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[@SilvercattoOsom]

This is when Rule 34 takes a completely different direction, it seems.

[@HunterIsRad]

Christ almighty, you really put the Smex in Smexual.

[@Spubbily01]

As a Paladins player, I was laughing wayy to hard to this.

[@krxvg7431]

Pure satisfaction awaits. Despite negative reviews. I do mind If I love this one

[@lisbjerg123]

11:20 Rip Kitty0706 One of he's best works.

[@Koffee4Evar]

"Invokum...SWOLIFSAMAAAAASEARROSAHASAAAAAaaaAAAAYASSACHARGEEGRAHCAAAAAAAAAAAAA*HOOHOO*aaaAAAAAAAAA*reversed laugh/scream* I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE THIS INSAAAaaaAAAAAaaaAAAAA**AAAAAAAAA** SITOOP" thats atleast what I heard.

[@lordadorable1140]

That’s the demonic horny spell

[@patrik9328]

Absolutely perverted and hilarious!! Who would've known that Paladins/TF2 crossover would've been so fun?

[@TheColossusAgro]

Thank you for continuing this tradition of doing the longest smexual and smexuals overall! ThAAAAAnk UUUUUUUUU

[@thatonerotom8999]

Easily one of my favorite smexuals, this was pure chaos and I loved it, especially the Paladins characters, it’s interesting seeing others get the smexual treatment

[@canon-de-75]

I will not stand for my favourite Pokémon being kept as a hostage!!!!! It is good ending that snivy retaliates upon them all

[@spedscout-mi8dj]

As a player of both TF2 and Paladins, I just have to say you may have just created the ultimate smexual. Don't let anyone say otherwise. And as a (mostly) Ying main, I'd say you put her to good use. Great work!

[@themannyac7582]

Love that we’re getting quality like this!

[@BrotherRoga]

I'm starting to wonder if I ought to try making something out of Deep Rock Galactic. More than half the lines are from the same guy, with just pitch shifts done to differentiate the dwarves.

[@redead-ita]

you can add mission control and the passive aggressive Mission control you got quite a hefty Smexual alright.

[@brandongreen4439]

They'll be okay; respawn's not far away.

[@CidSilverWing]

I wheezed and giggled from start to finish. ThAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnks for keeping smEEEEEEEEExuAAAAAAAAAAAAls alive and well. :3

[@warsharkproductions6550]

Man I never expected paladins. Yes, I like this.

[@jakepierson6208]

Now this is the best half hour of my life.

[@kennethhetrick5350]

1:49 HE SAID THE THING!

[@Genther]

SuuS SheesH

[@ArnoldFennec]

It's actually SouuoS CheehC.

[@blastmole299]

Ah, the SouoS CheehC

[@gethk.gelior4214]

Oohhh, it's been a while since the last record breaker, I'm looking forward to the insanity in this

[@EEMMOsGaming]

this is officially the longest individual smexual ever, dethroning the android 21 one

[@MrJoker190]

It's been a long time I died of laughter in a smexual ! Thanks dude ! Best christmas present ever 😂😂😂

[@jerricaleonard2123]

I can tell that when the animated version happens, the part where Spark Bagwell (Soldier) says "Allow us to introduce ourselves" is gonna show him, Baby Cakes (Femscout), and SandMann (Heavy) all cosplaying as the StuffMart salesmen.

[@TheWaifuBeater]

Now that would be glorious.

[@RoseSupreme]

Ohoho, that piss take at the beginning was *GLORIOUS!* For the record, I already knew that the previous "longest" smexual from you wasn't actually the longest, but it still felt like it to me as yours was so high quality. But now you've legitimately cooked with this Smexual Movie!

[@Beessokoo1coo1]

Oh wow here we go again huh rose?

[@Penguinee836]

Just the right amount of funny, action, and weirdness the best smexuals I’ve seen yet.

[@Strutsss]

I..... Wow. That was.... *G L O R I O U S*

[@TJ-Henry-Yoshi]

For some reason I was expecting a "I will not tolerate painis insertion in this smeckual video" but nah they just kinda did that, huh. Must be quite painful to have Demoknight TF2 in your painis... Not my favorite one you've done, but the great thing about smeckuals is that they are just a rapid fire of jokes so even if not all of 'em land, there is bound to still be a few that can get a laugh outta ya. Keep up the secks-nificent work!

[@jerricaleonard2123]

I was expecting him to say something along the lines of "I will not tolerate cock vore in my Smexual!"

[@TheWaifuBeater]

"I will not tolerate sounding in my smexual!"

[@jerricaleonard2123]

Speaking of Demoknights, it's cool to see classic TF2 Freaks like Demopan appear in Smexuals.

[@deevan1415]

Now if we could get Payton Tate to animate this, that would be awesome! Also, thank you for adding subtitles to your smexuals. It makes it easier to understand what's being said. Please keep making smexuals!

[@TheWaifuBeater]

No offense, but you do know Payton has no idea who I am, right?

[@deevan1415]

@@TheWaifuBeater No. I'm not familiar with, nor do I follow, who's who in the world of smexual making. All I know is that I've grown to like Payton Tate's style of animating smexuals over the years I've watched his videos. Is he considered an A-list, celebrity-creator of smexuals? Is he someone who has come to believe himself so high and mighty that he looks down on everyone else with contempt? I'm serious, I don't know.

[@TheWaifuBeater]

Hey now, I wasn't trying to imply that he's a jerk or anything, granted I never met the guy myself, but I do have a ton of respect for Payton Tate. It takes a lot to make an entire KZbin career out of animating almost nothing but Smexuals. I'm quite flattered that you would consider my smexuals worthy of an animation from him. I don't think he's a "celebrity" persay, but he is in fact a busy man. He also hasn't uploaded in years. Personally, the only smexual of mine that I could see him animating is Chef_Antoine_butters_your_biscuits because that one is only 5 minutes long. If you disagree though, that's fine.

[@deevan1415]

@@TheWaifuBeater It's OK. I don't follow social media, so I'd be the last person to find out whether or not a person happens to be a jerk. In the years that I've been watching smexuals (especially Payton Tate's), I've wanted to learn how to make them myself, both creating the audio and animating them. However, I don't know how it's done nor where to start. How are the wacky smexual names even created? I've always wanted to know that. Over time, I've had a feeling that it takes a lot of time and effort to make smexual audio, let alone animate them. Is that true? Regardless, I would love to learn how to make smexuals. If I had the knowledge, I'd animate your smexuals and whichever ones I liked. Payton Tate had a long list of smexuals on his channel that he would animate, but I suspect that was given up. Please keep making smexuals for as long as you can. I like what you've put out so far.

[@latviandragon2718]

idk this smexual is way too nsfw to be animated for youtube

[@ultraboy9670]

Heavy yelling *WHAT* gets me every time 😆

[@TheWaifuBeater]

The "WHAT" itself comes from Poker night at the inventory, If you want to know.

[@ultraboy9670]

I know. It's just too funny how you edit it that way

[@jerricaleonard2123]

@@TheWaifuBeater I was wondering where it came from.

[@Beessokoo1coo1]

​@@TheWaifuBeaterI wish there was a third game

[@TheWaifuBeater]

@@Beessokoo1coo1 Same

[@grimanimations9624]

0:26 got me laugh😂

[@Kingcole6]

11:27 R.I.P. headphone users. 27:00 *Smash announcer voice* A NEW RECORD!! This smexual has put the likes of Sneakiest Chameleon and Random Ryan to shame.

[@ABE2000]

This is the best smexual video ever made, i love it.

[@SeriousSashka]

That was funni even with all those secks jokes i dont quite love. The references were A M A Z I N G, nAAAAAAice wOOOOOOOrk!

[@jacobg130productions]

This is better than AEW Rampage by a long shot

[@kiawright1329]

I always wanna say this! I declare as this is the new longest Smexual Ever!

[@thinkkirby9025]

Egghead Cobra is gonna be very happy to see Paladins from this Smexual when she comes back. (Except for the undiscribeable parts)

[@TheWaifuBeater]

I wonder if she even knows what a smexual is lol

[@thinkkirby9025]

We'll find out after one of her Projects are done.

[@JanusHoW]

A nearly 30 minute smexual?! Cheers to ya. Also, hopefully this will open the door for Paladins characters to join in more. For one thing, Spy and Tiberius could be fast friends, since they're both French. Edit: Corrected to reflect that the non-TF2 protagonists are not from Overwatch.

[@justanormaldilo.249]

Paladins, actually.

[@JanusHoW]

@@justanormaldilo.249Thank you. Corrected.

[@lifesymbiont5769]

Thank you for making these

[@alexistramirez]

0:41 This is Ham-o-Ween!

[@itscyber-man78]

Bloody gorgeous! Good work. 👍

[@Genther]

*W O M A N*

[@naverick22]

Wow that was vile. Thanks for sharing this with us.

[@sumeracarnatia6997]

The fact Snivy joined in for the finishing shot. XD

[@doomslayer2930]

Look at them. D riding without a license.

[@Whatever-pb2dy]

Love your contect and comedy my man!

[@Beessokoo1coo1]

Oh my, paladins first smexual video I’m happy with joy!!!

[@TheWaifuBeater]

Bro, I've been looking for you all month to give you a shoutout for suggesting I do a paladins smexual months ago. Did your comment get deleted?

[@Beessokoo1coo1]

@@TheWaifuBeateroh no I didn’t! oh god i hope not but thank you so much for taking my words!

[@pokeman5699]

one of the smexiest achievements in human history

[@kjfenterprises9618]

21:05 𝚈Ｏ𝚄'𝚁Ｅ Ｄ𝙴Ａ𝙳Ａ𝙴Ｄ Ｅ𝚁'𝚄Ｏ𝚈

[@exdchallenges9897]

Barpo Kabalto- Ah! That’s the summoning spell. Pactum Megatron! Ugh!

[@blastmole299]

The way Tiberius says CoC I can't

[@nightmarebb7987]

4:38 Barik: WHAT?! I’m an engineer now…

[@MJZD_Gaming_Channel_2004]

Tiberius: No one transforms Tiberius's fukBOI into an Engineer

[@ArnoldFennec]

@@MJZD_Gaming_Channel_2004 Soldier: What are you doing about it, Frenchie?

[@MJZD_Gaming_Channel_2004]

I can tell you what I am going to do, HUMAN

[@nightmarebb7987]

@@MJZD_Gaming_Channel_2004 (Snivy Cries for help) SM:WHAT?! BC:AW CRAP!

[@MJZD_Gaming_Channel_2004]

@@nightmarebb7987 Spark: My fukin snivy!

[@pifflesomepuffnadder855]

There can be no life without painis

[@AkmalNova-i8u]

Makoa Heavy: I'm going to kill you, and kill you, and- AAAAH!! Red Scout: Hey, example this, Robo-Heavy! Your fight's right here, *EAT ENERGIZE!!* (Everyone shoot the Makoa Heavy) Spark: Holy Merry Mother of Joseph! SandMann: What happened? Akmal: Everyone, shoot the hat! There's weak spot on his hat! Spark: What? Sandmann: Good idea! Tiberus: Gah! That's it! Pull your painis! This is how going in there! Baby: Yeah, gotcha! SandMann: Everyone, shoot the star! Makoa Heavy: No! Stay back, mortals! Akmal: Too late, fool!

[@calebdaughrity7851]

So funny and the tiger's lines are so goofy 😂😂😂😂

[@sapphireeniigma-8027]

I think the medic said DHDHIRH DO RHHDGEHEUHRHRHGDHDHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@CrashIsHuge]

Well that was about a half hour of my life I'll never get back

[@Gabriel_Rojas_Arena]

4:18 Pootis World Order, p.W.o 4 Life The newest World Order faction after n.W.o, b.W.o and l.W.o

[@exdchallenges9897]

Those cookies sucked ass! HAVE AT THEM, LADS! (all clamouring)

[@bendog5986]

20:19 my brain during a maths exam

[@sonythehedgehog7078]

Facts.

[@Zerethos]

*SEXCELLENT!!*

[@ThatGreenSpy]

Nice to see furries in smexuals and not have them insulted.

[@Verdessa1273]

smexuals be alive and well once again! sexcellent!

[@TheWaifuBeater]

Four Hundred Thousand Australiums

[@thinkkirby9025]

For the first time im my life... Im in a loss for words. (Said in femscout voice)

[@TheWaifuBeater]

​@@thinkkirby9025 I hate those "um, actually" nerds. But the line is: For the first time in my life... I'm at a loss for words.

[@thinkkirby9025]

Sorry

[@TheWaifuBeater]

​@thinkkirby9025 No need to apologize, we all make mistakes. Like me when I made this video.

[@Unfiltered_Garbage]

This is truly horrendous, but in the good way.

[@CrimeMinister1]

Looks like Smissmas came late this year

[@laynalazarsnumber1fan]

Wake up babe Waifu Beater just uploaded

[@erfanfarhan79975]

11:22 Vin Diesel : ( *Fuck* )

[@VoidAscendedPlayz]

i really love these new smexual in 2023-2024

[@fransjohnalexander]

0:11 this is sus

[@TheTrueChuster]

Damn, look at the pWo.

[@dragonblade-go6pe]

I love these

[@colinwright81]

It was pretty hilarious,

[@TVR_Sagaris_]

Another sexcellent smexual coming through!!!!!

[@akmalnova4060]

NOO!! THIS ISN'T OVER YET!!!

[@Trenton-videos]

Make a sfm gmod collab with this

[@Beessokoo1coo1]

Finally my genius is being recognized 🥲

[@justanormaldilo.249]

11:27 You’ll thank me later.

[@Strutsss]

*W H A T*

[@akmalnova4060]

Baby: Are you freaking kidding me?! SandMann: Robot Heavy's dick is so TINY!

[@alvarocastro2ndchannel800]

(All the Paladins Characters laugh)

[@akmalnova4060]

SandMann: NO! Stop laughing at Robot Heavy!

[@jerricaleonard2123]

​@@akmalnova4060 Barik (who somehow turned normal): Aww, it's a wee little baby!

[@roaropgard8575]

Paladins vs Tf2 It's nice😏

[@latviandragon2718]

pretty good smeaxual

[@k.okirbe]

the part where they all go boom

[@gethk.gelior4214]

AHH! Everything is insane!!

[@yanielo.velazquez5831]

11:27 W H A T ? !

[@MJZD_Gaming_Channel_2004]

I don't have to enable subtitle because there's freaking symbols that scared me.

[@yanielo.velazquez5831]

8:14 T A I L

[@MJZD_Gaming_Channel_2004]

**CRITICAL DIC!!!** Sandmann: AAAHHH Not fair! YOU slap me on the DIC!!

[@bugjams]

20:56 Fesh Prince of Blair reference!?

[@TheWaifuBeater]

Finally, someone got it. lol

[@DissedRedEngie]

18:23 they came together doctor

[@Beessokoo1coo1]

5:54 Um shouldn’t tf2 have show down on overwatch 2 instead? I remember paladins and tf2 are like great friends

[@Mae4Ever]

Can you do a Lion King Smexual? I dunno why specifically Lion King, I just have this hunger for Lion King shitpost.

[@TheWaifuBeater]

I'm sick at the moment, smexuals are the last thing on my mind right now. But you know what? I'm kind of into this idea. When I'm feeling better, I'll think about this comment for sure.

[@Mae4Ever]

@@TheWaifuBeater awesome! Go freaking crazy with the lion king dialogue!

[@TheWaifuBeater]

​@Polychi1998 Should I use dialog from the movie or from Kingdom Hearts? I don't want Disney to fuck my ass, but I like taking risks. lol

[@Mae4Ever]

@@TheWaifuBeater trust me, You’ll be fine when you mess around with the character’s dialogue. Just have the png pics of the character’s meme faces. I done it before and never got called out. (It was deleted because it wasn’t getting much views lol)

[@retime5929]

What the actual....

[@danninmatthews5640]

Why the tiger?

[@justanormaldilo.249]

19:44 Did he summon Megatron?

[@TheWaifuBeater]

If that's what you wanna believe.

[@AkmalNova-ss3gh]

Optimus Prime: MEGATROOOOOONNNN!!!!

[@justanormaldilo.249]

@@AkmalNova-ss3gh Megatron: What do you want, Prime?

[@Beessokoo1coo1]

15:26 Ying…. you are a champion not a god, this is not smite you are from paladins champions of the realm the two characters I know Who is both gods and champions are Fernando and Grover

[@frozenking2474]

Oh, my bad.

[@MehmetyigitVarol-ct5go]

@thewaifubeater please do mortal kombat smexual please (make it longer than this one)

[@TheWaifuBeater]

I love Mortal Kombat, I've had the idea to do a smexual about the latest game in the series for a while. Finding voice lines is hard, though. However, no on the "make it longer than this one" part, I'm taking a break from 20 minute smexuals for a while.

[@AtomicRobloxProductions]

No drogoz? :(

[@TheWaifuBeater]

Tell you what, when I get in the mood to make another Paladins Smexual, I'll add Drogoz. ;)

[@AtomicRobloxProductions]

@@TheWaifuBeater YEEEEEESSSSSSSSS! THANK YOU! Please no rush though, do what you want of course! Making videos like this, especially with this quality must take a LOT of effort. Looking forward to what you make next, if you do decide to make more!

[@orobogamer3.040]

Sombody animate this

[@latviandragon2718]

if someones gonna animated, it aint gonna be on youtube, thats for sure

[@orobogamer3.040]

​@@latviandragon2718sigh unfortunatly

[@mizul5324]

@TheWaifuBeater Next time do Honkai Star Rail smexual please.

[@TheWaifuBeater]

What the fuck is a Honkai Star Rail?

[@questionableman3855]

When the fuck is a Honkai Star Rail?

[@mizul5324]

@@TheWaifuBeater You have to see in videos,, voice lines and Steam workshop.

[@bonitagray9650]

0:40

[@dionnekomatsuzaki9888]

16:57

[@yanielo.velazquez5831]

21:28

[@AkmalNova-fi6vv]

Ku dentang wiwingmu!

[@ArnoldFennec]

What-

[@AkmalNova16]

*kicking at his balls* Arnold Fennec: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!

[@ArnoldFennec]

@@AkmalNova16 Ohhhhhh- (massive earrape)

[@AkmalNova16]

Arnold Fennec: My balls again. *THUD!* Akmal Nova: It's your fault! Arnold Fennec (High Pitch): Sorry...! Akmal Nova: Well... Team Heavy will kicking at Troll Scout's Ass!! *Record Scratch* Everyone: WHAT?! Akmal Nova: Yes! He ruined my video!