Boston to Vegas Road Trip

[@DTheAustralian]

If Jerma did this today it’d probably be a real 50-hour stream of him genuinely travelling from Nevada to Massachusetts.

[@BananaPhoPhilly]

Honestly I think he was hoping the road trip in-game would take way longer than it did

[@chadasmr8304]

@@BananaPhoPhilly Definitely

[@finnegan6464]

i feel like that'll put the snipe in streamsniping

[@jmmjjmmjjmmj]

@@finnegan6464 yeah people suck man it'd be a terrible idea

[@grantdotjpg]

And he would also be direct missile hit by a white Subaru

[@dylan-jd8br]

12:15 When you are so immersed you think you're going to die

[@travmann]

What is it that you kids say? Laughin' about it?

[@DemonicRobots]

I think this is my absolute favorite moment of all time. Nothing makes me laugh harder.

[@adamnielson42]

Can confirm that's how it feels to be in a crash.

[@SuperCompany007]

Local streamer dies in car crash after driving with 40 cheeseburgers on his lap

[@_nit]

9:13 you can tell how long Jerma wanted to do this on stream. Too funny, great effort.

[@Zoochiini]

Psycho controlling streamer plans all his jokes YEARS ahead of time

[@Remspamton]

Is that implying he does this regularly

[@drinkoftea4047]

@@Zoochiini You literally have hundreds of comments like this lmfao. I feel like you probably speak like this irl.

[@Zoochiini]

@@drinkoftea4047 nope. only on jerma vids

[@Grasses0n]

@@drinkoftea4047 It's a Jerma meme, like a news headline he showed up in because he's COMPLETELY ZONKED.

[@nurduwek7768]

The three turkeys: 1. Cheetos 2. Chicken 3. Coffee

[@Nijht]

You get a like for a turkey named "Chicken".

[@cupcayuk]

Stop talking about coffee cheetos and chicken

[@reptarien]

coffeeeeee,,,, cheettooooosss,,, chickeeeeen...

[@kiwicami287]

@attacker CHEEEEEETOS

[@spooky_lizbean1050]

Scorpio CHICKEEEEENNNNN

[@whoot813]

13:48 Just casually ignores the person sledding down the mountain in a boat.

[@ScariestGary]

It’s been 2 years, and this is the first time I noticed the boat.

[@IcyLucario]

the announcer sounds frighteningly like Jerma doing a bit.

[@superjchamma]

LMAO I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT

[@18skeltor]

That's just the kind of guy Burger Barn has been hiring since they went downhill, 12 years ago after they got rid of the supersize menu.

[@GeebleTron]

FREE SHIT

[@sally_altfangirl]

He was just talking to himself.

[@proximacentauri2684]

@@superjchamma why tf did they make it so obnoxious

[@N4orEditor]

fun fact: jerma won 3 piston cups back in 1993, hes a legendary racer who has passion and speed.

[@Sammie1053]

He did _what_ in his cup

[@ZionSype]

HE DID WHAT IN HIS CUP?

[@alexgertsog105]

Got a single fact to back that up?

[@N4orEditor]

@@alexgertsog105 it was on the news In 1993

[@Kevin-lx7rb]

#whoosh pixarcars.fandom.com/wiki/Piston_Cup

[@Xzeihoranth]

I'd ask why Jerma put that much effort into the Burger Barn joke, but I think I'm afraid to know the answer.

[@Patrick.Weightman]

2:26 leave it to Jerma to soft lock himself in the most unimaginable way possible

[@kornel2525]

I love how he got into a real car crash in 12:15

[@normal_username3231]

I had my phone close to my ear bc it was pretty loud where I was and now I may never hear again

[@mythcat1273]

​@@normal_username3231why are you watching jerma with no headphones in a public place

[@longduckdong6522]

Jerma car crash stream (BRUTAL)(HE ACTUALLY DIES)

[@curtisehoffman]

[SHE SHITS HER PANTS]

[@DZZZZZ]

[HE KILLS FOUR PEOPLE]

[@SuperCompany007]

[GETS ARRESTED FOR VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER]

[@circlestf2369]

ok shounic

[@GOOM]

lost media NSFL

[@Nicaveli]

when's he gonna turn his cam on mid stream and he's in a car , full 2 thousand dollar clown makeup

[@SpockLover27]

He already did. Granted not 2 thousand dollars worth of it though.

[@benjibcolb2638]

A Scary Picture That's the joke!

[@fb2556]

A clown car stream would be good

[@philismenko]

What is this, a currency thing

[@Hunterb0t12]

I really love how Jerma prepares jokes before the stream like recording sounds and stuff

[@irecordwithaphone1856]

He's a mixture of an improv God and a comedic genius

[@abeherbert6603]

Wait, we can't stop here, this is byeah country!

[@thesmiler1579]

Hot damn! I never rode in a giant rat before!

[@deadeyes2803]

casiopea

[@donjuan2001]

when you get locked into a funny voice collection, the tendency is to push if as far as you can

[@johnsmithers284]

casiopea

[@holhorse3080]

Casiopea

[@MandrakeHorse]

2:04 Perfect timing with that sub alert

[@Shadow78954]

i like how jermas confused as to why the racing game map is like a racing game

[@edmondmiller9621]

12:30 One of the others made their car laugh at Jerma's hotdog joke, it's pretty good.

[@SourGummiWyrm69]

Number of Gay Baby Jails this video: 1 2:28 Dad's power extends even to this realm

[@ohnesorgen4642]

piplup guy rejoice

[@LordEptar]

Is Simpleflips wall dad? Have we figured out the true identity?

[@ohnesorgen4642]

no, thatd imply dad would be home, and if we know simpleflips, dad will never be home

[@ScariestGary]

I imagine this is exactly how his real trip went. Upon seeing Vegas, Jerma guns it off the road, through the desert in sheer excitement.

[@KPater-mf4je]

1:24 "Wrong Way" Oh that's rich coming from a game that thinks the Blue Ridge mountains end in Boston, Massachusetts.

[@TommyTom21]

Also Boston is a high voltage powerline and a farm.

[@ace7g]

I find Jerma very calming to watch and was watching this in bed, the scream at 12:10 woke me up in pain

[@absolutemattlad2701]

Idk if thats better or worse than the guy tha twas trying to fall asleep to his mon bazou stream and got jolted back awake by him shouting BLOWJOB?!

[@twatsuckler7968]

I hope u go blind

[@one_man_community]

8:50 When you realize you are living in The Truman Show

[@StalkerTheEnglishDragon]

I want holy mackeral to have a nice xmas

[@bndawg2000]

Agreed. This comment deserves more likes.

[@holymackerelthethird2478]

💕

[@blackjackcorp]

i hope u also have a nice crisscrossmas

[@StalkerTheEnglishDragon]

@@blackjackcorp wow thank you you too!

[@blackjackcorp]

@@StalkerTheEnglishDragon NOOOO

[@sloane5]

12:12 I had to watch this part over again like 7 times until I stopped laughing

[@corol2998]

Corvette jumpscare

[@andrewtatereal3168]

@@corol2998 white corvette jumpscare

[@tristanking3592]

The Courier Six returns to New Vegas Also on an unrelated note 12:17

[@kai326]

I was looking for this comment XD That should be a hitsound

[@GlassbrainZ]

sounds like he hit a fucking dog on the road

[@MyHungryWidow]

jerma's screams sound like the actual recordings of car crash victims. i dont know how he would know what those sound like though that was before the plague hit.

[@RB13199]

This comment has aged poorly

[@Skiivin]

Ryan Bakerman indeed

[@Joseph-C]

@@RB13199 actually I think it's a reference to a joke jerma made

[@wall4818]

feels so real, you'll think you'll really die

[@AlanaBananaCanada]

That last line.... _i felt that_

[@dukinukireal]

13:36 the sub noise syncs perfectly with the text

[@zachire1666]

3:50 that perfect timing btw

[@ulasgursoy2838]

17:30 potion seller

[@nagitokomaeda7181]

Was surprised this wasn't a Desert Bus stream.

[@Enders1]

Same

[@kerarri158]

some swedish guy did that

[@kerarri158]

Joel Johansson his name is

[@ghostyboi9186]

i love how he managed to get himself stuck inside the one building in the entire area...

[@Bakechochin]

man tries to drive to Las Vegas whilst being constantly bombarded with heavy-handed racing event invitations

[@botmidea1115]

I like how jerma says the birds are representing a new part of his life but they’re vultures which symbolize death

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

Ah, the Audi TT. The perfect compact sports car for the perfect compact sports streamer.

[@sat_rn]

Can't wait to see Jerma at my local Wal-Mart whenever he gets to Las Vegas, btw Circus Circus is super run down and gross lmao

[@whiskeyTX]

Lol I went to Vegas last year and Circus Circus is definitely ghetto

[@travosk8668]

How bad i it?

[@cinnamonflavord]

It's a lower end casino, but it's alright, I would compare it to Slots-a-fun

[@justinbrosam]

12:16 "There have been 27 fatal traffic accidents this year from looking at twitch chat while driving: Don't just be another statistic."

[@onscreenmoper]

I didn't know The Legend of Zelda stole the triforce from Jerma's life.

[@CasparLeones]

What's most remarkable is that Jeremy was an infant when the first game was released. Clearly, a child of destiny.

[@handsofrand6660]

"There are no mountains in Massachusetts" six mountain ranges run through the state Jeremy!

[@dinonatorful]

This stream had so much great hilarious moments that make it into this video. I recommend watching the whole stream

[@apersonnamedjune]

12:12 Ryuji Sakamoto rambles to Jerma seconds before Jerma's unfortunate demise

[@mwh991]

"So you guys got rid of the super size menu? Why? ....Yes. XD XD

[@AdamKlownzinger]

That car to boat transition is fucking hysterical how has nobody clipped it

[@Phenommarkantony]

The voice morph I'm dying here

[@garshtoshteles]

"Why is this Pangaea?", he says, while gesturing to a perfectly ordinary rendering of the Mississippi Basin

[@lonetechwolf1125]

Nice another vid thanks for your work editing HolyMackeral

[@mythcat1273]

**6 minutes into 17 minute road trip video** "ok road trip starts now"

[@kneabore4565]

I love going on road trips to vegas and watching all the turkeys fly overhead, although they look kinda wierd

[@SpockLover27]

The Large Marge opening always makes me laugh. I don't know why, but thank you.

[@cleanbuddy]

I come back to this one so often

[@BananaPhoPhilly]

Underrated stream

[@Tanuki-cl7qi]

"I can't believe I have a friend!" *T-bones new friend*

[@jordy7494]

I love how he got so many awards for taking a picture of a moose

[@TroyVinesDrums]

7:46 is hilarious

[@Ari-8449]

Indeed it is

[@lydia3832]

12:17

[@QuattroPogjeena]

12:17 ... *Finally. I can watch Jerma suffer and cry in pain*

[@Alice_Sprinkles]

2:26 WHAT A GAMER MOMENT!

[@armed_roomba6631]

7:40 is underrated

[@hellraizers2]

one of the few streams i actually ended up catching as an eu pleb

[@bigshlonk6496]

12:15 this is probably my favorite jerma clip

[@daphneandfern]

2:55 why is this guy doing the Nvidia Greg voice

[@nigelmiller5609]

Epic cecil taylor profile pic GAMER

[@immortalsun]

Who the fuck is Nvidia Greg?

[@harveyknguyen]

@@immortalsun watch Jerma's Fistful of Frags videos He did a Razer Deathadder joke ad

[@Bofrab]

When the person in game starts talking, it feels like my game is getting interrupted by an add.

[@gorbythechef]

I watched this stream when it happened and that gives me a weird sense of pride

[@Alice_Sprinkles]

5:14 Perfect landing!

[@Nano-hw6gn]

14:29 i have no idea why this is so funny

[@555qquinn]

i was scrolling so far to find someone who said this, the comedic timing is amazing

[@SkylerArmor]

Like how 12 mins is just jerma going in a circle

[@TeamNutshell]

2:29 Where does the car go? In the square hole.

[@doos6172]

wow this was a great roadtrip cant wait for the next one!

[@shrimpspaghetti]

After seeing this, Jerma should totally do this again but in Flight Simulator so it all happens completely in realtime.

[@maxbdgaf4862]

Nice its his clown car video we been waiting for

[@pistachiodisguisey911]

What's really great is I asked the ubisoft sales rep if my hometown was in the game or not at San Diego Comic Con 2014, and she kept repeating "It's the entire continental united states" in the free shit voice and kept implying it was 1:1 lolol

[@pinka9757]

that part with the burger barn had me laughing so hard

[@Alex-gr4le]

i really love the intros to these videos :D large marge

[@GrayD_Fox]

What is this dystopian fucking world where cities are in the wrong spot

[@Gabe-qq4oz]

Get that pic of jermas eyes and make it a real windshield cover

[@Rebel2Sociaty]

7:19 compact man flatulates during 50 hour roadtrip

[@travosk8668]

You forgot the part where he wanted to take photos of bears in flowers

[@ugogoo1]

12:10 Leave it to Jerma to get jumpscared in a racing game

[@_banja]

The cuts where he's added a joke or doing some dumb shit I love this video so much

[@joelMMD]

i've been to circus circus and i can confirm there is a giant clown

[@GirmGent]

I'm driving to Houston from Los Angeles 1,615 miles, 24-27 hour drive tommarow morning. Its gonna suck lol. >aftermath So it actaully took 30 hours untill I got back to Houston and I didnt stop other than gasing up.

[@Redbikemaster]

*laughs in truck driver*

[@firstnamelastname-oy7es]

Did you rotate drivers, or did one person drive for 30 hours straight without sleeping?

[@GirmGent]

@@firstnamelastname-oy7es It was just my lonesome self and yes, there was no stopping until I needed gas or to use the restroom. :)

[@thedumbdog1964]

Holy fuxk

[@Ari-8449]

@@GirmGent dam... congratulations

[@paperclip9558]

This is the true example of ubisoft's uplifted motto: "quantity over quality" The map is big, but the map detail is equivalent to ps2 era level. The crew 1 I think looks better.

[@DemonicRobots]

12:07 This clip literally lives rent free in my head

[@connorbrown2194]

“is this the wrong road” as he goes into oncoming traffic

[@ogelspider2ndchannel23]

MAKE SURE AND TELL EM, LARGE MARGE SENT YA

[@SergioSource]

this was such a comfy stream

[@austinsavage5962]

I like to think this is actually how he drives

[@cassssss2135]

"theres no mountains in Massachusetts." yes there is- one of the most recognizable is Mt Tom

[@forrestfincher3689]

14:29 “nice car skullington”

[@Ari-8449]

*boat noises*

[@ubersoldado]

13:42 that boat killed me

[@homerdog8849]

12:15 probably my favorite jerma clip ever

[@crab2934]

What about The Three Turkeys

[@hevoo]

why?? why is america like 2km wide?? why is my house made of chicago?? who thought this game was a good idea??

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

Honestly, The Crew 1 was a game concept I dreamt of since I was a little kid...

[@McStebb]

Turns out putting a 1:1 scale map of the entire Continental USA in a game is fucking impossible

[@speedchannel7196]

The answer is Ubisoft.

[@RestlessFisher]

@@McStebb mate some wankers from Atari put 2 whole fuckin islands in a racing game where you can get rich not by racing cars, buy by gambling

[@pupyfan69]

@Sad Trophy Wife dirt

[@Lyanlolz]

IS THIS THE GUY WHO STREAMED FOR 50 WHOLE HOURS?

[@vladimirchova]

oh yeah yeah

[@rw5367]

You came for this 3:51 and Tim Allens Grunt🤣

[@TheLolpwn]

i gotta say i think you've oversold circus circus and fremont street

[@MythicalPhoebe]

"why is this pangea? what's going on here?" that's the Mississippi river, Jeremy.

[@goopfella1385]

INSANE STREAMER PULLS INTO RANDOM PERSONS BACKYARD AND HOLDS THEM AT GUNPOINT, FORCING THEM TO MAKE 38 HAMBURGERS

[@foxdie8302]

THAT'S LIKE 4 HOURS OF WORK FOR ME

[@sputnik593]

I legitimately thought this was gonna be a real road trip

[@travelkingable]

Incredible, it's just like in Fallout!

[@BCJacobe]

2:30 shoutouts to simpleflips

[@tacoking1333]

*GO GO GADGET SPEEDBOAT*