THE GOONS HALLOWEEN SPECIAL - GOONS

[@littlederpjunior1476]

Mcnasty dressed as a minecraft painting

[@Gami_The_Paperomancer]

He's a 2x2 painting and if you punch him and place him back on you can change his resolution

[@shredbacca]

lmao said the same to myself.

[@TheHumptyDumper]

He definitely should've been a Hot n Ready

[@XRONIX-prod]

Missed opportunity to wear the hot n ready take-out box on his head

[@shredbacca]

@ just gave me my costume idea for next yr lmao

[@dr.booper_4303]

Nothing like a Halloween special on November 5th

[@jonathan-6958]

They on that mcnasty in charge of goons gaming-type of schedule

[@officialtabb]

Smells like mcnastys doing

[@Mentall.menaceee]

“McNasty was here” type shit 😂

[@im_vibin5069]

emo soup, wonder bread boy, a gas station burrito and hentai

[@raduri]

Sir this is a Wendy's, we dont have those

[@loismylane]

Kiss is emo confirmed

[@abdullahzafar2023]

@@radurisecret menu for the free masons

[@9stripes_]

Thats ricky bobby my guy

[@im_vibin5069]

@@9stripes_ wonder bread... boy same thing

[@stevenarmstrong5364]

The way Dooo sits really makes me think he spent at least a little bit of time as a male camwhore

[@PeacefulPPO]

💀

[@Cpt.Str4ng3]

I mean hes marinated in omegle for a good amount of time

[@TntCross915.]

Brazy statement

[@jacobwynne8767]

I was thinking this too. He got his cock framed perfectly way too fast to be an amateur

[@TheHumptyDumper]

As "TheDooo's" official voice, I can neither confirm nor deny this statement.

[@CT5555_]

Gas station burrito with a turtle head poking out.

[@kayagorzan]

I’m smoking on that gas station turtle burrito pack

[@justanotherdude_]

Gooning all over that subway sludge turtle head burrito casing

[@ETHANR26]

you leave my mother out of this

[@Kuria_zhaints]

🤤 Turtle meat burrito 🤤

[@ItsToasty29]

Mcnasty's Minecraft painting costume go hard af

[@childcrusader2072]

Mcnasty getting cut off that many times on the heath bar is hilarious

[@mr.melancholy5837]

Bro i died when doo did the paraplegic slug. He looked like a toddler robot struck by lightning

[@youngcvsper]

Anybody else yell at the tv with them when they argue or am I insane? This candy bar one got me HEATED 😂😂

[@ryanappelbaum8168]

Literally any time they argue about candy BAR and hot and ready’s I start punching air

[@logankazinec6877]

bro the fact that they TRASHED the flavored tootsie rolls, the vanilla flavor is S tier alone.... needless to say i was fuming

[@LulutheJester]

​@@ryanappelbaum8168I will forever stand with McNasty about the Hot n Ready thing bcuz I understood him for once

[@h20danger34]

@@logankazinec6877 FAAAAAAAAAX thats what i just got done yelling for

[@KEN117MC]

I swear it sounds like Dooo never had a childhood. Almost every single candy answer is "Dunno never had one of those. people never bought me them"

[@CoDMw2hunter]

Blarg being surprised that he almost got shot near St Andrews Hall is crazy 😂

[@Valin9275]

It's Blarg's fault for not being armed himself.

[@l.s.8590]

Soup in corpse paint goes bananas

[@TheWalkingDude27]

McNasty is not mistaken about sweet tarts. After Wonka candy disappeared they rebranded a bunch of candy. This means there are like 7 candies with the name sweet tart

[@Ungwolop-bh3qe]

I'm pretty sure he was just thinking of the sweet tarts chews that they had for a while, they were exactly like he said but they had a different texture when you chewed that like melted, only a true fat ass will know

[@duellegend71]

As a proud Canadian I can confirm with blarg “ smarties “ in Canada are candy coated chocolate and what Americans consider “ smarties “ are in fact our rockets and I swear the only time you see them is around Halloween and it’s the only candy left after Halloween EVERYWHERE because nobody buys it which is fine with me cuz it’s like pixie sticks in pill form lmao

[@HereComesWheely]

I was so confused bc I only know the chocolate ones lol That cleared so much up, cheers

[@Jiblits07]

I’m calling them pixie pills now

[@nnssr]

As Australian I can confirm as well expect what Americans consider smarties is what we call lifesavers

[@ronnielacher]

​@@nnssr In America smarties and lifesavers are not the same things.

[@krusader9508]

Finally soup is back!

[@thetwitchywarlock]

Heath bars do NOT deserve this slander, they are fucking goated

[@parmesanjon]

right? that shit is A tier all day

[@WhyitJellyDonut]

Their great with other things but not my favorite on their own. Like a heath blizzard from Dairy Queen FUCKS.

[@moankeyman7832]

I came here just to say this lol. Heath bars are the best !

[@hilmethan]

heath goes hard as fuck

[@TheHumptyDumper]

The heath blizzard slaps unreasonably hard.

[@jumb0mumb036]

Damn, I like heath bars 😭

[@itspeenutbuttr]

ikr they’re actually bomb. especially in milk shakes

[@watersuppliertoafrica8296]

Dude same

[@CannonMusic05]

Thank you they are some of my favorite candy bars

[@michaelscroggins2292]

Bro they probably had the heath Klondike ice cream and don’t even know it😂

[@autumn614]

Bro foreal!! They are S teir.

[@csonweedagain5054]

35:59 you can just barely hear the S, flying close to the sun there Mr. Blarge

[@tjking7457]

Nothing like watching Ricky Bobby, a gas station burrito, a weird skeleton thing, and a pixelated man talk about stupid stuff for an hour!

[@Handysides]

I’ve fallen asleep to this podcast twice already and this is the third time I’ve had to rewatch. Can’t tell if that’s a good or bad thing but I’m not complaining one bit!

[@Goober_77]

46:11 "y'all got any HeAtH" had me fucking dying😂😂😂

[@femtrapta5874]

Blarg's Detroit story sounds like dialog I'd hear in GTA playing as Franklin

[@yaboipktendo]

Doo is cosplaying my boy Fresh Cut Slim

[@ETHANR26]

fun dip s tier yall crazy

[@ETHANR26]

whopper are the crunchy balls

[@ojtoons2788]

11:26 bro do not hesitate at all to hold the mic with his mouth lol

[@zaklynne8863]

Need more dooo physical comedy

[@thegamingghoul239]

The heath bar convo had me dying!!! 😂😂

[@EfymirTheTransient23]

23:08 Bro is NOT beating the allegations

[@SituationNormalAint]

That's like the 3rd or 4th time in goons history mcnasty has almost said the n-word lmfao

[@jtr4256]

the "probly call em doogie hoogies up there bud" at 48:05 had me god damn cryin

[@skirata9554]

It would be noice if the goons could upload a new episode today or tomorrow. If it’s tomorrow it would be a great birthday gift🎉

[@stefenlisenby3638]

Perfect timing. A Halloween episode just in time for Thanksgiving.

[@skyler2597]

36:28 I felt personally attacked by Blarg’s 100% accurate statement.

[@jakobhoward2287]

Soup dressed in corpse paint on one hand makes me impressed, and on the other hand makes me worry about nearby ecclesiastical buildings. (black metal joke)

[@lilIAN97huh]

Smarties deserves to be s-tier solely based on the fact you can "smoke" them. The core memories i have of smoking them in class while me and my friends pretended to be mafia bosses are vivid as hell. I almost got suspended for "smoking illegal substances" 😂😂

[@b_smooth165]

Mcnasty awoke a memory in me when he brought up the tootsie pop wrappers with the star

[@Welkynnn]

we figured it out. the eight legged chinese ATE ALL the 10 billion crabs.

[@mikepdesigns8801]

Welcome back soup we missed you 🫡

[@MochiK1ng]

An alien, a goth, a Twister board, and a Minecraft painting for Halloween. peak creativity guys 👏👏👏

[@angeldimuerto4901]

Nobody ate pixie sticks. They snorted them in class

[@andrewpower1314]

I love when new podcasts drop, I love listening to them at work, just 11 hours of listening to the goons, I can just feel myself getting smarter and smarter each episode

[@VoiZZo]

Just seeing the notification made my night

[@GoatedJuice]

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[@VoiZZo]

​@@GoatedJuiceY0 it'w Whatthesigma-c9b

[@gagebusby3482]

43:11 McNasty you just brought back a deep childhood memory

[@TheLazyGuyZero]

s tier for me is green pack skittles, snickers, kinder chocolate, reese and fizzy bubblegum candy. most other candies are there as a form of replacement when i need something different for that occasion. Happy post halloween, hope someone got invaded in some form for their happy horror event.

[@CannonMusic05]

I don’t care what anyone says Bit o honeys are good not as Halloween candy but in general, they are good candies

[@_NickSF_]

Just in time for halloween

[@heathclout1054]

45:18 I feel personally attacked

[@XlightninX]

7:10 that wasn't the worm that was the 2x4

[@daniellee4807]

Podcast binge update, ep 114 🙏🙏 getting closer boys this has been a wild couple weeks

[@its_yaboy_j5278]

Candy corn is lit. Get a bag of candy corn and salted peanuts, mix it up, and 😋

[@thecour8379]

Dude, that sounds fire. I need to try that...

[@mutantmustache448]

I say candy bar dooo, you're not alone

[@barrothontherocks3325]

it's all about the packaging, if you see the individually wrapped bag you wouldn't grab it if someone said "grab me a candy bar" but you sure would if it was the 2 pack at the cash register

[@mutantmustache448]

@@barrothontherocks3325 yeah but i also wouldn't call an airhead a candy bar, I would just call it candy. I think candy bars have to be chocolate and in some kind of bar/rectangle shape

[@sebastianwallin9014]

"GET OUT"

[@pableezy98]

At 32:38. They're called strawberry bon bons. The brand is arcor

[@Cannedtoebeans]

Those strawberry candies come from the dollar stores. We have them in Michigan and usually you can get 30 in a bag or so

[@MrMarrok657]

Dooo is the alien Joe Satriani surfed with

[@queen_lo_93]

Heath bars are incredible, you fuckin' heathens

[@deafbythirty4148]

Thanks for the Halloween special on November 5th buddy

[@smallwhitegnome]

Trick or treaters each get a 50 pound bag of ground chuck

[@BigUnc47]

7:17 skate 3 hall of meat

[@malyck]

Now that chuckle sandwich is ending. It would be dope for you guys to take on their traditions, speakpipe, Reddit aita etc. think about it

[@ZeroScapes]

Alll of these costumes are fire AND hilarious. "I wanna go fast" - Ricky Bobby

[@LucSkywalkerFTJ]

honestly the podcast has only gotten better after 5 years. Aging like a fine wine

[@Zakrose_]

Bring back the intros mcnasty cmon lol, part of the life of these

[@RubenRodriguez-so2lt]

18:51 me when I ask to get an alcoholic drink at a cafe

[@Death_Trooper-177]

Bruh that thumbnail 😂💀

[@GoofAnic]

“It’s not a bar.” Pulls up a picture of Applebees.

[@NapalmPanda]

Im liking the Goons Gameshows lately

[@joedaddy20]

Soup looks like Silent Bob going as King Diamond

[@owenzski]

Where is the new vid, I just came back from a week long moon gooning session hoping for a video

[@milesmaxwell09]

Zero bar is the most underrated not known candy bar. #1 S it's like a white chocolate snickers

[@xslayerx75]

Dotz are like Mike & Ikes took a air hose for a car tire. Blowing alot of the flavors out.

[@YurtFerguson]

I will admit. For the longest time I would always see a zero bar in the gas station and my first thought was "what kind of a weirdo eats a zero bar" and then I picked one up and read it and it's like white chocolate fudge with nougat and some other stuff in it and my next thought was "Awe damn I'm one of those weirdos who eats a zero bar. " And now no lie it's probably one of my more favorite candy bars to buy in a gas station

[@kaszrack2859]

The tooth brushes unlocked a memory for me, I live in the uk and I remember them being so fire, they are basically just jelly kinda sherbet sweets each colour having a different flavour. 10/10 mouth texture lemme tell u .

[@someone9457]

I'm glad im not the only one who loves heath bars i was starting to question myself 😂😔

[@CalliWallii]

those strawberry candies are made by Coastal Bay Confections! i agree S tier.

[@tiacorallini6437]

yall never fail to make me laugh ♡

[@puttumsftw8478]

The "Grandma candy bowl" seems to be a global thing lol ALL grandmas have a candy bowl.

[@blagdaross5953]

Good & Plenty are awesome! It's black licorice coated in a hard candy shell.

[@sircybin8371]

this is the moment the goons realize soup is why they are funny

[@CloverLeaf625]

I love the goons

[@ghastlygamming1519]

Got me giggling and kicking my feet in english class. lmfao

[@Cookie0927]

Yo, Doos suit looking mad sexy~!

[@Colt-z8x]

Bro “adult chocolate” had me dying.

[@515me]

Dude seeing someone laugh while wearing corpse paint is unexplainably funny. Like if Shagrath just heard a really good joke.

[@N.clark2009]

Heath slander will not be tolerated

[@squidwardtortellini2827]

I think its pretty genius to have mcnasty be a different type of blurr

[@xslayerx75]

22:25 Krunch bars are great, but it's like eating tin foil an after 2 bars you mouth is shredded.

[@NiteNoit]

I am actually currently enjoying the one side brown one side green sucker moment

[@thomasmitchell4406]

Im with you guys on the heath candy bar but the heath klondike bar is fire

[@GingerBeardMan977]

king diamond in the bottom left go hard as fuck

[@shrimpydooo]

SEEYOUSPACECOWBOY MENTIONED!!! they are geniunely so good, super proud seeing them open for the devil wears prada!!

[@jakevelasco4072]

Fun dip is such a “babies first time” sort of thing if you wanna learn how to progress towards snorting drugs, at least when you back at it. You can use the candy tool thingy as a device for lining up the compressed sugar, and just snort away, all while being technically safe (although perhaps only using one bag at a moment). For a candy it kinda sucks, as you gotta be idle eating this stuff, and in hindsight it’s kinda lacking in the creative department (simple sugar, crappy spoon, eat)

[@littlewhimsi]

mcnasty was literally talking about sweet tarts chews i’m pretty sure…….

[@mega_spiderdroid9159]

THE GANG IS BACK TOGETHER 😁

[@LightningBlade1406]

GUYS MCNASTY IS ABSOLUTELY REMOVING THE BLUR FILTER SLOWLY, YOU CAN TELL

[@TheMothaBruha]

Sounds like a dope ass concert🤓☝️🤘🏿👍🏻

[@jackattack3504]

lmao they have no clue how accurate it can be for a dude in corpse paint to hitler salute 10:24

[@SP3NC3ER]

doo doing the worm has broken me

[@edmi8832]

Dooo doing the worm LMFAOOOO IM DYING HAHAHAHHA

[@daltonsims6347]

41:07 I would only eat the vanilla one of these. 😂

[@Mr.Finklebottom]

Great to see Soup back and the return of Zgvzgzazagvzgzazgza.

[@UmbralAbsolution]

Soup's face paint looks like Joey Jordison