The Goldmen [with UberHaxorNova, Criken and more]

You can kill one Goldman, but two more will take their place
Game:
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TheChief - / thechief1114
Nova - / uberhaxornova
Asher - / asherthefirst
mrlawlman1 - / mrlawlman1
Tomato - / tomato
Shayne - / shaynehawke
Buck - / bucklington
BedBanana - / bedbananas
Dave - / dave5005
Criken - / criken
Boon - / 2soonboon
Intro shot by BustUrShelf:
/ @mrrayen2009
Intro sung by The Classy Narrator:
www.dropbox.co...
Editor:
Holy Mackerel The Third
/ @holymackerelthethird2478
Main Channel
/ jerma985
Twitch Stream:
/ jerma985

[@Criken]

that intro was hype as hell

[@PyramidSongs]

crikboy :)

[@jcdenton9764]

Criken2 more Sub Rosa videos, please senior

[@weet294]

So was that SICK COLLATERAL

[@MrRayen2009]

Thanks!

[@Cowpowblaow]

Sick Reservoir Dogs intro.

[@UberHaxorNova]

I appreciated being apart of Team Goldmen, boss.

[@fawfuls]

Omg it's James

[@theincompetentgnome6668]

Legends supporting legends

[@jemstone4082]

you were amazing on the team

[@yerok5789]

I’m so happy. The forbidden crossover

[@bankrupthampster1305]

I've always wanted to see a james jeremy jason crossover that gastrow boy i mean

[@barryscott9590]

Jerma: the man that can talk his way out of a room with no doors.

[@damagkveikov]

OP character, waiting for a nerf

[@britneyspheres7yearsago11]

Дамаг Квейков They r gonna nerf his reaching power again

[@swimsvg1855]

They already nerfed his hight...

[@bitterleafcastle1552]

Everytime they try to nerf Jerma, they just shrink him instead, it's stupid!

[@Helpertin]

Bullshit, have him play a round with me. Lets see that work out.

[@tomjackal5708]

The collateral joke was perfect I doubt he knew he literally only had those three seconds to pull it off

[@Jempai]

Its kinda endearing how Jerma doesn't 100% fit in with the Criken group (RP based comedy) but still gets along perfectly well.

[@deadeyes2803]

can you clarify your statement sir

[@memeskeyoch3375]

oh fuck i responded to the wrong person

[@memeskeyoch3375]

@@deadeyes2803 sorry

[@niuniek9358]

@@memeskeyoch3375 well that had to be awkward

[@RUWA-ly6ch]

Memeskeyoch your son? HES FUCKED

[@sarahsuper6162]

I love the Vin Diesel part, because he's disconnected from reality while everyone else is freaking out about there being a trap.

[@kaazoyameesheema4480]

"Always be the best you can, and put your pedal to the metal." - Vin Diesel 2K18

[@hi-fu6db]

Is that the guy from fast and furious?????

[@kaazoyameesheema4480]

Nah he's from Slow & Methodical.

[@goldenboy9748]

Just take life a quarter of a mile at a time

[@rudefeline6802]

Dat's my favorite vin dieesl quote

[@MisterSpinalzo]

I LIKE VIN DIESEL

[@majorasmaskguy_8452]

"Collateral?" Jerma proceeds to open fire. "That's right..."

[@TheOtherLPer203]

Well he did get a collateral

[@donkeymucles]

8:18 I have replayed this 15x and I’m in tears

[@JohnJacobJingelheimerschmidt]

Dude, i can't express how funny that bit was. I replayed so many times and it just got funnier and funnier, i can't stop crying

[@sIsReal]

I love how they all stop talking to try to understand what their even hearing

[@The-toast]

... Collateral? *Smash cut to a great distance away at the broken into bank.* *Gunshots are heard in the distance.* *A car is heard driving away* (Roll credits.)

[@user-vd7io9jc8f]

The toast beautiful.

[@jesusquicksaves]

But only one little duck cane back

[@euanmacallister7728]

still dont get this joke rip

[@juicemango27]

Tiresmoke Podcast oh damn

[@space_men_8675]

Euan MacAllister When you get a multi kill in a game, it is sometimes referred to as a collateral. It’s a pretty genius joke actually

[@JagenRay]

That ending was worth every second. Watching the clock tick down as he tries to get the joke out, my lord.

[@xtzyshuadog]

14:45 *and then he turned into Mr. Greenz*

[@xtzyshuadog]

15:46 *perfect execution*

[@Moros311]

9:38 has to be one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time. You can see the light turn green, you can hear the approaching car, and the rest is history.

[@midlifecrisi]

The entire Goldman team dying from jaywalking explains the law in America.

[@TemmiePlays]

midlifecrisi hates Google + you haven't seen the clip of cops beating a guy to near death for jaywalking.

[@BradleyAllenLang]

Temmie Plays! Good fuck those people

[@SnarkyRogue]

I dont think Jerma was prepared for Buck's... Buck-ness. lmao

[@chandlertucker7843]

SnarkyRogue no one ever is, and it's glorious

[@malhekai]

Buck is a state of mind.

[@ironrhino25]

Buck is what happens when you feed a Jerma after midnight, we have all seen it before, Buck simply can't revert back to his original form. you could say he is the perfect Organism.

[@DakarTwelve]

I'd stick it in him.

[@owen723]

He is Jerma986

[@Zhfreak]

5:02-6:23 Speech increased to 100

[@majorasmaskguy_8452]

Zhfreak His charisma score is off the charts!

[@KirioGameNote]

Zhfreak honestly it was like jerma rolling a 7 on persuasion but tomato rolling a 1 on constitution/intelligence

[@majorasmaskguy_8452]

KirioGN More like he rolled a Natural 20

[@samsonmcgloughlin]

Would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for them meddling OSX boys and their guns too

[@refusingtoconform]

Negotiating with an empty briefcase to 3 fully armed gang members who just murdered an associate of yours. What a fucking power move.

[@bitter5683]

Just to point out he said “Vin diesel, I’ll do that” in a perfect Silvester Stallone impression.

[@cabinetthekid4575]

Mom: “we got Reservoir Dogs at home” Reservoir dogs at home:

[@canucklehead9250]

Marvel: Infinity wars is the most ambitious crossover event in history Me:

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

BenAnd Zack Vinny and Jerma

[@Blarchar]

green of tree black of blue I am still waiting for that stream. It will be legendary.

[@richardchicken923]

Blarchar already happened lmao search it up

[@e2v7g]

Once the duck song came on in the van jerma realized what he needed to do

[@Imapigtoo]

oh my god that tech support segment

[@LiefTheBeef]

I have no idea what's happening and I love it

[@brockly6434]

The tech support bit had me in tears

[@awesometris999]

“I will find you. And I will get tech support from you” - Taken

[@GermanPeter]

This has got to be the coolest Jerma video in a really long time :D The setting, the roleplaying and the jokes were fantastic!

[@Piovli]

I cannot deny

[@Miltenization]

*QUACK QUACK QUACK*

[@Ragarnoy0]

DONT PUT ME ON HOLD

[@msORbedland]

OH YOU WANTED TECH SUPPORT LEMME CONNECT YOU

[@TheDeadlyTrolls]

what song was that. im asking so i can annoy my friends with it

[@keikuru1]

Here you go, I found the song for you, feel free to share it with your friends kzbin.info/www/bejne/rmWrp4GvoJaJhck

[@Oolarg]

I'M GONNA THROW MY PHONE IN THE GARBAGE!

[@ThatGuy-a48]

IS THIS A CROSSOVER EPISODE!? ( Dear lord never expected this)

[@garydose1918]

that Guy there was an Intruder crossover episode too

[@Mark3MSK]

Doggy doggy what now?

[@FluffyIronGolems]

And they said Infinity was was the most ambitious crossover ever...

[@FloridaManMorbid]

Dey made vids before

[@big9502]

How many soundboards did it take to make this joke?

[@ohgodwhy5626]

at least 2

[@ryangood5002]

Fuck You.

[@nogooglestopaskingformynam3656]

Shut up

[@Baba-yv6ml]

Fuck You.

[@nogooglestopaskingformynam3656]

You died again?

[@commietearsdrinker]

It's only fitting that Jerma takes upon the role of Mr. Pink from Reservoir Dogs by surviving through the murder of all his colleagues and goes the extra mile by selling the murderers his only item at hand: A briefcase.

[@RedHeadRedemption27]

Look at this celebrity packed roster, It must have taken a while to compile that list of people...

[@RorschachsFace8231]

"50% of the crew are cartoon dumbasses." Pretty sure 100% of the crew fits that description.

[@raicrush]

I like how Jerma, to my knowledge, is the only one to follow through on a threat made to Buck

[@ChrisNinjaEagle]

Jerma is the only one who is stronger than Buck.

[@lordmustaine3972]

I would like to congratulate team Goldman for getting team wiped by traffic.

[@anti-macro]

That intro was GODLY.

[@emanosharp]

Zeghart reservoir dogs amirite

[@MrRayen2009]

Thanks man

[@anti-macro]

+BustUrShelf Instant sub, fantastic work

[@MrRayen2009]

thank you, holymackerel did a great job with the text and a couple touch ups too

[@superslendermon]

Nova and Jerma best crossover ever

[@Isaacfess]

"ＨＥ　ＢＲＯＫＥ　ＴＨＥ　ＲＵＬＥＳ"

[@sir3543]

James is so overrated. The intro with Lawlman is ten times funnier than anything James ever did in the entire video. I know this might sound like an "attack" but it isn't. James is funny but he is definitely out of his element here.

[@KingOfChaos213]

I only heard him once at the beginning and it seemed like it was a soundboard "OH MY GAWD!"

[@denishooi7220]

Æsir “i know it sounds like an “attack” but it isnt” “James is so overrated” “The intro is funnier than anything he’s ever done” You were right. It does sound like an attack.

[@sir3543]

Denis Hooi What I actually said: *"The intro with Lawlman is ten times funnier than anything James ever did in the entire video."* What you think I said: *"The intro is funnier than anything he’s ever done”* I guess if you're twisting my words, then it does sound like an attack.

[@SammyLevisosa]

5:30 that was the sexiest, most alpha strong arm-ing business tactic I have ever witnessed.

[@Emelsh16]

the collateral joke was fucking brilliant. saw it coming from the start, but still died laughing.

[@reaIGarfield]

THIS IS A GOD DREAM THIS IS EVERYTHING

[@MiKeDaBoMb321]

JERMA'S AN ULTRASHORT STREAM (ER) HE IS AN ULTRASHORT STREAM

[@jakethompson1302]

🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

[@HighLordOfHouseIX]

MRLAWLMAN CONFIRMED WAVY

[@ChodeMaster]

The vin diesel voice had me in stitches

[@RoyRogerer]

Mack, your editing is improving by the episodes, and you integrating your own creativity into the intro is absolutely amazing. Keep up the good work. To this intro, I stopped eating my pizza for a second for how brilliant I thought it was.

[@MrRayen2009]

Yeah, that intro was a lot of fun to shoot.

[@inuush]

Now that's an interesting crossover.

[@jopomeister]

This game is demonic That collateral joke was beautiful

[@mikotoh]

is this even a fucking game??? i cant find much info on it other than its in garys mod EDIT: NVM THE FULL STREAM SAYS ITS SUB ROSA

[@PyramidSongs]

Buck is a comedy genius

[@brosephnoonan223]

No

[@JohnMBlue1992]

Hell Yeah

[@chandlertucker7843]

If everyone went as committed to the role play as buck they'd have some funny ass rounds

[@antpaste]

Chandler Tucker who was buck

[@M-1996A1]

antpaste the one who answered the phone and put him on hold

[@bndawg2000]

16:22 That moment when he turns to see what is going on is perfect.

[@LenkyLad]

It's always a lot of fun seeing peoples first reaction to Buck.

[@WillJones1098]

I was like "hey this sounds like the beginning of Reservoir Dogs...... oh."

[@michaelcharlton1519]

This might have been the greatest collab of the KZbin Golden Era

[@Endarz]

that intro was fun to make, thanks Holy Mack and BustUrShelf

[@BelfryHex]

I need an MP3 of this song..

[@HairyHog77]

Jerma and Nova in the same video? Never thought that'd happen.

[@KingOfChaos213]

Presses numpad key 2- "OH MY GAWD!"

[@TJ-kd5tl]

A L R I G H T H E L L O

[@Levyathyn]

"But do you have a briefcase?" SPEECH 100

[@TF_Tony]

9:45 The muffled anticlimactic sound effects make this even better.

[@peanutbuttercracker1]

>mafia >constantly answering phone calls >10:36 "stuck in a loop" Is Jerma Diavolo?

[@yeehaw5641]

I still come back to this video and watch it whenever I'm having a bad day. Guaranteed laughter for 16 minutes.

[@trainershade1937]

There are definite benefits to being a Goldmen it seems, as there's always an opening in a hospital for a Seagull!

[@trainershade1937]

also, as usual... Buck is god's gift to man.

[@thefrub]

"We can't ALL be the dumb guy" -words to describe too many things

[@Runenut]

this video is gold. this is the best jerma we've seen in quite a while. absolute perfection.

[@TheDevilDriverX]

The entire on hold part had me laughing so hard

[@bruhcow315]

Most definitely my favorite game of the year. It's like physics based gta5 online but done correctly

[@glennglog22]

I appreciate that reservoir dogs intro parody.

[@laur4620]

its such a shame this game died. we need more collab/rp games like this again.

[@ALucienLachance]

That ending though

[@BlairinTM]

How can he reach the pedals?

[@Darkfreed0m]

how can he walk that fast with his stubby legs?

[@ThePowerofCutleries]

Dead meme. Like, literally.

[@TheKonch]

Eddie no

[@metalgearzwei]

@@ThePowerofCutleries you won’t be mocking us when you’re dead in a ditch in miami, florida at 8:36 pm during a rainstorm

[@awesomecoolguy8857]

@@ThePowerofCutleries erm... thats kinda cringe bro, like, dead meme man, like, literally..........

[@rozza1903]

When people say Infinity war is the most ambitious crossover, I respond with "have you seen the Goldman retrievers?"

[@redactedname5038]

The most iconic part of this video is the manager yelling "get back in the car" during a gunfight.

[@simpleshapes8113]

This game was so good in this era. The developer kept changing it for the worse unfortunately. I remember so many memorable characters. Borntokill a drifting menace of a man with his own agenda that he will achieve regardless of driving around solo. Mr Man Muffin, the smooth talker with a heart of gold, and I’d never forget Jermaine everyone’s favorite war criminal. Even got to play a couple games with Gerald, which was always a good time

[@decoy3418]

Now this is a great collab.

[@sIsReal]

8:17 has got to be top 5 funniest things ever

[@zeubersandvitch8882]

Top Ten anime crossovers

[@krewl1252]

buck constantly putting jerma on hold made me cry with laughter

[@danielr4812]

Holy mackerel is doing so well with these edits, i love the creativity!

[@Ugh-Fudge_Bwana]

It's really convenient to have all of my video-game related subscriptions in a single video.

[@Emidretrauqe]

Honestly there were so many amazing moments in this stream that this video simply doesn't do it justice. I laughed to the point of breathlessness at least 3 times and the stream was only around 2 hours long.

[@jackshadowbrowse]

The empty briefcase bit is one of the greatest cons ive ever seen

[@coaltol1838]

Chief is a national treasure, and has been since 2011.

[@CapemanProducti0ns]

One minute in and all my dreams have already been accomplished. This is the dream cast on the dream game baby!

[@jgardner7726]

Five little ducks went swimming one day, Over the hills and far away, And Mummy Duck said “Quack, quack, quack” But only four little ducks came back. * Four little ducks went swimming one day, Over the hills and far away, And Mummy Duck said “Quack, quack, quack” But only three little ducks came back. Three little ducks went swimming one day, Over the hills and far away, And mummy duck said "Quack, quack, quack," But only 2 little ducks came back. Two little ducks went swimming one day, Over the hills and far away, And mummy duck said, "Quack Quack Quack" But only 1 little duck came back. Then daddy duck came swimming one day, Over the hills and far away, And daddy duck said, QUACK QUACK QUACK And all the little ducks came swimming back.

[@purplebatdragon]

We will never surpass the peak that is proximity voice chat games.

[@penguinmaster7]

please play with Nova more the internet needs more of this epic crossover!

[@jibb1451]

You shoot me in a dream, you better get up and apologize.

[@falloutpip985]

Buck has to be my favorite character

[@vavedern8860]

If Nova can stream with Jerma, does that mean Jerma can be on Cow Chop?

[@armaldofan10]

He has to break something first, and then scream

[@jelmo8443]

armaldofan10 light something on fire

[@959porsche]

Don't think cowchop and jerma would mix well

[@ricebix]

armaldofan10 funny youtube man scream?

[@mountaindewdruggie]

Sadly they're both living on separate coasts so I don't see that happening anytime soon ;(

[@iceio]

Jerma and buck interactions are always hilarious

[@DragonSlay3r45]

WE LOST A GOLDMEN!

[@MalarkySparky]

A sad story told in 5 words or less: “ WE LOST A _GOLDMAN!_ “

[@Relkin109]

Hello? Representative? Yes, i'd like to buy the full version of the video's intro song, please.

[@Bonefoot]

:=)

[@abirdwitharms]

15:45 Sorry just coming back to the best joke Jerma has ever made

[@Ceelker]

Holy shit, I saw Criken's video of that rooftop deal a few days ago and now this :D "I'm still alive!" Edit: *The briefcase salesman was YOU?!*

[@shaynehughes6645]

4 little goldman went out to play over the hill and far away

[@VendErre]

That singing intro was absurdly good. It's a masterpiece.

[@danielolsson5746]

I really hope he plays more of this game, it was hilarious.

[@avery7690]

this was the better edit out of all of their versions of this bit!! i liked and subscribed ×D

[@RegalRoyalWasTaken]

I’m so glad Jerma’s been incorporated into the Tomato crew, he fits amazingly well.

[@_Mars]

jerma was just put on hold for more than 2 minutes in a video by none other than buck himself, this is the peak of this channel as a whole.

[@TheDrRinik]

I nee more "Buck as a call centre worker" in my life...

[@calculatorman-mq7zd]

“Anybody got a bandai-“ *gets shot repeatedly*

[@MrRayen2009]

Really appreciate having the chance to create the intro. You guys are a lot of fun to watch.

[@ka9eb451]

BustUrShelf Lmao we get it. You shot the intro...

[@MrRayen2009]

lol

[@MrRayen2009]

Sorry just happy that I had the opportunity

[@devonbakos5712]

I cant get enough of Lawmens RP as the Goldman.

[@DragonTamer-ud1qo]

I watched this whole stream, a pure gem. I'd love to see more.

[@cheesecakerice]

Jerma has this great ability to set up his own bit and simultaneously play the game, while everyone else seems to be panicking and scrambling for bits all on top of one another.