of those locker room stories in high school were more like this, and we were getting the fantasy instead of the truth. Thanks for watching Doug!

[@stanbrown915]

SHOT DOWN IN FLAMES!!!! I've got scorch marks I have been trying to polish out for 30 years! Love that story.

[@Matches860]

Ewwwwe, "scorch marks", yes, I have more too! Life can be cruel!

[@challengerdart3731]

Great vid Matches. Congrats. I liked it. Thanks.

[@Matches860]

Thanks as always C.D. !

[@havingagooutdoors4133]

Yeah I think a lot of us have a very similar story, women like that never leave your mind.

[@Matches860]

Mysterious they are...

[@pungobriar2826]

This was the funniest story ever. Ha ha. We've all been there dude. But think about it this way, you dodged that bullet!

[@Matches860]

That's pretty much the way I figured it too!

[@Cameraman148]

AH Bitten by spring, youthful Dreams, all have a Lisa or Such, and The Irony is unbearable and Memory plays its tune and again we Dance, The reflection before you dropped the :Guess what happen to Lisa Bomb" was Priceless..We all have that T shirt..LOL

[@Matches860]

LOL...I think if I had a million subscriptions, I'd have that shirt printed up "Guess what happened to Lisa?" LMAO. I'd probably do quite well.

[@saddletramp6113]

That's rough man. "I don't make out..." But I do bone! Thank you for sharing, maybe I'll make a video about what I did a couple weeks ago I'm still kicking myself.

[@Matches860]

Of course, there's the outside chance she was raped...I never got the full story.

[@saddletramp6113]

+Matches860 I guess there's two sides to every coin

[@tanju_sarı]

An absolute oral literature...great man and personality, RIP

[@pathiggins7427]

I feel sorry for high school kids sometimes. Not always easy going through all that crap.

[@Matches860]

For sure, I'm not sure what it's like now, but you ran up against some complex problems in my day.

[@NWPipeSmoker]

Ah, young love - unspoken assumptions on both sides, uncommunicated and inexperienced ... where could it possibly go but anywhere you want! I have a similar story, but the pregnancy was closer to home ... -Tom

[@Matches860]

He, he...I must have fallen into my first relationship...this was too much like work!

[@neilsonbailey]

Lol. A really good sytory most guys should be able to relate to; unrequited love. Thanks for sharing man.

[@Matches860]

Thank God I'm not the only one LOL

[@rodwas8619]

That must've felt like a punch in the gut!

[@Matches860]

I was in shock for days!

[@brucereich4410]

that was a good one John. Just your luck or should I say you were lucky

[@Matches860]

Depends what angle you're looking from I guess!

[@woldrawm]

I'm way late to this party. When you're half deaf like me "miniature golf" definitely sounds like "many a jerkoff"! Lol!

[@Matches860]

LOL, if only.

[@TheEltopian]

Ah, ya dodged a bullet there John! LOL

[@Matches860]

I think so Dale...I still feel like I got ripped off though.

[@TheEltopian]

Yeah I know the feeling!

[@dutchmountainsnake5379]

haha starts smoking way faster

[@owelofminerva]

Great story, one question tho. What does bodanker mean?

[@grapesodapopinski571]

Boat Anchor?

[@Matches860]

Like a heavy weight...keeping you from going anwhere...it's boat anchor LOL

[@owelofminerva]

Oh...lol

[@marshatwiner8829]

John.. dumped Kevin day before Valentine’s..ate the chocolate I bought Him …l regret it too this day. Many years later I found Him again , came to my rescue after a hurricane 🌀 and He never left .. asked me too marry Him am now the luckiest woman ever. We miss you So ❤

[@cenoviopereira8603]

Ima save "the drivers license" for my next smoke.

[@Matches860]

Two very depressing stories LOL.

[@fly_swatter_]

dammit man, I hate it for ya but good gracious it pulls a good laugh years later. had a similar scenario myself. sucks at the time. to see the same individual now, makes me glad it happened like it did .

[@Matches860]

Oh, the former girls you run into later in life certainly can make you feel like you dodged a bullet.

[@RichardT2112]

I had to watch this one twice ... My wife was wondering why I was laughing hysterically ... I guess she was right, she doesn't make out, she goes straight for home plate! Ever heard anything else about "Lisa"? Still not sure if I like the intro music - just not quite laid back enough for Matches :)

[@Matches860]

I've done a search and Lisa is in hiding still. Boat anchor is still communicating with my friend after all this time.

[@RichardT2112]

+Matches860 sometimes boat anchors are the reliable ones :)

[@Matches860]

Seems I was barking up the wrong tree.

[@RichardT2112]

+Matches860 I would make some type of witty and colorful remark, but if my wife ever reads it, I'm likely dead - so I'll just say "Yup" :)

[@CMO5569]

Activities Director. LOL!!!!!

[@jesseboombatts]

My old man always told me that with women , dinner is on us, the rest of the night is on them.... oh and that baby would be what 45 now? 😁

[@dcdaniels76]

I love this guy I look forward to my bed time to catch a few videos

[@Matches860]

Thank you , Larry!

[@ralphburns8399]

Doesn't make out? Aaaa! Right. Count your blessings.

[@Matches860]

Yes, sometimes that which appears tragic is a blessing in disguise.

[@EthanLeavitt1]

Oh my heavens, i just about died, that was halarious and aweful! i actually have a similar story haha

[@Matches860]

I think everyone has a similar experience, but at the time, I felt pretty alone LOL

[@MrKoolone2]

You talked me into smoking my Savinelli 601 churchwarden and some C/D purple cow. Good god man.

[@Matches860]

Sounds like a perfect arrangement! Thanks for joining me George!

[@MrKoolone2]

Keep them coming. Thank god you fixed the chair.

[@Matches860]

Yeah, it's been a good day!

[@DanSmith-qn9rs]

Great "pregnant pause" at the end!

[@Matches860]

LOL, I think I was in shock again!

[@leftyme4568]

Most guys tryed something similar at that age I think. But this chick played you like a fiddle. RIP 860

[@cyanidelizards]

Awesome content, John. I'm sharing a mellow churchwarden experience. I wish to gift you a churchwarden in the future, if you'd like.

[@GTFiorano]

you got away lucky then! I had a girl in highschool/ college man I was in love with that one, but there was trial, heartbreak, betrayals, it was a mess.

[@Matches860]

I had one of those too! You're right, this was much easier to deal with.

[@StogieFarts]

LOL - The girl who doesn't make out gets pregnant shortly after saying that. I guess that means she was a terrible kisser but probably great in the bedroom! Thanks for the awesome story. Long Live Boat Anchor!

[@Matches860]

Nothing tops your chewing gum incident LOL. Thanks Jeff!

[@thepipeprof]

+Matches860 +stogiefarts I have told people about the chewing gum story. One of the greatest stories ever!

[@halfnhalfwithsage3416]

She sounds like she was trouble. Like Conch Piper said, that may have been a blessing in disguise. But I know that type. Lying, manipulative, toxic female. We've all had encounters with them. Probably worked out to your advantage. For multiple reasons. Another awesome story!

[@Matches860]

LMAO! "Toxic"...that sums it up pretty well.She had me ill in one form or another the whole time I was in pursuit!

[@halfnhalfwithsage3416]

Matches860 lol Yeah, they're like venomous snakes who inject their poison into your life. I have had the same run in with those type of girls. They're trouble!

[@Matches860]

Too, too funny, now I'm laughing!

[@vincesun3463]

Great story John, maybe its better she didnt make out, you might have been a too soon dad lol. Theres always one in a bunch . I knew a girl who didnt know how to kiss but gotten pregnant . And everybodys like huh ???? How the hell does that make sense ? Its like being able to dance like John Travolta but wearing flip flops on the dance floor !

[@Matches860]

LOL, yeah, I hate not knowing the whole story, but my part of it was fun to tell he,he.

[@brucereich4410]

I guess you could say unlucky then LUCKY

[@rongrimes9102]

Boat anchor, now that’s funny

[@64deckard]

Have you read my script John, LMAO we all been there my friend lol. Happy smokes Kevin

[@Matches860]

Like nearly every bad experience in life, somehow we tend to believe that we are the only one's going through it. That's one reason I like doing these kind of stories...all that weight gets lifted off my shoulders he,he.

[@bencarter7839]

She got pregnant but she doesn’t make out!

[@brcage]

Hahahaha xD nah man, do worry about that. Some these girls man smh