The GOONS Presents: The Roast of LIZZO!

[@mcnasty]

gimme ur best lizzo roast

[@peytondavila6892]

45 dead after lizzo crowd dives

[@Monkey-Man21]

Fat

[@Barbequed-Clorox]

Lizzo became one with the Seven Deadly Chins

[@itsurmothers4642]

Built like a semi

[@omegadragonpiano]

Lizzo is a bit overweight!

[@mcnasty]

lizzo also eats whole cakes

[@tobymacguire2915]

based mcnasty

[@Cosmo054]

You do it better ❤️❤️

[@eugeneseguin5662]

Ok mr boxy boi

[@ernest_j._maple]

HE FOUUD THE 1! McNasty want that black ahh

[@KNAZE_BLAMING]

Didn’t know your real name was Lizzo

[@kildarmezo8285]

Lizzo comes from a broken home. Her parents are not divorced, she just fell and cracked the foundation.

[@luisthestriker4200]

LMAOAOAO

[@luisvaughan-x6v]

bro, this right here is a good roast

[@kayagorzan]

Holy shit, that made me choke

[@akumabazooka9169]

And her lie about living in her car. If that happened, it's because of her eating habits. In today's economy, on a regular Citizens income, I am not surprised she was living in her car, because she was spending $150,000 a week on food

[@The-Shagster]

If Mcnasty eats whole cakes, Lizzo eats whole bakeries.

[@braxtonpayne9093]

Jesus loves you

[@psyched3lictoad240]

@@braxtonpayne9093he gave up on that bitch lizzo tho

[@lieutenantsoul3823]

@@braxtonpayne9093wrong, my cousin Jesus hates me sadly😢

[@imaginethat8758]

Nah if mcnasty eats wholes cakes Lizzo eats whole mcnasty

[@bloody_horror1774]

@@lieutenantsoul3823 Your cousin is Jesus??

[@Delta92F]

Lizzo as a measurement... It really is true that Americans would use everything beside the metric system.

[@AL-Doody]

It’s a very rare measurement though, have to have something fucking huge to get the lizzo treatment

[@tam.aelspbeth]

😭😭😭

[@trippyjpg7166]

The guy who said it is Canadian…

[@zach2839]

You’re god damn right 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅

[@TheDoggyDog]

Yeah because it sucks mega dick.

[@elijahcuevas3805]

Do y'all ever wonder who would win in a fight either Lizzo or Gorlock The Destroyer?

[@merlinparsons668]

Now that's the ring fight we need

[@alternateemail6944]

Plot twist. They’re the same person

[@mackenziechin3667]

gorlock the destroyer solos ez

[@SapphireKing472]

They're the same person lol

[@Lord_Sundowner]

I think they’d either have an eating contest or eat each other to assimilate the most mass

[@Lord_Sundowner]

Hasn’t lizzo already had enough roasts all by herself I mean look at the size of her 😂

[@alirezakhoshbakhtian]

UNDER RATED

[@raggens]

No any roasts flung towards her she skewers on a spitroast and deepthroats them

[@M.E.FProd.]

I love how the editor includes moments of dead air where nothings really happening. It feels more relatable if you game with a group because sometimes the call/party is just silence and random noises until something interesting or funny happens. favorite yumi moment 22:19

[@braxtonpayne9093]

Jesus loves you

[@captainpissoff]

@@braxtonpayne9093I eat babies

[@zcarp8642]

He turned into Alex Jones *DESTROY THE CHILD.* *CORRUPT THEM ALL*

[@RedEyedEric]

​​@@braxtonpayne9093 Shut your mouth with that dumb ass religious propaganda, your irrelevant as hell and an absolute 🤡

[@CrossGenix]

With a roast THIS big, you can feed every subscriber

[@thesenate4815]

Or just lizzo

[@jlectrix8064]

@@thesenate4815i don't think anything could be filling enough to feed Lizzo

[@ugn154]

​@@thesenate4815yeah, Lizzo would make us all die of starvation.

[@bobbyedamame304]

Was feeling so shitty today until they started roasting Lizzie I now feel like 10 dollars thank you goons

[@noahjester8471]

Nah, you worth much more than 10 bucks bro

[@psyched3lictoad240]

@@noahjester8471shit that’s more than I’d pay to go to a lizzo concert

[@fondoe2804]

You mean 5 toonies

[@ugn154]

​@@noahjester8471he's worth 10 Lizzos 😂 Oh, wait, my friending you are rich now 😅

[@idk-sp4po]

7:04 thats gotta be one of the best and most unhinge joke blarg has ever made

[@race10ftw]

Lizzo broke a fan into many pieces by attempting to crowd surf

[@tomatostarz]

real ?

[@omniscienttoast250]

@@tomatostarzshe literally has killed a fan crowdsurfing it's horrible and she still defends her obesity

[@braxtonpayne9093]

Jesus loves you

[@hondakiku4263]

​@@braxtonpayne9093seriously? No one cares

[@fuckyanigga]

​@@braxtonpayne9093*NOBODY ASKED*

[@minz4937]

The first 2 minutes of the video tells me: Yes, this is a perfect video to fall asleep to at 2:30 in the morning

[@TofuBurrito]

"Arab.... money" as my eyes are closed

[@Velocity-gj7ub]

can confirm im at 17:51 and its 2:45 am this is gold

[@xoashleyromero]

We are not going to ignore the fact that McNasty said Lizzo looks like a melted tootsie roll 😂🤣

[@zenerstorm95]

7:04 This is the most out of pocket shit I've ever heard Blarg say, and it had my keeling over with laughter

[@cupka5505]

I laughed a Lizzo amount at these jokes 😂

[@Karsow2054]

Blarg walking a tightrope in this session ngl 💀💀

[@byronbrown7436]

Something lizzo could never do

[@TriforcePunk]

​@@byronbrown7436What, walk? Agreed.

[@ShazMan69]

Blarg making an Uncharted reference gave me peak happiness 10:31

[@Nynja123TRT]

"What size shirt are you?" "I'm an Extra Extra Lizzo" "Sir, we don't manufacture warehouse-sized shirts. Not for regular consumers, of course. I hope you can understand."

[@charlessaint7926]

Wasn't McNasty selling t-shirts that go up to 7 Extra Large?

[@Nynja123TRT]

@charlessaint7926 I think so XD

[@nick-brothwood]

​@@charlessaint7926more like 'GRRR' X.

[@paradox_ddooggee2593]

BYEEE

[@bryanelbori502]

Soup: “I don’t even know what she looks like” McNasty: “Fat and-“ *Silence intensifies*

[@martina.9357]

I fucking love the laughs soup make when he's trying his hardest not to laugh at a fucked joke

[@Mr.Finklebottom]

Lizzo becoming a unit of measurement is the best thing to have happened in the past 3 years.

[@ginnrollins211]

I heard the Titanic is about 1,000 Lizzo's long from bow to stern.

[@AnthonyPinoAntonio]

My stomach hurts so much from laughing at the Lezzo jokes... I actually built up my abs. 😂😂😂😂

[@snubbynoze38]

Lizzo is the reason all bags of chips across the universe are missing half of its contents before you even open them...

[@daemondrako]

This video deserves a Lizzo-sized like

[@RYAN-nv1wv]

listening to everyone laugh at all the Lizzo jokes is great 6:51-9:09 also looks like liquid cement

[@dluuxx]

The way the Spongebob AI stream ended was with Squidward singing "My Way" by Frank Sinatra and then the stream getting promptly taken down by Paramount

[@NoobiePro114]

The Roast of Lizzo? That would end world hunger.

[@hanashiie_sama6083]

“How do you fat shame, when you look like a wrecking left out of the side of the road.” -blarg

[@user-nvrtioh]

7:00 Soups laugh gave me life

[@beesechurgermonkeyflip]

Love you and the goons mcnasty! ❤ much love

[@izaakjohnson2723]

"Gimme your best Lizzo roast" Lizzo looks like she could be an entire Modern Warfare 2 map, complete with ammo boxes and vehicles.

[@Theeyedone15]

Bro the beatboxing in the echoing was actually pretty damn good

[@Canadian-wi2bo]

Mcnasty needs to do a whole cake eating muckbang with lizzo

[@ginnrollins211]

I don't think even Nickacado Avocado would make that experience enjoyable.

[@hkdxforsaken]

Lizzo deserves every bit of this roast. She's hungry. Probably.

[@duh131]

People say they're not a snack they're a meal. Lizzo is the whole buffet in a half

[@lowlywastedluna]

9:34 hearing soup’s maniacal laugh brings me joy

[@Bunger3663]

If Lizzo did a stage dive, shed create an earthquake the same magnitude as her waistline measurements.

[@wxbrainiac]

lizzo stage diving would actually be a homicide in all seriousness

[@ginnrollins211]

At least we would know how Arizona Bay was created.

[@riversarewaterslidesforfish]

Her falling over would cause an extinction event

[@Rizzolf_Adler]

Cant believe goon’s didn’t know it was ‘waiting for love’ - avicii “monday left me broken”

[@CuriousShrimp]

"It's like, sometimes, you forget there's other people there" I felt that

[@Zachary-]

It wasn't an asteroid that killed the dinosaurs, lizzo just tripped and fell.

[@J4rdani]

22:13 yumi’s dubstep was too hard 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@KingsxYT]

Lizzo also eats the pi in math

[@laythalsibai9848]

Everytime I open Spotify and see her album I think to myself “oh that’s nice of Spotify to let national geographic upload an 1 hour podcast on whales segmented into 3 minute intervals.”😁

[@j-red9121]

Lizzo the type of girl where you bring her to an all-you-can-eat buffet, and she can.

[@Saturn-blueV1]

This has to be the best Siege session y’all ever had 😂

[@3Guys1Video]

Lizzo looks like a thrown up tootsie roll if someone ate 15 of them at the same time

[@kasen338]

7:06 valid point blarg

[@EpicJax]

Lizzo played amazing role as the bomb in Oppenheimer

[@OliverSMIC]

Someday I want to get a plane to fly over a Lizzo concert and say “Seaworld is that way” on it

[@connorwolf7190]

I wish i never knew the cat meme. Mcnasty you aint missing out on much.

[@tokietoostoked]

Watching this as I’m sitting on the toilet dropping a lizzo

[@kaninerultralord8817]

"They send a 3rd plane" 😂 "sir, a 3rd plane has hit the world trade center memorial, they weren't sorry"

[@turtl3playz303]

The roast of Lizzo finally a solution to world hunger

[@Tehfaux]

Symphony of the wretched sounds god dam 🔥🔥

[@epsilonlivs732]

7:03 he came in with the haymaker😂

[@tyleredwards4097]

I have watched this…8 times now. I love every time

[@bindulever]

Lizzo is the mother of all "joe mama" jokes...

[@thenutbutton9270]

Lizzo gets in a Taxi. Has to pay double as she takes two seats.

[@radleytimajo]

Blarg's jokes are on point in this video lmao

[@Thedus12]

I work in medical and the weight limit for a traditional MRI machine is 500-600lbs depending on the brand. So yes if someone is bigger than that we send them to the zoo, where they have bigger machines.

[@harrychattaway1556]

I swear if lizzo gets any fatter earth's gravity field will start revolving around her. When lizzo gets into an elevator it instantly goes down coz it can't lift her. When lizzo walks up a flight of stairs earth quake warnings go off on the other side of the world.

[@magnuserlandsen1079]

I swear, some goons videos are bad repetative acid trips, but i love it and i cant stop😅

[@ReyVoices]

I already know this is finna be fucking hilarious

[@harrychattaway1556]

I went to an amusement park and there was this massive crowd around what I thought was this new ride... no it was just lizzo signing pizza crusts 😂😂

[@HeisenbergFam]

Lizzo really said "friendly fire"

[@IHearTheMink]

Blarg not knowing there were 4 planes is oddly funny to me

[@juwelplaykid1042]

Lizzo has to pay for a group ticket when going to the zoo on her own

[@elchomper.1063]

She's visiting family she has a pass

[@xViperGTR]

PK Subban was that hockey commentator who said that, the mans a king for it lmao

[@jakey8701]

Did Mcnasty hire soups editor? I don't remember him being this good

[@TheKingZong]

Yumi: Imma take out like half the things we've said about her Me: COWARD!!

[@safebox36]

I had no idea who Lizzo was before the scandal that she (a large woman) told another woman (less large than her) to lose some weight or she'd be let go as a backup dancer.

[@thesenate4815]

Shes the Biggest pop singer this decade

[@jacksonkruck1269]

@@thesenate4815no that’s Taylor swift

[@thesenate4815]

@@jacksonkruck1269 i meant shes the "Biggest" As in shes morbidly a beast

[@jacksonkruck1269]

@@thesenate4815 oh I got it now man mb

[@danielnystrom6117]

when mcnasty do these pimp quotes i always drink coffee, one day it will kill me... best one so far was a couple of weeks ago whats your blood type pimp. almost choked...

[@nateseidel2584]

See with the unit of measurement you have to take into account the inflation. 1 lizzo of something today might be 1/2 of a lizzo tomorrow depending on how big her breakfast is

[@ModernjetGOD]

Bro soups screaming bird laugh makes me wanna die

[@lackinthebox]

Opening up wild af

[@jacobjenkins5805]

Alternate Title: The Roast of Lizzo(solving world hunger)

[@Countrytoadgaming]

Im gonna write a chatgpt rap song about lizzo battling 11 billion crabs

[@Neo_Sprout]

She probably ate them all.

[@christopherrouse2542]

If they roasted Lizzo, they’d solve world hunger

[@Deathgripz-xh5wb]

Not gonna lie I've been avoiding this video because I thought it was a lizzo reaction video😂

[@tristenmclaughlin9199]

I work in a truss company and we were building 50 foot parallel trusses that used 2x8 and 2x10 yellow pine, they were the trusses to support lizzos weight

[@bobbyedamame304]

Yes thank you

[@harledjinn]

"whos Fenrir, why does he have a muzzle so he doesnt bite you" The Goons need to learn Norse Mythology

[@YourKawke]

Nah. They'd sooner lose a hand.

[@ipreferfrogs]

love how there's an echo but they talk over it the whole time

[@bigman7025]

The fact blarg doesnt even question the fact that 1 lizzo is the same weight as a car speaks volumes

[@liamtitan5598]

Mcnastys ‘tism mouse movements in menues are my favorite

[@damonatar]

I'm just so glad i can morally fat shame lizzo now

[@whiff_8373]

7:06 gonna get this written on a picket sign

[@sirdabsalot9223]

love the intro mcnasty it reminds me to take my pills

[@jennapowell9319]

Tammy is from my home town. Most people in my town have the same mentality the sisters have. “If you eat a sugar balance it out with a diet” 🤦‍♀️

[@LockheedMartinF22Raptor7]

Lizzo is responsible for the disappearance of the 11 billion crabs.

[@jeffersonmccamley3729]

Lizzo looks like that black air ball we had to run away from in elementary school when we played a version of "Indiana Jones"

[@Skele-Toon]

The SpongeBob killing Squidward part had me dyin

[@onesockthief3363]

Such a sick opening, dude. Excited for your musical career

[@LLCoolJD]

he already has it, its called ENDA VINERA great deathcore band. heavy lorna shore vibes

[@onesockthief3363]

@llcooljd1761 Thanks for heads up, I appreciate it but I already know. Sorry I should've clarified what's to come from what it already here. I've listened to McNastys new dubstep music as well as to Death's Calling quite a few times

[@jv4218]

All this roasting but not even the sun can cook through that much weight

[@1neurotic]

Lizzo dancers sue for eating banana joke makes itself

[@gutrenchladd]

@16:42 "...always runs on its wheel toward Mecca" that had me rolling. should have hit harder

[@lastman320]

With the whole allegations going on, we notice the similarities with Mother Nature, like the hunchback bullying the dolphin for its size

[@Rizzed_and_ready_to_jizz]

I’m glad soup brought back the 2 dollars and a cigarette butt bit

[@Hyperbolicbackhole]

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